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Anonymous No.720623885 [Report] >>720623946 >>720624078 >>720624169 >>720624414 >>720624784 >>720625759 >>720626465 >>720627640 >>720627787 >>720627910 >>720628187 >>720628249 >>720628542 >>720629703 >>720630771
What games would they play?
Anonymous No.720623946 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
Horses can't play video games, thoughbeit
Anonymous No.720623967 [Report] >>720625807 >>720630574
Fightan
Anonymous No.720624078 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
Racing games, maybe?
Anonymous No.720624169 [Report] >>720624225 >>720627967
>>720623885 (OP)
Mobages
Anonymous No.720624225 [Report] >>720624357
>>720624169
Curren a whor(s)e.
Anonymous No.720624357 [Report]
>>720624225
She's only a whor(s)e for (You)
Anonymous No.720624414 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
Anything with white women in them
Anonymous No.720624784 [Report] >>720625693 >>720626030 >>720626603 >>720628819 >>720628974
>>720623885 (OP)
sex with white women simulator
Anonymous No.720625693 [Report]
>>720624784
how can humanbois compete
Anonymous No.720625759 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
Ningen Musume
Anonymous No.720625807 [Report] >>720626212
>>720623967
Doto is scary...
Anonymous No.720626030 [Report]
>>720624784
hawt
Anonymous No.720626212 [Report] >>720627898 >>720627967 >>720628626
>>720625807

TM Opera is the celebrated champion but you have to remember that Doto was the second 5 times by small margins. So a monster of a horse on their own right.
Anonymous No.720626465 [Report] >>720627324
>>720623885 (OP)
Sims 4 Ranch expansion. I've been trying to have a nice lovely ranch but the amount of bugs ("yarr" version with almost all dlc) and time wasting interactions make it very difficult to run.
My Sims are choking on their agenda even though all they have to do is tend a garden, brush the one horse, and throw a kiss at the spouse...
Should I hire a stable hand ? Any known fixes ? I'm thinking of deactivating the lovestruck dlc because the romance attrition is what makes my life hell.
Also I'm a 31 yo hairy male, heterosexual with a larger than average cock, I do believe in the supreme authority of violence and also a second degree freemason so definitely not a girl.
Anonymous No.720626603 [Report]
>>720624784
Are those inches ?
Anonymous No.720627281 [Report] >>720627576 >>720627967 >>720628734
So... I have no idea how, but my subpar Maya just killed a whale.
Anonymous No.720627324 [Report] >>720627838
>>720626465
You would probably love rimworld
Anonymous No.720627576 [Report] >>720627625 >>720628887
>>720627281
I dont get how you Global cuties still dont get that Uma is a "wit" game. You could have all the skills in the world but they mean fuck off without the "wit" to activate them.
Anonymous No.720627625 [Report]
>>720627576
>fuck off
fuck all*
Anonymous No.720627640 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
The Fus Ro Dah game
Anonymous No.720627787 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
My anus
Anonymous No.720627838 [Report]
>>720627324
I have 1500+ hours on RimWorld already (played up to Biotech), I wanted something to actually build a house and interior design but fuck me my version of Sims4 is a trash fire.
Anonymous No.720627898 [Report] >>720630394
>>720626212
I want to know more Doto lore.
Anonymous No.720627910 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
Ocarina of time. And they would drop Link off a cliff for all those ass beatings
Anonymous No.720627967 [Report]
>>720627281
>>720624169
>>720626212
You guys are mistaken this isn't the stealth Uma thread :(
Anonymous No.720628019 [Report] >>720629085 >>720630569
AAAAA why is youtube recing me all these Doto AND Takai videos fuck fuck fuck
Anonymous No.720628187 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
Tomb Raider
Anonymous No.720628249 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
STOP HORSING AROUND
Anonymous No.720628542 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
DDR
Anonymous No.720628626 [Report] >>720628779
>>720626212
Poor Doto, getting second place so consistently is no easy feat but sadly he was against a monster and nobody cares about second place.
Anonymous No.720628734 [Report]
>>720627281
Holy shit, that's amazing. Great work Mayano! I hope you gave her a suitably adult reward.
Anonymous No.720628779 [Report] >>720630369
>>720628626
?
I thought that finishing in the top 3 is "in the money."
It may not matter to the betting scene, but consistently placing that well is profitable.
Anonymous No.720628809 [Report] >>720629210
>Tfw you dare hit Rest
>Night Owl
>It procs on the turn you get it, and if that's before a race it's proccing twice
>Who knows how many fucking turns you'll have to give up to cure it
This shit was a mistake. There's absolutely no need to punish the trainer for resting and there's even less need for it to be only 80% chance to remove. Especially when we're constantly gambling on Practice Poor anytime we take a low% training result.
Anonymous No.720628819 [Report]
>>720624784
I've seen her vids. this woman is a monster
Anonymous No.720628887 [Report]
>>720627576
for gemini cup, us non whales are sacrificing everything to reach stamina goal first and foremost.
Anonymous No.720628974 [Report] >>720629019
>>720624784
once you notice and understand that she's not actually taking all that length, it's just folding over and smooshing her insides like a gummy worm, it's like learning santa claus doesn't exist (bad example because santa claus does exist, but, you understand the point i'm making)
Anonymous No.720629019 [Report] >>720629093
>>720628974
no, that's pretty hot too
it's like the tentacles in hentai
Anonymous No.720629085 [Report]
>>720628019
old men love...
Anonymous No.720629093 [Report] >>720629141
>>720629019
fair, but, if i wanted to watch tentacle porn then i would do that. meanwhile i wanted someone being torn to pieces by a big horsecock and i'm being lied to. LIED TO
Anonymous No.720629141 [Report] >>720629221
>>720629093
but she couldn't make more vids if she got torn apart, anon
Anonymous No.720629210 [Report] >>720629979
>>720628809
>Ah training camp, this is the perfect time to get sleep deprived into migrane
Anonymous No.720629221 [Report] >>720629571
>>720629141
you're framing this as though that's an adverse consequence that i don't want, suggesting you don't understand why i'm watching the video to begin with and why i'm disappointed with the knowledge that it's not what i wanted
Anonymous No.720629338 [Report]
stop horsing around
Anonymous No.720629571 [Report] >>720629595
>>720629221
all I am going to say to this is that you are kinda based
Anonymous No.720629595 [Report]
>>720629571
Thank you.
Anonymous No.720629703 [Report]
>>720623885 (OP)
Tomb Raider (reboot)
Anonymous No.720629883 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUPgxr0JdWM

