Thread 720658532

Now that the dust has settled, Alpine or Mesa?

>>720658532 (OP)
i much prefer alpine

>>720658532 (OP)
>Alpine day
I fucking hate Alpine, I wish we only played Mesa.
>Mesa day
I fucking hate Mesa, I wish we only played Alpine.

Alpine is much easier, as long as seed is not fucked to have only outer climbing when you are always exposed to wind
Mesa requires too much food, is bitch to climb, and at Ascent 7 is super bitch both during night and day

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243898891155/76561197998390536

12 scouts enter, hopefully 12 scouts leave.
Chaotic Trials AND Item Randomizer are in effect. You do not need to have the mods, just your NERVES OF STEEL.

https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/KinTheInfinite/KinsChaoticTrials/

Do not use the Cheater's Compass if you find it or you crash.

Who is this guy and why is he posted so much in these threads?

>>720660071
he climbs

>>720660071
he is the main character

>>720658532 (OP)
I hate both. I hate this game. I love Peak.

>>720659280
4/12

>>720659280
>>720660727
I'm #4, got no mic so I'll get the textchat mod and rejoin

holy shit i hate the fucking grab physics. got grabbed on a weird ledge and slingshot along the bottom of a rock

>>720660071
hes the doc
for real tho hes one of the 4 original scouts when the PEAK threads started a couple of weeks ago and got the title of the main character because hes that helpful in lobbies

>>720660945
>makes you lunge 5 times over stealing all of your bonus stamina

>>720658532 (OP)
I prefer Alpine, due to it not being as long as Mesa, but to be totally honest, I'd rather have both following one another

>>720660071
That's John Peak from Peak.

Good peaking everybody. Today's alpine was some fucked up shit.

>>720660071
the FUARKING hero of /v/eak

>>720662302
the FUARKING villain
https://files.catbox.moe/3or2ws.mp4

I wanted to post a funny video a friend took, but I don't really want to dox their names either.
Maybe I should learn editing software.

Shoutout to the retard who stole the flare from my bag towards the end, and then went and died, when I carried it the entire run without issue.

>>720658532 (OP)
Mesa any day.
Alpine fucking blows.

GG boys

Lobby?

My cannon placement was tight, accurate, real perfection. Optimal angle. Optimal distance. Optimal fuse.
If any part of you is not alligned symetrically in the canon, you will go at an angle though, say your right foot is jutted out, your body will go the same way and miss, goes for any odd part. If you missed, maybe you should become more aerodynamic or just don't die! I use those bad boys all the time, i personally survive atleast 73% of all launches, 100% successfully.

>>720658532 (OP)
Lots of people made it up this ascent 6 lobby, without lootmodifier or anything (but 1 mellow fo everyone)

>>720663671
fuuuuuuuuuck I couldn't get the recording of pink getting shot off the bridge to the kiln

>>720663648
the cannon was as good as it gets, but the physics are just really inconsistent

if you stand on one side of the cannonwall (i think it was the left side) you go 100% farther. Shits fucked, i bet even your idle stance (arms) make a difference

what if you could reach the highest point in your life
but god said
HUNGY

>>720663878
I would eat god

>>720663878
I would find the cutest scout and eat him

>>720663648
The scout cannon has a wombo combo of two bad issues that make it extremely finicky to use. It is hard to correctly get both feet into the cannon itself, which means you get launched at an angle and you cannot light the fuse once you are correctly positioned inside the cannon. If you could light the fuse while inside, the positioning issue would not be a problem and if you could position yourself quickly and easily then the fuse would not be a problem. It is only because both of these issues exist at the same time do they become an actual problem.

>>720659280
invites not working

>>720665294
Old lobby, they already peaked.
>>720663671

Lobby somewhere or should I just go to sleep

>>720665523
Just go to sleep, sleep is important.

always help your fellow scoots up a ledge. you don't know how little stamina they might have

>>720665790
I think a cool idea would be if we could make a chain of scouts, that way three scouts could chain downwards to grab a scout that has low stamina.

>>720665082
its also hard to judge the angle (scrollwheel) since you need to look at the darn ground from up close, making you almost blind

>>720666314
>scrollwheel
I've been playing with a controller, is it better with m+kb?

>>720665923
you can stand on heads and make a tower if you crouch. if you crouch jump you boost people up. If you do both of these at once funny things happen.

Boost someone then receive a hand from the person you boosted up

>>720666314
>its also hard to judge the angle
That part is simply a skill issue, you get better the more cannons you place.

>>720666439
can't say, but i doubt any game exists that has less precise controls with kbm. anything else is cope.

also as far as settings go, get the mod nospaceclimb to disable spaceclimbing and only leftclickclimb. Also set FOV to 75 and bonus FOV while climbing to 0.

>>720666795
Technically brain computer interfaces are more precise, but you need surgery to put a chip into your brain so I would call that an outlier.

Goodnight all, was fun even when I wasn't able to eat one you guys.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243908574989/76561198087203165
Peak, 6 People, Ascent 4 (Probably), Otherwise vanilla

Do we want another "Funny events" lobby or do we want another basic lobby?

>>720666795
>any game exists that has less precise controls with kbm
What about fighting sticks

>>720667223
Nevermind, I instead joined this lobby that was posted a second before my post.
>>720667221

>>720667221
Full already??

