Thread 720739694

Who was in the wrong here?

I'm on team Chibi because my ex was dating caveman for a while after we broke up.

>>720739694 (OP)
The dust won't be settled until there is bloodshed

If anybody fuckin backtalked me live in front of an audience I would go absolutely berserk. Bring the entire event down with my fury, nobody disrespects me like that

>>720739694 (OP)
Chibi. He just sat down and pretended to be lifelong friends with a guy who just wanted to show off how good he is at a game. Thankfully he's a depressed mess living alone in Japan.

>>720739694 (OP)
The fag on the left, cringemeister 4000 right there.

Serious question what's up with speedrunning community and the amount of trannies? I would guess in normal human population, assuming the jews are already subverting the culture, there is maybe 1 tranny per 1000 people. In america it's probably 1 in 100. But in speedrunning events you can see almost half the people there are abominations. What's up with that?

>>720739694 (OP)
Guy on the left went to Japan and got himself a Japanese girlfriend. Guy on the right trooned out and is sucking penor.
So it's up to you who is in the wrong here.

>>720740213
Tldr a lot of autism and in community grooming.

>>720740000
calm down snowflake

>>720739694 (OP)
They're both pathetic autistic faggots

>>720739694 (OP)
Caveman did literally nothing wrong and time has proven chibi is a faggot cunt
So chibi

>>720740213
well trannies are male and males have autism
it's like 2 + 2 = 4

>>720740213
Speedrunning = Autistic + unemployed

>>720739694 (OP)
>Spend a couple thousand dollars to show off niche games speed run you are passionate about at charity event
>Guy you have never met sits down next to you live and starts making awful unfunny jokes cutting you off during your slot
>Ask in about the most polite way you possibly could to have him shut the fuck up
Hmmmm

>>720739694 (OP)
Whoever organized the event is guilty. Yes, Caveman was unnecessarily rude, but he shouldn't be the one adding to the conversation. There should be a runner and someone else commentating. Why did they add a random autistic kid who knew nothing about the game?

>>720741295
>Yes, Caveman was unnecessarily rude
No he wasn't. He was incredibly respectful

>>720741295
it was like 6AM or something. they didnt have a mediator

>>720740213
You have to be mentally ill to want to be a speedrunner.

>>720741295
>Why did they add a random autistic kid who knew nothing about the game
They didn't chibi literally just walked up and sat down. GDQ use to be extremely lax
>>720741601
They did have a staff on mic doing donations. If the staff member really wanted to they could have called for someone to tap on his shoulder. Caveman did the best he could be expected to do

>>720741375
>He was incredibly respectful
He wasn't rude per se but you definitely need to go outside if you think he was INCREDIBLY respectful.

People forget there was a Bubsy speedrun right before that where Chibi was on the couch uninvited making jokes and nobody had a problem with it. Caveman’s reaction is what made this a shitshow.

>>720742398
The guy was being pretty restrained at first given the circumstances and adjusting for him being an autismo speedrunner. You have a point but context matters, for who he was, he was being pretty mild.
Some guys would have had a full sperg out.

>>720742398
How would you more politely ask someone to be quite and fuck off anon? That is far more polite than 99.9% of humans are capable of doing. The only more tactful way of dealing with it is bitch shit like ignoring him

>>720739694 (OP)
in the end chibi won

>>720739694 (OP)
Someone give me a qrd I can't rewatch the video so idr who is who

Chibi shouldn't have been there in the first place.

Caveman was being a dick and his run would have been boring if it were just him and his zombie squad.

But overall it was Chibi's fault.

>>720742993
Left is chibi the annoying sperg. Right is caveman "I would really prefer if you were quiet. But yes" sperg

>>720740213
They both have strong links to autism

>>720741295
>>720741928
idk if true but I remember reading one of the quiet guys on the couch invited chibi to sit there on account of being his birthday, they weren't expecting chibi to start autistically trying to joke every other minute, and he failed to read the room until caveman shoved the room in his face basically

>>720743371
Ok ty. Right was heavily in the wrong. Everyone knows GDQ is cringe and the people are annoying. Don't go if you can't be at least a little professional while running. Embarrassing someone like that live is unforgivable.

>>720743713
t. Chibi
GDQ use to be cool as shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA

>Telling an autist to please be quiet is going too far
Dude had a lot of patience and managed to communicate very clearly what he wanted. He is also the speedrunner. Who the fuck would think chibi is in any way right or that caveman was rude before that point?

