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Anonymous No.721073430 [Report] >>721073595 >>721077031 >>721080430 >>721081010 >>721089125 >>721089983 >>721090759 >>721095360
You might not like what I'm about to say, but Joker from Mass Effect was a DEI hire. Sure he's one of the best pilots in the universe but he would never been able to prove it if it wasn't for DEI that gave him the chance to be a pilot in the first place
Anonymous No.721073516 [Report] >>721073658 >>721076489 >>721081087 >>721089125
He's jewish, no DEI required
Anonymous No.721073595 [Report] >>721090443
>>721073430 (OP)
Imagine the /v/ melt down if he had a dark shade of skin
Anonymous No.721073658 [Report] >>721077342
>>721073516
jews don't exist in scifi
Anonymous No.721073743 [Report] >>721073795
He was their to push human supremacy
Anonymous No.721073795 [Report]
>>721073743
What human supremacy? He went to an all human flight school
Anonymous No.721076489 [Report]
>>721073516
Cope
Anonymous No.721077031 [Report]
>>721073430 (OP)
>medical waivers are DEI
no
Anonymous No.721077148 [Report] >>721077265 >>721077698
Nobody can define what DEI actually means.
Anonymous No.721077265 [Report]
>>721077148
That's because you keep changing the definition. It went from SJW to woke to ESG to DEI in 1 decade. The thing is so toxic it needs to be redefined every other year apparently
Anonymous No.721077342 [Report] >>721090912
>>721073658
I see you haven't read Chapterhouse: Dune.
Anonymous No.721077698 [Report]
>>721077148
a bunch of radically antisocial left-wing policies sourced from as far back as the 1960s wrapped in nice sounding language
Anonymous No.721077808 [Report] >>721080104
You may not like his attitude. But he's never once insubordinate unlike other characters. Which the latter attitude is unacceptable in any circumstance should get shepard's crew shot out of the airlock
Anonymous No.721080104 [Report]
>>721077808
He got Shepard killed at the start of ME2 because he refused to leave the ship thinking he could pilot it to safety
Anonymous No.721080430 [Report] >>721080660 >>721080896
>>721073430 (OP)
Wasn't he actually a good pilot before having been hired by them for his record?

Wasn't his arch that he lost his legs so he got gud at flying because he still wanted to do shit in space but couldnt be a soldier like he wanted?

Bioschock 2 was a good game.
Anonymous No.721080595 [Report] >>721080778 >>721091654
Why didn't they just give him mechanical legs? I mean fuck, they reversed death itself, an exosuit couldn't be too hard
Anonymous No.721080660 [Report] >>721090759
>>721080430
He was only in pilot school due to DEI, if there was no DEI policies they would have told him to fuck off
Anonymous No.721080778 [Report] >>721081036 >>721081238 >>721082712 >>721084132
>>721080595

The death thing was a one and done deal that cost over 4 billion credits. Also jokers condition isn't his legs it's his entire body, every body in his body is fragile as fuck
Anonymous No.721080896 [Report] >>721094657
>>721080430
He didn't lose his legs, he's like Mr Glass, he has the bone disease that makes them brittle and fragile. If he falls over he probably breaks every bone in his body.
Anonymous No.721081010 [Report] >>721083965
>>721073430 (OP)
Being crippled doesn't guarantee someone is a bad person the way being a woman or black does though.
Anonymous No.721081036 [Report] >>721081231
>>721080778
Given what they did with 4 billion credits, they probably could have just replaced all of joker's bones with reinforced super materials for about three fiddy
Anonymous No.721081087 [Report]
>>721073516
OP btfo
Anonymous No.721081231 [Report] >>721086824
>>721081036
Why would they
Anonymous No.721081238 [Report] >>721081325
>>721080778
>ME2 introduces the technology to resurrect the dead, something man has dreamed of since the dawn of time and the greatest technological achievement in history next to space travel
>it's used exactly once and never mentioned it again
This series' plot was so garbage, holy shit.
Anonymous No.721081325 [Report] >>721081519
>>721081238
The Facility that did all the operations got destroyed
Anonymous No.721081519 [Report] >>721083817 >>721095505
>>721081325
Did Cerberus not have a concept of disaster recovery?
Anonymous No.721082712 [Report] >>721083195
>>721080778
It's a military sci fi game
>joker
>we've developed a medication that reinforces your bones with this protein bullshit daily injection
Good enough, even beyond the level of writing for most wrpgs.
Anonymous No.721083195 [Report] >>721083876 >>721083895
>>721082712
>just ruin the character, bro. that's what good writing is
Anonymous No.721083817 [Report] >>721084793
>>721081519
No because it was a top secret facility and they didn't want anyone to know, they literally tell you this not to mention

