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Anonymous No.721190602 [Report] >>721190681 >>721190828 >>721191048 >>721191093 >>721192049 >>721192256 >>721192365 >>721192894 >>721194973 >>721198494 >>721198646 >>721199941 >>721200501 >>721200806 >>721201220 >>721204348
How would you protect Clementine during the zombie apocalypse?
Anonymous No.721190681 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
protect?
Anonymous No.721190754 [Report] >>721205721
i wouldnt be able to. i would probably get eaten the second my IBS kicked in and i had to go baste the ground with my ass sludge.
if they didnt get me then they would definitely smell the shit crust on my ass since id use the entire emergency roll of toilet paper on 1 evacuation
Anonymous No.721190828 [Report] >>721194513 >>721194878 >>721196252 >>721206418
>>721190602 (OP)
Mating press
Anonymous No.721190883 [Report] >>721201946
God I wish mulattos were real
Anonymous No.721191048 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
TWD is way too fucking grim. I'd just pop myself in the head as soon as convenient.
Anonymous No.721191093 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
woah she is ugly
Anonymous No.721191132 [Report] >>721191463 >>721192115 >>721192190 >>721193012
I dont wish the type of man id probably become in an apocalypse situation if I came in contact with a girl like clementine upon anyone in this world. The only place my soul belongs is hell.
Anonymous No.721191463 [Report]
>>721191132
Holy based
Anonymous No.721191492 [Report] >>721198645
Yeah she'd be the one protecting me tbdesu. I'd have no chance in a zombie apocalypse.
Anonymous No.721191901 [Report]
Ugly nigger bitch
Anonymous No.721192049 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
Have sex with her.
Anonymous No.721192115 [Report]
>>721191132
based and self aware. a reluctant villain who secretly wants the hero to kill him. kino
Anonymous No.721192190 [Report]
>>721191132
Same. I'd hurt her so bad.
Anonymous No.721192256 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)

>not buying the crate of yugo sks from classic firearms
Anonymous No.721192365 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
Lee failed, Clem grew up to be a lesbian raising a pitbull.
Anonymous No.721192705 [Report] >>721193492
I was never able to enjoy her porn, at all.
Anonymous No.721192894 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
5.56
.45
.9mm
.12 gauge

No I would not touch her in a no no way
Anonymous No.721193012 [Report]
>>721191132
I would just think of neices and cousins.
Anonymous No.721193492 [Report] >>721200078
>>721192705
wow anon, you're basically a saint
Anonymous No.721194340 [Report]
I don't think I would, I'd pretend I didn't see her and just leave because taking care of another person that can't do anything sounds pretty rough in an apocalypse.
Anonymous No.721194513 [Report]
>>721190828
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Anonymous No.721194878 [Report]
>>721190828
Anonymous No.721194973 [Report] >>721195045 >>721196476 >>721198351
>>721190602 (OP)
Probably just find a reasonably sized island and hold out there. Have regular checks for illness/injury.
Anonymous No.721195045 [Report]
>>721194973
How's that eye, Kenny?
Anonymous No.721196252 [Report] >>721198545
>>721190828
With Season 2 Clem!
Anonymous No.721196476 [Report]
>>721194973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGEYnEPTPo
Anonymous No.721198351 [Report]
>>721194973
we need a boat
Anonymous No.721198494 [Report] >>721201568
>>721190602 (OP)
I would feed her to the zombies to save myself. I don't care for non whites.
Anonymous No.721198545 [Report]
>>721196252
I'm not into milfs
Anonymous No.721198645 [Report]
>>721191492
>Yeah she'd be the one protecting me tbdesu
Same, I'll probably be above someone like Ben but something along the lines below Luke.
Anonymous No.721198646 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
Follow them. They know a place where it's safe.
Anonymous No.721199941 [Report] >>721200403 >>721200720
>>721190602 (OP)
>zombie apocalypse starts today
What would (You) do?
Anonymous No.721200078 [Report]
>>721193492
no i said that in the idea that i constantly enjoy Sarah, Sherry, Cassie etc porn
Anonymous No.721200206 [Report]
with guns
but I wouldn't try to protect anyone prolly, seems like a handicap
Anonymous No.721200403 [Report]
>>721199941
>barricade my flat (basically already the case)
>wait a month or two until the zombies ultimately die of lack of food/rotting
>win
Anonymous No.721200501 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
I can't
walking dead has teleporting zombies
Anonymous No.721200601 [Report] >>721203513
Depends which Clem we are talking about
>S1: Protect her with everything and teach her how to survive even if I die
>S2: Always have her back although she can take care of herself more, try to make things easier for her
>S3: Never ever doubt her and always take her side to be on her good side. She's got your back more than anything.
>S4: Be a good father figure for AJ and help her carry that burden. Then have a child together.
Anonymous No.721200720 [Report]
>>721199941
>lock myself in my goon chamber
>piss in bottles
>shit in bucket
>order doordash
>post on 4chan and jack off until everyone and everything around me dies
Anonymous No.721200806 [Report] >>721202723 >>721207568
>>721190602 (OP)
Give her Carley as an adoptive mother
Anonymous No.721201173 [Report]
Post SCHIZOtines
Anonymous No.721201220 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
I'd rape her day and night
Anonymous No.721201568 [Report]
>>721198494
>She kills them
What now?
Anonymous No.721201946 [Report] >>721203743 >>721203942
>>721190883
Same
Anonymous No.721202723 [Report]
>>721200806
What nice girl, too bad Lilly had a woman moment and had to kill her
Anonymous No.721203513 [Report] >>721204186 >>721206985
>>721200601
S2 clementine is savage
Anonymous No.721203743 [Report] >>721204021 >>721204048
>>721201946
Why do mongoloids make every race look better? Latinas, hapas, blasians, etc. Why are they so hot?
Anonymous No.721203942 [Report]
>>721201946
Definitely breed lonely Japanese shota
Anonymous No.721204021 [Report]
>>721203743
neotenous features
Anonymous No.721204048 [Report] >>721205270
>>721203743
You should probably specify that this only applies to the women.
Anonymous No.721204186 [Report]
>>721203513
The eyes are the secret ingredient
Anonymous No.721204348 [Report]
>>721190602 (OP)
Give her cool sunglasses.
Anonymous No.721205270 [Report] >>721206172
>>721204048
Elliot Rodger was a very handsome man however
Anonymous No.721205721 [Report]
>>721190754
If anything the shit smell would mask you. Think about it.
When you die, your bowels void if there is something too void.
All zombies were people and many of them died suddenly and violently, most probably had something in the tank.
So one can assume most zombies smell like stale shit and necrosis.
Anonymous No.721206172 [Report] >>721206542
>>721205270
Even if we want to be really kind, he was barely a 6/10.
Anonymous No.721206418 [Report] >>721207148
>>721190828
anal with s1 and s2 Clem, missionary vaginal with s3 and s4 Clem.
Anonymous No.721206542 [Report]
>>721206172
the area around his lips looks weird
Anonymous No.721206985 [Report]
>>721203513
She's silly
Anonymous No.721207148 [Report]
>>721206418
This anon knows too much
Anonymous No.721207568 [Report] >>721207881
>>721200806
My god, I was SO FUCKING PISSED at that episode, I never replayed the fucking season 1 again...
Anonymous No.721207881 [Report]
>>721207568
Better save Doug next time