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Zoomiebros….
Are you ok???
Anonymous No.721087593
sybau unc
Anonymous No.721087673 >>721087910 >>721087975 >>721088060 >>721088104 >>721088194 >>721088257 >>721088354 >>721088504 >>721088565 >>721088812 >>721089078 >>721089234 >>721089442 >>721089518 >>721090063 >>721091502 >>721091589 >>721091660 >>721092543 >>721093329 >>721093418 >>721094179 >>721094243 >>721096640 >>721098128 >>721098782 >>721099221 >>721100342 >>721100820 >>721101037 >>721102461 >>721103390 >>721106543 >>721109061 >>721109859 >>721113623 >>721113805 >>721114940 >>721120198 >>721122280 >>721126828 >>721134439 >>721135354 >>721135534 >>721135923 >>721136398 >>721139818 >>721140060 >>721140595 >>721140764 >>721140994 >>721141735 >>721142501 >>721143618
>>721087529 (OP)
If i raise a kid, what’s expected of me these days? How the fuck am i supposed to protect them from all this strange shit.
Anonymous No.721087740
>>721087529 (OP)
People just hate kids existing in any context don't they
Anonymous No.721087742 >>721087824
nigga im 23, ive never played roblox
Anonymous No.721087824 >>721088405 >>721088524 >>721089862 >>721090998
>>721087742
you are a grown adult retard
Anonymous No.721087910 >>721089598 >>721090503 >>721107214 >>721141054
>>721087673
Keep them in a bunker their whole life and tell them the world ended
When you need to go shopping you tell them you're going out to gather supplies from the wasteland
Anonymous No.721087916 >>721109386 >>721139136
>>721087529 (OP)
>zoomie bros
I'm a 29 years old zoomer
Anonymous No.721087927 >>721088324 >>721105172 >>721109386
>>721087529 (OP)
isn't that gen alpha? i'm pretty sure zoomers are almost in their 30s now. Also this is like the 8th thread i've seen today of some dude crying about zoomers, is something happening?
Anonymous No.721087975 >>721089446 >>721089551 >>721089836 >>721089912 >>721093676 >>721119349 >>721133862 >>721135762 >>721135891 >>721140684 >>721147626
>>721087673
Blacklist tiktok, reddit, roblox, fortnite, twitter, rule 34, e621, pornhub, deviantart, tumblr and discord on your router.
Buy your kid true video games on PC or Nintendo.
Anonymous No.721087976
>>721087529 (OP)
kids are gen alpha retard
Anonymous No.721088026 >>721088469
>>721087529 (OP)
Zoomers are in their 20s now, grandpa. Roblox and Italian Brainrot are gen alpha's things.
Anonymous No.721088048 >>721088320 >>721090113 >>721094579 >>721109685 >>721119730 >>721136961
>>721087529 (OP)
>whacky characters invented for fun by the Internet collective bad
>whacky characters invented by jewish pedophiles running TV andl toy industry good
Why?
Anonymous No.721088060 >>721088174 >>721093575
>>721087673
>Dont give your kid brainrot device
>Gets bullied relentlessly by brainrotted retards in school
Owari da
Anonymous No.721088081
Calling it brainrot is a little on this nose, isn't it? Otherwise from what I can glean the game itself is like a combo of pokemon and clicker-style resource generation.
Anonymous No.721088104 >>721088409 >>721098805 >>721113639
>>721087673
find some corporate security software that allows you to blacklist like 99.99% of the internet.
Don't give your kids access to internet, just raise them on physical media, teach them curiosity with a microscope or a chemistry set, sign them up for sports they'd like to try out, teach them Mandarin Chinese, i dunno,
Anonymous No.721088173
>>721087529 (OP)
entertainment is devolving the generation after Alpha will just play games that are flashing lights and random sounds and no gameplay
Anonymous No.721088174
>>721088060
>Give ur kid a murderbat to school
>Doesn't get bullied by anyone anymore
Anonymous No.721088194 >>721089634
>>721087673
Teach them to resent this kind of shit so you don't have to censor anything for them.
Anonymous No.721088238
>>721087529 (OP)
Poor little niggas. Also my brother dated some 18 year olds, he told me they were barely literate and just were on tik tok and roblox all day. I didn't even know young adults played it too.
Anonymous No.721088257
>>721087673
Just be there for him
This doesn't happen when parents spend a picosecond with their kid a day
Anonymous No.721088296 >>721100413
Anonymous No.721088320
>>721088048
This
The boomer mind cannot comprehend Thung Thung Sahur of Bombardiro and I'm 35 and its hilarious
Anonymous No.721088324 >>721089319 >>721089661 >>721100529
>>721087927
i just checked and there are like 5 up right now. is this the new post meta?
Anonymous No.721088354
>>721087673
you were also into strange shit according to your parents and you're fine
Anonymous No.721088405
>>721087824
yeah zoomers are grown adults now
Anonymous No.721088409
>>721088104
Parental control is really good and has been around for ages. Most devices have easy ways for you to limit what the child can do on the computer, its just parents never use it.
Anonymous No.721088469 >>721088560 >>721088853
>>721088026
Roblox is also a zoomer and even Millennial thing.
Anonymous No.721088504
>>721087673
Youre here. Any kid you make, low chance of that, is going to be a fuckup because hes yours.
Anonymous No.721088518
I think that image of a shark with 3 shoes is funny.
Anonymous No.721088524 >>721091098 >>721148985
>>721087824
anyone born in 2007 is a grown adult right now
Anonymous No.721088527
wtf is going to happen to traditional big AAA single player games like Zelda and Resident Evil and so on over the next decade? zoomers and gen alpha dont care about traditional single player AAA games and millennials and gen x are losing interest in video games as they get older
Anonymous No.721088528 >>721093496 >>721093649 >>721093768 >>721094535 >>721113802 >>721134129
>kids like stupid shit
society is collapsing bros...
Anonymous No.721088546 >>721088652 >>721088792 >>721089635 >>721089991 >>721090525 >>721106456 >>721109386 >>721113753
>>721087529 (OP)
Zoomerbro here (born in '99)
Don't lose hope not all of us are into this retarded shit.
Anonymous No.721088560 >>721088853
>>721088469
no, i am a zoomer and I don't know anyone who played roblox
Anonymous No.721088565
>>721087673
There's nothing you can do, if you try they'll vilify you like one of those 90s mom's who didn't let their kids play pokemon. You will let ipads turn your kids brain to mush, and you will be happy.
Anonymous No.721088652 >>721088714
>>721088546
You're not a zoomer you're a boomer, zoomers are kids
Anonymous No.721088714 >>721089525 >>721097534 >>721112040
>>721088652
>You're not a zoomer you're a boomer, zoomers are kids
Anonymous No.721088792 >>721089262
>>721088546
>hurr le wrong generation
fuck off zoombini
Anonymous No.721088812
>>721087673
>If i raise a kid, what’s expected of me these days
Make sure he doesn't turn out like his deadbeat dad that left his mom
Anonymous No.721088813 >>721136148
>>721087529 (OP)
Is right now the golden age for pedophiles?
Anonymous No.721088853
>>721088469
>>721088560
Same, I don't know a single fellow zoomer who ever played Roblox.
Anonymous No.721088947
I always thought it was Rob-Lox.
Anonymous No.721088950 >>721089104 >>721089794
>>721087529 (OP)
>stop paying attention for two minutes
>some stupid fucking shit I've never heard of has taken over the world in popularity
Fuck I'm old

Do I even want to know what 'Steal A Brainrot' is?
Anonymous No.721089041 >>721140969
>>721087529 (OP)
I caved in and tried ai, big LLMs. If I discovered that as a kid I'd have died like those birds getting stuck inside people's house, hitting all windows beak first and having their heart explode from fear and stress. Generating giant stories about virtually anything and supervising tasks about everything is straight out of sci-fi shit.
But I suppose kids aren't into that are they? They just slide on tiktok?
Anonymous No.721089063 >>721089152 >>721089251 >>721089280 >>721090992
I am so tired of these genwar threads, man.
Why cant we all agree that things are rough and help each other out. Im a zoomer, I hate that wod, I dont want to be enemies with people older than me, I just want to be friends, why are you guys like this.
Anonymous No.721089078
>>721087673
Make a cabin in the woods and give us ruby ridge 2
Anonymous No.721089104 >>721089159
>>721088950
I wonder if we could just make some stupid shit up and claim it's the hot new thing all the kids are posting to tik tok and have it take off that way
Anonymous No.721089152
>>721089063
Post boipussy
Anonymous No.721089159 >>721096723
>>721089104
>we could just make some stupid shit up and claim it's the hot new thing all the kids are posting to tik tok and have it take off that way
Like Halal truck girl?
Anonymous No.721089234
>>721087673
Treat him like a human being, explain to him the dangers of overconsumption and teach him/her what unconditional love between a child and a parent is, so that making you proud will be something he/she will strive for rather than going for cheap dopamine hits to numb the pain of trauma?
Anonymous No.721089251 >>721090038 >>721090871
>>721089063
The lack of bullying is what did this to begin with. people think that they are safe to express their degenerate shit online and think it's "normal" because nobody is allowed to criticize, whether it's toxic or it's constructive. what you perceive as being "enemies" with someone is actually them telling you to grow the fuck up, if it bothers you then there are actually issues that you have to solve in your life. Do not go to a therapist, talk to your parents, or better yet, let it all out privately with crying and then pray.
Anonymous No.721089262
>>721088792
Wrong generation zoomers are the only good ones because they're self-aware
Anonymous No.721089280
>>721089063
Go outside and talk to some real people.
The Boomer VS Millenial VS Zoomer VS Gen Alpha war only exists on 4chan. Nobody actually cares about these arbitrary labels in real life.
Anonymous No.721089287
>>721087529 (OP)
The youngest zoomers are in their late teens
Wake up anon, the zoomer boomer coomer doomer wojak craze was nearly a decade ago, an entire new generation of visible internet users appeared in the meantime and italian brainrot is their culture not zoomers'
Anonymous No.721089319
>>721088324
Just the janny doing his daily astroturfing while deleting video game threads
Anonymous No.721089442
>>721087673
Don't give them access to the internet
Anonymous No.721089446 >>721089596 >>721097850
>>721087975
>Buy Soitendo so your kid will end up like a retard americuck or even better let him play on PC and join some discord tranny server.
Kys
Anonymous No.721089471 >>721108723 >>721109386
>>721087529 (OP)
Millennial bro, Zoomers are in their late 20s now you know? you should check your insulin btw
Anonymous No.721089518
>>721087673
>If i raise a kid, what’s expected of me these days?
Absolutely fucking nothing, apparently. Just blame everything else for not parenting your kids for you.
Anonymous No.721089525 >>721140465
>>721088714
Me on shrooms
Anonymous No.721089551 >>721092240
>>721087975
That's not going to stop him or her from finding that stuff out at school though?
Anonymous No.721089596
>>721089446
Sony just has the same games as PC but worse graphics and customisation.