>>720667223
funny events was the most fun ive had in /v/ peak in a while
would definitely join a game when i am able

>some players have 0 patience for helping others up and just zoom to the top
>players reach the top
>sit around doing nothing for 20 minutes straight
>realize people are dying and need help
>they FINALLY start going down to help right as everyone is dying off from not knowing the path everyone else took
>waste a bunch of resources looking for no one after spending so long doing literally nothing besides alt-tabbing
what drives people to do stuff like this?

>>720667697
yeah this is amazing

>>720667928
>what drives people to do stuff like this?

Either
>A) Dumb-fuck hosts who don't provide enough marshmallows (or just items/drops in general) for increased player count servers
>B) Evil fuckers who also race to the top and eat all the marshmallows to screw everyone else over

Mostly it's A, but I have seen B more than once.

>>720667697
>>720667952
Reminds me of playing RoR with /v/ 8 years ago
How often are there threads with lobbies, is it mostly on weekends?

>>720667928
Sometimes people take way too long and end up wiping from cold or hunger. later in the game, especially Alpine the Longer you take to climb the worse it gets. Better to have someone left to revive everyone than to get wiped by a blizzard. If you’re just going off on your own and not talking though idk why not play solo.

I need a BIG lobby and i need it NOW

>>720669907
BBL

>>720659280
gg I'm surprised I only died once. But someone did have to save my ass at the Shore after a tumbleweed sent me flying back to the bottom.

>>720659280
Good climb, boys.

For everyone who just PEAK'd, what events did you like/dislike? Gonna start tweaking the settings of the mod.

>>720670262
>green staring directly at the flare tip

>>720670336
Bugebroken.

We die together

>>720670659
so romantic...

>Have a desperate plan, everyone barring one person who went another route is relying on it working
>Get given a rope, eat a lollipop to reach to the top of an edge
>Snowstorm hits halfway through
>Desperately try to tie down a 10M rope before I pass out
>Fail, fall off the mountain and die
I hate alpines!

>>720670336
is there a way to actually turn up the frequency of events? feels like certain ones like dynamite didn't show up too often

>>720671363
Yes, you just need to edit the CONFIG file

>>720670336
It feels like it was just a tornado+tumbleweed bonanza and everything else was just a non-issue.

>>720671504
i'd say just turn up event frequency then. feels like we got off kinda easy with the events aside from the tornadoes near the end

>>720671363
Tornadoes, all the time, regardless of biome

>>720670336
Tornades are trash. They're confined to Mesa for good reason, unless you're in Tropics and know to hold onto vines it's just a random bullshit death when it decides to come your way.

>>720672146
>tornadoes in the kiln

>>720672146
>>720672285
DO IT

A mod that swaps tornadoes and tumbleweeds.
You have tiny tornados that target where you're gonna go, and a giant tracking tumbleweed that randomly spawns and tries to fuck you up.

>>720672258
Can tornadoes not pull you out of vines? I'm pretty sure I tried that and it didn't work.

>>720672285
I feel like you'd mostly just get thrown against the wall. Tornadoes in the caldera though would be legit nightmare mode

>>720672698
>a pillar of lava spinning around pulling all the stone platforms around the stage to new positions
would be so sick

where lobby

>>720673671
lobby...
shinda...

do you need to have anything unlocked to join lobbies? just bought the game yesterday and the furthest i made it was the snow zone on my first and only attempt

>>720673841
nope
a lot of mods are clientside if you want them but you don't need them to join

>>720674237
The fate of the Cyan...

>>720674237
Buge can't catch a break

>>720667221
We have peaked

>>720673841
Nah just be mindful that we tend to play on higher difficulties so try not to get too frustrated if you join an Ascent 6/7 and immediately die. Ascent 4 or less is generally chill, though.

doko doko lobby lobby

>>720674237
I can't tell if Buge is good or bad at this game.

patch notes: lobbies are now exclusively owned by purples

>>720674760
Some context for that scene.
She was struggling to do a climb, so I decided to give her honey. But before I went down, she fucked off down some tunnel. And before I figured out which tunnel, well.. you can see what happened.
She was literally trying to do a climb that was maybe 3 times more difficult, and fatally dangerous if failed. The speed at which she zips down is hilarious.

>>720675242
>sees white
>assumes they'll be able to walk on it
When will people learn that Alpine has fuck you terrain and the ground changing doesn't mean it's a ledge?

lobby soon

lobby hoshi....

lobby NOW
8 players, 2x loot.
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243917544225/76561198018285433

>>720675949
nigga make that 1.25x

>>720676051
2x is fine if you want to have an easier game.

>>720675949
nigga make that 0.5x

>>720675949
full

the lobbies all fill so fast... i just can't compete

make a bigger lobby please

Can't find a lobby? Host one yourself!
Please remember to add the maximum number of players and any important mod info to your post.

empty...
lobby...
doko...
...ack

>>720676845
I would do this if I was still living in the US.

>>720676845
problem is I would host but no one would join and I would feel embarrassed

>>720677458
anon last lobby >>720675949 was filled in 2 minutes its prime US and late EU hours
if youre afraid of that host 6 or even 4 man lobbies

>>720667697
And so it shall be!
8 Players max, item mult at 1.25, wacky events engaged! Due to
>>720671967
Criticism, I have increased how often events spawn. Default is 60 seconds, lowered to 45 seconds.
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243920083643/76561198035092830

>>720679375
5/8

Why are these threads so scared of making lobbies? I never see any posted.

>>720681202
well anon, why don't you make one yourself?

>>720675949
Sorry I couldn't play it out. Here's me falling though
https://files.catbox.moe/ep1m9o.mp4

>>720681714
Make a tier list of the colors most likely to help you versus the ones that actively try to kill you.

