Thread 721163203

>Credits roll
>"Thank you for playing, [Player's full legal name]"

>>721163203 (OP)
>mysterious npc addresses you by your pc name.

>>721163203 (OP)
>some kid unironically thought this shittily edited image of jerma would be scary
sad

>credits roll
>doorbell rings
>post guy outside says "and a thanks to you, the player"

>credits
>"And most of all thank YOU for buying our game"
>pirated copy

>be me
>playing Forza Horizon 5
>NPC randomly says "OH HI [My given name]

I almost shat my fucking pants, like why the fuck would the fucking game know my name?
Then I realized it uses your like Microsoft account or something, but still it freaked me out lmao

>>721163981
>implying you need editing to make jerma scary

>>721164072
Why would you say that?

>>721163981
I don't think they were trying to make it scary, every edited images of Jerma are meant to poke fun at him so when he sees them he goes "what the FUCK is this man?" I find them all funny

>>721163981
Oh, I'm sorry, yes, I forgot. I should've generated an AI sloppa, that would've made your tranny ass shriek in fear.

>>721163981
>>721164059
I noticed his community really became a bunch of faggots when the whole " Psychotic streamer does X thing! " meme or whatever started being used. Dude legit sounds bored and depressed in most of his shit nowadays.

>>721163981
he can start a new analog horror series

>>721163203 (OP)
>Watching picrel play her first playtrough of Elden Ring
>She reaches Boc
>"Hey Cully!"
>She hears her name "Calli" instead
>"Aieeee I'm getting doxxed!"
>It's not even her real name, it's her avatar's name
Women are actually retarded, here's proof
https://youtu.be/4nQztIbsjtY?si=y6D9Zq0ZH91z00Q1

>>721164237
>Wanted to retire from streaming
>Company set up allowed him to take a more administrative position and be involved in the bigger projects, which clearly was what he enjoyed more day to day
>Because Ludwig's an idiot, had to go right back to playing friendslop with the other burnouts Binyot and Ster

I honestly feel for the man. He's absolutely operating on "Don't forget, you're here forever" energy now.

>Playing a game I have since forgotten the name of
>NPC says "I know that June 28th is your birthday"
>"Wait a minute, wtf, there is no way this game could know my birthday, I have no personally identifying information on this device."
>Look for someone else streaming it and watch Markiplier play the game and the NPC says "I know that June 28th is your birthday"
>He is also like "wtf is this bullshit, how does it know my birthday?"
>Watch another random streamer play the game and NPC says "I know that June 28th is your birthday"
>It's not his birthday
>Turns out the fucking devs just picked a random day that happened to be my birthday and the first streamer I went to for reference also shared my birthday and it got me good.
>Fug...

>>721164880
Hooking up with Ludwig is one of the worst things Jerma did. Ludwig couldn't be funny or entertaining if his life depended on it. No clue how he's so popular.

>>721165161
Jerma is such a unique voice in the creator space and yet he worked with some of the blandest motherfuckers on the planet.
>Dollhouse has Ludwig in a maid dress and Mr. Pajeet pest Kitboga
>Neither of who know how to improv in that setting at all

As much as I think Vinny is a fag who runs things into the ground these days, he's at least got the entertainer background.

>game character has your first name
>game character also has your surname

>playing Ace Attorney 1 on DS
>Maya calls Phoenix "Nick" which was also the name I set on the DS itself
>huh, neat
>turns out he really is called like that
I felt disappointed.

>hitman game
>location of the final level is [player's home address]

>>721164237
the worst part is that there's fans that don't even know he used to be a tf2 player

>>721164880
>>721165161
>>721165270
Who the fuck are you autists? Why do you know all this shit about random internet personalities? Why are you here? Do your parents know you're using the internet?

>>721163203 (OP)
>game starts moving files around on your pc

>playing on lonely part of game
>misclick and launch a grenade into the air
>it hits an NPC who has my real name
>dont know where it is and only know of him because i can see his health bar
>don't think to much about it and move along
>move into completely different section of the level, this part has even less enemies and feels desolated
>misclick and launch another grenade
>it hits him again
>a bit creeped out because now i think that this NPC is probably following me
>get curious and try to look for it in the wiki
>there isn't NPC with my name in the game

>>721165161
basically ludwig just leaches off other people. hes a plague to everyone he interacts with

Jerma sucks now and nobody, not a single person, wants to admit it's because of his live-in fangirl. Holly ruined him

>CoD predator drone
>the hellfire missile camera is showing the players house

>>721166462
Nah, he tells the same jokes and he's still great to watch. Though he does have that Joel energy where he can get distracted by something minor.

>>721166462
Weed fried his brain. He hasn't been entertaining since 2019

>pause the game to get a drink
>the game characters gossip about you when they think you're out of earshot

>>721166614
Agreed, it's like he lost a third of his brainmass, and he didn't have much to spare to begin with.

>>721166614
You don't think it's the brown spot growing on his spine? All that tahini paste did stuff to him.

>Playing game
>Character suddenly looks directly at you
>Says your real name, phone number, address, and social security number
>Encourages anyone playing the game to enact extreme acts of violence against you
>Phone rings

>>721164682
>anon can't understand how jokes work
>declares all women are retarded
>anon is at least 50x more retarded but is too retarded to notice

>>721165875
They don't have real friends so they form parasocial relationships with streams as substitutes.

samefag

>>721163203 (OP)
>try uninstalling game
>it opens a browser with a site that says "i dont think you want to do that"

>Game asks you to name your favorite food
>It gets delivered to your house, free of charge a CIA operator looking man as soon you finish the game

>>721163203 (OP)
>Credits roll
>"Thank you for playing, [Player's full legal name]"
>[Player's geocoordinates]

>>721164237
He doesn't need to stream to pay his bills nowadays so he doesn't need to keep constantly spazzing out to retain the attention of ADHD zoomers, Pewdiepie also dropped a lot of the quirkiness after he started streaming just for fun