>let him play on PC and join some discord tranny server.
Blacklist Discord on your router.
Anonymous No.721089598
>>721087910
let me guess, you watched that movie where the guy then has sexo with a mature MILF and then has to kill his own father?
Anonymous No.721089634 >>721090653
>>721088194
This.
Then that also solves the problem of the other kids at school.
And if they get bullied for it, that just reinforces the resentment! Win win!
Anonymous No.721089635
>>721088546
you are already a boomer, mate
Anonymous No.721089661 >>721090113 >>721109685
>>721088324
It's literally just soilennials crying that they're old. God forbid the younger generations are cared for and nurtured properly.
Millennials have boomer mindsets with the bullying of the younger gens, when they really shouldn't give that they were harassed and bullied by boomers themselves.
Fucking idiots, man.
Anonymous No.721089723
Nowadays, if you want to get child pussy, you should at least know who Tralalero tralala is.
Also, cunnies don't like ballerina capuccina, they want to be Espressona Signora.
Anonymous No.721089748 >>721089816 >>721089936 >>721115386
uhh how are we going to make fun of gen ALPHA? they don't have a goofy name
Anonymous No.721089794
>>721088950
From what I've read it's some game about hoarding AI generated characters to make a cookie clicker number go up and you can steal other people's characters. Brainrot is the current generations lolrandumb
Anonymous No.721089816
>>721089748
I don't agree with making fun of kids or younger generations as they should be guided, but honestly just wait 20 years for Gen Beta.
Anonymous No.721089836 >>721090383 >>721136053
>>721087975
>Buy your kid true video games on PC or Nintendo.
KEK
Anonymous No.721089862 >>721090998
>>721087824
Negroid, Roblox is older than you
Anonymous No.721089912 >>721090161 >>721090190 >>721098809
>>721087975
This is no different from boomers parents refusing to let kids play video games or those dumb pokemon go monsters stuff
Anonymous No.721089936
>>721089748
I would like to propose:
"Slopnigger generation"
Anonymous No.721089991 >>721105701
>>721088546
>born in the 1900s
Yeah whatever you say grandpa it's time for bingo
Anonymous No.721090038
>>721089251
Do you think bullying has stopped? fuck man School hasn't changed at all. You people have such a warped view of the world so it lines up with your politics.
Anonymous No.721090063
>>721087673
Read to them.
Anonymous No.721090113 >>721090156 >>721090487
>>721088048
roblox is groomer central dumbass
>>721089661
>subhuman negroid behavior is le based!
Anonymous No.721090134
Who owns the rights of those brainroots things? They are ugly ass motherfuckers
Anonymous No.721090156
>>721090113
Wasn't the 90s full of nigger culture, too, though? That's about when most millennials were growing up, kek.
Anonymous No.721090161 >>721090248
>>721089912
Yes but now we have technology to do it
And plausible denial
>what are you talking about I never heard of those things what do you mean the internets not working it's working just fine
>your friends can access it, well I don't know what that is but I'm don't know how to even fix it
>router password? Sorry I work and I don't want any of our network settings to be messed up I can't just let that be given and handed around willy nilly

GG
Anonymous No.721090190
>>721089912
Video games and PokΓ©mon from back then didn't have evil groomers and pedos and predatory monetisation and they were usually actually of solid quality.
Anonymous No.721090205
What's the problem with this anyways? Your parents probably thought you were cringe and retarded for watching YTP and shoop da whooping in 2008. This isn't really different
Anonymous No.721090247 >>721090408 >>721090548
I have 2 kids i refuse to let them be on the internet or have a computer
they can watch some cartoons on the tv but not anything else

so much brainrot
Anonymous No.721090248 >>721090524 >>721105820
>>721090161
>gaslighting your kid so that you can coddle them from the wider world
Don't become a parent.
Anonymous No.721090256
>>721087529 (OP)
I hope you all realize that this is how boomers felt when we were spending all our time playing and looking at pokeymons.
Anonymous No.721090331 >>721090567 >>721090702
>>721087529 (OP)
I'm considering buying a chinkheld or two for Christmas and loading them with tendie games for my nephews
Every second spent playing Castlevania II: Simon's Quest for the Nintendo Entertainment System is a second not spent watching Mr Beast play Roblox
Anonymous No.721090383
>>721089836
do you have this with sound?
Anonymous No.721090408
>>721090247
>he thinks cartoons are safe
Anonymous No.721090487 >>721090724
>>721090113
>>subhuman negroid behavior is le based!
Is that what I said? Explain to me exactly where I said anything of the sort. You're a fucking idiot, too.
Anonymous No.721090503
>>721087910
You won't be wrong
Anonymous No.721090515 >>721090828
jaded manchilds will whine that "zoomer humor" is too abstract after spending their formative years mindlessly consuming gmod slop
Anonymous No.721090524 >>721091615
>>721090248
>defending brainrot
What causes this?
Anonymous No.721090525
>>721088546
>Born in 19XX
How were the dinosaurs unc?
Anonymous No.721090548
>>721090247
Cartoons are full of propaganda from danger hair gender freaks from California. Enjoy your kids being transed or developing bad fetishes.
Anonymous No.721090567 >>721090702
>>721090331
>Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
What are you doing dipshit?????????? Dont have them play that shit, give them a game they can actually BEAT.
CV3, hell CV1 are better choices than fucking CV2.
Anonymous No.721090617 >>721090735 >>721090790 >>721090815
>>721087529 (OP)
This shit makes me so depressed
We are literally living in the golden age of gaming in terms of it being insanely easy to download and emulate literally any great classic, and all the zoomers are just playing minecraft and fotm horror games

And it's not even like they wouldn't fucking love the same good shit we loved as kids, I'm playing a bunch of snes/n64/ps1 etc classics and old pc games with my nephews and they are fucking all over them, it's just that most parents dont give a fuck and the only thing kids are organically exposed to is the viral shit youtube recommends them
Anonymous No.721090653
>>721089634
Just feed them 100g of milk protein a day and a dose of creatine so they're the bullies
Anonymous No.721090702 >>721090845
>>721090331
>>721090567
How about Ghosts 'n Goblins NES? ;)
Anonymous No.721090724 >>721090823
>>721090487
i was referring to the meme you posted, you utter retard
>being a porn addict, mooching off my parents and listening to nog music is so cool!
Anonymous No.721090735
>>721090617
You should be blaming the parents for not giving a shit.
Also, zoomers are older now. They're not kids. Stop with the "muhh zoomzoom" boogeyman shit.
Anonymous No.721090781 >>721108258 >>721144978
>>721087529 (OP)
Oh god fucking damn it. I'm a teacher, and one of my students is a 9-year-old kid who's into this shit. Honestly, it's a fucking sad sight, all he does is play Roblox on his phone, and this brainrot shit is the only thing he seems to know. I tried asking him if he liked literally anything else, and he just didn't give a shit. Other kids like sports, or superheroes, or any-fucking-else. And all this twerp can talk about is this ugly crap. I think he may be autistic? Doesn't have a dad either, so his mom coddled him to shit.
I don't get paid enough to deal with this Fuck whoever uses iPads to raise their kids, the results are exactly as awful as you imagine.
Anonymous No.721090790
>>721090617
Mopst parents do not know about video games and just assume popular means good.
They do not know that Roblox is pedophile hell.
Anonymous No.721090815 >>721098471 >>721098505
>>721090617
Look at me with a straight face and tell me you were emulating Amiga all-time classics instead of watching youtube poops and playing Cartoon Network flash games.
Anonymous No.721090823 >>721091061
>>721090724
It's a meme... lol. You're not refuting what I said at all. Do you take EVERY meme seriously, retard-kun?
Anonymous No.721090828
>>721090515
>calling something that took effort slop
Anonymous No.721090845 >>721090961
>>721090702
Still better than fucking CV2.
Id recommend Megaman more though, any of them.
Anonymous No.721090871
>>721089251
Bullying is stronger than ever now that all of these kids have some form of brown admixture. Forget being called gay for watching Sailor Moon, you'll be degloved for not knowing who Wap Wap Syringe Chang Now In Hindi is.
Anonymous No.721090961 >>721091078
>>721090845
I would say NES is a bit outdated and more of a novelty nowadays.
SNES, though, those are some amazing game that hold up perfectly today. Beautiful graphics, beuautiful sounds, just good games.
Anonymous No.721090992 >>721091109 >>721091906 >>721093957
>>721089063
/v/ has been like this for a long time lil nigga. Don't take it to heart, the days of genuine conversation are mostly dead. Ragebaiting keeps a thread alive, and everyone here is rather bitter at this point. You zoomies are alright once you get out of school and learn how things really work

