Thread 720703683

>that'll be $89.99 plus tip
oh no no no ahahahahaha

less is good chudlet

oh no no no ahahahahaha

i think even that kakarot game had more shit lol

buck broken

>>720703801
>Less is good
You get 1 chip in a bag for $20

metroid has never been good

>>720703683 (OP)
Nobody could even tell what game that is if you don't show samus.

>desert level is ... LE EMPTY
you aren't as smart as you think you are.

>>720704695
>level
its open world dumbass
thats how you travel around the huge empty overworld to get from zone to zone

>>720704695
>quick we need a location for our open world game but with a excuse to make it empty
>MAKE IT A LE DESERT!

the level of cope after the newest trailer is UNREAL AHAHAHAHAHA

>>720703683 (OP)
Metroid is all about atmosphere, secondary.

>>720704539
>nintendo bad
>"B-BUT SONY BAD TOO!!"
yeah no shit retard

$89.99 + $499.99 +$199.99

>>720705380
plus tax
plus tip

>>720705198
even your arguments are ports

>>720704923
>>720704736
one of this is true. the trailer had other areas but you didn't even watch it, you just let Eric feed you a single picture and a list of meme to repeat.for free.

>>720703683 (OP)
...do anons think deserts have things in them?

>>720703683 (OP)
What's even funnier is it actually looks like a BT stage.

>>720706227
its clearly the surface world, idk why you guys are damage controlling so hard over it unless you really are paid shills

>>720706927
Oh I don't give a shit about metroid at all. I just think it's interesting seeing these threads on /v/ right now but it's like, clearly a desert. So like, what are we supposed to see besides sand?

>>720703683 (OP)
>>720703801
>>720703927
>>720704695
Metroid Prime 4 looks like frothy anus
>pisses on your thread and posts

>>720707201
surface of zebes, talon, etc outside of the hole or ruins would look exactly like this
its the overworld dumbass

>>720703683 (OP)
nintendo needs to stop making smash spin-offs.
-fire emblem engage didn't sell
-no one cares about metroid
-the captain falcon game was bugged and would leave burn-in no matter which type of switch you got

>>720707573
Okay? I don't care man. I don't play metroid.

>>720704695
meanwhile in the real world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCvCz8dpO4

why has the marketing for prime 4 been so bad? every trailer is so mundane
>SAMUS OPENS... A DOOR
like holy shit, i'm horrified that this game will bomb.

>>720707723
me either
im just farming (you)s like i did in the silksong threads

>>720704128
>food analogy

>>720704539
>Ratchet rift apart
>XVI

anon...

>>720703683 (OP)
Metroidfags btfo

>>720708408
Not my problem you can't understand economic bubbles

Still buying it

>>720703683 (OP)
>lets fight somewhere empty
>travels somewhere empty
>WHY IS IT SO EMPTY?!?!?!
dumb thread

>>720703683 (OP)
>another sony port

>>720707703
>the captain falcon game
What game?

>>720712189
>trunks chews on a senzu bean and gives it to may mouth to mouth
>a kiss

>>720706927
>desert arent empty because... you are le brown

>>720704736
>>720704923
>>720707751
>>720707301

NMH did Bike on an empty overworld better, like 20 years ago.

>>720704539
>I can play every decent Switch game on my PC and Steam Deck
>I'm locked out of playing the Demon's Souls remake
PISSES ME OFF