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Anonymous No.720634120 >>720634687 >>720634881 >>720636587 >>720637642 >>720637792 >>720637812 >>720637816 >>720637823 >>720640979 >>720643127 >>720651713 >>720654306
worst retcon ever
did kojimbo really think it was a good idea ?
Anonymous No.720634290 >>720636078 >>720637617 >>720637664 >>720639891 >>720643216 >>720644721 >>720647690 >>720647852
Friendly reminder MGS 4 fans are the 2008 equivalent of MCU and Disney Star Wars soi pointers
Anonymous No.720634519 >>720635354
RAAAGGHG LIQUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
Anonymous No.720634687 >>720647775
>>720634120 (OP)
>mother is a huge mary sue that retroactively made every motive in the series revolve around her
>likewise her son Ocelet is an even bigger gary stu who is always 5 steps ahead of everyone
Anonymous No.720634881 >>720637497 >>720637556 >>720642330
>>720634120 (OP)
all MGS games are retarded. If you play them to take them seriously on any level you are sub human low IQ genetic trash

MGS games are played for interesting gameplay while you laugh at how fucken stupid the story is
Anonymous No.720635354
>>720634519
SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE (snaaaake)
Anonymous No.720636078 >>720636484 >>720646839
>>720634290
mgs4 is infinitely kino once you realize the entire plot was just an excuse to reunite snake's japanese voice actor with his father
Anonymous No.720636484 >>720636548 >>720639654
>>720636078
GILDED SARRR
UPDOOTED
IM CRYING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL PESRON OMGGG
IMAGINE THE WORLD IF THERE WERE ONLY MORE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU
UUHHHHUHUEEEEEAAAAHHH
Anonymous No.720636506 >>720636587
The whole thing was stupid. It was stupid that Liquid could control a man through his arm. Then it was even more stupid that it wasn't actually Liquid controlling a man through his arm.
Anonymous No.720636548
>>720636484
kek mgs4tards do be like that
Anonymous No.720636587 >>720636878
>>720634120 (OP)
>>720636506
You people are stupid. He really was possessed by Liquid that's why he had to replace it with the metal arm but saw an advantage in pretending to be possessed so used hypnosis and nanomachines to keep the ruse going

Nothing was retconned
Anonymous No.720636878 >>720637048 >>720637276
>>720636587
1) Big Boss explicitly says that it's not actually possible to possess people and that it was a ruse the whole time.
2) The "advantage" gained from this is fucking retarded (The Patriots killed Liquid already, so they'll just... Let him access his AI because they underestimate him)
Stop defending MGS 4. You just look stupid doing it.
Anonymous No.720637048 >>720637134
>>720636878
no he didn't
Anonymous No.720637134 >>720637439
>>720637048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqRNO1zQx_Y#t=5m27s

You can try to headcanon into not being retarded as much as you want. But that's all it is. Headcanon.
Anonymous No.720637276 >>720637361 >>720642495
>>720636878
Except if you download the encyclopedia DLC it literally says that's exactly what happened.
Anonymous No.720637361 >>720637675
>>720637276
>An encyclopedia database DLC takes precedence over Big Boss's words at the retarded half hour post-credits of the game.
The absolute STATE of MGS 4
Anonymous No.720637389 >>720637542 >>720637636 >>720637648 >>720641082
>another thread of secondaries who weren't there bashing mgs4
people who hate on mgs4 are too retarded to set up rpcs3 or weren't there to experience it in its 20fps ps3 glory
on release the game was universally acclaimed
similar to mgs5 with the only major complaint being that the game was clesrly unfinished
the only shit game in the franchise was twin snakes
Anonymous No.720637439 >>720637817
>>720637134
doesn't sound like "possession is impossible, ghosts aren't real" to me
also what he says there directly contradicts pic related
Anonymous No.720637497
>>720634881
I play them in japanese, i don t even understand who s is who, for me you play the same guy as the first one on playstation. Never played MGS2 because it wasn t the same guy. I don t give a fuck about the story.