>>720681202
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243922408639/76561198112389120
12 scouts, accent 4, vanilla island

The chain bug....

>>720681752
how is this catbox loading so fast

its so nyover

did hosts's puter shat itself?

we were so close brehs

fucking PEAK

I was this close to the Naturalist badge...

Average green experience

is there a way to manifest antidote through sheer willpower?

>>720681752
I love yellow's head tracking you when you fell, its ludo

>>720682240
>will help you
yellow
orange
lime
>50/50
blue
cyan
pink
>will kill you
green
purple
red

>>720682829
>is incinerated food still good?
>no
>i already ate it and pass out going 'oh'

rip lobby but have this sick cannon shot

n-new lobby.....

Even in death they shrug

>>720683216
that was pretty sick

WANTED 4 MURDER

REWARD: 10,000 BUCKS

>>720684218
cute murderer

>>720684536
Remember if you cutely murder someone then the jury will never charge you guilty.

>>720679375
i've gotten raped by a tornado like 5 different times

any not full lobbies up

>>720684218
does it count as murder if it's self defense?

>>720679375
7/8

>>720685972
can u go 10 people?

WANG PLS DIE BREH

Dear wang, please quit and rejoin or kill yourself
Love
the 7 scouts at the campfire starving

>>720686291
i figured as much but i couldnt find anything to kill myself on lol

Sorry you never got to play wang, it is rough out here

>tornado grabbed literally everyone and threw them into lava
gg boys

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243920083643/76561198035092830
Max 8

>>720686884
>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243920083643/76561198035092830
vanilla? event mode?

>>720686914
Full

Heaven.

Did you guys know that you can actually just go outside and climb a mountain in real life? You can even do it with your friends.

>>720687274
>go climb a mountain
>run into a bear
>die
Yeah great idea

>>720687274
can i also eat them

>>720687335
bear spray is 20 dollars pussy

>>720687274
yeah but i can only kill my friends once

new item idea:
normal variant of cursed skull that kills you when you use it and does nothing else

>>720682242
Spazzing has been so crazy today. I'm willing to bed it's the reconnect and catch up mod. It's not made for more than 4 players.

>>720682242
Go on without me... I'm stuck in limbo

good game I guess

>>720682242
BETRAYAL

>>720682594
>almost got it again
>fucking niggers rush to the top of Kiln and call the chopper while everyone is still in it
Update to let us kill people irl through the game when?

>>720689130
of course the :3 mouth is running around with live bombs in the fucking airport

Tough climb boys, so sad only two of us made it out

>>720689234
Joke's on you, we all had flares and would catch the next chopper anyway

>>720687646
>come across a bear
>try to spray it
>accidentally spray myself
>bear laughs at me
>knocks me out and steals my clothes
>assumes my identity
>forced to live its life out in the mountain
Thanks a lot asshole

>>720689234
I always die in Caldara, maybe I'm just trash

Getting Risk of Rain vibes from these threads.

Climb on /v/rothers

>>720689639
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Never trust a yellow

>>720689865
I may have gone a little too far in a few places

>>720690070
A new name added to the list.

RIP

>>720668397
>>720689720
It'll only be RoR once we get our own MarielX

HOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>>720691312
Do not speak that name in my presence ever again. I used to host RoR lobbies and had to learn how to range ban Mexico because of that retard and it turns out he's also in OTHER threads

>>720691312
>>720691757
I only know that faggot from the drawthreads

>>720691843
He's a retarded griefer is all you need to know. Genuinely mentally unwell and should be avoided

how hard is this game to learn
I'm afraid of being a burden

>>720693053
nothing in this game is very complex if at all

>>720692786
hes just like me frfr

>>720693053
Don't worry, if you end up being a burden I get dopamine by being able to assist you. So it all evens out in the end really.

>>720679375
absolutely deranged run, gg boys

lobby dok

>>720693053
You press left-click and w to go up. That's really about it. The actual skill is knowing when a climb is possible or not and when to back down to find a new route. Most people die from either being greedy or just RNG from the environment. In these lobbies it's not uncommon for half the lobby to die in a biome so you'll just join the club. I played earlier and was dead more than I was alive but sometimes that's how it is

Scout feet

>>720693641
>died less than 100m from the peak
fug gg's

>>720693641
https://files.catbox.moe/jwndad.mp4

>>720693974
RIP wang, he was jerked from us too soon.

>>720691757
It's wild that someone else from those threads is still here, and is playing this. I guess we really are here forever. I was checking a /vm/ thread a few days ago because I was thinking about playing with people there, and then I saw that faggot posting there. I see him around now and then, but seeing him in the thread for a game I wanted to play gave me PTSD.
>>720691843
So any time he joined a /v/ RoR lobby, he would perform a glitch that was exclusive to one character that would let him permanently increase his speed as much as he wanted, and then he would go around the map and jew every single fucking item that he could.
People hated him so much that in every single thread people would post an infographic that doxxed him, had proof that he puts fucking ketchup on steak, and had a guide on how to rangeban the entirety of Mexico. People would also post gore of his shitty OC just to try to upset him too. God I hate that fucker.

>>720694142
>and had a guide on how to rangeban the entirety of Mexico.
Imagine being so hated that you as an individual got your entire country rangebanned.

