Thread 721111189

Would you surrender or support the aliens?

blue pussy
blue asshole

hoofjobs

>>721111189 (OP)
how big are fires breasts? is the thick armor making them look bigger, or is it holding back a blue avalanche?

Give me a Tau wife and I'll do whatever they want.

>>721112627
belly

>>721111189 (OP)
you must fight the aliens

>>721112876
No, boota.

>>721113287
Getting all my moisture intake exclusively from her sweat.

If they are advanced they should have realized death is our common enemy. I seek an alliance. Let's keep our rivalries nonlethal and shove our fists up the Fates' old cunts.

What does Tau boob sweat taste like?

>>721111189 (OP)
Controversial Opinion: I liked Fire Warrior and played it to completion when it came out.

>>721114489
I mean the game is total shit so I'm going to have to ask what you liked about it.

>>721111189 (OP)
It depends on their tax policy

>>721114014
40k can't have that, everyone would accuse the setting of being too much like Fantasy. But then again, somehow having the skeletons just be Egyptian again, but with lasers, is somehow acceptable, so maybe humanity will get the rod out of its ass eventually.

>>721114560
They are space communists anon, their tax policy is you will own nothing and be mind fucked.

>>721114559
One blue guy taking on impossible odds was fun. But I just take to FPS games really well, with many other games I feel the shit controls almost instantly; with FPS, my mutant brain just does it. Regardless of some games knowingly being poor, I can just play FPS games without any issue. I also really liked that one CoD on the Wii with waggle controls even though it was apparently awful. For further reference, I also suffer no ill effects from VR. Motion sickness is alien to me, I don't understand people who get it, at all.

>>721112627
>>721113287
I see this model is getting a lot of use.

orkz are best

>>721114625
40k should definitely be Imperium vs Everyone. Craftworlders and T'au shouldn't even be potential allies. T'au should be all the races the Imperium tried to exterminate during the great crusade gathering together under the aegis of the T'au Ethereals and looking for revenge plain and simple. Any Utopian standard of living they may have should just be met with the caveat that humans are kill on sight. Gue'vesa shouldn't exist.

Craftworlders could be honorable and stuff, maybe even lament the necessity of their actions, but their visions of how to survive the future should definitely be directing them to kill all humans. Not bringing the Primarchs back. That or Dark Eldar should be the Default. I'd be fine with that.

>>721115313
shame cause it sucks

>>721115510
I think as a facsimile for the actual character it's meant to represent it's great. But yes, there are other Tau models I prefer.

>>721115505
>T'au should be all the races the Imperium tried to exterminate during the great crusade gathering together under the aegis of the T'au Ethereals and looking for revenge plain and simple
I agree that T'au auxiliary should be VASTLY expanded.

>>721115505
>T'au

>>721115707
Didn't humanity wipe put most sentient aliens during the great crusade?

>>721115875
If there isn't a tabletop model of it they might as well not exist.

>>721115505
T'au will get there eventually. But despite them being in the setting for years now, they're still almost totally ignorant of how dangerous the galaxy is even after being fucked by Chaos warbands, nids and even DA. And I get it, they're supposed to mirror humanity in its golden age when concepts like mercy and diplomacy were still applicable things. They just haven't had the other shoe drop yet to make them psychotic like everyone else.

Tautroons out in force again

>>721115875
They mostly got tied up with the few alien empires near them that were threats. Everyone else got off light so there are plenty of xenos still around that just don't have models.

>>721115802
The planet was always called that and the Tau are obviously named after the planet, it just wasn't until 8th that GW got retarded about adding apostrophes to everything T'au related. You're not cool for whining about every autistic thing GW does for copyright reasons.

Lol Tau? I think i will simply set all my units to engage in melee, good luck retards.

>>721116109
Jokes on you, I just like painting the models.

>>721111189 (OP)
Surely they have a computer translator and don't need the human boytoy.

>>721116203
Sure you do secondary

>>721111189 (OP)
not my water caste

>>721116028
I think their origin is just kind of crap and their never having issues about Warp stuff and their being a "Young" race is overplayed. The whole premise of 40k is that the whole Galaxy sucks. There shouldn't be anyone going through a "Golden Age" unless it's monsters like Orks and Dark Eldar.

If they did the "Great Crusade Aliens fleeing the Imperium" it'd explain the T'au's rapid advancement in technology much better, they're being exposed to dozens of exotic and diverse forms of technology from unique cultural developments.

