Thread 720623403

>>720623403 (OP)
Sorry i don't play wokeshit

>>720623403 (OP)
why would anyone be excited over a gimmick being added to their game

nobody plays mass effect and says the Mako was good

Can't believe I bought a Switch 2 for this

>>720623403 (OP)
They couldn't find any better looking gameplay? Jesus christ.
>GET HOIP BROS, IT'S A GIANT EMPTY DESERT AND YOU AUTO LOCK ONTO ENEMIES!

>>720623403 (OP)
I waited 18 years for this

>>720623403 (OP)
That sideways slash really took the soul out of me

>>720623403 (OP)
>Akira bike slide
Day 1 purchase and I hate Metroid

>>720623403 (OP)
>add a bike to zelda
>add a bike to metroid
>add a scooter to mario odyssey
stop adding gay vehicles to your game

>>720623524
>nobody plays mass effect and says the Mako was good
There were people on /v/ that cried when it was removed in ME2.

>>720623669
Jak 3 didn't have auto-aim weapons. You actually had to choose the right vehicle for the mission.

>>720626221
You could also get out of the car at any time, I very much doubt you'll be able to walk the desert.
You'll be glued to the bikes seat until you enter the correct area where it is legal to dismount.

why haven't they shown Samus face and voice yet?

>>720626178
The abortion known as the probing minigame that replaced Mako certainly was way worse.

>>720623403 (OP)
Is that SMT 6

>>720623403 (OP)
>another open world slop
fuck you too, nintendo

>>720627638
No, even pre patch cucked materials probing was better than the fucking Mako. No amount of /v/ contrarianism can redeem how awful mako exploration was.

>>720623403 (OP)
>enemy bots just get scrapped tossed out of the way without any physical impact just because Metroid drifted into them
I hate this

>>720623403 (OP)
>he bought a Switch 2 for a Pokemon Redux of Metroid

wow this makes me want to buy it

>>720623403 (OP)
Is that actually metroid?
Looks like some indie cheap fan game

>>720629269
sadly, yes

Honestly the bike seems like an interesting addition to setpieces and such and an improvement to the god awful ship traversal in 3, but the trailer fumbled it showing the empty, boring as fuck looking desert. They should've just shown samus going inside that tower with all the storm and lightning behind it and I'm sure everyone would've appreciated it more.

>>720623403 (OP)
i like purple and samus and motorcycles

BOUNTY HUNTER WILDS
also isn't it weird how literally every full priced nintendo switch 2 release has a featureless empty desert

>>720623403 (OP)
Same energy

Jesus is this 2001 ?

Fuck doomers.

WE RIDE.

>>720623403 (OP)
I hate this so much. Not my metroid.

>>720623403 (OP)
silksong won

>>720623403 (OP)
>The one game I’ve actually felt excited for in the past maybe 10 years
>Ruined, instantly, with featureless open-world slop

>>720623403 (OP)
>>720623403 (OP)
Why does it look like an Xbox 360 launch title? Why does it have SM64 quality drop shadows? You don't have to be a graphics whore to question this. This is a brand new game which has taken years and trillions of yen to make, released on a new console which costs several hundred dollars.

>>720623403 (OP)
This trailer was a huge letdown for me, still hoping for the non-open world parts to be good

>>720623403 (OP)
They see me rollon' they hatin'

That fucking plastic looking bike was such a buzzkill. Gameplay and look. It's such an obvious amiibo friendly design, looks like a joke next to the already toyetic kamen rider bikes, and even nintendo's own Mach Rider. The gameplay displayed looks so basic and pandery, shooting bright energy balls on auto tracked enemies and running over big spinny bug robots, even less complex than what Jak was doing 20 years ago, not to mention cartoony as hell, straight out of Starfox Zero or something. Then there's the pointless big open area that's spawned this debate about open world fatigue and what it means for Metroid. It could be used in non-shit ways, maybe it's not that bad in those giger building highway stage, but goddamn, everything about this stupid skylanders bike made a horrid first impression.

>>720623403 (OP)
Why doesn't she just fly closer with her spaceship to her target location instead of dropping off in the middle of the dessert?