>>720739694 (OP)
GDQ was so much better when it was just a small gathering of people and had well known community names. A bunch of a guys in 1 room taking turns running, talking about the game just for the love of it. Now it's a troon safe space for heckin reddit wholesomrino moments full of manufactured garbage and only used my speedrunners to gain notoriety for their 2 viewer twitch channel. Btw banning popular people from a charity event because their ideals don't match yours is retarded.

So confirmed, Santa's #1 helper is a squirrel.

>>720739694 (OP)
Depends on who bites the dust first, granted they're both retarded autistic faggots.

>>720743873
>Who the fuck would think chibi is in any way right or that caveman was rude before that point?
people baiting or are giga speds themselves. Thank fuck I have the autism that allows me to accurately access situations even if it is almost always over analyzing

>>720743978
I legitimately think chibi v caveman killed GDQ. It was the last year any amount of fun was had and after that they went full corpo to avoid future embarrassments. Now ironically the entire event is an embarrassment

>>720739694 (OP)
In every situation, in every point of time, in every universe, Chibi will ALWAYS be in the wrong.

>>720739907
Chibi should've started going to the gym. Sure, Caveman emasculated him over a 90's kids game but at he's stronger and has bigger muscles and could theoretically rape caveman if they got put in a prison cell.

>>720739694 (OP)
Caveman seems insufferable in his own way but chibi literally just inviting himself on the couch because it was his bday and no one having the balls to tell him to fuck off prior was pretty funny. Was he even friends with ANYBODY on the couch? I can imagine everyone just tolerating him while thinking
>this guys kind of annoying but hes a friend of a friend so i have to be nice to him

>>720744934
god this was a million times worst. I cannot not feel bad for that guy. His completely dead eyes with link rolling sounds will never not be funny

Asiago cheese bagel... YUMMY

>>720739694 (OP)
As I understand it, Caveman showed up with no guests and no one to sit on the couch. Chibi stated that he stuck around after the previous speedrun to try and have some interaction to raise donations. He failed pretty bad and later stated that he should have said different things, asked about the game and starts Caveman was using, and not fucking do jumping jacks after he already got roasted by Caveman. Caveman immediately felt bad my his statement cutting as deep as it did and tried to recover. The only reason this run was notable at all is because of that moment. If Chibi hadn't stuck around, it would have been just another boring run, but because he did, he caused the creation of a meme that neither of them can distance themselves from.

This is 100% Chibi's fault.

>>720744768
>and no one having the balls to tell him to fuck off prior was pretty funny.
caveman literally signaled no multiple times before he sat down but gave up after he sat down. It is 100% chibis fault
>Was he even friends with ANYBODY on the couch
the other 2 dudes were his friends. Chibi literally just walked over and sat down

FAST
PANTS

>>720740441
its literally vice versa

>>720740213
the only people who speedrun are those who didn't have the fathers around to make them go outside, lift weights, and get pussy. It's only natural those people grow up to be effeminate wads. Like imagine if you were dad and your 13 year old son spent 10 hours a day playing Nintendo and his career goals were to either be a streamer, videogame designer, or tumblr tier animator.

>>720744934
Cosmo before he jumped off the deep end.

I LIKE THAT JUMP!

I think being anti social is worse than being retarded

>>720739694 (OP)
Chibi is an unrepentant faggot with a dog collar fetish, but I heard Caveman trooned out so if that's true then Chibi still won the long game

can someone post the couch picture of the three male speedrunners who all became trans

>>720746656
between the two of them I'd have bet that Chibi would be the one to troon out

>>720745917
Ever wonder how much this moment affected his life
>Just by being a woman I can shut down an event
>Any amount of crying and dozens of people will run to my aid

>>720746656
>but I heard Caveman trooned out
Literally a fake Twitter page. Caveman did a retrospect interview a couple of years ago where he was sperging out about chibi being an unwanted pest he tried to tolerate

>>720746842
same
>>720747020
okay so Caveman definitely won then

>>720740031
https://files.catbox.moe/4zcuq6.mp4

>>720747282
I legitimately do not understand this spammer

>>720739694 (OP)
Both, but the other guy had reasons to be mad at Chibi.

Chibi also verbally harassed his mom so fuck him.

>>720747720
really? I always thought he was some deadbeat nuisance at worst

>>720747869
yeah Chibi fucking sucks. His defenders are insane.

>>720747869
Chibi is a straight up cunt. The more you learn about the guy the less sorry you feel for him

>>720747616
in my head the spammer started when women complained that eve's body wasn't realistic, so he posted this to prove that it was realistic because the eve model was based on a developers real wife

but now i see this guy isn't a dev at all and is apparently just some schizo that thinks eve is his wife?

>>720748051
>>720748031
Didn't he get wrapped up in some pseudo black mail shit and got caught sending dick pics to 16 year olds unsolicited?

