Thread 720718359

How much longer until SEGA realizes Rouge needs a spinoff stealth game? A decade more?
Why are they so retarded? It's a guaranteed success

sega just needs to sell bat milk. bring that to my local shelf and my wallet is yours.

>>720718359 (OP)
Coomer brain thread

>>720718415
fuck off retard

>>720718440
Coomer brain response

>>720718412
Bat milk?

>>720718359 (OP)
They would have to redesign her mechanics to suit stealth gameplay, inexplicably pissing off even the people who hated the the Emerald missions in Adventure.

>>720718359 (OP)
they're embarrassed of this character and wish she didn't exist

>>720718359 (OP)
Keep her away from human men.

>>720718748
redesign mechanics from what? Just make an entire game from scratch

>>720718748
Rouge literally doesn't play the same between any two games, that would be fine.

If I bought Sega I'd make spinoffs for basically every Sonic character

>>720720542
based

>>720719231
It is our right - no, our duty - to ensure they are not allowed to extinguish her.

>>720719687
why?

I have Rouge fatigue.

>>720719231
we have to do everything we can to make sure that she stays

>>720718748
sonic team can't even handle ONE playstyle, how the hell would they make a game with a different one?

>>720718359 (OP)
Gotta make sure the game has really good jiggle physics and lots of outfits to put her in.

>>720721231
Because she'll BRRRRREEEEEEEEEED with them! She'll MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAATE with them!

>>720724610
what did he mean by this?

HOT
CHICK
HEAVEN

>>720718359 (OP)
Had a shortstack Filipino classmate who was 7 years older than me in college, she dressed as a sexy bat for a halloween party, got blitzed and got really handsy trying to get me to come home with her.
I pussied out but any time I see Rouge I remember her badonkers pushed into my chest and her rum-soaked breath in my face

>>720725014
Rouge the Bat loves to FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNICAAAAAAAAAATE with human men!

>>720725238
good memories

Rouge is my favorite sonic character and sex doesn't need to be a reason why. She's that good

>>720725238
I had something similar happen to me but she was 9 years younger than me. I wasn't gonna get myself in trouble over a 14 year old.
I occasionally am reminded of her a decade later.

>>720726431
literally a world-spanning stealing adventure game, this couldn't be easier. Sega is fucking mentally challenged for not doing it

>>720718359 (OP)
sonic fans dont want a stealth game retard

>>720726651
okay tell me what retarded, half-baked game they want then? Another mobile shit-tier runner?

>>720723480
>can crawl into vents
>camera zooms in on her ass before turning into first person

>>720727067
>hang upside down
>her titties flop toward her face

>>720719231
no they aren't, shes one of their most beloved characters

>>720718359 (OP)
Hopefully soon, I need more people to seethe over coomer games and for everyone else to enjoy them.

>>720718440
You sound upset. Wanna talk about it?

>>720728415
no, I'm busy drawing Rouge milkers

>>720719231
Obviously, they censored her a dozen times and what's left of sega's audience still enjoys here, I bet every time people like Ian look at her, he gets upset because she's a literal affront to his ideology. To a feminist, Rouge is the devil basically.

If Rouge got her own game, it'd be Ian's personal nightmare, I can picture it now:

>"God, I have to work with Rouge again in another game, how can I give her as little lines as possible to make those gooner Chuds angry? How many times fo to I have to tell those savages that Men aren't needed to make a game profitable and that profits are an invention of Western Capitalism and don't matter??"

>*Makes an angry tweet on his Bluesky account while he clumsily get into his car.*

>"Ah shoot, DANG it, she has her own romance dialogue and customization options?? Oh my science, Japanese is culture is soo disgusting, they can't be Africanized soon enough! If only my millions upon millions of fans could understand how much I sacrifice in order to try to educate these people, they're like toddlers, I swear.

>*He makes another angry tweet on his bluesky account and likes another one denouncing White people. Can't post anything negative about the Japanese because his job depends on it, but Ian can barely contain himself*

>"Ohhhh why can't these savages just do what their betters like me say say faster, I thought Abe dying would be the beginning of our revolution here in Japan, this is taking too long! Uh! This can't be happening, I'm going to be late again, this traffic is just impossible right now!"

