Thread 721090540

Why does Ganondorf want to conquer Hyrule?

>ridiculous meme outfit now dictates half the zelda porn scene
coomers are cringe

>>721090540 (OP)
Ganondorf is a lucky man.

>>721090540 (OP)
>One mission in BoTW completely ruined Link's reputation
lol

>>721090540 (OP)
i always liked traps and femboys, but mostly from a distance, just as porn. thanks to fugtrup, i kiss cute boys and fuck them now. it's a psyop.

>>721090787
Many such cases.

>>721090540 (OP)
sex with both
not gay

>>721090540 (OP)
I don't understand the fixation around twink-link. I'm bi and this image provides a great comparison to show that Zelda is objectively hotter in skimpy, feminine clothing than Link could ever be. Put Link in his rugged adventuring clothing, and that's where his sex appeal comes from.

>>721090540 (OP)
>>721090787
I do not like when femboys and twinks are drawn topless. At least give 'em a bikini top.

>>721090540 (OP)
>no blonde pubes down south
This is why Gaggingdorf loses. He can't appreciate natural beauty

My hothusband, Link!

>>721091030
based and trvthpilled. as soon as a guy is femininize enough, and he's in a girly outfit, hiding his nipples becomes just as lust provoking as a woman's breasts. the reveal is just as good.

Homosexuality is a sexual perversion
I know it because too much porn made me find some men attractive.

>>721090787
why is it a psyop? you just discovered something new you liked, what's even the fucking problem you fucking faggot, just suck dick and fuck femboys in silence, no one really cares

>>721091067
that bulge is way too big. should be barely bigger than the fattest pussy

>>721090956
Because these raceplay fetish trannies are fucking subhuman

>>721090664
>I'm not a coomer
>working hours posting in a coomer thread on anime website

>>721091067
based

>>721090540 (OP)
I'm starting to like femboys, I guess it's finally over for me.

>>721091148
that's not how sexuality works, you are just closeted

>>721091030
They have no tits, no point in a top.

>>721091164
But it's cute!
>>721091228
Corrrect!

>>721091158
How is this shit not a racial psyop?

>>721091302
>no point in a top.
Yes, because a top looks cute and adorable.

>>721091301
and you're retarded

>>721091376
it's only cute when it's tiny

>>721091067
I still like this top because it has a deep plunging neckline, shows a lot of midriff and an open back. It's just cute.

>>721091376
This is nice too.

>>721091067
You want him to cheat on you?

>>721091456
call me names all you want, you are still a fag lusting over men

>>721091164
>>721091475
disagree, femboys and twinks should be allowed to have massive cocks. i think it's hot when they have a bigger cock than me.

>>721090540 (OP)
there was a cute faggot femboy from 2017 who made me realize i'm bi, and now he trooned out and im quite upset...

>Has all the gerudo
>where the white women at
did they laugh at his small dick?

I am personally a big fan of the gerudo set from BOTW.
I kinda wish it had a proper skirt though like some of the female Gerudos had. But the anklet on the pants is very cute.

>>721091557
it ruins the feminine aspect

>>721091535
Yes, with all of (male) Hyrule!
>>721091521
What about this?

>>721091689
what a smokeshow goddamn

>>721091689
>What about this?
Not the biggest fan.
I liked the frostbite set more.

>>721091545
Bipedos are not actually gay

>>721090540 (OP)
Because he has the Triforce of Power.

>>721090540 (OP)
we need more gay femboys.

>>721091557
>>721091680
Why does the size of his schong even matter?

>>721091793
>pedos
those are the fags you're thinking about

>>721091751
I hope the bokoblins think so too...

>>721091680
it makes it better, because they're doing their best to be a girl, yet their huge cock always betrays them.

i don't think any of us could really comprehend just how heavenly link's bussy must feel. or smell. or taste.

>>721091830
because it ruins any remains of masculinity and that makes me horny

>>721091832
You people are always into shotas and femboys. It's about sexual sadism and pederasty more than anything

God I hate these fucking threads. I KNOW I'm not gay or bi

>>721091951
I find it cute when a femboy is embarrassed about his huge bulge and is tring to hide it but it sometimes showl like during upskirts.
But a femboy with a small dick has the great perk of being able to go commando under a short skirt which a hung one cannot.

>>721091951
Who's approval and validation are you desperately chasing for "being masculine"?Nobody with a brain capable of critical thought cares one way or another what other people choose to do with your lives, if you're not planning on forcing anybody else to change the way we are. Sexy adult males are just sexy, its not some cosmic sin to recognize this truth and to enjoy the adult male body when it's stimulating for you.

