Thread 720620864

i've never played a fighting game before
what am i in for?

>>720620864 (OP)
an anticheat stronger than your antivirus

>>720620945
i don't really care about vanguard

>>720620864 (OP)
Hot trash, a game made only for the developers (mvc3 cucks) and no one else.

>>720620864 (OP)
Kino that btfos Tokon, a game made only for the developers (mvc3 chads) and so much more

kick punch it's all in the mind

>>720620864 (OP)
A solid game. Play Darius with juggernaut fuse and pulse combos on and you should have a decent time.

>>720620864 (OP)
If you're not a lab monster you won't like it. It's not made for normal people, only the biggest of degenerates.

you will lose 95% of your matches and that is not an exaggeration
if you can't handle losing like that then just quit now

>>720620864 (OP)
i don't know but i can't wait for a new era of assfaggots porn when artists get their hands on those 3D models

Bro why are americans so obsessed with these shitty tag games?
And then when the only 3 european and 2 japanese players come over they still get owned by them? Americans are a joke man...

>>720621885
I have to say I've never been more impressed than the Americans' ability to lose at every game they play yet somehow still circlejerk eachother as being the best players.

>>720621507
And fighting game players wonder why their genre is dying
It's because some complete sperg who's been playing the 20 playerbase Super Battle Fighters XI for 12 years queues into a normal person and uses them as a chance to practice his 1-frame window max damage combo.
Also only neets, hopelessly poor and niggers on welfare have the time to get decent at whatever fighting game they decide to waste their time on.

it's just like league but 2d. you need to figure out when it's ok to throw out certain moves and don't over extend (get caught in an unsafe animation)

>>720620864 (OP)
>what am i in for?
worst roster in any fighting game + invasive anti-cheat vanguard that scans all your files on your PC and sends it to China

The fact this shit won't even run on Linux due to vanguard is funny in itself

>>720622116
Why are you lying so hard? Did you even play the game? You mash that fucking dash button whenever you are in trouble and then do some autistic setup you practiced in training mode for 1000 hours that leads into 10 ways to guess then do a movie combo for 80% damage while the enemy can't do anything but watch.

>>720620864 (OP)
mid roster
no motion inputs
yet the depth is somehow fucking crazy, and this is before people start going full autism with freestyle/2x assist
im impressed, btfos tokon for now atleast

>>720622312
yo I hate this game and riot but you linux troons are the worst, you think anyone gives a fuck that games don't work on your gay ass OS?
You are less than 0.1% of the population of games yet you are everywhere complaining that either the game isnt playable on linux, or that it is playable but is buggy, fuck out of here nigga

>>720622356
>tfw i'm bad at fighting games

>>720622453
It's weird because pretty much any other fighting game works on Linux. This is one of those rare exceptions because of the anti-cheat they use.

>>720622493
just use a real OS, that shit ain't made for games, it's good for servers and nothing else

>>720621236
vanguard cares about you thoughbeit

>>720622604
works for every game i play so far except 2xko and im not changing my OS to install anti cheat on my pc

>>720621991
>>720621885
because they're not autistic enough and don't care
they play new popular videogame for a while until they get bored with it and move on to something else, while you still have gook autists playing fucking Starcraft 2, and when lol servers in EU and US die there still will be asians playing it

>>720622623
thats sweet of them
nobody has said that to me in decades

>>720622713
Exactly, americans have no loyalty, they are whores.
Also in team games they mostly hire non americans.
At best americans can pick up something when no one else knows how to play, cheap out a few wins, then pussy out as fast as possible.
For 2xko specifically they gave american players 2 years of access so they can win the early tournaments.

>>720620864 (OP)
You're about to get combo'd for weeks, confused what to do and constantly outplayed while being matched with people who have played fighting games since the 90s or 2020.
Enjoy and remember Vanguard is a bitch to uninstall

>>720622036
>still doing the ultra super duper meme
I know you haven't actually touched a fighting game in years and just use buzzwords but this is very unfunny and hasn't been funny in a while
please don't make that attempt at humor again thanks

>>720621885
Americans have no actual culture so instead they use media and consumerism as substitutes and theres nothing more capitalism than having random media crossover, its why they made and love fortnite, no actual identity, only crossover to reach the widest market.

>theres not even any shilling in the /v/ threads
this game really has no future

This game looks like shit.

>>720620864 (OP)
What's taking them so long to release this shit? By the time it gets released the beta and pro players will have so much game knowledge they'd body any newbie trying to learn the game and this will make the decline even faster.

>>720625358
>What's taking them so long to release this shit?
piss poor management or the Canon bros and company were genuinely tricking Riot into giving them all free money for 10 years.
>By the time it gets released the beta and pro players will have so much game knowledge they'd body any newbie trying to learn the game
if the matchmaking is decent they'll get throw to the higher ranks pretty fast, though they can always smurf but all f2p games have that issue.

