Thread 720607846

Khajiit are the most powerful race in Tamriel.

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Khajiit smokes three bottles of Skooma and decapitates Bosmer merchant (unedited) (raw)

>>720607846 (OP)
They make the best wrestlers and brawlers.

>cat-jeet
heh

>>720607846 (OP)
But they haven't done anything...

>>720608124
khajiit culture actually has a focus on being clean and well groomed, so doesn't apply

>>720607846 (OP)
No they're not.

>>720607846 (OP)
I love them. They exist to be nothing more than an annoyance to anyone else
>Move into your country
>Can't conquer it because they are few and far inbetween and also weak as shit when it comes to actual fighting
>For the same reason really hard to get rid of since you just bail on the slightest hint and you can just run into the woods and be bandits
>Can barely touch a minority of the population with drugs because of how dangerous it is for you
>Still cost some nobleman their valued family members to your moonslop
>At best make a middle class lifestyle peddling wares and stealing
>Constantly act like the cat-like bastards you are and both shit-talk natives while also playing the victim
They deserve to be genocided but the shitheads would probably survive the world going kaboom.

>>720607846 (OP)
>called “Khajeets”
>Scammers, criminals, possibly rapists as well
What did Bethesda mean by this?

>>720608232
Is that why they lick their assholes?

>>720607846 (OP)
>pajeets
>bad
>cat-jeets
>good
i hate furries so much it's unreal
jeets are jeets

>>720608594
i mean, who doesn't

>>720608394
there's at least one nutty breton noble out there with an alfiq wife (or several)

>>720608642
True, how else would you get the taste of foul food out of your mouth?

>>720608821
>Breton noble
>Having any choice in who to marry
They're super-europeans, they are shooting arranged marriages out of the ass and if any dastard decides to whisk a maiden away the entire country rises up to stop them, druids and all.

So it'd be more accurate some nutty bretons father would make his kid marry a housecat.

>>720607846 (OP)
but only against human men

>>720608821
the entire concept of Alfiq and how they're presented is so fucking funny to me

>>720608231
They went to the moon, anon.

>>720608821
>>720609262
I mean intelligent, hyper magical house cats roaming Tamerial; Elyshwer should be ultimate spies; any cat could be a Alfiq. . . even yours.

>>720608967
some merchant lord coin-baron wealthier than the gods could absolutely buy his way into a title and during his dealings in elsweyr lets say... he got a taste for moon sugar pussy

>>720609480
so what people are just gonna go around killing housecats by the thousands?
Cuteness won't stop practicality and safety. Explains why there are no small cats in other tes games.

>>720608821
I think in ESO, there was a Alfiq, think it was the drunk one, talking about how she was attracted to a normal dude. So somehow, someway, in the history of Elder Scrolls, someone looked at a cat and said Would, and met a Alfiq and shit happened. The mechanics of such an act are, thought provoking.

>>720607846 (OP)
Then why can't I marry one?

>>720607846 (OP)
>The Nords won't let us in their cities. They think we are all thieves and skooma dealers
>Why yes I'll fence stolen goods for you! Would you like to buy some skooma and moon sugar with the profits you've made?

>>720609605
IDK; be fun to play as one though. Outside of games there are some homebrew 5E stuff, but not the same.

>>720609262
The real reason Alfiq don't travel is because they know they would get plapped by Nord men (as is proper).

>>720609826
>play morrowind
>find a residence you like and "evict" the occupiers
>console command move npc
>move ""Pretty Kitty"" into your new home
>cuck todd Howard for eternity

>>720609059
That checks out.

>>720610202
Must be nice.

>>720610202
>>720610430
Cold ass land, then you find a warm fluff covered feline to lay with. Must be comfy.

>>720610202
>>720610430
Imagine the purring and the fluffiness against your whole body AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>skooma and moon sugar are drugs ingame
>does jackshit nothing if you consume them
>same for all beers, wines etc
This fucking SUCKS!

>>720608821
>there's at least one nutty breton noble out there with an alfiq wife (or several)

>>720610694

Did you try jumping?

>>720608594
No. They do that to get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!

>>720610694
The protagonist posses supernatural vitality (don't think about it)

>>720608394
I like to imagine there’s Khajiit who grew up in the society of man/mer and HATE themselves because of their association with their native brethren. Even going as far as masking their accents and cutting off their tails if extreme enough.

is this the thread ?

