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Yakuza 9 plot leaked

I'll take it as long as HACKoyama isn't writing.

>>720738007 (OP)
could be unironically kino

>>720738007 (OP)
i'm surprised islam isn't more popular in japan considering their lifestyle

Kiryu will blow up rubber infidels with rubber bombs

>>720738007 (OP)
how many upvotes did this picture have before you stole it?

>>720738007 (OP)
Kiryu was a yakuzer only in 0 and by technicality 1

all muslims are only doing so because they want 72 virgins to rape after they die

>>720738917
Is it too late to claim the 72 virgins offer? Im kinda interested in that deal

>>720738917
i didn't even know the 72 virgin thing was real, i thought it was something Postal 2 made up

>>720738917
can you blame them?
72 HOT BITCHES just waiting for you in afterlife, ready to do whatever you want for the rest of your holy resting years?
it's based

I prefer the "Undertaker has converted to islam" meme.

>>720739098
>go through them all in a few days and now you are stuck good for the rest of eternity
kek

>yacuzzi
ouch, bad thread

>>720739098
>go through them all in a few days and now you are stuck with used goods for the rest of eternity
kek

>>720739376
Virgin: the post

>>720739376
but you're the one that broke the hymen doe...

>>720739070
It's a made up hadith

why do muslims make their female children wear hijabs?
kind of messed up if you really think about it when you know what the main purpose of the hijab is for

I like how Muslim Faith promises you sex slaves in the afterlife like you are some kind of low IQ retard animal that only cares about sex instead of promising you freedom from being horny all the time.
And before you assume i am some prude i jerk of like 2-3 times a day and i had regular sex whit all of my 3 past girlfriends regularly.
But i would prefer to not have to deal whit base desires all the time.

神は二つだけである。皇帝とアッラー

>>720738917
Sounds like a lite version of any weeb's dream.

>>720738007 (OP)
Wouldn't even be surprised

>>720740072
I like how you're pretending that you don't want to fuck 72 virgins to sound cool on 4chan.

>>720738493
The Japs like their khamr too much

>>720738007 (OP)
Chairman of the ummah clan

>>720738007 (OP)
did the prophet really fugg a 9 year old girl?

>>720740878
Out of 10

>>720740317
I fucked 3 virgins and each one was worse than the last.
Only tribal retards who never had sex care about virginity.

>>720739376
It really does reek of something thought up by some stone-age retard with no comprehension of eternity
>A WHOLE SEVENTY TWO Virgins! Haha yes, that would take you FOREVER to get through!

>>720739969
Getting them into the mindset of wearing what's basically a collar nice and early
They're not the only ones who do this mind you, why do you think babies are snipped

>>720740843
>Bbbut its was Djinn not Black people.
>So its ok that Mohamed got ass fucked.
People actually use this as an excuse instead of denying it

>>720741292
>retards who never had sex care about virginity
I don't expect you to see the irony

>>720738007 (OP)
These recent events will change japan forever.

>>720741538
It makes sense with polygamy
>men get 3 wives
>so 2/3 of men will never get laid
>marriages are arranged so most girls marry older guys with money
>tell incel population they can get pussy by dying for the incel system

>>720742013
Surely its the other way and the men with multiple wives are a relatively rare exception

>>720738007 (OP)
They'd have to remove the drinking mechanic

>>720742013
Happens with polygamous mormon communities too but they don't have wars to get rid of young guys. They'll basically pick boys to get rid of at birth and never let them out of the commune. When they hit 16 the boys are taken by their dads on a road trip and ditched somewhere far away.

>>720739098
>HOT BITCHES
this can be subjective, does allah choose bitches he finds attractive or what you find attractive?

>>720739969
>main purpose of the hijab is for
It was literally invented because one of Mohammed's buddies was out for a night walk and saw Mohammed's wife and other women shitting, so he complained

>>720738007 (OP)
the islamic faith is a joke and its perverted, their own prophet mohammad was bewitched by satan and the quran doesnt even say he went to heaven lol. muslims are all "we are the religion of peace" until they're the majorty in your country and then its ISLAM OR ELSE you get beheaded

>>720742545
I'm assuming it's women you find attractive
Like 72 variants of women you'd personally consider to be 10s

>>720742604
Holy SOVL

>>720742669
what if i like 2d women?

>>720742604
This shit is further proof Jews and Muslims are just the same brand of shitskins.

