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Anonymous No.721102126 >>721102397 >>721102960 >>721103341
>Umm, the candidate did not display enough Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation during the interview, I think we should hire Chad instead.
Anonymous No.721102397 >>721102514
>>721102126 (OP)
i love late stage capitalism
Anonymous No.721102514
>>721102397
more like hag stage capitalism am I right?
Anonymous No.721102901 >>721103103 >>721103136 >>721103385
How do they get all the HR jobs?
My whole career from intern to lead HR teams just seem identical.

How do you even get into it?
Anonymous No.721102960
>>721102126 (OP)
no no, they arent meant to hire chads, it goes more like this
>uumm, the candidate did not display enough melanin or lack of education, I think we should hire Jamal instead
>oh, he got in jail? no worries, we can also hire pixiepie203, xer resume was very inspiring and empowering
Anonymous No.721103085 >>721103208 >>721103427 >>721103529 >>721105382
why is it so easy for women to become millionares?
Anonymous No.721103103
>>721102901
women are more likely to comply with the DEI standards
Anonymous No.721103136
>>721102901
Anonymous No.721103208 >>721103406
>>721103085
You just know they fuck niggers
Anonymous No.721103341
>>721102126 (OP)
The worst part is that once you get past the humiliation of looking for a job and finally land one, you have to actually do the job, which is even worse.
Anonymous No.721103385
>>721102901
they're women and they feminize careers. it's why teaching is a "feminine" profession now (it wasn't in the past). nursing is also looked at in similar ways. office work is slowly also going this route.

if the trend holds, all jobs that women don't want to do will be done by men
Anonymous No.721103406
>>721103208
But..but they're millionaires...
Anonymous No.721103427
>>721103085
that ass is absurd, i hope she fucks nigger exclusively
Anonymous No.721103428 >>721103562 >>721103874
How do I get a job as a straight white 30 year old NEET autist with no social skills?
Assume I have all necessary education based qualifications, but lack experience.
Anonymous No.721103529
>>721103085
>I money laundered investment capital
>I money laundered investment capital
>I money laundered investment capital
Huh.
Anonymous No.721103562
>>721103428
Anonymous No.721103874 >>721104069
>>721103428
apply for and do that entry level job position that you haven't been applying for because you think it's beneath you so you have the experience to get the job you think you're qualified for

or just ask one of your friends who has a job if there's an opening in their company.
Anonymous No.721104069 >>721104763
>>721103874
my friend lied on his resume and is now a fucking director running a international division and he does really well at his work

should i try the same???
Anonymous No.721104763
>>721104069
Lying works great on your resume as long as you can lie with confidence.

Confidently lying is, unfortunately, a social skill, but it's one you can practice as a NEET. Get used to it online somewhere where you can be annoymous in text, then somewhere with a username or voice chat like discord, then in person. Then try it in person.

Remember, there's all those idiots you've met in real life that make shit up all the time and are doing well. That can be you, you can do it anon!
Anonymous No.721105382
>>721103085
LinkedIn being invented once was bad enough, why the fuck would you reinvent it