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Anonymous No.721196992 [Report] >>721197962 >>721198193 >>721198373 >>721198419 >>721198556 >>721198889 >>721199371 >>721200376 >>721201060 >>721201473 >>721202210 >>721202412 >>721202480 >>721202578 >>721202640 >>721202771 >>721207901
>*is THE most soulless pile of dogshit ever squeezed out in your path*
How did they do it?
Anonymous No.721197962 [Report] >>721200183
>>721196992 (OP)
1. they forgot or perhaps never realized that the main focus people have for Bethesda games is the journey of just wandering around in the sandbox just coming across random stuff
2. they fell for the "mods will fix it" meme
Anonymous No.721198193 [Report] >>721201361
>>721196992 (OP)
>soulless pile of dogshit
A challenger appears.
Anonymous No.721198373 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
When you make a game for everybody you end up making a game for nobody
Anonymous No.721198382 [Report] >>721204410 >>721205840
It's amazing how almost an entire population was successfully brainwashed into hating Bethesda and their games by just a handful of nvtrannies.

Starfield is a great game. Fallout 4 is a great game. Skyrim is the greatest game ever made. You're on the wrong side of history if you think otherwise.
Anonymous No.721198419 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
>How did they do it?
It's Bethesda.
Anonymous No.721198556 [Report] >>721205773
>>721196992 (OP)
>time has shown again and again that the game is absolute dogshit
I at least hope that people that heavily shilled this piece of software got paid in the end or something, otherwise this is just plain sad
Anonymous No.721198889 [Report] >>721199032
>>721196992 (OP)
I don't imagine people who support the murder of people who they disagree with actually have souls. The game being souless tracks.
Anonymous No.721199032 [Report] >>721199390 >>721199623
>>721198889
what
Anonymous No.721199371 [Report] >>721201756 >>721202287
>>721196992 (OP)
shut up tranny
todd will NEVER pay for your surgery
Anonymous No.721199390 [Report]
>>721199032
No time for an English lesson today.
You are on your own.
Anonymous No.721199623 [Report] >>721199884 >>721201756
>>721199032
Starfield is exclusively hated by schizophrenic troons buttmad about Indians taking their programming jobs.
The proof is that they STILL make these threads daily two whole years later.
Troon cult hangups are something else and it is dangerous to try and interpret their various funny headcanons - they are just too damn deep in this or that bubble that no normie knows or gives a shit about.
Anonymous No.721199884 [Report] >>721207064
>>721199623
I don't think new vegas fans have a strong opinion on Starfield one way or another.
New vegas is their thing and they don't seem interested in expanding their horizons.
Anonymous No.721199903 [Report]
It scratched the bethesda itch for a while bit had no actual meat on the bones

Its almost like the methadone to skyrim, FO3/NV and oblivion if they were oxy, heroin and percs
Anonymous No.721200183 [Report]
>>721197962
>2. they fell for the "mods will fix it" meme
this
Anonymous No.721200376 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
Unholy concoction of amerimutt, dei and Pajeet devs
Anonymous No.721201060 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)

