Thread 720524815

>alien game
>the aliens are the bad guys

yes? Earth rules and will rule the universe,fuck the aliens,martians and europans

>>720524815 (OP)
>You play as the aliens

>>720524815 (OP)
Aliens aren’t real

>>720524815 (OP)
>alien game
>greys are the good guys that help humanity against evil cockroaches

>>720524815 (OP)
>alien game
>aliens are the devs furry OC
>added grays after OCs got shit on
>only show up at the end of the game and even then very rarely

>>720524815 (OP)

https://youtube.com/shorts/ubvBs_w7OWk?si=-BjeFjkWuiwBqZ1S

Bogos binted

>>720525040
Charlton Heston and Jack Nicholson if he ayy

just got a new haircut guys, how's it looking?

>alien game
>the aliens are sexy

>>720524815 (OP)
>Complaining about Europa when fucking Ganymede exists
Have you even been there? Ganymede is basically drug fueled debauchery and nothing else. The only worse place in our solar system is Haumea but at least people who attend the ring-out fight club there are prepared to fucking die.

>>720525598
That's just vile midge on holiday.

>>720525684
Meant for >>720525009

>>720525510
MY EYES

>>720525598
I am always on the lookout for them

>>720525684
Alpha Centauri will claim the stars. Earthniggers need not reply.

>>720525786
Gnomes don't interact with electromagnetic fields you idiot. What do you think dark matter is if not quadrillions of gnomes?

EVIL

>>720525256
Any excuse to seethe about VOTV, huh?

>>720524815 (OP)
>alien game
>the aliens are the good guys and actually do a better job of running the planet then Humans

ayy lmao

>>720526421
>average Weapon of Choice enjoyer

Onions

I like the alien elk hunter. Dude just wanted some elk pills and a gun for his collection.

>>720526701
>lands
>asks for water
>makes shitty pancakes
>doesn't elaborate

>>720526421
What a bunch of cool little fellas.

>>720524815 (OP)
Humans are made by God, and by default we are the good guys

>>720526701
>no intergalactic hunting game where you travel the cosmos collecting trophies to put on your personal flagship

>>720526817
Yeah but aliens are made by Alien God, so they're the gooder guys
Cope and seethe, bipedal hominid

>>720526871
The fact there has never been a Predator game like this is fucking tragic.

>>720526891
Aliens are fallen angels
You lost

>>720526949
Angels are just ascended aliens who get 42 Human virgins to fuck in the afterlife.

>>720527035
>The ayy McRib is made of people goop

>>720526206
I just know the day will come when you eventually silently take the "mr" out of your name, mrdrnose

>>720525621
That shitty XCOM spinoff thing was worth it despite how terrible it was for the sole reason of canonizing Viper strip clubs

>>720526949
If humans traveled the stars and interacted with other advanced intelligences, we would be the space orks.

>>720526817
what if he says that to everyone

>>720524815 (OP)
>the aliens look just like humans

>>720527265
The whole "Humans are made in God's image" thing always seemed like cops to me.
God has a butthole and a dick and nipples and shit? I don't buy it.

>>720527021
>Here's your 42 virgins bro

>>720527335
I like the inverse of a sci-fi story where Humans look like aliens because the story takes place like two hundred thousand years in the future and Humans evolved to look like Greys. Only example l can think of like that is an old Newgrounds animation about a time traveling gray skinned hairless Human with black eyes that goes back in time and interacts with current day humans.

>>720527443
>mouth and jawline are completely different

>>720527335
on my way to have peace talks with the humanoid aliens wish me luck

>>720527878
>space gnomes

>>720527920
Could be worse.

>>720527872
>Anon comes back from peace talks speaking glorp flip zibby zorp wearing alien attire
We lost one, boys

>>720527663
AT-43 had a similar premise minus the grey man aesthetics. The factions are humanoid but their origin point doesn't come from Earth while the actual humans have advanced to the point of being more machine than man. Said humans after attaining functional immortality are looking for ways to reverse the concept of entropy via galactic pruning ala Mass Effect Reapers.

>>720527335
The resemblance is uncanny

>>720527972
why don't they ever send the bodacious space babes or cat planet cuties?

when i was a kid i was terrified of greys
sometimes my brother would wake me up in the middle of the night and say the greys are coming to get me and i'd hide under the bed until morning

>>720527878
>the original Fingolians were gnomes all along

>>720525040
Aside from Destroy All Humans and Xcums, I can't think of any game that have the greys.

>>720525056
Neither is whatever god you believe in

>>720528112
Joel the ayyliums are coming to get you you must hide under your IKEA bed

>>720528064
They do, just not for you :^)

>>720528064
That Brazilian guy fucked one.

>>720527972
>dude on the far left with the wielding mask
I've seen him in Paradigm Worlds before. Members of a runaway unit that got lost in a botched Stargate program.

>>720528146
That Area 51 FPS was about Grays

>>720528064
Cum in Lum's bum!

>>720524815 (OP)
>alien talk
>speak mexican

>>720528398
>aliens speak Mexican
I do find the idea of aliens showing up and they just inexplicably speak fluent Nahuatl for some reason really funny.

>>720528398
>ayy starts talking
>speaks jamaican

>>720528195
>>720528223
gay and lame
YOU HEAR ME MARTIANS? I FORMALLY CONSENT TO ABDUCTIONS IF YOU GIVE ME A CUTE BY HUMAN STANDARDS AAYYWIFE AS COMPENSATION

>>720528195
The cuck mantis
The cuck mantis

>>720528521
If an alien ever called me a bumbaclot I would probably kill myself.

