Thread 720542160

What are goblins even good for?

>>720542160 (OP)
killing 15 to complete a repeatable quest for Villager C (the reward is 10 copper)

>>720542209
Rude

>>720542160 (OP)
Tonal Architecture

>>720542704
That looks sick.

>>720542209
Quest?

>>720542160 (OP)
It's funny, I ask the same question about humans.

>>720542704
Please tell my I can buy these and don't have to set up some kind of 3D resin printer

>>720542854
Yes, for monetary compensation. Don't tell me you kill them for free like some kind of goblin janny.

>>720542160 (OP)
full nelson

>>720542952
>Goblin Janny
I'd watch it.

>>720542854
>he does it for free

>>720542209
>Farming normal low level mobs
>Sudden fucking superboss appears to wreck your shit
I hate when this happens.

Made for headpats

>>720542854
BASED

>>720543062
Source?

>>720543120
Not only does Saucenao work, but I'm pretty sure feeding a vague description into google will get the exact title.

>>720542160 (OP)
>Trash mobs
>Sweatshop labor
>Comic relief
>Out-competing racoons as the kings of going through your grabage by virtue of being slightly taller and having opposable thumbs
>Ballista ammunition
>Onaholes
Truly, the greenskin has 1001 uses.

gobleen

>>720543261
>Onaholes
My favorite goblin related activity

Kill goblins. Behead goblins. Roundhouse kick a goblin into the concrete. Slam dunk a goblin baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gobbos. Defecate in a goblins food. Launch goblins into the sun. Stir fry goblins in a wok. Toss goblins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goblins gas tank. Judo throw goblins into a wood chipper. Twist goblins heads off. Report goblins to the IRS. Karate chop goblins in half. Curb stomp pregnant goblins. Trap goblins in quicksand. Crush goblins in the trash compactor. Liquefy goblins in a vat of acid. Eat goblins. Dissect goblins. Exterminate goblins in the gas chamber. Stomp goblin skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate goblins in the oven. Lobotomize goblins. Mandatory abortions for goblins. Grind goblin fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goblins in fried chicken grease. Vaporize goblins with a ray gun. Kick old goblins down the stairs. Feed goblins to alligators. Slice goblins with a katana.

>>720542160 (OP)
Gathering up in order to have a harem of shortstack, slightly musky wives

>>720542160 (OP)
Human men shattering a gob girls pelvis via slamfucking

>>720542160 (OP)
absolutely nothing

>>720542160 (OP)
Taking human cocks that are half of their height

>>720542160 (OP)
>gobs in anime be like
>lvl 1 feet tall trash mob
>lvl 80 Gobling Lord 10 feet tall extremely fast and strong, can use magics and shit
why do only humans stay the same when leveling up?

>>720543791
Rude

>>720543935
humans are already the perfect ideal form from the start, other races have to play catchup

>>720543935
It would be unfair for everyone else

>>720543935
Because they're different kinds. Like your average mook Gobs, Gob shamans, Gob warriors, etc.
Unless it's something like the Slime isekai where their level of maturity is tied to their RPG level.

>>720542160 (OP)
i can think of a few uses..

>>720542160 (OP)
Bulging their tummies with my semen

>>720542160 (OP)
>What are goblins even good for?

>>720542946
You can buy printed ones on Etsy at least.

footjobs

>>720542160 (OP)
Low level enemies.
Being Kenders without bullshit that somehow makes them likeable like in Golden Axe.
https://youtu.be/OkNhRbpdh84
I do find terrible the humanization they're getting so people can get easy access to green lolis instead of letting them be little assholes with weird behaviors.

Birthing dozens of half-man spawn for cheap manual labor.

>>720545551
Porn ruins a lot of things.

more matchstick representation

>>720545902
i'm going to say, one of each.

>>720545551
>>720545791
reddit is 3 doors down, faggot

collecting and firing off your cock like a bottle rocket

>be an adventurer
>go to the Adventurer's Guild
>get a goblin population control quest
>go to the goblin cave
>???
>"sorry, there is more of them now"
>get fired from the Adventurer's Guild

I liked this one, the goblina is cute and the gameplay is pretty fun for what it is

>Goblin
I strongly welcome you

For me, it's the older goblin madam with connections, a size difference kink, and a bottomless desire for gold, all of which compels her to do business with >you, a human adventurer.

>your gob daughters are in their rebel phase
wyd

>>720542160 (OP)
Food

>>720548081

Hire some Human adventurers to straighten them out, gently but forcibly.

>>720547678
for me, it's the tamed sidekick who's tasted enough of civilisation to look down on her own race as the backward savages they truly are.

