Thread 721147279

do you believe?

>>721147279 (OP)
Well, is she a weirdo?

NEKO NEKO NEKO
NEH NEH NEH

NIGGA

love calzone
simple as

>>721147832
WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAN SAY THAT

Yo

>>721147864
she's a black horse

>>721147976
Bossu.

>>721147279 (OP)
>>721147681
Are these 3 just a generic replacement for BWN?

>>721147976
Sweep cute

>>721147279 (OP)
Miscreant's motto

>>721147279 (OP)
tldr? im not reading all that

>>721149264
yea it says your mom is a whore

>>721149139
I didn't like her style at first but the zoomer horse has grown on me.

>>721149339
Magnetic energy

>>721149339
I don't get why did they make her a zoomer, Helios is a horse from the 80s

>>721149139
So if i play Helios carees, i will get a threesomes?

>>721149745
My dear whore wife

>>721149139
Uma courtship rituals are very strange.

Torena-san?

Did you know? These Umas fugged IRL.

Torena-san!

TORENA-SAN!!!

>>721150739
>>721150780
Fuck off Bakushin it's my day off!

>>721150739
>>721150780
>>721150827
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>721150739
>>721150780
>>721150827
You know what happens to fiveheads with that haircut. You were warned, now get your bum out.

Seems like a few anons on here are very interested in making Curren work for this CM, how did she perform in the rooms lf yesterday?

>>721147279 (OP)
I thought Bakushin is the OG stupid sprinter?

>>721151592
More got released during the 3rd year

>>721151734
Are those 3 all sprinters?

>>721151830
Yep

>>721151845
Interesting. Always good to have more sprinters but unless they also increase the number of sprint races it's still going to feel like a barbones distance

>>721151983
They do increase the number of dirt G1 races eventually, but I'm afraid they are limited when it comes to sprint until JRA elevate more sprint races into G1.

>>721152073
So JP still has the same number of sprints? That sucks, I think there are only 2 G1s right? Sprinter Stakes and that one along with Osaka Hai

>>721150206
Sorry ningen but she has her eyes for Ruby only

>>721150739
>>721150780
>>721150827
I'm so scared rn

>>721147279 (OP)
I GOTTA BELIEVE!

>>721152184
But all umas want trainer cock in the end

>>721152337
Not all

>>721152260
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the furry porn dump thread marked for deletion is 2 pages down

Anyone running Bakushin ace?

>>721152401
Vodka specially loses to trainer cock, this is just twitter headcannon

>>721152471
I don't know if you're familiar with the tsundere trope but the only person Daiwa likes is vodka and vice versa

>>721152505
Vodka tries to act all cool but ends up becoming submissive to Torena-san

>>721152584
Nigga she considers us her buddy

>>721152627
Yeah, fuckbuddy

>>721152401
>>721152505
I wish I could print out that one C.S. Lewis quote on a board and beat you over the head with it.

>>721152668
No
Aibo strictly partner

Bakushinly Victory! Hahahaha!

>>721152739
Delusional yuritard

>>721147350
Believe has a main hobby of toppling domino stones, so she somewhat fits the autism (short-distance) trio.
Durandal is obsessed with medieval stuff and pretty much calls the Trainer character "my lord/liege" (waga no kimi). She always looks forward to be praised too
Calstone Light O is the biggest autist in the group however: she wants to run at the speed of light and only in straight lines (no turns allowed). Her way of running applies to her mentality too, instantly straightforward and on point (no hidden ulterior motives).

>>721152802
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36NHQCYjBvs&list=PLbRq7_wpPI8kvLaCk584jRnY7DnQO0hhR&index=5&pp=iAQB

>>721151116
Not good. I even try it on some random vtumor room and she managed to proc everything yet still lost to Amazon.

>>721153201
>Losing to Shitazon
Literally how?

>>721153140
Umayon is not representative, I play the game and I know that Vodka wants trainer bf

>>721148476
they're the sprinter BNW

>>721153315
Lost by a neck. Unsu still won the room though.

>>721153613
Which one of the 3 is the best purely from meta standpoint?

why are sprinters the most autistic racists?

>>721153876
The less meters on a race -> less neurons required

>>721153695
i don't play jp but the tier list for sprints last i chcked was BIG horse, curren whore bride and Durandal

>>721154115
>Curren bride
Oh no an excuse to pull an even sluttier version of my slut gf, the horror...

>>721153876
No think, just zoom.

>>721154115
Where could I check these JP tier lists

>>721154571
scroll down
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258347

>>721154714
Thanks lad. Akebono being a sprinter is so funny, fat fuck could probably only run those distances without gassing

>>721154714
>OG Suzuka and OG Oguri are enough for S rank in every CM category except Long
>every S and SS for Long CMs is not yet on global
That's not too bad, the real powercreep is in cards and scenarios.

>>721154838

I mean the real horse was the heaviest to ever win a G1. And that weight is muscles, not fat. It's pretty natural to be bad at endurance contests at that point.

>>721154714
>>721155079
I don't think I like any of the designs of the Long SS umas. Opera's alt outfit is such a downgrade from her original

>>721155407
I didn't even look at the TT lists, but you're right that Opera looks worse than the normal outfit.

>>721155665
Unless you can change her outfit for the races, which Idk if you can do

Big Mac-chan post.

>>721155907
McQueen-Size

>>721155407
The animation is at least funny.

>>721155907
I still can't believe McCopes tried to set her as the queen /v/ma for winning 1(ONE) race out of 4

Why does Grass Wonder so strong and versatile ?

Another day another borrow wasted. Another only blue inspirations.

>>721156143
2 things stopping me from trying her
>Don't have enough stars and the club shop is too expensive
>Her career is pretty incompatible with Mile stats
What do Grassbro?

>>721155305
I'm looking forward to her banner. She seems like a pretty fun character to train.

>>721156337
Opera bird lives rent free in my head.

Is there any new about what is gonna happen on September 22 yet?

>>721153876
No thinking required, just go fast

>>721156465
All our favorite umas become real.

>>721155407
i like it

>>721156528
>All our favorite umas become real.
Spec-chan pls suck my ass

>>721155665
>>721156337
>>721156461
Opera is so fucking funny, she isn't meant to wear generic drapes like these. THEY EVEN REMOVED THE CROWN FFS
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/101502-tm-opera-o

>>721156528
but they ARE/WERE real....

>>721156528
Oh. Poor Rice and Vodka then...

>>721156615
Don't remind me...

This is my best King Halo, where should I put her on team trials?
>Inb4 glue
Not an option

What the fuck?

>>721156805
Ass Wonder...

>>721156698
In Sprint, where I hope you would have wanted to put her, she could do fine until group 4. Still you can improve on her stamina and power, can you post your deck used?

>>721156698
Either mile or sprint. she won't make it on Medium with that low stam.

>>721156698
you're in autofill territory

>>721157052
My cards are quite limited, got no speed card outside of S ranks that is at all uncapped

>>721156698
>not enough stam for medium
>not enough power for mile
>not enough speed for sprint
>>721157152

>>721155898
You can later on in an update. This is normal Vivlos wearing her swimsuit alt for example.

>>721158135
>enemy team thinks it's smaru
>it's actually just vanilla wearing the outfit
TRICKED

>>721158135
what about racing outfits?

>>721158217
Trainers are so fucking lucky, these creatures are pure sex machines and most of the time they want to marry you as soon as their careers are over. When will we discover dimensional travel?