>>720623403 (OP)
I want zero samus tits and ass, is it hard to please a man?

A-at least it's 60 FPS

>>720632939
Wish granted. The amount of Samus tits and ass in the game turned down to zero.

>>720632939
I'm so glad they at least understand that zero suit samus doesn't belong in anything more than maybe the credits screen so all the jeets get filtered.

>>720623403 (OP)
i have open world fatigue

>>720623403 (OP)
NINTENDO

>>720623524
This is a fast bike, not a slow tank in low gravity

>>720630329
>emulation
expect to get v& by Nintendo in person

I'm still excited for the game but I'd be lying if I said that the bike and desert stuff werent a hype speedbump.
Everything in the second half of the trailer looked good though

Truth be told I thought tendies would sØyface over the bike. I am pleasantly surprised it's universally disliked.

>>720623403 (OP)
Why not have a fast travel system like in Hollow Knight or Silksong? It worked in AM2R
Metroid is dead

>>720623403 (OP)
itt

>>720636994
kill yourself xitterfaggot

>>720636994
>driving in empty open world
>coolest thing ever
Except for falseflag I don't even know who you are trying to represent with this opinion.

>>720632787
The intro of the game has her and Sylux getting thrown half way across the galaxy. Her ships on a different planet.

>>720637302
So why does she have a bike she can operate with her power armour

>>720637357
She just randomly finds it in the beginning like the power armor in Fallout 4.

>>720637357
Same reason Luminoth tech worked with Samus's power armor. The writers said so.

>>720625248
It's not even an Akira slide since that slide was done to stop. This is just a really out of place animation since it's done while going forwards without even slowing.

>>720637357
Because it's cool.

>>720638398
they're omniwheels

>>720637084
That's the hub, it's not an open world.

>/v/ermin pretending to hate pic related just to shit on nintendo
you niggers lost the plot

I'll admit this is kinda kino

Why does retards itt think this is open-world?

they've been doing a really terrible job at marketing this game so far.

why

>>720623524
Say what you want but I'll take the Mako any day over the mind numbing shoot-probe-and-wait game.

COPE AND SEETHE

>>720626131
At least in BOTW that shit was optimal and you had to unlock it
This is baked into the core game like No More Heroes 3 so it’s even worse

>>720623403 (OP)
Ghostrunner 2 vibes.

>>720623403 (OP)
Feels like they could've simply made a 3D Metroid game, imagine how kino can that be

this just makes me want to play sandland

>>720623403 (OP)
I gotta admit, seeing that the new Prime has "a vehicle part" drastically lowered my expectations for this game

>>720623524
the mako was kino

>>720623524
>why would anyone be excited over a gimmick being added to their game
That was the first thing I thought when I saw the video. Light / Dark from prime 2, corruption and other people in 3. Why can't they just make a new prime?

>>720636854
>muh fast travel like in hollowslop
holy shit you faggots are insufferable

>>720642760
>Why can't they just make a new prime?

Because you fags would just cry about it being a rehash.

>>720623524
i know a guy who will pretend it is cool and probably drop the game 2 hours in (and it will be one of like 3 games he ever plays on the switch 2). he'll also further pretend that this totally isnt why he dropped it and the game was secretly great and he'll get back to it any day now

>>720623403 (OP)
Is this seriously the new Metroid game? Or am I being trolled

>>720644071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJNCNswbdG0

They should add a cooking minigame to the next splinter cell game, like how nintendo adds racing segments to fucking metroid of all franchises

>>720644071
>>720644340
It's a little hard to tell if the bike plays a large role. The second half of the trailer looks like classic gameplay.

>HollowSnoys are still seething at Prime 4
Not taking Silksong losing lightly, huh?

>>720623403 (OP)
looks like 7th gen shovelware

>>720623403 (OP)
They were showcasing Switch 2 footage so imagine how it looks on the regular Switch

I'm just ready for the game to release so discourse can start properly.
Maybe the bike stuff will be fun but right now it looks like sloppa

>>720641225
it's about the desert

>>720640394
man switch 2 game sales really are abysmal huh

I wonder if these might be incubated metroid eggs.

