Thread 720713697

Are you the kind of guy that upgrades armor or weapons first?

>>720713697 (OP)
>AC
shit game, uninstall

Weapon,
but most games decide for you by making one cheaper than the other or require materials you can't yet farm

bny

isn't less AC better?

>>720713697 (OP)
My very first priority would be getting rid of rags and wearing something a bit more fashionable.

Give me the axe.

>400crm for the iron armor
>100crm for the magic wand
high defence, casting magic with right hand, and stabbing with left hand
>plus 100crm in rabbit food for the very kind clerk

Defence because damage trades WILL happen. Better to outlive the opponent than die together.

>>720713697 (OP)
The prices of this shop are fucking shit and getting even a decent loadout without any metal armor is impossible.
I buy the mace for 250 crowns, beat that stupid slut shopkeeper to death with her own stock and then loot the hound helm, iron armor, rabbit paw, iron boots, toe ring and wand. That's what you get for your predatory pricing.

>>720713947
Mace is the true gigachad weapon.

>>720713697 (OP)
Two toe rings, please.

>>720714518
>one handed weapon
>gigachad
Betas should keep their mouth shut about matters they don't understand.

>>720714583
Uh oh

>1d7
what the fuck does a seven sided die look like
what the fuck is that

>>720715131
there're a coupe of types, but both are quite funny looking and not that common

>>720714792
>bladed weapon
>gigachad
Shut ya trap, pussy, or I will op ye skull like a water melon.

>>720713697 (OP)
I roll on seduction to charm shopkeeper and get discount.

>>720715450
dice that aren't platonic solids are fucking gay and don't count as real dice
and yes that includes d10

>>720713697 (OP)
Touch the rabbit paw (real).

>>720713697 (OP)
rabbit sex

>>720713697 (OP)
I'm just gonna find most of this shit for free in the next dungeon anyways, lemme just go stop off at the trustworthy alchemist and spend all of my coin there instead.

>>720713697 (OP)
if you buy damage items first, you kill things faster, which means you end up getting more upgrades overall per unit time over time

>>720715605
this is a first for me, a stereometry extremist

>>720713697 (OP)
>Activate sneak mode
>Steal anything I want
>Walk out wearing stolen goods with the shopkeep being none the wiser

>>720715835
>Wasting money at the alchemist.
I will be able to find all that crap in the next dungeon anyways.

You need to save gold for:
>Rare potions like "+attribute permanent".
>Rare equipment with good modifiers or unique equipment.
>Real estate.

>>720714583
>>720715559
>>720715651
>>720715669

>>720715995
Ugly slop

>>720715956
>I will be able to find all that crap in the next dungeon anyways.
That won't be the case though. Armor/Weapons of basically any type? All over the place, you'll be DROWNING in their quantity.
Alchemy ingredients? Oops sorry you didn't go to that one pond in the corner of the map on a blue moon at winter's harvest? Sorry you don't get the special snowflake fish eggs!
But of course year-round every alchemy vendor has ten of them.

>>720715931
If you don't also steal clothes from her back get out of my sight.

>>720716040
Potions are abundant in cheap loot crates.

>>720713697 (OP)
>take Barbarian Axe
>cut off bunny girl's hand
>take Rabbit Paw Talisman (Real) which has +10 Luck
>leave without paying

>>720715920
you will never be a convex regular polyhedron in three dimensional Euclidean space. You have non congruent faces, noncongruent angles, and different numbers of faces at vertexes. You are an arbitrary shape twisted by hobby shops into a crude mockery of natures perfection.

>>720713697 (OP)
if you dont take the 2 luck talisman and the 2x crit sword you actually hate fun

>>720713697 (OP)
offence is the only way

>>720716301
If you do not take the mace, you might not actually know what fun is.

>>720715995
If she already holding the ring with her mouth why doesn't she use it to put the ring where it should go?

The only bladed weapon that is fun is a chainsaw or two chainsaws glued to a stick.
Otherwise, blunt weapons are superiour.

>>720713697 (OP)
>buy the staff
>buy the ring that's on sale because I somehow have the money to buy it now, and the on sale item will be gone later by the time I have enough to buy it for full price then turn out to be completely busted
>bank the rest of the cash for future upgrades since the stupid rabbit isn't selling any more wizard gear, and the beginning of the game probably won't be too hard to deal with until I hit the next shop anyway

>>720713697 (OP)
Take Barbarian Axe, sell Dirk, Rags and Dirty Boots for 52 CRM, Have enough for Polished Boots, tip the Bunny Girl shopkeeper two CRM.

Full Berserker Build. No Armor, No Defense. No Extra Health. Just charging around lopping off heads faster than any enemy can act,

>>720716130
>Potions are abundant in cheap loot crates.
Low tier potions are, but the best ones need maxxed alchemy. Everyone knows that.

>>720715605
I agree. I want all of my dice to be romantic solids.

