Thread 721064557

You wake up tomorrow and now you're the CEO at Nintendo
how would you save Nintendo?

>>721064557 (OP)
I'd wake up and think.... I'm rich

>>721064557 (OP)
You need to get rid of all the Jewish shareholders before you can make Nintendo feel soulful again

>>721064557 (OP)
Sex with Peach.

>>721065485
In front of mario

>>721064557 (OP)
A Super Mario game where you play as Mario, Princess Toadstool (aka Peach) has been kidnapped by King Koopa (aka Bowser) and you have to beat several obstacle courses to reach her.
At the end she rewards him with a kiss on the cheek and then there's a montage of the two baking and having fun, ending with them leaning on each other in a heart shape.
There's a 2 player mode where the second player plays as Luigi, Mario's brother, and his moveset is identical to Mario's (only the color is different). At the end the same single player cutscene with Mario plays.

I would revert things back to how they used to be and seperate the hardware and handheld divisions

Supporting two consoles was never the issue it was the lack of staff

I'd make the home console a luxury item
But the games would be current gen quality

And make the handheld super affordable which focuses on younger employees creating interesting new gameplay styles

>>721065698
Genius idea

The fuck do you mean? Nintendo doesn't need saving, I'd laugh and rake in all the cash from all the retards that are part of what is now my cult.

If you mean have Nintendo make good games, I'd spend some money grabbing a few good underlooked indie developers and funding their next games. Maybe even have a few get a shot at Nintendo IPs. As an example, I'd fund Bokeh Game Studio's next game and I'd try to get the guys that made Signalis to make a Fatal Frame.

>>721064557 (OP)
doesn't need saving, they're doing just fine

Pay Capcom to make gotcha force 2

>>721064557 (OP)
Release all IP as GPL licensed, dissolve company to get rid of all the incompetent seniority that you can't get rid of due to Japanese work laws, get taken out back by Yakuza backers and shot.

>>721064557 (OP)
>how would you save Nintendo?
Think "wow I fucking love winning" and then move all english dubbing operations NOE.

>>721067178
to NOE*

nothing, nintendo is absolutely right to milk their cultists

in fact, i would release nintendo credit cards and a pokemon gacha

>>721064557 (OP)
I'd make Beat Saber clone for Switch 2 but with Miku.

>>721064557 (OP)
Patent everything. Have a monopol on gaming in general, since Sony and microsoft are pretty much done for.
Sue everyone who opposes me

>>721065794
it's so fucking weird to me that Nintendo went from making home consoles to making handheld and now they're making a garbage hybrid of the two that is so compromised on both fronts that it is essentially unusable as a handheld because of battery life and sheer size, and is also so hardware limited that it sucks as a home console even for first party games.

I would hire that man.

>>721067268
this really exposes how V/ is as soulless as the people who're ruining gaming
no one today cares about innovating or creating something they're proud of its all about money and getting pussy

>>721064557 (OP)
I would cease production of all Switch 2 consoles and announce 4DS

>>721065698
Iwata almost killed Nintendo by doing that four times.

>>721064557 (OP)
Price cut everything, undercut even indies
You fuckers satisfied?

>>721067613
how could you even make 4D?

>>721067268
Kinda redundant
Pokemon gacha exists.

>>721067669
Better than Sorny forcing a single dev to hire a whole team, lose creative vision over his own project, and then release it for $60 despite the game not being a AAA game and never attempting to be one.
Probably had to compensate the God of War team they put on the project that gutted it and made it worse I guess.

>>721067675
They have the money to replicate it

They.
Don't.
Need.
Saving.

>>721067583
nintendo's home consoles have been underpowered since the gamecube

>>721065794
>I would revert things back to how they used to be and seperate the hardware and handheld divisions
So double the dev times of games from 3 years to 6. Good start.
>Supporting two consoles was never the issue it was the lack of staff
You've hired more staff and now you have confusion in the teams like every other AAA dev.
>I'd make the home console a luxury item
You've now killed a solid chunk of your profits.
>But the games would be current gen quality
All of the games are now 5 hours long with 20 hours of cutscenes and dialogue with hyper repetitive quests and levels but they still take years to develop because of mocap and va
>And make the handheld super affordable which focuses on younger employees creating interesting new gameplay styles
You've created a system that effectively sells 3ds tier shovelware

You've killed Nintendo.

>>721064557 (OP)
Star Fox Mass Effect
Also I shit out Mario Galaxy 3, Splatoon 4, ports of Windwaker and Twilight Princess and Animal Crossing to fund my dream game
I'll also publically execute whoever invented Amiibo and declare no more physical dlc

>>721067806
lol if you actually think that

>>721067808
bro the PS2 was the most underpowered of the 3 yet the games even third party, most at least, ran better on it than Nintendo games run on the Switch 2 docked.
Similarly gameplay on the gamecube was almost flawless.
It's not about pure processing power, it's about having the hardware fitting the purpose.
The switch is a bad home console and a bad handheld because it tries to do both.
Fucking nintendo advertises the Switch with people playing on a plane.
Sure bro with your 1h30 battery life you're going to have a lot of fun carrying that brick.

>>721064557 (OP)
Use the going into games machine.

>>721067806
they're financially successful but they suck in every other way now

>>721067909
And yet now Nintendo is market leader and Switch 2 will get everything, cry about it

>>721067840
He's right though. From a business perspective they're one of the most lucrative companies in gaming with incredibly high sales and profit margins.
From a consumer perspective they're putting out higher quality games than anyone else without losing their way or pandering to the western market with non games.

If you think they need saving then you don't know a thing about gaming.

None of you faggots know how to run a company, let alone how to code.

>>721064557 (OP)
What is with the flagrant anti-Nintendo spam in the past like two weeks this shit is so desperate

>>721064557 (OP)
By porting everything to pc and make all of the IPs public domain so people can make as many fan-games, hacks and mods as they want.

>>721068041
There's the usual anti-Nintendo cult and the fact that Nintendo doesn't associate with "them". It's like how Silksong has been a massive target for no reason.

>>721064557 (OP)
Save from what?
It is selling games and consoles like never before.

>>721067967
sorry I didn't realize I was arguing with a tribalist who thinks every criticism is crying about something.
I don't care if the Switch 2 sells well, or if Call of Duty sells well, or if shitty casual games are popular.
The switch 2 is a bad console, that's an objective statement.

Get rid of the arrogant old fart Japanese businessmen running the company. They're stuck in their ways and should have retired/died 20 years ago.

>>721068301
>criticism

Raise the prices of every product by 200%.

>>721068301
>that's an objective statement
And yet you can't think of a single criticism. I mean the only thing you said was
>the switch tries to do both and fails at both!

add more diversity to trigger the chuds

>>721064557 (OP)
Keep doing exactly what I'm doing

>>721068339
Nah they're based. You're gay

>>721068919
I already made my arguments.
Underpowered hardware that cannot even run first party games at acceptable standards to fit the fact it's also supposed to be a handheld.
Performance docked, sub par, performance as handheld, horrible, battery life is disgusting, that's about as far as one can go about hardware.
The nintendo UI is shit also and is extremely slow.

