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Anonymous No.721144616 [Report] >>721145526 >>721146126 >>721148809 >>721150716 >>721151271 >>721156062 >>721168832
>NOW TYRANDE WILL SURELY LOVE ME!

Why is every other character in Warcraft a gigantic retard?
Anonymous No.721145336 [Report] >>721145431 >>721152950 >>721154145
He should have fucked Kael'thas
Anonymous No.721145431 [Report] >>721145575
>>721145336
more like cu'ckthas
Anonymous No.721145453 [Report]
Has Blizzard always been full of pathetic simp writers?
Anonymous No.721145526 [Report]
>>721144616 (OP)
he fell for the BLACKED meme
Anonymous No.721145575 [Report] >>721145669 >>721150716
>>721145431
TFT campaign was fucking peak.
Makes me sad how weak and pathetic the followup in wow was, and we will never get warcraft 4 that ignores wow's existence.
Anonymous No.721145669 [Report] >>721146243 >>721151359
>>721145575
>and we will never get warcraft 4 that ignores wow's existence

Blizzard already introduced multiple timelines via Warlords of Draenor, so don't count that out.
Anonymous No.721145784 [Report] >>721146158 >>721146281 >>721150614 >>721150734 >>721151071 >>721151332 >>721153165 >>721153349 >>721157223 >>721159284 >>721165741
Why did Jaina kill her dad for protecting humans just because the orcs told her to?
Anonymous No.721146126 [Report] >>721168832
>>721144616 (OP)
>will fuck literally anything that moves except Illidan

what did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.721146158 [Report] >>721150585 >>721152896 >>721162830
>>721145784
She wanted to keep the peace o algo.

Pretty ironic that her actions eventually led to her kingdom getting nuked.
Anonymous No.721146201 [Report] >>721146428 >>721150815
Illidan is for Maiev anyway
Anonymous No.721146243 [Report]
>>721145669
Know what Warlords didn't introduce? A timeline where RTS isn't a dead genre only geriatrics pretend to like. So no, WC4 is never happening
Anonymous No.721146281 [Report]
>>721145784
the horde is so lucky...
Anonymous No.721146323 [Report] >>721150826 >>721160092
What was its effect on gaming as a whole?
Anonymous No.721146428 [Report] >>721150815 >>721165143 >>721168064
>>721146201
they must not be allowed to breed. The level of autism in their offspring would be dangerous
Anonymous No.721146505 [Report]
Well before the blue hair troons at neo blizzard took over the narrative, tyrande was actually kind of a two timing where leading Illidan on. The novels made her out to be way more opportunistic. She murdered a lot of night elves to jailbreak Illidan and asked him to save the world "if not for x, do it for me"(don't remember the exact quote).

Nowadays she's a donowrong girl boss and Illidan is an angry incel chucked by his dorky detached brother. Tyrande ending up with malfurion always made more sense but the path to get there and the way their stories have gone since then is just way too modern cuck murica
Anonymous No.721148809 [Report] >>721150791
>>721144616 (OP)
Good writing is the only thing they cant copy straight from WH:FB.
Anonymous No.721150475 [Report]
Me when I finally bench 150kgs
Anonymous No.721150585 [Report]
>>721146158
Theramore in WoW is embarrassingly tiny compared to what it looked like WC3
Anonymous No.721150614 [Report]
>>721145784
Daelin was too proud to give up his campaign against the Horde who broke out of their prison camps, killed a bunch of humans along the way then sailed halfway across the world like nothing happened. I can't remember if he advocated for their deaths along with Genn, but he probably wishes they exterminated every last orc man, woman and child. Jaina though? The decision tore her up, more so if you consider the long list of events afterwards. Hindsight seems to be the greatest enemy of any Warcraft character. They will do plan XYZ and get fucked by character XYZ who they either spared or never paid attention to.
Anonymous No.721150716 [Report] >>721151110 >>721165470 >>721166580
>>721144616 (OP)
Did you even play the game? He does it to get able to destroy Tichondrius. He needs chaos atk.
Never once he mentions Tyrande while doing it.