>>721158473
the dimensional merge will happen soon, don't expect it to be good for you though

>>721158584
I will be getting my torena license and putting all my net worth into going to Tracen

>>721158135
>Will be able to run the meta version of Opera with her amazing default outfit
IT'S OVER. THE FUTURE IS FOR OPERACHADS

>>721158638
that's a boy

>>721158638
ins't even the best tomboy in the family

>>721159217
Tomboy with tits > Tomboy without tits

>>721159217
But she's the best tomboy in my family

Scanning the catalog for the thread is getting more and more difficult for a witlet like me.

There's a derby today and can't watch it because its on some dumb sports channel in some dumb city.

>>721159612
Palmer and bright are cuter

>>721159827
You may have them anon

DAHBY

>>721157304
Ok I see. The only thing you could improve for now is having two stamina and dropping the power one. You can build B power with three speed cards easy. Also you could use another wit card, yours is quite weak, I mean there are better wit card not capped then Nice Nature support.

>>721158135
why are all the siblings in uma all so loaded?

>>721160256
>Feeder Oguri
Such thought never crossed my mind

>start game
>do tutorial
>literally what the fuck do I do next
>close game

Why can't I just do a single player campaign straight off? What the fuck is the veteran system? Do I just pick one horse girl and level her up? Am I supposed to be working on that new tournament the loli owner was talking about?

PWAH
KAAAHBY

>>721160468
It's a roguelite, you can't just level up one girl forever. You do a campaign and at the end you get a Veteran copy of girl that you can't do another campaign with but she can do PVP stuff now. (The original trainee is still there to do more campaigns with) The veteran has the stats you trained her to have, and she gets Blue/Pink/White "Inspiration" sparks at the end of the campaign, which you can use as the parent for your next trainee to make her stronger. Then the new trainee will get a Veteran version, and you can use her to make the next trainee stronger, etc etc. If you got lucky the inspiration sparks that is.

>>721160468
>career
>pick a horse
>play the game
sometimes I wonder if /v/ros even play games at this point

>>721160468
career mode culminates in the loli tournament
That's the main game. Pick a horse, do it. Then do it again. And again.
There's shops and banners and stuff everywhere though and everything says NEW! so it's very cluttered at the beginning, yeah

>>721160157
I suppose Vodka was overdoing it since Halo already has +20 to Strenght training, but Nature is my best Wit card or one with highest level Other than Dober one and I quite like how easy it is to get her to rainbow with first event
>>721157152
>>721157673
Eh what can you do, I'll stay in the class5-class6 roundabout for now

>>721160635
Stupid mini horse.

>>721160468
-Choose a horse girl
-Run Career mode and finish it
-Run another career mode and use your horse girl that completed the career to get stats boost
-Repeat until you get a horse girl with good stats and relevant skills
-Now you can sign her up to different events and make her run against other people's horses.

EIYA SHAKARU!

>>721159791
Can't find a free livestream of the derby... no G1 races today...

>>721153876
If you did 100m in school, all you need is fast. Run straight. Go ALL OUT! RUN EVERYWHERE! RUN AROUND THE HOUSE, UP STAIRS, IN BED!!! WOOOOOOOOO SPEEEEEEEED!!!!

is 1200/601+/901+/301+/601+ stats a gaslight?
how can I even achieve these?
can someone post yours please

>>721161385
focus on speed, power and 600 wit for pace and fronts
601 on stam and 301 on guts does give a speed boost but it's so minimal that it doesn't really matter, it's not worth getting over more power for example, you need around 900 total stam + guts to finish the race accounting for debuffers and all without gassing out, but you can use greens if you don't get there and stam debuffers will be very rare
also that picture fucking sucks and people should stop posting it so much, just watch Seriru's video

>>721161385
It's not gaslighting.
>1200 speed
Use 3 or 4 speed cards, and ideally have +20% speed growth.
>600 stam
Sparks and a few stam clicks throughout career. Summer can help here since your training level for it will be low otherwise. You also get a bunch from power trainings.
>900 power
You'll get power from speed training and you want power cards as well, so this is plenty achievable.
>300 guts
All that really matters is that you don't run out of gas, if you have extra stamina you don't need 300 guts. Trainee events often have guts choices, use those to avoid wasting turns.
>600 wit
Get lucky wit trainings and maybe bring a wit card. This is more important for Groundwork front runners, other positions can make do with less.

>>721161385
you want max speed and as much power as possible, 550 stam to not gas out, high wit if you run Front runners, the 601+ stam/301+ guts is for a (miniscule) hidden speed boost

>>721161385
If you don't have MLB cards you're not hitting it, but at least you don't need that much Wit if you're not a front runner

>>721161385
>The highest affinity I can plan for Bakushin is 82
It's over

>>721161385
Not really, but the pic is generally bad and has no context
600+ wit for fronts, the usual 400 (plus as much as you can) for other styles

>>721161385
>>721161593
We had a discussion about this a few days back. Aside from a twitter post from 2021, we have no actual evidence of a speed boost being real

>>721161703
You can't get double circle with Bakushin, she has low affinity with everyone

>>721161864
Then the only option I have is to run a billion careers, since getting groundwork and Mile S on her will be much more unlikely

>>721161385
you can but you need to lucksack like crazy
I think I can't build another one like this

>>721161796
I didn't even mention the speed boost in my post, but anyway we also had an anon do actual calculations which found that it's a small boost not worth prioritizing. Independent of the boost you want around 900 total in stam and guts combined to have enough gas to finish the race.

I hate wom*n so much I only use the Umas based off male horses.

>>721160635
You can't fix her btw

>>721162014
So 601 and 301 stm/guts not a fixed requirements

>>721161990
Holy shit those stats are insane, is it full MLB + God sparks?

>>721161990
didn't this vodka lose to a 700 power one last night?

Which horses are canonically mentally retarded?

>>721161572
>>721161609
so the speed boost doesn't really matter then
is it like double circle green speed skill?

sorry danchou... i couldn't play much yesterday because i was sick...

Fuji soon bros...

>>721161385
>post yours
Not doing front runners so moving the extra wit over to power, but you get the idea

>>721162135
never tested it in /v/ cm rooms, but she often loses in public rooms against groundwork fronts
>>721162125
this deck and 9*stam and 9*power parents

>>721162135
Late surger are gamblers, if they activate their skills at the right time they win, but also that vodka needs Ryans and Marus unique

>>721162242
It's the lowest on the priority list. If you can tick off every other box you might as well go for it but you shouldn't prioritise it.

>>721162242
yeah around that, it will only matter in the perfect circumstances where everyone has 1200 speed and 1200 power and the exact same skills and exact same proc activation, all of which can be changed by just luck, so you can ignore it

>>721162315
I'll miss out on her just like I missed out on Seiun. The saddest faggot in /v/ma, king of Seiunlets and Fujilets

>>721162419
>but she often loses in public rooms
public rooms have a lot of whales, so if you end up at 2nd or 3rd place, you should be good, but also Front Runners don't need Mile S that much if they have the correct skills, but Later Surgers do need it to stand a chance against them.

>>721162242
>>721162090
Yeah it's pretty much exactly that. IIRC it's a 12.5% speed stat boost (which is worse than a boost to actual speed; that's what distance aptitude does) with 601/301, but you still get 7.5% at 301/001. So with 1200 the difference between those is exactly 60 (150 vs 90). If you hit one of 601 stam or 301 guts the difference is even smaller, and you should be hitting at least one to survive the race at all.

