>>721104069
Lying works great on your resume as long as you can lie with confidence.
Confidently lying is, unfortunately, a social skill, but it's one you can practice as a NEET. Get used to it online somewhere where you can be annoymous in text, then somewhere with a username or voice chat like discord, then in person. Then try it in person.
Remember, there's all those idiots you've met in real life that make shit up all the time and are doing well. That can be you, you can do it anon!