Thread 721068202

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Didn't age well after that direct

>>721068202 (OP)
> Paid day 1 DLC not included

>>721068202 (OP)
musous have ways been slop tier garbage I love the history revision that they’re suddenly good because it’s
Zelda

>>721068202 (OP)
>pokemon
>day one dlc
>have to pay for online and do ranked mode for the new mega evolutions

>>721068271
>Didn't age well after that direct

Direct only shows games coming out in the next 6 months dumb troon lmao

>>721068202 (OP)
Kirby Riders looks fun.
But you know what, I've just remembered that you have to pay in order to play online on consoles.

lol this market is fucking dead

>>721068374
>pokemon
>day one dlc

Why lie? The DLC doesn't come out to next year.

Why is this board so completely mindbroken by Nintendo? LMFAOO

>>721068374
Lol, Imagine not having checked out of pokemon after gen 6.

The pokemon dlc isn't day one, it's a preorder for a dlc that comes later.

However, seeing as so many people didn't understand this, they should not have announced the dlc before launch.

Nobody is agreeing with OP it seems

>>721068419
whats with fire emblem logos losing all their soul

>>721068202 (OP)
>Pokemon as a positive
Lmao

>>721068472
Your the one lying.

>>721068618
>your

The top two dishes are also on Switch 1
The middle dish has a $20 scam DLC
Nobody cares about the bottom left dish
Bottom middle dish has 0 news or release date
Bottom right is a succulent dish but not ready until the end of November

honestly yeah who cares
let them have fun if they still have fun with nintendo games

>food analogy
Every single time.

>>721068807
>Bottom right is a succulent dish but not ready until the end of November
And will sell terribily due to the existance of the mario kart franhcise.

>>721068202 (OP)
>modern pokemon
>eating good
Seriously though, the new megas are utter dog water in comparison to the originals

>>721068202 (OP)
>eating once a couple of month
Switch2 fags really have to suck up to every single thing released to get by

>>721068918
Honestly when it comes to /v/ if its not a food analogy Id be disappointed.

>>721068596
ISIS is late on every trend, they just learned about minimalism.

>>721068202 (OP)
the same fucking game franchines every year, no new IPs. Sad

>>721068202 (OP)
>>721068419
>Splatoon Raiders
>Duskbloods
>FE
>Mario Tennis
>>>this year
These are all 2026 and beyond. If you meant "within a year", then say so, "this year" means THIS year, 2025. Raiders and Duskbloods weren't even in the direct, they're that far off.

>>721068202 (OP)
0 games

>>721068596
didn't pay attention to it, but it somehow manages to be more boring than Airriders. That's quite an achievement.
It's literally just one click away from Times New Roman 12pt

oh yeah raiders wasnt on the direct
what the fuck

why are people revising history/gaslighting pretending Kirby air ride was some kind of hype machine/system seller? TWO 45 minute directs for this shit? The original was that game you rented for a weekend or played around with when you slept over your cousins house. They’re trying to force hype and the roster fag shit and it feels so inorganic

>>721069087
once you start noticing it feels like a phenomenon that should be studied for how much it happens. It’s ALWAYS a food anlogy

>>721069390
It got meme status thanks to its original city mode and nintendo is trying to capitalize on that and showing sakurai is making it himself to improve sales
It makes sense

>>721069187
when was the last new Nintendo IP? ARMS? They shouldn’t have killed it, it had potential. They should have made a beat ‘em up spin off like god hand because those character designs are pretty damn cool

>>721069159
but they literally went from their minimalist nuFE logo back to the old font

>All these games for retarded kids
No wonder USA is the first Nintendo market,
these soi manchildren are truly pathetic

>>721069450
I go out of my way to make food analogies on this board.

>>721069359
which is a shame because Splatoon always seemed cool but I had online matchmaking multiplayer games. A single player experience is right up my alley

>>721069489
my theory is they’re kissing Sakurais butt and letting him do whatever he wants so he’ll do smash again despite saying he doesn’t want to

>>721069537
unfathomably based

>>721068202 (OP)
that's okay
one last hoorah before japan gets flooded with indians and africans, and nintendo is turned into bollywood and mumble rap company
what timmy and takeshi gon do?