>>721162391
That's not a boob window, that's a goddamn door with a small curtain

>>721161385
How should I be training my wedding Mayano and Wedding Air Groove? Will probably go with either Daiwa as a third ace or Grass Wonder for debuff.

>>721162487
Nuh uh
You've been blessed by the numbered Fuji image posts
That Fujikiseki is in the bag

>>721155305
Tall (by Japanese standards) big tits young horse wife.

>>721162815
I still shouldn't pull on her without a full spark...

>>721155305
In the same way Quarter horses are also heavier than thouroghbreds (so named because they outspeed thouroughbreds for 1/4 mile)

>>721162643
Funny thing is she's not even that big to burst buttons. She must do that on purpose

>>721162828
>The real Hishi Akebono was a huge fat fuck
>This translates to the uma version being "freakishly" tall
>Only 180cm
I hate the Japanese sense of height

>>721162973
Everything will be ok

>>721163040
I don't think it has buttons there, actually, and given that the racewear is all custom made to my knowledge, she decided that boob window really suits her moderate, by Uma standards, breasts

>>721163132
To be fair, they are short over there

>>721162726
Please help me Anons I want my daughter wife and Groovy wife to be at their best!

>>721163589
Dunno about Groove but Wedding Maya can do well in any strategy that's not Front, which is gonna be rough since Frontrunning is favored heavily this CM.

>>721163589
I don't own them but if their own skills are easy to activate in that track you can use them I think
you just need to meet the required stats

>>721162315
>>721162391
>>721162815
>>721163167
>>721163385
Tell me about Kiseki, why does she have that boob window

OP was too subtle I don't recognize those JP only horses at all.

>>721163589
Mayano can run Front since she has the Wit buff, but she needs to inherit all of the good Front skills so you need a legacy for her.
Wedding Air Groove is super Pace Chaser focused compared to base, and they're supposed to be awful this CM, but I'm running one anyway. Can't help you though

>>721163847
Wedding Mayanos is great because it has two places it can activate with two different effects. If you are towards the front you get a velocity boost, and I'd you are towards the back you get an acceleration boost. Would be playing her Pace Chaser most likely unless I can get Front Runner sparks with mile and good stats boosts.

>>721163893
ventilation

>it's another "two gold inspirations, zero aptitude upgrades" episode
This anime is SHIT.

>>721163968
Ill be using Mihono Bourbon and Kitasan Black, both MLB, SO Front Ru Ning skills likely wont be an issue if I can get her to at least A aptitude without giving up on Mile and stats. With a C I just don't see her positioning herself well enough to win.

I love the little arm wiggle agnes does

>>721163893
she has big boobs

>>721164181
>it's another "gold inspirations but mediocre skills" episode

>>721164510
Ticket has big boobs

>>721164510
For you

>>721164430
It only works when she has her signature clothes. Otherwise the animation just looks retarded.

>>721164526
>400 stam

>>721164510
They're medium by uma standards

I still have never made an A uma.
Highest score I've gotten is a 9,405 Seiun Sky

>>721164858
Never give up

>>721164858
post deck

This awkward tenting is very realistically what it looks like if someone's clothes are ill-fitting for her tits
Good job devs

>>721164858
Both of my A umas are bad, although Scarlet wins TT sometimes anyway but I'm in a low class
My next one will be bad too, I feel it.

Where are da gibs?

>>721164971
Also side note how do I build her

>>721164909
I won't. But I feel like I need to figure that out first before I start training for the next CM

>>721164971
Too bad she has the worst hair in the series

>>721165179
I think its cute and seems fun to ruffle!

>>721164971
Boob tents are hot

>>721165105
built for the box

>>721165179
It's a mod haircut!

>watch a Umamusume video
>youtube feed starts recommending this
Are they trying to pipeline me into being a real horsefag

>>721165632
I keep getting recommended the Gold Ship firetruck video

>>721165632
Left isn't even that bad unless you smell something from it. Just use a hoofpick to clear it out

>>721165632
>you will never clean the sweaty soles and toes of your uma after a race
why live

>>721164950
Tried posting from my tablet where the game and screenshots are but cloudflare was going crazy. I know my biggest problem is the highest stamina card I have is 1LB =(

>>721166020
My trophy room REEKS of Uma feet scent from the Legend Races anyways

>>721163589
I think OG air groove is better so you can run her as late surger. Her unique has high roll chance to be better than oguri(late surger are about high roll dice anyway) with amazing stat growth for this scenario.

lmao

>>721166756
Who can stop Opera?

Opera's race is over already? How the fuck am I supposed to unlock her, these stars are worthless

>>721166047
cute boy

>>721166810
The Superior Agnes

>>721166940
Hope you roll into her later on or wait until Legend races become daily and start grinding 1, yes 1, star a day until you get her. That or you spark her on the anniversary banner.

>>721166940
I mean they won't give *3 for FREE. Do you believe cyjews will do that? At most you can wait when they implement stars farming for some old and busted umas later on.

>>721159791
>sports are dying!
>sport broadcast networks are dying!
>what do we do?
>lets put sports in even more expensive and exclusive services that aren't even available worldwide, that should help
these retards will do the most stupid things before setting up a decent livestream service where you don't have to jump through several hoops to watch the things you want to watch, like 15k people were cucked out of the Saratoga G1 because some stupid exclusivity deal

>>721166810
I wonder who...

>>721167076
>>721167085
I hate the fact that I missed her launch banner, now I have like 100 stars but I can't get her because statues won't work until I pull her

>>721167246
Happens to me too, but on the bright side it will be easier for you to get her to her fourth star when you do finally get her

>>721167376
I don't know when but I'll join you Operachads at some point

>>721167439
If it helps you, I, too, am an Operalet, so we can suffer together

>beat her in first try
neat. I dont have to stress about it anymore

>>721167625
I got her with my Golshi who I tried to stamina max(only got to 850 or so)
She is wiping the floor with these long race legends

>>721167105
Isn't Sprinter's Stakes (JP) next week too?

I'll probably be able to get Super Creek into Super Tits by the time this legend race is over. I'm so excited bros, her outfit and Swinging Maestros in my possession

>>721168016
and the l'arc prix is in two weeks

After I finally got Oguri and built her for Dirt in TT I'm winning Dirt races more often!
Pic related, she's very good at cheering on SEKAI SAIKYOU.

>>721168306
Haru...

>>721168126
I hope you have fun with her! Pot5 + 3 star Super Creek is ridiculously easy mode for her career, even with the 5% debuff.

>>721167105
Mean while plenty of smaller tracks try to advertise themselves. Welcome to this Dirtlot between DC and Baltimore!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xmJWXicek8

(I'm not gonna actively report this. Going to do some chores and see if I can find a free stream for PARX G1s including the Pennsylvania Derby. If someone finds a yaarrrr stream, please do post!)

>>721147279 (OP)
Why are sprinters so much stranger than the average uma?

>>721168498
>Pegster

>>721168418
Yeah I can't wait, I swear they look bigger in the outfit. Plus hopefully I can understand better how to work with her when the debuff hits in Classic year, since last time I had a really tough time

>>721168498
If you're the anon that's been posting all these small tracks, thanks. It's been nice having races on my second monitor when working on things.

>>721168418
>even with the 5% debuff
what 5% debuff?