>>721145575
I'd rather not have any wc4 at all considering hots, reforged and wow.
Anonymous No.721150734 [Report] >>721150902
>>721145784
>Be Daelin
>Retarded
>Start a war no one asked for on a continent they have no authority over
>Get killed for it
I don't care if WoW recontextualised it later.
Anonymous No.721150791 [Report] >>721152350
>>721148809
>basic bitch gothic horror aesthetic
>copied from whfb
lol
Anonymous No.721150815 [Report] >>721151834
>>721146201
>>721146428
Anonymous No.721150826 [Report] >>721150904 >>721150978 >>721157851
>>721146323
We're still feeling all of the negative effects of assfaggots 2 decades later. WC3 in general popularizing heroes and shitty tacked on RPG elements has done irreparable damage to gaming.
Anonymous No.721150902 [Report] >>721150989
>>721150734
You know who else started a war no one asked for on a continent they have no authority over, multiple times?
Anonymous No.721150904 [Report]
>>721150826
>irreparable damage
That's a funny way of saying "it's popular", schizoid.
Anonymous No.721150978 [Report] >>721153258
>>721150826
according to most /v/irgins, including you, about 95% of all game mechanics have killed gaming and we shouldn't have evolved past pong.
>rolling and dodging is killing games!
>character growth and incremental progression is killing games!
>mana and cooldowns are killing games!
>convenient one-click multiplayer is killing games!
what the fuck do you even play?
Anonymous No.721150989 [Report]
>>721150902
The difference is that the orcs didn't whine about getting killed because of it. The primordial truth is that you win if you're the strongest, the orcs attack the eastern kingdoms and lost, they left kalimdor, daelin came across the fucking ocean and attacked the orcs and lost. It is as simple as that.
Anonymous No.721151071 [Report] >>721151146 >>721151509 >>721153041
>>721145784
And then orcs killed the humans anyway. So medivh straight out lied to Terenas when he said that the salvation of his people was in kalimdor.
Thanks wow.
Anonymous No.721151110 [Report]
>>721150716
>I'd rather not have any wc4 at all considering hots, reforged and wow.
Yeah it's way too late now. I'm not interested in a wc4 written by millenials and genz writers. Then again, as far as I know Metzen wrote Starcraft 2 still and look how that turned out, so idk, maybe people working in the game industry got brainrot after 2003.
Anonymous No.721151146 [Report] >>721151426 >>721151476
>>721151071
>Just let the plague ravage your kingdom and relocate west
Medivh is such a retard
Anonymous No.721151271 [Report]
>>721144616 (OP)
Retardation if it's cool, sells.
Anonymous No.721151332 [Report]
>>721145784
>Lol, bye