>>720613691
>mjoll the lioness
>not actually a lion

>>720613985
perhaps she is a lion in bed

>>720613985
Anon........... It's a title.

any khajit sub race for this feel ?

>>720615030
Man I wish big cats were as safe as dogs for pets. At least maine coons can get pretty big.

>>720615207
Cheetah are close to that since they're gimped in every aspect that isn't speed. They're one of the few cat species that can be bullied from their meals

They can't be trusted

>>720615207
Cheetahs were kept as pets by the pharaohs and are very friendly in shelters (admittedly run by well trained professionals, not by us).
There's talk that golden retrievers are the cheat code to a field of happy cheetahs.

>>720610604
you wish you were the cat nuzzling against that guy's hairy chest, you homo

>>720613985
It's a crime, she would help clean out Riften.

>>720615902
I appreciate they tried making the Khajiit lynx like for Skyrim, hope the next game does something similar with Hammerfell and desert cats

>>720616208
Post desert cats

>>720616208
>Sphynx Khajiit
Imagine

>>720616281
:/

>>720616239
They would be... adorable.
>>720616281
Ironically their lack of fur makes them susceptible to sunburns and skin cancer.

>>720616281
They'll look like that one dude from visions of mana

>>720616281
>We need a Khajiit villain/villainess, probably a magic user or assassin.

>>720616689
AHHHHHH NOOOOO GET OUT OF MY MIND AHHHHHHHH

>>720616549
>>720616689
Seath the Furless
betrayed his own kind for a nice coat

>>720616549
Could be cool

>>720608124
>>720608232
designated shitting box

>>720615438
>>720615691
Cheetah's are escaped domestic animals and are as safe as large dogs. The reason that they make bad pets is that they are obligate carnivores and quite fragile which makes them very expensive to keep.

>>720608124
>>720608468
>>720608598
how come no-one made this correlation back when morrowind, oblivion or skyrim first game out or ten years after?

this "pajeet" meme is so forced that it comes off as brainwashy.

>>720617407
>this "pajeet" meme is so forced that it comes off as brainwashy.
t. subcontinental

>>720616689
the brainiac

>>720607846 (OP)
Ugly western shit

>>720618073
go back to 2chan, davido-kun

>>720618073
>t.

>>720616460
>2 Pulchras

>>720619108
unironically attractive

>>720619108
la creatura....

Will they fire the veilguard writer they just hired for celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk or are they so far gone they no longer care about basic decency.

I knew they went woke I just hope they don't turn evil.

>>720620564
under microsoft anon .... you never know they could send a strike team for all kinds of shit or let them do what they want afterall its a golden goose for them,for now,rather be worried what happens after tes6/fo5 todds getting old and will leave what then ?

>>720607846 (OP)
>Are you excited for another Draugr dungeon, babe?

>>720615207
>>720615438
>>720617365

>>720621683
that cheetah on left, tho

>>720618579
he gets more puss than you ever will, though

>>720613691
>>720615030
>>720615379
Amateurs.

white men fuck cats

>>720622404
So do Norse girls

>>720622745
>Last month our party's Khajiit rogue disappeared. A week ago I found her and brought her home. Today our rogue came back. Now we have two identical Khajiits.

Something about mating pressing cats?

>>720607846 (OP)
Khajit pspspsp

>>720623686
Elder Scrolls was never on PSP.

>>720623686
>Her ears switch to airplane mode

>>720607846 (OP)
Yes, and?

>>720625576
>Well that's taken care of, no thanks to you.

>>720625935
>game has environmental storytelling

>>720607846 (OP)
They're forced to sleep outside the cities because their females keep raping human boys

>>720626994
>tfw your son keeps running off to sleep with the foreign cat women

>>720626994
Clear and straight to the point, I like it

Humans and Khajiit were made for each other

>>720628114
Then how come we have never seen an official Human - Khajiit pairing in the elder scrolls?

Alfiq are fine and all, but about senchay-raht waifus? They willl give you rides and the alfiq can do magic shit I guess. So if a khajiit conceives offspring with a member of another race, can the offspring only ever be khajiit?

Anyone got the screencap about the Imperial knocking up an ohmes? That hilarious chracter didn't know about the lunar cycle.

I don't care for cats, I'd disregard their existence to get the Lilmothiit. Alas cats are popular, women and clingy people like cats and children so that's what we get more of in the games, cringe without edges.

>>720621683
are you telling me you wouldn't do that if you could?