>>720748175
Wouldn't be surprised.

>>720747020
>it was fake
i don't think so
https://x.com/CavemanDCJ

>>720748305
>IT'S CAVEMA'AM

>>720744934
okay

>>720748305
Someone grabbed the handle after he got rid of it anon. This has been discussed to death

>>720740213
You know how cults always try to isolate people from friends and family in order to recruit them? Speedrunners are already isolated due to mostly being complete outcasts, so they're easy pray.

On top of that, most of them realize they're outcasts and that they wouldn't be if they had just been born a girl. Timid, socially awkward, and into nerdy shit? Makes you hated as a man but it's considered cute and desirable for women. If only you could just flip a switch and excel at life due to your quirks instead of suffering for them. That allure pulls in the weak and causes them to troon out.

>>720745139
To be fair the jumping jacks were because someone donated for him to do that.

>>720749193
i feel the same but I won't ruin my body forever for some fake attention

>>720748051
What all did he do? Other than trying to cheat at a speedrun, all I've seen is just embarrassing/cringe rather than hateable.

>>720739694 (OP)
Caveman.
Chibi even went out of the way to bring condoms and he still wouldn't fuck his sweet boipussy.

>>720750126
Reminder chibi joined a gangbang of some poor dudes GF while he was doing a run and couldn't get hard

>>720739694 (OP)
Chibi. And if you say Caveman then you were probably the annoying autist in High School that nobody liked.

>>720740000
Based

>>720740469
He got quints while you didn't get shit. He could fuck you up. So sit down, child.

>>720750394
Hard to imagine anyone could get hard in a room full of naked speedrunners. That might be the one instance when being able to achieve erection is a sign of dysfunction.

>>720744934
Why did she do it?

>>720740000
Chibi was absolutely the pest in the scenario above and the chad move by caveman WAS to talk down to him like the nuisance he was (esp after giving several signals that his commentary was unfunny and unwanted)
BUT this would've been the correct move by Chibi if he had any balls

>>720748175
I think it was someone pretending to be a 16 year old girl which is why he never got in serious trouble but there is a video of him calling his mom and teller her he (thought) had sent dick pics to a kid

>>720745056
I believe you

>>720751139
chill out baby you ain't hurt an ant

I mean, I can always wear the pants

So confirmed Santa’s number one helper is a squirrel? :)

>>720740441
That's not his twitter, he left speedtrooning unscathed while chibi is a confirmed pedo.

>>720739694 (OP)
chibi won

>>720754767
What is it with autists and refusing to fucking shave god that looks gross

>>720754767
>Fat
>Still has small tits
Un fucking fortunate

>>720746324
it's funny really, his autism in this moment, was both his greatest strength and undoing. if he had just continued to grind out the WR normally, he probably would've secured a decent PB. but in his desperation, he sought out an easy shortcut and tried to frame it as legitimate, only for his dead expression to give away the ruse

>>720754826
Not everyone wants to appear feminine.

here's caveman on gdq 25 btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvE-p3LRcFE

>>720756346
This is what happened to people i used to hang out with high school, we deserved to be bullied.

>>720756346
wtf are people playing evil zone online? how many people are playing it in 2025 for their to be a justification for a tournament what about star gladiator?

>>720745917
anytime a guy starts painting his fingernails he's gonna lose his mind eventually

>>720757137
I skimmed through I think he's just teaching people on the spot and it's basically a tournament for funsies
>>720757004
but hey, he didn't troon out

>>720746943
Too bad all he got was multiple masquerade violations and sob streams.

>>720745917
>Cosmo

>>720757757
>lost his mind
>crying on stream after mass unfollow
>lost his global emote
>started streaming porn on twitch to get banned
>got banned continue crying on youtube
Was a weird time.

>>720748636
>"What are you looking at, smoothskin?"

>>720757939
>Did stream of consciousness style poetry about speedrunning
Forgot that gem.

>>720756346
chibi won x2

>>720758005
>MUH MIND WUNDERS
I remember that being posted to /v/ and he just kept repeating that line like it was so profound

death to chibi

qrd?

>>720758074
Idk he still has the autism face. Like you can tell something is off just by looking at him

>>720758074
They both got fat, did either of them truly win?

>>720758145
I much prefer Goose's take on speedrunning.

>>720758768
How do you stop having the "autism face"?

>>720758312
first recorded case of autism online

>>720759169
>>720758768
chibi is living in japan with a harem of hot girls, i'd call that a win

>>720759215
You dont, much like your dick size or your natural charisma, youve just got to deal with the cards you were given at birth and sometimes men are just fucked