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Anonymous No.720714972 [Report] >>720715451 >>720715501 >>720715786 >>720715820 >>720716319 >>720717595 >>720718493 >>720719962
This didn't age well...
Anonymous No.720715451 [Report] >>720715902 >>720716191 >>720719142
>>720714972 (OP)
>nick smash bros flopped twice
>steam deck was a $600 tech demo
Anonymous No.720715501 [Report]
>>720714972 (OP)
>t. mario
Anonymous No.720715786 [Report] >>720715958
>>720714972 (OP)
The fuck is a "scrimblo roster?"
Anonymous No.720715820 [Report]
>>720714972 (OP)
It did. The steam deck btfo the switch.
Anonymous No.720715902 [Report]
>>720715451
>tech demo
You really shouldn't be using terms you clearly don't understand.
Anonymous No.720715958 [Report] >>720716097
>>720715786
Meme about smash bros rosterfags, basically a stand-in for any colorful mascot character.
Anonymous No.720716056 [Report] >>720719454
>steam
>porn
O nonononono HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.720716059 [Report]
Can you imagine if there was steam chart for Mario Kart world player counts. Tendies would literally kill themself as it drops off the cliff, lmao
Anonymous No.720716097 [Report] >>720717807 >>720719576
>>720715958
I used to hate the "weeb" JRPG fans who kept getting their anime picks but since getting older I've realized it's the manchild platformer fans who whine about any JRPG In a Nintendo Direct that are more embarassing to witness
Anonymous No.720716191 [Report]
>>720715451
>still using my deck at work
When does the demo end?
Anonymous No.720716319 [Report]
>>720714972 (OP)
>Left
fun little party game that served its purpose, is a game only succesfull if it has a cult of manchildren who wont move on after 30 years?
>Deck
14 thousand games and still counting :^)
Anonymous No.720716460 [Report]
Gabe bros...
Anonymous No.720716593 [Report]
>Eck
>Can still play games i bought in 2012
>increased res and FPS
>free of charge

>Switch
>Nintendo has to grant me the privelage to play old Wii games from 2012
>they might offer a option higher than 30 fps (dont count on it considering Sunshine was still 30 fps on 3D all stars)
>that'll be 80$ plus tip plus 40$ amiboo figure
i dont understand how you can deal with this
Anonymous No.720717595 [Report]
>>720714972 (OP)
i wonder what the decknoy who drawed that looks like
Anonymous No.720717807 [Report] >>720718130
>>720716097
Watching all the 40-50 year old streamers roll their eyes at fire emblem but coom over a desolate wasteland of nothingness for samus to drive through never gets old.
Anonymous No.720718130 [Report]
>>720717807
Liking fire emblem is embarrassing
Anonymous No.720718493 [Report] >>720718791 >>720719106
>>720714972 (OP)

What killed the Steam Deck is the same thing that killed the Xbox, ZERO exclusives. When you base your product on stealing other people's games, its bound to fail. Ask Xbox, it has Nintendo emulators in dev mode and Xbox is completely DEAD and buried.

Moral of the story, MAKE EXCLUSIVE GAMES.
Anonymous No.720718791 [Report] >>720718918
>>720718493
>MAKE EXCLUSIVE GAMES.
the Deck has thousands of games that cant be played on the Switch
Anonymous No.720718918 [Report] >>720719019
>>720718791

So does Xbox.
Anonymous No.720719019 [Report] >>720719150
>>720718918
how many MAU does Xbox have?
Anonymous No.720719106 [Report] >>720719243
>>720718493
>exclusives
It's a miniature PC, you fucking twit. That's the entire fucking point.
Anonymous No.720719142 [Report]
>>720715451
>smash ultimate is dead
>switch 2 is losing momentum and everything on it is flopping
>mario kart world flopped due to nintendo not giving it dlc
More like the picture accidentally aged better than expected
Anonymous No.720719150 [Report]
>>720719019

Not enough to make the hardware sell.
Anonymous No.720719243 [Report]
>>720719106
>It's a miniature PC

And that's why it sold like shit. It has no identity. Its just a shitty NUC PC with a screen with NO exclusives games.
Anonymous No.720719354 [Report]
Gabe Newell is a scammer who belongs in federal prison for fraud.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Anonymous No.720719408 [Report] >>720719743
Gabe and Phil spent all their time trying to STEAL Nintendo's games instead of making EXCLUSIVE games for their platform. This is why they both look like AIDS patients due to the fact that both their products flopped. Its sad and pathetic.
Anonymous No.720719454 [Report]
>>720716056
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3755860/BLACK_SOULS/
I could also install MGQ:P if I wanted to. You're not limited to just Steam games.
Anonymous No.720719576 [Report]
>>720716097
JRPGs should have less shitty and interchangeable characters
>dude, it's wide eye'd teen faggot with sword!
Anonymous No.720719743 [Report]
>>720719408
>fatass with the 2 decade old franchise having the most anticipated game sequel ever is actually a hack because of exclusives
Anonymous No.720719962 [Report]
>>720714972 (OP)
Needs updated with the Sonic Kart racer
Anonymous No.720721421 [Report]
Is this the thread