Thread 720611575

>mocking the death of a true american is le funny
why are you like this?

Why is he green?

>>720611575 (OP)
Your move wanker
I miss the P2W set bonuses.

>>720612315
The true enemy of TF2.

>just avoid sightlines and open areas bro and play as if it's a covershooterslop
why are sniperttannies like this?

>>720612315
TF2C.

>>720611575 (OP)
this triggers the american gamer

>>720613841
>cover is bad
maggot

huh, these are on steam now? i guess because of the source code release.
any of these good, i never really looked into the tf2 sourcemods.

>>720611575 (OP)
wasn't it a neckshot though?

>>720613996
pretty much every character in TF2 is designed to be played running around and jumping and evading attacks

sniper completely shuts that down

>>720611575 (OP)
>RED are dumbasses have main character plot armor
>BLU are well-meaning but incompetent
>GRN exclusively enlists members of the SEO
>GRY is actually just one old guy who's dead now and your overseer is a robot that will run on pre-programmed routines until either it or time stops
Which team do you apply for?

>>720612315
TF2 Classic believes that 3-team and 4-team matches aren't a disorganized clusterfuck (they are) (it typically ends out as RED vs. BLU and YLW vs. GRN completely ignoring both other team sets)

>>720614039
Better Fortress 2 is dogshit rushed out to be "the first TF2 mod on Steam", TF2C is good but honestly doesn't really offer all that much over retail TF2. Haven't seen Legacy before

Do people still play competitive? I've sat in the queue for like 5 minutes a couple times but never found anyone.

>>720614254
3 teams can work, see pirates vikings & knights II
4 teams starts getting complicated in terms of map design and all sorts of shit

sniper is fine
closet cheaters and sniper mains with no life (mostly closet cheaters) are not
if miguel.gonzales was the only one playing sniper nobody would complain, its all about the unusual wearing retards with or without cheats

>>720614403
Competitive matchmaking never took off and died in the cradle, Valve forces your settings to max before even joining the server for the sake of the e-sports crowd, so most people just crash before actually getting into the match and they give up. The few that don't give up just languish in a half-empty server for ages and a proper match can't get going. Casual matchmaking is populated, Competitive matchmaking is not.

>>720614195
>being so stuck on usual meta you don't even think cover has value
>forgetting common sense
>one class can make his own cover
>2 classes can act as cover
lol
He is supposed to shut them down. That's the whole point. Any advance can be broken.
TF2 is designed to be played in multiple ways even without any extra weapons.

>>720614438
AvP pretty good 3 team deathmatch game as well. It is interesting I think.

>>720614238
>>GRN exclusively enlists members of the SEO
>>GRY is actually just one old guy who's dead now and your overseer is a robot that will run on pre-programmed routines until either it or time stops
huh? who's seo

>>720614053
hmmm. must've used machina then

My personal headcanon for TF2 is that there is no other team.
Redmond and Blutarch just happened to hire the same 9 people and they just keep switching colors because as long as it's a stalemate they all keep making money.
One side always wins though because they have one extra person.
The multiple versions of the same class that you see in the Meet the Team videos (Like the entire army of Soldiers) is merely CGI and costumed actors hired by the director (the one who gets killed by Pauling) to punch up the videos.

>>720615849
i subscribe to the respawn punch-clock theory
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324023838/http://respawn.timdenee.com/

tl;dr the mercs' time-clock cards double as their genetic code so that the respawn room knows to revive them, intelligence briefcases swapped over time contained punch-card copies so both teams have access to all 9 mercs, clones differentiate themselves with cosmetics to avoid existential crises and ego crises, there are still only 9 "real" mercs at the end of each work-day thanks to deaths and how respawn works

obviously not canon to the comics but i like it significantly better than the comics ignoring respawn and saying the canon mercs, spread across both teams in varying amounts, were just good enough to not die and the class distinction is legitimately a class of mercenary employed by the manns that they fall into

Why are the Simpsons green?

>>720616528
and how would evolution work with this

>>720611575 (OP)
This server needs a hero.

>>720614039
>being so arrogant to call your mod a better version of the game on the very platform it came from

>>720616528
Maybe Redmond and Blutarch hired a lot more Mercs, but Medic didn't figure out his healing tech until there were only 9 left.

>>720617007
the comics don't actually talk a lot about how their jobs work or what they're doing but they do take the stance that the TF2 mercs' ways of doing things aren't necessarily the only ones, especially where it concerns the TFC mercs (regardless of how utterly strange it was to canonize them)

>>720616795
Extra ironic, given TF honest mod origins.
It'd be arrogant to call it better even if it was.
One can actually improve TF2 of-course, via an offshoot or not, but that's a tall order.
It'd be very hard and complex.

>>720615728
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING

nobody gonna talk about the assassination?

>GRN and YLW are just whatever random crap they could think up
>they don't actually fit the theme of Builder's League United and Reliable Excavation Demolition, or the subtle irony of the builders being attackers and the demolitionists being defenders
Radio vs dockworkers? The fuck has that got to do with anything?

>>720612315
He was blue, then he got hit with jarate

>>720618626
Ahh, piss.

>>720614254
3 and 4 team matches are fun

>>720614053
neck belongs to head hitbox in TF2

>>720618559
It's a combination of not catching the joke, yellow and green not lending themselves to anything really related to RED and BLU, and operating off of TF2's starting premise that RED and BLU are just two of many companies that not-so-secretly control the whole world

>>720618719
>man who made Deus Ex the recut became a tranny

Reminder that Medic is the only truly overpowered class in TF2 (And always has been) Anyone who can disagree with this opinion doesn't play the game.

god hes so hot

>>720620404
t. watch some compilations of meme tier shit like 2 medics chaining ubers with ubersaw

>>720614438
>pirates vikings & knights II
>Release year 2010
>1.0 released 1 month ago
Uh?

Pauling is so hot.

>>720620404
Retard

>>720615256
why did he do it?

>>720622040
Shot alignment at top never doesn't make me laugh. Why aim when the game will for you.

>some games Im able to nail every fucker with a headshot to the point people want to kick me
>80% of the time I play like absolute shit always staying in the bottom of the scoreboard with just 1 kill (it was a Jarate assist)
I have 5k hours and I never been able to play Sniper the "right" way or with any consistency.

>>720624887
>Why aim when the game will for you.
A perfectly valid mechanic.

how to counter the sweaty 8000 hour sniper on the enemy team

>>720621679
you should have been there when /v/ played it recently, was a good time

>>720622040
>high skill requirement
lol

>>720611575 (OP)
Green team should be official

sacre bleu

You mean
>"Boom! Headshot."

>>720627909
just call for medic to block headshot

>>720614403
Obviously not. There was never any demand for it.