>The astronomical cost to revive 1 person
>Multiple years to revive him
>All the scientists that worked on the project are dead
Anonymous No.721083876 [Report]
>>721083195
It's only just bioware.
Anonymous No.721083895 [Report]
>>721083195
I don't like DEI and joker isn't that important anyways, fix his legs so tumblr faggots don't go UWU DISABLED REPRESENTATION
Anonymous No.721083965 [Report] >>721084793 >>721087035
>>721081010
According to your believes. My mom believes in karma and reincarnation. Thus that conditions gained at birth is karma. Joker did something that caused karmic retribution.
Anonymous No.721084132 [Report] >>721084501 >>721084770
>>721080778
>a one and done deal that cost over 4 billion credits
In a universe with trillions of people living on thousands of planets, that really doesn't seem like that much money.
Anonymous No.721084501 [Report]
>>721084132
If there's one thing sci-fi settings have always struggled with its scale,
Anonymous No.721084770 [Report]
>>721084132
What's the GDP of Earth in credits in Mass Effect?
Anonymous No.721084793 [Report]
>>721083817
That's no excuse for not keeping backups of their data in other secure facilities.
>>721083965
Belief in Karma is a cope, there's no evidence for it but people believe in it because they want it to be true. Then they use it to dismiss the suffering of others since they must have done something to deserve it before having their memories erased.
Anonymous No.721086824 [Report]
>>721081231
So their ace pilot doesn't become a pile of meat and bone splinters if the ship is jostled too much by enemy fire
Anonymous No.721087035 [Report]
>>721083965
That just means he did something bad before in his past life. Doesn't mean he's bad now. He could be trying to atone. As long as he keeps to his Dharma in this life his next should be groovy.
Anonymous No.721089125 [Report]
>>721073516
>>721073430 (OP)
Anonymous No.721089683 [Report] >>721089891
You guys really just love sex with women
Anonymous No.721089891 [Report] >>721092678
>>721089683
wtf how the fuck should we know that?
Anonymous No.721089983 [Report]
>>721073430 (OP)
He was an EDI hire.
Anonymous No.721090443 [Report]
>>721073595
2007 /v/ wouldn't give a shit.
Anonymous No.721090759 [Report] >>721092774
>>721073430 (OP)
>>721080660
They just didn't consider his condition to be something that impaired his ability to fly a ship.
If he was blind or completely paraplegic they would have told him to fuck off.
Anonymous No.721090912 [Report]
>>721077342
>jews survive...because they do!

I stopped reading the series after I found out.
Anonymous No.721091654 [Report]
>>721080595
Cerberus DID offer him a fix and he took it, and that's why he's working with them. It's also why he's able to walk around during that one segment in ME2, instead of having to use crutches.
Anonymous No.721092678 [Report]
>>721089891
You don't know if you like sex with women?
Anonymous No.721092774 [Report]
>>721090759
Still a DEI hire
Anonymous No.721094657 [Report] >>721095282
>>721080896
Fucking really? The fuck are the writers smoking, dudes like him can't get themselves forklift certified, never mind a career as a pilot
Anonymous No.721095282 [Report] >>721095642
>>721094657
It's a game with aliens
Anonymous No.721095360 [Report]
>>721073430 (OP)
also, just so you know, seth green is one of the biggest pedos in hollywood.
Anonymous No.721095505 [Report]
>>721081519
Cerberus is comically inept. This is hammered home time and time again across all three games.
Anonymous No.721095642 [Report] >>721095805
>>721095282
Doesn't mean all forms of logic fly out the window dipshit.
Anonymous No.721095805 [Report]
>>721095642
There's like a shit ton of aliens that dont even have humanoid body shapes like the fucking jelly fish thing, it's really not that hard to imagine that they have ways to pilot ships for people like joker