>>720626994
They MUST be STOPPED

>>720623734
>Elder Scrolls was never on PSP.
Yeah, it was cancelled, but you can play the leaked rom.

>>720626994
>me
>I
>my
This one is angry at that fake kahjiit.

>>720629470
She was raised in Cyrodil, please forgive this one. She is like a kitten raised by imperial dogs.

>>720621802
>he
Who do you want to fool with your cheap selfdefense you pityful creature,try better next time

>>720619696
Trash OC kill yourself

>>720610202
i just want a khajiit wife, man

>>720629470
>>720629879
>This one
Khajiit never talked like this before ESO. They always referred to themselves with their given name.
Saying "this one" is a Sload speech quirk, which ESO just appropriated for Khajiit for some baffling reason. And as we all know, ESO is not canon.

>>720632959
what kind of khajit wife any special breed under which moonphase born ?

>>720629136
nice

>>720633251
Sadly every shitty contribution of ESO is canon.
On the plus side it ends the jungle cyrodil debate once and for all.

>>720635206
Nothing after Morrowind is canon

>>720635323
Morrowind got so much wrong they had to introduce the unreliable narrator as a way to cover things up.
If anything Morrowind can safely be ignored.

>>720635757
blame Kirkbride with this one

>>720635757
Rolstonfag schizo

>>720635961
Ah yes your boogeyman is back.
Are you going to post the sainted infographic and start samefagging soon?
That is the best part of your schtick.

Your mental issues aside I can't help but notice you never accuse me of being wrong. Funny that.

>>720635896
The whole team was responsible for the errors. It was not a large or experienced team so it is understandable.

Khajiit cant make babies with humans tho

>>720636468
Is that so?
Guess I'll have to try it out myself to be sure.

>>720636468
They probably can though, they're just weird mer after all. Now argonians are just straight up impossible

Never shake a Khajiit’s left paw

>>720632115
ken sama actually moved to japan, lost a lot of weight and got a qt japanese gf

>>720636468
Not with that attitude

>>720615379
He raised his knees to hide a boner didn't he?

>>720636468
On the other hand humans can make khajit babies..... into slippers.

>>720638501
Omg it’s Champa!!

>>720637543
At this point people have to be trolling when they post this.

>>720623187
now you can have a threesome

>>720616957
I love the concept of sphinx cats being heavily tattooed to make up for a lack of fur, it just works so well.

>>720632959
Alright, anon, here's your government-assigned khajiit wife.

>>720616281
Aren't sphynx cats Canadian?

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>>720645132
Maybe it only happens if you create a thread rather than post on one?

>>720616281
I have a pic but I got banned last time I posted it despite it not even being lewd. Mods are fags.

>>720617407
You are brown.

>>720607846 (OP)
Yes

>>720645132
How many people got this comic? Just you and me?

>>720632959
Me too anon, me too...

>>720644820
i fail to see the issue

Here's your khajiit wife, bro.

filthy jiits

>>720607846 (OP)
If khajits look like pic related, I wouldn't be racist towards them.

>everyone else is involved in huge wars and world-defining events
>Khajiit does not care for such things
>Khajiit just eats sugar and vibes
>Praise Azurah
It's funny.

>>720647815
I have good news for you bro...

t. a fly on Todd's desk

>>720647907
It's a good day.

>>720647907
I'll believe it when I see it.

>>720647815
>>720648309
Khajiits already look perfect like this

>>720647815
I like my Khajiits without hair. Just a regular cat head is cuter

>>720607846 (OP)
Their influence in politics cannot be underestimated.

sex

>>720607846 (OP)
This is how Khajiit look at Nord men

Need more single-player games that let me be a furslut/scaleslut and kill human men.

>>720650945
sex human men*

>>720650548
All anti-khajiit discrimination policies in Skyrim are a result of Nord women trying to keep their men away from the feline temptresses.

>>720641870
Cute

KHAJIIT HAS WARES :dddd

>>720651436
They should know they can't keep khajiit from sticking their noses into things.

>>720651436
Pretty sure it is because they are all addicts and thieves.
Every
Last
One

>>720651653
Those hands.
Ew.

>>720607846 (OP)
They're my most powerful housecat

>>720647907
>tail floof slider confirmed
Based Todd
I will make the prettiest kitty in your honor

>>720651983
Ok Nordina.
Your ex-husband is very happy with his new fluffy lover btw

>>720651983
*Man-thieves

>>720617241
kek

>>720615207
>tfw have 2 maine coons
really funny but also mellow cats. here's my 5 month old kitten

>>720621683
So do housecats if they feel like their territory is threatened.

