Thread 721081052

I... I saw the visions of what awaits me. I'll be delegated to the role of empowering Nordic women and their sons... ZEUS, YOU MUST KILL ME. GRANT ME AN ESCAPE FROM THIS TORMENTING FUTURE.

>>721081052 (OP)
WE MUST BE BLACKED MEN FOR ISRAEL

The Fates have already deemed you a better man

>>721082791
all the retards on /v/ who cried years ago about God of War being a bad series trooned out

fucking faggots I hate them kawaii uguu desu shut the fuck up retard

>>721082791
Can someone remind me why he didn't just go into the underworld and retrieve his family?
Dude has clawed his way out of the grave multiple times.
I'm pretty sure, at least in the first game, he was fundamentally mortal.
Chosen champion of Ares yeah, but still a man.

>>721085992
he couldn't for some reason, the only reason i think he can escape the afterlife is because he's demi-god

>>721086124
it's the blades of GAY-OS imo, it allowed him to SUCC and FUCC souls out of their afterlife, empowering him

>>721085992
I like the idea that his vengeance boner was so massive that he genuine never thought of trying.
But no, pretty sure the issue was lampshaded at some point.
Ares ate their souls or something idk.

>>721086215
Ah.
So Its kind of like that fetish where women absorb their rivals into their breasts to enlarge them, except for general musculature?

>>721086530
The real family was the gains we made along the way.

>>721086372
they were in Elysium and yeah, it's just never talked about really other than being a plothook, there souls were not eaten they're just used as devices to keep the plot going whenever it seems like Kratos' is losing his way

i can't remember which game but Kratos' literally finds Calliope, but not the mother, which i found odd
>could hang out in the afterlife with your precious bakers doughter
>can't because gods and titans are ruining everything, AGAIN.

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIANT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE BJØRN YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes boulder against beautiful orange brich trees in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A TINY GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JØHTUNN!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU 1488 NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE SONY CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT STATE OF PLAY?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/GODOFWAR! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE VANGUARD OF MODERN SENSITIVE POSITIVE MASCULINITY IF MY BRUTEISH BARBARIAN CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HELLENOID CHUD INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEK BABY!!! AND A GIRL TOO!!! IF IT WAS A GREEK BOY I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HIM UP TO BJØRN BEFORE HE STARTED GROWING HAIR BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A GREEK GIRL NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF EU GAMING NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING GAMERGATER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT IMPERIALIST BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT GREEK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY HORIZON ZERO DAWN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NORDIC CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTS

>>721085992
You can't ressurect actual souls of the dead in the mythology iirc.
He killed Hades but that didn't bring anyone back.

>>721086817
yeah iirc it was just "souls" escaping, whatever the fuck that means
they weren't coming back to life, that's for sure

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>721086771
>NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTS
Stopped reading there.

Don't be sorry. Be better.

>>721086996
Understandable.

>>721086372
>Ares! My wife is yours.

Why are /v/ermin so obsessed with cuckolding?

>>721087448
What, so we can't talk about VIDEO GAME stories now?

>>721087448
>why do gamers talk about cuckolding when the game is all about it

>>721087448
they tried cuck posting this stuff back when it was released and it gained 0 traction, now suddenly it has tons of copycats but i'm pretty sure it's the same 3 or 4 autistic people being retarded

it's been nothing but cuck and tranny posting for the past fucking decade

>>721087890
This anon's wife's son doesn't like him

>fanfic game about a fanfic game about greek mythology which was fanfic of older mythologies which was made up by local schizophrenic
why anons give a shit about shitty writing this much
it's not like og god of war was anything but slop
also not video games

>>721081052 (OP)
>empowering Nordic women and their sons
Absolutely NOTHING wrong with that btw

>>721088221
>why anons give a shit about shitty writing this much
Our enemies love it, so we must hate.

>>721088221
It's not just shitty writing, it's malicious and anti-social

>>721087448
It's funny as fuck because it doesn't affect me unlike normalfags who are repulsed by both their woman having had 40+ men that inserted their penis into her and also if she did not let enough previous do so. In other words they specifically want their women to come not too fucked and not fucked too little, fucked just the right amount of times by other men. It's so absurd I will always find this funny.

>>721087448
I played ragnarök recently and I got to the massively memed part where kratos says "your mothers past does not concern me" and the context was that she was some freedom fighter before meeting kratos. It honestly made me do a double take. This is the line that had been memed as cuck shit?

