Thread 720669275

>cough wheeze
Bro… Nintendo really re-released the Virtual Boy in 2026, slapped a $100 price tag on it, and thinks they’re walking away clean??
>takes a long smoke drag
nah man, they’re not getting away with this one.

>>720669275 (OP)
they also have to stay subscribed to get their games drip fed to them over the course of years.

This doesn't outrage me

You won't do shit, snoy.

>>720669275 (OP)
There's a 25 dollar option as well

>>720669275 (OP)
10 units sold.

It doesn't even come with a VB controller.

>>720669275 (OP)
*grabs you by the neck and throws you
Back the fuck off?!?

>>720669275 (OP)
>takes a long smoke drag
Why do you write like an autistic sperg ?

This is a product that exists because scalpers will buy 100% of the stock and get left holding the bag and forced into reselling below cost. A few sois will obviously buy it day one and shake and cry because all brand loyalists are insane, but the real play here is making these for as much margin as possible and selling them to idiots looking to profiteer.

>>720669953
WHERE'S YOUR RAGE

>>720669558
>need to sub to buy the peripheral
>need to sub to play the games for it
maybe the lads are right, maybe we don't hate nintendo enough.

>>720669275 (OP)

Worth for Teleroboxer and Warioland, a few others are good too. I'm actually old enough to have owned and enjoyed one, unlike the children complaining.

>>720670695
to piss you off

>>720670723
I prefer it this way. This product will not have a lot of demand, so there will be a handful of retards who screw themselves over by trying to scalp the product. Same thing happened during that stupid stanley cup trend. people bought like 50 of them to scalp and then the trend died the week after.

How many virtual boy games are there even?

more than the ps5

>>720671351
kek

>its not even a standalone thing
lame

>>720669275 (OP)
getting away with what? I hate nintendo but this isn't illegal in the slightest. Like if you wanna call them on something ILLEGAL then they have that blatantly illegal patent and that bullshit lawsuit.

>>720669275 (OP)
It's going to sell out due to scalpers and Nintendo's going to profit off it.

>>720673785
its illegal because i say so

>>720669275 (OP)
This was the only redeeming factor of the entire direct.

>>720669275 (OP)
Going to sell like hotcakes!
Stay mad.

>>720676134
The Virtual Boy only had ONE good game

>>720669275 (OP)
Isn't this thing just an empty plastic shell? I wouldn't call that a re-release.

Poor people still mad

I'm buying both versions day one. Seethe more wagie, and get my DoorDash order ready it's almost dinner time.

This is a very interesting peripheral. I won't be purchasing it, but it does look cool.

>>720676606
jack bros

Snoys will never stop seething.

>>720678251
It's funny how they're scared shitless of the Virtual Boy.

>>720674835
>The 2 (dos) companies that won't stop making remakeslop and shit the worst sequels of their most strongest IPs blames it on one of the hands that feeds them instead of doing better
Not even OP but come on now, don't act like a disingenuous retard.

>>720669275 (OP)
console fags spit on gachas, but spend more money than gacha players, lmaoooooooo

I wonder if there will be porn for the VB?