Not a horse.
Anonymous No.720629979 [Report]
>>720629210
>So far, every single time after winning a race, I choose option B and lose 20 Stamina (the most you can lose)

This career is cursed, I'm kind'a amazed it's still going
Anonymous No.720630090 [Report]
great thread
Anonymous No.720630369 [Report]
>>720628779
profittable as in they have a reason to keep him alive after retirement but people will forget him in a few years if CYgames didnt made her the best girl of the game.
Anonymous No.720630394 [Report]
>>720627898
Doto has widely been known as a friendly and gentle horse who loves visitors, but when Opera O's lifelong jockey, Wada Ryuji came for a visit, Doto would continuously try to bite him. It was thought to be just Doto having a bad day, but when he came for another visit a few months later, Doto again kept trying to bite him, indicating that Doto recognizes who he is, and still holds a grudge. https://youtu.be/4fE3VRlVWlk
Anonymous No.720630569 [Report] >>720630914
>>720628019
Taiki Shuttle was friendly with all horses except for one; Tamamo Cross, and they would fight if they so much as looked at each other. This was problematic because their stables were right across from each other, and the handlers would have to be very careful when crossing that path.
Anonymous No.720630574 [Report]
>>720623967
Apparently that's Wada Ryuji, and he's the jockey of TM Opera O, Meishou Doto’s rival. Now, Doto is usually a very calm and friendly horse, but here he was uncharacteristically aggressive.
There is a theory that tries to explain this: Doto repeatedly heard his trainer, jockey and others say “Opera O” with a sad face around him, since Doto would always get very close but lose to Opera O. Being an intelligent horse, Doto understood that “Opera O = bad thing that makes his humans sad”, but being just a horse, he never understood “Opera O = that fast horse he runs with a lot”.
The theory here is that Doto misunderstood that “Opera O = that bad human who sits on my fast friend, whips him and make my humans sad”, and so think of Wada Ryuji as an enemy.
Despite Uma Musume Doto's calm and collected depiction, her IRL counterpart was an aggressive horse when racing in his younger days and then eventually mellowed out as he got older
Tldr: Meishou Doto hates TM Opera O, but from his perspective, "TM Opera O" is the jockey, not the horse
Anonymous No.720630665 [Report] >>720630746 >>720630761
I'm tired of weebs making up storylines about horses
Anonymous No.720630746 [Report]
>>720630665
God is a weeb apparently
Anonymous No.720630761 [Report]
>>720630665
Me too. And I play the game.
Anonymous No.720630771 [Report] >>720630937
>>720623885 (OP)
hello neeeeeighbor
Anonymous No.720630819 [Report]
Aren't racehorses mistreated and abused? How could you guys support such an industry?
Anonymous No.720630914 [Report]
>>720630569
Tamamo just needs to play goo goo babies with Creek
Anonymous No.720630937 [Report]
>>720630771
*laughs mildly*