>>720652893
Very cute. He looks like he has wares to sell to me.

Any actual good fics with Khajits? Or we are just shit out of luck?

>>720607846 (OP)
I play as a female khajiit in every elder scrolls game I've played and in skyrim I made sure to marry a nord husband.

>>720653564
Based

>>720616208
Truly a graceful animal.

>>720625935
>Hammerfell garb
Sa'Chill mod?

>>720647339
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

>>720608232
Khajiit culture has an emphasis on being smelly gypsies

>>720654480
>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsies
That's Nords

>>720654480
>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsies
That's elves

>>720654480
>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsies
That's reachmen

>>720621683
A stray cat kept entering my house and doing this on every wall.... Then he died somehow and.. another took his place. Every inch of my house had a mark. I sealed every crack, and he disappeared after a few months.

>>720652893
Inbred showcat. Persians are less retarded for less retarded people.

>>720656936
>Persians
>I can't breathe, the cat
bait. has to be

>>720622157
What is the context of this anyway? Was this some strange porno from the 90s, and there's some chick in leopard print panties in the next scene?

>>720637543
I look and live like this. Doesn't fucking make me ken

>>720657660
It's an adaptation of a Honoré de Balzac short story. Short of it is, a French soldier gets captured during Napoleon's Egyptian campaign, and escapes to a cave inhabited by a leopard, which he falls in love with, only to end up killing her when she apparently attacks him when he tries to leave to find his unit.

>>720616549
>Thalmor Khajiit
>Has the slight amount of Khajiit ridiculousness while being actually good at his job
I dig it.

>>720658838
>You fight him in a chamber filled with lit skooma pipes
>You have to deal with tactile hallucinations while fighting him

>>720633251
No? S'Krivva said that all the way back in Oblivion.
ESO just overused it.

>>720660350
Nah, anon, it's earlier than that.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Baissa

Khajiit women are for human men

>>720628316
Elder scrolls lore says the kid is the race of the mother.

There's something off about my Khajiit, but I'm not too sure what it is.

>>720628316
look at >>720662103
Do you really want to go down this rabbit hole?

>>720607846 (OP)
Female khajits were made for human (Nord) men.

>>720662441
Yes

*sigh* I guess it's our time to rescue a lesser race yet again.

>>720662441
wow. its almost like that racism is justified over how only some races act and not all of them
>khajiit not invading, demanding the land, telling others who they can or cannot pray to

How did they get away with making high elves a caricature of jews?

>>720662690
oy vey stop with the antialtmerism

>>720658167
Of course it would be the French. Reminds me of that Canadian book BEAR where a woman fucks a bear. If nothing else, it's pretty straight forward with it's perversion.

>>720662690
>Khajiit just want to get high, have sexo, and collect shiny things
>This somehow puts them in the same category as Altmer
>This somehow makes Nords the most racist group around
>People outright ignore Altmer being the most racist group around

>>720663332
>Want to destroy all reality so they and they alone can potentially return to being immortal spirits swimming in primordial soup
>Would rather risk destroying themselves along with the rest of reality than continue sharing the mundane world with Men and lesser Mer
Compared to the Altmer, Nordic racism is downright rustic.

>>720662103
That's because they are an imperial mongrel N'wah

>>720663579
>return to being immortal spirits swimming in primordial soup
Imagine being immortal but only having Altmer to keep you company

>>720663650
So trve king btw where did you leave corpus flesh? I've got the hungies for the fungies.

>>720663828
It's waiting for you in the heart chamber.

>>720663579
Rustic and justified

>>720644820
JACKPOT

Lizard wife best wife.

>>720666640
hideous shade of green there, god damn my eyes

>>720666868
All the more for me then.

>>720666640
She looks like Gumby

>>720666640
No

>>720669340
>t. seething walking rug

Drink skooma.

>>720671454
Only from the tap.

>Two khajiit get in an argument over the last pile of moon sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXmIPHrHmY

>>720645773
Tsaviri, my beloved...

>>720607846 (OP)
Agreed

>>720671454
a large enough harem so that I can sustain myself solely with cat milk

Please guys, I don't want to spend more weekends reinstalling Skyrim & at least 500 mods.