>>721068202 (OP)
The only game I care about in that pic is Pokemon Legends Z-A and that's also coming to the Switch 1, meaning I'm just going to emulate it
Switch 2 is still a paperweight as far as I"m concerned

>>721069767
>caring about the worst one among them
I will never understand poketards

I bought and played the DK DLC. I'm not proud. It was fine. Not $20 fine. Free update fine.
No interest in Metroid
Mario Kart stunk
Don't care about Duskbloods or Hyrule Warriors
Went from not caring about Fire Emblem to aggressively hating it after it ruined Smash and wasted time during Directs.
I bought the last Mario Tennis and I'm never buying another Mario sport game again since I think that's a thing that was neat when it first happened 'cause it was Mario doing a weird side thing that wasn't jumping on stuff but now it's fucking lame.
No interest in Kirby Air Riders. I want to like it, I really do. But I missed out on playing it as a kid meaning I don't have the nostalgia for it, played it for the first time recently and was bored out of my fucking mind. I even played it properly with friends on a real Gamecube. Shit's boring. I'm willing to admit I'm wrong on this one because I want to like it but I just cannot give a shit.
Splatoon Raiders... fuckin' maybe at least I won't have to deal with the autists that treat every game like if they get good enough at any game with a competitive element their fuckin' lives will change
Pokemon Legends Z-A is unironically the only game I'm truly looking forward to. Pokemon's got it's hooks in me bad and the Legends games having different ways to do battles is fuckin' neato.

>>721069945
The others are far worse, retard
>an FPS
>a platformer
>a musou
>whatever the fuck the other two are
Pokemon is easily the best one there, at least it's an RPG, the only genre of games worth playing

>>721068202 (OP)
>6 mid games will come out this year
>This is cause for celebration
Grim
It's like being happy the homeless shelter is serving gruel for dinner
You know what's really sad? Nintendo has it good in comparison to PS5, XBOX and PC, at least they have dedicated games coming out for their console, PC has only indie shit to look forward to and the other have nothing
It's so over bros...

>>721068202 (OP)
That'll be 600$+taxes

>>721068528
This is why we need to ban non-nintendo fans

>721070034
Bait, no (you) for you

>>721069236
>anti-tendies have to be this pedantic to "win"
OH NO NO NO

Why do American saying "eating good". My English teacher teached to say "eating well". Is she not correct?

>>721070381
I own a switch, not buying a switch 2 yet until more games release.

>>721069998
>Went from not caring about Fire Emblem to aggressively hating it after it ruined Smash and wasted time during Directs.
I don’t actively hate the FE franchise for this but in a series full of interesting and unique weapons why did they choose sword fighter for every single character? Heavy axe? Polearm? Dragon/pegasus mount? Shit

>>721070384
Niggers have infested and ruined the English language and gen z and younger emulate this. Eating well is the proper use

I can say with 100% certainty that most people praising the Switch 2's incoming games never played a single pre-Switch game in any of these series apart from Pokemon.

>>721070384
She's right. "Eating good" came from black culture, and Americans - especially the younger generations - love adopting parts of it.

>>721068202 (OP)
Still not buying a Nintendo Switch 2

>Noooo! Where is *more* game tho???
You can just say you only care about mainline Mario and Zelda (or some literally never series like Starfox), and it would come across as less insincere.
There's literally a solid selection of games coming out on S2, so far.

>>721069236
Bro literally said "in the next six months".

>>721068202 (OP)
Never met one guy who was excited for musou.

>>721070767
He showed 2 games that weren't in the Direct at all, and are not within 6 months.

>>721068202 (OP)
Only Air Riders looks interesting, Metroid, Hyrule Warriors and especially Pokemon ZA all look like complete shit.

>>721070514
>_____ fan excited to play the game for the first time!

>>721069516
The wheelchair basketball game.

>It's all more childrenslop...
Every single one lmfao

>>721070817
that’s because they were always yearly release asset flip slop shit. There’s like 19 dynasty warriors games and they all play exactly the same. It was always a bargain bin franchise. People are overhyping it now because it had a Zelda coat of paint

>>721068202 (OP)
Still enjoying bananza
DLC is mid but nice for a toilet session

>>721070865
>Air Riders
>childrenslop
think again

>>721070895
It was exciting the first time it had a Zelda coat of paint. This is what, the fifth time?

