Thread 720659567

AREEEEEEEEEEEEES!

INCREASE THE TOTAL HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD,

AND MY BIKE IS YOURS!

>>720659567 (OP)
>AND MY BIKE
Kratos would never refer to his wife that way. He's a better man now. Whether she's slept with the whole town isn't his business.

>DO NOT MANSPREAD BOY.
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
what did he mean by this

>>720659685
>>720659567 (OP)
>>720659794
>AREEEEEESSSSSS!!!!
>I MADE THIS THREAD AGAIN!

>>720659685
how do i become a better man?

quality thread
had lots of laughing out loud's

>>720659851
>this thread again
Be a better man, anon. The past is the past, whatever happened is his/her/their business.

>MARRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>WHAT... *HUFF*
>WHAT PEACH DID WITH BOWSER... *HUFF*... IS HER BUSINESS AND HER BUSINESS ALONE, BOY.

>>720659567 (OP)
Good thing Kratos lives in a walkable city.

bettermen allowed to post only ITT

>>720659567 (OP)
The response comic he made in the backlash was actually pretty funny

>SIT IN THIS CHAIR BOY
>NOOOO KRATOS-SAMA PREASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A BETTER M

>>720660408
I still can't believe they got away with that. Not have NN is just a direct negative to the consumer, and while I realize everything doesn't have to be pro-consumer to pass, there should be at least a shitnugget of something good for them, right?

>>720660348
what about BADASSES

>>720660408
>he
NO SON (as long as you identify as one) OF MINE WILL BE MISGENDERING WOMEN IN THIS HOUSE, BOY.

you have two choices, /v/
>$100k no questions asked and no tax problems arise from it
>ascend into kratos' definition of a "better man"

>>720660613
It pisses libtards off, so it's good we got rid of it.

>>720660857
do i get any powers?

>>720660929
you gain the ability to forget your partner's past

>>720659794
>shut up you faggot

>>720660870
>libtards
BOY... NEVER SPEAK LIKE THAT AGAIN, LEST YOUR NECK BE AT RISK.

WE MUST BE BETTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

I understand the memes, but it generally seems like what Kratos actually does in the game is what men should aspire to. Not just being fucktard insane like GoW3, recognizing value in people weaker than him, providing for his son...

>>720661253
>his son

>>720661253
This. Remember that there is a better man inside all of us. Your partners past escapades is none of your business. And it costs nothing to not be an asshole.

>>720659567 (OP)
okay this one was funny

>>720661327
Well, second time's the charm.

>>720661193
>kratos shouted calmly with the force of 1000 exploding suns

>>720661109
>threatening necks
Did you just mock the martyrdom of saint Floyd the breathless? ERM YIKES CANCELED

>>720661253
Imagine taking masculinity lessons from people who write videogames for a living

>>720660870
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Because too many unironically operate purely to spite their enemies and that's just the road to ruin.

>>720659567 (OP)
JANNIIIIIIIEEEEEEES
REMOVE THESE SHITPOSTS
AND MY PAY IS YOURS

>>720660223
>live in an UNWALKABLE city
>own EVERYTHING and be UNHAPPY
>constantly lower the total happiness in the world by destroying bikes completely
Any other way I can become a worse man?

>>720661528
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM WORSENING AS A MAN

>>720661089
current kratos btfo's old kratos though, he would beat the better man into him

>>720661674
You can have a monogamous relationship with your wife and have multiple children

Women are only good for SEX!

>>720659567 (OP)
LMAO

>>720659567 (OP)
a daring synthesis

>>720660728
what was the message of this comic again

>>720659567 (OP)
A daring synthesis

>>720662334
That no matter who you are, you can be a BETTER MAN too

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

any theories about the spam about a several-year old game trying to shame the idea of improving oneself

>>720662334
being a sissy LE GOOD

being a man LE BAD

>>720659567 (OP)
WE MUST BE COMFIER MEN

>>720661253
kratos was never meant to be a role model. it was a classic faustian tale of man selling his soul, regretting it and then being consumed by evil. the point was dont be like kratos. nu kratos has nothing to teach.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!
WE MUST BE BETTER CHEFS!!!

please post the baller men one

>>720659567 (OP)
so why did he spare one of the most fucked up Greek gods?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>720660708
Randy is so great.
lmao
One of us!
lol

Real men are secure in their manhood. Whatever your wife does with her boyfriend is none of your business.

Discord link?

Why is this meme suddenly resurging? Ragnarok came out like 5 years ago

>>720664194
We bust be BALLER MEN

She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man

>>720661874
I can see the nuWriters do exactly this

>>720664112
it makes sense that they make a sequel where he gets confronted with his own sins except the setting makes no sense for this.
They only did nordic mythology because it was or still is the popular thing since the marvel movies bastardized it.

The cooler thing would've been if they went the Dante road and go down in hell to retrieve his dead wife and kill the (dead)gods again along the way

>720664380
>discord link

>>720664384
Because with the rise of the far right and adolf hitlers imminent return the need to become a better man is more than ever necessary

>>720664515
we fly
no lie
you know this
BALLIN

>>720664515
We must be BALDER MEN

why is Atreyu pale like Kratos if Kratos's skin is the ashes of his former family?

libleftists are collecting your IPs and will KILL you for making or posting in these threads
hate speech is a death sentence, remember that chuds

COOOOOOOOOOODS
We must be FISHER MEN

So no discord? Aww :(

>>720664902
Not if I become a BETTER MAN.