LOBBY

DOKO

>>720677458
Cute

>>720694142
>It's wild that someone else from those threads is still here
different anon here but i used to lurk around those threads every now and then cause i liked seeing people have fun
when they disappeared into /vm/ i felt like /v/ had lost a part of itself in some way

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243933642299/76561199109405351
8p
Ascent 6
1.25x Item Multiplier

>>720694501
holy shit is this real?

>>720694501
7/8

>>720694501
full

>>720694453
>when they disappeared into /vm/ i felt like /v/ had lost a part of itself in some way
Yeah, being banished to /vg/ or /vm/ ruins any community, if it doesn't outright kill it. I'm worried that that'll happen with this game soon, and the /vm/ thread is so slow that I don't know if people will actually move if we do get banned.

>>720694142
Been here since '06 and my name is even known across a few communities. It's always pleasant coming across old friends and acquaintances you've lost contact with

imagine dying on the shore, only a dumbass chef would do that

>>720694453
Man, I miss when /v/ risky lived.
/vm/ was fun for a while, back when 70% of board traffic was us exiles but look at it now.
I think I never played 1 with people here because when I was active people were hosting starstorm exclusively and I thought that was massively gay but I did play my fair share of 2 /v/ lobbies. Good times.

>>720694453
The only video game board that should exist is /v/, being banished to any other board even /vg/ is a death sentence. They are all video games, shove them all together on /v/. The reason why /v/ has the reputation of "/v/ doesn't play video games" is because every time we do we get exiled and die. I am surprised this fate hasn't befallen us already to be quite frank, though I am sure it is only a matter of time.

>>720696159
I stopped playing with /v/ before starstorm was ever a thing. I tried playing it with /vm/ after RoR2 released and it was super weird seeing just how much shit they added to it.

>>720697057
>They are all video games, shove them all together on /v/
Sorry man, gotta make room for the AI general.

i'm starting to like some of you anons

is this what comradery feels like?

>>720697606
Do you think love can bloom even on the mountain peak?

>>720697606
Who knew that playing with other people in a niche community could actually be fun? Community servers beat random match making any day of the week.

What FOV do you play on? I for one play on 60 FOV, makes it easier to spot items and scouts from afar.

I've only cleared tenderfoot alone twice in about 6 runs trying to go for weird badges, is it worth playing still? and how much do you guys talk and should I use open mic or push to talk, I dont really do this stuff

>>720698992
just be nice and have fun and dont eat people

>>720698992
always push to talk

>>720699052
>dont eat people
but I really need the badge

>>720698992
There are plenty of mutes if you're too scared to talk, but I would at least install the text chat mod

>>720699132
is it cozychat or peaktextchat?

>>720699052
maybe give the starving guy in your pack food then nigger

>>720698992
Push to talk is the correct and polite way to talk in games. If someone is consistently has a hot mic I just mute them.

>>720698992
You could just communicate using beeps, we have a anon here who only communicates in bird chirps.

>>720699351
You can install either of them, they're cross-compatible so just pick whichever one you think looks better. Personally, I prefer PeakTextChat.

all my scouties hate alpine

I can't save you this time birdy...

>fall into tiny ass hole
>don't actually "land"
>instead keep accelerating until i try to jump and i get max stacks of fall damage
i fell into nutty putty's particle accelerator

>>720700553
There was nothing you could do, Waffle

three times i tried to solve alpine and i couldn't, it's over

>>720700553
>Waffle then proceeds to build up speed for 12 hours

DOUBLEMINT
DOUBLEMINT GUM

>>720701149
IT'S A MIRACLE! IT'S DOUBLEMINT GUM!

I can't make up my mind guys left or right? the moustache is perfect but I love being a b l u e

also post scouts

>>720701909
Right is better

>>720701909
1) you're a retarded cyan
2) right

>>720701149
WHEN CHEWED
IT'S FOOD

>>720701909
I like left more
rare moustache scout

>>720701909
Right makes you look like you're asphyxiating in space

where the fuck is a lobby

>>720702145
make one and Ill join

>>720701963
>>720701993
>>720702098
right it is. thank you friends

I'll try hosting but i'm extremely prone to crashing so it could all go up in smoke
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243940401082/76561197995609613
14 spots

koko da lobby

>>720703137
>out of date

>>720703137
>out of date
>captcha: HAKAT

that lobby was out of date so i'll do it myself.
14 players ascent SIX
peak text chat, 1.5x items, dx11

>>720703137
Not sure why It didn't work, RIP

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243940761045/76561198141541044
shit forgot the linkerino

>>720703372
Forgetting something there champ?

>>720703372
>no link
Charlotte...

>>720658532 (OP)
I don't play this but who the hell is drawing all of this insanely professional OC?

>>720701909
That's Cyan not blue.

>>720703832
A local anon who enjoys the game and threads.

>>720704203
a work to rival michaelangelo’s pietas

its joever

This map is FUCKED

i ate them

>>720706336
he looks so done with this shit

>>720706336
>Nearly die twice
>Finally sped back to everyone stuck at the part
>Somebody eats me
Cyans are the niggers of Peak

>>720707017
my nigga got fucking EATEN I dont blame him

>>720707186
purple tropics man, scary

>>720707190
KEK, desu no one was surviving that

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243940761045/76561198141541044

Just one more badge

>>720707190
>Cyans are the niggers of Peak
They have no impulse control please understand it is not out of malice

>>720707209
is it actually purple tropics today? looked green for me when i played
maybe its an upcoming map, im eager to play tropics with purple colored grass

>>720707430
that one is easy. I have no idea when I'll get to do the fucking frisbee one

>>720707548
All you have to do is be carrying the frisbee and ask someone to help you get the badge, ideally someone who doesn't have the badge either so you can both do each other.