>decide to give 2xko a try
>realize i have to install vanguard
>pause it and refuse to download
>reboot my pc later on
>riot client boots on startup and installs vanguard without me noticing

>>720625358
>they'd body any newbie trying to learn the game and this will make the decline even faster
it doesn't matter, the average league tard who downloaded this out of curiosity would have quit within 2 weeks anyways after they mash buttons and complain they aren't winning
all the simplifying controls did is annoy the actual FGC with garbage like 2 special buttons and kusoge mechanics

>>720625358
>pro players
you play against Faker regularly? no?
then why do you think you'll do that here?
shitters will play against shitters

>>720625641
t. retard that don't understand smurfing

Stop commenting on things you have no clue about. You don't even play fighting games or even multiplayer games. Go play your singleplayer games with cheats. This thread is for people who actually play competitive games.

>>720621885
MvC2 made them a meme, might look cool but you everyone now has to learn 2-3 characters and match ups of different 2-3 character teams.

>>720625543
POZZED

>>720625184
Fighting games are super autistic, it's not fun grinding in practice mode everyday for every frame, combo and matchup. That's why everyone quits them and plays something more fun and easy like FPS.

>>720620864 (OP)
mind giving me a code invite?

MayorMare #Pony

>>720625543
FBI will knock on your door any day now

>>720621573
Wow, porn with ugly censored dykes.

>>720625616
>all the simplifying controls did is annoy the actual FGC with garbage like 2 special buttons
and they're not even good simple controls, they're just strange, like SF6 and GBVSR has clear simple controls, a special button with 3 directions, GBVSR adds in strenghts if you press L, M, H.
2XKO's are all over the fucking place and you really don't need 2 special buttons, and they don't do left, down, right inputs for everyone, and they dont put similar specials on the same buttons, like in GBVSR DPs tends to be forward plus special
This is also what I think a lot of people mean when they feel the controls are weird, its just kinda nonsensical the more you think about it

>>720626096
like theres no reason his followups couldn't be just l,m,h like samurai bloke

>>720626164
and Samurai bloke could've just easily had a direction plus special for some of these follow ups, its like the team heard of modern controls but didnt actually look what others were doing with them

>>720625864
yeah, your last opponent who kept dropping combos and still destroyed you was totally a smurf
maybe knitting is more your style

>>720626096
I still haven't found a comfortable layout for modern in SF6 on a stick, it was 100% made for a pad
so I'm sure as hell not going to be comfortable with whatever the fuck they were going for with 2 special buttons on one
I couldn't find out why it felt bad but "doesn't make sense" actually explains it, it's like the equivalent of doing a 360 motion for a DP but in modern form

>>720626005
I've got like 12 invites nigga, here's 3 of them:
https://2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/beta/invite#code=a8de290a-4969-4a71-abb5-86e5402bcdf2
Game is ass.

>>720620864 (OP)
what a retarded name

Why are all the character designs in this game so fucking lame?

>>720628356
because they're league of legends characters

is there any way to enable motion inputs? it just doesn't feel right.

>>720629214
no, its only simple inputs, motions are not allowed in 2XKO

>>720626005
>MayorMare
Based taste.

>>720626164
these inputs are outdated and arguably better than what we have

>>720631495
well my bad I just grabbed the first best picture
>spoiler
thats just bad, what are the inputs now?

>>720628356
There had to have been some list Riot gave them of what characters they were allowed to use and it was only trash, there's no other explanation for why some of these were picked.

I played it for an hour and realized that I'd rather go back to SF6 or Strive. This tag gameplay is definitely not for me.

Your skin becoming several hues darker and a mysterious craving for some fried chicken

>>720632617
No bro the dudes that make the game are incompetent as hell, they said they won't add yordles cause they are too small.
Then riot obviously went ham on their asses cause the 10th character is teemo...

>>720632771
sheeet I could go for a watermelon

>>720632771
rog

>installing a KLAC that literally can't be removed save a physical hardware change
>yes, uninstalling the game won't do, it burrows itself into your CPU
>said KLAC sends all of your data to unspecified locations in China, and by that I mean literally everything, your network traffic, disk contents, etc.

>>720632732
Same, I labbed a bit and I kept finding degenerate shit from tagging, and the control scheme really puts me off because it could just be a 4 button game if it had motion inputs
Also "do something unsafe and don't care about the risk because your assist is covering your ass" doesn't sound interesting in the long run

>>720632771
Chu' sayin!? nuthin? DAS RITE

>>720620864 (OP)
>closed chinese spyware for a tag fighter with 10 characters
KEK no i dont tink so

>>720633647
>>720633818
>>720634040
PULL UP AND CATCH THE FADE BRO

I got invited even though I never requested it, figured I'd give it a shot but just like every other fighting game I don't quite "understand" the concepts and stuff so I just get shitter stomped on repeat and never know what exactly I need to get better at. Just not the genre for me.