>>721167246
I keep thinking of ways to make the grind less miserable while not removing the gacha element entirely (letting you buy stars for non-unlocked trainees with statues at a much higher rate, letting you convert stars at something like a 5:1 ratio, making clovers... worth anything, really) and it's all an exercise in futility since I know that these bad decisions are deliberate to make piggies open their wallet
I hate that I like this game, I really do sometimes

>>721168670

She has a forced debuff you can't remove for a while in career that gives +5% training fail chance. You eventually get stats, mood up and some positive buff after she recovers. It's referring the fact that the real horse had to take a long time off from racing due to injury.

>>721168615
I just do every G1 race during that time and get it out of the way. It effects training but not races. The two races that you're suppose to do but bail out get a special cutscene if you win those two particular race and you get no energy drain.

>>721168670
Like her real life counterpart, she get boneitis during the classic year and people started talking shit that you're a bad trainer. This get cured later on.

>>721168842
>Artist still manages to make the tail appear from nowhere from that angle.
Sexo still.

Show me your Miles Cup deck

>>721168842
that artist is really good with uma lewds, my favorite is the condor + grass one

>>721168498
>It was a preview show
I HATE THE JEWS

>>721162056
She look like a great NTR plot!

>>721169074
why the fuck are you running two wit cards nigga

>>721169074
>Two wit cards
For what purpose?

>>721169178
Smarf

>>721169176
>>721169178
I thought more Wit is better...?

>>721168867
Which 2 races would those be? It will give me more motivation to do her career proper once I get her outfit

>>721169074
what are you doing??
MLB Kita and essentially nothing else?
1* spe 1*sta, late and pace mix
Is MLB Vodka going to get you 600 stam on her own?

watch out /v/, she's here!

>>721169074
Don't you want oguri rental here to double the gold accel?

>>721169242
More wit IS better, but not at the expense of other stats, and training wit instead of just resting is not as economical as people made it out to be. You don't need 1000+ wit, and you SHOULD just rest sometimes.

>>721169350
What should i do then?

>>721169242
I hope you didn't fall for this

>>721169402
I also saw Gold City there too! She dresses like a slut, goddamn

>>721169328
Satsuki Sho and Japanese Derby.

>>721169402
I like Tamamo, she's funny. When is her banner?

>>721169402
>(Spring) (Hard)
Something of mine is springing hard alright. It's my carats waiting to fucking get her already. God damn Cygames stop making me wait.

>>721169509
Thanks lad, will go all in on Super Tits

>>721169576
Not soon enough
https://uma.moe/timeline

>>721156337
This goddamn image has broken me. Every single time I do Opera O's career I can only think of her saying 'sweet doto' every single time Doto is on screen. I live for Opera O bothering Doto those girls are simply the goofiest besties ever

>2 AI generals
Well, hopefully /v/ma is off the hook now

>>721169242
witlet logic

>>721169402
It's funny how future umas start appearing in races at some point, I wonder when are they getting added, as an asset

>>721169462
>40 fucking minutes to explain that sometimes you should train wit instead of resting
I hate jewtubers so much

>>721169074
Holy shit explode

>Click the wrong choice
>Get Rainy Days instead of Wet COndition
Run is ruined

>>721170058
terrorist anon...

>>721170030
anything for ad revenue

>>721169504
She has two alts but they're not great either. If you want a white woman horse with a good outfit you'll have to wait for Durandal.

>30% failure: Success
>2% failture: Failure

>>721170179
why did you think dressing like a slut wasn't a compliment?

>>721169460
I don't know what trainee you're using or which running style. All of the sparks are pretty worthless
Flash and Vodka are good for lates, Kita for everything obviously. Sunday is fine as a go to wit card if you want to bring one for lates still, and has Tail Held High. NN is the odd one out. Either stam card if you have no access to stam sparks, or another power card if you do
Helios - all rounder, good mile skills
Hishi - weaker skills but good stam boost
Biwa - stam boost but bad events
Bourbon - fronts only
More cards really, the MLB Kita is great but has little support
With this you MIGHT cap speed with all the extra wit training and rest skipping, but you're going to have poor stam and power so that's what to patch up
Mile or turf pink sparks are preferred

>>721169504
look at those tummy on this slut

>>721169074
I'm using this for Vodka. I have an LB1 Vodka that I swap for one of the other power cards when I'm raising another girl.

>>721170337
My trainee is Grass Wonder

How does the game decide what distance the URA finale is going to have? I keep aiming for Long distance but I always get medium for some reason

>>721170484
Depends on what type of race you did the most, counting the obligatory races and the side races you did later

>>721170364
Yeah i'm doing 4/2 on lates with Hishi swapped in over Bourbon for extra stam
I'm liking bringing both Helios and Flash for extra energy up events
0LB Vodka swapped in when I can as well too - great skills and skill 50 specialty prior at 0
Tried 3/2/1, 3/3, all sorts of spark combos, but 4/2 was what I went back to

>>721170691
I'd use Amazon but she's LB2 so no bonus stamina. I was using Biwa because she had specialty priority and stamina bonus, but she rapes your energy so hard I swapped off.

>>721147279 (OP)
I believe in Joe Hendry

>>721170484
Golshi with 2 optional Long races will get Long finals. One of the easiest ways to do it.

>>721169074
I'm still experimenting a bit. Helios refuses to give me anything other than Sympathy. It's been hard to reach good stats lately too, even with a deck like that.
I might have to drop Fine Motion for a power card and go for a full Late Surgers team composition.

What the fuck is Widen field of view with heightened observation mid-race mean?

>>721171354
It gives your Uma a better view of the box she's in

>>721147681
>>721147832
>>721153876

>>721170415
I found she needs more help with stam than Vodka. I don't bring Wit card, but that's personal preference. Sunday is fine for aforementioned THH and has mood up events which Grass usually seems to need
If I don't get a few double rainbows on power in the run, I don't get stam up enough. I'll train stam without a card if there's a good stack up on it, but having to do that too often is bad for final power value
Ideally I'd trade out the guts and speed sparks for powers, but I'm not using guests for this.
I don't mind the stray medium spark - she runs many mediums in her career and is a B in it so this ups it to A. She can struggle with the first mediums in classic year if stam is still low and she's a B in it (and still with A if stam is low)

>>721169402
But I've been racing Tama with Ogurin for months now?

>Perfect run
>Got almost all the skil i need
>Got Late Surger S, Turf S
>No Professor of curvature
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How did I miss this thread? This is my first attempt at the Erudite Bird, of course I missed Groundwork, Turf, and Mile, but I think it turned out decent. I’ve still got 200 skill points to spend. Does this seem like I’m on the right track?

>>721171354
those skills do almost nothing don't pick them

>>721171440
Worth getting it?

Is Yaeno a good choice for my borrow slot? I have Kitasan LB2 but my power cards aren't actually that good. Amazon is only LB1 for example

Halo why do you keep leaning into the camera like Creek? Your breasts aren't nearly as large and your outfit has no boob window

>>721171719
I don't think it's really worth it, maybe if you got the points to spare after getting the skills you really need. Just because they can see the box better doesn't always mean they can break out of it.

>>721171647
If that's the only thing missing it's not a probem.. Either of LS corners or Mile Corners are better value and taken before Curvy

>>721169074
Left + borrowed Oguri for front runners
Right + borrowed Vodka for Taishin

>>721171794
First rate trainees do what they want.