WITH MY FREAKING MIND

>>720623403 (OP)
>levels now have a bike minigame between them
how come?

whoever makes these trailers should be shot in the back of the head. as an absolute diehard desperate for the game to be good I think this looks like absolute shit. it is fucking insane that if you actually look closely you can see a lot of promise and just how good the game actually is, and they have gone out of their way to make it look as retarded as possible. trailer 2 was cringe but I could see the vision, this trailer makes it look like daemon x machina or something and that is not a complement.

>>720646095
BOTW open-slop mandate

>>720644836
It's a hub world, not open world.

Think Epona and Hyrule Field.

>>720646127
>it is fucking insane that if you actually look closely you can see a lot of promise
very small nuggets buried in a sea of shit.

>>720623403 (OP)
I think it looks good. It's like the original Game Cube Metroid meets Panzer Dragoon. Not sure if I like the creative choice of the motorcycle. Her running, Spaceship, or riding on an alien might have been more visually interesting.

>>720623403 (OP)
Pretty neat, sad I'm gonna have to wait since I won't buy a switch 2 till a sale.

>>720646127
>looks like daemon x machina
Glad I’m not the only one. They are fumbling the aesthetic hard.
>if you look closely you can see how good it actually is
Honestly, the three seconds of ‘track’ they showed was more compelling than the entire shitty desert. If there are crazy extreme-G track sections between explorable zones that replace elevators/fast travel that sounds cool as fuck so why not lead with that?

The only ones seething at this are retarded Gamecubesnoys.

>>720646682
When did playstation release their own gamecube?

>>720640737
They were obviously taking notes from it. Problem is, they don't have recently dead Toriyama to draw people in.

>>720646751
Snoys like to fanboy over the Gamecube out of contrarianism toward the Switch 1 and 2. Like when Primefaggots seethed at Dread.

>>720645738
Didn’t Sylux have Mochtroids floating behind him in that one trailer?

>8.8
>Gamecubesnoys

FUCK
OFF

>>720646637
>anon remembers extreme g
unfathomably based. I think the best case scenario is maybe nintendo course corrected after dread was criticized for revealing too much before release, so now they just refuse to show anything. unfortunately I think they overcorrected.

Any news on what the amiibos do?

>>720638938

>nuts and bolts is okay when totk does it!
>jak 3 is okay when metroid does it!

Nintendo has successfully made the same game since breath of the wild in every franchise now. Enjoy your 900 korok missiles metroidbros.

>>720646880
8.8 too much sand

>>720646880
>FUCK
>OFF
You first, Eric.

I think the game still looks good but that last trailer was really bad, and I think the bike is not going to go over well. I hope it isn’t cope and it’s just a hub world or something. The second trailer’s narration was very bad but this one could have used some context.

>>720647041
>Missile Expansion tanks are BAD now!
lol

>>720623403 (OP)
No More Heroes 4 lookin cuhrayzee

>>720647321
I think the second trailers narration being so bad is why this one didn't have any at all.

>>720646217
idk why you guys think that's even a good thing. an empty desert you have to traverse instead in a fucking metroid game is dumb as hell. smtv's samey deserts were lazy as fuck too and one of the bad parts of the game.

>>720646873
He did, but iirc mochtroids are technically metroids, just like genetically fucked up metroids with down syndrome as a result of space pirates trying to clone them.
Sylux's mochtroids are also genetically modified, since instead of sucking life as a predator they burrow in and parasitize.
I just wonder if these are their eggs or not. It would kind of make sense to incubate them in a cold environment so that they're docile

>>720648310
I'll judge it when I finally play it.

>>720623524
>>720626178
The exploration of uncharted planets should have been improved, not removed completely.

Andromeda is the closest to a true ME1 sequel we ever got, with the best combat, exploration, and build variety of the series. The problem is that the story and characters are absolute putrid dogshit, which is what these games ultimately live and die by.

if the desert functions like magmoor caverns, its not the worst thing because there would still be direct paths going to from one region to another.
I don't hate the idea of the bike, I think its a missed opportunity to finally implement the speed booster as a mechanic in the 3d games, but I don't hate the bike. I just don't really like what is implied by the bike and the desert.