>>720713697 (OP)
Speed > dps > defence as a luxury
Always and forever

>>720716214
kek

>>720713697 (OP)
>Buying new gear
You didn't beat the game

I buy ring and propose.

>>720715995
Then why is it called a toe ring you stupid hare
This is false advertising

>>720716805
The same reason why they were selling dildos as back massagers in like 60's. If you know, you know.

>>720713697 (OP)
>buy polished boots and eastern sword for 400 crowns
That increases my basic action speed, base damage and crits which is all I need for offense
>buy small shield
it's not much but +1AC and 2 block as to be enough for defense
>100 crowns left over
invest in healing potions or rations or whatever this game uses

>>720717071
They stopped selling dildos and back massagers after the 60s? What the hell

>>720717279
I bet the rabbits are behind this

>>720717495
What's their agenda?

>>720717984
Cornering the human male market

>>720713847
dam cuh u an unc frfr

>>720713697 (OP)
iron shield
spiked armor
iron sword
comes out to 600. you can wrap the rag around your head and pretend to be a jihadi too.
but this is how a roman would have done it, focus on defense and win every trade with the enemy.

>>720716401
>>720716780

>>720719431
She must be impressed the toe ring fit on your finger. You know what they say about guys with big hands. They're the best at petting.

>>720713697 (OP)
All games get armor wrong. Even kcd pretends that armor has any worth, while stamina is the superstat. Great game designers as they are, all enemies have unlimited stamina.

>>720719431
Now I can loot everything in the shop for free. Lawful Evil chads always get ahead.

depends on how hard the enemies hit

>>720720657
>>720719431
No, you tell her to give you the best equipment and it return you'll supply her with equipment from looted foes. It's a perfect merchant-adventurer synergii.

>>720713697 (OP)
Buy Iron Shield > Main hand
Buy Small Shield > Offhand
Buy Spiked Armor

>>720713697 (OP)
Always weapons first. More damage means shorter TTK means getting hit less means greater survivability anyway.

>>720713697 (OP)
Usually I'd say weapons but this shop doesn't sell any polearms so I'll be saving my gold tyvm

>>720713697 (OP)
>buy barbarian axe
>kill the furry

>>720713697 (OP)
weapons of course
either I kill you in one hit, or I die in one hit

>>720713697 (OP)
>400 armor
>100 Magic Wand
>100 small shield
Nice try killing a heavy armored wizard

>>720724502
>wastes skill points on heavy armor proficiency instead of mana or spellcasting ability
>casting at disadvantage because of armor encumbrance and occupied offhand
ishygddt

killing things fast is always the best defense

>>720713697 (OP)
>buy Heavy Saber
>use it on regular enemy
>it dies before the bleed effect matters
>use it on boss
>immune

>>720713697 (OP)
>AC
>but also +X Defense
>2x critical on one weapon but also Brutal Critical on another
Kek what the fuck it's like whoever made this couldn't decide between a traditional RPG or TTRPG rules so they just did whatever

In bethesda games, you can get full armor sets off level 1 bandits but they all have shitty iron weapons so you always buy a good steel tier weapon knowing armor will drop later

I always make sure to go for offense after filling all my equipment slots.
Dead enemies deal no damage

>>720713697 (OP)
I only upgrade defense once I've finished maxing out offense
Probably not the intended design but playing as a glass cannon is cool

>>720720480
This is the realest post ITT. Game devs still think armor is cosplay-tier unless it's your HP bar. Meanwhile actual medieval historians are screaming into the void that plate makes you nearly impervious to anything that isn't a warhammer or a crossbow bolt at point-blank range. But nah, gotta keep Geoff the Bandit doing 180° spin attacks with infinite stamina breaking your ribcage through full plate like it’s cardboard.

Bump

>>720713697 (OP)
Weapons.
I don't need armor if I kill the enemy faster.

>>720713697 (OP)
2kat and barter to sell the starter gear and my remaining 100 bucks for the leather armor

>>720713697 (OP)
Spiked mace, Spiked armor, sell my old boots for 50cr and then buy the polished boots, ready for school ma.

>>720713697 (OP)
Eastern sword, spiked armor, polished boots

>>720713697 (OP)
if the game lets you evade or counter, I go glass cannon build until I get my ass kicked too much

>>720730082
>duel wield

>not so stealth furry thread
FAGS

>>720715605
>>720716693
i use exclusively appolonic dice

>>720713697 (OP)
>single digit AC armor
>no + weapons
I'd rather risk going to a shop in the higher level zone to get +8 weapons so I can one shot everything in the starting zone.

>>720731794
>going to a shop in the higher level zone to get +8 weapons so I can one shot everything in the starting zone
Weak!

>>720713697 (OP)
Why don't you do something about the enemy mob outside your shop that tried to kill me on my way inside cunt.

>Polished Boots
>Leather armor
>Talisman
Time to punch some rats