>>721171793
Yes if you're gonna use el condor, shes got one of the best skills

>>721171697
Looks good

>>721171793
I think it's tough to go 3spe without MLB Kita being one of them. I have 2LB Kita as well but only use her when I have to, and with 4spe cards
If you got good spe SRs and you wanna go 4 spe then you can borrow the good power, in my experience

>>721171719
Theoretically it extends the range of debuffs. In practice it is worthless for anything but some easy points in team trials.

>>721172116
I was running a wit card, but I could see how it'd be better to run 4 speed. If I had Eishin at all the decision would be easy

>>721171794
She's bringing us closer to her first rate smile.

>>721171647
It's not as useful this time around, you didn't miss much.

>>721169504
>>721170349
Her casual outfit tho

>two turns before summer
>usual gameplan is rest then either wit or recreation
>Sleep Deprived
>the last turn before is an event race so i'm just stuck with it

>>721172296
These have to be some of the coolest casual outfits. Do they all come out this year?

>>721163893
her owner demand her to be sexy

If Mile S is no longer necessary for a Front Runner, should I focus my sparks on turf for the power boost?

Woa mama
inb4 I'll get no greens

>>721171872
Yo, what's the EXPLODE status on this one?

Rough baby making sex with Vodka, and hand holding afterwards. That is all.

>>721172296
Jordan's personality might be fucking shit, but holy fuck muh dick

>>721172296
sex

I found out in JP there are multiple ways to get star pieces of your choice for umas beyond getting lucky with the shop and legend races: special transfer, racing carnivals and a couple of other stuff. Does anyone know when thays coming to global?

>>721173156
years
every single qol you've seen in JP is very recent for them, don't expect them to come out soon

What is it with Ricefags?

>>721173275
The fuck you say bitch?

WITNESS ME. BEHOLD MY DIVINE LUCK

>>721173320
You and your uma feel like a very psychotic lot. The kind to snap and shoot up a school

>>721169074
I've been using
>MLB Sweep
>MLB King
>MLB Hayahide (pretty sure this is the best Power card I have)
>borrowed MLB Kitasan
and then the last two cards are different for each of my three planned runners
>Suzuka uses MLB Fuji and a second Power card (currently 1LB Helios but I might experiment in the future)
>Scarlet uses 1LB Suzuka and MLB Fuji
>Nature uses 0LB Eishin Flash and 0LB Vodka

What are the chances we get foreigner horses before those owned by Makoto Kaneko?

>>721173459
Rice posters will always be better than Teio posters, cope.

>>721173275
A keystone species, it is due to them that we can rice to greater heights. Without them the danchoudoms of /v/ma would fall into complete anarchy

I believe Amazonlets will be even more psychotic than Seiunlets

I really like Taiki's big ears.

DEATH TO ALL FRONT RUNNERS. TOTAL SEIUN DEATH NOW

>>721173459
>

>First run literally 10 turns in a row without rainbows, next turn I get rainbow in Wit
>Second run Ass fails 3 times at 8%
>Third run, mood downs and night owls out the ass
Fuck, when are we getting more daily borrows? I feel like I'm so close but I just keep getting fucked with random shit every time.

>>721173586
Her banner just started and when i asked how things were going for them it didn't really seem as psychotic as when Seiun came out.

>>721173638
How is she flying?!

>>721172675
It's so over

Well /v/?

>>721173596
Anon... are you...? Are... you still doing trainings at normal speed?

>>721173586
I don't think we'll get more schizophrenic posters than seiunlets for a while.

>>721173686
Hishiama is not that popular anon, so not a lot of people pulled for her, Seiun is meta and popular, so she will attract more schizos.

>>721173376
Anon... I'm waiting...

Anyone has a 9* turf parent that can fuck my horse please ?

>>721173918
Apologies I was in the middle of killing myself

>>721173686
>>721173806
>>721173847
Stay tuned for Fujilets

Did any of the Stay Gold children interact much IRL? At most I saw a video of Gold Ship roaring at Fenomeno.

>>721173553
You will never be a real little sister. You have no Onii-sama. You have no fans and will die a heel

>>721174056
Why? You got the bestest prize :^)

>>721174107
None of the other Gold children liked Fenonomeno

>>721173802
I set it to normal when I record them because they make funny faces when they fail.

>>721174078
The fallout for when anons dont get their boy horse will be immense

Why is she like this

>>721174179
Nobody likes him
https://x.com/oiwakefarm/status/1950715534707773578

>>721174286
Responsibility? Responsibility for what?

WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, SHE PROMISED SHE'D BE BACK SHE'S NOT COMING, IS SHE? SHE'S NOT COMING BACK. WHY ISN’T SHE COMING BACK? THE CLOCK IS TICKING AND TICKING AND IT’S ALL WRONG IT’S ALL WRONG AND I CAN FEEL IT, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES, IN MY FINGERTIPS, THE AIR IS COLD, IT’S TOO COLD. IT’S HER. IT’S HER. WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE DID SHE GO? SHE TOLD ME SHE’D COME HOME, SHE SAID SHE'D BE RIGHT BACK. WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER? WHAT DID THEY DO? SHE’S LOST, SHE’S LOST OUT THERE SHE’S LOST IN THE DARK. THE DARK IS SO DARK, SO DARK AND COLD. SHE’S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, BUT WHERE? WHERE? WHY CAN'T I HEAR HER? THE HOUSE IS EMPTY T’S ALL EMPTY IT’S NEVER BEEN SO EMPTY BEFORE. DID SHE LEAVE? DID SHE LEAVE ME? WAS SHE EVER REALLY HERE? THE VOICES, THEY’RE TALKING TO ME AGAIN, THEY SAY SHE’S GONE, SHE’S NEVER COMING BACK. BUT I CAN’T NO, I CAN’T BELIEVE THEM, I CAN’T SHE'S COMING HOME, SHE HAS TO COME HOME! SHE PROMISED! SHE SAID SHE'D BE HERE! SHE CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS. THEY'RE LYING, THEY'RE LYING, SHE’S NOT GONE, SHE’S JUST SHE’S JUST LOST, JUST LOST SOMEWHERE AND I HAVE TO FIND HER. I HAVE TO FIND HER, I HAVE TO PULL HER I CAN’T CAN’T CAN’T LET THEM TAKE HER FROM ME. NOT AGAIN. NOT AGAIN. I WON’T LET THEM TAKE HER AGAIN. I WON’T LET THEM WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE?

>>721173806
Honestly, you are probably right kek
>>721101159

>>721174385
She is coming back in march, anon, on the big banner with all Umas, calm down!

>actually get a 3 star spark for once
>it's Speed

I just found out Valentine Bourbon comes out right after the mega banner
I'm gonna have some tough decisions to make...

I haven't gotten even a single 3* horse (in the gacha) since the release week despite rolling 100+ times

>>721173275
I just want a little sister to take of and make her dreams come true, ok?

Ah shit. I may have been using the wrong Goldshi for Gemini. She didn't have straightaway spurt but she triggered Sky's unique and shot off like crazy during the first race against Legend Creek.

save us teio posters. we were wrong about you...

