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Anonymous No.721101393 >>721101464 >>721101551 >>721102127 >>721103661 >>721103725 >>721103914 >>721103993 >>721104187 >>721105871 >>721106538 >>721106815 >>721108115 >>721108652 >>721108880 >>721108983 >>721109067 >>721109271 >>721109393 >>721109780 >>721109886 >>721109902 >>721110598 >>721111319 >>721111696 >>721113326 >>721113491 >>721113509 >>721113576 >>721113641
[Sad News] Nintendo customer support fired, saars hired instead
Anonymous No.721101460 >>721102006 >>721102272 >>721102626 >>721102862 >>721109097 >>721109106 >>721113296 >>721113439
>Nintendo eats a sandwich wrong
>SAD NEWS!
Anonymous No.721101464 >>721111908
>>721101393 (OP)
They also have to train their own replacements. Talk about humiliation
Anonymous No.721101518
They already use them to make their shitty games so this comes as no surprise
Anonymous No.721101551
>>721101393 (OP)
Nindians if they real
Anonymous No.721101821 >>721103805
SAAAR
Anonymous No.721102006 >>721110186 >>721111535 >>721113213
>>721101460
>outsourcing jobs to some 3rd world shithole is just "eating a sandwich wrong"
holy nintrooner cope
Anonymous No.721102127
>>721101393 (OP)
This happened back in June.
My Switch 2 was DOA, wouldn't start up, and I to sit through some retarded indian lady reading a script instead of talking to an actual white person who had done their tech support for years.
Was painful.
Eventually got a new system from them tho
Anonymous No.721102272 >>721108834
>>721101460
>food analogy
Anonymous No.721102408
Doug Bowsaar
Anonymous No.721102626 >>721108834
>>721101460
If you're going to use a shitty food analogy, use one that makes sense. If someone was eating a sandwich wrong, it wouldn't affect anyone, but this is service, so a more appropriate analogy would be:
>Nintendo opens a sandwich shop and fires their staff to hire retards that will undoubtedly make worse sandwiches for customers (Nincattle).
Anonymous No.721102862 >>721108834 >>721109324
>>721101460
>Food analogy
Anonymous No.721103183 >>721109410 >>721113617
They’re South American, retard. No jeets are being hired or contracted. You can say what you want about Brazilians and whatnot being hired, but don’t be so profoundly illiterate that you spout β€œSAAR” like an actual retard. That insult is reserved for jeets, not South Americans.
Anonymous No.721103661
>>721101393 (OP)
kinda surprised it wasn't outsourced already desu
Anonymous No.721103725 >>721104228 >>721107936 >>721109402
>>721101393 (OP)
> NoA
And nothing of value was lost.
Anonymous No.721103805 >>721111627
>>721101821
id rather they hire jeets and latinos than hiring women, trannies and liberal white men.
Anonymous No.721103914
>>721101393 (OP)
>the days of calling the help line for help with a game and chatting with a guy leaning back in his seat who fires up the game and plays it with you to help you out are dead and gone
Anonymous No.721103993
>>721101393 (OP)
Based
Anonymous No.721104187
>>721101393 (OP)
>SAAR IT LOOKS LIKE YOU BORROWED YOUR FRIEND'S GAME SARR YOU CAN'T DO THAT ITS STEALING FROM NINTENDO SAAR. I WILL NOW DEACTIVATE YOUR SWITCH THANK YOU COME AGAIN SAAAAAAR
Oh no...think of the tendies!
Anonymous No.721104228
>>721103725
Based. Let Troonhouse/NoA fuckin' immolate itself and burn itself to the fucking ground.
Anonymous No.721105871
>>721101393 (OP)

> support genocide - think no consequences will ever happen
Anonymous No.721106475
Saars
Anonymous No.721106538
>>721101393 (OP)
Why not a Mario themed ai talkbot?
Anonymous No.721106815 >>721109154 >>721111815
>>721101393 (OP)
>replace reggie and iwata with an EA nigger and a suit that has probably never played a video game in his life
>company shifts into maximum overjew
Shocker
Anonymous No.721107936
>>721103725
Do you call Nintendo of Japan for customer support you weeb faggot? Didn't think so.
Anonymous No.721108115
>>721101393 (OP)
The article says they'll be hiring from Brazil. Brazil has like 90% of the planet there in some way or another, but surprisingly no pajeets.
Anonymous No.721108652
>>721101393 (OP)
>Nindians
Anonymous No.721108834 >>721109156 >>721109248 >>721109609 >>721109765 >>721110067 >>721110683
>>721102862
>>721102272
>>721102626
Motherfuckers, I say this because it ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE UK.
The guy lost the fucking election because he 'ate a sandwich wrong'.
Anonymous No.721108880
>>721101393 (OP)
does this mean I can upload my mario maker dick levels in peace?
Anonymous No.721108983
>>721101393 (OP)
I thought Japan was rioting right now to the point the PM had to step down for how bad it's gotten?
Anonymous No.721109029 >>721110178
Nintendo is changingly rapidly for the worse. Is it furukama's fault?