Anonymous No.720637542
>>720637389
Nah. Suck Adam Sessler's cock about it. It was universally acclaimed by journos, but so is Last of Us Part 2.
And >we were literally shitting on the retarded Big Boss twist before the game was even out.
Anonymous No.720637556
>>720634881
>MGS games are played for interesting gameplay while you laugh at how fucken stupid the story is
The problem with this statement is the only MGS game with actual gameplay and more of it than cutscenes is V, which arguably is the least retarded one.
Anonymous No.720637617 >>720637739
>>720634290
Nah, if it was committee driven slop like those, it would've been infinitely more bland and simplistic. Say what you will about Kojima, but the man has a singular vision and he is absolutely willing to inflict that on everyone around him. He's more like Lucas than Disney.
Anonymous No.720637636
>>720637389
>on release the game was universally acclaimed
You may have noticed many great works are universally derided and shat on at release. When something is first released, people are blinded and stupid. Critical reception clarifies over the years. "It was acclaimed when it came out, you had to be there" means less than nothing.
Anonymous No.720637642 >>720637731 >>720637978 >>720637989 >>720646036 >>720654426
>>720634120 (OP)
It was a real waste of potential of not having Liquid fully return. Eli is David's twin, who equally had his own military prowess.
Criminally underutilized by Kojumbo.
Anonymous No.720637648
>>720637389
It wasn't, though. It was shat on and already treated as inferior to the trilogy and the apologists were coping that it was just people that couldn't afford a PS3
Anonymous No.720637664
>>720634290
sounds like all of MGS (2+)
Anonymous No.720637675
>>720637361
Yeah, Kojimbo is a shitty writer.
Anonymous No.720637731
>>720637642
>equally
Nah, he was a seething britbong loser.
Anonymous No.720637739 >>720654606
>>720637617
MGS4 was basically written by committee. The few things that were Kojima's vision were barely an actual presence of the plot (Mainly the Old Snake and War Economy shit which ultimately don't amount to anything). The actual meat of the game is fanservice galore for all the beloved wacky characters and areas and mechs that you can point at when you recognize.
Anonymous No.720637792
>>720634120 (OP)
It's not even the worst retcon in mgs
By a long shot
Anonymous No.720637812 >>720638327
>>720634120 (OP)
I liked how retarded it was and how it didn't feel out of place in a game full of stupid twists like 2, then the attempt to explain it in 3 why it even happened win the first place with The Sorrow, then 4 kinda just retconned it and made it full retard.
Anonymous No.720637816
>>720634120 (OP)
A shit ton of MGS2 was retconned, as he decided he "went too far in a few places", especially the Liquid arm thing and Vamp being an actual vampire. Vamp's depowering is the most noticeable thing.
Anonymous No.720637817 >>720638214
>>720637439
It's literally the same thing.
Anonymous No.720637823 >>720637954
>>720634120 (OP)
When they said the phrase β€œBig Mama” I knew I was playing a huge joke.
Anonymous No.720637940
It really is incredible how MGS 1, 2 and 3 are all excellent games with excellent stories that all bring something to the table and then MGS4 is just absolutely valueless slop that is neither a good game nor has a good story (But has more story than any of the other games)
Anonymous No.720637954 >>720638040
>>720637823
You got through the previous 3 games and "Big Mama" is what pushed you over the edge?
Anonymous No.720637978
>>720637642
We need a Liquid spin off set in the 90s where he builds his reputation. Maybe a more action, shooter style game.
>ywn play Metal Gear Liquid
Anonymous No.720637989
>>720637642
Memetically it is him though. MGS1 and MGS2 both endlessly lectured you about how genetics isn't the end all be all for a person's identity and how you can continue on living as an idea or a concept. Virtually nothing changes at all plot-wise if it actually is Liquid.
Anonymous No.720638040
>>720637954
Gaslight
Anonymous No.720638139
The real shame of 4 is that they actually did manage to improve on the shooting and stealth, the core gameplay, quite a bit, but it's hard to care because the game is 50% cutscenes and 25% gimmick sections and there's not much room left for the actual core gameplay.