>>721174489
GIVE HER TO ME. GIVE HER TO ME. GIVE HER TO ME YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE HER, DON’T YOU? YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE HER FROM ME. BUT I CAN SMELL HER. I CAN SMELL HER ON YOU. I CAN SMELL HER IN THE AIR. SHE’S HERE. SHE’S HERE SOMEWHERE, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP HER FROM ME. YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP HER FROM ME. YOU CAN’T. YOU CAN’T. SHE BELONGS TO ME, YOU UNDERSTAND? SHE BELONGS TO ME AND YOU CAN’T YOU CAN’T HIDE HER. I KNOW YOU HAVE HER. I KNOW YOU’RE HIDING HER FROM ME. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, DON’T YOU? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH TAKING WHAT'S MINE. BUT YOU CAN’T. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME. YOU THINK SHE’S SAFE? SHE'S NOT SAFE. SHE’S NEVER SAFE UNTIL SHE’S WITH ME. GIVE HER TO ME. GIVE HER TO ME RIGHT NOW. I CAN HEAR HER. I CAN FEEL HER. SHE'S CALLING TO ME SHE'S CALLING TO ME, I KNOW IT. I CAN FEEL HER RIGHT UNDER MY SKIN. I’LL TAKE HER. I’LL TAKE HER FROM YOU. DON’T MAKE ME TAKE HER. GIVE HER TO ME NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.

>>721174385
Should've saved up or spent up, Seiunlet.
I guess you can still see her in the events of other umas, and you have your 3 daily borrows to see how she's flourishing with other trainers.

>>721173686
I want her, but I also I want to many. My plan is to roll for Summer Maru since she's one of my favorites meta also helps and then hoard carats until the February rerun banner, drop every carat, and pray to get what I still don't have

I don't know how to explain this, but I've been getting Sleep Deprived on my first rest 3 careers in a row
No Night Owl, luckily

>>721174752
:^)

How the fuck am I supposed to get 1200 speed, 900 power, AND 600 wit while also doing enough races to get enough green skills for groundwork?

threw my one attempt at hishi and didn't get shit brb killing myself i'm just glad i'm not meta-obsessed and my inability to pull sky left me disappointed solely because I think she's neat and not because I think my runs are bricked now or some shit

>>721173802
>he fast forwards animations
>he doesn't read every line of dialogue every time
you didn't beat the game

>>721173786
I'm sorry, anon. I took all of your greens.

>>721174385
>>721174415
>>721174752

>>721175173
It's okay, veggies are good for you

You rolled Seiun Sky because she’s meta
I rolled Seiun Sky because she makes Special Week cry when you beat her at the Japanese Derby

DO YOU LOVE YOUR WINNING TICKET??? SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

>>721175289
>You rolled
I didn't
>B-but
I didn't
>B-BUT..!

>>721169402
Hasn't she been in since the beginning?

>>721175289
>I rolled Seiun Sky because she makes Special Week cry
You know who else makes her cry is she wins it?
Granted she acts like a jackass to distract the press when notices that so her crying isn't seen on TV, once again showing that she is, indeed, the best girl

>>721175358
I WILL NEVER EVER DO A WINNING TICKET CAREER

>>721175289
>Spe cries when Sei beats her at the Derby
>Spe cries when King beats her at the Derby
>...but if she loses the Derby in her own career, she shrugs it off immediately with no crying
What the fuck is her problem? Does she just hate seeing her friends succeed?

>>721175358
I LOVE WINNING TICKET
Her friends too, even the short one

What happens when you get blocked?

>>721175358
GIVE HER A WEDDING ALT CYGAMES! PLEASE!

day 3 of not doing any career runs
I think the club boys are onto me

>>721147681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ

>>721175668
Hopeless'd

>>721175638
El also goes full drama queen mode on Grass' career whenever you beat her

>>721175289
At least it’s emotional rather than physical.

>>721175796
Okay I know Gold ate Weeks tail or something, but what did he do to NTR?

>>721174752
I think I saw a Seiun banner along with Narita Brian in the timeline, like next year, I could be wrong though, it's really weird that they'd rerun 2 horses like that

>>721175668
front-running mobs are such fucking niggers I swear to god

>>721175761
DANCHOU, HE'S RIGHT THERE

>>721175289
I was expecting so much more when I got her after reading all these posts but Special Needs is barely even in it. It's more of a King Halo humiliation ritual more than anything.

>>721175770
>>721175868
One less borrow to worry about

>4 girls hang out in GUTS training instead of speed
No S Speed for me this run, but I didn't get the Straightaway/Corner skills or Left-Handed from Suzuka anyway

>>721175761
Anon....Danchou wants to speak to you

>>721175537
man, halo really won me over during her career. I feel like most umas are either very "what you see is what you get" or have a twist you see coming ten thousand miles away. the only other real exception (at least in global, I know there's like a hundred other umas in japan at this point) is tachyon but she only lets down that mask for maybe two scenes

>>721175638
You know what, this makes my noggin jog. We need a career where an uma is forced to come to terms with each of her peers and friends far outpacing her and going on to do great things while she remains behind in mediocrity, seething and despite how hard she works, she cannot overcome there innate ability and so her character arc concluding with her accepting that she'll never join the upper echelons and instead learns to gracefully step back into something more doable for her which, in tern, drastically improves her life and situation

>>721175016
I got 3 sleep deprived as my first 3 rests on my Oguri career yesterday. It can't be helped, just power through it with some café.

>Durandal is blonde
>Look up irl horse
>It's brown
Every fucking time

>>721175863
He blocked him and caused his jockey to fall off injuring both NTR and the jockey.

>>721176178
Do you really want all umas to be brown or brown with white, because we have plenty of those already

>>721176073
they're too pussy to do bad endings what makes you think they'll do that
wait they've done that already haven't they

>>721176327
No but I'd like some of the horse's coat or mane to be seen in her hair. Gold City was actually blonde

>>721176134
Sometimes it's really hard to believe it's all RNG and not the game trying to kill you
>Failed a 8% training as I was typing that

>>721175919
nice soundpost

>>721176576
That's Xcom baby

I don't know much about this stuff, but can someone tell me why the head of the Gold family, (I think it's "Stay Gold,") looks like a wandering vagabond? Just curious where that comes from, if at all, from the real horse's history.

I don't like Mile races can we go back to Medium and Long CMs please?

>>721177072
She's a deadbeat father. I just think they liked the design and ran with it.

>>721177072
he ran and won some big international races
I guess that's where it comes from

>>721177142
Don't worry, the next ones are
>Medium
>Mile
>Long
>Medium
>Long
>Sprint
>Mile (DIRT)

When NTR spoke again to the anons, she said, "I am the BEST GIRL! of the game. Whoever follows me will never walk in luckletness, but will have the light of gibs." - NTRAnonymous 8:12

>>721177072
From the wiki (and might be very well just speculation)

>Stay Gold's clothing appears to be that of an explorer, which may be a reference to the horse's Hong Kong name that directly translates to 'Golden Journey'. She wears a white dress shirt of uneven length underneath a harness that is crossed around her waist from which hangs a dagger and a cylindrical glass container. She wears black ripped dress pants that are tucked into knee-length laced black boots with a golden toe box. She also hangs a compass from her belt loop, and an oversized pair of goggles around her neck. Stay Gold wears a yellow-gold trench coat with gun flaps and a storm shield covering the chest area. The edges of the coat seems distressed with ragged, torn edges. This references the length of Stay Gold's racing career in real life where he ran a total of 50 races, which is considerably longer than the average racehorse. Long, black belts drape down the sides of the trench coat, resembling the black stripes of Stay Gold's racing silk. A royal blue piece of cloth is draped around her upper arms to resemble the blue stripe on the racing silk.

