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Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:28:53 AM No.721132531 [Report] >>721132681 >>721133476 >>721133529 >>721133705 >>721141181 >>721145070
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You didn't beat the game.
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:31:25 AM No.721132681 [Report] >>721132783 >>721132817
>>721132531 (OP)
That's honestly kinda bad because the times happens before any mult gets added.
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:32:21 AM No.721132735 [Report] >>721144817
they took too long on the update and the game's past its peak
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:33:08 AM No.721132783 [Report]
>>721132681
use smiley face
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:33:58 AM No.721132817 [Report] >>721133060
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>>721132681
>He doesn't know the power of compounding
>He doesn't rearrange his hand so the face card is the last card
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:34:43 AM No.721132863 [Report] >>721136004
flush is the best strategy
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:37:55 AM No.721133060 [Report]
>>721132817
ballot triggers the first card you play so this ss makes it seem like their plan is to make face the first card??
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:41:59 AM No.721133283 [Report]
I hate the black deck
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:45:21 AM No.721133476 [Report] >>721133589
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>>721132531 (OP)
I beat the game
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:46:13 AM No.721133529 [Report] >>721134118
>>721132531 (OP)
reddit game
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:47:10 AM No.721133589 [Report] >>721133643
>>721133476
>half the rares are just dogpoop sandwiches
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:47:25 AM No.721133610 [Report] >>721138284
I know photograph is a Nickelback reference but what is hanging chad referencing?
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:48:13 AM No.721133643 [Report] >>721134795
>>721133589
obelisk is good
not as strong as a good set of synergistic jokers but strong enough to carry a run by itself
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:49:30 AM No.721133705 [Report]
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>>721132531 (OP)
Yes I fucking did, you asshole clown.
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 5:56:55 AM No.721134118 [Report]
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>>721133529
This...
play the 4chan game
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 6:00:03 AM No.721134275 [Report]
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Yorick my beloved
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 6:10:34 AM No.721134795 [Report] >>721140306
>>721133643
>jobelisk
one of the worst jokers around kek. You're probably a white stake shitter to think otherwise
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 6:32:29 AM No.721136004 [Report] >>721144631
>>721132863
I'm addicted to straights
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 7:15:31 AM No.721138284 [Report]
>>721133610
Ye olde politic thing, 2000 election in Florida had issues with the punch out voting cards where the chads wouldn't punch out all the way and the vote counting machine wouldn't count them
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 7:54:53 AM No.721140306 [Report]
>>721134795
Obelisk is incredibly powerful if you're only trying for ante 8 and not endless.
Getting it any time in the first 5 antes basically guarantees a win unless you were already dead.
Gold stake doesn't change that since it can't have the perishable tag.
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 8:13:01 AM No.721141181 [Report]
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>>721132531 (OP)
What if I beat it to the game?
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 8:29:04 AM No.721141927 [Report]
started playing balatro recently, ~40hours so far
how do i play the plasma deck, its my fave but idk how to endless it
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:22:56 AM No.721144392 [Report] >>721144814
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Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:28:33 AM No.721144631 [Report]
>>721136004
I like compounding with Full House, but fuck do I always get fucked later in the run even when I don't add more cards to the deck.
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:30:59 AM No.721144735 [Report]
industry plant streamerslop
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:32:52 AM No.721144814 [Report]
>>721144392
I look like this while I use my fake CDL after paying my yearly $100k trump H1B
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:33:01 AM No.721144817 [Report]
>>721132735
is the update even real
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:38:11 AM No.721145046 [Report]
I think photochad is how people get gold stickers on every joker
photochad and planet cards do all the heavy lifting, and then they get 2 or 3 random ass jokers that get a free ride
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:38:57 AM No.721145070 [Report]
>>721132531 (OP)
Seethe more, Al Gore
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:40:15 AM No.721145126 [Report]
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bros when are we getting the blue stake change and new jokers?