>>721070896
>takes him longer than 5 mins to take a shit
Jesus anon sort your life out. Are you one of those weirdos that has to sit and grunt and strain for minutes on end and have the smelliest sickest smelling shits because you eat like garbage?

>>721070979
No, I just like to give my asshole some ttime to breathe and relax for a few minutes.

>>721070958
Kirby fans be like
>DUDE it’s like a cutesy children’s game but actually like a lovecraftian kafka-esque cosmic horror!!!
and then the enemy will be like a round ball with one eyeball and pointy teeth

>>721068472
The DLC is out Octover 16th
The game is out October 16th
It's day one DLC

>>721071071
gosh, i bet you're fun at parties.

>>721068419
For the sake of your argument, remove pokémon lmfao

>>721071196
Talking shit about how dumb videogame plots are with the lads produces the most laughs at parties, you would know this had you ever frequented them

>>721069998
>all that shit about the other games
>”i’ll buy pokemon tho”
you’re truly retarded, congrats

>>721071459
>I'M SO COOL, I HATE EVERYTHING
You're not a gamer.

>>721068202 (OP)
#rapeeverysingleNintendofan

>>721071196
what an actual fucking reddit tier reply

Within 5 months the Switch 2 has more exclusives than the entirety of the PS5 lifetime. That's pathetic.

>>721070837
I like how Tendies were quick to try and bury that game, reminds me how they tried to hurry and bury that shitty Peach game KEK

>>721071196
Kirby is baby slop along with Yoshi designed to be a toddlers first videogame. Just because an angry eyeball makes you peepee your pants doesn’t make it for adults

>>721071618
>bluhbluhbluh I call everything Reddit
You weren't even on 4chan in 2010, back when any of this was relevant.

>>721068271
you lost
>>721068336
retard

>>721071565
>I hate everything
yes

>>721071669
imagine hating fun and soul this much.
Why do you even come here, when you don't like games?

No one thinks Kirby is "scary" incidentally. It's just awesome that it's a super cute series that has weirdly out of control lore.

>>721071664
Considering the PS5 has about 2 worthwhile exclusives, it's not that much of an impressive feat.

>>721071685
>2010
lmfao I’ve been here since 2006

>>721071812
why do you type like you're 23?

>>721071789
>lore
holy fucking shit he just keeps going with his shitty opinions

>>721068202 (OP)
>MMMMM I have to relate this to eating
>MMMMMMMMM tasty SLOP
>eating GOOOOOOD
why are they like this

>>721068472
Because I CANT AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>721071868
>NO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE L WORD
Can you get off my website, please?

>>721071479
They're fine if you let them be. If you want to be retarded and focus on the trees looking bad or running like shit that's your brain damage. Pokemon Legends Arceus did shit differently and was fun, Legends Z-A looks like more of that. I'm sure you'll be poor and miserable and making fun of the trees or frame dips or how shit the Switch 1 version will run, so I guess we'll both have something to look forward to. Isn't that nice?

>>721071790
Nintendo has won the end game console war is what I'm getting at. Steam and Switch is the way to go. Only Rockstar make PS slightly relevant

>>721071954
Shocked you’re actually defending having such garbage taste. Absolutely pathetic. Arceus was just okay, and unless they’re hiding something, this looks much worse, since the setting is a giant bore

>>721071848
stuck in a state of arrested development I suppose because everything has been shit since 2008(ish)

>>721070045
>PC has only indie shit to look forward to
indie games are basically the only ones worth playing nowadays

>eating good
But Tendies don't look anything like this.

>>721068202 (OP)
i still think its funny that pc gaming is dead cuz ai surveilance lags every game into being unplayable
ps5 is shit cuz everything costs to much or doesnt work
xbox is just fucking dead
but switch2 /nintendo is still the worst way to game lmao

>>721072303
2024 is only acceptable if this is her body after birthing 2 or 3 children. The sad part is you know she has no kids and just got fat and lazy

So the damage control over that Direct is fully underway now huh

>>721072421
Bebe Rexha has PCOS and the weight gain is medicine related.