>>720542160 (OP)
rough consensual breeding

>>720542160 (OP)
Chaos, sex and death.

>>720542160 (OP)
Absolutely nothing.

>>720548298
Hot

>>720548081
Strong and hard correction

>>720542160 (OP)
Being bad guys. That's it.

>>720542874
Actually fixing your shit instead of getting the world, all goblins, and your god destroyed simply because you can't face up to the fact that you made the wrong call years ago and doubled-down on it to avoid accepting that?

>>720542160 (OP)
to spread disease and unrest

>>720542160 (OP)
To appease my goblin ear fetish

>>720542160 (OP)
Early game trash mob. They are for killing in droves.

if they are cute girl goblins, then they are for suckin' and fuckin' and touchin' as if i am God's thirstiest colonialist boning my way through green skinned, half sized, Latin America (my stiffest battle).

They're basically pets you can have sex it.

>>720542160 (OP)
Good for gob jobs

>>720554136
just like dogs!

>>720553914
Based

>>720554136
>there is no domesticated creature that is conventionally attractive
Fuck this gay earth. I need a sex robot or something. I did my duty already. I sired two children with two different women and both of those whores put me through the grinder. Im ready for anything else, please!

>>720554136
My preferred flavour is 'bought and sold like livestock, preferably by their own race'.

>>720542160 (OP)
Vidya goblins? They are just made to be cannon fodder. They lack their traditional powers to be a proper fey trickster, a helpul supernatural squatter or a murderous haunt.

>"goblin" thread
>Look inside
>It's just shirt elves with green skin and silky black hair
Cowards. Give me goblin girls that actualky look like goblins, with crooked noses, no hair (pubes allowed) and psycho rapey smiles.

>>720542160 (OP)
wife

Selling trash.

Goblins need their own Noldorfag

>>720542342
Isn't this the gobbo vtuber who did a gangnamg with some fans?

>>720554615
Well, she does have hair.

>>720555241
*gangbang
Wtf phone.

>>720554615
>No! Don't make threads about your waifu's make threads about the lvl 1 mook monster that nobody gives a shit about!

Look, I get it. But without the tits and ass there is no thread son.

>>720555318
Gangbang in gangnam style?

>>720548081
>I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass

>>720555317
We're getting there.
>>720555445
You misunderstand me. I'm not Noldorfag, by all mean post goblin girls with big tits, I just wish there was more art of them looking at least vaguely monstrous.
I'm the type of guy who will take an actual, Skyrim-tier female werewolf over a normal girl with wolf ears any day of the week.

>>720555823
Isn't that just the Gentleman MV?

>>720555241
>>720555318
>>720555823
OPPAI GANGBANG STYLE
WHOOP
WHOOP

>>720542704
She jammin

>>720543091
Followed by Full Nelson

>>720556105
Oppai you say?

>>720554816
>wanted to make nice things
>game really just wants you to stick any random crap together

>>720556050
This is 13 years old. What happend. I could have sworn its at max 5 years old.

>>720556407
it's cosy and twee and fairly freaking chillaxed, chud

>>720556308
You heard me.
>>720556407
Yeah the game was unfortunately kind of trash. I also wanted to make stuff that looked really nice.

>>720556459
It sometimes legitimately feels like that we just teleported from ~2019 to the present day.

>>720556459
>>720556672
The inexorable passage of time, anons. None are spared.

why would female goblins be interested in human dick anyways?

>>720556849
Well in m y headcanon all monsters are female and need humans to impergante them.
Hence why they raid human settlements, to get mates.

>>720556849
Haha yeah...

>>720556849
It's readily available at mouth level.

>>720556996
So, MGE?

>>720542160 (OP)
>What are goblins even good for?
Killin'.

>>720557156
Pretty much. Bonus point if there's a scarcity if males in the first place, like a 1 to 10 ratio, so even humans have to compete with each other.

Justice.

>>720557217
Easy as goblin pie.

>>720554242
>big ears
>thicc eyebrows
>midriff
My dick is positively erect

Goblin pubes

>>720558068
Again, I'll take both.

>>720542160 (OP)
They raped my brother to DEATH.

Now they will all DIE!

>>720542209
based

>>720558068
this combo but yuri

>>720558068
My mind says elf but my dick says goblin
One assures my progeny's future and a lavish royal life, the other only poverty and stigma.
But she's so much prettier than the elf it's not even funny.

>>720543502
I assume those gob girls are revered as war heroes in their tribe

>>720558068
That's a forest elf in a dress, not inbreed enough for high elf.

