Thread 720709362

Video game developers just want you to be better men, anons.

>>720709362 (OP)
What trait? Womanizer?

>>720709474
Yes.

>>720709362 (OP)
>certain traits
So why even make a Bond game if the main character is nothing like Bond? I’m so sick of these joyless faggots ruining everything. It’s why I hope Duke Nukem never comes back.

>>720709606
So they can cash in on the brand recognition from a few retards with a low effort slopflip?
It's not a grand conspiracy, it's pretty obvious what these talentless hacks are up to.

>>720709362 (OP)
i guess
i like linear and single player shooters

>can’t get replies if the OP is genuine
>have to culture bait

Nu-/v/ lives in a state of irony, the same irony they criticise normies for with their Joss Whedon and Sony movie games.

What attracts fags like >>720709791 to /v/?

>>720709791
Low effort vidya levereging popular IPs for easy sales has been a thing since the 80s.
What is there to say about it?

>everyone thought it was going to like the hitman games but your bond instead
what a fucking monkeypaw

>>720709791
I agree with you sister, anons need to be better men.

>>720709694
oh yeah tons of James Bond fans jumping at the chance to buy a shitty AAA PS5 movie game

>>720709362 (OP)
Ugly female characters = woke trash

>>720709914
Unironically yes, most of Bond fans are normalfag cattle.

>>720710260
Same situation as Star Wars fans.

>>720709896
To be fair, 47 is written as a completely sexless autist too. Except it actually makes sense for 47.
Seeing Bond strike out time after time and getting lectured on his heckin' toxic masculinity is gonna suck.

>>720709917
but enough aboot your small white penis

>>720710413
>but enough aboot your small white penis

>>720710260
most Bond fans are in their 70s, you mean. they aren't playing video games

>>720710413
>Aboot
Of course, a fookin' Canadian! Defend the DEIslop piggy.

>>720710413
wat

jonody asked for that generic scar on his face

>>720709362 (OP)
They already ruined Bond years ago immediately after Brosnan quit the role.
So it doesn't matter, there's nothing to ruin any more. All that matters is the gameplay.

>>720709917
fact

not really. personally as an englishman i've always found james bond to be cringe shit appealing to southern old money trash that show up in northern pubs in rugby shirts having never played a game of rugby in their life talking about what "daddy" bought them in exchange for GBP this week. Absolute toff power fantasy about travelling the world shooting people for the royals.

>>720709362 (OP)
Ethan Hunt as James Bond

>>720710582
It's so obvious they added in a poor attempt that to make him look "badass".

>>720709362 (OP)
Quite.

>>720709362 (OP)
No

>>720709474
rapist

>>720709362 (OP)
Now where have I heard this one before?

>>720710390
>women talking about toxic masculinity
where does this happen? gamers talk about this shit but I see absolutely none of it, even in TLOU2 and Forespoken

>>720711236
Is James Bond the only white guy working at MI6? lol

>>720711454
>even in TLOU2
First thing Ellie does when an old bartender gives her a sandwich is to give him girlboss shit about it.

Why not just give us a video game based on the best James Bond movie?

>>720711468
The only white man in Great Britain probably.

>>720709606
no they should make woke duke nukem it would be cringe kino

how about a videogame based on Austin Powers series?

>>720711236
How on Earth did they resist the temptation of making James Bond black or brown?

>>720711615
That 3rd movie was such a let down. What happened?

>>720711615
You mean No One Lives Forever?

>>720709474
That's the obvious assumption but the trailer and extended gameplay both have that, or at least the extended gameplay has a chick flirting with him

>>720711679
They 100% are going to make other characters lecture Bond about his privileges, and could not do it with a non-white protagonist.

>>720711679
They want to make money

>>720711236
moneypenny is cute, I'd rape her

>hitman meets uncharted with a bond skin
Sounds pretty good. Yeah I'll buy it

>>720711723
>why wasn't the 3rd movie as good as the first two?
oh jeez rick, i dunno

>>720711760
She was also bit of a plain jane in comparison to femme fatales Bond meets on missions in old movies too.

>>720709362 (OP)
Why bother making it a fucking James Bond game then? Just call it something else and base the character on traits they want.

James Bond is already a set character with set traits.

>>720709606
>>720711580
>Duke Nukem in 2031
>"I may be an asshole but nazi scum are pure evil"
>*lights white guys wearing red hats on fire*
>"mmmh yeah I love the smell of roasted pig in the morning"

>>720710582
>>720711091
Book Bond has a scar on his cheek from his youth

>>720709362 (OP)
It looked kinda interesting but from this article it kinda sounds like that “Dr No means No” joke from the Critic
https://youtu.be/Sj0J7U3VI4I?si=fD1ENKHe_peUcF5g
Around the 14:30 mark

>>720711732
thats not Austin Powers

>>720711982
You're not speaking to actual Bond fans

>>720711236
Even when they try to make females attractive, they still make them juuuuuuuust ugly enough to keep men from gawking.

>the smirk
from a single pic there goes any interest I had in this game

>>720712293
They just do not want to give the face scanned women any makeup. Which is really silly with someone like Miss Roth. It might be partially just dev laziness, they got easy and quick face scans and don't want to spend time and effort in touching them up.

>>720709474
no shit sherlock

>>720709474
He literally has a charm meter in the game. You can use it to swoon and manipulate NPCs

>>720712876
Even male NPCs?
>flashbacks to KCD2
uh oh, chuds aren't gonna like this one, chief

>>720710413
Why are women obsessed with dick?