Any slop by Nintendo is apparently "eating good".

>>721072141
I'm not defending shit. Like what you like, hate what you hate, have an autistic fit about whatever you feel like in an attempt to feel superior to other people for liking different video games.

>>721071790
Name 5 good PC exclusives. As in, games you can only play on PC.

>>721068336
It's technically not day 1 DLC since you're pre-ordering DLC that will come after release. So it's more like day -30 DLC, which is marginally worse.

>>721072654
but bro how else are you supposed to get this exclusive drip that only those epic enough to preorder the DLC could wear

>>721072589
>y-you’re throwing a fit
I’m just telling you that you’re eating shit, anon. No need to cry about it

>>721072568
I cant believe how bad this design is
Why not move the wings to its back why are they on its head

>>721072718
I know it’s beating a dead horse at this point but I’m always genuinely shocked at how bad pokemon games look

>>721071212
>POKÈMONE IS LE BAD LMAOO!!!

fuck off retard

>>721068419
Ok here I come
>Duskbloods will be shit
>air riders has no gameplay
>mario tenis will be mediocre
>pokemon zamn is already confirmed to be subpar mediocre slop
>mario kart is hated by the players
>Splatoon dlc costs 20$ for barely any gameplay
>Hyrule warriors is literally more of the same
>fire emblem will be mediocre and no one will like it (plus negroid as the MC for God's sake)

>>721068918
Explain in 150 words or more why food analogies are the great satan of analogies. And do it without any buzzwords, please.

>>721072748
You did it, this is definitely the response of an autist not irrationally angry at someone liking something they don't like. You have convinced us all. Report to your handler and tell her how good of a job you did owning someone on the internet. Maybe you'll get the big straw with the loops in it as a reward for your sippy cup you fucking retard.

>>721068202 (OP)
how many people would play all of those though? How many would THIS person personally play? Do his tastes just expand THAT far?
This shit's only good for console wars.

>>721068202 (OP)
Dire.
Nintendies are the highest tier slop consumers

>>721073194
That'd be steam.

>>721073083
Americans get hungry and have to start eating when they see food analogies.

why does Pokemon make /v/ seethe so much?
I'm not even a nintendofag and I love the series

>>721072568
Did a 10 year old kid came up with this design? This looks terrible

>>721073653
>I love the series
why?

>>721073653
Yes anon we know Pokefags don't play other games

>>721072958
>POKEMON IS LE GOOD ACTUALLY
yeah okay retard

>>721073653
Because it looks ugly sometimes. Can guarantee most of the people seething about it hate turn based games in general but at least most of them are really well animated with flashy moves and pretty graphics.

>>721073083
They're like putting ketchup on a gourmet steak.

>>721073828
GF released 2 good games over 25 years ago and he hangs onto that good will hoping the franchise will achieve those highs again not realizing what he’s really longing for is his lost childhood and innocence. Or he’s just some born in 2006 retarded zoomer

>>721068202 (OP)
change that to eating shit and it will be more accurate

>>721073113
lol, you really are desperate to not admit you’re retarded with shit taste

>>721073974
>sometimes
don’t be disingenuous with your arguement

>>721068419
>more game than ps5
yep, nintenGODbros, we eating good

>>721073974
No I certainly won’t agree because pokemon never should have stopped being sprites you shit eating retard

>>721071565
Again if you had ever been to a party you would know that the atmosphere is jovial and all conversationalists involved do actually enjoy the game they are ragging on.

I hope one day you are invited to such an event and perhaps even manage to converse with a woman!

>he hasnt done the Tommy Vercetti jump animation in the common with a bunch of bros while talkong about tits

>>721068202 (OP)
Bananza, Air Riders, Prime 4 is the only worthwhile ones.
Maybe Splatoon Raiders but it's just a spin-off, Hyrule Warriors and Pokemon ZA is for autistic fans who cares more about the IP than the quality of a product.

>>721069390
>The original was that game you rented for a weekend
So you're still broke 20 years later?