>>720558413
>ywn be femOrcbolg's sissy cleric who she takes along purely for sexual relief after a hard day slaying filithy gobbos

>>720558751
Then it has to be the goblin obviously
When has a man ever been led astray by his dick?

>>720559163
>Orcbolg
you mean Beardcutter?

>>720557319
Such an unfair trade for the goblin men

>>720548081
big warm sweaters on both of them, they look cold

>>720542160 (OP)
Marriage and child rearing

>>720559249
The implication is I'm a sissy elf though.

>>720542160 (OP)
>What are goblins even good for?
Japanese H-RPGs.

>>720542160 (OP)
They sell you entry level tools/equipment for cheap

>>720559854
Or for free, if you mating press them first

what satus effects does goblin pussy give?

>>720560127
I'd like to think it's somewhat random. Like you can get the worst STDs imaginable including petrification or instant death, but if you're lucky it might be super buffs, EXP boosts, or permanent immortality.

>goblin
Just a green short human
>orc
Just a green big human
>dwarf
Just a dwarf
>elf
Just a tall slim human

People just eat any crap they throw at them

>>720559679
Many such cases.
(sauce is sabudenego)

You just want a halfling who’s green

>>720542160 (OP)
gobmilk farms

>>720542160 (OP)
>good for
they're a menace

If these fuckers existed IRL you would all be super racist against them.

>>720558068
The elf looks like a pegging enthusiast

>>720560892
And yet my dick would still be hard for them

>>720560365
Congratulations. You just figured out that human fantasy draws inspiration from things humans saw in real life, and it always has. You are so smart and observant you clever little boy.
Just kidding, go fuck yourself.

>shortstack
>oyakodon
>prostitute
absolute cinema

>>720560892
>>720560991
It would literally be a one to one of the spic situation. With a mix of the Jew situation depending on how goblin males behave. Never ask a human supremacist the fantasy race of his girlfriend.

>>720560514
Green, Grey, blue, it don't fucking matter. Pint sized and bouncing up and down on me. You say that as if I shouldn't be wanting thst. Of course thats what I want. Thats what every red blooded male on the planet wants. Don't let their pearl clutching, virtue signaling bullshit fool you. It's what they want.

>>720560994
The point is, why don't just say they are different people, like barbarians, wizards, paladins, instead of a total different especies?
It is funny how rpgs fans triy to lecture you how different they are.

>>720561394
>The point is I am trans.
Very true sister! But please try to stay on topic

>>720561178
>shortstack
>consensual
>impregnation
yep, it's gooning time

>>720561178
>>720561639
For me, it's:
>Hag
>Corruption
>NTR

>>720558610
>>720548848
Is there any porn of her?

>>720542160 (OP)
Absconding with female humans to produce more goblins. Some say they're the very best.

>>720543410
source

>>720563913
I did some research because I was also curious.
>I found this cute uzi-witch-goblin waifu yesterday, from an indie game in development, and I REALLY had to draw her!
>Seems like the dev is offering to make her more than just an enemy NPC if the game gets popular, so I'm doing my part!
>(game is called Tamara, on Steam)

>>720558610
How often does the dev post updates about Tamara? Putting aside the gobbo waifus it looks real fun to play.

chat your best goblin fucker game reqs please and thank you
preferably where you breed them but anything is fine

>>720542160 (OP)
Breeding.

>>720555913
Here's what I meant: doesn't have to look disgusting but at least a little bit monstrous.

Sorry for the ultra-low bodycam footage quality, this guy's art is hard to find in good res nowadays.

>>720564109
Give me this game but genderbent.

wowowowow i buyeddd go line game i buyer 15 time!!!

>>720564775
So, no. Too bad, maybe when the game releases

>>720555241
Huh?

>>720548081
*hits pipe*

>>720548081
I thought that guitar was a retarded zote from the thumbnail

>>720542160 (OP)
if I made a female gobbo babe videogame would you guys play it?

another goblin WIP still trying to feel out how to put the values for the bg

>>720542160 (OP)
Footjobs

>>720558476
i sure hope you go easier on the hitstop for the release or the demo. still looking forward to it

>>720561394
I dont know who has "tried to lecture you". I dont think that's has ever happened. I think you are just overthinking fantasy tropes. Consider also maybe that not everything should be some amorphous blob alien either. Why is a bubble round? Because its the optimal shape. Perhaps in another world there are other vaguely humanoid shaped living things. Consider most of all how much of a waste of time it is to get hung up on this. Video game plots are lowest of the low. They are basically runoff for literature which may already be low brow and derivative. Trying to hold people to higher standard in a coomer thread is dumb, and probably not going to reach the hearts and minds of anyone.