/v/ is an Argonian board though.

>>720674883
you don't need mods to play skyrim
the game is already a masterpiece out of the box

>>720662635
I mean
The whole place is a shithole,not just the docks and slums

>>720676285
>buy house in Windhelm's oldest district, within spitting distance of the king's own palace
>a serial killer has been using it to store body parts

>>720676921
No amount of zoning will prevent serial killers.

>>720677131
List other Skyrim cities with serial killers that aren't the Dragonborn.

>>720675382
I shocks me that there are anons who fail to understand this.

Khajiit make good mages, yes?

>>720677249
Solitude has a fucking vampire bitch as the court wizard. Markarth is, whatever fucked up mess that is. Riften the same really. Falkreath doesn't have anything comparable to serial killers but the jarl is fucked up and corrupt.

>>720677774
So none.

>>720677927
Vampires are serial killers retard.

>>720677998
Not really.

Hello everyone

I love my wife

>>720644820
Can I have the other government-assigned Khajiit wife (male)?

>>720678841
you can have this lowres image

>>720607846 (OP)
Khajiit women are so powerful that the only way I'm buying ES6 is if one of the companions is a pretty kitty.

>>720662441
Extremely racist man x kind sweet lady from a different race is the best dynamic. The Commander Shepard and Tail Zorah effect.

>>720615379
>>720638534
that's a boy cheetah btw
>CAPTCHA: PVR8T
lol

>>720619212
based manul

>>720680226
even better

Khajiits are stretchy, nya!

Are there any wabbajack modlists with Khajjit Will Follow?

>>720654480
>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsies
That's me :)

Khajiit has many wages

>>720617241
kek

>>720681187
I worked at McDonald's for 3 months and I have as negative a memory of it as I do the car crash that almost killed me

>>720681187
>>720683402
But the cat in the video looks so happy? How could working at such a joyous establishment be as bad as a car crash?

Prequel has had 138 posts in the entirety of 2011 when it first released. Since 2012 to the latest update, it has had... 138 posts.

Khajiit owe me SEX.

>>720607846 (OP)
Agreed.

>>720684731
And you owe Khajiit your hard earned coin. I'm sure you can figure something out.

>>720629470
Welcome to the Gold Coast Trading Company, pal.

>>720684786
where did you get this picture of me? delete this immediately! unless...?

>>720677774
>Falkreath doesn't have anything comparable to serial killers
Shit-ton of bandits around falkreath for some reason

>>720685908
That's what I meant by the corrupt jarl.

>>720663579
What's even worse is that there is little to no actual proof what the elves believe is true. It's all going off personal cultural mythos and racial supremacy. Some old faggot elf sat on a rock for 3000 years and said "Hmm, let's kill ourselves." and everyone believed him.

>>720685496
ESO, no addons

>>720686654
Fuck, I'm jelly.

>>720633251
It's cute so I don't care. I like the idea of a cat women saying "This one thinks you are sweeter than moon sugar" and you can't take that away from me.

>>720607846 (OP)
YOL...

>>720633251
>~le 'ESO is not canon'

>>720687396
>Pre-launch twitter screenshot
lol. What, did you expect the retards to come out and say it wasn't canon? ESO isn't canon, and thank God for that, it's shitty new Daedric Prince OC is ass.

>>720684786
>>720686526
GATO SEXO

>>720675382
/v/ros I just want to be her wonderwall

>>720687926
keep coping
some references of the three banners war were added to the Oblivion remaster, and also regions that weren't named before ESO

>>720678634
Based

>>720688234
Nothing to cope about. Innocuous shit like names for unnamed locations isn't the win you seem to think it is.

If there are a khajiit that look like this cat breed, what kind of khajiit would be?

>>720689276
HOLY MOLY my pants are FILLED with cum

>>720689430
Dagi-raht

>>720692394
Update status?

>>720692503
3 days ago

>>720692560
>israel
WHAT THE FUCK

>>720686034
As far as they're concerned, there's no conceivable downside. Either they're exactly as amazing as they think they are, and they'll survive the destruction of Mundus as immortal spirits, or they're not, in which case the annihilation of everything is a small price to pay to escape so loathsome an existence. Either outcome is acceptable to them.

>>720690397
How are video game cinematics able to look so fucking kino while actual animated series based on video games always look fucking terrible? The ESO cinematics never succeeded in making me play the game, but they sure did look nice

>>720692992
pre-rendered

Fatty!