>>721074407
>what are you, poor?!
no retard I just didn’t think it was fun enough to warrant buying hence the “I rented it for a weekend”

>>721068202 (OP)
I love Nintendo games, but I have NEVER purchased a console within a year of release and never will.

Switch 2 wont be worth owning for another 2 years.

>>721074508
Still you're acting like Kirby isn't a system seller which it is. A fun racing game for kids, Kirby fans, people that want a different racing game from Mario Kart. It's an easy buy considering, other racing games are dying too so there's less competition nowadays

>>721074612
Ok, thanks for the input.

>>721070045
>at least they have dedicated games coming out for their console
Honestly those measly nintendo exclusives pale in comparison to all the third party ludos that skip the switch2, it is not a fair trade.

>>721074314
Age of Calamity was good for its genre, aside from dogshit performance

>>721071664
Impressive, very nice. Let's take a look at anti-exclusives now.

>>721073974
Pokemon isn't turn based anymore

>>721074630
> Ignoring the kart racer coming out in a week that has better reception from critics and fan playtests

>>721075393
Sonic can't compete with Mario, give it up

>>721068202 (OP)
>Hirule Warriors 3 (we didn't learn from 2 edition)
>Pokemon legends ZA
>Metroid Prime 4
Bait used to be believable

When I look at normoids gobble up the absolute lowest effort slop imaginable, I just think to myself, where did we go so wrong?
How are people's standards THIS low?

>>721068419
>leyendas pokemon
Dumb spic

>refresh Youtube
>new JayzTwoCents video is recommended
>he's also jumping into the Nintendo hate bandwagon
>it's the patent shit again

Bananza was slop, Splatoon Raiders isn't coming out this year, and the remaining games are likely to be a mixed bag (MP4 looks awful, Pokemon Legends ZA looks questionable)

>>721075510
my theory is that these people always existed but they consumed different types of media. when they started latching onto Videogames specifically devs started appealing to the lowest common denominators. We are now a generation or two removed from the golden era of videogames so kids don’t even know the difference and are being raised on slop and for some reason refuse to play anything “old” ie pre 2012

>>721075456
and Kirby can?

>>721075746
The original air ride was a critical and commercial failure im really not sure where the history revision is coming from either

>>721068419
I love watching videos of tendies reacting to this direct and having a melty over Fire Emblem kek

>>721075662
Funny how they are conditioned to listen to retarded journos and never question anything

>>721075714
The key pointa of evidence are remakes of games that we view as "not that old". Nobody in thrir right fucking mind needed a remake of Oblivion, Demon Souls or MGS3, but the children whose favourite games are Skyrim, Elden Ring and Revengeance/V are too young to have given those games a try let alone be alive during their development.

But i cant fault them, theyve developed their own backlogs of games that they dont know are shit and will likely never come to judge them as such because of how their tastes formed

>>721068202 (OP)
>oh im a tendie cuck, yes im a tendie cuck

>>721068202 (OP)
Wow it's all the same stuff it's always been. Foods getting stale.

>>721075746
Kirby is on Nintendo and it'll be well optimized, it has completely different selling points overall.

>>721068202 (OP)
>600€ of games
I'm...good?

How did Nintendo end up being the only platform to still get exclusives?

>>721075393
>better reception from critics and fan playtests
lol

>>721076230
I do feel a little bad for kids born in like 2005. How do you even play catch up with decades worth of videogames before you’re even 15? My son was born in 2024 and I look at my collection of games spanning over 30 years and I don’t even know how he would do it. I might not even introduce him to videogames

>>721076483
they refused to put their games on any other hardware than their own. They make the hardware they make the software they own the IPs they make the rules

>>721075662
Blocked his channel, fuck him

>>721076483
Every platform has exclusives now if you consider those games exclusive.

>>721076256
>G-getting games is being a cuck! T-that's why I'm the least cucked!
Enjoy another price hike lmao

>>721076483
PS/Xbox always had a third party approach so they spent a ton of money on "I get this game/mode/content as exclusive." The hilarious thing is it was Sony/Microsoft who kept doing this anti-consumer shit up until the very end.

>>721068202 (OP)
>children's games
Do you really?

>>721069945
They were raped by there dad while holding a piplup plush.