When everyone in your 1000+ person dev team is a diversity hire, this is what you get. Absolutely soulless designed-by-committee trash.
Anonymous No.721201361 [Report] >>721201518
>>721198193
lol QRD on stellaris? why is it soulless?
Anonymous No.721201473 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
>middle-person
Nope. Won’t be playing or buying.
Anonymous No.721201518 [Report]
>>721201361
I don't know if it's soulless. What it is, is bad.
Anonymous No.721201571 [Report] >>721202421 >>721204696
>shartfailed
Anonymous No.721201756 [Report] >>721202298
>>721199371
>>721199623
>you have to consoom the niggershit to pwn to the troons
You're brown.
Anonymous No.721202210 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
Honestly I enjoyed my experience with the game and put in 200 hours and I dont understand why it's so hated.
Anonymous No.721202287 [Report]
>>721199371
this is your tranny-projection acting up again, stalker child. enjoy prison
Anonymous No.721202298 [Report] >>721202472 >>721202559 >>721203294
>>721201756
Starfield pandered conservative anti woketards and flopped. Proof that right wingers dont buy games.
Anonymous No.721202412 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
You see that planet there? You can go there. You're welcome
Anonymous No.721202421 [Report] >>721203264 >>721204193
>>721201571
Fun fact: Those images on the top are false-color images.
Anonymous No.721202472 [Report]
>>721202298
>half the random citizens are black
>game starts with a black woman as the leader of the mining colony
>the guy you get the gay watch from is a fag
>anti-woke
please jump off a ledge
Anonymous No.721202480 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
justiceforstarfieldbros... where are you?
Anonymous No.721202559 [Report]
>>721202298
>mfw when a leftist says starfield is an anti-woke game
Anonymous No.721202578 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
India saar
Anonymous No.721202607 [Report]
I think Starfield making every gay character essential to signsl their virtue was a tell.
When someone tells you who they are you should believe them.
Anonymous No.721202640 [Report] >>721202747 >>721203079 >>721204396
>>721196992 (OP)
The game flopped so hard that they didn't even bother to make a ps5 port.
Anonymous No.721202747 [Report] >>721202892 >>721203079
>>721202640
Starfield and Cyberpunk have one thing in common.
Neither were available on the Playstation store a month after launch.
Anonymous No.721202753 [Report] >>721203478
The last no man's sly update was the last nail in the coffin of starfield.
Anonymous No.721202771 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
Game is literally just Fallout 4 in space but made by Npcs. It took Bethesda from 2015 to 2023 to shit out open world clone with barley any innovations. Why does it take them so long to make games, when they've been essentially making the same game?
Anonymous No.721202892 [Report]
>>721202747
Kek
Anonymous No.721203079 [Report] >>721203381
>>721202640
>>721202747
You guys do know it's a Microsoft owned studio making a game for only Microsoft platforms, right?

If it did so bad they'd port it to try to gain as much money as they can. PS5 is basically just a PC so it wouldn't be hard.

The fact that they don't port it is proof the game was an enormous success and they don't need Sony money.
Anonymous No.721203264 [Report] >>721203307
>>721202421
No they're not.
Anonymous No.721203294 [Report]
>>721202298
>the entire universe is muttmerica space mall
>cute girls are an impossibility
>romance option is a used up Karen hag
Consider me thoroughly unpandered to
Anonymous No.721203307 [Report] >>721203597 >>721204193
>>721203264
Yes, they are.
Anonymous No.721203381 [Report]
>>721203079
So of they do a port to playstation it is a sign of desperation?
Get ready for a port to Playstation.
Anonymous No.721203478 [Report] >>721203629 >>721205589
>>721202753
Yeah it was brutal rapeage.
Anonymous No.721203597 [Report] >>721203702 >>721203789
>>721203307
No they're not. Io is yellow due to a sulfur coating.
Anonymous No.721203629 [Report]
>>721203478
Jesus!

I had no idea that Sean Murray is like 7 feet tall.

And there's another 7 foot tall guy right behind them.

What are the chances of too legit giant freaks being in the same location at the same time like that?
Anonymous No.721203702 [Report] >>721203871 >>721204058
>>721203597
I bet you think the surface of Mars is bright red too.
Anonymous No.721203789 [Report] >>721203991
>>721203597
I think what anon is getting at is that it's theorized to be yellow so they painted it yellow. idk if it's true tho.
Anonymous No.721203871 [Report]
>>721203702
Close enough for government work.
Anonymous No.721203991 [Report]
>>721203789
>idk if it's true tho.
Anonymous No.721204058 [Report]
>>721203702
It's not bright red but it's distinctively orange-brown earning it the title of "Red Planet".