>>720692992
Animating a four minute video with a big chunk of marketing budget behind it sourced to an already financially successful product yields better results than full length stuff that has to constantly justify it's existence to greedy producers.

One of the most impressive animated series of the past decade was a glorified add for League of Legends.

>>720693259
And yet, despite being an award-winning series that topped the charts and got rave reviews, it still didn't convince people to play League of Legends. Truly, the best possible outcome.

>>720693683
And the second season was complete dogshit.

>>720693180
too fat

>>720693180
Imagine how warm you'd be on a frigid Skyrim night if you had this lardass cat lass laying on top of you.

>>720609605
Daggerfall has cats

>>720693180
God that's disgusting.

>>720693180
not fat enough

>>720693180
What a chonker!

>>720697689
hot
would take as a wife for my nord dragonborn character

>>720689276
Sir this is a blue board

>>720692772
>in which case the annihilation of everything is a small price to pay to escape so loathsome an existence.
And this is the part where the old mans bullshit nihilism comes in. It's the same delusion that justifies the means that gnosticism pulls. The elves don't suffer in any means of the word but they have convinced themselves that life is horrible and that everyone agrees with them.

>>720697689
what is that face supposed to mean

>>720694042
what went wrong

>>720700273
More that they've convinced themselves that life is horrible and anyone who disagrees doesn't matter. Like, misanthropy to the point of solipsism.

>>720607846 (OP)
Their women are sexy!

>>720701980
Would

>>720693180
Why yes, I will be plapping this fatass feline

>>720607846 (OP)
and I'm Bo Derek!

>>720701980
Why is she so smug? Does she know something?

>>720703351
i'm so tired that i thought this was a screenshot of a fucked up captcha you got

>>720633619
i would take any one of them as my sole partner for life

Cats growling up outside of elsewhere have no respect for cat traditions, shameful.

>>720647907
I have no reason to believe you, yet I wholeheartedly do so. I will will it into existence.

>>720686526
>>720684786
maybe i should play eso again
is it still unbearable without a sub for the crafting bag?

Canonically the Nerevarine has a hot Khajiit wife
Thank you Todd

>only fucks orcish men and will never have an ending
What the fuck is wrong with the author?

Nord men fuck cats

may you walk in warm sand

>>720680198
Commander Shepard is only extremely racist against batarians, he's cool with everyone else.

>>720666640
>>720671454
sex

>>720693180
>pussy that comes with her own blanket in fur
I would lie under that almost every night and have her fat juicy ass purr me to sleep

>>720686654
Cutr

ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

>>720710815
Apparently a jewish woman made these drawings

>>720710815
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>720710939
Ironically, women make the most hmofa

>>720710815
Wait a minute...
... I'm not sure the advertisers would approve of this image.

>>720647339
Did you really think the website that brought you "A cat is fine, too." would blink at this?

>>720711569
MOOOODS I SEE A NIPPLE

>>720644820
I don't see a problem with this - the more catwife per catwife the better, and that's a whole lot of catwife.

>>720712918
Of course I post a male one, so here's a female one. Both sexes look the same, honestly.

>>720674562
Do you have sauce on that outfit?

Can't beat the hands.

>>720693180
SHOR I wish fat women were real

cats

ceiling khajit is watching you masturbate

>>720717017
khajiit if they moth

>>720716975
Why doesn't she join me

>>720607846 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/dcGaQYY-HqA

argonians are immune to disease, that's why they aren't affected by t.gondi and can see the khajiit as the shitbags that they are, unlike the other races

>>720719508
You are brown.

>>720719508
Go back to the farm herds-your-netch this is for real people

>>720651983
So they are all player characters?

>>720693180
AAAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T ANTHRO WOMEN BE REAL BROS

>>720636468
That's why you keep a nord concubine in the barn to give you all the offspring you want until you no longer have use of it

>>720607846 (OP)
Pussy

>>720714008
careful, considering the depictions of Shor I've seen it won't be fat CAT women you get that way.

>>720674991
Disgusting creatures.
Just like the weeb that created them.

>>720674562
>>720713252
Anyone?

>>720720145
BY KHENARTHI I wsh fat women were real

>>720677249
Morthal has Alva, Falkreath has the Dark Brotherhood which later move to Dawnstar, Riften has the ratway denizens like the chef, Solitude has Elenwen & Stentor, Markarth has the Namira cult. Whiterun is the only one without serial killers but they have a werewolf infestation.

