Thread 720619605

I've been watching various clair obscur expedition 33 streams and I've noticed that women all get super excited when they realize there's romance involved. They make prehistoric screams. It's funny

>>720619605 (OP)
Simple: women want to fuck Verso, and I want to fuck Lune.
Everyone wins.

Women love romance.
Women love sincerity.
Women love passion.
Women love thoughtfulness.
Women love commitment.
Women love babies.
Until a flesh and blood man in reality offers any of this to them and the womanchild inside starts squirming and they find some way to push the man away. Seen it a half dozen times myself, seen it plenty from others, though most of you guys can only offer a woman a baby out of that list, Ive still known some good men.
Feminists arent really matured women, and all modern females and most males are feminists.

>>720620037
sorry that your tiny white pecker can’t satisfy women so you have to cope like this

>>720620037
>the 5/10 thinking they deserve a 10/10

>>720619741
Who is the target audience for Sciel? She looks like the autistic ME Andromeda chick.

>>720623038
She's to Lune what Aerith is to Tifa. An alternative and/or for contrarians.

>>720619605 (OP)
>tattoo
Damaged goods.

>>720620037
>Women love sincerity.

>>720623323
She doesn't look like that anymore... Sad

>>720623389
She looks even better

>>720619703
>>720620225
>hes brown
ewww lol gross
imagine looking in the mirror and seeing a smelly brownoid staring back
id kill myself immediately

>>720620037
>see how feminism is ruining women world wide
>look up who invented it
>oh
>not surprised

>>720623038
I prefer Sciel over Lune personally, but I will admit that I am majorly biased by having a weakness for freckles.

>>720619703
>>720620225
GOOOOD MORNING SAAAAAR

Mate, every "good" game has romance to appease the women and "difficult, complex combat" to appease the men.

BG3's entire premise is to edge you on to play so you get to fuck your favorite companion.

>>720619605 (OP)
this game is for women and gays

>>720623038
>>720623593
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I also have a weakness for the whole "too many bracelets" thing too, and that she shows off her tummy. Honestly whoever designed Sciel basically handcrafted her to appeal to me.

>>720620037
>women love babies
doesn't seem like it at the moment

>>720619703
When they say dark they mean tan Anglos like Cavill or /med/ guys over the stereotypical blonde Swedish twink, not some gorilla.

>>720619703
most anons here want shitty romance too

>>720623984
This video is fake. Behind them were only niggers not white people.

>>720623984
Do you have the one where Charlie Kirk wakes up and says it was all was just a prank? ;_;

>>720623851
Didn't use to be like this, then a social media started pushing girlboss manhating zogslop content for which women are suckers

>>720623994
Wrong. We want gratuitous sex scenes with ample exposed nipples

>>720623984
>taking jeetcope racebait seriously

>>720624149
It started long, long, long before social media

>>720619605 (OP)
>women like romance
Damn, took you a while

I'm such a sperg, I didn't realise the "romance" parts were supposed to be romance. I was just talking to all of my friends to get lore dumps.

>>720624203
what's her @ ?

I mean, I dont hate women..just have shit luck and haven't been around them enough.

>>720623747
That isn't remotely true. Loads of games have neither romance or difficult combat.
Literally name one other game, because Elden Ring doesn't have romance, and Balder's Gate 3 doesn't have hard combat.

>>720619605 (OP)
>watching streams

>>720624315
I do kinda hate women. Trannies are better.

>>720624270
How do you even fuck that up?
>>720624315
I mean no shit ive been around women, just not women that picked my interest a lot.

>>720619605 (OP)
>I've been watching various clair obscur expedition 33 streams
I don't think foid doing a fake reaction is more amusing than a troglodyte scrounging random people streaming his favorite video games to endlessly observe their reactions

>>720623994
Then perhaps most anons here are women?!

>>720624374
culture is leaving you behind, unc.
>>720624397
Why is having a conversation with my team-mates automatically code for "let's fuck"?
This happened to me in Mass Effect too. I farmed all of the dialogue because I wanted to get all of the story, and then Shepard started fucking Ashley, and I was like "alright then".

>>720624397
>picked
piqued

>>720624503
I uh, dont know man. Ive never been talking to anyone that suddenly wants to fuck me while playing a video game.
>>720624515
Auto correct got me for some reason

Sometimes I'm too tired to do it myself. Plus, I like to listen to the comments they make during. That's why I let someone else fuck my wife-- I mean, watch someone else play video games.

>>720624290
anon said she deleted it or something after posting that because brown simps had a meltdown over it
i dont know i didnt bother to confirm

>>720624639
Reaction videos to reaction videos, or videos where someone is in a thumbnail commenting on the video.