>>720646682
>>720646872
arent you that gen alpha newfag that admit you grew up with the switch since you hate boomers who grew up with the n64/gamecybe/wii days?

this is an 18+ site teenage schizo go play roblox

>>720623524
THE MAKO WAS FUN

big open world with rnadom terrain, a physics based vehicle with a pshict to go up and some cool music wtf do oyu want. you could run over people and monsters with it. if anything it sohuld have been expanded

This is so fucking stupid i thought it was fake. There ar epeople who still dney Nintendo is dead? They make 90$ indie games at this point

>>720623403 (OP)
Nope, it's never ever for me, because fuck Nintendo. They can have my money again when they charge no more than $48.06, and that includes any DLC.

>>720646217
That's not a good thigh either to me.
All a hub world tells me is it's going to be more like Prime 3 or Fusion with how the world is built with split off or smaller areas rather than a big interconnected world like Super, Dread, or Prime 1.

>>720645738
I would say no since they're supposed to look like oversized space cantaloupes, but then again it wouldn't surprise me if whoever modeled them never played Metroid 2 and has no idea there's already a canon appearance.

>>720623403 (OP)
wow this looks like garbage lmao. why does nintendo keep regressing? too busy fiighting palworld? they should patent making shit games next.

>>720646909
Fisheye mode on the first game was awesome.

>>720646682
>nintendies are so broken they hate their own previous console
wew lad

>>720638716
Enjoyed by omnifags

>>720650951
took you 3 hours to think of that huh

>>720644447
Silksong if a faggot game too retard lol still coping and seething huh?

>>720648813
After paying $70 LMAO

>>720651015
Nah just got here, feel free to take another shot at an actual retort though zoomie.

>>720623403 (OP)
>turns the bike sideways to attack

as a motorcycle rider this shit pisses me off, you'd dump it instantly. couldn't they think of something better?

>>720623403 (OP)
>hey guys, remember when we made Star Fox Adventures and pissed off everyone who was waiting with hope for a new Star Fox game?

Maybe they'll at least do something cool lore-wise with it, like the wheels are actually modified morph ball tech.

>>720651210
Be sure to get an early night's sleep. School's tomorrow, kid

>>720623403 (OP)
i thought this was SWTOR on tatooine at a glance

>>720651128
Yeah, that's what money is for. You don't have some?

>>720651257
It's an alien motorcycle powered by bird magic.

Since when was Metroid built around realism?

>>720623403 (OP)
Are they releasing Switch 2 bundle with this?

>>720651635
it's Lamorn tech not bird tech

>>720642791
Hollow Knight mogs nuTroid so hard it isn't funny
AM2R had fast travel and it's the best 2D Metroid
18 years between Prime 3 and 4 btw

>>720651294
Don’t talk to me ever again homo

>>720623403 (OP)
might have been impressive on the wii

>>720651358
Not for UE Excite Bike I don’t, at least with Bananza I could actually tell it would be fun

>>720652486
Finish your homework before posting.

>>720623524
I just cannot understand how people didn't find the Mako fun, I really don't get it.

>>720652876
It was on its face, but the way it'd struggle with terrain in the stupidest ways was extremely annoying.

I'm starting notice a lot of these games are just assets dragged and dropped. I bet there will be two lines of voice acting cause god forbid we spend more than a dollar store budget on our game

>>720653231
Your mom's assets were dragged and dropped.

>>720623881
it really looks like an asset flip. If the designers weren't retarded they would've made it so the wheels turn with the bike and you don't just magically turn the bike forward again

>>720653473
sorry im wearing a shield and any insult you throw me gets reversed to you back worse idiot

>>720653708
>pic related

The shield.

>>720653231
it could have zero lines of voice acting and that fact would make me more excited for it

>>720623403 (OP)
>tfw you'll have to drive over every grain of sand looking for scans to get 100%