>>720565914
What would you want from a game like that?

>>720542160 (OP)
They like wolves in the forest. They kill and rape stupid people

>>720544915
She'll bite

I wish there was more media with Goblin Pirates

>>720561394
I hope they rote in jail

>>720568649
correct!

>>720569881
How hard?

>>720542160 (OP)
we all agree that all goblins are futas right?

Savage goblins are the best.

>>720571349
>jewlatinachink

>>720543941
Why are amogus in her eyes?

>>720571179
Hard and unexpected. BJ is not recommended

>>720571349
>her minutes before she goes home to her human boyfriend

>orcs and goblins are the same species
>orcs are the males and goblins the females
there, fantasy has been saved

So...
When do goblins start being fertile? At what age are they considered "adult"?

>>720571932
>no femOrcs
that sounds terrible

>>720542160 (OP)
With the rise of goblin popularity has made me wonder why games, mainly of RPGs haven't let us play as or have a goblin companion yet, only game I found you can get a gobbo companion is in pathfinder kingmaker

Are there any other games with a goblin follower? (other than mods)

>orcs and goblins are subspecies
>orcs are females and goblins are females
there, fantasy has been saved

>>720572273
Coomers =/= the general population
Goblins aren't actually popular as a whole.

>>720572615
the little gremlin hijinks type of character has absolutely seem an uptick in popularity. though that's not a goblin only thing but rather a mould they easily fill.

>>720542160 (OP)
Cocksleeves. No, really, imagine having someone to fuck every time you want, anywhere, that doesn't bitch and moan and wants only food.

>>720571349
I hoped she was massively raped in the street.

>>720571349
needs a proper gobbo to walk past and laugh at her

>>720554242
I want to stick my dick inside those ears and cum inside.

>>720573641
>the little gremlin hijinks type of character has absolutely seem an uptick in popularity

You're the reason pic related is allowed to exist

>>720574449
Is she even in the fourth game, or did the movie convince Gearbox to bury every character involved?

>>720571179
She won't bite at all if you do what she says

>>720555241
If its true, then I suppose she was just in character

Gobbos don't get when they are in danger.

>>720571349
>that nose
You can't trick me with your green face paint.

>>720555241
Link or I'm not going to believe that

Guess what happens next.

>>720575175
She gets a big piece of meat?

>>720575295
Warm on the big, cold on the rest.

>>720542160 (OP)
If goblin girls look this why do male goblins need to go around raping human/elven women? This is clearly propaganda.

>>720575175
it's amazing how he manages to consistently make porn that's almost good but misses the mark in some way every time

>>720575815
It's like nogs, they like raping white women but they want whites to rape theirs. It's a rapey rapey world as long as everybody is ok with that.

>>720542704
Yoooo that's sick. I want like 100 of her.

>>720556849
Why indeed

>>720575602
Amazing

>>720564792
Is there any footage that isn't filmed by Michael J. Fox?

>>720571932
>greenskins are fungi
>colony grows goblins, orcs, their food supply and mounts in proportions required to maintain the local biosphere
40k had this problem solved decades ago

anyone got recommendations for sadpanda gobus?

>>720570129
They were given free college tuitions and now run the HR department in the most successful company in the world.

Your life or your cum.

>>720576129
https://exhentai.org/g/3515087/ecf9dcf681/
https://exhentai.org/g/3225042/5682a131f8/
https://exhentai.org/g/3201992/f0a18b1730/
https://exhentai.org/g/3188210/43cf62eafd/
https://exhentai.org/g/3139793/aa121bf4ea/
https://exhentai.org/g/2039109/d0affd7d2c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1662931/9e9bf0ad88/

>>720556849
Male Goblins like human females more, so in retaliation, femake goblins court human men to piss them off.

>>720576427
Knuxy really need to finish his magnum opus.

>>720545902
>wild vs civilized

>>720576129
martincorps

>>720575602
Excellent

>>720576784
This is sexuality in its purest, most unfiltered for. This the female form at peak performance.

I want to make a Goblin game, started sketches today.

Not a fetish game, but I found it unironically fun for none of them to wear any gear on their chest, nipples constantly covered by hair, etc. Would that be an issue for a SFW Steam release? They're all flat, if that matters

>>720542160 (OP)
replacing child laborers, being able to get into small spaces in industrial machinery, caves, ect.

>>720542160 (OP)
Rapidly producing large numbers of half-goblin babies.

>>720542160 (OP)
Where the FUCK are my gob dating sims and my JRPGs with gob waifus?

how tech literate do you like your goblin?

>>720579268
The smarter ones have figured out how to use spears.