>>721066292
Nintendo is already doing that behind the scenes. TheGameBiz reported last year that 3 companies were in talks to do games with Nintendo IP and NoA had that job listing for 2nd party titles.

But yeah, I'd do the same. Let Suda finally make his Mysterious Castle Murasame and take up Goddard on that F-Zero pitch, etc.

If it wasn't for the prices people would be saying this is one of the greatest years in Nintendo history

Mario kart
3d donkey kong
Mp4
Kirby air riders
Pokemon

>>721064557 (OP)
Nintendo needs to make twice as many games, at half the budget. And if that means direct sequels, asset re-use, engine re-use, that's totally fine. Make Odyssey 2, Metroid Dread 2, Pokken 3, etc. Not every game has to be a beacon of originality with a brand new gimmick.

With Pokemon, the mainline series sucks but there's ample money to be made in spin-offs. The mobile TCG pocket is doing great and I think they have the right idea with games like Pokopia. I think there's more cash to be made and fan demand to be met with "hardcore" versions of the old games. The things people already do with romhacks like nuzlocke mode, harder trainer battles, randomized pokemon etc. They could push out another wave of remakes of gens 1-4 with those features included and fans would love them for it.

Smash Bros needs to go on pause for a generation, no sequel can live up to Ultimate. Release Ultimate HD Switch 2 edition with all DLC included and some minor new features. Maybe release Melee HD with netplay if you can find some competent netcode programmers.

If they can make a Roblox-like social sandbox which is sustained by user generated content but without predatory monetisation, that would be a winner too. Roblox can't last forever and parents will want to direct their kids at the "safe" Nintendo version when they hear about Roblox grooming scandals.

Make more cardboard, sue more fan games and indie devs and raise the price of their games to $100

>>721069923
>double the time between each main pokemon game
>they have all been shit since they moved away from 2D

>>721064557 (OP)
Switch 3

>>721069079
>I already made my arguments
That's the thing, you didn't. You haven't made a single objective analysis of the system. You've just said it's shit because it doesn't adhere to your nonsensical standards. I mean if you want to go with first party games running on it currently has more first party games that run at 60 than the PS5 does.
You're basically demanding the better system to do better while the worse one skirts by.

>>721064557 (OP)
raise iwata from the grave

>>721070470
ah yes the nonsensical standard of running first party games at constant framerate above 240P upscaled.
I'm demanding that nintendo actually starts making either good consoles, good handhelds, or both.

>>721069923
>Smash Bros needs to go on pause for a generation, no sequel can live up to Ultimate.
It basically has, remember, it released in 2018. We're close to a decade on from it.

>>721070536
See what I mean, you can't even accurately describe the system. Mainly because it just makes you literally seethe with anger from its mere existence.

>>721064557 (OP)
Order Miyamoto to assume his true form, Shigevil Maoumoto, Demon King of Video Games, so that he may lay waste to this world.

>>721070596
Yes I'm seething with anger with my switch 2 sitting on my desk right next to my computer, I'm totally not annoyed at the fact that Nintendo has made shit consoles and shit games for years and are only salvaged by onions boys and Monolith

>>721067659
When was Nintendo even close to being killed?

>>721070891
So let me get this straight, you bought a system you knew you wouldn't like, just to justify lying about it online?
That's pathetic.
You could have spent it on something better, join the gunpla club or something

>>721071065
No I buyeded a system because of the games that would come out for it and because I have disposable income, same reason I bought a Switch 1 for Xenoblade and SMTV

>>721070891
>think console is shit
>only like a specific dev team that makes games for said system
>bought the console before a game by them was even announced

>>721071198
my contact in the bahamas told me announcement soon (he's a fisherman)

>>721064557 (OP)
>Get rid of all the Jewish shareholders
>Kick out the Jewish accountants too
>Have both Doug "EAKike" Bowser and Shuntaro "EUKike" Furukawa arrested and hauled to prison
>Scrap the current format and shit of the NSO console apps
>Create a hybrid NSO console apps and Virtual Console
>Lower the goddamn console price by a fuckton for the USA/Canada
>Lower the game prices in USA/Canada
>Lower the Amiibo prices
>Kill off Aonumale's and Tardybayashi's careers and make them work on non-gaming shit
>Put Koizumi back in charge of Zelda
>Bring back Martinet as the Mario voice cast or whatever
>Get dedicated servers
>Officially denounce and mock and humiliate etc. the Smeleefaggots for being pedos and smelly faggots
>Only make DLC when it's absolutely necessary ie Splatoon and such
>Kick the weeb chess shit out of Smash Bros.' roster and permanently ban them from ever being on the roster, to cause maximum fucking seething :^)

That's just off the top of my mind.

The FBI needs to look into this discord tranny group making endless Nintendo threads like this.

>>721071512
So basically make it the hyper Jewish iwata era again.

>>721072502
What? Where in my fucking post did I even *imply* that? Learn to read. Also Iwata wasn't even close to being Jewy with it like Furukawa and Bowser are.

>>721071539
i don't think the fbi has jurisdiction in india

>>721064557 (OP)
Hire lots of Man

>>721067583
>le underpowered!
>muh uber cpu that runs triple A games at 120fps on battery!
>Doesnt actually exists.

This is all you got as ammo.

>nintendo is jewish
>how?
>b-because i can't AFFORD IT OKAY?!
why are people like this?

>>721064557 (OP)
make more children

>>721064557 (OP)
>We apologize for any issues with approval for our platforms caused by the previous staff's policies. At Nintendo, we believe that there should be games for people of every type, and it would be unbecoming of us to refuse to welcome certain types based on preconceived biases. As such, we are rescinding all in-house content guidelines for third-party publishers and will resume permitting any game as long as it rated and validated by the proper authorities. Furthermore, we will offer compensation to any publisher who was negatively impacted by the previous cabinet's policies. Lastly, we are officially retiring Nintendo Treehouse and laying off all staff involved. Nintendo of American and Europe's sole duties will be publishing Nintendo games in their territories; all content review and translations for Nintendo games will be handled solely by our staff in Japan to ensure an unhindered, authentic experience for all players.

>>721064557 (OP)
launch all exclusives on PC, but not on rival consoles this way my dedicated fanbase won't be mad I'm giving my exclusives to the enemy while also gaining the goodwill and respect of the PC playerbase who've been wanting to play zelda for years at this point

>>721064557 (OP)
wagglan'

Nintendo is not immune to the same problems the rest of the game industry has, they're just slower to the trend. Video games simply take too much time and money to make now which is why you're seeing Nintendo not being able to speed up game releases for the switch 2 and they cost way more to make which is why they have to raise prices. This is also why Nintendo is looking for other ways to get people into their IPs like movies because it takes less time and money to make a movie and there's no $500 barrier of entry for kids.

>>721064557 (OP)
Immediately make all trannies and localizers to quit their jobs, order to send a warning mail to Game Freak to work along Monolift Soft for the next Pokemon game or else the company will stop working with them. And that's it.