>>721116458
>There shouldn't be anyone going through a "Golden Age" unless it's monsters like Orks and Dark Eldar.
Gay

>>721116681
40k is pretty gay

>Grimdark sci-fi future about giant needlessly ornate vehicles and weaponry, with pretty much everything on all sides being wanton murder machines trying to get everyone else before they get got
>You know what this setting needs? An infinitesimal speck of an empire that's happy and free and anime and somehow able to fight an even footing and survive but also losing fucking constantly despite having basically no reach and very little territory, because everyone basically ignores it except for the Taufags who absolutely WILL let you know they're Taufags
The Tau were a gay addition back then, and still are

>>721111189 (OP)
Greetings fellow sons of the Emperor. Which Astartes chapter would exterminate the xenos filth Tau through selective breeding instead of direct violence?

>>721116868
Solar Auxilia. Bring back the true weapons of war.

>>721116267
You are a faggot, and not a cool faggot like Freddie Mercury. Just the plain old disgusting kind.

>>721111189 (OP)
I need a Water caste wife.

>>721117176
Get in line.

>>721117212
No. She's mine.

>>721117110
yes, and?

>>721116458
Problem with that is even though the 40k Galaxy is actually pretty small compared to IRL shit, it's still fucking huge so conceivably there are remnant golden age human worlds and alien species that humanity will never meet for the simple sake of distance who could be prosperous for all the Imperium knows.

>>721115505
>40k should definitely be Imperium vs Everyone.
wrong cuck the imperium is a rotting carcass so we should get more human factions out of it NOT aligned with chaos

>>721116129
Anyone that doesn't whine about GW's copyright faggotry is a faggot. You're a faggot.

>>721117829
>Anyone that doesn't whine about GW's copyright faggotry is a faggot
Do you cry that rain is wet? Stop wasting your time on inane shit.

>>721117808
The rift was a golden opportunity to get a new human faction out of it from the Imperial Worlds who were cut off on the other side, having to band together. But instead we got an extremely mid Mechanicus army list

>>721116165
lmao

>>721117680
That's not really relevant to anything I said. Yeah there might be a Golden Age void craft drifting through deep space or orbiting a ghoul star but that's not equivalent to a multi-star civilization having a "Golden Age". That's just an ultimately meaningless remnant. We're talking about prosperity on a Galactic scale. Like Golden Age humanity, or the Necrontyr, or the Eldar. Galactic dominion and prosperity for Millenia. Not a random medieval world being well run for a few generations. Who cares?

>>721117808
Yes, the Imperium should be multiple factions broadly unified against the encroaching darkness. That doesn't really contradict what I just said.

I would call an orbital strike on my position.

>>721116792
Did you really want another galaxy ending threat? Tyranids are just a punching bag for whatever chapter is the writer's favorite and if there ever was an endtimes for 40k they would all get wiped out at once by some retarded asspull virus the mechanicus made up or something equally as stupid because the main antagonist of 40k always was and always will be Chaos.

>>721111189 (OP)
if they want war, I would surrender. if they want peace, they better prepare for the rape camps with rape sessions every rape hour.

>>721118214
>Yes, the Imperium should be multiple factions broadly unified against the encroaching darkness.

The Ad Mech is basically an empire with the imperium. They have their own planets, which they govern, their own law enforcement, and their own armies.

Slam dunk bolter rounds into Tau skulls.

>>721118502
Conveyor belt tau into volcanoes.

Wait, are T'au supposed to have red eyes? I painted my dudes' eyes white.

>>721115505
The Imperium is already losing ground as it is and Chaos is preparing ot eat literally fucking everyone. Again. The Imperium's retardation is even a big part in why Chaos is so far along as it is now.

>>721118337
It doesn't need to be Galaxy ending but it should be a threat that taxes the Imperium which naturally makes it vulnerable to the bigger threats. Not every threat the Roman Empire faced near the end of it's life was the Huns, but if you didn't have every barbarian tribe knocking on your door and the Sassanids starting shit, the Huns wouldn't be as shitty to deal with.

The Dark Eldar don't work towards the actual death of the Imperium, they love feeding off it's inefficiencies and excess for their own benefit and want to keep the gravy train going. They're still one of the worst fates you can encounter in the setting though.

>>721118429
The Ultramarines are also this. Their mini-empire is one of the best run, most well off pockets of the entire galaxy, not just the Imperium. There are regular ass imperial citizens orbiting Ultramar's glorious shadow who live and die in fulfilling lives, never knowing a thing about the galaxy being on fire.

>>721115313
>Big fucking breasts
>Big fucking butts
>Cool fucking robots
>Heavy artillery on par with the imperial guard without the faggy larpyness of the IG
>Worlds that don't have a 3/5 chance of being a shithole
Honestly the best faction.

>>721118429
Yes but they're ultimately humans aligned with the Emperor. That being my point. I couldn't say "Human vs All" because Chaos is a thing and they suck.