>>720579026
Short girls are unsafe horny.

>>720579268
*hit the keyboard with fists and maybe a hammer and it somehow performs the required function*

>>720579268
At most being able to shitpost on the 'chan

>>720579026
exactly what im thinking
all this art
ZERO GAMES

>>720542992
Goblin Cleanup has you play as a literal janitor for a dungeon before the next adventurers come through.

>>720558751
>But she's so much prettier than the elf it's not even funny.
It's matted hair on the goblin...
Welp, I'll kill your kids for 3xp a pop.

>>720558068
The goblin, unless the elf is a boy.

>>720579268
Totally illiterate until the introduction of human DNA, then they quickly outpace their human uplifters, making sleek-ass high technology. Like, just a couple steps more grounded than Eldar-tier

as long as gobbo have BIG FEET

>>720580252
big feet = big footjob

>>720542160 (OP)
What are some games with female goblins
don't say onirism

>>720542704
A wip poster in the wild?!?

>>720542160 (OP)
Good for gobblin deez nuts

>>720580252
as long as gobbo gets big.

>>720543062
Thank you for describing slayer in runescape.
>Superior gigafucker has appeared!
>drops 2x rewards and takes 10x longer to kill

>>720555317
i like this
i like this alot

>>720558610
>>720564792
The fact that they're terrified of firing every single time, but absolutely love it after the fact, is ridiculously adorable.

>>720575602
>*pomf*
>what we gunna on da bed, knight-chan?

>>720560451
I want to wrangle human females so bad man

>>720558068
make them both femboys and I'm sold

>>720548081
Time to make some gob granddaughters.

>>720580475

>>720581292
Why is breeding your monstrous daughters so hot while breeding your human daughters is weird?

goblin

is it morally wrong to impregnate your own half-blood goblin daughters with their own daughter-sisters?

>>720579268
In my campaigns, they're bleeding-edge. Literally in most instances. Weapons are their forte due to having been the slave race of the orcs (who are now basically extinct). Blackpowder precedes them, but they effectively created our more-powerful modern smokeless powder. But they're also bringing steam power, both for mechanical uses and electricity. Turns out basically everything they "invented" they lifted from long-dead races under the ground. Masterful reverse-engineers regardless, and it's not like anyone else was using the tech.

>>720582842
Yes.

>>720561485
Any games with female goblins? Are there no rpgs where one can play as a female goblin or has one as a party member? Isnt that like a stable of dnd? I am kinda confused with the lack of them. Only wow comes to mimd but that cant be it right?

>>720542946
Twin Goddess Miniatures
Tons of official printers sell them. Nearly an infinite selection of gobbos to pick from.

>>720548081
ground them and let teen gobbo hormones do the rest, perhaps their daughters will be better behaved

>>720543941
>>720571589
>sussy eyes
no wonder they hate her, nobody likes an impostor amogus

>>720561178
Yeah, I like grimgrim too

>>720582842
Nope, goblin girls cum dreaming of their daughters getting impregnated by their husband.

>>720582842
Only if they don't willingly crawl into bed with you every night. When in gobbland, do as the gobbos

>TW replaces football hooligan gobs with english slag gobs
better or worse?

>>720569125
sorry for the late response, but in case you are still around: you'll be able to tune hitstop and screenshake to your liking.

>>720542160 (OP)
A bit of extra damage against tall folk

>>720583096
bruh

goblins are foes not friends!

>>720583894
>5E

>>720584012
They have more explicite stuff aswell

>>720584090
I can fix her!

>>720554615
These are what goblins look like after generations of selfless heroes crossbreeding with their mangled ancestors.

>>720582842
In who's religion?

>>720554615
What the fuck is a shirt elf?

>>720582842
Not only is it morally correct, it's your moral obligation

swinging tethered goblins around like nunchaku

>>720582842
Who cares? You've already burned your bridges with the gods.

>>720585282
>reverse paizuri'd
She has a cock and enjoys rubbing it against your manly, hairy chest?

>>720564792
>>720558610
this is so cute, I love it

>>720586923
No it's when you fuck their tits from the top

>>720575602
AAAAAAHHHH I NEEED THICK GOBBOS IN MY LIFE
AND I NEED THEM NOW

Need barefoot and pregnant goblin wife.

>>720576129
https://exhentai.org/g/2373442/ddbe81c51f/

>>720587512
Gobbo girls make everything better

>>720576427
damn I love flick's goblins and orcs

>>720585147
>Goblin wife from a land where the religion is insane incest orgies but you're a good Christian boy.