>>721064557 (OP)
I would send them to death immediately and liquidate all their shit among third parties

With the virtual boy thing I'm surprised Nintendo hasnt made a cheap gameboy color with a set list of games. That would sell insane numbers.

>>721064557 (OP)
>Restart the console division
>Strip down the switch to a pure handheld device but one that can link in to the console
>Clean house at Game Freak so they stop phoning it in every year.
>Cut back on the patent autism and release an official apology for prior practices
>Open Nintendo IPs for third party games to be made, but maintain sensible guidelines and remain selective regarding studios
>Initiate preservation projects for older games, release them for modern hardware at sensible prices
>Break into the PC market with select titles or games made specifically for multiplatform to gauge interest
>Diversify company assets into pharmaceuticals, arms manufacturing and telecomms sectors using the profits
>Build a private army leveraging influence with the japanese government
>Acquire a nuclear warhead
>Fire it into the middle of the Gobi Desert
>Refuse to elaborate
>Eat buckshot and leave a confusing suicide note apologising for "not destroying them in time."

>>721064557 (OP)
id put nso on Phones including the pokemon gameboy games with pokemon home support

>>721064557 (OP)
Fire Aonuma and Fujibayashi, Fire Doug Bowser, reduce the price of all Switch 1 models, fire all the tranny localizers, phase out game key cards, bring back virtual console, keep NSO but make it optional and make online play free, make a new traditional 3D Zelda with heavy Koizumi involvement, rip Pokemon from Game Freak's hands and give it to monolith, make an open world sequel to star Fox 2 with an online multiplayer mode, reduce the price of a bunch of their games and amiibos, make DLC free.

>>721069923
BDSP unironically needs to be reremade, and so does FRLG, ideally every gen up until gen 6 should be remade in an engine similar to PLA, and any elements worth keeping from gen 7 onwards could retroactively be added to the remakes of the first 6 gens.

>>721064557 (OP)
drop the game keycard nonsense and ask gaben about his thoughts on piracy being a customer service issue

>>721064557 (OP)
saving from what??? Nintendo want all the nostalgia 90s fags to go away and build future customers who wont complain so much
the donkey kong game was clearly inspired by pixar and racket ralph and kids will love it and remember it greatly in 10 years

>>721075594
>racket
i mant wreck it

>>721070170
nta but I unironically believe the series would have benefitted from having only a single generation per console going back to the DS era
DS gen: only gen 4
3DS gen: only gen 5
Switch gen: only gen 6
Switch 2 gen: only gen 7
And so on...

>>721067806
l.
m.
a.
o.

>>721068150
Yeah those famitsu threads are really on fire even in the country where all the odds are stacked in nintendo's favor.

>>721064557 (OP)
>lower the price to 60-70 but sell everything with 1-2 cut content dlc
>add more crucial shit unlocked with Amiibo
>make more fake sexy children games like Splattoon
>do everything humanly possible to prevent piracy
>release a premium Switch editions with a hefty premium
>celebrate on high sea snorting cocaine off hookers
you really have to put in effort to think of ways to milk your retarded customer base even more

>>721064557 (OP)
Fire Furukawa, release addon hardware that make all previous carts/discs work, sop anti consumer stuff, stop DEI, allow modding, stop game key card nonsense, give development hardware to more developers, fund games like Kid Icarus, allow R18 games.

>>721076751
>Fire Furukawa
This, except light the entire top brass on fire.

>>721064557 (OP)
I would buy Sanrio and start making high budget video games with Hello Kitty and My Melody

I start by looking for every legal loophole to try to cut Game Freak out of Pokémon. Why? Fanboyism and for the merch money, can poach the talent afterwards.

Do some remasters of older game series and see if people actually clamor for these old characters and settings before retiring them, if not.

Oh, and continue to train more staff, but if doing any animation, buy a studio specifically two in-house to produce content, 2d & 3rd. Sell merch of these other profitable ips.

Rehire Reggie

>>721078215
he is 64 and clearly wanted to retire and spend the rest of his life with his family

>>721077951
Or at a minimum, force Game Freak to actually hire a normal-sized fucking team for modern development.

>>721072712
>Also Iwata wasn't even close to being Jewy
Of course he was
Amiibo exclusive non-cosmetic content
He also went back on the "one amiibo unlocks everything" thing around the time of Mario maker with the Pixel Mario.
The original online sub was his idea and remember everyone boycotted that version and they got a better one where the games weren't rotated out.
Microtransactions in games and those "free to start" games
DLC was a bit iffy too particularly around smash with everything they could get away with being sold piecemeal like stages for instance. I think only Bayo, Cloud and Ryu came with stages? Oh and you had to buy the third option to get it for both versions, if you didn't lucky you, you get to pay 4 dollars more.
What else... That YouTube partner program which was basically just evil.
He's the one who okayed mobile games.

Notice how all of these things are not only very Jewish but as dead to Nintendo as Iwata himself is.

>>721064557 (OP)
3ds 2

>>721079306
>3ds 2
thats the new 3ds

>>721064557 (OP)
By killing myself.

I put out special editions of the switch 2 that come with unique designs and casings reminiscent of Nintendo favourites and superstars, such as Mario, Link, and Donkey Kong.
I add various Nintendo characters to MKW as dlc, like Link, Zelda, Riju, Edelgard, Samus, Fox McCloud, etc. and I add Captain Falcon for free.

I order the creation of a Bowsette game.
I fire NoA.

>>721076751
good thing you will never lead a company, all you are suggesting is to cater to yourself.

>anti consumer
What you people even mean by this? No, suing other companies and DMCAing emulators and fangames doesn't affect you as a consumer, those things aren't Nintendos product

>>721079306
Based.

Wario Auschwitz Minigame Collection

>>721079250
>like furukawa and bowser are
Those two are FAR more jewy than Iwata ever was.

>Lobby Trump to sign an executive order making piracy and emulation illegal in the USA
>Offer to build new Trump Tower in Tokyo in exchange for having Trump use ICE to round up and arrest anyone who breaches Nintendo copyright

Just mimic Steam and do what has worked for them.

1. Cut prices and become a platform people want to purchase vast libraries of games on. Make it very affordable for the switch to be your primary gaming device. What you miss out on in terms of premium pricing you make up for in terms of volume of purchases.
2. Make online free. It's p2p, stop with the nonsense.
3. Stop catering to graphics fags in any capacity. Just make the games fun.
4. Bundle a next gen Wii-sports with the console with more sports but the same overall vibe as the first.
5. Curate the e-shop and delist all the bullshit porn games and shovelware.
6. Allow people to customize the console with backgrounds and themes.
7. Scrap the emulator and return the virtual console.

Make it so the device is just ubiquitous with "gaming" and the easiest platform to buy games on. Make it so every other platform is more of a hassle

>>721080686
Nintendo is way too stubborn, arrogant, greedy, controlling, and generally retarded to ever be anywhere remotely as consumer friendly as Steam.

