Thread 720678379

>>720678379 (OP)
So, Pyro is canonically female right?

>>720678379 (OP)
I would accept it... anything, but not the scout taunting me automatically after deleting all of my health in less than a second...

>>720678585
No, retard, he is a man, like in og tf

is this the non lethal whipped cream inflation with bursting thread

>>720678379 (OP)
Why is tf2 community suddenly full of unironic transgenders?

>S+M2s you
>repeatedly

>>720681626
as opposed to an ironic transgender?

porn addict thread. reexamine your life.

>>720678641
just stay out of his line of sight bro
exploit the sightlines bro

>>720683367
>why homless? just buy a house

>>720678585
Pyro strikes me as like a dirty plumber stereotype. Bro probably has the longest asscrack in existence and it's probably covered in shit smears.

>>720678585
not only that but pyro is down to fuck with any of the others

>>720678379 (OP)
goddamn that's a fucking ancient webm and still the best cosmetic edit anyone made. the closed-jacket versions are SHIT
>>720681415
sorry chief this is the "thick women with huge boobs contained (mostly) in tight fetish suits" thread

>>720684221
like complaining youre starving when they just throw food away at restaurants and stores

you got map geometry to use to your advantage in a fight so use it make him shoot a barrel instead of you

>>720684297
That would be hot on a girl.

>try to make a new pyro loadout for change of pace
>can never make a good one
>close loadout.tf and give up
post them pyrouse

>>720684979
Seared Sorcerer is the best item in the game.

>>720685089
I can never unsee the Napalmer as a waffle iron.

>>720684979
I used Ironic Fireman for years

>>720684979
>have tricked out flamethrower
>can never change cosmetics because the team colored part is so coincidentally and perfectly color-matched to the jacket that nothing else feels right
Feels bad.
>>720685434
>"Cancer"
>not a Phlogistinator

>>720685703
I already have better name desc combo for phlog

>>720686264
too lengthy, 6/10

The most fun weapon Pyro has.

>>720686525
I wish it didn't need the center-hit-for-crit thing. Feels so shit.

>>720684979
I like Twisted Metal

>>720678641
Respect Scout mains that understood your range

>>720686638
based
>they added the sweet tooth mask and pants but not sweet tooth's signature gimp suit
missed opportunity

>>720678379 (OP)
W+M1 me, mommy. Fry my nuggets and spray me with bbq sauce.

>>720686717
>Fry my nuggets and spray me with bbq sauce.

>>720686525
Does it still require 100% hit rate to outperform stock?

>>720678585
no, the debate was settled years ago, everyone just ignores it or comes up with some kind of cope

>>720686863
yeah and even then, the airblast delay is a killer

>>720686863
you don't need to be perfect to outperform the pitiful flamethrower DPS.
the real downside is the airblast refire rate and generally being harder to find cloaked spies

>>720686595
>Feels so shit.
You know the stupid nerf after Jungle Inferno killed Pyro forever, the sad thing is the DF center hit thing would be balanced if the hitbox hitreg in TF2 worked.

>>720686863
In terms of damage it shits all over stock. You can melt entire teams with it, It shreds enemy pyros in duels, and It's amazing at comboing. If you're playing Pyro for damage it's an upgrade to stock. That said the airblast penalty makes you a lot shittier for support, which is arguably pyro's biggest strength in sweatlord settings.

>>720684979
i've had a lot over the years but i think this is my favorite

>>720687138
still would fuck

I like simple loadouts, not flashy shit. Shame Engi, Scout, Demo and Spy got too many similar looking cosmetics while Heavy, Pyro and Medic got too many silly shit.

>>720685089
>mixing fantasy and sci-fi
Your loadout is ugly!

>>720687503
IT'S TEA FOR TWO I'M FORCED TO DO THAT ON AT LEAST SOME LEVEL NO MATTER THE CLASS

>>720687113
>sad thing is the DF center hit thing would be balanced
no fuck that. the whole point of big hitboxes is not having to hit THE MIDDLE of them. make it the class's torso hitboxes or something

>>720678585
matpat used eugenics to prove that he is a homosexual male

>>720686525
Just kept shutting down some phlogger and his medic gf on dustbowl with this thing, felt pretty good

>>720686845
I'm impressed someone managed to make pyro funny in one of these

>>720686525
I always forget about how it fires faster if you hit people.
>STILL no strange version

>>720687450
No i just think /v/ doesnt want to use modern cosmetics out of some retarded principle when theres so much that synergizes now.