Anonymous No.721109067
>>721101393 (OP)
>Nintendo of America
And nothing of value was lost. You reap what you sow West coast cucks.
Anonymous No.721109097 >>721109156
>>721101460
saar please don't put sandwich in your sweaty armpit, please.. saar.. PLEASE SAAR DO NOT
Anonymous No.721109106 >>721109156
>>721101460
Kys shill
Anonymous No.721109154
>>721106815
they’re playing kike catch up at an alarming rate. Like they’re burning through 30 years of good will in 5
Anonymous No.721109156 >>721112014
>>721109106
>>721109097
See >>721108834
Retarded niggers.
You do this shit every day it's exhausting.
Anonymous No.721109190 >>721109728 >>721110381
It's a 3853263267D chess move sir
Anonymous No.721109227
>hundreds of contractors to lose jobs
So they were already outsourcing CS. Fucking retard headline.
Anonymous No.721109248 >>721109418
>>721108834
>Eat a sandwich wrong
>Lose your election
Does UK really?
Anonymous No.721109271
>>721101393 (OP)
>customer support
I never contacted customer support of any video game company in my life.
Anonymous No.721109324
>>721102862
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
Anonymous No.721109393
>>721101393 (OP)
they are outsourcing to South America, better than saars
Anonymous No.721109402
>>721103725
Most of Nintendo's customers are in NA.
Anonymous No.721109410
>>721103183
SÁÁÁÁÁÁR
Anonymous No.721109418
>>721109248
It was so absurd when it happened, it was honestly really funny.
Him losing basically put us on route for brexit.
Anonymous No.721109609
>>721108834
>"OI NOIGEL COME AN' AVE A GAFF AT THIS! THIS POLYTICIAN BLOKE'S EATIN 'IS FOOKIN SANDWICH ALL FUNNY!"
>"BLOODY CRUMPETS MATE, WOT A FOOKIN' DISGRACE. 'E AIN'T GE'IN MY VOTE, 'E AIN'T."
Anonymous No.721109728
>>721109190
Man this is why I don’t look at the news
Anonymous No.721109765 >>721111389
>>721108834
Didn't someone in the US lose a senator election or something because he made a weird noise in his speech or cheered oddly or something?
Anonymous No.721109780
>>721101393 (OP)
CONTRACTORS work on a CONTRACT. Their job ends when the CONTRACT ends.
It happens like twice a year and you have a meltdown every time.
Anonymous No.721109865 >>721111470
Lots of projection itt
Anonymous No.721109886
>>721101393 (OP)
They spend all their money on lawsuits?
Anonymous No.721109902 >>721110038 >>721110356
>>721101393 (OP)
Guys... I think we're seeing Nintendo lose their soul in real time
The spirit of Iwata is no longer with them
I wish Sony or Microsoft would actually get their shit together and become proper competition for Nintendo again, they need to be humbled
Anonymous No.721110038 >>721110179 >>721110356
>>721109902
>I wish Sony or Microsoft would actually get their shit together
AHAHAHAHA, no.
Best you're gonna get is even more price hikes.
Anonymous No.721110067 >>721110562
>>721108834
>jew
ew
Anonymous No.721110178
>>721109029
>kikeyest NoA ceo they could ever get
>kikeyest main hq ceo they could possibly get within their roster
Anonymous No.721110179
>>721110038
>price hikes
>keep pirate stuff
nothing of value lost.
Anonymous No.721110186 >>721110572
>>721102006
>getting mad at Nintendo for doing what otjhers have done for decades
This is like people whining about game key cards even though they are functionally the exact same as PS4 games from 2013. This board is mostly children, I'm sure of it.
Anonymous No.721110356 >>721110562
>>721109902
>>721110038
>Muh Sony and Microdick!
Why do tendies think the console war is relevant let alone even exists anymore?
Sony and microcuck Make PC games now.Theyve bent the knee.
Nintendo shall fall next (and frankly they deserve to fall more than the other 2).
PC, the universal platform. No more 2nd internet bills to play online. No more cross compatibility concerns. Multiple stores to choose from.
Embrace the pro customer future.
Anonymous No.721110381 >>721113924
>>721109190
It's funny seeing how the left keeps lying about india when they reformed the H1B process to lock out indians specifically.
Anonymous No.721110562
>>721110356
>Tendies out of nowhere
>Console war out of nowhere
>Irrelevent word vomit
At least stay on topic.
>>721110067
Was pretty funny them calling a jew antisemetic though.
Anonymous No.721110572
>>721110186
People only seem to get mad when Nintendo does things wrong. The Switch 2 was less expensive than the PS5, but Nintendo was crucified over it.
Anonymous No.721110598 >>721110904 >>721111647
>>721101393 (OP)
Bros, why the fuck do indians exist? Why couldn't the bongs just nuke the shit out of their existence?
Anonymous No.721110683 >>721110878
>>721108834
>The guy lost the fucking election because he 'ate a sandwich wrong'.
Ok, I read your wiki screenshot. It says
>It is unclear what effect, if any, the photograph had on the eventual result.