Anonymous No.720638184
big mama's house
Anonymous No.720638214
>>720637817
technologically it isn't possible but he didn't say anything about spiritually
Anonymous No.720638327 >>720638584 >>720638584
>>720637812
>then the attempt to explain it in 3 why it even happened win the first place with The Sorrow
Explain
Anonymous No.720638386
Solid Snake and Otacon with their daughter Sunny is the best depiction of a gay relationship in a video game.
Anonymous No.720638441
>A man cant be an actual vampire
>But a man CAN be reincarnated as a flaming spectre by a kid with psychic powers
Anonymous No.720638584 >>720639238 >>720639452
>>720638327
>>720638327
The Sorrow can communicate with dead soldiers and learning stuff about them by temporarily letting them posses him, The Sorrow is Ocelot's father, it was supposed to be a its actually "le supernatural possession" in a setting where it was semi-elaborated to be nanomachines. I haven't beat MGS3 since the original release on PS2 so I might have that wrong in some places, any MGS autists itt can correct me.
Anonymous No.720638687
>he never played MGO2 with /v/ros
That's how you spot a newfag btw.
Anonymous No.720639238 >>720639452
>>720638584
anon. the boss and the sorrow's kid was mantis. not liquid.
Anonymous No.720639395
The idea mgs4 had in concept of having 2 factions at war with each other while you in the middle sneak between both of them was cool. I wish they had made all the chapters like that. The online mode that had 1 person play as snake while the other players were on either sides of the factions was cool too.
Anonymous No.720639452 >>720640031
>>720638584
I dont think that liquid arm / sorrow ability connection is ever made.
Wasn't it some self hypnosis shit or was that already mgs4-reasoning?
>>720639238
kek
Anonymous No.720639654
>>720636484
I do be like that when playing MGS4 on the PS3.
Anonymous No.720639673 >>720639785
Anonymous No.720639785 >>720640040
>>720639673
This is why I only play as a female character
Anonymous No.720639891 >>720640031 >>720640442 >>720642491
>>720634290
Meryl marrying Poopypants Man was Gadget fucks a fly tier
Anonymous No.720640031 >>720640425 >>720642437
>>720639452
>Wasn't it some self hypnosis shit or was that already mgs4-reasoning?
The self-hypnosis thing didn't come up till 4 I think, to fool the Patriots' AI making it think he was still possessed while not having to be a pro-actor was probably his best choice (in my mind how Kojima would see it) I dunno its still a very hilarious roundabout way to write a twist but I think other anons share that sentiment as evidenced by the thread so its not a hot take at all.

>>720639891
Mr and Mrs Smith make out scene.
Anonymous No.720640040
>>720639785
T. ranny
Anonymous No.720640425 >>720642508
>>720640031
I think ocelot kinda just needed a new hand and kojima went with the overall mystery supernatural mgs2 theme.
Anonymous No.720640442
>>720639891
Maryl wanted a sissy man to dominate after all the rough and demeaning sex Solid has put her through.
Anonymous No.720640598 >>720640729 >>720640941 >>720640969
Is Johnny technically a Big Boss clone as well? Weren’t all the Genome soldiers Big Boss clones or something? Also how did Johnny get away with not taking nanomachines?
Anonymous No.720640729 >>720640821
>>720640598
Genome soldiers were all failures and gained no advantage from the therapy.
>Also how did Johnny get away with not taking nanomachines?
Because he had the same old non-networked version of them that Solid had. They can't be replaced.
Anonymous No.720640735
Why did Drebin have a pet Monkey? That shit was funny as fuck when the Monkey would be smoking cigarettes and drinking coke and shit.
Anonymous No.720640821 >>720640990
>>720640729
But Meryl would have had them too no? She was part of the Shadow Moses group she just didnt go along with it.
Anonymous No.720640863
adulthood is realising revengeance unironically has a less retarded and childish plot than the rest of the MG games
Anonymous No.720640941
>>720640598
Calling him a "Clone" of Big Boss is too far, but he does have a bit of Big Boss in him, via the Genome Therapy.