Saw a spooky bug today. Reached the top of Beach and my friend's ghost was already waiting there by the campfire. But my friend was still alive, he never died. And no one else could see the ghost I was seeing, just me. You could make a creepypasta outta this.
>>720658532 (OP)
Mesa. Alpine is always a real difficult bitch to climb and feels lacking compared to the newer feature-rich Mesa.

>>720707619
guess I'll try that next time

>>720658532 (OP)
Mesa is like twice as long, has a shitload more hazards that can actually just completely fuck you over, and is generally obnoxious on Ascent 7

>>720681714
You would think green would be the default among /V/EAKers because Anon is green.

>>720708294
Too much face, Until you can make a "?" be a face or remove all facial features and simply be green we can't get a good anon.

>>720708294
We can't be anons on Peak because it uses our Steam names.

>>720707469
Speak for yourself, I am evil.
But I do try to be as helpful as I can when possible.

>>720708814
I literally saw a Cyan throw and hit three different people with TNT earlier because he didn't get the capybara fruit and then instantly apologize. I think as a whole Cyan's impulse control is among the lowest.
Being evil and somehow also helpful is an entirely different matter

>>720707190
yummers

Yeti when?

so is there a lobby up?

>>720703372
https://files.catbox.moe/x809fg.webm

is it wrong to eat your fellow scout?

4p vanilla ascent 3 (bring a text chat mod)
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243946108694/76561198145871109

>>720709692
It depends, it is wrong to eat a scout who has helped you or stuck back to help others. It is morally neutral to eat a scout who has sped ahead and not helped fellow scouts in need.

You know what I have noticed? Oranges and reds hold out less hands then any other color. I see or have experienced them climbing in front of me and instead of turning around to see and assist anyone if they need help they instantly start running ahead without so much as a glance behind them. Blues, cyans and even purples help more often then those two colors.

oh the temptation

CYAN CHADS WIN

cyan sweep (yellow is honorary cyan)

Thanks for the save skub.

>>720710875
anytime o7
https://files.catbox.moe/26ru5r.mp4

:D

a scout got eaten???????
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>720711002
I think skub gotta be the medic character now with all these clips

mesa > alpine

cyangods win forever

>>720711059
whoops meant to quote
>>720710989

>>720707430
I got it by doing a tenderfoot run and just using up every rope I came across immediately.
Granted that's really RNG based but I got the achievement like halfway through Mesa

>>720707430
Not sure if /v/ lobbies will let you but I have a separate group I play privately and we basically passed all the ropes to the scout wanting to unlock it.

I still have 3 of this left.

>>720658532 (OP)
Mesa would be fine if it wasn't so fucking long. I know a lot of people bitch about the tornados and tumbleweeds but I like them. There's something morbidly hilarious about getting caught in a tornado with your buddies and finding one of them impaled on a cactus after you've gotten your bearings or seeing your fellow scout get sent flying by a rolling tumbleweed. The real issue with it comes from when you reach the mountain portion of mesa. It just never fucking ends and it's a huge slog navigating through the interior cave sections

nuke cyans

>>720709769
remade

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243947952110/76561198145871109

>>720711282
Lime and green should be changed. In contrast to the other colors, which the text describes characteristics of said colors. Their text instead quotes the authors opinions of said colors, this clashes with the established framework of the text being descriptors of said colors.
Also I know of at least two pinks that exist, one being lil cumshot and another that wears the Haste Hat.

>>720711408
tumbleweeds are hilarious, once i saw a scout getting hole-in-1'd into an antlion pit in one of these lobbies

>>720711449
2/4

>>720711449
3/4

>>720709692
If scouts didn't want to be eaten they shouldn't be so delicous

>>720711282
sorry this is not valid
cyans have to keep their slut status permanently

>>720712670
is that why they're so fucking slow?

>>720712735
Things like climbing take a back seat when your mind is constantly filled with lewd thoughts.

lobby hoshii

>>720711282
purps: in public lobbies are 80% black and high
orange: new players
red: loners and outsiders
yellow: most common color for veterans, default color in general

they don't know

wtf I placed nothing and didn't get the cheevo
kms

I PLACED A PORTABLE STOVE AT THE KILN
END ME

they still don't know

any yns want a lobby?

gg fun lobby

>>720714396
>>720714763
you ran ahead and then just won by yourself leaving behind a player still learning the game. incredibly cringe

>>720715568
>when you regret eating all those succulent chickens

myres needs to be more aggressive honestly
especially on the peak

>>720697057
/vg/'s only real purpose at this point is to prevent gachatards from flooding this board with dozens of threads for their waifu png games.

>>720715593
it's ok, thanks for joining even though it was late o7

>>720658532 (OP)
I hate the current Alpine gen, haven't got a clue how to climb it.

>>720711282
Blues are still FUCKING MICLETS

>>720715851
>If a quarter of the total players make it to the top, Myres comes to slap them about
>If half of the total players are idling by the campfire (like two minutes or so), Myres comes to slap them about
>If a player lights a flare on the Peak when there are still living players in the Kiln, Myres comes to slap them about

>>720716309
There's a dodgy route near the middle cave that works if you have tools. Once you get past the lower bit, it's smooth sailing to the top

Anyone interested in an ascent 7 lobby in like an hour?

You guys are nice
I expected the players to be more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

>>720716309
It's tenderfoot but I found a way to climb without using any tools or energy drinks. Going to try another run since I fucked up and placed a portable stove, making the whole point of running solo tenderfoot moot.