>>721080102
>good thing you will never lead a company, all you are suggesting is to cater to yourself.
What a faggot the only thing unrealistic is R18 games other than that it's alright suggestions even snoy is selling disc drives.
>>721079306
Yes please 3ds was better than switch by far
>>721080686
>3. Stop catering to graphics fags in any capacity. Just make the games fun.
Disagree make good hardware
More control and censor also digital faggotry sucks.

>>721080686
All Sony/Steam does is jump on trends. Valve in particular wants to do gambling for kids, they're just demons in disguise

>>721080814
Yeah I'm aware. The question is what I would do. Nintendo is caught up in MBA thinking and I dont have an MBA so I'd be a better CEO

Stop giving dev kits to random indie devs and start giving it to the big 3rd parties that have been asking for them for months and having received it?

>>721080921
>Disagree make good hardware
Graphics dont make games good or memorable. The fun you have while playing it does. You dont need raytraced 4k visuals to have a fun time and if you are one of the faggots that polygon humps, go get a $5,000 PC and coom to the fidelity in the privacy of your own bedroom, homo

>>721080964
>Valve in particular wants to do gambling for kids
You need money to gamble, if your kids have money, that's a parental failure

>>721080964
To what extent are parents responsible for watching their own children?

>>721080964
Noooo not the free cosmetic drops in the free games that you can sell for real money aieee

>>721064557 (OP)
i wouldnt

>>721080686
#1 and #6 are in contention.

>>721064557 (OP)
I don't think a CEO has enough power to save it.
I'd just sit back, relax and let the cash flow in.

>>721064557 (OP)
lynch and hang furukawa in a special nintendo direct

>>721064557 (OP)
Make a PC game launcher and port everything to pc. It'll have to be as obnoxious as the riot client, but these are baby steps.

>>721064557 (OP)
Honestly, people would have a better reception if they weren't so fucking greedy with their pricing for games. 80 dollarydoos for two games that came out 18 years ago is fucking ridiculous. More people would buy the bundle if it were 50 bucks, ideally it should be 40 but nintendo would never go that low.

Bring back the gold coin system, keep the vouchers and make the base price for new FP games 60. I feel people would tolerate more the downsides of the S2 hardware if the games weren't so fucking expensive.

>>721080686
>3. Stop catering to graphics fags in any capacity.
Problem is they're already doing that, but it doesn't justify selling some expensive new system. They could've just stayed on the wii u at this rate.

>>721065375
So all japanese? Got it.

I make the Wii U 2, which we'll call the Wii UU, localized for the international golem as the Wii W. Selling hit games like Mario Universe, Kirby's epic Torah, and The Legend of Zelda: Ganondorf 2. Then sell Star Fox and F-Zero merc in our online store. Oh and rush Gamefreak on the next Pokemon game since they are industry veterans and all.

Double down on vr next gen. No more hybrid concept. Have a dedicated handheld for more traditional games but for console games I'd push vr onto all games like the waggle controls. Nintendo will be a weirdo company again unlike this safe sterile corpo version we have now.

>>721064557 (OP)
Stop treating the Switch 2 and its dogshit launch year lineup as an extension of the Switch 1. Give real reasons for people to want a Switch 2 specifically than just having spec bumps for Switch 1 and an ill-advised Mario Kart spinoff.

>>721064557 (OP)
Behead with samurai swords all jews and trannies working in the company at national japanese television in real time.

>>721064557 (OP)
Just slash prices, get the eshop guys to do a bunch of sales, lower base prices on old catalog, just copy Valve and make people think we care.

>>721064557 (OP)
Start development studios that make games for adults with beautiful graphics and challenging gameplay. They can keep making their baby shit, but at least give real gamers a reason to buy their consoles and play their games. Better yet, make the mature games cross platform and sell them on Playstation and PC. It's not like that would cannabalize their own console sales, since nobody buys Nintendo consoles to play these nonexistent games in the first place.

>>721081040
The big third parties already have them

>>721064557 (OP)
save them from what? winning too hard?

>>721064557 (OP)
I’m not interested in “saving” the company for Nintendo. It’s not my job to act in the interest of the company. What would be in the interest of the customer is a proper attempt at video game preservation. Recompile or emulate the old games, and sell them on modern hardware. Once bought, they remain throughout future products.

>>721080686
>Cut prices and become a platform people want to purchase vast libraries of games on. Make it very affordable for the switch to be your primary gaming device. What you miss out on in terms of premium pricing you make up for in terms of volume of purchases.
Wouldn't work, retailers would ruin them by refusing to stock their console not to mention it's already the preferred platform of many making it a pointless change.
>2. Make online free. It's p2p, stop with the nonsense.
While it would be a good idea to us remember that they changed it because of the perception of paid online. A certain company beginning with S made it so subs are synonymous with quality despite they themselves still having the worst service to this day.
>3. Stop catering to graphics fags in any capacity. Just make the games fun.
They are just making fun games, they just look better than other games because they aren't aiming for realism.
>4. Bundle a next gen Wii-sports with the console with more sports but the same overall vibe as the first
Not really feasible in this day and age from a cost standpoint.
>5. Curate the e-shop and delist all the bullshit porn games and shovelware.
Not really possible in the same way it's not possible for every other platform.
>6. Allow people to customize the console with backgrounds and themes.
Pointless.
>7. Scrap the emulator and return the virtual console.
Virtual console IS an emulator you moron
What you want is games being sold piecemeal which would cost the consumer more mind you.

>Make it so the device is just ubiquitous with "gaming" and the easiest platform to buy games on.
It already is

Here's what I'd do:
>All NSO games available for individual purchase without a subscription
>Reinstate Miiverse
>Start a retro branch for the ultimate neckbeards who want things on original hardware and sell literal reproductions of the most expensive games and accessories.
>Stop all retarded game key card production.
>Also allow existing Switch 1/2 game cards to work as game key cards so that users can still download and run the relevant game even if the cart ends up corrupted as long as the header is fine.
>New joy-con sticks wtf, we had 20 years of Nintendo analog sticks working fine.
>Nintendo HDS, foldable handheld console with 3D screen and at least 720p, compatible with (3)DS carts, and whatever power/battery life you can fit into the same form factor as before.
Offer mobile data plan for it.

>>721064557 (OP)
bring in Nagoshi to perform a great exodus of the chigyu menace infesting the company
then make kino

>B-B-BUT THE SIX GORILLION IN THE FIRST MONTH
>THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE
Tears of the Kingdom sold 20 million copies in its first month. What happened to sales after that? It struggled to sell even an additional million copies in the 15 months since then. Good sales, yes, but still about a third short of BotW's yield, which still continues to sell (despite the narrative being that TotK "obsoleted" BotW).

Shit, look at the PS5 - record breaking sales in ITS first few months, but then a sharp falloff since they failed to justify the platform with compelling exclusive software. And like it or not, neither DK nor Fire Emblem are "must play" franchises these days either. And leaning so heavily on crossgen ports and re-selling games from an already hugely successful predecessor console to market your new console (even with the promise of higher resolutions/framerates) is a kiss of... well, not death, but crippling injury. The games that will benefit the most from framerate bumps/stability (i.e. couldn't even hold 720p30 reliably on Switch) aren't going to be hardware sellers either (e.g. Xenoblade). The Switch 2 is selling entirely for its name and novelty right now. That's not going to last past this holiday season.