Anonymous No.720640969 >>720641159 >>720641454
>>720640598
He never took the vaccine due to his fear of needles iirc
Anonymous No.720640979 >>720641073
>>720634120 (OP)
>Genius Kojimbus take his idea from Simpson episodes
Who could have guessed
Anonymous No.720640990
>>720640821
She was a rookie in Foxhound. She was supposed to go through the therapy but never did. She got nanomachines when she started to work for the UN.
Anonymous No.720641073 >>720642779
>>720640979
I believe you, but which one?
Anonymous No.720641082
>>720637389
only retards hate twin snakes
that shit is kino
Anonymous No.720641159 >>720641356 >>720641373
>>720640969
Well yeah but how did he get away with doing that when he would have been forced to get it by the military doctors
Anonymous No.720641340
>Fox is the highest rank in Foxhound
>Liquid who was a tryhard that wanted to surpass BB and Solid only ever managed to score a Snake title
Explain.
Anonymous No.720641356
>>720641159
No idea, its a reference I'm assuming to how some soldiers refused dodgy medications at times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DQU5Izf4YU
Anonymous No.720641373
>>720641159
The fucker lived through Shadow Moses, I'm pretty sure Big Shell, and Liquid Ocelot's Endless War Extravaganza.
Given the chance, he could have been the Henchman 21 of Metal Gear. Probably wind up behind the wheel of one of the damned things.
Anonymous No.720641454
>>720640969
The gene therapy was a replacement of your marrow. It's not a simple vax.
Anonymous No.720642152
delta is a perfect way to start rebooting the series but konami is lazy. Keep liquid alive and go from there.
Anonymous No.720642214 >>720642308 >>720642425 >>720642483 >>720642530 >>720642708 >>720642824 >>720643147
I want (You), knowledgeable anons, to rank MGS.
NO RETARDS ALLOWED
Hideo Kojima No.720642308
>>720642214
I love them all like my children. Les Enfant Terribles.
Anonymous No.720642330
>>720634881
BASED.
Anonymous No.720642425
>>720642214
Metal Gear Rising Revengeance > MGS2 >Everything else
Anonymous No.720642437
>>720640031
>Mr and Mrs Smith make out scene.
I had blocked this memory. Holy fuck MGS4 is so bad.
Anonymous No.720642483
>>720642214
Acid 2 > Ghost Babel > literal dogshit >>> everything else
Anonymous No.720642491 >>720642712
>>720639891
Who else was she gonna end up with?
Anonymous No.720642495
>>720637276
Am pretty sure sure the MGS4 encyclopedia went defunq once peace came into the picture
Anonymous No.720642508 >>720642990
>>720640425
I'd take Merryl fucking Ocelots brains out over Johnny
Anonymous No.720642530 >>720643605
>>720642214
MGS2>MGS3>MGS5>MGS1>ACID2>PO>Survive>GB>Graphic Novel>MGS4>PW>ACID1
Anonymous No.720642694 >>720642774
Why poop pants though? Why does not taking the nanos make him poop his pants?
Anonymous No.720642708
>>720642214
2>1>3>huge fucking gap>another huge fucking gap>pw=4>moldinfested dogshit with piss on it>V
The rest are whatever. Never played ghost babel.
Anonymous No.720642712
>>720642491
With Hal
Anonymous No.720642720
What if gray fox chopped off ocelots cock then he'd have to use liquids cock and then he'd have to say "I live on, through this cock!" When he first appears in mgs2

You're drowning in cum! I know what it's like brother!
Anonymous No.720642774
>>720642694
It's a family related genetic issue. His grandfather is in MGS3 and has the same problems.
Anonymous No.720642779
>>720641073
Treehouse of Horror IX first part: Hell Toupee
Anonymous No.720642824 >>720643131
>>720642214
MGS3>MGS5>MGS1>MGS2>MGS4
The soul of MGS is all of the small secrets and quirks both in gameplay systems and codec calls.
