Thread 720629407

who was in the wrong here?

Consoletoddlers, not even once...

>>720629407 (OP)
Snoy aside, why would someone own a cat?

>>720629407 (OP)
The sperg who somehow doesn't understand that sudden spastic movements can stress out animals.

>>720629407 (OP)
based cat

>>720629503
Toxoplasmosis infection

>>720629503
cats are unfathomably based

>>720629407 (OP)
Toxotranny moment

>>720629407 (OP)
That mad died after that btw. Nothing funny about it.

it's wild everyone online tells these stories about their cats attacking them, destroying shit, randomly tearing them up in the middle of the night and I've lived with quite a few cats, never once had one do this shit and I think inherently these cats know their owners are pieces of shit not worth respecting

>>720629503
Dirty brown dog paws typed this

>>720630047
Pets mimic their owners. If your pet acts like a nigger, it's probably because you do too.

>>720630047
Never had issues with any of my cats either. All sweethearts.

>>720630047
cats are quite literally the mirror reflection of their owners
if you're a spastic angry retard, your cat is one too
if you're a normal mellow dude, your cat will be one too

>>720630047
I think most of those are indoor cats, staying indoor is making them insane

>>720629407 (OP)
>straight to neck
I know cats are assholes but was this a genuine murder attempt

>>720629407 (OP)
If that were a Switch, /v/ would call for the cat to be killed.

>off-topic thread
based, nigger jannies can kts

>>720630189
I adopted a feral trash hobo cat who lived in the wild all his life, now he just chills on the couch all day and doesn't even want to go outside

>>720629407 (OP)
the snoy

>>720630228
put a cork in it and he's good to go

>>720630228
I've seen tons of gore over the years and I'm kind of numb to it but for some reason I find this one very unsettling.

>>720629407 (OP)
The actual, unironic answer is the cat is trying to pull him away from the perceived source of danger by grabbing his neck as it would a kitten. Obviously that shit ain't working out, but it's a legitimate protective instinct, the cat isn't just being an asshole for no reason.

>>720629890
Toxo is one of those nigger memes that explains why they do something without understanding it, similar to "OH LAHWDY LAWD DAT CRAKA DUN BE WASHIN HIMS CHICKIN HEEEEEL NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH", it's all performative
Toxo doesn't hurt anyone but rats, and in worst cases 2nd trimester fetuses but that's really easy to handle with modern medicine, it literally doesn't even affect a human being who has already been born, but negroes needed an explanation for their innate hatred of animals so they heard some smarty ol science pants guy talk about, "wassat, dems... tox-o-plas-moses? Shiii nigga dassa good excuse nigga I'mma use dats next time I beez cookin mah neighbor's cat nigga, das rite mmmmm hmmm!"

>>720630189
It’s how you treat them like most animals if you can believe it, cats are better off indoors as well.

>>720630426
Gee I wonder who wrote this post

>>720630395
Damn, it's almost like this guy has a brain parasite that causes him to excuse any time a cat attacks him
Crazy

>>720630587
Damn, it's almost like this guy has a brain parasite that causes him to excuse any time a PS4 attacks him
Crazy

>>720630381
probably because you saw a man get murdered in front of his wife and children for no reason other than a tranny's mental illness told xer to do it

>>720630550
cats are not better off indoors, this is a myth popularized by the fact that most people live in inner cities where cats are unsafe outside
but if you live with access to the actual outdoors instead of just your local crack smoker alleyway, cats need outdoor access, they benefit from sunshine and grass and running around and catching vermin

>>720630647
>tranny's mental illness told xer to do it
it's amazing, even when you know nothing about what you're saying, you still choose to talk

why are they like this?

>>720630653
what about fleas ticks and distemper? Does that not exist anymore?

>>720630434
safety glasses work

>>720630434
Toxotranny getting what it deserves desu senpai

>>720630710
cats clean themselves very well and again, if you live in a place that's clean and healthy they rarely get them
you can also treat they for it in the modern world, it's better to have a healthy cat with a few ticks than a sick cat
it's like those paranoid moms who go
>yes my son is very healthy, sure he coughs up blood when he gets a mild cold, is 100 pounds obese, has fifteen mental disorders and can't go out without gloves and a mask on... but look, at least he didn't get cooties in 2nd grade like all the normal kids did! my lifestyle works!

>>720630653
Yeah im just gonna call you a retard and get on with my day you inculcated bumbfuck nowhere living loser

>>720629503
Did you not watch the video? Cats are based.

>>720630160
>Pets mimic their owners. If your pet acts like a nigger, it's probably because you do too.
Yeah they get like this with people who are loud and hyperactive, who let them run totally wild and wrestle with them all the time. They end up in a constant hunter mode.
If you are calm and steady around them consistently then they get used to being calm and peaceful.

>>720629407 (OP)
I was curious so I looked it up and found the original. The guy had substantial injuries, ear nearly ripped off and had to shave half his head like a lesbo.

>>720630653
Yes they are. Cats are the niggers of the ecosystem.

Some cats are just based

>>720630702
Because toxotrannies are subhumans and see themselves below their pets

>>720630791
Cool, say hi to your polycule's members when they come over to sip virgin margaritas in front of your one faux exposed brick wall

>>720630575
Not a fucking nigger that's for damn sure!

>>720630719
lmao
>catfags fw a cat literally shits in their face

Imagine being so weak that you n are afraid of cats.

>>720629407 (OP)
the cat for failing to end the human's suffering

>>720630702
>pitbull defenders cant handle proportionality or judge risk.
im shocked.

>>720630653
>cats need outdoor access
no, they don't. Cats are literally invasive species that lead to extinction of local fauna.

The cat got freaked out because he was screaming and waving a huge thing around. Probably was fighting with the dog shortly before that.

>>720629407 (OP)
did he died

>>720631015
>MR. MITTENS IS JUST A LITTLE GUY IT DOESNT MATTER IF HE TOOK MY EAR OFF AND I CANT SEE OUT OF ONE EYE!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUD!!!
Toxotranny

itt

>>720631092
what do russians have to do with anything ITT?

>>720631081
shitbull nigger.

>>720630653
>inner cities where cats are unsafe outside
Spoken like a true suburbanite. What are eagles, owls, wolves, bears, mountain lions, coyotes, fucking anything bigger than a small dog really?

>>720630829
I don't understand the sacred cow status of dogs and cats especially for breeds like this that not only look ugly but attack their owners

>>720629407 (OP)
God

>>720629407 (OP)
Truly a cat gaming moment.

>>720629503
sexual relieve