>>720528398
So, the daily existence of an Arizonan?

>>720528398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzG4uDgje3M

>>720528696
>that viewcount
Wew lad

>>720529048
>couldn't be that much
>5.1 BILLION
What the fuck

>>720526949
yea, its not like jews have ever lied in literature or anything

I would genuinely welcome aliens as benevolent dictators at this point. They can't do a worse job than we have. All they would have to do is glass Israel and I'm their no.1 fan.

>>720528490
Have you heard of the Polynesian exchange?

>>720528398
>>720528490

>>720528490
>>720528398
What a horrible way to die. The poor Australians aboriginals.

>>720529480
it's peak Latinx-coded, they'll rewatch the same videos over and over.

>>720527194
He loves in kazakhstan
The moment he tries to do that he gets stoned to death.

>>720524815 (OP)
Go back to your orbis mundi, cattle fucker.

>>720530123
The idea of an alien invasion movie being subverted by the aliens actually unironically being almost entirely benevolent would be pretty cool.
>Aliens invade Earth
>For some reason, they only invade a handful of countries, small ones known for corruption, poverty, crime and decay
>due to their advanced technology they of course completely mop the floor with any Human military that engages them, even when world powers intervene
>though it becomes clear that they aren't just wiping out everyone they come across, as civilian casualties are borderline non-existent (and seem to be entirely the fault of Human military/government desperation) and surrendering or retreating soldiers are ignored
>Once the first countries targeted fall entirely, aliens begin completely rebuilding occupied areas to be infinitely better than before
>due to their technology and superior logistical and administrative capabilities, these occupied countries soon go from being complete shit holes to having the highest quality of life on Earth
>alien medicine and mandatory genetic modification eliminate all diseases, physical disorders and mental illness in occupied populations
>Violent criminals and corrupt politicians are either executed outright or become new people through forced personality rewriting
>people living in occupied areas are soon back to work, but under a strict 20 hour work week and now mostly to buy alien gadgets
>alien invaders announce that they fully intend to conquer the whole planet, but wanted to give Humanity an example of what life will be like when they rule the world and give each nation time to surrender instead
>57 countries surrender within the first week, mostly due to open revolts from disillusioned civilians who would rather be ruled by extraterrestrial invaders than Human politicians
>NATO, the U.S, Russia, China and a lot of other countries still resist, or at least try to hold out as long as possible
>Future generations grow up speaking Ziggy zop

>>720526794
Sometimes I wonder if ayys like this and Indrid Cold are just alien autists
Like, regular ayys go about their day mining asteroids and stuff, and then these guys fly to earth to ask "Hello, what is a city please?"

>>720525598
To this day /v/ can't into gnomes

>>720532076
I don't know man, in light of the endings the Legion actually seem marginally less evil than Kether and Malchut.

>>720531648
I thought he was swedish?

>>720532369
No, his parasocial bff is swedish

>>720524815 (OP)
bald*

>>720532752
>discover the keys to FTL travel and near limitless energy
>can't find a cure for baldness
Grim

>>720532905
Hairlessness is the peak of biological efficiency. Hair is for primitive lower life forms, like the Eldar.

>>720532905
Can't go faster than light without flawless aerodynamics

>>720525786
I remember this old ass video. How they made that? Put a hat on some kid?

>>720526794
This is a type 2 civilization alien for you

>>720527335
I mean convergent evolution is a fucking thing. They can also be the ones responsible to turn ugly poop eating primates into humans because they made we look like them!

>>720527878
Kooloo Limpah mother fucker!

>>720528195
>The mantis likes to see humans fuck aliens
Is this some alien bug NTR fetish?

>>720526794
>man in blue beanie
>man in red cap
I don't understand what's happening in this console war meme.

I don't get scared by much but Ayys always give me the chills, especially when it comes to abductions.

I like that one encounter where they alien gave the old christian man a sermon

>>720528064
they know what would happen

>>720533929
When I was scared I was too scared to look at the sky for two reasons, ayys and missiles

>I slowly wake up
>I see some strange face looking directly at me
>It smiles when see I'm waking up
>It's creepy as fuck kinda human but also not
>I make a terrified half sleep muffed scream
>The thing disappears
To this day I don't know if I saw some shit or my brain made something. I never want to see that again.

>>720534739
babby's first sleep paralysis demon

>>720534739
>scaring off your complimentary ayy waifu like that
Rude

>>720526421
based

>>720534258
What, were missiles flying over your house a regular occurrence or something?

>>720535209
He might be a Vile Shlomo

>>720524815 (OP)
>the aliens are the bad guys
Yeah because their illegal immigrants you piece of shit

>>720525598
ur still not seeing the.. bigger picture....

>>720525598
>>720535664
Gnomes are rogue tulpas. After one manages to create a tulpa, it inevitably collapses into a gnome.

>>720533929
the scary thing about aliens isn't the literal being but the ramifications they represent, you suddenly being faced with one of the most important discoveries in human history.

>>720526794
They aren't aliens. They are supernatural beings who do silly ridiculous shit like that to attack the logic centers of our brains. It's psychological warfare.

>>720535209
I used to think WW3 was gonna happen any day as a kid