>>721065375
It's this, you buy up all the stock and go private again.

>>721085258
Switch 2 will be passable, I think it do 75 mil, just like how the the 3DS did (roughly half of the prior version).
From there, Ninty will either launch something super retarded that nobody buys, or pivot and become ultra consumer friendly again like in the Wii U era.
It's a cycle of hubris and penance.

>>721085081
furukawa does look like he eats cheese gyuudon

>>721085603
the switch 2 will definitely sell more than 3ds

Stop making overworld games.
>MONOLITH IS SO HECKIN EPIC
they are a cancer thar enbles Nintendo into thinking all their games need to be open world. Everytime i see monolith shit cancer in the credits i know they already poisoned the product.

>>721085815
I don't believe you.
World is going through a massive debt (jew) crisis right now, toy purchases can't go up.

>>721085603
Can't wait for donkey kong bananza: nintendo switch 3 edition (dlc not included)

>>721085081
Who's this nobody?

>>721085815
It's too expensive for something that's not new and exciting the same way the Switch 1 was. Plus there's actual competition once the Snoyheld releases. The Switch got the entire market to itself and it wasn't until the Deck where there was some alternative and even then most people are waiting for a Deck 2.

>>721086509
The switch 2 has had the best console launch in history

Cope nigger

>>721086747
And yet you've been able to easily walk into a store and buy it off the shelf for over a month now. It had the largest launch stock of all time and released when scalping was at an all time high and it's still not flying off shelves. Compare it to the Wii or even DS Lite which were impossible to find for ages. Even the Switch OLED was sold out for a longer period of time.

>>721084403
>It already is
lol no
They lost all that to steam ages ago.

>>721067659
This. when we got mario galaxy it was so refreshing we got someone else other than peach

>>721086747
Disingenuous hard cope. When will you fanboys learn.

>>721067835
Literally was not a problem before retard-kun

>>721085815
Doubt. Nintendo was smart and humble enough to save the 3ds when they needed to. They aren't anymore, they're pure greedy retards.

Let Steam buy Nintendo games.

>>721068301
Anon you are talking to literal cattle who accept 70$ price tag for games released 3 gens ago. You're not going to get through to these creatures

>>721071539
>NOOOO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND CRITICIZING MY CORPORATION
kek

>>721087425
Valve has only ever bought like one game when Steam first started. They won't have to, Nintendo will come crawling to them eventually.

>>721087458
There's people that paid $50 for Yakuza 0(a 10 year old game) when it's less than $5 on other platforms and they paid that much for a game key cart. Unreal.

>>721086230
hi newfag, lurk moar

>>721088676
He's still a nobody.

>>721086747
>The switch 2 has had the best console launch in history
Nope not compared to many of its other consoles, take your sour grapes somewhere else cultist

>>721088746
lurk moar newfag

>>721064557 (OP)
Thinking from the perspective of a money-grubbing exec, you probably don't need to do too much to get back consumer goodwill, at least currently:
>Phase out the increased price of their games by announcing a major title, like Smash, priced at $60.
>Set a strict price cap on any accessories for the Switch 2 to prevent another Virtual Boy accessory situation.
>Go against current policy of only announcing games which are relatively close to release, allowing crowd pleasing announcements like a new 3D Mario.
>Some token gesture to disgruntled early adopters of the Switch 2, who will now have paid higher prices for certain games, similar to the ambassador program for the 3DS.
This wouldn't satisfy everyone, definitely not /v/, but I think it'd make enough people think they had a win that the heat would die down.

I'd probably intentionally ruin it just to make tendies seppuku desu, sell it to the most soulless Chinese corporation and retire

>how would I save a company who just made the most successful console of all time and is now pushing a new console that is selling like hotcakes and broke their record for initial sales

I would tell everyone to keep doing what theyre doing.

>>721064557 (OP)
stop all video game production and solely make pachinko and slot machines that are mario themed

>>721064557 (OP)
princess peach gf AI

>>721064557 (OP)
Oust anyone related to Pokemon and Gamefreak because clearly their rot is deep to the point where the head of Nintendo is a GF transplant

>>721064557 (OP)
sell company to Microsoft

>>721089094
>stop announcing games only when theyre close to release

Idiot, the best games announcements of all time were trailers that ended with "out now" or "releases next week"

The easiest way to hurt your games good will is to announce it and then take 7 years to release it.

>>721089582
>oust people who dont work for Nintendo

>>721089694
>The easiest way to hurt your games good will is to announce it and then take 7 years to release it.
Seems to have worked well for Silksong.

>>721088429
Valve does whatever Visa tells them.

>>721085815
Lmao

>Consider having another "Maker" create a level/dungeon game series like Mario maker
>Have there be more sales on current-gen games every once in a while or go back to the average prices of $40-$60

>>721064557 (OP)
make everything F2P with gacha. Add boobs. Saved.

>>721064557 (OP)
Allow promising young people to make A or AA games with help, but not official oversight, from more experienced employees. Allow new IPs but also revive some like the Wario games.

>>721089824
Silksong is made by three people who openly brag about being able to take 15 years to make their game if they feel like it.

>>721089757
>He doesn't know

>>721064557 (OP)
Dump all first party games on NSO service. Literally costs nothing and stringing along your clients with the "possibility" of some "classic game" only for it to be some shitty game boy port or god forbid Virtual Boy games is fucking slimy.

Also, disable ray tracing on the system. We know the system can barely handle it and it will look like shit as games dynamically scale resolution below 4K and even 1080p. In fact, make 1080p60 the ideal resolution for all games. 4K is a bonus only for docked mode, depending if the system can handle it. Also no HDR either, that shit's a meme.

>>721090005
>he thinks anyone can tell GF shit

>>721064557 (OP)
>port games to PC
>make ridiculous short term profits and probably hamstring all future CEOs ability to sell substandard hardware, thereby cementing my legacy as the last good CEO of Nintendo
>take a golden parachute to Sony
>repeat
>take a golden parachute to Vanillaware
>repeat
>take a golden parachute to Sega and release source ports of classic games, not simple emulator boxes
>Found a GoG rip-off using Epic giveaway and exclusivity tactics, automatically import Steam achievements to any games you own, bundle 99%+ optional fan patches by paying nominal sums to autists, retire as the undisputed god of gaming

>>721064557 (OP)
Finally release some games.

>>721090067
Sounds like youre A okay with being strung along as long as the game that gets added is good. Ill just do that.

I wonder how much of this thread is just same fagging.

>>721089824
Wait youre telling me that a tiny team of indie devs are held to a lower standard than the most well known games maker on the planet? Thats crazy. Look no further than totk to see how announcing games too early hurts big devs who are expected to push things out quickly.