>>720548081
>gob daughters are in their rebel phase
>but they're gobbos, so they rebel by going to church and reading the bible instead

>>720548081
the fuck is that bass

>>720576427
These links just show me a sad panda image.

>>720543120
Do not bother. Thing got axed and the guy had to finish the story in two pages.

dont most goblins only have like a 15 year lifespan if they are lucky?

>>720548081
>base

>>720589991
>he can't make an Elixer of Life

>>720577004
The smart goblins learned that getting along with humans (sometimes sexual) will get them food and money more often.

Joblin Simulator

>>720584090
A good hard dick can calm her down, put a baby in that tummy!

>>720590292
Bro better apologize to that fine young lady.

What voice do you imagine your ideal gobbo gf having?

why are there no female goblins raping human men hentai

>>720592215
Drunken Irish girl

>>720584090
Wow, this is a good goblin art.
Just a pure, insane killing machine.

>>720593887
>killing machine.
of what, chickens and rabbits? that thing is maybe 3 feet tall, i'm not worried

>>720592215
Sultry, gutteral and stuttering.
Like some drunk goth girl who smokes atleast one pack of cigarettes a day.

>>720594025
>rabbits
Careful, some rabbits are quite deadly.

>>720593451
Makes my dick harder then it should. Once been to ireland, the girls are pretty nice but they are fucking insane also. Not in the normal white woman way, they somehow are insane in a good way. Hard to describe it but if you ever visit you will find out

>>720584337
Whatever else it may be and whatever faggotry may have latched onto it, it's a solid, streamlined system. I'm constantly baffled by the people arguing we should go back to the dark days of 3/4/ADND

>>720571179
>goblin so cute I want to facefuck her
>pointy teeth
God is cruel

>>720594757
It's bland as hell and too many of its design decisions are just "ask your DM :)" instead of making a game

>>720588358
where in the ten comandaments does it say that you can't impreg your sister/mother or daughter/sister?

>>720590292
Heh she's blocking him in return

>>720542160 (OP)
Theft
Stealth kills/assassinations
Existential quandaries about regarding loyalty to ones true self?

>>720587529
Should be inverse

>>720594757
this really >>720595085
3.5 has the issue of sea-of-splatbooks sure, but I'd rather have a few dedicated players that know their shit than a room full of sparkledog room-temperature-brained circus performers that rotate in and out of the game based on personal whims
also I've put massive amounts of time into building custom classes and tweaks to 3.5/Pathfinder for my own campaigns and I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste it, but that's a me issue

>>720595085
As opposed to 3rd, which is designed from the ground up to punish anyone with the temerity to not play a caster, and 4e, which is a miniatures game?

Normies who think they are quirky and unique.

>>720595946
RETVRN to AD&D.

I am going to molest female gobbo ears

>>720596113
Nah, we're taking this train back to BECMI.

>>720595946
You didn't play them.

>>720542160 (OP)
If they look like pic related you can marry them and live happily ever after

>>720571349
Always the ugly jealous ones

>>720579268
I unironically like the idea of super smart industrious goblins who know how munitions tech and rocket science works. But then goes full DAKKA when actually using the weapons because they can't help it.

>>720543035
He doesn't though.
He uses the money to pay his rent.

Post more goblins.

>>720542160 (OP)
How is this a video game thread?

>>720596274
>3rd Edition
>Iterative attacks are given reduced accuracy bonuses the more you gain, and can only be used via Full Round actions, restricting movement to a 5-foot step unless you have Pounce - meanwhile, spells are mainly Standard actions, and 3rd Edition Haste effectively doubled your spell output until it was nerfed in 3.5
>The skill system is entirely INT-based, with some warrior classes having a mere 2+INT mod skill points per level on top of highly restrictive class skill lists, with many basic actions like jumping and swimming being split into unique skills to waste precious points
>Spell resistance went from a percentage roll (with 100% resistance being an actual possibility) to a CL check that's laughably easy to beat with a couple of feats
>Conjuration gives you better minions than most party members turn out to be past level 5 for a single spell slot
>4e
>Explicitly grid-square-based maneuvering
>Math tightened enough that XP budgets for monsters and hazards have to be taken very seriously
>Any character that can't total a +15 to attack over the trek to apotheosis is actively throwing
>All actions, special abilities, and spells have been codified into a universal standard

>>720595789
>I'd rather have a few dedicated players that know their shit than a room full of sparkledog room-temperature-brained circus performers that rotate in and out of the game based on personal whims
That's a problem with the people you play with, not what you're playing.

>>720577272
based

>>720592215
Dr. Girlfriend

>>720579268
Very underdeveloped, but mainly because its hard to get one to sit still and actually teach them.