>>720687937
sick inventory icons

>>720687959
i just don't support the *mporium

>>720687003
>>720687131
Dfury kills only slightly faster than stock with perfect accuracy. If you miss once (which is effectively twice since missing makes your next shot take twice as long to come out) it does indeed lose out to stock.

>>720687959
too many items, go home. 0/10

>>720678379 (OP)
>say "FUCKING NIGGER CHEATER"
>feel marginally better
i don't apologize

unusuals look bad 100% of the time and the only reason people "like" them is rarity/status

>>720688360
I like Smoking and that's literally it. Partly because according to itemtest 15 feet away it covers your head entirely and that's funny (but probably doesn't actually mess with Snipers) and partly because haha pyro is on fire

>>720688248
Its ok to admit you cant store an encyclopedia of hat knowledge into your brain to make fun loadouts.

okay pyrofaggots, now rate which pyros you'd fuck/wouldn't fuck

>>720688360
I just want circling flies

>>720687450
ITS NO BIG DEAL

>>720688332
here's the soulful version

>>720688550
Would fuck

>Spy gets the coolest reskins in the game
>Im the only spy left using stock

>>720688856
this nigga comm'd porn of his loadout

>>720688550
I wouldn't fuck any pyro desu
I can't see the mask as anything other than male so all these thick titty pyros just look weird

>>720689012
>I wouldn't fuck any pyro desu
then obviously it wasn't for you, you DONUT

>>720689012
Breast binding + vocal distorter gizmo.

>>720688242
>scorch shot a scunt into the air
>switch to DF
>airshot him
It's barely better than stock bro, trust me.

>>720689108
It's him

>>720678379 (OP)
this is how all porn games look to me

>>720689108
my FUARKING hero

>>720678379 (OP)
How did this game attract such a crowd of sexual degenerates?

>>720689108
>shadman

>>720689258
Not enough

>>720689123
But you asked "which pyros you'd fuck/wouldn't fuck", and I told you which pyros I wouldn't fuck, which just happens to be all of them.

>>720687503
Pleb.

>>720689245
I say without irony that if there was a porn game as fun as TF2, no one would have sex again.

>>720689312
>okay pyrofaggots
>isn't a pyrofag
>still replies

>>720689213
>O, my random crit...!!
Everytime, also Timmy ad Ganjamann are pure SOVL

>>720689173
That's literally slower than just shooting the scout twice with the dfury and deals less damage.

>>720689213
I literally fought a gibus gunslinger engie who was using the widow and he was killing our entire team and building behind our spawn.

>>720689590
widowmaker is really, really strong with an aimbot

>>720689716
Yeah i figure most engies pretending to be new that use the widow just aimbot with it.

>>720689398
Sorry, I assumed you were using faggot in the typical /v/ way and not referring specifically to literal homosexuals.

scorched earth stompaws uwu

>>720689817
sorry. yeah i meant our bros, the guys who boat uphill, the guys who always build at second, the fellas who gonna color-coordinate your hat and your killstreak and that shit's gonna look FABULOUS.

Luv shooting candy canes at people

Luv being comfy

'Ate the summer

Simple as

the frostbite fit interests me as another "they just mashed two items together" but it's not paintable and that's sad. if you combine it with >720689862 it kind of looks like a one-piece bodysuit from the front, or am I hallucinating

>>720688905
hahaha broke bitch hahaha

(don't feel bad, i can't play without cheats and right when i bought my last unusual so i'd have one for every class, valve started actually banning cheaters so now i can't use my main anymore unless i want to risk it)

>>720688856
catbox it pls

>>720691079
>can't play without cheats
actually pathetic, you still probably get rolled even with them, just don't play. There's no true enjoyment in cheating.