>>720721085
I am pretty sure the Jarls kid will become a serial killer in the future does he count?

>>720677774
>>720721085
Everyone forgets about Winterhold, it has a place where a bunch of wizards gather
Wizards have a 90% chance of being serial killers that use innocents in their experiments

>>720628146
But we have, though: Nord King Odar the Brave and Khajii commoner Alassi, daughter of Mazar, one of Odar's companions from his adventuring days.
Odar is married to Breton noble Ysabel of Camlorn, thus Alassi is his mistress
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Castles:Introduction

You furries manage to be as annoying as the liggers enjoyers, well done.

>>720636468
An exerpt from notes on racial phylogeny
>It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions... there have been no well documented offspring.
Make of it what you will, but I chose to read this as being the result of anecdotal evidence rather than proper survery.

>>720635206
>On the plus side it ends the jungle cyrodil debate once and for all.
I'm genuinely interested, care to tell us more?

Skyrim will be filled with khajiit and argonian mutts.

>>720721721
I love my khajiit furson. I will teach him to hate banana elves.

>>720721584
Winter hold is 3 buildings. Riverwood is more of a city.

>>720693180
alright.

>>720721701
So you be saying we need a bunch of argonian women to lay with human men to empirically prove or disprove their fertility? Makes sense to me.

>>720722595
That's just how Skyrim (the video game) is. All its towns and cities are obviously supposed to be much, much larger than they actually are in game.

>>720705657
It never was, I do the guild-chaining to circunvent the crafting bag.

Bring 10 people (or dummy accounts during a free week), make between 1 to 3 guilds with the same 10 users and unlock 500 bank slots per guild made this way.

>>720684023
You can't study, silly cat. Go play with a ball of yarn or something

NORD MEN

>>720635757
Morrowind is the reason of why the entire Boethiah debacle exists.
Everyone knows that Boethiah is SHE in every game pre morrowind, but kirkbride had to happen and come with his hinduism faggotry.
Now Bethesda had to go back and come with a "well she took on trinimac's looks after what she did to him, so every male interpretation of her with a axe is just a trinimac shrine converted to hers" to fix the plothole introduced in morrowind and oblivion which they began working alongside it.

>>720688681
is canon morrowind shartranny

what about them?

>>720728957
I'd share my warmth with them

>>720724961
What does fat cat tats milk taste like?

jumping on the bed with female khajiit

>>720729101
>seething that daedra had genders before kirkbride's faggotry
morrowtrannies

>>720726012
Based GuildCHAD

>>720684023
WTF is that online? Why is the book model worse than morrowind's book model? Talking cats? Omg....

>>720693180
BY SHOR'S BONES, SHE WILL BE MY WIFE BY MARA'S BLESSING

>>720729786
Jesus...

Never let your guard down around the fiends, fellow adventurers...

What do they smell like?

>>720738592
salty milk and coins

>>720674991
Source on those models?

>>720738592
cat saliva and minerals

>>720738592
Like fresh laundry and hazelnuts

Why isn't there an Elder Scrolls but with anthro women?

>>720740717
But...there is?

>>720616281
Funny, I actually know an artist for this.

>>720728957
Yes

>>720740717
There is though?

>>720741892
>bandai logo in the corner
huh

>>720741559
>>720742139
name?

>>720742360
Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim

>>720742360
elder scrolls

>>720746270
feet

>>720749240
SEXO WITH KHAJIIT WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>720742360
do you niggers even play games anymore

>>720749656
This desu

Yes Guardsman, that is the thief right there!

>>720746270
Nice claws

>>720749240
Need more Khajiit women in my life

>>720749240
If khajit were real they would scam human men constantly by seducing them and robbing them after the act. I would fall for it.

>>720752243
ditto

>>720752243
>after the act.
I'd fall for it every time.
On purpose too.

>>720752943
>AI slop

>>720753939
And an old one at that. There's better slop out there now.
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/d7/58/d7589c4f8c9af0c77d786762630cc454.png

>>720756160
Forehead presses are the most romantic shit ever.

>>720710868
>>720710939
what was the sauce?

>>720726012
I tried this, it doesn't directly allow me to use the materials from the guild bank when crafting, but after storing most non-materials into the guild banks instead, I definitively have way more bank slots than subbed. It works wonders, but always manage between banks for the best results.

She's so dreamy