>>720742604
they are the bad guys
I always side with the bad guys

>>720742970
actually your instinct is 100% correct and a lot of the saudis you see in the news are basically larping jews. jews also created hamas/houthis etc so they can attack themselves to get sympathy from the world, and retaliate on innocent people because the "terrorists" they invented could be anywhere. its very jewish, sadly it works quite well

>>720742908
they'll look exactly like your 2d women I guess
I'm not muslim so I can't really answer this

>>720741671
They were angels actually

>>720743234
notice how rabbinic judaism and islam started around the same time(600ad), kind of weird but something to look into.

>>720743638
STOP NOTICING!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720738007 (OP)
Nah he will find the spring well of immortality so they can keep milking yakuza forever.

>>720738007 (OP)
leaked heat action

>>720743857
perfect opportunity to lazily re-use this animation from that one haruka/puppy cutscene

>>720740072
People who aren't mentally ill don't loathe their drives for sex, food and drink.

>>720743638
>>720743680
Didn't Muhammad only get mad about Jews when they rejected his Messiah application? Maybe he was trying to cash in on their movement, got told to leave and coopted it instead.

>>720738917
They also have femboys in muslim heaven "servicing" you at the dinner table
>>720739376
>>720741538
They regrow their hymens and become virgins again after you're finished

>>720742604
>that image
Do people seriously believe this shit? Did you even fact check any of those?

>>720744928
>femboys
Just boys. They were considered more desirable than girls to the original Muslims. There's a stupid amount of erotic Islamic poetry about young boys.

>>720745793
here's the only 4 words you need to look up to understand islam

>>720745987
sorry pal, but i'm not buying this

I am constantly surprised by how retarded Muslims actually are and how retarded their actual beliefs are

>>720738917
Are the virgins female? I don't like that offer :(

How Kiryu would react after reading the Talmud?

>>720742561
>Mohammad pbuh invented the hijab
Women were forced to cover centuries before Islam, The Virgin Mary mother of Jesus for example.

>>720738007 (OP)
isn't the whole point of this series that he hates being a gangster and wants out?

>>720738007 (OP)
Will he finally get 4 wife now?

>>720746995
mother of the incarnated God*

>>720747168
His name is Rabbi Yeshua.

>>720747168
And second person of the trinity
muzis btfo

>>720741876
Maria is a SEAmonkey...and they've been a stain in Japan for a looong ass time. Jap men beat the shit out of them lol

>>720747465
Jesus never had sex.

>>720738493
The Japanese eat a good deal of pork, like dogs, have alcohol as part of their business culture, and enjoy looking at women that aren't covered in bedsheets.
Exactly what part of Islam fits well?

>>720747659
Lmao what a loser

>>720747729
>he doesn't know about kamikaze

>>720747921
We nuked that out of them.

>>720748140
Do it one more time in Middle East maybe? Scratch that, do it several more times in Middle East.

>>720748324
How dare speak that way about your greatest ally! filthy goy.

>>720745793
I collected the sources for you. I'm sure you'll read them:
>you can rape, marry and divorce per-pubescent girls
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/65.4
>you can enslave for sex and work
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.3
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.24
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/33.50
>you can beat women
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.34
>you will need 4 muslim male witnesses to prove a rape
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/24.4
>kill jews and christians if they do not convert or pay jizya tax
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/9.29
>crucify and amputate non-muslims
https://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.12
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/47.4
>you will kill non-muslims to receive 72 virgins
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/9.111
>you will kill anyone who leaves islam
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/2.217
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.89
>you will behead non-muslims
https://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.12
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/47.4
>you will kill and be killed for allah
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/9.5
>you will terrorize non-muslims
https://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.12
https://quranx.com/Tafsir/Jalal/8.60
>steal from non-muslims
https://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.1
>lie to strengthen islam
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/3.54
https://quranx.com/tafsirs/9.3
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/16.106
https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/40.28
>tl;dr
Islam commands Muslims to rape, kill and subjugate everyone around them. They're encouraged to lie if it means hiding their beliefs, but just because a Muslim denies these things doesn't mean they're hiding it. The majority of them are functionally illiterate and rely on Imams to tell them the contents of their religion, meaning an Islamic community is one good Imam away from turning into animals. Somali apostate Ayaan Hirsi Ali said the religion has two halves: Mecca and Medina Islam. Mecca Muslims follow the peaceful passages from when their prophet didn't have enough followers to invade. Medina Muslims follow his later commands from after he became a bandit and later a warlord. Neither is good.

