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Anonymous No.720616192 [Report] >>720617162 >>720617338 >>720617570 >>720618058 >>720620638 >>720621820 >>720622208 >>720622701 >>720624273 >>720625134
Why wasn't Coral Island a big success like Stardew Valley?
Anonymous No.720616275 [Report] >>720616325 >>720619005 >>720627646 >>720629385 >>720629914 >>720630007
>r/GirlGamers
Guess the percentage of troons
Anonymous No.720616325 [Report] >>720624105
>>720616275
90+%
Anonymous No.720617040 [Report] >>720617221 >>720617441 >>720617502 >>720624219 >>720624928
and that was the entire point of this thread. just so some chud can get another chud to make fun of trannies with him for a second
chud 1:
>lol girl gamers get it because its obviously a tranny heh heh guess the percentage of trannies in this subreddit
chud 2:
>heh probably a lot amirite those fucking trannies...
>thread ends
Anonymous No.720617162 [Report] >>720627965
>>720616192 (OP)
>[Deleted]
Think that answers your question as to why it failed. I've played it so I will give you actual reasons its shit.
>unfinished after years
>in game economy is broken because its got monster hunter tier grinding but its not fun or comfy
>shit aesthetic accompanied by shit politics
>the map is actually hot fucking dog shit
>the story is filled with plot holes so with dog shit writing it just feels terrible trying to even comprehend what the fuck is going on & it really shouldnt be hard because its a farming sim with fag flags but instead its a pretentious fan fic tier story that I'm pretty sure takes itself way too seriously
Just a few examples of this shit show.
t. 77.4 hours in game last played in january
Anonymous No.720617221 [Report] >>720618029
>>720617040
You can feel the seethe oozing out of this post.
Anonymous No.720617338 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
>/r/girlgamers
Anonymous No.720617441 [Report] >>720626340
>>720617040
>two chuds
One schizophrenic.
Anonymous No.720617502 [Report]
>>720617040
you mad bro?
Anonymous No.720617570 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
It's the Emily difference!
Anonymous No.720617959 [Report] >>720620697
>I like this game because there's a reminder that homosexuality!
you could sell anything to these fucking midwits if you just put their precious flag in it
Anonymous No.720618016 [Report] >>720618534 >>720630161
Is that the one with the strech marks jumpscare
Anonymous No.720618029 [Report] >>720620194
>>720617221
he wasn't wrong
Anonymous No.720618058 [Report] >>720618082
>>720616192 (OP)
are you supposed to be browsing r/girlgamers anon?
Anonymous No.720618082 [Report]
>>720618058
where else would i get my content for /v/ threads?
Anonymous No.720618129 [Report]
i am loving
Anonymous No.720618534 [Report]
>>720618016
yes
Anonymous No.720619005 [Report]
>>720616275
heh probably a lot amirite
Anonymous No.720620194 [Report]
>>720618029
>he
kek
Anonymous No.720620638 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
I don't even need to look at any other image or gameplay of this game and I can tell you that aesthetically its not that great. Even this one image shows that whoever did the art for it, does not know how to make something look comfy, and if you can't do that, then your stardew valley ripoff just won't work.
Anonymous No.720620697 [Report] >>720620942 >>720621535
>>720617959
You can't actually. They rarely buy anything, they will "signal boost" things, but that means nothing. If you try selling anything to them, you will be paid with exposure, and good luck paying for food with exposure. Last time I tried, it did not work.
Anonymous No.720620942 [Report]
>>720620697
Yeah the most you can expect from them is a half-assed 'thanks but no thanks' kind of gesture online on reddit or something. All that virtue signalling to cater to them is meaningless. They'll just go to the default choice like Stardew Valley or The Sims.
Anonymous No.720621535 [Report]
>>720620697
This. Nobody bought this fucking game the best you could do is farm reddit upbotes by posting about it.
Anonymous No.720621820 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
What kind of stupid bitch puts ice on cake?
Anonymous No.720622208 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
I heard you can fuck the merman now which is a step in the right direction, maybe I'll play it when it reaches 2.0.
Anonymous No.720622701 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
>anal sex flag
but why?
Anonymous No.720622787 [Report]
because Stardew Valley, like Harvest Moon, is an RPG. every game that rides it's coattails fails to understand this simple fact.
Anonymous No.720624105 [Report]
>>720616325
Higher.
Anonymous No.720624219 [Report]
>>720617040
and that was the entire point of this thread. just so some tranny can get another tranny to have a meltie of people making fun of trannies with him for a second
tranny 1:
>and that was the entire point of this thread. just so some chud can get another chud to make fun of trannies with him for a second
chud 2:
>I heard you can fuck the merman now which is a step in the right direction, maybe I'll play it when it reaches 2.0.
>thread continues
Anonymous No.720624273 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
I've played it, and I can safely say they focused too much on being inclusive and not enough on the fucking actual game.
Anonymous No.720624928 [Report]
>>720617040
you could've just ignored it but u got mad LOL
Anonymous No.720625134 [Report]
>>720616192 (OP)
most of the villagers in this game are 3rd worlders and/or SEAnigs
for all the "inclusion" women will demand performative reasons, all they truly want is a buffet of white himbos and the occasional kpop twink. this game is lacking in that regard
Anonymous No.720626340 [Report]
>>720617441
Same thing.
Anonymous No.720627646 [Report]
>>720616275
87%
Anonymous No.720627686 [Report]
She's having a blast!
Anonymous No.720627965 [Report]
>>720617162
Thanks anon, always appreciate context outside of the obvious reasons it failed like fagflags.
Anonymous No.720629385 [Report]
>>720616275
> Watch video about geometry dash players
> Youtuber uses "she" costantly
> "Wow, are there really so many women in such an autistic community?"
> It's all trannies
Anonymous No.720629914 [Report]
>>720616275
115%, better on they/thems having multiple accounts.
Anonymous No.720630007 [Report]
>>720616275
99%
Anonymous No.720630161 [Report] >>720630865
>>720618016
>look her up
>has a brown daughter
lol
Anonymous No.720630865 [Report]
>>720630161
EL ATROCIDAD