>>721089175
>and not fucked too little
said by absolutely NO ONE but you lmao

>>721089667
>>721087560
>conveniently avoids million other instances that make Kratos look like a bitch

>>721082791
And that’s a good thing chud he has now become a better men…

>>721089782
Brok is constantly talking shit about everyone and everything. Is kratos supposed to be a high brow type of guy in your opinion?

>>721089684
You can't believe it? They do say that! Something like "It's weird if she wasn't with someone before" or "I want her to know what she's doing."
You are being a little Dunning-Kruger retard.

>>721089971
But that line is about her being a freedom fighter for the dwarves...

We must castrate ourselves Atreus

>>721089993
You putting words in other peoples mouths is quite latterly the definition of cognitive bias.
You are the cannon cuckold

FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

LETTING YOUR WIFE FUCK GUYS

>>721087448
It's literally their fetish.

>>721085992
He literally did and faced his daughter but he choose his duty to the gods instead, so he stopped Atlas and the chance to meet his daughter ever again.
Kratos wasn't the one dimensional vilain the shitty new tried to portray, his butthurt at the gods was absolutely legitimate.

>>721089993
No guy says this. It's something some whores insist men should want, but it is not true.

>>721081937
I see Zeus got his revenge in the end

>>721082791
and you know why they did it, he wasn't the only one. they wanted to "subvert" all of our heroes across media. they made them spew their pro sjw propaganda, but only succeeded in ruining them

>>721091024
Ok, these threads are absolute schizo cesspools of cuck obsessed retards, but this post got me. Kek

>kratos cant help but selfcuck himself in every setting

It's like poetry.

>>721092740
You sound like a joyless and pathetic retard.

>>721081937
Look how Zeus looks here and compare the Norse gods to him. He looks like a god. I shat myself when I first saw this cutscene. Meanwhile the Norse gods were cucked into being shitty x-men with temper tantrum.

TOTAL

WOKE

DEATH

>>721093226
Imagine spamming the same joke over and over again daily, engaging in these threads for the past 3 weeks while also being obsessed with cuckolding and interracial sex, but still having the audacity to call someone else a pathetic retard.

>>721093623
Presentation is everything.
GoW gave such presence to the Greek Gods. Zeus is imponent, speaks in a powerful baritone and while he obviously needs to speak modern English, his vocabulary is quite flowery.
NuGoW is full of embarrassing modernisms in its writing and design, ugly and ringe models and dialogue.
Odin is the bad guy and it's literally just evil Toby Ziegler.
Richard Schiff is a good actor, but he's still unavoidably a NY Jew. Imagine taking a game like this seriously

>>721082009
I fapped a lot to this comic
Shame the artist is a lazy negroid and never drew the other DBZ women getting dicked

Good thing I never played any other god of war games besides the first one

>>721094139
I cannot shit at Richard Shiff himself, you can clearly see it's the "we want Sopranos" direction. Zeus speaks in archaic diction and while the form is modern, he won't use a modern word. When Odin called Freya his ex I knew the game would be ogre right there, but I was still willing to give it chance. I guess they tried to do "everyone is Norse so they are natural" while Kratos speaks "oddly" but it just didn't work, it sounds retarded as fuck. But the entire story is really retarded and doesn't even make much sense so no wonder here. To think that the same studio did God of War (2005) and Ragnarok is unbelievable. The original GoW had surprising depth, while Ragnarok is a shallow slop for niggers.

you retards are obsessed jesus christ, Kratos doesn't pry into her past because the obvious natural thing that would occur is her prying into his past, a thing he is notoriously cagey about. By avoiding discussions of the past he can keep running away from it

How do I become...a better...man...

>>721089993
Man you need to work on your gaslighting skills

>>721093623
exactly. thor grew on me because he actually backs up his threats with strength but Odin? that dude looks like he came straight out of some 90's sitcom, someone's pervy uncle or some shit. the norse look like homeless with superpowers rather than gods

>>721088221
Because one pretends its some high brow TLOU deep 4 u crap and the other only cares about gore and mashing buttons for enjoyment.

Not that hard to figure out ironicweeb fag

>>721081052 (OP)
You vill be better and you vill like it

>>721081052 (OP)
I will release you from your future my son... BUT YOUR TORMENT IS JUST BEGINNING.

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.

COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER

>>721095319
>one has edgelord writing
>the other has moralfag writing
two sides of the same coin

>>721085992
Kratos isn't know for his forethought.

>>721087074
Is this the same guy who makes the Donkey Kong Bananza drawings?

>>721085992
His family isn’t in the Underworld, they’re in Elysium which is heaven for pure souls.

You people subject yourselves to this shit every day. For what purpose?

>>721094139
This and Age of Mythology is peak Zeus presentation.