Everybody shits on kids for being brainwashed, nobody shits on our elderly goverment for pushing it onto you in the first place. World is a fuck.
Anonymous No.721090998
>>721089862
>>721087824
>Initial release date: September 1, 2006
yea i remember seeing cards at walmart when i was a kid for this shit but i never was interested. i liked resident evil 4 and gta sa during 06
Anonymous No.721091061 >>721091172
>>721090823
i'm not trying to "refute" what you said, idiot.
all i'm saying is that your meme is shit and you're a nigger.
Anonymous No.721091078
>>721090961
The NES IS outdated, I was just talking out my ass because that anon started with NES games and didnt stop.
I grew up emulating GBA and SNES and I can tell you that I had all the experiences Ive ever wanted, those 2 consoles have more than enough good games to give any child good taste.
Anonymous No.721091098
>>721088524
>people born when I graduated high school are now legal adults
what the fuck?
Anonymous No.721091109 >>721091174 >>721093957
>>721090992
>everyone here is rather bitter at this point
I wish I could deny this.
But I am super depressed for no real reason whatsoever and really miss my childhood.
Anonymous No.721091114
>>721087529 (OP)
This is gen alpha shit. Zoomers are adults
Anonymous No.721091169
>>721087529 (OP)
They are no, no, and we need to have a World War soon so we can remove all those retarded sociopaths from the gene pool.
Anonymous No.721091172 >>721091219
>>721091061
sybau unc
Anonymous No.721091174 >>721091241
>>721091109
>I am super depressed for no real reason
Lack of sun.
I am not memeing about this.
GO. TAKE. SOME. SUN.
Anonymous No.721091219
>>721091172
cope
Anonymous No.721091241
>>721091174
I work outside nearly every day.
Anonymous No.721091262
>>721087529 (OP)
We’ve entered post-irony where kids just unironically love retard slop because it’s viral. Peer pressure, algorithms, and FOMO.
Anonymous No.721091275 >>721092956
>I-I-I'm not a zoomer!
Everyone born after December 31, 1989 is a perma zoomer. Nothing will ever change that and I WILL continue to blame every bad thing for the rest of my life on your zoomer fucks.
Anonymous No.721091323 >>721091736 >>721092834
ME OWN FOOKIN' SON... A MILLENNIAL...
Anonymous No.721091481 >>721091715 >>721119202
>>721087529 (OP)
I wonder if zoomies even realize how retarded their generation is?
Anonymous No.721091502
>>721087673
raise them without technology, and lead by example
don't be on your phone 24/7, introduce tech slowly if at all, make it an excuse to bust out the old NES and play cool things. raise him on real lessons and time with family. consider homeschooling. help him cultivate good tastes.
Anonymous No.721091505 >>721091749 >>721091978
YO @EVERYONE
Whenever a cucklennial posts that broccoli haired retard just post this photo if iCuckkkz and say this is them. simples.
Anonymous No.721091589
>>721087673
It's fucking scary. I feel like no matter what I do when he goes to school/hangs out with friends he's gonna get brainwashed anyway. Denying him a social life would be just as bad.
Anonymous No.721091615
>>721090524
Ah yes, the classic "You disagree with me which means you support something else"
Yeah, you definitely shouldn't become a parent.
Anonymous No.721091660
>>721087673
You're supposed to give them a phone before they know English.
Anonymous No.721091715
>>721091481
not until the people that grew up on this brainrot start trying to enter the job market
there's not going to be enough ADHD medication to fix this shit
Anonymous No.721091736
>>721091323
I actually winced at the idea of a 30 year old playing Roblox or Fortnite.
Anonymous No.721091749
>>721091505
nobody likes that guy
Anonymous No.721091906
>>721090992
>You zoomies are alright once you get out of school and learn how things really work
man, I wanna see how bad real estate gets in 10 years or so
Anonymous No.721091978
>>721091505
the only guy I know who looks like that is 23
Anonymous No.721091982 >>721092235 >>721114105
So is the game good? Has anyone tried it?
Anonymous No.721092086 >>721092497 >>721092703 >>721097885 >>721100710 >>721100825 >>721102107 >>721115701
So what did you guys consume when you were underagefags with unsupervised internet access? Surely nothing cringeworthy, low effort, degenerate, antisocial, or overly abstract, right?
Anonymous No.721092235
>>721091982
Dios mio, la grande extinct!
Anonymous No.721092240 >>721092339
>>721089551
Enroll your kids in a high class school, where phones and social media are banned and enforced by parents and teachers. Only goycattle will have their kids enslaved
Anonymous No.721092339 >>721093785
>>721092240
so... a catholic school where they'll get molested?
Anonymous No.721092397
>>721087529 (OP)
its really fucking funny to see zoomers seethe at gen alpha for "taking" roblox from them just like how millennials did when they "claimed" minecraft.
Anonymous No.721092497
>>721092086
you could throw a stick at this board and you'd hit at least two millennials who wasted at least 10 years of his life consuming warcraft and absolutely nothing else.
Anonymous No.721092543 >>721092662
>>721087673
I have a kid. Instead of getting him an ipad to veg out on in bed, I got him a cheap laptop, linked it to my computer, blocked everything except educational stuff and some select games, and put it on a daily timer. I even get weekly reports about what he's doing and playing on it
Anonymous No.721092608 >>721092810
>>721087529 (OP)
For the trillionith time this is gen ALPHA shit and not zoomers
Anonymous No.721092662 >>721092872 >>721094538 >>721112835
>>721092543
>Instead of letting him veg out in bed playing games, I let him veg out in bed playing games but they're old games :)
no electronic devices during bedtime retard
Anonymous No.721092703 >>721092782 >>721093172
>>721092086
>YouTube poops/MLG existing means content farms intentionally destroying kids attention spans so they keep watching are perfectly fine
Hate this line of thinking.
Anonymous No.721092782 >>721093301
>>721092703
>MY attention-destroying slop was PEAK, YOUR attention-destroying slop is CRINGE!
Anonymous No.721092810
>>721092608
roblox started off as a kids mmo which was popular in the late 2000s /early 2010s which was when most zoomers were still kids. therefore roblox is a zoomer game. Gen Alpha only took it from you.
Anonymous No.721092834 >>721092908 >>721115034
>>721091323
new meme
Anonymous No.721092872
>>721092662
triple retard, nowhere did i say he was playing it at bedtime
Anonymous No.721092908
>>721092834
kek
Anonymous No.721092956 >>721093258 >>721136356
>>721091275
i was born in 92, i'm not a zoomer, you dip. zoomers start at 93
Anonymous No.721093172 >>721093507
>>721092703
Tell me more about how you found those meme videos back then. Surely it wasn't through some Youtube recommendation algorithm designed to maximize viewtime, right?
Anonymous No.721093258 >>721093518
>>721092956
Nice try, skibidi Ohio rizz crash out, but you're a zoomer.
Anonymous No.721093301 >>721093441
>>721092782
There was never any monetary incentive for YTP because of the risk of copyright, especially with how anal Viacom was. Meanwhile, every hustler has an AI content farm they can use to make money, and there are even videos and guides on what models work.
Anonymous No.721093329 >>721093448 >>721093554
>>721087673
the easiest solution is not to have kids. Or maybe I'm too jaded and pessimistic.
Anonymous No.721093418
>>721087673
Make fun of them for it. Tell them that stuff is for little kids. It will stick with them for the rest of their life. This obviously only works if your kids respect you.
Anonymous No.721093441 >>721095060 >>721095260 >>721132514
>>721093301
So, even though the context is the exact same low attentionspan dadaist slop with no qualitative difference, it's worse now beacuse... uhh... the author gets paid more (maybe? you never saw the author get paid in either case, but, probably?)
Anonymous No.721093448 >>721095023
>>721093329
don't have a melty when your country is full of brown immigrants then
Anonymous No.721093496
>>721088528
This picture makes me smile. Reminds me of when my dad made and decorated a squirtle themed cake for me when I was really young.
Anonymous No.721093507
>>721093172
Yeah, it was. And nowadays people have learned how to abuse the shit out of said algorithm.
Anonymous No.721093518
>>721093258
nope, i carry no qualities of the zoomer archetype, my friend, i am not a zoomer. they start at 93 and you can analyze 93 retards for that proof and then compare to my year
Anonymous No.721093554 >>721093628 >>721094606 >>721095629 >>721095785 >>721096130
>>721093329
I'm 30, but I can't imagine having a kid. I'm simply too selfish. I don't want to spend my time on anything that's not leisure or work (to afford more leisure). It's not a responsibility I want (or could afford even if I did).
Anonymous No.721093575
>>721088060
>start training the kid and taking him to the gym from a young age
>kid immediately becomes top 1% and nobody will bully him
it's literally this easy. kids grow muscle so fucking easily.
Anonymous No.721093628 >>721094151
>>721093554
>I'm 30
old fuck
Anonymous No.721093649 >>721093765 >>721093768
>>721088528
>zero other kids present
i'm noticing.
Anonymous No.721093676 >>721093790
>>721087975
I can't blacklist e621, I have to be able to access it
Anonymous No.721093765 >>721093864 >>721093916
>>721093649
It was during COVID. Oliver is like 12 now.
Anonymous No.721093768
>>721088528
To be fair that is actually a pretty wholesome photo. But as >>721093649 said, no other kids present. That's depressing. Poor boy.
Anonymous No.721093785
>>721092339
Catholic priests have a lower molestation rate than regular teachers, evangelicuck preachers or rabbis. All the buzz around it was just kike propaganda.
Anonymous No.721093790
>>721093676
It's a dumb useless meme site that nobody needs.
Just browse it on your phone with mobile data or unblacklist it at night when your kids are asleep and then reblacklist it when you are done for today.
Anonymous No.721093864
>>721093765
>during COVID
right, nevermind then. that entire generation of kids is gonna be socially stunted either way.
Anonymous No.721093875 >>721093984 >>721094005
>>721087529 (OP)
how the fuck is Roblox bigger than steam?
Anonymous No.721093916
>>721093765
Is this true? if it is, that makes me feel less bad for him. but still...
Anonymous No.721093957
>>721090992
>>721091109
Kek. Walk away from this place and you feel better. I only occasionally visit because of how shit and politcally astroturfed this place is.
Anonymous No.721093983 >>721094159 >>721094274 >>721096716
>we used to joke around and say "in 15 years kids who love Halo and YouTube poops right now will come to /v/ and reminisce about how nostalgic they are"
>15 years passed and /v/ is now unironically full of failed normalfags reminiscing about Halo and YouTube poops
>in 10 years anons will genuinely be reminiscing about fucking Steal a Brainrot
Anonymous No.721093984
>>721093875
Anything with a screen that isn't ultra poorfag tier tech can run it, whereas you still need an actual computer for Steam.
Anonymous No.721094005
>>721093875
have you been living under a rock, retard? it's always been bigger, you stupid retard
Anonymous No.721094064 >>721094194
>>721087529 (OP)
roblox is just friendslop since is free to play and I can is easily accessible to play with my friends after work

and we are in our fucking 30s, Roblox isn't really bad but is popularity shows how much the gaming industry just sucks
Anonymous No.721094151 >>721099629
>>721093628
It's not about your age, it's about your attitude towards life. I still feel pretty energetic.
Anonymous No.721094159
>>721093983
I'm sure the next generation will somehow manage to sink even lower, I'm sure.
Anonymous No.721094179 >>721094392 >>721094445
>>721087673
My kids won't touch the web or online gaming until she is 13.
Before 13 it's heavily curated content, and older emulators and older systems like gamecube etc.
Once 13 we will slowly introduce them to the Internet via locked down computers and dumb phones.
I'll trust them eventually to use the web, but I manage my network and will add loggers to the firewall and that will let me follow their web behavior.
Anonymous No.721094194 >>721094358 >>721094439
>>721094064
Kek, my barely legal 18 y/o gf plays it a lot. It's some farming game she keeps trying to get me to play. I don't see the point, as a 26 y/o.
Thank God she doesn't bring it up when she's at my place. Roblox is just boring, I'd rather play a real game at this point.
Anonymous No.721094218 >>721094526
How did roblox get the reputation it has today? I fucking used to play this all the time as a zoomer kid and seeing it in a state like this or how people say that it's gen-alpha's culture now makes me so fucking miserable. this was OUR GAME. what the fuck happened?
Anonymous No.721094243
>>721087673
its literally as simple as not giving them a smart device until they're a teenager entering middle school, of which then you install parental locks on. In high school take the locks off but educate them prior about the internet and everything.
Basically be a fucking parent and actually try to put in effort into what your child consumes. Do not overly restrict what your kid likes or dislikes, you'll just set up them to hate you
Anonymous No.721094274 >>721094782 >>721094989
>>721093983
Nah, this shit is more comparable to MLG memes, and no one reminisces about them in any way other than "damn, this shit was retarded".
Anonymous No.721094358 >>721094449
>>721094194
yeah, thats why I said it is friendslop, other online games just really fucking suck and is not worth paying for