>*Angrily posts an anti-Rouge meme, but deletes it quickly because he didn't want to risk a ban by posting such an impure image of her.*

>"No no, damn it! Her tits are still way too big, I'd better complain to Hakuri Satomi for the dozenth time about Rouge this morning!!"

>>720718691
and cookies for everyone

>>720718359 (OP)
>an entire games worth of treasure hunting levels

Obviously, they censored her a dozen times and what's left of sega's male audience STILL enjoys her. I bet every time people like Ian look at her, he gets upset because she's a literal affront to his ideology because to a feminist, Rouge is the devil basically. If Rouge got her own game, it'd be Ian's personal nightmare, I can picture it now:

>"God, I have to work with Rouge again but it's her own game this time, how can I give her as little lines as possible to make those gooner Chuds angry? How many times do to need to tell those savages that Men aren't needed to make a game profitable and that profits are an invention of Western Capitalism and profits don't matter?? Why must I do all the thinking around here? I need to invite more like-minded people like myself here, otherwise I'll go nuts.

>*Makes an angry post on his Bluesky account while he clumsily get into his car.*

>"Ah DAMN IT, she has to have her own romance dialogue and customization options? Oh my science, Japanese is culture is soo disgusting, they can't be Africanized soon enough! If only my millions upon millions of fans could understand how much I sacrifice in order to try to educate these people, they're like toddlers, I swear.

>*He makes another angry post on his bluesky account and likes another one denouncing White people. Ian laments not being able to post anything negative about the Japanese because his job depends on it.*

>"Ohhhh why can't these savages just do what their betters like me say faster, I thought Abe dying would be the beginning of our revolution here in Japan, this is taking too long! Uh! This can't be happening, I'm going to be late again, this traffic is just impossible right now!"

>*Angrily posts an anti-Rouge meme, but deletes it quickly because he didn't want to risk a ban by posting such an impure image of her.*

>"No no, damn it! Her tits are still way too big, I'd better complain to Hakuri Satomi about Rouge again for the tenth time this week."

>>720719231
Obviously, they censored her a dozen times and what's left of sega's male audience STILL enjoys her. I bet every time people like Ian look at her, he gets upset because she's a literal affront to his ideology because to a feminist, Rouge is the devil basically. If Rouge got her own game, it'd be Ian's personal nightmare, I can picture it now:

>"God, I have to work with Rouge again but it's her own game this time, how can I give her as little lines as possible to make those gooner Chuds angry? How many times do to need to tell those savages that Men aren't needed to make a game profitable and that profits are an invention of Western Capitalism and profits don't matter?? Why must I do all the thinking around here? I need to invite more like-minded people like myself here, otherwise I'll go nuts.

>*Makes an angry post on his Bluesky account while he clumsily get into his car.*

>"Ah DAMN IT, she has to have her own romance dialogue and customization options? Oh my science, Japanese is culture is soo disgusting, they can't be Africanized soon enough! If only my millions upon millions of fans could understand how much I sacrifice in order to try to educate these people, they're like toddlers, I swear.

>*He makes another angry post on his bluesky account and likes another one denouncing White people. Ian laments not being able to post anything negative about the Japanese because his job depends on it.*

>"Ohhhh why can't these savages just do what their betters like me say faster, I thought Abe dying would be the beginning of our revolution here in Japan, this is taking too long! Uh! This can't be happening, I'm going to be late again, this traffic is just impossible right now!"

>*Angrily posts an anti-Rouge meme, but deletes it quickly because he didn't want to risk a ban by posting such an impure image of her.*

>"No no, damn it! Her tits are still way too big, I'd better complain to Hakuri Satomi about Rouge again for the tenth time this week."

>>720718359 (OP)
Nobody actually cares about Sonic characters or their games.
SEGA could make themselves a trillion dollar company overnight by announcing a 6 hour Rouge VR porn. They just don't want money.

>>720718359 (OP)
She's below the height of consent sadly.

Rouge's toes in my mouth while she smugly teases me

>>720731575
>date 3'10" woman
>look like giant gigachad

>>720731575
>Height of consent.

Kek. Man, Westerners had better not visit Guatemala, The Philippians and Nepal then, those people are TINY. ...I'll have to book a trip to one of those places eventually.