>>721092119
one day a cute boy is gonna empty your balls and you will sing a different song

>>721092070
>you like feminine guys that are 18+ because you actually like kids
no, i like girly guys.

These threads are proof that male sexuality is evil and pedophilic

>>721092070
bruh

>>721092070
It's nothing sexual for me.
I don't want to fuck the femboys. I don't even know how to go about that if I wanted because they have no vagina so they are objectively unfuckable.

>>721090956
you are a straight man

>>721091158
nta, it's most definitely a psyop and you're being malicious or have subhuman iq to not notice.

>>721092190
thats just my sexual preference, its not that deep

>>721091939
I know I can't, I only get to watch!

>>721091230
>starting to
>posts that

ye sure buddy, u got into it yesterday

>>721092190
>Sexy adult males are just sexy
>implying these people want adult males

They're mostly attracted to the dominance and sadism aspect of it. Mimicking ancient Roman pederasty

>>721091148
Homosexuality is the natural state of men
I know because too much porn made me find some w*men attractive

>>721092119
You don't know shit. But your dick does.

>>721092218
You don't "like" them. There's no admiration or respect there at all. It's primarily about humiliation and degradation and contempt. You only go after things smaller and weaker

>>721090540 (OP)
>Why does Ganondorf want to conquer Hyrule?
>See this semen demon fighting him
>Somehow an honest man wouldn't want to lay with even more of them
Why wouldn't he?

>>721092070
Truth nuke

>>721092532
i also dont like women and i want to fuck them cause they are frail and delicate
is this your first day on earth? bro has discovered sexuality and thinks hes freud

>>721092532
if that were true, i wouldn't eat their asses out or blow them to completion.

>>721092195
>>721092518
Fuck you

>>721091148
Too much porn consumption will make you want to seek more extreme stimulations. Same shit also spawns pedos

Fuck... /v/, I think I might be str*ight. None of the images of Link ITT are arousing me at all.

>>721092070
>You people are always into shotas and femboys
I'm into feminine and cute men, but that doesn't mean I would let a big and burly man make me his bussy bitch if you know what I mean...

>>721090664
>Harshing on the belly dancer aesthetic
You are gay, lmao.

>>721092359
>thats just my sexual preference, its not that deep
Exactly my point.

>>721092369
>They're mostly attracted to the dominance and sadism aspect of it. Mimicking ancient Roman pederasty
>They're mostly attracted to the dominance and sadism aspect of it
Pretty straight-coded type of attraction. Straights can't stop trying to lower the age of consent because they want to sexually dominant children and impregnate them as soon as they're fertile teenagers.

>>721092713
and why are you sad?

>>721092360
You have no desire to be with him physically?

>>721092713
That just tells me that you're into actual adult men instead

>>721092791
are you some kinda schizophrenic tranny or buttblasted lesbian? you sound completely deranged

>>721092791
>Pretty straight-coded type of attraction.

That's what I mean. Men do this shit to both women and even other men. Only ever capable of being predatory.

cucks are not human beings
they might even be lower than indians

>>721091190
if you work at 9pm you are a golem

>>721090540 (OP)
I hate femboy Link. Don't get me wrong, I'm a bifag who's fapped to Astolfo, etc. a lot. But Link is not a uwu smooth-bodied pedobait. He should have some muscle, and look more masculine. Without that he's just Zelda without tits.

>>721090540 (OP)
I'm not a coomer nor am I gay, though I'd like to be facefucked by that Link as he's sitting on my face just like in the dreams I have

>>721090787
If you can stay aroused staring at man’s face, you were always gay
Plus, femboys wall at 25

I will only accept hung and muscular twink Link into my porn biosphere.

I refuse these sissy and cuckold allegations

>>721092532
I like femboys aesthetically and I would always treat them well and ensure that that the enjoyment would be mutual and I am not abusing him.

>>721090956
I kinda feel the same. Although I like traps in hentai, Link doesn't generate anything in me other than homosexual disgust. I guess to me he's not feminine enough, or I've known him for so long that I can't see him as anything than just a 'pretty boy', nothing more.
So my conclusion is that the only ones who like "trap Link" are either true homosexuals or just spammers.

>>721093002
>>721093029
I'm with you there

>shit link model
i sleep

Maybe it's all just make believe, none of us will actually want to fuck a femboy in real life, right?

>>721092984
You weren't cute enough to get molested by an older woman and it shows

>>721092838
Every year or so, I pull up gay sex with hats ON to see if it makes my dick twitch. Still no dice.