Hey check out this 7

>>721177072
Someone at Cygames really likes Kino’s Journey.

>>721173638
Images you can hear.

what the fuck did she mean by this?

>>721177072
Stay was an absolute schizo

>>721177495
oh, you know.

>>721177495
Seiun sky will be getting investigated by the authorities

>>721175358
>dahby for ants

>>721177072
they made her design a reference to kino no tabi because she won international races, they also made her talk in a weird and poetic way just like Kino, it's funny to see how many anime references they cram into some umas

>>721177510
>That video of the actual horse in his paddock walking up to a pile of his own shit, sniffing it and almost passing out from the smell, then going back for another sniff
The entire Gold lineage has terminal autism

>>721174385
I just love how potential rage baiting this art is.

>>721177421
>oversized pair of goggles
Aren't those the googles that jockeys wear?

>>721177439
Can't really blame them though

You may only kill one: Seiunlets, Teiocucks, NTRfaggots

I hope you're saving for your umawife anons. Don't be like the Seiunlets

>>721177925
Teiocucks

>>721177829
>kino no tabi
>it's kino
sasuga

>>721177997
Link to the calculator pls?

>>721177925
I choose Teiocucks for making one of the most disgusting copypastas I've ever read

>>721177997
I don't believe in
this is a gambling sim with raising elements on the side. what is the point of playing if I don't gamble for six months at a time. and besides, if i've learned anything from the seiun slaughter, it's that I'm better at pulling 3 stars that I'm not actively searching for than the ones the banner is actually meant for. Seriously I got 4 3*'s and no seiun with only three rolls of the dice

>>721177740
Gold Ship and Orfevre did the same thing too.

>>721178134
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ezTaKNCe5_NCPW6vv21Y6B3T4-zz5C2OOHibjQhWhCU/edit?gid=607505096#gid=607505096

>>721177925
>NTRfaggots
I don't see Top Road posting that often here. Weird choice.

I think it's time to begin rehabbing the image of teio

>>721178147
may I see it?

>>721178276
streamers are such retarded rat people it's unbelievable

>>721177925
Teiocucks for sure
Seiunlet meltdowns are genuinely funny, and I can't properly judge NTRfags when she isn't even in the game yet
Also Teio is kind of a cunt in Nice Nature's story so I'm naturally inclined to dislike her

>>721178276
Thank you anon

>>721160635
>>721162056
>niggas say his temper is bad but his grandfather was a literal demon

>>721178178
You can already gamble while doing your career runs, no need to gamble when you can just save and choose your uma. Global has 4 years of knowledge already, use it.
If you don't have Seiun yet, just save until half anniversary where everyone is available for spark, save your tickets too so they add up. The game is also getting increased rewards starting on the 22nd so you have no excuse.

>>721178402
The damage is done anon... It's over...

>>721177997
My umawife is riiiight here, anon

>>721175289
I roll her because I think she is cute and I like her color scheme.

Can't believe there is people that hate Teio

>>721178465
You are LITERALLY stealing money from xim

>>721178465
Anon, why the fuck did you take a screenshot of the shilling message and post it here? I get that youtubers are idiots, but you're an even bigger idiot for promoting him, unless you are him of course.

>>721178147
The one where she becomes smegma? Because that’s just a Goku pasta.

>>721178402
I will give my full judgement on her when I run her career, so I will stay silent on her matter
>>721178654
She was quite annoying in Naties career

>>721178636
Her mother would never approve btw

>>721178682
i didn't post it to promote him but to laugh at him and share my disdain for him with my beloved toreinah friends

>>721178690
>Teiofans are also DBS spics
Makes sense.

>>721178465
Being old enough to remember when contributing online was purely for fun and not always some kind of desperate ploy for money/notoriety is a curse.
Take me back to 2011.

>>721178765
You are talking as if that's a downside, her mom can go pound sand

>almost at bump limit
What the fuck man am I a witlet for finding the thread so late

>>721178654
She's Rudolf but worse on every aspect

>>721178759
Natie deserves it

I want to _______ Spe-Chan

>>721179121
I can fix her....

>>721178654
That scene where she "retire" and does all that stuff in one day, and it ends with her being a cunt to kitasan black at the end really made her look pathetic

>>721178837
If I've learned one thing from dealing with shitposters all over this website (it literally doesn't matter what topic or what board it is) it's that they ALL have the common thread of originating from /dbs/
what the fuck was going on over there jesus christ

>>721178617
puffy

>>721176020
Out of all the mask off moments, Taishin’s the one that hit hardest for me. I won’t say it was out of left field or anything, but they managed to make it hit hard and feel believable even if she wins goal races. I got sort of annoyed in some careers where the girl wins and then they go “but I didn’t break the souls of the other girls”, or “but they liked her more even though I won”.

https://youtu.be/A4ZueXFTy4w
Is this canon to ingame Gold Ship?

>>721179310
The hallowed halls.....I remember their prime,truly a pitiful state that they're in right now.

>>721172745
Based

>NTR slander
eventually you'll come to the light

How are we looking Dotobros? Almost 17k here.

>>721168498
>the horse named after hercules and paul roma got scratched

>>721179718
I want her but I must have summer Maruzensky

>>721179718
I have 11.5k carrats
I will not roll a 10 until I get 16.5
Sorry Doto, see you in the March Super-Banner

Cygames better significantly up our carat income.

>>721179708
Keep up the agenda brother. Complete board domination under the light of NTR is our goal

>he wasted his luck rolling on taishin like a metawhore
>didn't get seiun with 1 scout ticket
>didn't get delicious chocolate in 1 pull

>>721179928
This post caused 3 suicides and 2 mass shootings amongst seiunlets

>>721179903
I've seen stronger foreheads

>>721174286
Damn, feels

>>721179718
Sorry Dotobros, but Cafe is too close to her.

Do y'all want live horses from Woodbine/Canada (Race 4) or a crappy track in Uruguay (Race 7)?

When do we get another "meta" support banner? I have 10k carats and I think it'd be much wiser to spend them all there instead of trying to pull trainees. I really need to upgrade my SRs.

>>721180193
kitasan re-run in december/january

>>721180193
I believe Kitasan is the only must have for about 2 years.

>>721180253
That's so far away.

>>721179928
I got Taishin for free from the Smart Falcon free rolls. And my carats will be saved until I can get Tamamo, then I can have two end closer umalets to love.

I think Taishin is kind of cool.

Oh grass....if only you didn't get slacker before summer and fail 3 fucking wit trainings, this could've been the run.....

>>721180081
Fuck it. no hablar espanol.

Woobine race 4, 10 minutes. Maiden Race for fillies. Pick your winners!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjLGDicSes

How the FUCK do i farm money

>>721180620
Red Dragon, I mean come on that's not even a competition

>>721179718
I'm good, you only need to have 15k at this time to be able to spark her if you count the uma tickets you should have.
Also when pulling remember to do single pulls first because those have a higher chance.

>>721180296
>That's so far away.
We just have to sit on our shitty decks until then.

>>721180745
Just do careers, winning races gives extra money.

>>721180620
Hot stuff baby!!!! Also race anon are you covering the prix l'arc and the beginning of the American horse racing season soon?

>>721180620
Ya No is fucking fat

>>721180620
>Henna gal
what kind of weird is she?

>>721180798
>Also when pulling remember to do single pulls first because those have a higher chance.
Is this bait or true?

