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Anonymous No.720717363 >>720717994 >>720718275 >>720722025 >>720724008 >>720724205 >>720724621 >>720725119
How do you even come back from this?
Anonymous No.720717406
>no u

Too easy.
Anonymous No.720717418 >>720717459 >>720717951
mating press
Anonymous No.720717459 >>720722049
>>720717418
you can't mating press a psychopath
Anonymous No.720717951 >>720721040 >>720721108
>>720717418
Plapable
Anonymous No.720717994
>>720717363 (OP)
Anonymous No.720718008 >>720720738
sf6 is dogshit
Anonymous No.720718113 >>720721016
Sperg the fuck out and insist that you're not an idiot, making her lose all interest in you. I did this from youth to like senior year of high school and it totally ruined my life. Thank you insecure devouring, helicopter mother with malignant narsist (she did he best and it's not her fault)
Anonymous No.720718275
>>720717363 (OP)
You tickle her soft sweaty pits.
Anonymous No.720720738 >>720722903
>>720718008
It's all we have :c MK and Tekken shit the bed and the anime fighters aren't even good anymore
Anonymous No.720721016
>>720718113
B-b-b-based!
Fuck those subhumans with their retarded games!
Next time, just tell her:
>"Instead of playing games with my, why don't you play with my balls while you suck me off, you dumb bitch?"
Then slap her ass and watch her blush.
Trust me, it works on AI.
Anonymous No.720721040
>>720717951
You say that now, but give her 12 hours, 4 Red Bulls, and a poorly veiled compliment-she’ll be plapping you into the mattress like a Looney Tune in heat.
Anonymous No.720721108 >>720721226
>>720717951
>le super unhealthy diet living lazy girl is...extremely fit, athletic and attractive
bit retarded desu
Anonymous No.720721226 >>720721441 >>720721720
>>720721108
Have you never heard of a cheat day?
Anonymous No.720721441 >>720723839
>>720721226
1 cheat day will literally destroy years of hard work instantly
Anonymous No.720721720 >>720723839
>>720721226
For most people a cheat day in a diet is like a nuclear bomb in a war.
Both just end.
Anonymous No.720722025
>>720717363 (OP)
Easy, I agree with her, then let her beat me up, and then I'll lick her feet clean because they got sweaty from kicking me, then I'll pledge eternal servitude underneath her as a chair or doormat.
Anonymous No.720722049
>>720717459
Watch me
Anonymous No.720722903
>>720720738
better off playing nothing then.
Anonymous No.720723839
>>720721441
>>720721720
That's implying that people who can shoot energy out of their bodies can't handle one cheat day every once and a while. Road Warriors are straight superhumans.
Anonymous No.720724008
>>720717363 (OP)
>"Yeah, but I'm your idiot."
>proceed to spend the rest of the night cuddling and watching Zyuranger or some shit like that
Anonymous No.720724205 >>720724515
>>720717363 (OP)
Pin her down and suck the cum right out of her penis.
Anonymous No.720724515
>>720724205
It's Juri; she'd bang you like a snare drum and fill you like a donut
Anonymous No.720724621
>>720717363 (OP)
What do you mean? This was her response to me after I came deep inside her. I won!
Anonymous No.720725119
>>720717363 (OP)
evil CGA lady