>>720634004
Sooo what's the worst thing that can happen if they have all my data? Genuinely asking since I don't know shit. Are they gonna brick my computer if world war 3 starts or some shit like that?

>>720625543
you are fucked now, I am not kidding
dump your PC in a landfill, this shit is literally impossible to remove

>>720634004
brother I hate riot, but if that's what you are mad about then you do know that everything you do on your windows pc is sent to israel, and if you have an android phone then it's going to the NSA?

qrd on the vanguard stuff? How invasive is it and how do you remove it?

Is the jinx x vi hentai finally uncensored

>>720634004
>china has to go through a crapton of trap porn being sent to them on the daily
lmao

>>720634314
it has access to everything in your PC, and it's impossible to remove

just another tag kusoge

>>720634314
>How invasive is it
kernel level malware. it starts on boot. literally cannot be any more invasive kek
>how do you remove it?
you dont
riot games got hacked years ago and had their entire source code (including their previous anti cheat) stolen btw. thats why there is vanguard to begin with.
certainly i want to trust this company with my computer

>>720634314
It literally has more permissions than (you). Unlike other anticheats, it boots at the same time as your PC and does not close along with the game.
Oh yea, it also detects other anticheat programs as malware/cheats and viceversa.

You need to be a literal retard to have it installed

>>720620864 (OP)
Frustration, you won't have anyone to blame when you lose

>>720634196
No answer lmao.

>>720621885
They fluoridate their water.
https://youtu.be/GqstwfKGzPI

>>720634196
Chinese death squads will come to your house, drag you out into the street and force you to read aloud a list of all the porn you've watched.

>>720634196
actual cattle behavior
>>720634376
they already know you are transsexual because you play a moba

>>720623285
That's why it's referred to as Babylon.
https://youtu.be/JqzYqWF9mnk

>>720635942
>Actual cattle behaviour
But why? I want to learn. Quick googling just says they'll send more targeted ads to me. What can they do with average joe data?

>>720620864 (OP)
cheese

>>720620864 (OP)
soulless turd of a game

>>720636535
Bro dropped a Chick tract and dipped. You gonna post the one with the guy who plays D&D and then gets dragged to hell next? Babylon’s been here, it’s called Los Angeles.

>>720620864 (OP)
>VI
pegging most probable

I registered on multiple emails and got an extra key, how do I share it with you guys

>>720622604
>implying windows was made for gaming
it was an office os and now an AI os

>>720620864 (OP)
An okay tag fighter with a meh roster. Go have fun mashing your assist button and the standard 123(crouching heavy launcher)(jump)123(Special) everyone has without worrying too much about combo autism to start

>>720639698
You should see an Invite a Friend link here with three uses unless you've already handed some out
https://2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/beta/beta-hub/

>>720636824
Still no answer.

>>720636824
>>720640751
not him but sometimes passwords and shit get leaked and chinese hackers can get your accounts
the other argument is not letting any of this shit ever take foot because it will always get worse if you do. yes now you're fine with them taking a screenshot of your gay pedo porn hentais but what if they start jailing people because they don't want you to look at them or use 4chan?

my opinion: if it was a good game I wouldn't mind it either but it's the definition of dogshit so yeah not worth installing that literal malware on your computer

>>720620864 (OP)
>no big fanfare of the closed beta release
>no big riot video
>no twitch drops to get a beta key
>no paying streamers to play it
>no actual marketing
is Riot just leaving 2XKO to die? Are they actually expecting this to flop?

>>720642073
hard to blame riot to getting impatiened with them. i think the new CEO really isn't into what they are doing, this game probably has a hard road ahead to profitability

>>720620864 (OP)
Does her Clothes get ripped off when her health bar gets damaged?

>>720642167
yeah, unless they get a shit ton of players when it actually releases I doubt it will make enough money for Riot to even consider letting it continue, also feels like they're forcing it out now to be ahead of every other tag fighter coming out

>>720622036
diaphone just recently went full time streamer and before that he worked full time as a industrial hygienist while grinding multiple fighting games at the same time and winning tournaments left and right. You just need to learn how to practice efficiently

>>720642472
ok but did he have enough spare time outside of work and FG grinding?

>>720620864 (OP)
YIIK is better

>>720642682
i don't know. He has a wife so i suppose he has enough time for her too otherwise she would have left him, oh and he works out too

>>720620864 (OP)
chink game, that's all you need to know riotdrone

Riot is like chink Blizzard. Garbage that also feels like a low budget knock-off.