>>720590292
>Forklift certified goblin lady
Bros she's the one

Pick your goblinfu

>>720602987
Bold of you to assume she's certified.

>>720603081
They are all my harem
But if I had pick only one, Snow

>>720603129
Shit, you're right, EVERYBODY RUN

>>720583096
>Twin Goddess Miniatures
I find it funny that they very obviously have figs of the BG3 companions but with different names.

>>720597673
Is she ok?

>>720603081
>Pick your goblinfu
>>720542992

>>720595573
I'm not going to say that the first styx was a world class life changing story but holy shit the drop in quality to the seconds plot was actually mystifying.

>>720603081
>Fatfaggotry
None of them.

>>720584012
This is retarded, her bare feet should be on that mimic's tongue.

>>720603081
Shroom

>>720554615
This.
Goblins shouldn't just be short, green elves. I actually love when they look like little gremlins.
BG3 I think nailed their design perfectly.
Look monstrous, yet still strangely attractive. Perfect blend imo.

>>720608182
>strangely attractive
It looks like a gorilla

>>720608486
We aren't talking about your mom.

>>720608714
why is goblin death knight so kino

>White
>Human
>Male
>Fighter
>Romance the nearly feral Goblin girl
yep it's gaming time

Do you prefer unga-bunga tribal goblins or Warcraft-style money-loving smart goblins?

>>720608867
>>Romance the nearly feral Goblin girl
closest you get is Wenduag

Would you let goblins into your home?

>>720590151
All your bass are belong to us

>>720608937
That's a spidercat, anon.

>>720609120
that's why I said closest, anon

>>720561178
>>720563451
>>720561639
>Harem
>Hag
>Vanilla
Uh yeah, it's gaming time.

>>720608957
I already did. She's playing Hitman right now and later is gonna eat all my corn chips, again.

>>720608957
can't tell if the human is supposed to be a man or a woman

>>720595573
ah, Styx. Nobody can say they didn't try

>>720608918
The former

>>720609931
All of shanes girls have eyelashes

>>720542160 (OP)
They are useless... that's why we kill them.

>>720555241
How the fuck do you mix up Honey Goblin with Mari Mari

>>720611440
Not useless to me

>>720572424
Cute

>>720545902
Based and true

>>720545902
Right is lame, you already have dwarf girls if you want le heckin thicc shit. Keep my goblin girls as actual fucking goblins.

I usually draw other type of goblinoids, but I'm in the mood to draw a greenskin.
I'll take a gobby request.

>>720611878
big tiddy goblin struggling to touch her toes

>>720611878
Goblin girl cooking a meat fest while jamming to Butcher Vanity

>>720611878
Goblin playing basketball.

>>720611878
Goblin going down the food court and trying all the food samples to get full

>>720612564
Nick Mullen approves

>>720605158
Oh, yeah, she's fine.
Hell, she's better than fine. She now has triplets on the way!

>game has goblin companion
>she's the only party member that doesn't wear underwear

>>720613617
Orlans aren't goblins. They are sex though.

>>720613617
what game is this?

>>720612091
Love me some anime meat.

>>720613617
Bro, I can see all of it.

>>720614013
Pillars of Eternity 2

>>720614026
holy based thank you anon

>>720614026
extremely cute

>Draw a green anime girl
>Call her a goblin
I want this meme to STOP

>>720590292
You'd make millions if you made a game full of job simulators but with goblins.

>>720585282
How do you now have one yet? Just walk around the woods with a cheeseburger until one takes the bait.

>>720614873
I like all kinds of gobs.

>>720614873
You're right, goblins should look like this.

>>720614873
OK anon, show us your type if Gobo.
Don't worry we won't judge.

>>720542160 (OP)
experience points

>>720614873
Why do you want uglier characters? Everything should be cute if possible unless there is a specific reason for them to be unappealing.

Are goblins nazi coded?

>>720611521
marimari got gangbanged?
more like Phase Cucknet lmao

>>720615398
n-no?
You can draw them as a nazi if you want, but that doesn't make them nazi coded, it just makes YOU nazi coded.

>>720615357
People find different things appealing ugly-cute is a thing, like pugs.

>>720615650
pugs are not cute, or ugly-cute. They are abominations and affronts to god.

>>720615801
I agree but it was an example. lots of people think they're cute despite being so hideous

>>720615801
My uncle's wife collects pug/chihuahua halfbreeds and will do this thing where she'll wear an oversized hoodie and then put the chug on her stomach and zip up the hoodie over it. Gives me the fucking willies.