The way this scene was directed is unintentionally funny.
What did Jaina think at that moment?
Anonymous No.721151359 [Report] >>721151418
>>721145669
>via Warlords of Draenor
Caverns of Time was TBC
Anonymous No.721151418 [Report]
>>721151359
They did it even prior to TBC with those shitty books retconning wc3 with the time travel bullshit (Rhonin).
Anonymous No.721151426 [Report] >>721151720
>>721151146
Yes, yes, HOWEVER will Sylvanas get completely Kerrigan'd and redeemed?
Anonymous No.721151476 [Report] >>721151634
>>721151146
Medivh knew they couldn't beat the scourge and the legion on their own, so he wanted them to sail to Kalimdor to buy time and consolidate their forces/ally with the orcs, tauren and night elves.
Anonymous No.721151509 [Report]
>>721151071
>the salvation of his people was in kalimdor
was he not talking about the night elves and their ability to help against archimonde?
Anonymous No.721151634 [Report]
>>721151476
Nah, he's directly talking to the humans saying that the in the wc3 human campaign.
>Medivh: Hear me! The only hope for your people is to travel west to the forgotten lands of Kalimdor!
>The Prophet: Listen to me, boy. This land is lost! The shadow has already fallen, and nothing you do will deter it. If you truly wish to save your people, lead them across the sea... to the west.
Anonymous No.721151720 [Report] >>721151814 >>721152286 >>721153781
>>721151426
Where have you been?
Anonymous No.721151814 [Report]
>>721151720
Away.
oh shiiiiet
Anonymous No.721151834 [Report]
>>721150815
Anonymous No.721152286 [Report]
>>721151720
>That entire shit, just to spit on arthas one last time
ahahaha
Anonymous No.721152350 [Report]
>>721150791
Retard.
Never (you) me ever again.
Anonymous No.721152896 [Report] >>721153385
>>721146158
Shouldn't have destroyed Camp Taurajo
Anonymous No.721152950 [Report]
>>721145336
No all chat and Overwatch characters ruined that game.
Anonymous No.721153041 [Report]
>>721151071
Orcs are the bad guys of the series. The only appropriate answer to what to do with them at any point in the timeline is genocide.
Anonymous No.721153165 [Report]
>>721145784
wait, did they just make her do the death animation in slowmo?
Anonymous No.721153258 [Report] >>721162323
>>721150978
>retard only knows 4 types of games
get off my board eternal summerfag
Anonymous No.721153349 [Report] >>721153628 >>721153998
>>721145784
She later understood that her dad was right all along and the green menace needs to be eradicated.
Anonymous No.721153385 [Report] >>721153783
>>721152896
Anonymous No.721153460 [Report]
their level is low
Anonymous No.721153628 [Report]
>>721153349
and all it took was a brown orc blowing up her town.
Anonymous No.721153781 [Report] >>721153996 >>721169517
>>721151720
God Im trying to think of anything that was as destructive and pathetic as Shadowlands.
Im drawing a blank. Even shit like Other M was less shite. Only thing I can think of that out pathetics Shadowlands is TLOU2.
Anonymous No.721153783 [Report] >>721153918
>>721153385
>the forsaken are a blight on the land and won't stop killing us horrifically
>i know! we'll kill a bunch of tauren! that'll show those damned undead!
What strategy is this called?
Anonymous No.721153918 [Report] >>721153945
>>721153783
Opportunism
Alliance needed an easy W
Anonymous No.721153945 [Report]
>>721153918
Imagine losing to nothing but calcium and bad gas
Anonymous No.721153996 [Report]
>>721153781
You mean you DON'T like the rainbow squad at Blizzard using a democratic process to collectively write an expansion where you physically travel into an afterlife that's even more dystopian than Bleach to physically beat things up and then merrily go on your way back to the land of the living?
It's no wonder Benedictus decided to go rogue if the Old Gods clued him in to what everyone's actual fate is.
Anonymous No.721153998 [Report] >>721154076 >>721154150
>>721153349
And then she did another 180 and now loves orcs again
Anonymous No.721154076 [Report]
>>721153998
You can't really take WoW writing seriously. Even beyond an MMO setting needed permanent drama, it's so bad it's better to just consider the entire franchise fanfiction of earlier works.
Anonymous No.721154145 [Report]
>>721145336
Illidan in HoTS was either the worst feeder you have ever seen in your life, or Literally A Raid Boss that solo's the entire team and there was nothing else in between.
Anonymous No.721154150 [Report] >>721154274
>>721153998
They really, really shouldn't have gone with the dual faction system, it's stymied the setting completely.
Anonymous No.721154274 [Report] >>721154336 >>721155443
>>721154150
it's what made WoW so special in the early days though
Anonymous No.721154336 [Report] >>721154490
>>721154274
And in the long term it has only proven to be a detriment to storytelling, amongst other things
Anonymous No.721154490 [Report]
>>721154336
should have made a new faction with blood elves, naga and drenai (the wc3 ones, not the futa horsecock ones)
Anonymous No.721155443 [Report]
>>721154274
I thought being a cozy tab targeting mmo that anyone could pick up was what made WoW special? Alliance players bitch and moan every time they are forced to PvP
Anonymous No.721155996 [Report]
THIS KINGDOM

