Thread 722844612

>play fighting game for the first time
>dunno who to pick
>end up choosing the girl with the biggest tits

Hola vengo a flotar

>>722844612 (OP)
>>722844732
based thread viteh

PARA MI SON TODOS CHINOS

>>722844732
/floating/ bros ww@?

Que hacé?

what activated the sleeper agent spic code in here?

>Play fighting game
>Game has both the MC and the father of the MC
>Pick the father because his attacks are stronger and more refined to compensate the lack of speed

>>722846493
It's a reference to an old ass flash cartoon that was popular in like Argentina called "Alejo and Valentina"

>>722846346
estoy posteandou

SE CASHO EL SISTEMAAA

>>722844732
JO JO

>>722844612 (OP)
Honestly can't go wrong with this choice.

>>722846830
vino mal de fabrica viteh

Anyone else watched the Peronemlin episode as a kid and got scared as fuck?

Alejo y valentina is the only thing that earnt argentina's right to exist

>>722847090
Me chupa la pija vo y tu derecho a existir boludo

Who do you main

>>722847207
Sucumba main since the beta.

>>722846346
>>722846823
Name a better fighting game.

>>722847207
he's literally me

>>722844612 (OP)
>girl* with the biggest tits
Wouldn't that be the giant fat dude kek.

*Hi janny, anons fucked me up again*

>>722844732
>>722844612 (OP)
recajetilla el thread chabón

The only good thread on /v/ right now

how the fuck did this get on mtv

>>722847601
ikr, I even remember they made a mini crossover ad with happy tree friends announcing a new season for both shows almost 20 years ago

PERO QUE PUASA ACA??
NO SE PUEDEN HACER OFF TOPIC EN /v/
ME VA A TENER QUE ACOMPAÑAR

>>722847770
>almost 20 years ago
Holy fucking shit I'm going to kill myself.

>>722847207
Cara de cocou.

I ended up fuckin shredding with Sophitia though even got 2nd place in the arcade tournament back in the day.

>>722844732
Fpbp

i thought this show was niche how do so many people here know it

I will eat mine with mustard, mayonnaise...but no ketchup!

>>722849143
I think it and Happy Tree Friends were the first animated things I saw on the internet (no idea how I ended up watching them though, I just found them), then MTV aired episodes of both shows.
I even remember Alejo y Valentina getting dubbed by MTV's mexican hosts I think (Carlitox was voiced by Ash Ketchum's VA) and it was fucking awful kek.

That's exactly why I main Ivy

>>722849143
we all grew up with MTV.

DAME LA PLATA

>>722850068
FUCK, YOU JUST UNLOCKED A CORE MEMORY, I TOTALLY FORGOT THE AWFUL MEXICAN DUB THEY MADE FOR THE SHOW, FILLED WITH MEXICAN SLANG AND SHIT

>>722846346
te tiro un rashoo

>>722844612 (OP)
That part of MTV is lost now and that's kinda sad

>merchant may turn hostile if you try to haggle with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VOpxj6rVbA

que te pasa con mi amigo

>>722844612 (OP)
>Alejo y Valentina thread
Never expected this, holy based

Me cago
El raton me cago

video games

HOLAAAAAA ME LLAMO ALEJO Y ELLA SE LLAMA VALENTINA

DEJALO AHI

>>722853013
did he ever released the 2nd game?

La quiero con mayonesa, sin ketchup y con mostaza, dejale el tomate pero sacale la lechuga y la carne. Dejale el oregano, pero reemplazame la cebolla por la gaseosa y agrandame las papas y cambiamelas por un cono de vainilla. Y si no tenés de vainilla, ponele ketchup a la comida y agrandame el menú por 50 centavos. Pero no le pongas condimentos al helado porque vengo del cine y ella se llama Valentina.

>>722853921
lol
lmao

>>722854023
>podias agrandar un menu por 0.50c en el ano 2000
que lindo que era ser un pais serio

>>722844612 (OP)
HOLA, VENGO A POSTEAR

HOHOOOOHOOOO

BUENO, CHAU.

https://youtu.be/SKq4Hw359kA
>side character has a deep back-story

>>722854308
Como te llamas?