>>720709362 (OP)
Hes not allowed to fuck
Not my b9nd

>>720711936
I agree but
>name recognition
>existing fans will point out this doesn't feel right
>new fans will say bond was always woke

>>720713298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwRpK8eoLLE
Yes even male NPC. I don't have the time stamp because I'm not watching this whole half hour thing again, sorry anon.

>>720709362 (OP)
> Hot Females
I'll Pass.

>>720713347
because women are just walking vaginas

The goverment spy and assassin shouldnt flirt and have flings with women.

>>720714474
thats what spies did

It's so fucking bad that even Daniel Craig is preferable to this shit. His series at least ATTEMPTS to feel like Bond.

>>720709917
funnily enough they already did that in the last Bond movie so I don't know what people are expecting from this movie (probably more 007 humiliation)

>>720714474
a spy is 99,9% seduction and gossip, 0,1% the rest.

>>720709362 (OP)
does anybody under 40 give a shit about bond?
seems like something my grampa watched

when was the last big bond movie, skyfall? 15 years ago?
imdb says there was no time to die, few years ago, but i never watched it and never heard anybody talking about it

>>720709362 (OP)
'He' will be a tr00ny gay butt fudge eater.

IO finally gets to return to linear movieslop!

>>720714474
but thats literally what all chink spies do for example
its mostly women fucking people
mossad spies are mostly just serial killers who go from country to country killing people
burger "spies" are incompetent cia clowns who get caught everywhere and executed

bongs are a joke
germany does well, but they just buy politicians publicly in europe

>>720711236
Not anymore after seeing this

>>720709362 (OP)
>Bond that isn't Connery, Moore, or Brosnan
not interested

>>720715482
>Skyfall is 13 years old
Shit I feel old now. Thanks anon. But the thing about Bond is that you can just make a few minor tweaks to make the movie contemporary, and it can fit seamlessly into the tastes of any generation of men. James Bond provides such a rich and easy to write foundation that you'd have to retarded to make a BAD James Bond movie. Even if you just copy + paste all the tropes you at least end up with something solid

>>720709362 (OP)
is anyone under the age of 50 excited for a Bond game?

>>720711236
wait, M is a pajeeta??? lmao

>>720711723
Nothing happened, Goldmember is kino

>>720716762
yes, and her actress looks prettier than the character model which makes no sense

>>720709474
>Hates women
>Rapes women
>Alcoholic
Maybe those 3

we must be better agents

>>720711723
Same thing that happened to Rush Hour 3, it was made after 9/11

>>720714612
Honestly, yeah. Craig's Bond may have been brooding and overly emotional at times, but at least it *felt* like a spy thriller with a bit of grit. This new direction completely misses the tone - it’s like they watched Kingsman once and thought that was peak Bond. The class, the poise, the actually competent espionage? Gone. Now it's just b-tier action movie writing with Bond slapped on the label.

>>720712293
Notice how only old hags or nogs are allowed to show cleavage
White women under 30? They don't exist and if they do they are lesbians or more covered than a fucking nun

>>720717275
He only drinks Red Bull now

>>720709362 (OP)
Yes. Looks great.

>>720718247
see >>720711236

>>720709362 (OP)
No, and it has nothing to do with woke shit or any of that. It just looks like generic AAA slop that I've already played 20 times.

>>720709474
being charismatic towards and attracted to woman is bigoted chud behaviour

>cute pajeeta M has Bond's back at all times and defends him against Director Niggerman and surely wants his cock deep inside her ganges river
>cute maids whispering that they're gonna leave "an extra mint" on Bond's pillow tonight... (connect the dots autists, they mean S-E-X)
>cute French-Algerian fellow/rival secret agent starts out conflicted but naturally is going to be infatuated with Bond as the game goes on
>black Moneypenny is cute and naturally wants Bond's cock because that's literally her entire character and always has been
Heterosexual men, we are SO back.
The reason he doesn't need to be a womanizer anymore is because all women are gonna come to him instead.

>>720718339
t, drooling retard

>>720718795
@drooling retard, what did you mean by "t"?

>>720709362 (OP)
Just make a spy game with an original protagonist if you don't want to actually portray James Bond then?

>>720709606
Brandrecognition. Its done to avoid total flops.
Look at Dead Rising 3/4, NuGoyofWar, BaldursGays 3

The upcoming memberberry grifts are also on the horizon.
VtmB2 or Onimusha comes to mind.

>>720709914
unironically, all the fags mid 30 to 60ties will be baited by this shit. Some of them know exactly of this procedure but most normies think it´s just a new chapter from their childhood when everything wasn´t so gay and subversive.

>>720718696
>>cute maids whispering that they're gonna leave "an extra mint" on Bond's pillow tonight

I'll take your Frenchest maid, Mr. Le Chiffre. Serve her a heavy lunch, extra acidic - a platter of pickled vegetables, or perhaps a rich bolognese - and have her finish it with a creamy dessert. After that, station her around the bistro, perhaps, or manning the casino, any location where she must hold on for dear life or face social ostracization. Approximately six minutes before I arrive, send her up to warm my pillow. Given that time frame, her bowels should have adequately marinated. Ensure there are video cameras discretely placed at several angles to properly view her desperation. Also, inform her that the neighboring rooms will be occupied by extremely light sleepers with exceptionally deep pockets, and any untoward disturbances - such as the sound of explosive flatulence - will surely wake them, costing the hotel millions in their future patronage. Oh, and Mr. Le Chiffre? Ask her to leave mints on both pillows, when she's done. I do enjoy an extra mint, from time to time.

>>720709362 (OP)
I hope it'll be good.
I don't except it to be though.