>>721118594
Yeah it's 40k. The Imperium is supposed to be collapsing under the weight of numerous apocalyptic campaigns with Victory only held on to by great heroes at phenomenal cost. But they should be the Imperium's heroes. Not Eldar shenanigans or Tau toys.

>>721111189 (OP)
surrender to so long as we can have mate with the cute and sexy one (the one on the right of course)

>>721118812
Nothing matters in 40k, there are no stakes, not even the Necrons, who could just wipe humanity from existence yesterday if they really wanted to, matter on the grand scale, since there are now multiple canon sources that exist explicitly stating that what lies outside the galaxy is just an endless stream of nids who are eternally fighting with orks, forever.

>>721118594
>Chaos is preparing ot eat literally fucking everyone
Don't you worry your pretty head, Gue'la kitten, the T'au have got this.

>>721118567
It's inconsistent. They've had solid red eyes, normal eyes colors but with black sclera, pretty much normal eyes, goat pupils, slit pupils, whatever.

>>721118998
I hope the orks are having fun

>>721118567
It's all over the place, although Shadowsun's official artwork has her with white eyes so who knows.

>>721118998
Of course there are stakes. The stake is the fall of Terra and the subsequent extermination of humanity.

>since there are now multiple canon sources that exist explicitly stating that what lies outside the galaxy is just an endless stream of nids who are eternally fighting with orks, forever.
There are 2 billion Indians and 2 billion Muslims. They only become a problem when they try to enter your country.

>>721116792
>because everyone basically ignores it
That is the Tau's entire point.
They exist as a counterpoint to everyone else's giant stumbling edifices of civilizations in the midst of their last gasp. Scrappy upstarts who don't know just how bad things are and walking face first into the horrors everyone else treats as old news.
IMO their initial release was when they were best, the writers keep including them in shit they have no business being involved in. When they released the codex flat out said "if the crusade had not been pulled back, or it had been bigger the tau would be dead". And they were also a good vehicle for showing off other random aliens as auxiliaries, which unfortunately GW stopped producing because "cool battlesuits" is all most tau players enjoy about them.

And lastly, the initial release was also really clear that their civilization was not a fun happy egalitarian animeland. You were born part of your caste, you did the work your caste told you to do and you have no other options. On average life is probably better than imperium citizens on most worlds, worse than on the good ones.

>>721114625
as they reject drumpfcucks maybe it will

Did something big happen with 40K tau recently? I don't usually see 2 thread about them on the video game board at once.

>>721119316
>It's good because it subverts the setting!
No. Subversion is gay and is the abused brainchild of nihilistic corpo boomers.

>>721111189 (OP)
If the Tau are using ai robotics why hasn't it been corrupted by chaos like the men of iron?

>>721119491
Because Chaos just doesn't feel like it, I guess.

>>721119421
Tau OPs are simply the easiest way to get an active 40k thread.
>Randoms enter the thread to coom
>Secondaries enter the thread to complain about Tau
>People who actually play the game already know the drill

>>721119421
They made their own Warp God. No it's not relevant and is probably going to be forgotten and then scrubbed entirely from the setting.

>>721119490
>Anon constructs a strawman using a shitty buzzword
I didn't say subvert in my post, and I didn't mean subversion.
Its a contrast. Like putting orange beside blue. It makes both things stand out more. It would be subversion if the tau suddenly took center stage as the protagonist faction. They haven't and they aren't.

>>721119094
Always. The Imperium would know eternal prosperity if it just joined Ork society. Orks even like and respect humans the most out of all the other factions, eating humans way less then everyone else. If the Imperium really wanted to close the Warp it would join hands with the Orks.

>>721119595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2_O9-VDps

>>721119569
That's FUCKING stupid because the dark age of technology humanity robotics were a 1000× more advanced than the tau shit but it somehow doesn't suffer the chaotic sorcery that corrupts it?

>>721119634
I don't keep up with recent 40k lore much because its mostly shit and I certainly am not reading black library fanfiction.
But I am curious, has there been anything done with the Tyranid's big psychic planet thing they were making? Was it just an excuse to have some named marines go blow it up or has it gone anywhere?

>>721119634
Space Wolves despite having less people on their Planet than the tau and somehow has their own Warp, And no equivalent to the Roman valencian bodyguards.

>>721119764
My guess is that its not as smart.
Or its an excuse to have the Tau get PP slapped later down the road.

>>721119674
Anon, real life is supposed to be the Blue. More optimistic sci fi settings are the Blue. You don't live in a despotic hell scape where everyone's lift is directed towards the toil of a eternal existential war that your society is losing.

40k doesn't exist in a vacuum. You know what an ideal sci fi utopia looks like. The whole point of 40k is that it's not that.

>>721119764
>That's FUCKING stupid
Welcome to 40k lore!