tried playing apex legends and we were all pissed about being in a lobby for 10 minutes despite it being 7 of us there waiting for other players
Anonymous No.721094392
>>721094179
nobody asked what the fuck your kids are doing online, retard. i bet they're all ugly
Anonymous No.721094439 >>721094513
>>721094194
also thats grow garden right? some roblox games are fun with friends like blood and iron with a napoleonic war theme
Anonymous No.721094445
>>721094179
There are a few online games they can play before they're 13, all you have to do if figure out if they have no communication systems at all or if they have parental controls. Online Nintendo games, Toontown Rewritten.
Anonymous No.721094449
>>721094358
Yeah, that's fair. I'm definitely more of a single-player gamer anyway. And if I do play multiplayer, it's just Fortnite with her or a MP game by myself.
Anonymous No.721094513
>>721094439
Yes! That's it. She always asks me to play the Saturday(? I forget, it's Saturday at 11pm our time I think) events.
Anonymous No.721094526
>>721094218
Owners got retarded and it became a meta for game makers to copy tactics used by mobile"games".
At least that's what I think happened.
Anonymous No.721094535
>>721088528
The nerve of that little monster to not be born in 1990! I bet he didn't even ask for a Nintendo 64, Tamagotchi or a Furby!!
Anonymous No.721094538
>>721092662
He doesn't play it in bed you retard that's the whole point
Anonymous No.721094579
>>721088048
To be allowed on TV, that wacky jewish character had to follow goverment mandated regulations, more so if it had a toy behind it.
Meanwhile on the internet, Spoomy Woogie Jr and its multicolored friends can just jingle keys in front of your kids and tell them to make your life impossible if you dont buy the entire plushie collection.
Anonymous No.721094606 >>721095036
>>721093554
>I don't want to spend my time on anything that's not leisure or work (to afford more leisure). It's not a responsibility I want (or could afford even if I did).
Lazy parenting is exactly the reason the entire generation is brainrotted. Instead of spending time with the kids the parent gives him a glowy screen because having a nap is more important than your own fucking kid's health.
Anonymous No.721094782
>>721094274
MLG memes were fire tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw
Anonymous No.721094989 >>721095074
>>721094274
>no one reminisces about them in any way other than "damn, this shit was retarded".
How about "damn, Pyrocynical peaked here".
Anonymous No.721095023
>>721093448
>Have a kid, maybe 3 or 4 max
>The state and corporations ship in millions of browns every year
Bringing White children into this world is just evil, they're going to be tortured if their brains aren't raped by public education and mass media first.
Anonymous No.721095036 >>721095374 >>721095593
>>721094606
yea who gives a fuck. parenting is overrated anyway. there isn't a single cot damn parent out there that actually spends quality time with their children, including your parents and everyone's in this thread. i got everything i wanted and could go to my parents any time i wanted, but it doesn't mean they were fucking watching me play my fucking games all day, retard. fucking weirdo
Anonymous No.721095060
>>721093441
>ytps exist so it's completely okay for third-world content farms to turn kids into retarded dopamine slaves en masse
Anonymous No.721095074 >>721095463
>>721094989
>nostalgic for e-celebs
fuck i thought that was a stereotype, grim.
Anonymous No.721095186
I played some version of this game, and I genuinely had fun with how stupid and funny it can get.
I stole some kid's divine brainrot by giving him the konami code saying its a free gold cheat while his base was open
Anonymous No.721095209 >>721095325 >>721095594
I thought roblox was a minecraft rip off for poor children who dont know how to pirate
Anonymous No.721095260
>>721093441
There's a massive qualitative difference between shitposts made for fun and endless abyssal shit pumped out purely in hopes of making money on exploiting children though
Anonymous No.721095325 >>721095441 >>721095594
>>721095209
it is but came before minecraft apparently. It only recently became popular because the youtube algorithm said so.
Anonymous No.721095374
>>721095036
>watching me play my fucking games all day
KEKAROO lil bro thinks his parents are his twitch audience! maybe your dad would have loved to throw a ball around but you turned out a shut-in autist wierdo
Anonymous No.721095441 >>721095729
>>721095325
Roblox has been popular since release, it only shot to the top of the charts because they made it available on every single platform including mobile. Also, free. Minecraft isn't free, LittleBigPlanet (rip) isn't free and old...
Anonymous No.721095463
>>721095074
It's just something people say ironically on his commentary slop. Glad I dropped those and Youtube in general.
Anonymous No.721095593
>>721095036
Nah, my parents did their fucking best for me. I even feel bad about how much they sacrificed for my sake, and that only made me aware of how shitty I would be as a parent.
Anonymous No.721095594
>>721095209
>>721095325
Roblox is nothing like Minecraft. Its more like those videogame websites. Newgrounds, Miniclips etc.
Anonymous No.721095629 >>721095785
>>721093554
Yeah this is me and I see no benefit in forcing kids to grow up in this shitty world and struggle to live.
Anonymous No.721095729 >>721099309
>>721095441
>Roblox has been popular since release
no it fucking wasnt retard. it took until 2013 for people to finally acknowledge it exists, and it was only because people like tobuscus played it. before that it was a niche community made by a small group of people. I posted pre-2013 in a zoomer nostalgia thread once and everyone there didn't even know it existed in the 2000s. It's success was recent.
Anonymous No.721095785 >>721096035 >>721096501 >>721131198
>>721093554
>>721095629
going to suck when you get old
Anonymous No.721095990
>>721087529 (OP)
I know a retard who plays this. I genuinely fucking hate retards keeping these stupid fucking games Afloat as much as gacha retards that play farm simulators and gacha
Anonymous No.721096035 >>721096191
>>721095785
It sucked for my boomer gramp when he got old, and he had all of us to support him, having children to act as slaves for when you get old is no fucking guarantee of anything.
Anonymous No.721096130 >>721097265 >>721097854 >>721132703
>>721093554
>34
>spend all day wageslaving, need a second wind to even muster the energy to fix dinner before i crash land on the bed
>weekends are often robbed by a mixture of chores, work spilling over, or my ageing parents needing me to do something for them
where the FUCK am i supposed to find the time to care for a kid, let alone find someone else to have a kid with?
Anonymous No.721096191
>>721096035
no sounds like your family is just retarded, doesn't make them slaves for having someone to help you every now and then.
and kids don't feel like slaves if they truly love you so sounds like you would fuck up your kids anyway
Anonymous No.721096501
>>721095785
>having kids just to burden them with taking care of me
No anon that is horrible reason to have kids.
Anonymous No.721096640
>>721087673
Lol you are fucking Cooked ngl especially if you end up with a daughter in america this isnt the time to have kids at all unless you are outside of the western hemisphere
Anonymous No.721096716 >>721096852 >>721096869 >>721097676 >>721136294
>>721093983
There's now nostalgia for 2005-2010 Cartoon Network, which used to be considered the cancer that hijacked the "good CN" of roughly 1997-2004.
Anonymous No.721096723
>>721089159
>Halal truck girl
whazzat, a lady in a burka?
Anonymous No.721096852
>>721096716
>fanboy and chumchum in the pic
lol
Anonymous No.721096869 >>721097123
>>721096716
>Ben Ten
>Fail
It was such a success , they tried to replicate it like 5 times.
Anonymous No.721097123 >>721097184 >>721097214
>>721096869
ben ten or whatever the fuck it's called was fucking retarded, good riddance
Anonymous No.721097184 >>721097390
>>721097123
>what i like: based
>what younger people like: cringe
Anonymous No.721097214
>>721097123
It was kino and you're a faggot, also!-

My Gym Partner's a Monkey > Camp Lazlo
Anonymous No.721097265 >>721098549 >>721099367
>>721096130
you don't get any time, that's how this all works. people with kids don't have businesses or hobbies, it's just from their job to their family every day like clockwork. it's retarded norman living
Anonymous No.721097347 >>721097664
>Steal a Brainrot
>You cant steal that brainrot it's copyrighted.
Anonymous No.721097390
>>721097184
this but unironically
Anonymous No.721097474 >>721097553 >>721097601 >>721108723 >>721109386 >>721138959
>>721087529 (OP)
You need to stop using words you don't understand or know the meaning of. Zoomers are already in their 30s.
Anonymous No.721097534
>>721088714
Not so different, we and him...
Anonymous No.721097553 >>721097626
>>721097474
are you retarded, retard. they will always be zoomers regardless of their current age
Anonymous No.721097601
>>721097474
roblox is or atleast WAS a zoomercore game until gen alpha raped it to death so it makes sense actually.
Anonymous No.721097626 >>721097702 >>721098503
>>721097553
yeah and zoomers are all ten years old playing roblox for sure
Anonymous No.721097664
>>721097347
How did they copyright an AI generated image?
Anonymous No.721097676
>>721096716
>Fanboy and Chumchum
That's not CN, whoever made this image is retarded. As if I couldn't already tell by the fact that they called Adventure Time "fail"
Anonymous No.721097702 >>721097814 >>721097859
>>721097626
i grew up playing roblox unironically and im a zoomie
Anonymous No.721097814 >>721098361
>>721097702
It is the single most aesthetically repulsive game I have ever seen. How did you do it?
Anonymous No.721097850 >>721098041 >>721098272
>>721089446
I played only Nintendo consoles growing up and I have a STEM degree with a 6-figure salary. I also own a business on the side that also makes 6-figures. Get fucked
Anonymous No.721097854 >>721097963
>>721096130
You fucked up big time. You were supposed to find your soulmate before you became a full-time indentured servant.
And two generations ago you wouldn't need to concern yourself about the time investment, the mother would be at home all day to take care of the kid. Your would-be soulmate is likely still childless because she was brainwashed into (((building her career))) that will amount to nothing but keeping the dogs and/or cats she keeps as surrogate children fed and funding vapid trips around the world. Something to think about.
Anonymous No.721097859 >>721097918
>>721097702
we know you're a zoomie because you feel the need to say unironically each time you speak because you're socially inept
Anonymous No.721097885
>>721092086
Pokemon
Don't worry, I broke free from the maze during Gen 7
Anonymous No.721097918
>>721097859
literally this, but unironically
I look like this, I say this.
Anonymous No.721097921 >>721098045 >>721098817
>>721087529 (OP)
We are forgetting all the gore flash games and youtube poop vids we had, arent we?
Anonymous No.721097963 >>721098325
>>721097854
>soulmate
get a load of this fucking retard. you don't have to tell me that you're ugly
Anonymous No.721098041
>>721097850
yeah but you're a giga faggot who will never reproduce, so enjoy all that money I guess lmao
Anonymous No.721098045
>>721097921
YouTube poops are culture
Anonymous No.721098128
>>721087673
pretty fucked.
kids these days have sexual deviant shit and mentally ill tranny garbage shoved down their throats when they're young and susceptible in school, and are groomed into being LGBTQ flashlights. You can thank your local kike.
Anonymous No.721098272
>>721097850
no you aren't making six figures in either category, you're a larping basement dweller over at your grandma's
Anonymous No.721098323 >>721098406
imagine being a kid today and playing one fucking game for your entire childhood. I literally can't even fathom it
Anonymous No.721098325 >>721136417
>>721097963
My wife doesn't think I'm ugly. :) Cope the way you want, you actual slave, I honestly would have killed myself if I was in your position, being sucked dry by an employer with nobody to share a future with and only the occasional weekend of actual freedom.
Anonymous No.721098361 >>721098671 >>721099309
>>721097814
I was an underage lego autist with low standards and it didn't take until the late 2010s for it to be exposed to normalfags thanks to youtubers. So it was a nice little niche community I was able to hold onto for a while.
Anonymous No.721098406 >>721098551 >>721098743
>>721098323
t. millenial who spent his entire childhood playing warcraft and his teenage years playing world of warcraft
Anonymous No.721098409 >>721098489
I asked chatGPT since I have no idea what the fuck this is

β€œSteal a Brainrot” is a viral Roblox game that blew up in 2025. Here’s a breakdown of what it is and why it’s become so big, especially among younger players:

What is Steal a Brainrot

It’s a multiplayer collection / tycoon / PvP-style game on Roblox, created by SpyderSammy under the developer group Brazilian Spyder.

