Anonymous
9/14/2025, 12:18:42 PM
No.720628403
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i just unlocked the skirt outfit for maelle and it's suddenly less boring
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 12:19:04 PM
No.720628415
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>>720628473
>>720628280 (OP)
If someone made a video game about your life, it would fail to get funding and get cancelled before release.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 12:20:23 PM
No.720628473
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>>720628415
it would consist of writing emails, going to meetings and shaking hands
are there any games like that
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 12:42:37 PM
No.720629415
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>>720629462
honestly I wish I just watched someone else play it instead of buying it. games a chore, I hate walking into a new area and seeing all the books around I'm going to have to fight in repetitive battles, and managing the luminas and pictos just sucks
>turn based game full of boring ass characters, long drawn out uninteresting cutscenes, and shitty music
Wow who would've thought.
I still have no idea why or how it was shilled so hard but none of it was organic. There is literally nothing good about this game and all the characters in it are ugly as fuck so even the coomer debate is off the table.
i am brainrotted as fuck I can barely keep up in college sometimes I even drift off in conversation when im looking the guy in the eye and even then this game captured and kept my attention for 40 hours
sounds like you got filtered
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 1:00:54 PM
No.720630232
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>>720631435
Name your top 5 games so we can make fun of them
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 1:04:23 PM
No.720630372
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>>720628280 (OP)
gee man that's crazy go play Fortnite or something
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 1:05:47 PM
No.720630428
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>if I get hit by this attack, I take some damage. If I parry this attack, I take no damage and get a small reward
Fun
>if I get hit by this attack, I die. If I parry this attack, I automatically win
Gay
Game turns to pure dogshit after act 1
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 1:08:59 PM
No.720630568
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>>720630695
>>720630482
The OST is garbage and the gameplay is exactly the same as every other turn-based game where you wait a million years to slog your way through a swamp of the same enemies.
>>720630568
Turn based is good though. This shit diluted the beauty of turn based by introducing soulsslop action elements for people with ADHD. At least that's what I see in videos (again, not playing it).
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 1:13:42 PM
No.720630765
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>>720630695
Turn based is good in old games where they could design it without having the nerve to also fill their game with troon-tier cutscenes about shit nobody cares about wasting their time on top of time waste gameplay. UAAAAWN I'm getting bored just thinking about it.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 1:15:05 PM
No.720630828
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>>720630192
>I'm too adhd for human interaction and school but I love playing parryslop!
Is this supposed to be surprising?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 1:22:18 PM
No.720631160
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>>720630695
>This shit diluted the beauty of turn based by introducing soulsslop action elements
Yeah this true. Strategy goes out the window, stats mean little, the parry and dodge elements dictate the battle system more than anything
>>720630232
killer7
we love katamari
dmc3
shadow of the colossus
thief 2
i don't think the game is bad, it's just boring for many of the reasons stated in this thread. the dodge and parry mechanic subtract a lot from the genre. i don't have to strategize or build craft, i can just dodge
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 2:17:58 PM
No.720633674
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>>720631435
why don't you try to play expert without dodging, parrying or jumping once?
it is possible and it is a challenge, which seems something you seem to look for
>inb4 any excuse to not play