SHALL FALL
Anonymous No.721156062 [Report] >>721156140
>>721144616 (OP)
Fell is retard juice. Just ask the Orcs.
Anonymous No.721156140 [Report]
>>721156062
He needed chaos atk to defeat Tichondrius retard. And Fel Orcs are op as fuck because they deal chaos dmg as well.
Anonymous No.721156341 [Report]
Sex with tauren women in skimpy armor
Anonymous No.721156969 [Report] >>721157230 >>721158064
Furbolgs should be playable, change my mind
Anonymous No.721157223 [Report] >>721157440 >>721168750
>>721145784
Why the hell did kultirans, in the middle of the ocean, go to dustwallow marsh of all places, and then from there tried to expand into...fucking durotar the giga shithole the orcs only went to because no one else wanted it? Why didnt they expand into tanaris or the barrens or azhara or even circle out to feralas?
Anonymous No.721157230 [Report]
>>721156969
I wanted the fish people
Anonymous No.721157440 [Report]
>>721157223
I think Kul Tirans are neutral and the Night Elves would shove their shit in
Anonymous No.721157851 [Report]
>>721150826
Cry fag, hero units were kino.
Anonymous No.721158064 [Report] >>721158664
>>721156969
Too bad, you get hideous troll elf halfbreeds that no one's ever going to play instead
Anonymous No.721158664 [Report]
>>721158064
Blizzard will do literally anything except give people what they want
Anonymous No.721158840 [Report] >>721159091 >>721159432
Who is Lady Vashj for?
Anonymous No.721159091 [Report]
>>721158840
Corpse kissers
Anonymous No.721159284 [Report] >>721164815
>>721145784
>FATHER WHY WOULDNT YOU LISTEN TO THE GREEN PEACEFUL ORCORINOS THAT LITERALY JUST KILLED YOU YOU NEED TO BECOME BETTER MAAAAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous No.721159417 [Report] >>721159501 >>721159545 >>721159568 >>721159679 >>721161009 >>721165675
>Arthas = Retard
>Jaina = Retard
>Uther = Retard
>Muradin = Retard
>Mal'Ganis = Retard
>Thrall = Retard
>Grom = Retard
>Cenarius = Retard
>Mannoroth =Retard
>Kel'Thuzad = cool guy
>Lich King = Retard
>Sylvanas = Retard
>Antonidas = Retard
>Tyrande = Retard
>Furion = Retard
>Illidan = Mega Retard
>Maiev = Retard
>Archimonde = Retard
>Tichondrius = Retard
>Varimathras = Retard
>Garithos = Based
>Anu'Barak = Bro4lyfe
>Kil'Jaeden = Retard
>Kael = Retard
>Lady Vashj = Cute Retard
>Medivh = King Retard

Is there a single smart character in Warcraft?
Anonymous No.721159432 [Report]
>>721158840
dropped plotline about azshara rebelling against the legion by helping illidain
Anonymous No.721159501 [Report] >>721159701
>>721159417
Unironically Garrosh
Say what you will about him being an unga bunga warrior gorilla but the guy gets results.
Anonymous No.721159545 [Report]
>>721159417
Dude, Garithos was probably the most retarded character in all of Warcraft.
Anonymous No.721159568 [Report]
>>721159417
Jailer. He tried.
Anonymous No.721159679 [Report] >>721159764 >>721165675
>>721159417
>Garithos
Retard who didn't trust elves that were literally on his side, but then trusted an elf who was DEFINITELY not on his side
Anonymous No.721159701 [Report] >>721160348
>>721159501
For an orc supremacist it's embarrassing how little orcs under Garrosh' command actually accomplished.
Anonymous No.721159764 [Report]
>>721159679
just proves him right
Anonymous No.721160092 [Report] >>721160394 >>721161168 >>721161870
>>721146323
How do people do the abaility effects that move units around not instantly but pushing around?
I wanna make my own map but there are no useful resources for this shit.
Anonymous No.721160348 [Report]
>>721159701
Horde has always btfo the Alliance. Blizz love their dindus.
Anonymous No.721160394 [Report]
>>721160092
Are you having a stroke?
Anonymous No.721161009 [Report]
>>721159417
Gazlowe
Anonymous No.721161168 [Report]
>>721160092
You do it with "Point with Polar offset" and you teleport the unit by 1 unit.
...then wait 0.01 seconds of game time.
...then you teleport the unit by 1 unit.
...then wait 0.01 seconds of game time.
...then you teleport the unit by 1 unit.
...then wait 0.01 seconds of game time.
...then you teleport the unit by 1 unit.
...then wait 0.01 seconds of game time.
...then you teleport the unit by 1 unit.

and so on.