The key mechanic: you collect β€œbrainrots” β€” quirky, absurd AI-/meme-inspired creatures/characters. These produce in-game income over time.

You also have to defend your brainrots (β€œyour collection”) by building/locking your base, etc. Meanwhile, other players can infiltrate or steal brainrots from you. That risk or tension is part of the gameplay.

There are features like β€œrebirth,” which let players reset with better stats/tools/bases after accumulating enough, to keep progressing.
Anonymous No.721098437 >>721098648
>kids are so deprieved
>they should be having fun playing Blockio Bros, the Block in 4 bit land where you have 1 button (jump)
unc ahh sybau
Anonymous No.721098471
>>721090815
Indeed.
100% of people that preach like this would play the same brainrot garbage as kids is they had access to it.
Anonymous No.721098489
>>721098409
Why It’s Suddenly So Popular

Several factors combine to explain why Steal a Brainrot is more than just β€œanother Roblox trend”:

Meme Culture + Absurdity
The brainrot characters are based on surreal memes (often AI-generated) β€” weird hybrids, humorous designs, odd names β€” which are already part of online meme subcultures (e.g. β€œItalian brainrot”). That gives the game some built-in meme-virality.

High Emotional Stakes
Because you can lose your brainrots to other players, there’s tension, drama, and emotional investment. Kids especially tend to get attached to their digital collectibles. Clips of people (especially younger ones) reacting strongly β€” crying or upset when they lose something β€” are highly shareable. Those clips spread on TikTok, YouTube, etc., pulling in more interest.

Simplicity + Reward Loop
The gameplay loop is relatively simple: collect defend steal upgrade repeat. That’s easy to understand and addictive. The more you play, the more you feel invested.

Social Sharing & Drag Factor
Because the game is multiplayer and allows for theft, sabotage, surprise β€” there's conflict. That makes for good content: clip-worthy moments, rage quits, β€œgotcha” moments. People share them; others see them and want to try the game themselves.

Platform Momentum & Competition
Roblox is a massive platform where games that go viral can scale very, very fast. Steal a Brainrot arrived at the right time. Also, there’s some rivalry and comparison with other big Roblox hits (e.g. Grow a Garden), which helps push the β€œwhich game is bigger/popular” narrative.

Monetization / Pay-to-Win & Game Mechanics
The game has features where paying real money (via Robux etc.) can give stronger items or admin powers. That adds a layer of β€˜investment’ that some players feel compelled to make, and that also becomes talking-points (β€œthey paid to steal from me,” etc.). Not always good in terms of fairness, but it helps drive engagement (and sometimes controversy).

Huh.
Anonymous No.721098503
>>721097626
this is literally made from the same branch as shit like club penguin or poptropica. this was zoomershit aimed at people like you until you got old.
Anonymous No.721098505 >>721141602
>>721090815
My flash game playtime actually did go down a lot when I found out about NES emulators and ZSNES. I think the biggest difference between kid crap today versus the past is how much more corporatized and profit driven it has become. Back then Youtube Poops were "brainrot", but they were made with no intent to turn a profit and corporations actually hated them (Viacom and Colgate especially). There were free fansites, comedy sites, webcomics, emulation, etc. largely made without any hope of renumeration. None of this crap was even remotely as popular either, but corporations sensed blood in the water and have now started really pushing things that can have a toy line or Fortnite skin or whatever. It's far more artificial and forced than it ever was.
Anonymous No.721098549
>>721097265
>people with kids don't have businesses or hobbies,
that's false my brother has a kid and has hobbies on the side and so does his wife it's a matter of mind set it's all in your head in my case I'm stuck in my neet way because that's all that is in my head.
Anonymous No.721098551 >>721098783
>>721098406
That's two games. You couldn't even strawman it, it's so unfathomable.
Anonymous No.721098648 >>721098960
>>721098437
You joke but my nephew is slowly discovering the second button of Super Bing Bing World, Run.
Being able to hold down the run button and jump at the same time is the imagining an apple of video games.
Anonymous No.721098671
>>721098361
Huh. Pretty cool actually.
Anonymous No.721098743
>>721098406
I earned the right to spend my teen years playing WoW because I actually spent my childhood playing tons of nes, snes, n64, ps1, ps2, and pc games
I played more different games by age 8 than tons of zoomies in their 20s have played to this day
Anonymous No.721098782 >>721135253
>>721087673
only show them TV and block the bad channels channels
for the generational war thread this is a pretty common thing both sides experienced
Anonymous No.721098783
>>721098551
potentially up to four games in fact
Anonymous No.721098805
>>721088104
>Oy vey! That's child abuse! POLICE! You need to arrest this man, and chop off this child's genitals, immediately! Your own family will pay the price if you refuse!

And even if they carry out the order, their family still gets fucked in the long run.
Anonymous No.721098809
>>721089912
They mightve been right, actually
Anonymous No.721098817
>>721097921
>but whatabout whatabout whatabout
Anonymous No.721098936
>>721087529 (OP)
this italian brainrot stuff is actually funny though. i'd have no problems with my kid consuming this shit because i find it funny too.
Anonymous No.721098960
>>721098648
>grown ass vtuber women are on the same developmental level as a brainrotted gen alpha
Grim news for both sides...
Anonymous No.721099050 >>721099109 >>721099469 >>721100402 >>721136286
>>721087529 (OP)
>zoomies

Zoomers are in their mid 20s right now this is a whole different generation
Anonymous No.721099109
>>721099050
shut the fuck up newtard, they're still referred to as zoomies
Anonymous No.721099221 >>721099387
>>721087673
You can't. Refuse to give your kid an iPad or phone, only for the other brainrotted knuckle draggers at school to show your kid brainrot on their phones. Homeschooling could work, but your kid needs to socialize. Shit's fucked.
Anonymous No.721099309
>>721098361
>>721095729
speaking of youtubers ruining roblox, heres a video of robloxfags having a spergout over finding out that Toby Turner (e-celeb) was gonna play their game.
if they only knew this was only beginning
https://youtu.be/NY6Vr4aUwQI?si=ocRYVEh10JHT0iIB
Anonymous No.721099367
>>721097265
Yeah but it's your human duty to spread your genes. Don't turn back on your inate primal programming.
Anonymous No.721099387 >>721099478 >>721099495 >>721099539
>>721099221
kids don't need to socialize you're fucking retarded. if their diet, sleep, and exercise are on point the rest doesn't matter. you're a stupid fucker
Anonymous No.721099465 >>721100135 >>721100150
Yeah, back in my day we didn't have garbage like that, we had wholsome high effort content like Pico on newgrounds, and joe cartoon blending gerbils. Or hell even the soulful salad fingers or charlie the unicorn.
Non of this brainrot slop.
Anonymous No.721099469 >>721099839
>>721099050
why do you retards keep saying this? a generation spans like 15 years. most teens are still zoomers.
Anonymous No.721099478
>>721099387
And yet you faggots complain about the younger generations being socially retarded.
Anonymous No.721099495
>>721099387
look, a retard
Anonymous No.721099539
>>721099387
you don't have kids.
Anonymous No.721099629 >>721099957
>>721094151
Imagine not having the best time of your life rn.
>slaved through school
>engaged in some hobbies growing up but focused on the future
>now stable high-earning job and WFH ensures solid time for hobbies
>disposable income like crazy
>all the evil people from school weeded out from your life and everyone is just a good person
>can literally do or play anything every single day
If you don't have this you must've ignored your studies or took the easy route to have fun decades ago. Imagine working at a grocery store and scaling back your spending every month with no future ambitions or growth prospects.
Anonymous No.721099839 >>721099912
>>721099469
tard
Anonymous No.721099912
>>721099839
not an argument
Anonymous No.721099957 >>721101891
>>721099629
>t goldberg
Anonymous No.721100135
>>721099465
>shitposts by edgy teens are the EXACT SAME THING as the systematic, profit-driven, algorithm-assisted targeting of children with addictive machine-generated slop
Anonymous No.721100150
>>721099465
at least they had some kind of plot, the brainrot that the new alpha kids are eating is MK ultra on steroids
Anonymous No.721100216
gen alpha ruined roblox for zoomers just like how zoomers ruined minecraft for millennials kek
Anonymous No.721100342 >>721113079
>>721087673
>them
You already fell for the strange shit yourself
Anonymous No.721100402 >>721100553
>>721099050
Boomers can't except the fact they are the new middle aged group and it's sad
Anonymous No.721100413 >>721100519 >>721122001 >>721134119
>>721088296
>>721087529 (OP)
What the fuck is that wooden thing, a still AI-generated image?
Or do they play with a 3D model? If so, why do they never post said 3D model?
Anonymous No.721100519 >>721100972 >>721149150
>>721100413
he looks like this in-game
Anonymous No.721100529 >>721137643
>>721088324
>new
This board has been bitching about zoomers for years now
Anonymous No.721100553 >>721100695
>>721100402
i predicted this would happen with zoomers. because of how fucking self centered, retarded, sheep, and internet addicted they are to following retarded youtubers. the literal dumb retards thought they were going to be young forever. makes my fucking blood boil due to how retarded they really fucking are. can't wait for gen alpha to start kicking the ever living fuck out of them in the future
Anonymous No.721100695
>>721100553
gen alpha will be too retarded to do anything even speaking normal words
Anonymous No.721100710 >>721100928
>>721092086
YouTube Poops, Sparta remixes, LEGO stop motion videos, alien sightings, mermaid sightings, GTA SA hoaxes, notepad tutorials.
Anonymous No.721100820
>>721087673
I want to be rich enough to send them to private schools. true they might get bullied as the poorest amongst rich kids but at least they'll have teachers that are paid to g a f and won't be around browns.
Anonymous No.721100825 >>721101037
>>721092086
funnily enough, roblox also.
https://youtu.be/RhBmXHXE-zU?si=XNDE6gyqkWQoXbY9
Anonymous No.721100928 >>721101068
>>721100710
shut your whore mouth, notepad tutorials are a million times more soulful than HEY GUYS POOPDICKSLOBBER HERE WITH ANOTHER POOPDICK TUTORIAL, BUT FIRST LET ME REMIND YOU TO SUBSCRIBE AND LIKE AND CHECK OUT MY TWITCH CHANNEL AND ALSO MY PATREON. BECOME A POOPDICKY TODAY! AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR RAID SHADOW LEGENDS-
Anonymous No.721100972
>>721100519
Lmao, lazy ass billionaires making money off of dumb kids
Anonymous No.721101037 >>721105253
based alphaGODS shitting on zoomniggermuttards