>>720716490
I've been playing like shit lately so I'll probably die miserably but sure.

>>720711282
>either made of rage or quite pleasant
it seems like reds are pleasant until someone starts fucking over the team. thats when they start gunning for the offender like a mini myers

i phoned myres at 3AM?!

>>720716309
for Alpine you need to learn how to use all climbing tools, preferrable inside the cave, sheltered from blizzards

>>720718212
every red's volcabulary is 50% "thanks"

so do we have a lobby?

I want YOU to join my ascent 7 climb
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243958880055/76561198016084883
Get your gold sash

>>720721542
3/4

go to >>>/vm/ friendslop fags

>>720721542
4/4
Sanquu

now I just have to eat one of you guys and I get all the cheevos

>>720711282
>Hold grudges
damn right

>>720711282
>>720718212
Reminds me of that enraged red soul of the island

>>720725768
RUN

>>720725768
typical yellow, or PISSPANTS as I like to call them

if you wear the wolf ears you are FREE USE
just to let you know

what do we think of Charlotte? i think about them a lot.

>>720726853
>>720726847
CLIMB THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN

>>720726847
>only ran into a single scout who uses the wolf ears
>its the red who constantly risks his life to save people

sounds like youre jealous, you grigger

>>720727220
>wolf ears
>goes out of his way to service others
>for FREE
my point, proven.

>>720726847
STOP BEING GAY WE ARE GETTING HUNGRY AND RUNNING OUT OF FOOD
CLIMB THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN BEFORE WE DIE

>>720721542
>hey guise I know an easy way through Alpine
>lead the party through the absolute shittiest route getting one player killed in the process
I am so sorry Prim. It should've been me.

>>720727478
?ybbol

>tfw wageslaving
I WANT TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

>>720727927
ill make a 10p lobby soon once i stop waging, try doing a small one in the meantime its still work hours in eu

>>720726853
bird

>>720726853
I think namedrop faggotry is what starts killing threads
Climb the mountain

>>720728564
As soon we get tripfags these threads are fucking dead.

lobby où?

lobby onde?

lobby wo?

Don't make me tap the sign >>720676845

/v/eak outfit & face mods when? https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/cretapark/More_Customizations/
this mod has some templates & tutorials for making faces & what not

15 man 2x loot asc 7 steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243971199677/76561198066017633

>>720730221
DX?

>>720730470
12 11

That feel when you’re PEAK™-ing
https://youtu.be/Z5RrhT5HaX4

>>720730221
6/15

>>720730221
startin

>>720730221
>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243971199677/76561198066017633

I joined but its full, :(
waiting for another lobby

In my restless dreams, I see that post.
Lobby doko.

>>720734230
that FUCKING mountain

>>720730221
what the heck is happening?

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

>>720734956
you're about to fight rom the vacous spider

>>720734956
>>720735036
all i see is banana peels.

>>720734994
What does God need with 6 balloons?

>>720734994
To make love to this mountain, obviously

>>720734956
>>720735187
welcome to purgatory

>>720734956
>>720735187
>>720735330
>>720735369
The fate of all 10+ player lobbies.

>>720732515
>join lobby
>spawn in as a ghost
is that normal?

>>720735036
We are born of the peak, made men by the peak, undone by the peak. Our arms are yet to climb. Fear the Island's PEAK.

>>720735641
Yes, unless the host has Reconnect Catchup installed.

why was i teleported under the map and killed for no reason

why are you doing this to us, host?
also mason

alright. lobby got fucking mangled, my bad. closing now

I was going to do more but decided not to, oh well! Where my greens at?

We were birds for real

>>720736734
in

>>720736558
I didnt mean to sorry

Lobby restart?
Just add the mod this guy>>720736385
mention

>>720737205
I meant this guy>>720736126

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243979418431/76561198066017633 retry

40 minutes till mesa!

>>720738021
I goty the reconnect mod and we can pick up where we left off sorry team

What's the shittier Ascent 5 combo?
Mesa and having your progress killed during day because of the sun, and having your progress killed during night because of needing to huddle up?
Or Alpine and having to deal with blizzard chill and night chill at the same time, killing your progress at night and turning storms that can normally be survived into a death sentence?

>>720738739
The Mesa sun only "kills progress" if you are already starving. At that point you have bigger issues.

>>720738739
Alpine because of the Blizzard unpredictability.
You have a lot of ways of dealing with the sun, not so much the the cold.
You can even use your backpack to protect yourself

>>720691312
>>720691757

Lol, good times.

Trying to get the under 1h achievement, any tips to get going in tropics and alpine? The first section of those maps takes so much time trying to figure out a way to get to a part where you can start making progress at a steady rate

>>720739463
Tenderfoot
>>720738869
Alpine is easy if you go within inner mountain

>>720739601
Happens to anyone who follows me

>>720739463
Tenderfoot and just bruteforce your way

>>720738856
It kills progress if you have to go through a lot of exposed areas or one large one, and need breaks to reduce the burn, even with a mostly fine stamina bar. It isn't a constant problem there, but it's definitely something you need to be aware of.
>>720738869
There are definitely way more items to deal with heat than there are cold. Multiple food items, including the ones in the Mesa biome, sunscreen which applies to your whole group, and the parasol which is infinite. Meanwhile you have what, scorchberries to eat if you're cold and who the fuck is going to bring those from Tropics, and then the lantern which is limited and the heatpack which is only for one person. And on top of that, huddling is shit and you can barely negate night cold if you and another person are magnetized to each other, and the other person never is because they're running off while you're a tick away from passing out.