Anonymous No.720642830
I don't rank the metal gear games. I like them all
I simply play them and enjoy them
Anonymous No.720642990
>>720642508
We all do anon. Like, you couldn't even shit harder on mgs if you tried.
Anonymous No.720643127
>>720634120 (OP)
It's obviously not the same arm in mgs4 so what's the retcon? He got possessed in 2 by Liquid's forearm, then between the games cut it off all the way up at the shoulder and replaced it with that new one, then mumbojumbo'd himself to think he was still possessed as part of his plan.
Anonymous No.720643131
>>720642824
>MGS5
>small secrets and quirks both in gameplay systems and codec call
Anon, are you trying to trick me into a reply you humongous imbecile?
Anonymous No.720643147 >>720643346 >>720643415 >>720643605 >>720643824
>>720642214
Variations not withstanding, so no distinction between PS1 and Twin Snakes-
3=2>PW>V even though it's a mess>4>1
1 is the worst, but it's not bad it's just simplistic.
4 at least has polished gameplay and that kickass final battle.
V's gameplay is probably the best of the series, and the story is good it's just missing a few pages from the book, like Eli's fate and whatever the fuck was going on with the jeep ride with Skull Face.
2's gameplay was 1 but better in every regard, and has the message at the end that's becoming more true every day.
3 has 2's gameplay but better in every regard, and it's story while not a poignant, is a solid foundation to rebuild everything in the series off of.
I admit I might be placing PW a little high because I like seeing Big Boss in his prime, before everything went screwy.
Anonymous No.720643216
>>720634290
I'm a mgs4 fan because mgs4 came with mgo2
Anonymous No.720643346
>>720643147
I literally wrote NO RETARDS ALLOWED, yet you still made your post.
Anonymous No.720643415
>>720643147
Here's that fucking image I was looking for.
Anonymous No.720643503 >>720643624 >>720643698
Kojima made Solid Snake suffer too much.
Anonymous No.720643605 >>720643716 >>720643759 >>720648716
>>720642530
>MGS5 over Peace Walker
Peace Walker is the better game. MGSV was somehow a massive step back from a fucking PSP game
>>720643147
MGS4 is just a nostalgia trip over MGS1. Stop seething and just get used to the fixed camera
Anonymous No.720643624
>>720643503
At least he had a normal childhood.
Anonymous No.720643698
>>720643503
>SOLIDU SNAKU IS NOT A REARU PERSONU UNLIKE BIG BOSSU
Anonymous No.720643716 >>720644167
>>720643605
>Peace Walker is the better game.
Go replay PW. It's a tedious slog with boring map design and shitty timers.
Anonymous No.720643759
>>720643605
>MGS4 is just a nostalgia trip over MGS1
Yeah that's kinda why it's ranked so low.
Still want a replica of Mount Snakemore.
Anonymous No.720643824
>>720643147
>that mgs2 take
You didn't get it and you prob didn't even play it.
Anonymous No.720644167
>>720643716
But you can kill Kojima in PW
Anonymous No.720644721 >>720644957
>>720634290
MGS2 was my first ps2 game and I loved it so fucking much as a kid, that I was even somewhat disappointed when 3 came out and it wasn't a direct sequel. Still really enjoyed 3 for what it was.
When 4 was announced I was so unbelievably hyped. I thought it might be about Snake going against the "Patriots" and rescuing Olga's son (translation error I guess but whatever). Then I saw Old Snake and I thought okay, cool I guess.
And then I played the game and I can't even tell you how fucking much I hated every aspect of it. All the memberberries were aimed at me and they were FUCKING RETARDED. Nanomachines everwhere. One stems from Zero, zero what the fuck. Old dudes CQC'ing. Raiden as the fucking cyborg ninja. Vamp... nanomachines.
I masturbated to the antagonist girls whose names I can't even remember, that's the only good thing I can say about that piece of shit. MGS4 opened my eyes to Kojimbo's retardation when given full direct control and I've looked at him with disdain every since.