https://www.planetary.org/articles/2629
Anonymous No.721204193 [Report]
>>721202421
>>721203307
It's still pretty yellow and piss-colored even in true colors.
Anonymous No.721204396 [Report] >>721204853
>>721202640
It really is remarkable how a massive budgeted game from the people that made Skyrim just came and went like a fart in the wind. Even Fallout 76 hung around for longer. Starfield's only legacy will be how it spawned so many multi-hour video essays dissecting just why it was so bland and lifeless.
Anonymous No.721204410 [Report]
>>721198382
Holy dickriding
Anonymous No.721204696 [Report]
>>721201571
their depiction of our solar system was such a fucking disappointment, can't even go to Ceres
Anonymous No.721204853 [Report]
>>721204396
It was so bad it spawned a rant from an bald Aussie fat guy that killed the whole woke movement.
It will always be remembered as the game that killed woke.
Anonymous No.721204958 [Report] >>721205329
Im usually fine with Bethesda slop as time waster but fuck me i actually dropped this after pirating and playing for 6 hours
just felt soulless and boring
Anonymous No.721205098 [Report] >>721205483 >>721205506 >>721205589 >>721205773
Funny how starfield outlived all these other games that were shilled hard when they came out.
Anonymous No.721205329 [Report]
>>721204958
The larger the contingent of female devs the greater chance of the game sucking.
If a male dev believes a man can get pregnant they count as female for this equation.
Anonymous No.721205483 [Report] >>721205773
>>721205098
Despite its flaws, it's still a Bethesda game. They're not truly dead until the old devs retire, the engine is dropped and it gets rebooted into a generic UE5 studio
Anonymous No.721205506 [Report]
>>721205098
Every employee at Bethesda is required to have Starfield running on their gamepass account for at least 1 hour per each weekday.
Anonymous No.721205589 [Report] >>721205791
>>721205098
Actually no, Slopfield has been raped by everything under the sun >>721203478

Here's a 24 hours peak list of some open world games, most of them older than Slopfield.
Anonymous No.721205628 [Report]
Expect to see more Starfield threads next year when they release the game on PS5 and Switch 2 along with the teased new DLC and gameplay overhauls. Then people will say it's fixed just like cyberpunk and NMS.
Anonymous No.721205773 [Report] >>721205872 >>721206076
>>721205098
And here's a general 24 CCU list of some of the worst recent flops. Slopfield fits right in.

>>721205483
It's utterly dead and buried >>721198556
Even the bug fixing unofficial patch guys abandoned it.
Anonymous No.721205791 [Report] >>721205872
>>721205589
So starfield is losing to the most beloved games ever made and still holding it's own in the top while if it was really bad and awful it would be lower than avowed.
Anonymous No.721205840 [Report]
>>721198382
>is the greatest game ever made
lol
Anonymous No.721205872 [Report] >>721205923
>>721205791
No, it's getting raped >>721205773

Just like you.
Anonymous No.721205923 [Report] >>721205958
>>721205872
It's a 2 year old game and it's outdoing even newer games released this year. That isnt "raped", that is domination.
Anonymous No.721205958 [Report]
>>721205923
Todd...
Anonymous No.721206076 [Report] >>721206763
>>721205773
>Even the bug fixing unofficial patch guys abandoned it.
No.

What happened is there were two competing unofficial patches and one of them gave up. The other is still going.
Anonymous No.721206763 [Report]
>>721206076
The good guys gave up. Arthmoor is a nigger and him festering on a game because everyone else dropped it is a bad sign.
Anonymous No.721207064 [Report] >>721207571
>>721199884
They have strong opinions about everything Bethesda do, because to them it's their satan and Starfield is another anti-Christ.
Anonymous No.721207571 [Report]
>>721207064
The first city you visit has a female that got surgery to become a male and they hope their boyfriend is pleased with the surprise.

Why would they complain about someone fully buying into their mental issues?
You can't find a single thing for them to be mad about in game.
Anonymous No.721207901 [Report]
>>721196992 (OP)
Did anyone archive the comments on gman's video review before he disabled them?