>>720571349
nacho fetish eh

Goblins are incompatible with human sexually

What about goblin femboys?

gobblin dem nachos

Oh boy! The same 50 photos from artists who have no redeemable art beyond their trend chasing!

>>720618418
I could post goblin AI slop if you would prefer.

>>720543062
reminds me of my first time playing Final Fantasy 12

>farming in the early desert area to level up to take on some bounties
>see a cockatrice rolling around in the distance
>haha this stupid looking chicken thing should be easy
>flattens me in a single hit
>hadn't saved in over an hour

>>720564530
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4716802&tags=krekk0v+monster_hunter

>>720618479
oh boy, the same old AI tensors that everyone uses because nobody has a gpu beyond a 1060, nor the ability to prompt in any style beyond the basic Gelbooru/e621 training models!

>>720618678
You sound like a miserable person to be around and I feel sorry for your parents who have to live knowing they fucked up royally raising you.

Daily reminder that goblins are like possums: scary with sharp teeth, but surprisingly docile if you raise them young, immune to STDs, and an average lifespan of only 2 years.

>>720614026
meat!

>>720617501
Also acceptable.

>>720617501
I prefer regular goblin boys

>>720618418
>trend chasing
>sexy goblins
>only 50 artists worldwide at best, so little material you feel the need to complain about it
>"Why are there no games/media about this?!?" spam every thread
Why contradict yourself so?

>>720613617
pretty sure they "fixed" this, which is a real pity

>>720618802
No, no. He has a point.

>>720542160 (OP)
Extra titty fat

>>720615579
I noticed right-wingers likes gobbos the most so i guess liking them means we're all nazi.

>>720617960
>>720617913
Noice

>>720621326
SEXO

>>720565456
theres no best ones. the one trixie treasures is a animation viewer

>>720542160 (OP)
Hot goblin mating press
And crawling through vents

>>720577004
you mean
>in shape vs fatty

>>720617501
We need more of these and I'm surprised rhisbthread doesn't have any

>>720621326
WEGHO

>>720542160 (OP)
riding my cock

>>720546387
>thread still up
Sorry to leave you hanging anon.

>>720584090
Awesome!

>>720614873
you have no power here faggot

>>720542160 (OP)
propah krumpin

>>720623649
>hotdog water
What?

>>720624465
Idk, I think it's a zoomer thing. They didn't come up with the term, but they're using it again for some reason.

>>720623649
holy cute
did you draw that?

>>720624465
You know how hotdog stands keep hotdogs hot and on standby by keeping them in a bath of water? That's hotdog water.

>>720624951
lol no. Wish I could anon...

>>720556849
every fantasy race wants to fuck humans.
That's just the rules.

why is this thread still up?

>>720625945
Goblin girls are cute, and people like them.

>>720620787
It doesn't matter to goyslop chronic masturbators like the ones who regularly maintain and circulate the same images on here. I have genuninely never once seen a new image in all of the times I've come across a goblin thread, and I love masturbating.

>>720618678
I have a 16gig card but I don't know how to prompt, so I just make unspeakable eldritch meat horror alien shit.

this thread made me goon to goblins on sadpanda for 3 hours before I came and fell asleep last night

good morning sirs

>>720626473
that's a shame anon

>>720626190
Well, don't let us stop you from unearthing your secret stash of Rare Gobbos. See you in the next thread.

>>720558068
The artists draws gay shit, I can tell.

>>720548081
>rape

>>720543935
>why do only humans stay the same when leveling up?
They shouldn't. It's literally just laziness. Games dont do this either. Fable was the only series that actually had your appearance change significantly as you accumulated stats and experience. We'd actually have every single RPG do this if it was established enough as a staple of the genre ~15 years ago through a few popular games having this feature. But that didn't happen so now 0 games do it.

>>720542160 (OP)
ntr

>>720614026
Nice

>>720611521
>>720615421
marimari_en the CEO of sex!
she is also the plap plap plap girl
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWinSEqWO8&ab_channel=CunnyClips

If you think about it, cute goblins are basically just fae creatures. They have a dangerous sexual charme, have similarities to Humans, but are identifiable otherworldly, are mysterious and mischievous and if you willingly accept to go with them, you might never be seen again.

Goblins shouldn't really be treated as evil anymore.

>>720628237
What was the last RPG that changed your appearance based on game choices? Mass Effect?

>>720633265
>goblins shouldn't be treated as evil
>instead, they should be treated as fae, which are 98% evil

>>720633852
It is not evil if the Fae do it as a joke.

>>720633883
t. changeling

>>720615191
You remind me of the babe

>>720633883
again with the squeaky shoes

when the hell did you start jerking it to goblins of all things. wtf happened?