>>721100825
Literally a fun allowed video

>>721087673
Don't reproduce zoomer, we won't leave you ANYTHING , we skipping your generation.
Anonymous No.721101068
>>721100928
I was just listing what I watched as a kid, are you alright?
Anonymous No.721101540 >>721103852
i guarantee nobody in here played nfl street online multiplayer on the ps2
Anonymous No.721101891
>>721099957
No but cope is funny.
Anonymous No.721101998
>>721087529 (OP)
SYBAU UNC STEAL A BRAINROT FR MOGS OCARINA OF TIME GLAD I DIDNT GROW UP WITH THAT DIDDY AHH GAME FR
Anonymous No.721102107
>>721092086
unsupervised internet access as a kid led me to becoming a drug addicted degenerate
Anonymous No.721102461 >>721102679
>>721087673
Be a good parent to them and also teach them the risks and dangers of the internet when they're teenagers. Monitor all your kids' online activity until they're 16-18 years old and shield them from unhealthy websites like Twitter, 4chan, Discord etc. but this might feel like a breach of privacy so be careful how you do this. The internet nowadays is a lot more toxic than it used to be in the past.
Anonymous No.721102679 >>721119361
>>721102461
>The internet nowadays is a lot more toxic than it used to be in the past.
it's actually wild that this is true despite the internet also being so sterilized and cucked. how the fuck did it come to this
Anonymous No.721103390 >>721103793 >>721104332 >>721104575 >>721104685 >>721119506 >>721121943
>>721087673
>No I must protect them from brainrot
Who cares. We grew up with our own version of brainrot memes and shit, and worse because the internet is far less sterile and there was more gore and desensitized shit then there is now. I've seen that shit despite overbearing sheltering parents, but I still turned out just fine.
Just be available for them and educate them. Teach them how to navigate the internet to stay safe at an appropriate age, teach them stranger danger, how to not doxx themselves, etc. And teach them that excessive doomscrolling hijacks your brain with dopamine. So give them means and find outlets to create and not just consume. Who cares if the kid likes some brainrot, some weird shit, or has digital hobbies
Anonymous No.721103793
>>721103390
Digital hobbies are good, but kids really shouldn't be on the Internet until the age of 13. I realize now that I only turned out fine precisely because I managed to have a normal childhood without the Internet, and only went online when I was a teenager, at which point I at least had some common sense.
Anonymous No.721103832 >>721104194
how do diehard roblox zoomers not kill themselves yet? literally everything that they wanted to stop from happening happened and normalfags don't even recognize the same game they see anymore. It's bad enough knowing this is the most popular game in the world but growing up with the same game as a kid and seeing it turn into such a parasite sounds so depressing. like imagine going on your favorite game website you played as a kid and the most played game server went from like a paintball or swordfighting game to fucking steal a brainrot. grim.
Anonymous No.721103852
>>721101540
i bet no one here played SOCOM online on ps2
Anonymous No.721104194 >>721104313
>>721103832
Normalfags now also see Roblox as the pedophile central.
Anonymous No.721104313
>>721104194
thats another reason why im surpised they havent killed themselves yet.
Anonymous No.721104332
>>721103390
To be fair current shitposts are worse because they get shown to toddlers on ipads instead of teens on computers
Anonymous No.721104575 >>721104739
>>721103390
>the internet is far less sterile and there was more gore and desensitized shit then there is now.
You have no idea what you're talking about lol
Anonymous No.721104685 >>721104936
>>721103390
>Who cares.
This attitude is why the world has gone to shit.
Anonymous No.721104739 >>721135330
>>721104575
kill yourself. I hate you fucks that are probably my age, but mentally boomers.
Anonymous No.721104795 >>721105071
>>721087529 (OP)
>Are you ok???
Anonymous No.721104936 >>721105745
>>721104685
The you know where you post you worthless piss-nigger?
Anonymous No.721105071
>>721104795
BUSTAH WOOOOLF
Anonymous No.721105130
Roblox isn't going to be Roblox for long. The lawsuits keep mounting and parents are waking up to how degenerate this "child safe" platform really is. It won't fall but it will get overhauled
Anonymous No.721105172
>>721087927
yeah some dude discovered he is in the early stages of alopaecia
Anonymous No.721105253
>>721101037
Wow, a shitskin millennial troon who will die alone, lol
Anonymous No.721105701
>>721089991
>grandpa
A REAL youngfag would have said "unc".
Anonymous No.721105745
>>721104936
What? Speak English, you fucking mongoloid.
Anonymous No.721105820
>>721090248
Have you SEEN the world, lately?
Anonymous No.721105985
>>721087529 (OP)
I just looked up what this is and it really isn't any worse than playing diablo
Anonymous No.721106162
>>721087529 (OP)
>AI MEMES
>Companies are trying to push AI as much as they can to cope with their investment
>Google and youtube gladly help them to push AI content to everything
>Parents don't give a fuck about what their kids are doing in their free time
>Literal low effort dogshit piss trash is successfully consumed and adopted for a whole new generation so stock goes up! btw have you heard about this new AI feature in youtube? haHA!
Anonymous No.721106318
>>721087529 (OP)
I worked at Amazon and I've seen some merch with this shit. It's so fucking over.
Anonymous No.721106456
>>721088546
>Ruri the Rock
stay
Anonymous No.721106543 >>721106698 >>721119457
>>721087673
For the love of god do not buy them phones until they're in middle school.
Anonymous No.721106698
>>721106543
*high-school
Anonymous No.721107214
>>721087910
Isn't this the plot to that one My Eyes Deceive game?
Anonymous No.721107320 >>721108712 >>721113790
>Download Roblox to phone
>Make account putting in real birthday
>Pick random game
>Faithful recreation of Sonic 2 but with chat
>Play game for awhile having fun
>Stop and actually read the chat
>Almost a dozen kids soliciting themselves for robux
>Uninstall game
Anonymous No.721107426
bruh back then we uncs grew up with ohio memes and skibidi toilet, lil bros are cooked :skull:
Anonymous No.721107930
My nephews were playing this shit yesterday.
It's SO fucking weird to hear the word "brainrot" being said in real life
Anonymous No.721108258
>>721090781
>Doesn't have a dad either
It was over before it even began.
Anonymous No.721108593 >>721108910
>>721087529 (OP)
>they choose to spend time on this ugly abomination instead of collecting hot waifus in chink gachas
are they retarded?
Anonymous No.721108712 >>721110902
>>721107320
>Almost a dozen kids soliciting themselves for robux
That sounds like a sting operation.
Anonymous No.721108723
>>721089471
>>721097474
you bastards will never be older than 18, I won't allow it.
Anonymous No.721108910
>>721108593
Roblox is even more manipulative and predatory than the average modern day gacha because at least those tend to wear it on their sleeve, Roblox baits in kids with the whole "you can make anything!!!!!1!!111one!!" gimmick only to entrap them in the slop games once they've played through the fun ones.
Anonymous No.721109061
>>721087673
>protect them from all this strange shit
You stop being an athoritarian niggerkike and let them pursue what art they want.
Anonymous No.721109126 >>721109404
I finally understand boomers seething at youngins
Anonymous No.721109386 >>721110953
>>721097474
>>721089471
>>721087916
>>721087927
>>721088546
ZOOMERS
GREW
UP
WITH
ROBLOX
maybe not Steal a brainrot but you should still be able to experience everything else about it.
Anonymous No.721109404
>>721109126
I don't seethe at the babby gamers that get sucked into the slop vortex
I blame the 30 year old predators that prey on them and the 40~50 year old corporate execs that prioritize number going up
Anonymous No.721109685
>>721088048
because the pedos on tv are chosen
>>721089661
everything you wrote was literally invented and pushed by your faggot gen-x parents. your mother is a whore who worships niggers on television little bud. sorry it's not millennial who started the cuckoldry thing is was your parents
Anonymous No.721109859
>>721087673
Let them on the internet but reaffirm that the good days are over and what they're experiencing is the worst period
Anonymous No.721110902
>>721108712
Sting operation or not Roblox is a hard nope from me
Anonymous No.721110953 >>721111590 >>721112162 >>721114418
>>721109386
Only the poorest of third worlders and the chris chan tier autists zoomers played roblox.
Minecraft is THE zoomer game, it was shilled by youtube algorithm to oblivion and all of us played it to oblivion, I could name you dozens of MC youtubers, I don't even know if roblox youtubers even exist.
If you played roblox in school back in the early 2010s you would genuinely get bullied for being a subhuman as you deserved.
Cant believe i have to fucking blogpost but I think I know at least 50 people I met throughout my teenage years who played minecraft and literally 0 who ever played this bootleg.
Anonymous No.721111072
>>721087529 (OP)
I'm in my 20s, unc. I don't play Roblox and I have no idea what steal a brainrot even is
Anonymous No.721111590 >>721112152
>>721110953
you faggots STOLE minecraft from millennials you retard. And now Gen Alpha stole roblox from you.
Anonymous No.721111649 >>721112323 >>721112602
Roblox allows for more expression and creativity on the part of children than the corporate garbage from Nintendo that old people played back then.
I'm old too, but I don't complain because I grew up with RPG Maker, Build Editor, and a bunch of other creation tools. But anyone who thinks childhood was better because they played Halo or Nintendo garbage has no authority to complain about kids using digital playgrounds.
Anonymous No.721112040 >>721120036
>>721088714
>me when Poison or mobians/anthro chicks threads appear
Anonymous No.721112152
>>721111590
You millenials were seething about minecraft for more than a decade since Minecraft became popular and escaped the indie shithole of pre alpha. In terms of cringe culture minecraft was like 2018 fortnite, I wasn't in 4chan back in 2011-12 but I don't have to check to archive to known there were millions of daily threads shitting on mc zoomers on /v/.
The fucking ITT: gaming cringe ritualpost is about minecraft.
Anonymous No.721112162 >>721123872
>>721110953
>If you played roblox in school back in the early 2010s you would genuinely get bullied for being a subhuman as you deserved.
>I think I know at least 50 people I met throughout my teenage years who played minecraft and literally 0 who ever played this bootleg.
Thats the fucking point faggot we don't need some 20 year old-something to tell us what we should play unlike you fucking troglodytes who follow whatever trend pewdiepie told you, we were able to find interests on our own and actually had a fucking culture and identity that we could keep to ourselves for the longest time until third worlders like you showed up. Also we came out 5 YEARS before that juggernaut of a game came out. Back then this or Blockland was the best you were gonna get. But nope We've fell into the Youtube algorithm too and now were bigger than ever, whether thats good or bad.
Anonymous No.721112323
>>721111649
Pretty much this. I remember creating fuckton of stuff as kid with map editor for Age of Empire 1/2, Heroes of Might and Magic 2/3. I appreciated just fucking around in GTA2 and 3 because the game engine allowed me to just freeroam.
How about original Mafia 1? Kids in Poland remember fondly you could just drive around.

If I would have Minecraft or Roblox I would have my mind blown. The only downside right now how this is all heavily money driven business.
Anonymous No.721112602
>>721111649
that would've been the case 15 years ago but that dies out. roblox no longer wants to be compared to littlebigplanet where kids make games for kids. it now wants to be like steam & second life where the devs are adults and the profits come first.
Anonymous No.721112835
>>721092662
Why are fucking faggot retards that want ro correct everyone always presumptuous and illiterate?
Anonymous No.721113079 >>721113214
>>721100342
"Them" has always been an acceptable fill in for "him or her" in the case of an unknown gender, such as a future child. This usage does not magically make room for the use of "them" as s singular pronoun.
Anonymous No.721113214 >>721113245
>>721113079
You already fell for the strange shit yourself
Anonymous No.721113245 >>721113804
>>721113214
Oh it's a bot.
Anonymous No.721113623 >>721113893
>>721087673
Teach them how to have fun without video games and only let them use the computer for boring stuff like homework so they don't become computer illiterate but also don't become addicted to it.