Given the free publicity, the photo may have helped his election results. You don't know. So don't act like it's some intelligent analogy, instead of a useless food analogy
Anonymous No.721110878 >>721110992
>>721110683
I LIVE in the UK faggot, I saw what happened with how much it was thrown around on the news and the papers and felt the effects.
He lost it hard afterwards where we then got fucking Cameron.
Shut the fuck up, you don't know shit.
Anonymous No.721110904
>>721110598
>Bros, why the fuck do indians exist?
You see, when men can control women, they can put their penis's into the women's vaginas. That often results in babies coming out. Shocking, I know, seeing as you've never even laid eyes on a vagina
Anonymous No.721110992 >>721111113
>>721110878
>Shut the fuck up, you don't know shit.
Edit the wiki article then faggot
Anonymous No.721111113
>>721110992
I would but the online safety act in the UK would make the goverment track me since Wikipedia gave up on defending us. I fucking hate this, I really should move.
Anonymous No.721111319
>>721101393 (OP)
customer support for big companies like these is worth less than nothing, whether they're local or outsourced 99% the time if you have a problem with their product or whatever you're just going to have to eat shit
Anonymous No.721111389
>>721109765
YYEEEEAAGGH
Anonymous No.721111470
>>721109865
Anonymous No.721111535
>>721102006
Pee cuck
Anonymous No.721111627
>>721103805
They're not going to stop adding gay libtard bullshit just because they're not hiring fags and women anymore.
Anonymous No.721111647
>>721110598
>Nuking the race that reproduces faster when exposed to shit
Not a good idea.
Anonymous No.721111696
>>721101393 (OP)
Genuinely terrible news. Nintendo customer support was great when I used it, now it's going to be some guy with a thick accent asking if you've turned it on and off again.
Anonymous No.721111815
>>721106815
>replace iwata
Mate he died.
>reggie
Was also a businessman first and foremost. Go watch him play Smash 4 on stage and die repeatedly by walking off the edge.
>a suit that has probably never played a video game in his life
Neither did Yamauchi.
Anonymous No.721111875 >>721112454 >>721112541 >>721112667 >>721113529
Gentlemen, I think we can come together on one topic. Left or right, tendie, steamie, snoy, gooner or nofap, christfag or fedoratipper.
How do we stop the pajeet menace?
Anonymous No.721111908 >>721113385
>>721101464
>you get to sabotage the training of your replacement
Anonymous No.721112014
>>721109156
>saaaar britainland is center, I mean centree, of the world saaaaaaar
>pls understand my dead meme from a decade ago saars
Anonymous No.721112454
>>721111875
You can't stop it, even ayy lmao's tried nuking them and it failed.
Anonymous No.721112541 >>721112685
>>721111875
I don't think you honestly can, they are too rooted in.
Anonymous No.721112667
>>721111875
Bro, people have nuked them and they came back anyway like stubborn cockroches. Filthy saars are here to stay sadly.
Anonymous No.721112685
>>721112541
Perhaps you can't make the cockroach extinct, but you can certainly fumigate your home.
Anonymous No.721112802 >>721113001
Friendly reminder that jeets REALLY hate Nintendo
Anonymous No.721113001
>>721112802
Your not tricking us with that Dalit.
Anonymous No.721113213
>>721102006
>tech support
Big job, would fucking hate to see thirdworlders occupy those jobs.
Anonymous No.721113296 >>721113414
>>721101460
good morning
Anonymous No.721113326
>>721101393 (OP)
Anonymous No.721113385
>>721111908
Jeets fuck up everything by default, sabotage not required. If anything Nintendo is wasting money attempting to train them.
Anonymous No.721113414
>>721113296
Good night.
Anonymous No.721113429 >>721113640
One of the few valid complaints about Nintendo lately, this sucks I've called into Nintendo support three times over the years and they always were great. Now I'll be saddled with DO THE NEEDFUL like every other customer service department on the fucking planet, goddammit
Anonymous No.721113439
>>721101460
Jeetendo sis...
Anonymous No.721113491
>>721101393 (OP)
Blizzshit support has been reduced to AI-powered jeets. They're basically useless and frequently give out wrong information. If anything goes sideways with your WoW account, you are just flat-out fucked.
Anonymous No.721113509
>>721101393 (OP)
This is literally happening in my job and all over the country.

Hope you guys like speaking to Colombians that don't know how to do simple tasks and janking AI bots. Cause that's the future of the industry across the board.
Anonymous No.721113529
>>721111875
First you need to bomb their call centers so they stop trying call me to say 'my computer has virus'
Anonymous No.721113576
>>721101393 (OP)
>ohhhh im a tendie cuck, yes im a tendie cuck
Anonymous No.721113617
>>721103183
SENOR NO TE CANJEAS LA TARJETA
Anonymous No.721113640
>>721113429
DO NOT REEDEEM THE NINTENDO VOUCHER SIIIIRRRRR
Anonymous No.721113641 >>721116079
>>721101393 (OP)
Good fuck them fucking nigger tier my experience with them 5 ish years ago made me drop Nintendo for life.
Anonymous No.721113924
>>721110381
Source?
Anonymous No.721116079
>>721113641
What happened?