>>721068419
>7 bad games and Air Ride 2
Grim

>>721071196
You hate him because he's right. If his take was bad you would have ignored it.

>>721068202 (OP)
Do they only make games for children or something?
What self respecting adult is turning on Kirby and learning spelling or something?

>>721068202 (OP)
They won't be good once they see the bill

>>721068202 (OP)
Are people who buy Nintendo consoles really happy to just play yet another game in a long running Mario/Zelda etc series?

>>721068202 (OP)
Do they have any games that aren't made for babies?

>>721072303
What Bebe Rexha did to herself is a crime.

>>721077417
tendies are manchildren

>>721077565
As somone who plays ps5 and pc I would say the dont know any better but...they do. Unless the switch 2 is their first fucking console or they dont know how to research games that came out 15 years ago. Nintendo WERE better than this.

I'll be buying a switch 2 and new fire emblem when it comes out and then I'll return them both to Amazon after I beat it

>>721077676
I've never understood it, you're buying a Nintendo consoles knowing the only games for it are the same old Nintendo series ones.

>>721068202 (OP)
Just bought a Switch 2 on Amazon and its coming delievered to my house in 3 hours. How is this possible? I guess demand really fell off a cliff.

WAITER, THERE IS A BUG IN MY SOUP!

>>721077840
DK better not win goty over E33. I'm sure the game is just as good as odysey but that fucking onions DK design bothers me so much.

>>721068202 (OP)
It should be Greta's death scene from A Nightmare on Elm Street 5.

>>721077934
>but that fucking onions DK design
Autocorrect changing onions to onions...

>>721076645
If you dont at least tell him what you genuinely find cool he will never fully know you. You know you gotta be real with him one day. Youre also in the position of authority that lets you mock him for not knowing shit about jack

>>721076645
You're son's a lost cause. He'll be playing tung tung saar roblox and jerking off to poppy playtime like his peers because god forbid youre a bit different these days.

Pokemon won.

Why do Nintendo fans celebrate games with DLC announced before the games are even out? And wasn't the higher price tag supposed to mitigate this entirely? To quote many Nintendo fans:

>so what if the games are 70 to 80 dollars? This means they can release DLC for free, unlike the evil snoy who charges for DLC

Guess that didn't last.

tendies pretending that trainwreck of a direct is eating good

>>721079285
yea bro we sure are jealous of drag x drive and a zelda musuo

>>721068202 (OP)
$420+ total for those games. Absolute fucking insanity

>>721079285
>questioning why a game has DLC announced before it's even released is somehow analogous to jealousy

>>721079512
it's called a roadmap, google it

>>721079619
Roadmaps are free on steam

>>721073989
Trvke

>>721079512
Even Witcher 3 did that kiddo

>>721079619
>google roadmap video game
>be directed to STAR CITIZEN, a game that sells 50,000 dollar ships to people
>while the game is still in a nightmare state that can't be even considered early access

>>721079697
And Nintendo fans consider Witcher 3 to be unplayable dogshit. Your point?

>120 dollar for a full version of pokemon
LMAO!

>>721068202 (OP)
Me calling something shit shouldn't affect someone's ability to enjoy it unless they're a little bitch.

>>721079285
Why would I be jealous of the PC platform when I play games on it daily?

>>721068202 (OP)
It's really, really bothering me how non-Amerinazis are saying "zee" for the Pokemon shit.

>>721070958
>>721071196
>>721071789
>>721071921
you're such a fucking schizo loser lmfao

>>721068202 (OP)
What a bunch of absolute and utter slop.

>>721079285
God, you're so incredibly gay

>>721074798
You got raped, Jared.

>>721068202 (OP)
yes goy play your nintendo while the world collapses

>>721068202 (OP)
Metroid, Duskbloods, and Age of Imprisonment look great.

>>721068202 (OP)
It's not like anyone's coming to your house and taking your switchy witchy. Just turn off the screen and all the mean voices go away.

>>721068202 (OP)
Big names, lame games.

>>721068202 (OP)
Shh... let people not enjoy things.

>>721069489
It got meme status due to Item Bounce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

Don't read the comment section hahaha

>>721083523
>retards being antisemitic
meh