>>721119691
>eating humans less
Nigger they domesticated humans as a food source turning them into hairless, toothless homunculus cattle.

>>721119691
>Orks even like and respect humans the most out of all the other factions
That's only because Humanity doesn't join Ork Society and instead chooses to fight. The humans orks eat are pretty much always those that don't fight or did a shit job of fighting.

>>721120059
What a nigger tier artist.

>>721119595
>Kitten
Man...

>>721120209
You're just mad because mossa is based for drawing accurate lore pics instead of the cringe reddit sanitized faggot shit.

>>721120324
Some gorefag's chimp ork interpretation isn't more canon just because it lets you be a contrarian. They're violent and bloody hooligans, not beady eyed space chimps.

>>721115593
Isn't that a FFXIV screenshot? In Solution 9

>>721120324
Naw, its just always obvious when a dude is masturbating to the gore while he draws it, and that immediately makes me hate the art.
If it weren't fetish fuel drawing orks as brutal as they are would be fine. But it is fetish fuel.

>>721120451
Actually orks are pretty similar to chimps being incredibly violent and always ganging up on one thing beating the fuck out of it until it's a smear on the floor.

>>721120482
Yeah that's probably a screenshot of someone's mod. The hair is ripped wholesale and the game doesn't handle extreme proportions very well

>>721118337
I want something more than some upstarts talking shit who only haven't been obliterated because the're not yet worth the bother

>>721120591
Your only saying this because reddit hates violence towards women yet are so insistalent on adding them to this series in a disproportionate amount like nu-star wars but cry when the equality of the grim darkness of war in the future is depicted to their strong woman fantasy characters.

>>721120617
No, they're charging beasts, hooligans. Incredibly violent and brutish but they're not glassy eyed animals like chimps. If they're going to eat someone they're going to have some fire in their eyes, and they will be shouting in celebration and not grinning like they're jeff the killer. Some goreniggers fetishart won't stop being some goreniggers fetishart just because you don't like that people are enjoying the orks as a faction without grimwanking them. For fucks sake, they're made by the same people who approved giving the literal cannibal faction a festive celebratory song about how much they love to eat people.

>>721120953
Fucl off back to your subreddit and jerk off to ultramarines you fucking pussy.

>>721120953
>Being happy about being about to eat someone is fine if it's done to a cheerful dinner chant
>Just smiling about being about to eat someone in an unsettling way isn't allowed though

This is some extremely bizarre doublethink.

>>721120324
he's a fine artist but tis not lore accurate, i already fought with you about this in another thread weeks ago

FOR THE EMPRAH! *holds up spork*

>>721121102
It's the common tactic of these reddit trannies and faggots whose entire purpose is to sanitize and faggify warhammer turning it lame and gay like nu-star wars where nothing bad can EVER happen to wahmen.

>>721121093
Don't let me stop you from using edgy fetish art to larp as a hardcore warhammer fan.
>>721121102
Don't pretend it's even remotely the same or that the chimp ork is the interpretation GW had in mind.

>>721121167
>ork eating humans isn't lore accurate
Just kill yourself already.

>>721121281
>ork eating humans isn't lore accurate
i didnt say that, retard

>>721121327
No actually kill yourself slice your wrists open or jump into an oncoming train.

I think he's broken.

>>721121378
yeah you're having an epic metldown/seethe

>>721121269
Do you find Necron Flayers unnaceptable because they cover themselves with gore in a cold detached but gleeful way, while Dark Eldar doing it is fine because they enjoy it fully and make silly songs about doing it?

Are you just doing the thing Mossa likes doing and purposefully getting a rise out of people?

>>721121452
I don't want you redditor subhumans turning my series lame and gay so just kill yourself.

>>721121530
you sound like a fucking secondary i bet you dont even have minis and if you do, theyre unpainted on sprue

>>721121530
The Leagues of Votann exist, so too late faggot.

>>721116165
oh no

>>721119491
Tau AIs are dumb compared to Men of Iron. I guess Men of Iron were complex enough to have feelings, which is how Chaos managed to get them.

>>721121627
You sound like somebody with no dick wearing a dress if art showing the reality of fighting against savage alien monsters that eat people is somehow only fetish art because it happens to be done to a girl.

>>721121458
>Do you find Necron Flayers unnaceptable because they cover themselves with gore in a cold detached but gleeful way, while Dark Eldar doing it is fine because they enjoy it fully and make silly songs about doing it?
No, because both are accurate to how GW presents those factions, and besides a dark eldar song about killing will be different to an ogre or ork song about killing. Do you think that the drunk barbarian hooligan with a cockney accent is going to be acting like an actual chimp piloting a big green body with jeff the killer thrown in? Do you think this fetish art is what GW had in mind when making the orks?