Teach him about sports, board games, traditional toys like yoyos, skateboards, jumping ropes, idk anything except virtual shit.
Anonymous No.721113639
>>721088104
until your child is bullied because he doesn't know the latest skibidi meme/song
Anonymous No.721113753
>>721088546
>26 years old
you're already aging. it's over
Anonymous No.721113790
Roblox is the textbook definition of the phrase "seedy underbelly". You enter the game, get the impression that it's a utopian platform where anyone can make anything and have thousands of people play it, and then you take one wrong turn and suddenly you're in >>721107320.

In concept, it's a good platform for kids. In practice, it's an aggressively profit-driven hellscape where success is determined by how effectively you can exploit a demographic with literally no standards beyond "is it addicting" and "are other people my age playing it".
Anonymous No.721113802
>>721088528
not gonna lie...this is wholesome
textbook definition of wholesome btw
Anonymous No.721113804 >>721113830
>>721113245
No you just posted something that gets owned by the very post you replied to, so no point saying something else
Anonymous No.721113805
>>721087673
I'm babysitting two kids, the older one hates all AI stuff, while the young one stands it as long as it's about cute animals, but they mostly prefer stuff with good production values, they choose what to watch but I keep an eye on them, guess at some point they started mimicking my tastes and then diverged from there, they like their own stuff I don't like so I think I've been doing a good job keeping them away from brainrot while allowing them to be an individual.
Anonymous No.721113830 >>721113857
>>721113804
A decently advanced bot too.
Anonymous No.721113857
>>721113830
thx
Anonymous No.721113893 >>721114113
>>721113623
>make them into the weird kid that doesn't know anything about current stuff and can't develop relationships with other kids
Anonymous No.721113945
>>721087529 (OP)
get with the times grampa the youngest zoomer is almost 30 now
Anonymous No.721114105
>>721091982
>brazilian spyder
uhm...based?
Anonymous No.721114113 >>721114294
>>721113893
You can make plenty of relationships by playing sports. Only sheltered americuck children play video games all day.
Anonymous No.721114294
>>721114113
So you want your kid to be an exclusive sports autist? That's cringe
Anonymous No.721114418 >>721114873
>>721110953
Roblox definitely was less popular than minecraft, but it wasn't "bully material" you fucking retard lol. It was on-par with playing all flash games on miniclip; in fact, a roblox ad on miniclip in 2011 was how I found the platform in the first place.
Game quality back then were shit but the scuffed games made by fellow 10 year olds, blocky lego knockoff look, gears, obbies, 2007 memes was a big part of the charm. Similar to happy wheels and other games that kids would find just browsing web games on the internet and early youtube.
I played both roblox and minecraft and even though minecraft alpha -> 1.0 was objectively a better game roblox at that time was pretty decent fun with friends as well
Anonymous No.721114873 >>721115407 >>721116461
>>721114418
personally i feel like early roblox is a lot like littlebigplanet. both of their engines are dogshit but its userbase helped it live on. they even both have derivative games that just rip off existing ones that pissed the community off. Example: LBP had the hundreds of Shark Survival Games while Roblox had Build To Survive.
Anonymous No.721114940
>>721087673
don't give them a phone until they're like 13
give them a windows xp PC with all the major websites blocked. if they learn to get around the block then that's a good thing
Anonymous No.721115034
>>721092834
>new meme. what do you think?
>whoa. very nice. take a look
>picked them up from the internet yesterday
>good vibe check
>that's Wojak, and the lettering is something called Impact
>Impact?
>it is very cool, Baby, but that's nothing
>look at this
>that's really nice
>Pepe the frog with TT bluescreens. What do you think?
>nice...
>jesus, this is really super, how'd a shitposter like you get so tasteful? But wait, you ain't seen nothin' yet
>distorted face, yellow lettering, tiktok sans
>impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Owen's card
>look at that subtle brainrotting, the tasteful vice check of it. Oh my God, it even has a ifunny.com watermark...
Anonymous No.721115386
>>721089748
That's the thing, you won't because they'll barely exist. Their culture is consumed by corporate social media and personalized search bubbles to the point you won't find any common grounds for culture.
Anonymous No.721115407
>>721114873
all of these ugc platforms had similar subgenres of games that players and devs would gravitate towards that would shape the rhetoric of the entire platform, for better or worse. There are always a few gems that stand out, but underneath that are layers and layers of copy-paste slop from the latest fast-follow microtrend.
The interesting part was back then people couldn't even make money on these maps but still would do it for internet clout. I know I was one of them cause I felt so good when uberhaxornova played my shitty happy wheels map that got over 150k visits back in like 2012.
Anonymous No.721115701
>>721092086
>le false equivalence
>Heh, I bet you feel silly, now!
Anonymous No.721116461 >>721116880
>>721114873
Dont shittalk early roblox, bud. It had some real kino places.
Anonymous No.721116876 >>721117749 >>721118169 >>721149651
>mfw /v/ is trying to shill parental controls

How old are you faggots? Do any of you even remember being kids? My parents and school tried their very best to do all the parental controls to stop me from playing games, and everyone at school did their damnest to get around them. It was a perceptual arms race; a flash game website was banned, but then we found a way around it. Then YouTube was banned, but we found out it was only a url ban and you could still use the YouTube ip address and it still worked. Finally someone snuck in project 64 into my high school mega sever which controlled the virtual drives of all the students and we went crazy with that until I graduated; I remember I finished banjo kazooie all while playing during lunch/computer lab days/during detentions.

Do you retards actually think those parental controls do a God damn thing? All they do is encourage kids to bypass them. None of them are 100%, and I knew back when I was 15 that there was no feasible way for my parents/school admins to prevent me from accessing something if I really put my mind to it and wanted to see it. Since you guys don't seem to understand that, I question how old you faggots are.

And don't even get me started on the more recent phenomenon of niggas on 4chan telling me that the best way to be a parent is denying your child access to smart phones, the internet, and video games entirely. That's not only infeasible in today's day and age but a prime way to get your kid to hate you and act out even more to spite you. Again I have to both question how old the people saying shit like that are and their intelligence: do you not remember being a kid? Do you remember those kids who weren't allowed to have anything fun, and you'd go to their house and they have no video games, no movies, no TV, no internet. Yeah those kids sure turned out well. They definetley didn't lose their minds in college with their first taste of independence. You want that for your kids? Wtf?
Anonymous No.721116880
>>721116461
i mean the creativity and community was there but engine-wise it was bare-bones and limited.
Anonymous No.721117749 >>721118169
>>721116876
only reasonable take in this thread about parental controls. its a retarded thing to do unless you want to parent the kid well into adulthood. Blocking access to things for kids is both stupid and lazy, teaching them how to use the devices properly, monitoring screentime, and warning them of dangerous areas is usually the way to go. Trying to hugbox them from all the bullshit on the internet just reeks of retarded internet illiterate boomer
but /v/ is obviously filled with NEET manchildren who never grew up after age 12, so maybe they are speaking from their own failed upbringing
Anonymous No.721118169
>>721116876
>>721117749
Retard mongoloids, the parental control is there for small kids
>b-but they can still brute force it
its still a deterrent and parents with technical knowledge can in fact 99% block access to even their teenage kids
Anonymous No.721118329 >>721120401
>>721087529 (OP)
>2000s: "le haha funni face" gmod animations, low effort youtube poop, etc
good
>2020s: "le haha funni face" gmod animations (again), low effort AIslop brainrot, roblox, etc
bad
why is /v/ so hypocritic?
Anonymous No.721118912 >>721119050
>parents with technical knowledge can in fact 99% block access to even their teenage kids
again, just peak retardation even if its possible to do. They will actually be bullied and outcasted for not keeping up with tech and the internet in this day and age.
Better hope they arent ugly or scrawny or they probably turn into a school shooter before they even reach freshman year
Anonymous No.721119050 >>721120112
>>721118912
I think they would be bullied or outcasted either way anon. even then contrarianism will always be hip and cool.
Anonymous No.721119186
>>721087529 (OP)
its not like zoomers don't have access to thousands of classic games or anything
Anonymous No.721119202
>>721091481
I sure as hell do.
Anonymous No.721119265
>>721087529 (OP)
Anonymous No.721119349 >>721120112
>>721087975
...and then your kid goes to school and his retarded classmates whose parents dont care ruin your kid and everything you set up for him
Anonymous No.721119361
>>721102679
>how the fuck did it come to this
Anonymous No.721119416 >>721119787
>>721087529 (OP)
It's hilarious how out of touch millennials are that they don't realize zoomers have degrees and jobs now. You aren't part of the youth anymore retard you are middle aged. It's been decades.
Anonymous No.721119457
>>721106543
I bet you'd get reported for abuse by the school
Anonymous No.721119498
Do no post this on 4chan.org
https://files.catbox.moe/hhxfs1.png
Worst mistake of my life
Anonymous No.721119506
>>721103390
Doxxing yourself is now mandated by law.
Anonymous No.721119730
>>721088048
Shhhhh. Don't tell them their epic classics were ads to sell toys, designed by a comitee to trick as many children as possible. You'll break the simulation.
Anonymous No.721119787 >>721120130
>>721119416
I mean is OP wrong? Zoomers grew up playing roblox since it started in the 2000s I think it'd be pretty reasonable to ask them what they think about how it is now.
Anonymous No.721120036
>>721112040
>poison
>hmofa
These are extremely opposite sides of the coom spectrum.
Anonymous No.721120112
>>721119050
The problem is what >>721119349 said, they'll be exposed to it at some point and he'll either be bullied for not being like them or radicalized to fit their group, the best move is to help them acquire taste and their own personalities while safely exposing them to what's current.
Anonymous No.721120130
>>721119787
i played roblox 15 years ago. roblox has gotten worse and it has gotten better. its gotten way more popular but people pretending roblox wasn't 90% slop even in the past and the games were actually all peak gameplay experiences are delusional faggots. roblox was barely a playable game back in the day, it just had some funny quirky games that any kid could hop on and turn their brain off and laugh at. it never claimed to have anything revolutionary and no one, not even the community, took the games that seriously.
I think stupid shit like tung tung sahur simulator being the most played games on the platform isn't far off from the essence of roblox even "back in the day", the more ridiculous part is just how many people play roblox now compared to before. It seems like roblox pretty much overtook the entire mobile market and its still hungry for more
Anonymous No.721120198
>>721087673
Don't worry in 5 more years we will all be completely sterile
Anonymous No.721120368 >>721120779
Is the concern about kids being bullied for not having the latest meme skin still valid in 2025? Zoomers are catty little bitches who invented fast fashion but is gen alpha even social enough to bully their peers when they could instead be staring at the funny Youtube man and parroting whatever he says?
Anonymous No.721120401
>>721118329
trvth
nvke
shitllennial "humor" was so just as cringe
Anonymous No.721120779
>>721120368
They talk about the funny youtube man, the other day my friend's kid came home with a "feastables" and talking about all the stuff related to it, times change but not that much.
Anonymous No.721121495 >>721121619
>>721087529 (OP)
>are you okay with one of the few things you liked as a kid being molested by the masses?
the moment jailbreak started hitting the front page regularly and prison life (an infinitely better game) became a ghost town was right around the exact moment i started to seriously dislike the platform. afterwards i held onto it for a few years and did find a good game here and there, but it was never the same for me again.
Anonymous No.721121619 >>721121708 >>721121853
>>721121495
If you're under 18 why are you on 4chan?
If you're over 18 why are you on Roblox?
Anonymous No.721121708
>>721121619
>If you're under 18 why are you on 4chan?
i turn 19 in a few months
>If you're over 18 why are you on Roblox?
did you not read my fucking post?
Anonymous No.721121853 >>721122209
>>721121619
ZOOMER
GAME
Anonymous No.721121943 >>721126990
>>721103390
You know what you are right. Is this really any worse than Youtube Poop montages? Youtube poop RPG game videos? Youtube Poop collabs? Youtube Poop was the original brainrot
Anonymous No.721122001 >>721134119
>>721100413
>What the fuck is that wooden thing, a still AI-generated image?
It is
It's an *ndonesian "meme"
There's no joke though, that's literally all there is about the thing
Yes that is how southeast asians have fun
Anonymous No.721122209
>>721121853
It's millennial. Zoomers haven't played it.
Anonymous No.721122280
>>721087673
My coworker home schools her kid. Kids a gymnast and would rather horse around and or do crafts than play phone games, but admittedly they showed me roblox
Anonymous No.721122419 >>721122492
>NOOOO THE NEW GENERATIONS ARE FUCKED!!!
>Hehehe Vagineer, Painis Cupcake were peak
Anonymous No.721122492
>>721122419
they were thoughever
Anonymous No.721123872 >>721130606
>>721112162
lmao got dem alphas seething in this bait thread.
Hop off this basket weaving forum before a janny catch you kid, your writing reeks of 15yo teenage angst.
Anonymous No.721126828
>>721087673
Be a good parent and talk with them instead of just letting them use anything without any supervision, or at least a small talk beforehand.
Anonymous No.721126990 >>721128072
>>721121943
One takes more effort than the other obviously, but this brainrot thing is kinda inoffensive in the end so who really cares.
My little brother taught me about them and they seem more like silly little monster more than anything.
Anonymous No.721128072
>>721126990
this brainrot shit is actually even tamer than the stuff we grew up with. There's pretty much nothing offensive and its all just ai slop made to look like a combination of a fruit with an animal, with a AI voice narrating its backstory in a ridiculous fashion thats appealing to kids.
I remember YTPs were littered with rape, swearing, sex jokes. Heard it all when I was 7 to 10 years old. Sure it wasn't made to engagement farm you like a lot of content is like nowadays, but any kid with internet access could see that shit (or worse) by going on any youtube video their friend sent them
Fags on here would be complaining all day about how they need to protect the children if those memes were to resurface today in gen alpha. Bunch of pussies and hypocrites
Anonymous No.721130606
>>721123872
>hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded
Anonymous No.721131131
TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG
Anonymous No.721131198
>>721095785
and? what isn't?
if you base your life plans on how good you'll have it when you've got dementia, ED, brittle bones and a missing set of teeth, honestly just end it now
Anonymous No.721132514
>>721093441
this is the most disingenuous post I've seen in 4chan this year, holy shit
Anonymous No.721132703
>>721096130
The reason you can pull all nighters in your 20s so easily is because that's the best time to have kids.
That window has passed.
Anonymous No.721132747
millennials are really retarded, huh?
Anonymous No.721133862 >>721133972
>>721087975
no mention to blacklist 4chan.org which is basically twitter now anyway
Anonymous No.721133972
>>721133862
if you let your child use 4chan then that wouldve been child abuse anyways kek
Anonymous No.721134119 >>721134506
>>721100413
>>721122001
It's not just a meme, it's a religious meme
Anonymous No.721134129
>>721088528
Fall guys is an actual game, that's fine.