>>721093074
They're bisexual pedos, raceplay fetishists, and MEF freaks

Blonde men usually have way bigger dicks than most other races

hmmm...ive been thinking about some stuff, that I just cant share because nobody would understand, but this image spurred the thought again.

>>721093024
>Plus, femboys wall at 25
they don't wall, they mature, and then they become femboy bangers. like that one guy said, i keep getting older, but the femboys stay the same age.

>>721090540 (OP)
Great now I have to jack off to creampieing link while zelda watches and then impregnating her too.

link, erection, -bara

>NOOOO IM NOT A FAG THE PORN MADE ME WANT TO FUCK LINK'S BUSSY I SWEAR
People in the closet are the fucking worst. You want to fuck cute feminine boys, deal with it, it's not even that weird.

>>721092984
Ok sperg. What did I say that was incorrect? Conservative republicans vote to lower the age of consent in every state in America. They're the "traditional values; adam and eve not adam and steve" etc. culture warriors. They are straight. They keep saying that "marrying and having kids young is good erm ackshually for the nuclear family" while trying to lower the age of consent down from 18 to lower and lower numbers. This is pretty simple to understand and just as easy to verify, unless you're a sperg retard. Straight-coded behavior is sexualizing teenagers and calling them ""women"", while pretending "its really only the gays who are doing the pedo stuff"

>>721093305
I don't believe they're gay men. They behave just like straight pedos.

>>721093305
being in the closet is my fetish and I will not be kinkshamed

>>721090540 (OP)
>HAHAHA

>>721093238
You don’t change into a beautiful butterfly or whatever you’re expecting. They’re just ugly looking manlets once they wall
There’s a reason you never see them in public.

>>721093282
will you try to impregnate link

>>721092984
fuck I meant to reply to >>721092976 as he was the one failing to understand something not written with buzzwords calling people "faggot" like a retard

>>721093389
Domination, submission, humiliation, etc are pretty normal things to explore in sex
It’s really antiquated to think otherwise

>>721090540 (OP)
My dick only got hard when I looked at Zelda.
This is all the prove I need.
Me wanting to bang my bestie in a maid costume means nothing, Im attracted to him because hes my bestie, not because hes a man.
Man I love being straight.

>>721090664
>now dictates
People always did Link femboy shit

>>721093319
I didn't say it was only gays. I said it's men in general. The ones in this thread probably consider themselves straight even, because of the pedophilic and sadistic and degrading nature of their attraction

>>721093305
>you like [fictional thing]? then you have to like dirty old gays too!

>>721093670
Lots of people are sexually submissive. It’s just roleplay

>>721093305
>banging cute boys was normal everywhere on earth
>christians show up
>ban it entirely
>except for priests raping kids
i fucking hate christians. i could be mentoring and fucking a group of 18 year old guys daily.

what's it called if if I like dicks but hate assplay and anything to do with anuses

>>721093606
You mean forcing your misogynist and pedophilic and racist views on others

>>721090540 (OP)
I like this Link!

>>721092713
Because they're too feminine, right? I know

bara top Ganon
twin Link bottom
easy as that
Zelda can watch

>>721090540 (OP)
can the fags chill out and post more face veil Zelda? OP pic is hot

I have been jerking off every day for two weeks now, this has never happened to me.

Okay but post more zelda too

>>721090664
He gets to wear tunic and pants in my fanfic, I just give him a tiny dick like a good christian degenerate
#notallcoomers

This is why knife ears MUST die

>>721093782
No it's not. It's clearly ideological, which is why men always act on their predatory pedophilic sexuality, which is why you expect these roles even outside of sex.

>>721093606
>>721093670
>>721093782
>Real life
>Hate it when people tell me what to do. Don't respect hierarchies. Generally hostile and prone to starting fights.
>Fetishes
>All submissive. Love the thought of being treated like a bitch and cumdump.
???

>>721093848
Typical gay fucking pederast

>>721093797
If you just wanna fuck in missionary position, go off, but most people like to get creative.
For the record, I think femboys are a retarded fetish to have. They wall way sooner than anyone else, and you’re just left with a gross looking manlet in a few years.

>>721093848
as it should always be

stop twunk erasure

>>721091390
Ok I can understand the gay brainwash agenda, but where the fuck does race come into play here?

>>721094106
Are you serious?

>>721093793
you're a side

why are you in this thread anon

>>721090540 (OP)
Because Ganondorf is an allegory for the Jews, the Matriarchal tribe from the desert that infiltrates, subverts and decays it all in the beautiful Elvish/Dragon kingdom.

>>721094161
The Zelda pic in the OP.

>>721094161
i dunno...

>>721094054
>catch the thief! the thief yelled