>>720740191
You forgot stove. You forgot thermal vents. Alpine is really hard when you keep yourself exposed to the wind. Go inside, use your traversal items. I don't know Mesa is hard either, just too long and sometimes tedious.

>>720738739
both are fun. make it ascent 7 though

i like alpine a bit more, mesa climbs can be easy

>>720738021
>join as a ghost
>watching someone climb the kiln as a ghost
>randomly get the endurance badge
thanks lads

>>720740191
you're missing geysers. (not the explosion burn, but the frost cure when standing close)
and capy pond.

if you don't take colddamage during the night you will survive after a short nap if under 25% debuff (hunger/weight)
scorchberries are 30% burn so its decent

>>720739463
get tricked into doing the canon glitch, without knowing what will happen.

That's how I "got" a lot of the rather difficult to get achievements.

>>720699129
Scoutmaster going to have to add some new rules after witnessing scout cannibalism.

I honestly really like Mesa, and find the day/night cycle really fun, it's like the complete inverse of alpine's inner cave because unlike alpine's inner cave, the outerside of mesa actually has insanely good climbable paths. The outer portion of the mountain that's exposed to sun is usually the fastest and most clear way to get up but the trade off being the obvious sun, whereas the safe interior is mazelike and often incredibly slow. If in doubt, just look outside.

LOBBY? Also what would I need to get to host a lobby with those random events? That was pretty fun.

>>720741686
https://files.catbox.moe/wdpeoz.zip

if i host will you guys get my ip and hack me?

>>720742043
I only host with a VPN on

>>720742043
I won't if your scout is cool

>>720740685
>You forgot stove
Ok, add another limited use item except it's even worse because it's stationary and has to be used all in one go. There are still way more items for dealing with heat, and they can all be used while on the move.
>You forgot thermal vents
I'm going to be genuine here, I never fucking see those things except in the most inconvenient spots where they'll kill you, so I don't know how useful they are.
>Go inside, use your traversal items
Even with traversal items that isn't always an option. Sometimes there's only so far you can go inside the caves.
>>720741189
>capy pond
I intentionally didn't mention it because it's a single fucking spot that you aren't even guaranteed to encounter on your path up.
>if you don't take colddamage during the night you will survive after a short nap
Sure but that means you have to avoid any storms, which means wasting time staying inside if there's no possible way up inside the caves.

>>720742043
yes, doing the needful right now bloddy bastard

>>720742201
Well now I don't want to if you are just going to insult me.

LOBBY UP. 8 players. 1.25x loot. Launch with DX12 or 11.
Ascent 4. Just a chill lobby.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243983364901/76561198196432370

>>720742042
I didn't think dolphins could do that with a scout...

>>720742295
Just wait until the water biome is released

>>720742357
>Water biome
Imagine shark or perhaps kraken

>>720742251
>already full
TWO MINUTES
IT HAS BEEN TWO FUCKING MINUTES
LOBBY DOKOOOOOOO

>>720742251
full

>>720742251
>Posted less than a minute ago
It filled up in the time it took my game to launch, oohhhh if only I put this thing on an SSD maybe I would have gotten there first.

>>720742251
>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243983364901/76561198196432370
Link ain't working anon

>>720742602
It aint workin because it already has a fully lobby of players

>>720742042
trying this out steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243984454170/76561198066017633

Ping me when a new lobby starts

>>720741351
no scout left behind... get in ma belly!

ping me instead when you want to ping the other anon

>>720742089
>I only host with a VPN on
now we know why everything is glitched out

>>720742157
dont get blown up by vents, just turn sideways and shuffle close enough to get warmed up.

a5+ alpine is a skill, brain and patience test and you were diffd

>>720742157
agreed, alpine has the worst generations ever

Worst part about Alpine is that the ground textures are the worst at indicating what you can stand on.

>>720744335
>a5+ alpine is a skill, brain and patience test and you were diffd
I've only come across one geyser that was completely hidden because it was on a wall inside of another rock, and it blew a guy that was climbing to his death.
Alpine defending is a cocksucking test, and you passed with flying colors.

>>720747121
i've come across multiple that were completely hidden under terrain, with only the small particles showing and that was just one map gen
alpine is genuinely the worst, it's just nothing but overhangs that you can't see past and the textures don't help to show where you can stand

>>720748101
What's with some people here constantly seeing faces and images in the walls and random textures?

>>720748817
>

>De-sync player shunts me off the map into the lava
>He then shortly quits the game after

Thanks a lot fucker

>>720748817
i believe there's a name for it . i use to see "things" in shadows and shit too

I've lost all respect for yellows.
>be me
>have the only flare
>try to climb up a wall in tropics
>don't have enough stamina and lose my grip
>fall all the way down
>go on to spectate
>see a yellow 50m higher than my now lifeless body
>tell him to go down and get the flare
>he doesn't listen
>skip forward to caldera
>still no flare

Good luck with finding one in the Kiln, guys.

>>720749018
shut up, mason.

>>720749504
Pareidolia

>>720749547
Hey, not me, I never actually had a desync player cause issues for me to begin with.

4 players, unmodded
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243990977907/76561198026655258

We tried boys

>>720742251
Chill lobby ended up not very chill at all. We lost two flares and couldn't find a third one. The other four players left the game to save themselves the embarrassment, but thanks for playing!