It pisses me off to no end, you could say its boomerang shit. But the anger at it is legitimate because its so fucking stupid.

After Gustaves death, nothing felt even remotely moving...just cringe inducing. 5 hours with Gustave had more Soul than the 60 after with verso and his Gang of useless niggers. Don`t know why people are pretending like this is a profound and moving story, everyone involved is a asshat

>>720624717
god damn it i wanted to goon on her media

>>720624639
Streams are great because I can experience the newest slop without buying it.
This is how I "played" Metal Gear Solid Delta and Silent Hill 2 Demake.
What's the point of paying for them.

>>720624056
well done sherlock

>>720624750
>everyone involved is a asshat
Lune did nothing wrong, unironically

>>720619605 (OP)
Same thing with Baldur’s Gate. It seems like it’s really that simple. Add romancesloppa to any game formula and now you have a female audience.

>>720624804
I should beat you with a fucking hammer.

>>720624792
thats very hebrew of you
anyway sorry i couldnt accommodate you anon

>>720624750
the entire game is like 30 hours long

>>720624908
Because you can't refute my argument.
Actually good games, I play them.
For example, have you heard about the Dungeons of Hinterberg or Herdling.
Two actually refreshing games that nobody outside of steam played.

>>720624908
nah he's right though. It's not the 90's anymore. You only buy when you specifically want to play a game. If you just want to see the new shit for a little bit, you may as well watch someone else play it.

>>720625041
>>720625083
>nooooo you to refute my argument
lol gay boys behaving like gay boys

>>720625041
If the game is not worth playing, then what is even the point of paying attention to it and having it to occupy a place in your head?

>>720625083
You zoomer faggot

>>720625202
zoomer brainrot logic will never make sense to actual human beings anon

>>720623038
My heart goes for Maelle but my head goes for Sciel, she's the most mature and real one

>>720625202
Because when you participate in videogames discussions it is important to know what the game is about and discern the shills from the various genuine gamers.

>>720625275
>dude PAY full price to play MGS Delta, right now, when all you really want is to see if the new graphics look any good
Literally watching Vinnie play it for like a hour gave me everything I needed. I might buy it next time I feel like playing MGS3, which could be years from now.
Right now I'm playing Taiko no Tatsujin and Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow, because I'm a free man, and I'll play what I fucking want.
You got a problem, cuck?

>>720625452
Faggot

>>720625531
Hype-poisoned paycuck.

>>720624804
If they're "slop" and so shit, what the actual fuck do you need to "experience" them for, you fucking retard? I don't even care if this stupid fucking post is bait, I'm angry regardless.

>>720625380
Why would you participate in discussions for a video game you've never played and have no interest in playing, moron?

>>720625736
Because it's fun to just get a look at things before you commit to buying?

>>720620037
this guy has never had pussy

>>720624203
>jeetcope
Indians have larger than average dicks.
Women love Indian men.

>>720625924
>would you like to see my penis, madam?

>>720625991
Indian men dont even say that, ita juat straight to violent gang rape.

Yes, it's a "game" for women.

>>720626129
woman games are kino.
Man games are just gun and car slop.

>>720626248
Ok troon.

>>720626316
troons have impeccable taste.

>>720625784
Because it is important to recognize decline when I see it and not be swayed by marketers.

>>720623851
Women turn into doting hens the moment one shows up with their baby and they get depressed the moment they realise they've got none of their own. It's a feedback loop where the fewer women are around showing off their babies the less others have their hormones demanding the same.

>>720619605 (OP)
Women's media is shit like "The Summer I turned Pretty", "50 Shades of Gay" and "Outlander".
What do you expect?

>I've been watching
you and every other /v/ poster

>>720623160
Tifa Whoreheart is a shallow coombait whore though? Consider fixing your shit taste.

>>720624639
>videogames = wife

>>720624908
beat your dick with it

>>720619605 (OP)
>I've been watching various clair obscur expedition 33 streams
... why?

>>720623994
That's not true. I only want nice romance

>>720628660
Because they dont play games and watch movies at 1.5x speed

>>720626672
And what the fuck does that have to do with you "engaging" with a video game you have no interest in by watching someone play it?

>>720628660
nta but I found it pretty interesting to see how people handle the tutorials and menus in E33.
It's amazing how many mongoloids read the "Free Aim Shots" tutorial, skip over the "costs 1 fucking AP" line and then proceed to be confused when they can't shoot anymore because they think the "Free" part meant it costs nothing.