>>721180745
320k fan successful career = 10k Money, 240k only gives you 8k
Other than that, money daily races and the Legend Race dailies

>>721180924
She doesn't like otaku

>>721180861
Unless it has very easy and free live streaming, no. Have to rely on the High Seas anons to find a link. And next week I'll be at Santa Anita in person so I can't cover those G1s and Sprinter Stakes (JP) either.

>>721180937
Why do you think the single pulls are limited per day and the amount of tickets are also limited per month?

This event is a perfect example of why dating a lot of these Umas wouldn't be anywhere near as fun as it seems from the outside.

A lot of the quirks would just get exhausting to deal with. Like, imagine having to tard wrangle Bakushin, Oguri, Spechud or Matikanefukukitaru every single day. Imagine being married to Super Creek and still having her infantilise you, even if you had children. Or worse, imagine her completely neglecting you because she's the most overbearing mother that obsesses with looking after her children as much as possible at all times. Can you even imagine her cutting the apron strings? She'll probably be trying to nurse them all through childhood.

What other Umas would be absolute disasters as wives/mothers?

>>721181206
Oh no don't thoroughly body check me haha

I think most Teio fans are anime fans first, whereas Teio haters are game fans first.

It's because game Teio is drawn with a much smugger looking face than anime Teio.

>>721181206
I feel like the vast majority of umas (let's say teio for example) would be incredible girlfriends. But when it comes to actually being wives and having to share responsibilities most would be difficult to say the least.

>>721180798
>>721180937
>>721181174
Direct quote from in the game:

> "Single scouts use the same rates as the first to ninth results of a 10x scout."

>>721180745
Pick Urara and do nothing but races
>b-but mood and stats
Fuck that, here comes the money

>>721181206
Umas are wild animals, you need to keep them in check with your strong will. Imagine being such a pussy faggot trainer that fucking Daiwa out commands you. If she acts bratty, just correct her right there in front of everyone.

>>721181206
my friends and relatives deal with far worse bullshit with their respective gf/wives and they don't look anywhere as good as the ugliest of umas (tamamo cross)

>>721181416
I think it's just that her story really isn't all that interesting in the game

>>721181428
To be fair to Teio and Scarlet, they're still middle schoolers, so they're only about 13-15 or so.

Maruzensky is a high schooler so she's got no excuse.

>>721181206
It was made before hishi amazon released but still pretty accurate

>>721177925
Matikanfatcuntaru posters, their existence is a debuff

>>721181616
Maruzensky is chill and takes me on joyrides, tho

>>721181616
Also these girls are getting souls from 2 year old wild animals.

>>721180745
How the FUCK do I get that many sashes in time for CM?

>>721181616
>Teio and Scarlet
>Middle schoolers
Okay I can sorta see teio even though I personally see her more as like a 17-19 year old (specially in the anime) but you're smoking Crack if you call daiwa a middle schooler

>>721177997
I've to wait like 3.5 years for my wife...

>>721181616
what is the conversion rate from horse years to human years?

>>721180745
>>721180861
#3 Hot Stuff Baby wins with a pace and decent spurt at the the end.

Most of the horses were out of gas before the final spurt. Bad crop of horses.

>>721181773
Wait, I thought she was coming out in 2027, that's like 2.5 years at most!

>>721180745
Moonraito sho de wa

>>721181773
your wife is trans

>>721181629
Matiwatifutanari lucklets, shiraoki shitposting and failures to get 7s are funny though

>>721178971
This doesn't exist anymore.
EVERYTHING has to be monetized somehow, just doing thing for fun/passion isn't allowed.

Did somebody say Matikanefukukitaru?

>>721181835
Aw man, what was the length of this again?

>>721181927
You just had to ruin it

>>721182019
5 and a half Furlongs so.... 1100m ish.

>>721181206
The raffle and the Hotspring are good indicator if the uma is really wife material, daughter material, or something completely else. Like take this hag for example. Her hotspring is just wanting to have fun as a kid. Or Seiun. She acts like a cat the entire time. Compare to Opera or Super Creek, where they outright act like husband and wife.

>>721181619
Hishi easily goes into great wife
>housewife skills
>caring
>knows she's dumb and relies on (you)

>>721181871
It may as well be the same...

>>721181619
Good chart, I agree with most of it. But-

>Creek
I really don't think people have thought about the logistics of marrying her aside from "She wants kids, that's hot." Her maternal instincts are way too much, she'll smother the kids and you'll have to fight and claw just to give them any space to grow at all. Very likely you end up just being a semen dispenser as she takes over all parenting and gives the kids all the focus.

>Air Groove
I agree with her at the top, but I worry she'd be a cold Tiger Mum.

>Nice Nature
Should be in the top tier. Easily the least problematic and most caring without being crazy.

>Oguri
Is this favouritism? She barely even seems to know what romance is. Way too high up. Bourbon should probably go down a tier too.

>Suzuka and Matikanefukukitaru
Both should go up at least one tier imo. Suzuka is very sweet and very empathetic, she cares about running without being crazy with competition, so she can retire happily unlike a lot of these girls who'll pine for their glory says. Matikanefukukitaru is just very good at outwardly talking about her feelings and she cools down her luck schtick a fair bit.

>Narita x2
Both could go up a tier. Empathic, kind and caring but without causing problems.

>>721182250
Look on the bright side, at least we are guaranteed to have carrats for the shitposter-wife

>>721182159
This a jk btw.

>>721181416
>whereas Teio haters are game fans first.
Totally understandable. 2 FUCKING PERCENT! IT WAS 2 FUCKING PERCET! MOTHERFUCKING TEIO!

>>721182320
the fuck a jk

>>721181769
>>721181814
>but you're smoking Crack if you call daiwa a middle schooler
I thought so too, I couldn't make sense of any of the "Scarlet is only 13yrs old" comments. Same with Dia and Kitasan.

But in JP Scarlet does outright mention she was wearing a randoseru last year (which means she was in primary school last year so she's a first year middle schooler). And her profile directly says she's in the Middle School Division. As opposed to the High School Division like Suzuka for example.

Global translated that as "Junior" and "Senior" division, but it's the same thing. Check Scarlet's profile, it says Junior Division. In JP that's Middle School.

This horse is 13yrs old.

Race 5 in 10 minutes. 1700m-ish. Any 3 year old and up. Pick your winners! See you on the flipside.

>>721182284
>Her maternal instincts are way too much, she'll smother the kids and you'll have to fight and claw just to give them any space to grow at all. Very likely you end up just being a semen dispenser as she takes over all parenting and gives the kids all the focus.
It would give her something to do, which allow her to play up her strength. Its either that or she goes working at the daycare center full time. And this is the kind of scenerio where you won't have one kid, you would have 5, at least. I cannot say the same with a good amount of Uma, though. Its troubling me that it feels that some of the uma would just crash out the second they retire or leave the academy.

>>721182284
I would argue that Biwa should also go up at least a rank, she is pretty good at dealing with problem children(Ticket and Taishin who are in no way easy to deal with) and is also very caring towards them and her somewhat antisocial younger sister
Granted I haven't played her career, but based on what I've seen she would be a good wife, despite being a massive nerd

>>721182682
>Draw a grown ass woman
>Call it a middle schooler
Until I see a official age she'll be 18 to me

>>721182682
out of 10!

>>721182097
That doesn't seem too long for horses
>>721182835
Mahlek

>>721182835
Rooting for LOL hopefully see you next thread racechad