It sounds retarded but it works PERFECTLY, this is how the Force Staff in Dota works.

You can even just make one trigger that "every 0.01 seconds" pushes every unit in the group pushed_unit by 1 unit in a direction.
Then you add and remove units from the group pushed_unit.

Ask these questions in the forum of The Hive Workshop.
Anonymous No.721161870 [Report] >>721162437
>>721160092
Don't do it, it's not worth your time
World Editor is too clumsy. Get the game dev pill and download Godot with some assets and do stuff there.
Anonymous No.721162323 [Report] >>721164395
>>721153258
Just answer the fucking question dork
Anonymous No.721162437 [Report] >>721162769
>>721161870
kys
Anonymous No.721162769 [Report]
>>721162437
No U
Anonymous No.721162830 [Report]
>>721146158
WoW is noncanon
Anonymous No.721164395 [Report]
>>721162323
You're arguing with an actual retard, man. Don't bother.
Anonymous No.721164815 [Report]
>>721159284
Never stop king
Anonymous No.721165143 [Report] >>721165545
>>721146428
>Worlds youngest Night Elf has mainly Gnome friends and thinks flight paths should be replaced by a high-speed train network.
I can see it.
Anonymous No.721165470 [Report]
>>721150716
That was just a perfect excuse for Illidan to gain more power. He has always been power hungry.
Anonymous No.721165545 [Report]
>>721165143
>tech elf invents trains for the third time this year
ENOUGH
Anonymous No.721165675 [Report]
>>721159679
>>721159417
shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DghGagr3udA
Anonymous No.721165741 [Report]
>>721145784
Because Jaina was and will always be a badly written character
Anonymous No.721165796 [Report] >>721166034 >>721166347
What custom maps are you playing?
Anonymous No.721166034 [Report]
>>721165796
DBZ tribute
Anonymous No.721166347 [Report] >>721166578 >>721167498 >>721167598
>>721165796
i played most of pic rel, and my personal favorite was fight of characters ,can you still play these custom maps in reforged?
Anonymous No.721166578 [Report]
>>721166347
>reforged
Anonymous No.721166580 [Report] >>721166630 >>721167487
>>721150716
I killed Tichondrius without needing the chaos damage. Granted, it took awhile. They should have made a secret ending if you did that, or continued the story with Ilidan not transforming into a demon.
Anonymous No.721166630 [Report]
>>721166580
You can kill Cenarius too
Anonymous No.721167487 [Report]
>>721166580
You can kill Archimonde
Anonymous No.721167498 [Report]
>>721166347
Yes
Anonymous No.721167598 [Report]
>>721166347
A straight port from the old map files to the reforged map files works perfectly
Anonymous No.721168064 [Report]
>>721146428
They would be the single most autistic elf to ever exist in history.
Anonymous No.721168750 [Report]
>>721157223
Kalimdor was meant to be a way smaller continent than what we got in WOW
Anonymous No.721168832 [Report]
>>721146126
More like what did the writer mean by that.
>>721144616 (OP)
>Why is every other character in Warcraft a gigantic retard?
Because writers decided so.
/thread
Anonymous No.721168909 [Report]
just played the retail goblin tutorial, it was kino
Anonymous No.721169517 [Report]
>>721153781
Dawntrail is definitely giving Shadowlands a run for it's money, at least in the story department.

I guess it's "better" because all the negative elements are attached to 1-2 characters that we'll never see again post 7.3, meanwhile WoW has only gotten more faggoty with time since SL.