>>720751430
h8 2 see it

>get a tick in the tropics
>decide to keep it with me as a companion and bring it to the peak
>>>720749018 happens post-caldera and causes the lobby to stall at the campfire for several minutes
>start starving to death as the kiln progresses
>eat all my other food
>our groups uses all of our tools
>reach a part near the end where you need most of your stamina to progress
>mfw

>>720751595
You know, I'm still not sure how I got stuck up in that rafter

>>720751736
you existed in it's mere presence

>>720750121
i don't want to scare you but i think i saw a 5th scout far away looking at us.

>>720751790
Look man, I apparently have a track record with physics being jank as all hell.
I got flung down the Mesa at Mach 7 due to the game deciding to eat all my stamina on a ledge when someone tried to pull me up

>>720751884
>it's another you die because the game fails to climb a ledge but automatically makes you grab it 10 times over

got stuck at the end screen where everyone was in the helicopter, was a new game supposed to start? Sorry kings it's not letting me back in

>>720752068
same, I just quit

>>720751949
I've gotten to the point of telling people NOT to try pulling me up if I'm climbing a rope or chain. Seeing them act confused when I start rapid-firing "don't pull me up don't pull me up don't pull me up" as I get to the ledge is kind of funny

>tornadoes, tumbleweeds and dynamite everywhere
>mesa is exactly the same

new lobby WHEN

Wageslaving over in 1h 30m
Soon

i would host a lobby but i'm tired

lobby koko
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243994058723/76561198853223049
ascent 7
8p

Will take a shower, joining in 2 hours

>>720752269
>Kiln
>Fire spawns right beneath me, no escape
>3 times in a row
Alright fuck me then

>>720752689
6/8

Jesus, what the fuck did Green go through to look this depressed?

>>720752689
full?

>>720753459
He saw what blue did

>>720754037
the self fulfilling prophecy

Is the tomb open today? I have been pacing around in tenderfoot for like half an hour and can't find the entrance.

INCOMPETENT Reds fumble climb while Blue steamrolls

>>720753459
>>720754037
the clarity is setting in and he has to face what he did with blue on the mountain

how to escape depression?

>>720755725
Climb the fucking mountain

>>720749525
Not that guy but sometimes I mute everyone in the lobby so I can listen to music as I climb, maybe they were doing that as well?

>>720755725
Can't escape it, you need to treat it like tinnitus and pretend it isn't there.

>>720756472
>mute everyone
>in a game where communication is key

you people disgust me

>>720756734
>tfw have severe tinnitus
Fuck my life

>>720756741
Isn't that what pointing and emotes are for? You don't need to hear people actually talk to communicate in this game.

>>720747121
git good. I've playes so long I'm starting to be bored even on ascent 6, any additional challenge is welcome

>>720756906
No. Emotes are for those that don't speak. Also in this post >>720749525 you can clearly tell, that there was no option for emotes.

>>720756906
There's no text chat and you can't ask via emotes if someone is hungry/hurt for example

>>720756779
There will eventually be a cure for that, I just hope that it happens sometime in the next decade or two. The only time I hear it for me is in my quiet room when my ear is to the pillow but I know that it will only get worse as time goes on. God I hope they find a way to fix that.

>>720756734
>tinnitus gets worse when gaming with friends
>barely noticeable if i chill alone
a-am i an introvert burning myself out?

>>720757112
It's literally impossible for me to ignore it, and i get a very weird feeling on the left ear, it's not like i have hearing loss, but it's like a constant sensation that i literally cannot tune out, like i have something inside my ear and that gives me horrible anxiety
/blogpost

>>720757142
someone was carrying antirope in their backpack :)

>>720757234
A good way to reduce or stop hearing it is to gaslight yourself that you don't have it, not think about it and not pay attention to it. If your brain thinks that the tinnitus update is useless information it will eventually start filtering it out by default, only to come back once you remember that you have it.

>>720757087
>ask via emotes if someone is hungry
they should add a pleading emote for hungry scouts

>>720756906
It's fine if you're a mute but people always assume that you can at least hear them.

>>720757403
I wish that if you put down your backpack with a bunch of balloons in it or anti-rope that your backpack would just fly away.

>>720755684
They had to stay warm in the alpines somehow. It was a life or death situation

>>720757441
>never heard about tinnitus
>notice ringing years later
>suddenly everyone is talking about this "tinnitus" out of nowhere
hmm totally not suspicious at all.

>>720757659
WATCH OUT BROKEN THERE IS A FED RIGHT BEHIND YOU

>>720749525
If you typed it, I can't read it because I play on a vanilla client.
If you said it, then it wasn't me and I am sorry that happened to you.

>>720757659
>RTX: ON

>>720753483
i want a plush of this scout

>>720757857
Comes with a free mason jar

>>720757234
*feeds u cure all*

>>720757942
what is a mason jar

>>720756779
>>720757112
>>720757234
>>720757441
>>720757693
Tinnitus bois, look into neuroplasticity and a new treatmeant called Lenire.

I personally reduced my tinnitus to the point where I don't notice it at all using shrooms and neural pathway encouragement, but I'm obviously not going to suggest that for everyone

>>720758637
this man but jar form

>>720758776
Lenire is useless from what i've heard, it does some shocks to your tongue and apparently it's placebo

>>720758778
Mason x Skelly

>>720758778
MAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSOOOOOON
https://files.catbox.moe/1qa6qt.mp4

Ring the bell.

Official Peak fleshlight when?

>>720759879
chat is this real?

>>720759879
nice

>>720760151
which color though