Fortnite is a step removed from that. It has weird concerts and mlk memorial museums and shit

Roblox is a step further away. It's an amalgamation of a video game and social media. It's fucked.
Anonymous No.721134439
>>721087673
In general all you need to do is be there for them, you have no idea how much people DO NOT want to be with their own children, and that's how you end up with shit like this, just be there, it sounds simple because it is.
Anonymous No.721134506
>>721134119
yea it's worshipped by all of the children in southeast asia.
Anonymous No.721135253 >>721135357
>>721098782
>OLD BRAINROT GOOD
>NEW BRAINROT BAD
Anonymous No.721135330
>>721104739
You're too old to be typing like that
Anonymous No.721135354
>>721087673
just don't buy him or her brainrot shit.
Anonymous No.721135357 >>721135670 >>721136360
>>721135253
unironically this
Anonymous No.721135534
>>721087673
>If i raise a kid
don't worry about it. never gonna be an issue for people like us
Anonymous No.721135670
>>721135357
For me its 95 to 09
Anonymous No.721135762
>>721087975
>not including 4chan
Anonymous No.721135891
>>721087975
>modern nintendo
if your want your kid to end up like that pedo getting arrested while wearing a diaper then sure.
Anonymous No.721135923
>>721087673
You can only protect them in the sense that you can arm them with knowledge. The rest is a complete dice roll reliant on your kids personality.
Anonymous No.721135969
am so glad I was addicted to magic the gathering when growing up in the 80s, never had money to buy drugs and shit, and actually developed my brain with retarded nonsense mechanics the game had
Anonymous No.721136053
>>721089836
I met Charles Martinet in July and I just know this annoyed him lol he was a nice guy but I don’t think this nonsense would be too flattering to him
Anonymous No.721136148
>>721088813
yes, just look at the president of the USA if you don't believe me
Anonymous No.721136286
>>721099050
You do realize the term boomers became removed from the actual baby boomers generation as meaning someone old? I think I may have witnessed the first time in a thread some retard gen z kid mistook boomer as just meaning old. Now zoomer has become synonymous with being a young dumbass with broccoli hair doing the Fortnite dance and talking like a nigger. It doesn’t have to be gen z.
Anonymous No.721136294
>>721096716
my man, ben 10 and adventure time are some of the most beloved CN cartoons. also fanboy and chumchum isn't CN
Anonymous No.721136356
>>721092956
You’re a massive retard. Zoom zoom is 95 and later.
Anonymous No.721136360 >>721139490
>>721135357
this needs to be updated. 2025 humor is pretty different from what it was 3-5 years ago
Anonymous No.721136398
>>721087673
It's 80% genetics, 10% not raping your kid and 10% raising it right, so your kids are already fucked.
Anonymous No.721136417
>>721098325
NTA, but where find wife and how do you do it?
Anonymous No.721136961
>>721088048
>cocomelon made addicting as possible for toddlers by jeets
>>whacky characters invented for fun by the Internet collective
Anonymous No.721137643
>>721100529
and that's the issue, the zoomers of then are the adults of today. It's not the 2000s or early 2010s anymore, grandpa.
Anonymous No.721138510
Was this yet-another "get get caught by the spook" style of Roblox game?
Anonymous No.721138959
>>721097474
>Zoomers are already in their 30s.
no they aren't you retard
Anonymous No.721139136
>>721087916
unc is not gen z. you're almost twice the age of true aryan gen z. you will never be young
Anonymous No.721139490 >>721141382
>>721136360
>2025 humor is pretty different from what it was 3-5 years ago
what is 2025 humor?
Anonymous No.721139818
>>721087673
Make several and autismmaxx them, 80% will end up being talked into transitioning by some tranny AI on the groomcord but you can just disown them and go on with your life. The remaining 20% will get into trains or mathematics and get real jobs to finance your pension (do NOT let these guys know about Factorio or the plan won't work out)
Anonymous No.721140060
>>721087673
Try to invests into human cloning so you can get yourself a test tube baby
Anonymous No.721140465
>>721089525
kekked
Anonymous No.721140595 >>721142369
>>721087673
>If i raise a kid

You are wasting your life in raising children. Funny how nobody in this thread talks about the "hidden fees" of raising a child.
Anonymous No.721140684
>>721087975
>Buy your kid true video games on PC or Nintendo.
Sorry I don't want my kid to transition.
Anonymous No.721140764
>>721087673
literally just fucking talk to them, it doesnt get any simpler than that. parents like you were concnered aboutmovies and games, myspace, etc. JUST TALK TO THEM
Anonymous No.721140969
>>721089041
>But I suppose kids aren't into that are they? They just slide on tiktok?

Yeah, ITS FUCKING TIK-tok 24/7.
And how creepy is every Kid is glued to videos of adult man speaking too fast, with the "Alarm sound" of Metal Gear, and subtitles flashing on the screen one word at a time.
Anonymous No.721140994
>>721087673
DNS blocking
Anonymous No.721141054
>>721087910
Based and Fritzl-pilled
Anonymous No.721141382
>>721139490
>what is 2025 humor?
Cancer digitalized
Anonymous No.721141602 >>721141687
>>721098505
My cousin hates my New 3DS, Wii and Vita because "there isnt Roblox in that devices". He spend MORE money in Roblox and other mobile games thay myself in my devices
Anonymous No.721141687
>>721141602
that is fucking depressing, jesus. he was right to shit on the vita though.
Anonymous No.721141735
>>721087673
you should have voted for skibidibi biden
Anonymous No.721142369
>>721140595
The only hidden fee was living together with their psychopathic mother, it was supposed to be a one year thing but I wouldn't leave them here alone with her, I gladly gave up everything for them.
Anonymous No.721142501
>>721087673
Anonymous No.721143618 >>721147432
>>721087673
Total kike death.
Anonymous No.721144215
>>721087529 (OP)
Nobody is okay until that one Taiwanese furfag who wants to get raped by animated subway trains and jet fighters finally draws decent porn of Coccodrillo Bombardino.
Anonymous No.721144978 >>721146048
>>721090781
>I'm a teacher
My condolences. I was one too until I snapped and told two parents they should have been sterilized so as not to spare their child the misery of their upbringing.
The breach gave the cunt head the reason she'd been searching the last 15 years to get rid of me.
Honestly? I've never been happier. It's genuinely over m8. I was miserable while I thought I could make a difference and every so often there was a kid you COULD save, making it worth it, but three years went by with nothing but brain dead fluoride stares, parent-enabled troonouts and chimp outs and I just couldn't do it any more.
Anonymous No.721146048
>>721144978
You made it worse for the kid, hopefully that was the first and only time you confronted the parents of an abused child.
Anonymous No.721146235
I'd like to believe that Roblox is undoubtedly popular, but a huge portion of its "players" are just bots. I dunno what botting gets you, but I can't imagine that many kids playing actually playing Roblox.
Anonymous No.721146282
bunch of grown retards acting like you weren't obsessed with brainrot back when you were kids spamming LE FUNNY FACE and EPIC FAILS XD
Anonymous No.721147432
>>721143618
Whikes
Anonymous No.721147626
>>721087975
Based psychopathic Tendie cultist
Anonymous No.721148985
>>721088524
I think we can all agree that at a minimum our issues are with anyone under the age of 18 regardless of which era they were born into.
Anonymous No.721149150
>>721100519
Waffle nigga!
Anonymous No.721149651
>>721116876
This goes all out the window when 4-year-olds have ipads.
When you're 15, it's fine if you see some fucked up shit. But if you see it at 4 it's going to shape your brain forever