Anonymous No.720644957 >>720645420
>>720644721
Just curious, What was your reaction when you picked "I like MGS2" before starting 3
Anonymous No.720645420 >>720645921
>>720644957
Made him start with a Raiden mask right? I think I was probably just confused, but that's par for the course with Kojimbo games. I remember being extremely confused after the tanker section while playing as Raiden on my first MGS2 playthrough. Especially since they referred to him as Snake initially. So I probably had that same sort of reaction.
It happened over 20 years ago though so I can't say for certain.
Anonymous No.720645921 >>720647796
>>720645420
Yeah the Raikov mask easter egg which was Kojima being cheeky saying "Look I put him int this game too LOL"
>I think I was probably just confused, but that's par for the course with Kojimbo games.
That's kinda more a of a joke for veteran fans who had played since 1 im guessing (3 was my first as well but on the PS2)
Anonymous No.720646036
>>720637642
I know Kojima has said he regrets killing Liquid in 1 which is why he comes back as an arm in 2 and the hypno shit in 4 but I dont know why he didnt just bullshit him back to life anyway if he still wanted him as the big bad
Big Boss already died and came back to life fucking twice (Venom isnt canon fuck you)
Anonymous No.720646346 >>720646564 >>720654049
V sucks more than 4. Its so boring. There isnt even any proper boss fights. As bad as the boss fights in 4 were at least it had boss fights like 1,2 and 3. Even Portable OPs had proper boss fights.
Anonymous No.720646526
4 wraps back around to being kino because of how retarded it was. It's half the reason MGR exists
Anonymous No.720646564 >>720647594
>>720646346
Would it be so hard for Xof to have this team of dudes to fuck you up? Quiet could ahve been one of them.
Anonymous No.720646839
>>720636078
Not finna lie that IS a bit kino.
Kojima weirdly respects the Japanese cast even though they're not hollywood
Anonymous No.720647594
>>720646564
Yeah Skull face should have had a team of bosses and he himself should have been a boss fight
Anonymous No.720647690
>>720634290
Why do tards pretend the writing in the other MGS games were any better?
Anonymous No.720647775
>>720634687
He has flaws though (he is homosexual)
Anonymous No.720647796 >>720648710
>>720645921
I thought putting Raiden as Raikov in game was like he is an actor playing different role. Like some movie directors have same cast for different movies.
Anonymous No.720647852
>>720634290
>Things in a franchise contain the same characters or elements
Truly shocking
Anonymous No.720648138
Name a better video game bromance than Snake and Otacon
Anonymous No.720648710
>>720647796
More than likely too as well seeing as Kojumbo is a huge /tv/fag actors will usually get employed by the same directors to do different role if they feel comfortable with each other.
Anonymous No.720648716
>>720643605
REX versus RAY is pure kino, as is the last fight on Outer Haven.
Anonymous No.720648884
I FELT MGS4 ENDED the story in a alright way. It closed the threads and let the story end without any need for cliff hangers or retarded shit. The game was alright not very good, definitely the worst mgs game
Anonymous No.720651713
>>720634120 (OP)
Didn't Japanese Ocelot die so they made it so it was Ocelot all along to honor him?
Anonymous No.720654049 >>720654457
>>720646346
how were the skull dudes and dudettes, quiet and sahelanthropus not bosses?
Anonymous No.720654306
>>720634120 (OP)
I believe in both cases the entire arm/hypno thing is meant to mock the audience and the series and characters in general.
Anonymous No.720654426
>>720637642
Kojima himself said all the time that Liquid was underutilized and wasted and yet never brought him back full despite the MGS universe having plenty of ways to get him back easily. Instead he does the fucking arm thing.
Anonymous No.720654457
>>720654049
I think he means a proper squad like FOXHOUND or Cobra
Anonymous No.720654606
>>720637739
The game is clearly full of contempt for the fans and series though and it's really one of Kojima's most personal entries in the series, how was it any more written by committee than the other games which often had lots of contributions and ideas from the team as well as co-writers