>>721089694
You need to balance the goodwill of those games with getting people's asses in seats, so to speak. If you only announce safe bet titles years out, which will sell well, regardless, the benefits would outweigh the downsides.

>>721064557 (OP)
They are doing good, maybe they need a few more new games to sell Switch 2.

>>721090193
I'm not, retard tendie. It's bullshit Nintendo strings people with their own first party games like they're worth getting hyped for like it's a new release. They aren't, they're 30 year old roms that anyone who plays games knows they can get for free and in a better emulator.

If Nintendo wants to beat piracy and profit from their back catalog, then they need to make the NSO a better service, which it fucking isn't.

>>721090342
Nintendo doesnt need to announce zelda and Mario games to make sure their fans know those franchises are still alive. Something smaller like metroid could use the announcement but thats yet another example of announcing something way too early and pissing people off. People used to think MP4 was going to be a fucking wiiU game.

>>721064557 (OP)
Just start pandering.
Make a new classic-style Paper Mario. New classic Star Fox. Pokemon Stadium 3. OoT-style Zelda. Melee HD. F-Zero. Every arbitrary thing that western fans have been bellyaching for for however many years/decades. Just do it. Check off everything on the list one-by-one.

>>721090527
You made it clear you're fine with being strong along as long as the game isnt shit.
>if Nintendo wants to beat piracy, a thing that less than 1% of gamers engage with
Dont care

>>721090638
>paper mario
>star fox
>melee HD
>f zero

You know your job is make sales right?

>>721089849
They all do, Valve just actually has shit that Visa doesn't like and so is targeted directly.

>>721090705
I also said they should dump all first party games regardless because it costs them nothing, AND (as in, IN ADDITION TO) "stringing along your clients with the "possibility" of some "classic game" only for it to be some shitty game boy port or god forbid Virtual Boy games is fucking slimy."

Being a dumb brown ESL nigger it's understandable to you can't read. Maybe instead of wasting your pesos on tendie shit you could buy some English lessons.

>>721064557 (OP)
ruin the company so hard to tank the company
sell the company to the Chinese and retire with golden parachute

>>721090820
Yeah you're right. Just have Game Freak make bad Pokemon games twice as often, then.

>>721090934
Just skip the ruin step, they'll pay full price because they have government money to spend.

>>721064557 (OP)
I shall not let them blow themselves up with greed.

>>721090327
So you think MP4 is going to be a failure?

>>721081558
>80 dollarydoos for two games that came out 18 years ago is fucking ridiculous

It's $70, are people just choosing to lie?

>>721091058
but if you are CEO and not the majority shareholder
you cant just sell the company
also im sure japan have some retard law about selling company shares to china

>>721091389
Oh fuck you're right. That changes everything

>>721088429
>Nintendo will come crawling to them eventually.

Nice fantasy, bro.

>>721091389
for collector's getting the 2 separate boxes for their shelf is probably worth the extra $10.

>>721086116
Biggest issue with Xenoblade is the shitty gameplay, if the games were turn based they'd be much better

Super Mario Maker 3 + Super Mario Bros. 4

Mario Bros. 4 is a full featured 2D Mario game that doesn't even feel like it's built inside of another game. It has a world map with different worlds themed after different games.

>>721091389
Oh fuck oh jesus that's such a huge difference oh my god nintendo is our lord and savior benevolent jesus christ

>>721064557 (OP)
Officially licensed emulator for all Nintendo consoles for free. Nintendo online subscription comes with free access to roma for every Nintendo game ever. The PR alon would revive the company

Stop all unfinished/unpolished games being released until they're complete

Even if it means less games coming out yearly

>>721080921
the problem with your suggestions are, that Nintendo is currently making a lot of money and what you suggest doesn't really improve the companies success in any way rather hurt it in any way.

>R18
would hurt the family brand image
>modding
mods on consoles aren't realistic unless they provide tools which would risk creating security holes.
modding (in the sense of fan stuff/games) provides no gain to the company
>addon hardware full backwards compatibility/emulation
can't sell old stuff as easily anymore
>stop DEI
as long as they are less DEI than the competition it doesn't hurt them and fags here will claim Nintendo is still based
>game key cards
they shouldn't have brought it up and most people wouldn't even complain about it. It's nothing new, but maybe Nintendo failed to probably communicate its usage, since 3rd party went and immediately abused it. The kind of thought process of, If your game needs a day one patch to be playable you might as well not put it on the cart.
>kid icarus
personal interest. It's a niche series with limited success potential.
Uprising is a 3D game, they wouldn't half ass it. Something like a new AW is more realistic because you could make that with a small budget and properly price it at $30 but Nintendo abandoned 2D

>>721064557 (OP)
At this point, put it out of its misery. I'm not going to pretend I can bring back their golden age and the worthless suits and hacks that are still there sure as hell can't either.

>>721064557 (OP)
Save what? Nintendo is perfectly fine.
Tell me this, Anon, when did Nintendo ever release a "we might have to sell the company" report. That's right...never. Even with VB and GC and Wii U...nothing put them close to being in a bad spot monetarily. Just accept it, the world would need to end and even THEN Nintendo would say "huh...might be a bad day".

>>721080686
>3. Stop catering to graphics fags in any capacity. Just make the games fun.
This can't be stressed enough. The fact they think their under-powered PS4 tier tablet can or should support ray tracing is proof they unlearned the lessons that made the Game Boy, DS and Wii massive successes; don't chase hardware trends, stick with matured tech developers have mastered so they can create working games first and foremost. Let your competitors chase new trends they can be beta testers for and start using it down the line when it's matured.

It's like Nintendo regressed to the days when they nearly killed themselves with the N64 and Gamecube, thinking competing on a hardware level would put them ahead of the pack. Switch 2 should've been a refined 1080p60 machine, not another stuttering, smeared, fake-frame, anti-soul gas machine where games will wildly scale from 4K to sub 720p pixel counts.

>>721092947
Save what? Blizzard is perfectly fine.
Tell me this, Anon, when did Blizzard ever release a "we might have to sell the company" report. That's right...never. Even with Overwatch 2 and Diablo 4 and Warcraft Rumble...nothing put them close to being in a bad spot monetarily. Just accept it, the world would need to end and even THEN Blizzard would say "huh...might be a bad day".

>>721081084
>Graphics dont make games good or memorable. The fun you have while playing it does. You dont need raytraced 4k visuals to have a fun time
Tell that to Nintendo.

>>721093120
The fact that Mario Kart World (a game that started development for Switch 1 and was moved to be the Switch 2's launch/killer-app game) couldn't run at 120fps OR at 4k should be a red flag already. It's only going to get worse, folks.

>>721065794
That's kinda what sony is doing rn with the ps6. Except both the handheld and console will share the same library iirc. So basically the handheld is like the series s and the console is the premium series x

>>721067675
Water jet in the ds cums on you if your character gets splashed

>>721064557 (OP)
Oust the fag CEO, and reinstall Yakuza man.

