Thread 721144149

Does anybody else feel like a video game character?

I'll pick up items around the house or at the store and say what they are out loud. I'll even rotate them to see every side like in L.A. Noire or Shenmue. Video games have affected my entire psyche, it's bizarre.

I live in Chicago. Every time a nigger comes into my house and steals everything that isn't nailed down, I feel like an NPC in a japanese rpg.

>>721144275
My condolences

Eileen shaving

>>721144149 (OP)
>Does anybody else feel like a video game character?
yeah I feel like I'm in a silent hill game except the game doesn't let me hit anyone with a metal pipe

>>721144149 (OP)
>Enter shop
>Take commodity on sale to the counter
>"I'm interested in this."

MI LIFE IS LIEK A VIDEOGAME

>>721144149 (OP)
Was Harry the only truly innocent guy? He just gets caught up in Silent Hill shenanigans.

>>721146856
Enlightening

>>721149525
>LIFE IS LIEK A VIDEOGAME
HERE IN
KEKBURG

>>721149556
Laura was too i think

>>721146856
this is funny because her full name is Eileen Galvin, but anon replaced Galvin with Shaving, both ending with "vin" and posting a .webm where she actually shaves.
It's funny, you get it? Hahaha.

>>721149556
>>721150078
Most SH protagonists didn't really do anything wrong, James and that twat from Homecoming being the exceptions although Downpour is debatable because its endings determined what Murphy actually did.

>>721149471
>take it to the counter
>"How much for this ware?"
>too much
>back out
>it vanishes from your hand and the shelf
FUCK YOU

>>721144149 (OP)
>calculate fastest speedrun route to destination
>backdash cancel for max speed
>drop one-liners on occasion
>yell "reveru uppu da!" on successful events
one day i will find out how to quick-save