>>720750302
Based! Allah is the One True God!

>>720738007 (OP)
Kiryu has been out of the Yakuza longer than he's been in for ages now.

>>720743442
I may not be able to read Arabic, but goddamn does that translation read like trash. It seriously looks like early MTL garbage, with all the 'or something like that'.

>>720747729
>and enjoy looking at women that aren't covered in bedsheets.
why do westfags think this, every women outside is a half naked whore

>>720738007 (OP)
So now he's going to commit twice as much crime?

i miss when the threads were not about games instead of not about games and retard propaganda

>>720750965
>or something like that
Islamic scholars are much more open to interpretations than Christian ones so a certain amount of innacuracy in accounts and translations. For example, the word "meek" in "the meek shall inherit the earth" (Mattew 5:5) more accurately means "the strong who are humble" or "a broken in horse (as in powerful but tamed)". In Islam scholars would acknowledge the lack in translation and encourage readers to learn Arabic so they can truly understand the original text. In this case Arabic sadly doesn't have a word for gay ahegao.

>>720750302
>MUH FEMINISM
shut the fuck up. that's the most based part of islam.
religious discrimination is what bothers people about islam

>>720753556
Cuckold

virgin

>>720745987
>taqiyya
Isn't that just the word for a Mexican restaurant that makes tacos?

>>720738007 (OP)
better a gangster than a mudslime

>>720753679
Look at yourself defending feminists. Gaming is a joke because of people like you who let them walk all over everything.

>>720753849
You're literally a male feminist

https://youtu.be/wksfmveQRgw?si=7404tlYUr-PHIC_z
https://youtu.be/XZeh3T8_TLo?si=fFIdDr_t2Chk493D
https://youtu.be/yu4U_uI74UU?si=s6v5vXwHf1Y0N6zS

>>720754381
You are confused right now and I pity you.

>>720754847
>>720750302

>>720754875
You think being against rape is feminism instead of basic morality, cuckold

What's so cool about Islam anyway? Don't you get to spend less time in playing vidya to share time with prayers and stuff instead?

>>720755357
Depending on the country you a pass for some crimes

>>720755502
what "crimes" are we talking about?

>>720755658
In the UK you can be armed, trade drugs and take part in underage rape gangs

>>720738007 (OP)
Want to enrage a muslim? Point out that they follow a pedophile, that moon never split in half and that semen is not stored in the back.

>>720755883
https://youtu.be/mIrFOFgg9bw?si=U9XDUCzzUJcFHI6S

>>720745831
>muslims get 72 virgins AND unlimited free shotas delivering unlimited free breadsticks
olive garden of eden ass religion, fuck it, sign me up

>>720755357
Of all the things to criticize of Islam, the counter-feminism and not cucking to your enemies is not it. That shit is what makes it based. The mandatory daily 5 prayers are the inconvenience.

>>720739745
Hadiths are the worst part of Islam and it's crazy how much muslims put up with them

>>720755036
are you retarded? Conquering women is based. If God wills it as an all knowing omnipotent being then it is objective Good. Stop being a cuck.

>>720742970
>This shit is further proof Jews and Muslims are just the same brand of shitskins.
Well, yeah, what do you think a "semite" is?

>>720757504
You like the idea of watching other men fucking women. Don't pretend you know what based is, fag.

>>720757059
Why don't you convert then instead of cucking to your enemies?

Why do we continue to allow kikes and Mudslimes to exist they have done nothing good to the world and bring ruin and destruction everywhere they go

>>720757059
for me it's their season of fasting because i need a big mac every three to five hours or i get hangry

>>720747921
The whole bushido bullshit was a result of 19th century ultra-nationalism, militarism and a completely falsified super-idealized view of the "glorious past".

The real Samurai were much more nuanced than that. They didn't commit Sepuku for a tiny infraction like pop-history would make you think. It was just the death penalty for the nobility for SEVERE crimes.

Think of it like how commoners would get hanged while nobles were beheaded over in Europe.

I'm my own God, so Allah is inferior to me.

>>720738007 (OP)
Finally, Kiryu can have a child bride.

>>720757820
I'm just saying, Islam is right about women.

>>720738007 (OP)
Isn't this what happened to Inoki?