>>721064557 (OP)
First unify all accounts across all platforms since the wii and merge digital libraries
Second port everything to switch/2 and start selling all the old nes/snes etc games
Third put shit on actual sales. I've seen interviews with devs about steam where they say they made more money from a huge discount like 75% than they had from all sales at higher prices up until that point.
Fourth get them niggas working on online for every god damned game. If an old nes game had a 2p option, you can play with a bro online. If it didn't, you can metaphorically pass the controller on death and watch him play for a life.
Finally I'd spin up a branch of Nintendo to do private military contracting for so they've got a private army when it's time to de-jeet Japan and for cunts who run rom sites or stream our games without first asking for copyright permission, which I would provide when asked for.

>>721065794
>Supporting two consoles was never the issue it was the lack of staff
Yes it was

Home consoles stopped being relevant the moment portable consoles could output similar graphics.

Home consoles are competing with PC in graphics, something it will never ever beat due to the moddable nature of PCs. It can't compete with the output of games from PC either

>>721064557 (OP)
Never really thought about it so I'm not sure I could. I've had some ideas for Nintendo IP and some that (optionally) make great use of the JoyCons (assuming development went as planned) but I couldn't say those would be Nintendo-saving IP for sure.

>>721064557 (OP)
I host a Nintendo Direct where I say "direct these balls into your mouth" in perfect English.

>>721064557 (OP)
make a nintendo themed version of fat princess. we have a lot of different princesses to work with so there would be a lot of content diversity. also cancel all future open world projects.

>>721098226
i want her to sit on me so bad

>>721064557 (OP)
I would vacuum up every single byte of internal data, employee and financial private info, communications records, network code, hardware schematics, contracts, etc, rent a fuckhuge torrent seedbox, and release the Nintendo Leak to End All Leaks. At the same time, I'd arrange for the legal team to file all of this information in the public domain at the same moment the torrent goes online.

>>721099484
This. And pissing directly into my mouth.

>go batshit crazy and make a new gimmick HOME console that does something PS and xbox don't. sorta like how the PS3 has the cell processors, do unique shit even if 3rd party devs complain. first party titles carry the systems anyways and their devs are autistic enough to use the hardware to its fullest.
>Market nintendo in a more experimental, less corporate way. remove all minimalistic logos and UI, maybe introduce more cryptic advertising
>offer full backward compatibility with all previous Nintendo consoles even if digital only. maybe link to 3ds/wii/WiiU accounts so those people don't have to repurchase games. One time purchase for every game that extends to future consoles
This would most certainly be catastrophic for nintendo's profit margins and is extremely unwise but I think it'd be the best product for people to use

Looking at how much PlayStation and Xbox are dying, I don't think Nintendo needs any saving. Nintendo and Valve will rule gaming, it's over, get over it Snoys. Sony and Microsoft will kneel to them both and you shouldn't expect either Nintendo or Valve to make the same retarded decisions that Sony and Microsoft made, get fucked and enjoy the price increases for your PlayStations and Xboxes.

>>721100994
If you don't think valve is also eating nintendo's lunch, you are delusional.

>>721101771
Keep coping Snoy, it's over for PlayStation and Xbox. Nintendo and Valve set their plans up years ago, short-term pain, long-term gain, Sony and Microsoft never had a plan and now only care about short term profit.

>>721064557 (OP)
release a home console only version of the switch 2 for like... $300

>>721091389
Oh shit nigga you're right. This makes it infinitely more affordable! Thank you Nintendo

>>721100994
>Putting Valve next to the bing bing wahoo console company and their mentally ill fanbase
No thanks

>>721100994
What is this weird phenomena that tendies have that Valve and nintendo will be good friends or some shit? The only thing nintendo related to pc is cease and desists and emulating switch games which puts it in an adversarial relationship at best. What makes tendies think that any PCfag wants to be alongside a consolefag?

>>721079250
Again, *w h a t?*
That shit isn't fucking Jewy. Furukawa and Bowser are the biggest fucking kikes in this goddamn industry due to DEI and kikery with the fucking console and game pricing.

>>721101902
Nintendo is in a WAY riskier position then Valve is. All their eggs are in one hardware basket that if tanks, tanks everything else they do with it. The fact people like you want to fanboy for Valve too says far more about the state of Nintendo than you think.

>>721103225
How does nintendo sending out cease and desists to fangames put it in an adversarial relationship with valve? They aren't involved in any of that.

>>721064763
This. Spending all the nintendo money on japanese hookers and booze. And with whats left i would release the Sega Saturn 2. Fuck you all.

>>721064557 (OP)
How about not being a cunt that sues everyone, actually make good Pokemon games, and give people what they ask?

SEGA allowed Sonic Mania to be a thing. If someone did a Mario game in the same vein as Mania, then Nintendo would go full scorch earth on that person.

>>721102637
They won, you lost

>>721103225
Nothing to do with friendship, it's about getting a Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2 and calling it a day. Switch and Steam get nearly everything plus more. You have to be some kind of retard to even get a PlayStation or Xbox, at this point.

>>721103416
I was never Nintendo exclusive, your mistake is thinking I'm just a Nintendo fan who needs to go for PC gaming because I'm scared. I've been Nintendo + PC since the 90s. PlayStation and Xbox never belonged. Nintendo doesn't waste anywhere near as much money on software that Sony and Microsoft spend on it, plus Nintendo is becoming Japanese Disney, there is no stopping that as it's set in stone. Nintendo and Valve knew to build a foundation to one day own the console and PC gaming industry. Sony and Microsoft gave it up for short-term success.

>>721103907
>They won, you lost
>People running away due to being charged up the ass with bullshit prices and fucking up their rep as a result is "winning"
lol
lmao

>>721103907
>console shitter is still adamant about the whole Valve and nintendo thing
just get a PC and emulate it or just get a steam deck or SD 2 when that comes out. They're both PCs. Why handicap yourself to a console that only plays exclusives when that console will eventually be emulatable.

>>721103907
If you recognize what Nintendo is becoming, why are you sticking with them. I could understand if they at least still showed they could make good games, but they don't. All their worthwhile games are on PC and Nintendo just treats them like crap.

>>721104157
>people running away
>the fastest selling Nintendo console
Sure, they are

>>721104436
I'm not poor or a third worlder, sorry

>>721064557 (OP)
>brick every switch 2 connected to their live service, no refunds
>shift entire focus of the company to making PC games that blow the industry out of the fucking water with their advancements and technological genius
>Gaming as a medium becomes recognized unilaterally as a form of Art
But this reality will never come to pass because its far easier and cheaper to make shitty phone games all day.

>>721105276
You can tell when a response is from someone who's not a nintendo fan

>>721105202
>I'm not poor or a third worlder, sorry
I own a Nvidia 4080 ti + ryzen 7 9700X + 16 gb ram. You're actually more of a poorfag if you can't even build your own PC and instead spend it on a Nintendo console. Lmao

>>721105414
You worship a company that gives you table scraps. Wake up, nigglet

>>721105096
What Nintendo has showed are games Sony and Microsoft are incapable of making, going by the Half-Life 3 leaks, Valve has the same spirit of game development. These companies still have that indie/AA creative innovative spirit that seems to be lost in translation to Sony and Microsoft now.

>>721105461
Why do this when it's better to just wait for a Steam Deck 2. Switch killed the home console for me, Steam Deck killed the desktop PC for me. Why bother with either when I can take my games anywhere?

>>721105896
>Steam deck 2
I literally said that before anon >>721104436
Why would anyone handicap themselves to an exclusives only console instead of either getting a Pc or getting a Steam deck/ Steam deck 2

>>721067964
>>721067840
>>721076197

>>721106015
Because I don't break the law like you do. Emulation is trash.

>>721106023
I'm PC. Nintendo is a soulless shitty husk of their former selves.

>>721106249
emulation is legal retarded tendie.

>>721064557 (OP)
I'd do nothing other than try to post updates on games in development earlier and more often. The quantity and quality of games is fine, as well as when they're coming out; I just wish I'd know about games sooner than a month before they come out.

>>721064557 (OP)
Since apparantly no one inhouse is either capable of (or interested in trying) to make gnew entries in some of their overlooked franchises (F-ZERO, Starfox, etc), go find some smaller dev teams and let them make some remakes as a test, if they do even slightly good, give them ther retro studios/mercury steam treatment.
Oh also make a real 3d zelda with items and structure, you don't have to stop making botw slop.

>>721106359
It's legal but I like to simply pay for my things, I did it with PC, I did it with Nintendo. I'm not a commie.

>>721075513
If they dropped the game key card idea then third party games would be digital only and sell even worse.

>>721081193
Doesn't excuse them at all thoughbeit. If companies act like drug dealers fuck 'em

>>721106921
K. Enjoy the 70$ price tag for games from 3 gens ago and paying online premium for shitty emulation with a small pool of games. Lmao

>>721064557 (OP)
Anounce Nintendo Switch 2 OLED and Nintendo Switch 2 Pro docked only with improved new generation CPU and RTX 4000 series GPU. No more Gamefreak in charge of main Pokemon games and no more useless toys.

>>721064557 (OP)
Pokemon VR

>>721107160
I'll gladly spend $70-$80 for games that DESERVE IT. But I'm spending most of my time on indies and AA games.

1: Back off of Palworld lawsuit and hand off all future Pokemon games to literally anyone but GF.
2: Make Japanese Switch 2 price the default.
3: Take a pay cut and apologize for the travesty that is Game Key Cards, stating that anyone that bought one will be eligible for an upgrade to cards that actually contain the game free of charge.
Easy. Then I can fuck my customers in the ass for another decade and those retards will run defense for me, citing these actions.

>>721067583
Man there's a good reason they are doing well without a retard like you at the front, you would nosedive them into oblivion.

I don't care if it makes no sense I really want Nintendo to make another duel screen device

they're so convenient to take with you and they always have the best designed special editions

>>721064557 (OP)
Halve the price of the Shitch 2
Get Roblox and Mihoyo games on there ASAP

>>721064557 (OP)
I increase the cost of NSO by $10, I roll the expansion pass into a single standard, I pop Mario Sunshine & Metroid Prime 2 onto NSO, I announce the arrival of Wii coming to NSO in January, I drop the price of Mario Kart World down to $70 and announce free DLC coming in March for those who already own the game, Mario Galaxy 1 & 2 down to $60, Pokemon DLC is going to be free the game is going to be $80, Mario Wonder down to $40 and Switch 2 edition is $60, Breath of the Wild to $80 and now includes the DLC, announce DLC for Zelda Totk come in March, tease both Link and Samus coming to Mario Kart World with new Galaxy themed tracks toward the release of the movie, announce a new Game & Watch for Mario with Mario Bros 3 & Mario World on it,

Take the minorities out of the Fire Emblem franchise
Captcha: G8AAY

>>721111385
>I increase the cost of NSO by $10
Stopped reading there.

>>721113019
Good, pearls before swine

>>721064557 (OP)
75% pay cut to anyone who has worn a suit and tie to work at any point in the past 5 years of their employment in the company.

>>721064557 (OP)
Judochop and German suplex those wacky gooks and rascally japs at Nintendo and gamefreak.

Make next generation available to be used at home or with a handheld screen device simultaneously. Instead of one or the other. Port is where the power focus is while handheld is at least 2 times better refined and stronger than the last handheld device. But not the focus.

Both have a port for the cartridge
Ports in mind for GameCube or USB controllers.
Backwards compatibility with gamecube. Switch. Switch 2. Wiiu/wii to resell old controllers again.

Make a mega pokemon project
2.5d all regions accessible
1025 dex available
1 or 2 player story drop in drop out coop
Weekly online events like bug and fish derbys. Pokémon beauty contests, Safari zone rotating between gens. Legendary raids and rotating legendaries in the wild.
Versus 1v1, 2v2 3v3 4wayfreeforall
Tower/Train/Frontier leaders are actually ranked players that apply for the spot.
New gens become available as dlc updates.

If my goal is to increase profits, I'd keep the course, evidently it's working.
If my goal is to have an AWESOME reputation, (akin to Valve well Valve like 20 years ago), I would immediately:
>limit any and all DMCA takedowns or cease and desists; encourage fangames, tournaments, etc. Maybe you can use that to pick up some new talent, even if a lot of them are baka gaijin.
>release source code for console operating systems or other hardware
>release source code for old games, other software etc.
>switch our console model to essentially be regular consumer devices, except maybe retaining interesting controller gimmicks. You could run any code/OS you want on the machines, no DRM, etc. FOSS drivers for any novel controllers as well.
>MASSIVELY speed up rereleases of old retro games, anything without issues should be released immediately
>Steam equivalent (or just using Steam) where old games are rereleased for VERY cheap prices (based on system of release) with original ROMs available or PC ports with higher FPS/resolution
>extensively loosen up on social media restrictions/NDAs for employees (save for key trade secrets or for new releases)
>limit new single game prices to $60 at most
One thing I would like as well is emboldening artists at the company. Nintendo needs more faces, more personalities. Who the fuck is known at Nintendo nowadays besides whoever shows up for the Nintendo Directs? The company could use some more auteur-types like Sakurai who are just making awesome shit and owning up to it.
I'd make some sort of indie-fund that allows an individual or a team to make whatever they want, no executive meddling or franchise-pushing. The biggest heavy hitters in the industry, both culturally and often financially, were often made by individuals unshackled by responsibility. Nintendo have enough liquid to last a century on normal operating costs, this really shouldn't be an issue.

>>721116990
Valve's reputation was probably lower 20 years ago than their reputation today given everyone hated steam at the time.

>>721117603
Valve sometime in 2007-2012, then. I don't know. There's not many large game companies with awesome reputations. Maybe id software when Carmack was still involved.

people will do 280 reply threads whining about nintendo but still buy all their products

20M budget for sakurai to round up the old treasure devs and make a game. If they can’t think of one force them to make sin and punishment 3

>>721119841
They don't make anything worth buying anymore.