>>722846287
>mfw gacha threads
ohh si dejame ver tus senos

>>722846823
SE ME VUELA LA GALERA

>>722853013
LA ISLA DE LO MONO 2
NEVER
EVER

Anon, HAY QUE TENER SEXOOO

Tengo chaleco vite

hah

>>722853921
oh

esté thread es KINO

>>722855278
Y COMO HAY QUE HACER

>>722858918
que te pasa salame?
te haces el malo jil?

ponemo el vinito
ponemo la sandia

>>722844612 (OP)
Nunca en mi puta vida espere a ver a Alejo en el puto /v/.

Alguien sabe que paso con "el loco"? Alejo y Valentina estaban en la cima del mundo (excepto por ese puto dub mexicano) y de pronto paro y "el loco" desaparecio.

>>722855278
Recatate super loca.

>>722862671
ultimo que supo fue que se puso a vender NFTs de alejo y valentina.

>>722862753
No me creo esa mierda, "El loco" desaparecio como 10 años antes que los NFT existieran.

The only thing I rememver about this show is LOS MUERTOS VIVOS LOS MUERTOS VIVOS

Vamos gente, antes que los gringos se den cuenta, posteen todo lo que tienen.

Vamos gente, antes que los gringos se den cuenta, posteen todo lo que tienen.

>>722844612 (OP)
dejate de joder y no te hagas la loca, anda lavarte bien la boca te pica el culo no te lo lavas, anda a bañarte con aguarras

>>722863215
>>722863216
Que mierda? como paso esto? ESTE THREAD ESTA EMBRUJADO!

donde hay argentinos abundan los trolos e inceles

>>722844612 (OP)
Una monedita para la steam sale, loco?

>>722844612 (OP)
Los jueguito?

>>722864424
Pero vos so' loco viteh.

>>722844612 (OP)
JO JO JO

>>722864424
ONIONS HIJO DE OCHO PADRE DIFERENTE

>>722844612 (OP)
since when are there so many argies in here wtf

>>722865784
every spic knows Alejo y Valentina. It was broadcasted by MTV.

>>722855278
YO QUIERO UN SANGUCHEEE

Warning: Cursed Image

>>722865767
Era "tengo ocho hermanos todos hijos de padres diferentes" aweonao

>>722866056
wow this really is a third worlder thread

>>722866498
We kinda live better than the first world. Especially with how fucking full of nigs and jeets the "first world" has become.
We chill, our countries aren't overpopulated hell holes, we have great climate, great women, great food.
So go fucking dilate gringo. Ah, we also have almost no trooners and that type of cringe lunacy.

>>722844612 (OP)
ACHIKI POW CHIKI
ACHIKI POWWWW
ACHIKI POW POW

En las tardes azules de verano.
Iré por los senderos picado por el trigo.

>>722853013
That was the only point and click game I've ever played. It was very fun

El Bananero vs Alejo y Valentina
Who wins?

was this famous elsewhere or is this board full of argenchinos?

>>722867698
Like people said it aired on MTV so it wasn't just argies.

>>722867698
It was the most well cartoon in the mid to late 2000s in all of latin America.
I watched an episode when I came from highschool for the first time before they started doing full episodes and almost died of laughter, like LITERALLY I couldn't breathe of laughter, that was like around 2005 or 2006.

>>722866498
>Argentina
>third world

best thread right now

>>722847409
me cago hhhhh

>>722844612 (OP)
pero vosss sos looooocoohh viteehhhhhh

El Hermano

>>722850493
ok tome la plata pero no me cague

>>722864424
re cajetisha las rebajas chabon

TCH TCH
QUE HACÉ

>>722846493
the image lol

Hey anons, recuerdan "la isla de lo mono"? Resulta que si esta en flashpoint.

alguien recuerda killerpollo? era de la misma vena flash webtoon amateur del 2000 que alejo y valentina pero no sé si fue famoso fuera de mx

the matris is still the best episode

aprovecho el hilo para consultar, se acuerdan de otra animacion de la epoca? el MC era un pibe medio bajon que tocaba la guitarra en una banda. En un capitulo habla con el fantasma de luca prodan

>>722872089
ONIONS UN PIRATA
TENGO REPACKS DE FITGIRL
TENGO DVDS DE PLAY DOS
TENGO SWITCH CON ATMOSPHERE

¿Y si vamos a comer comida?

Dicho esto, ¿alguien ha llegado a crear subtítulos en inglés para la serie? Sobre todo para los episodios creados para Internet.

Hola gorda?
Mandame un pack

>>722862740
TE HACES EL MALO, GIL?

I don't care if it was just South Park, it was pure KINO

>>722875246
Someone reply! I want to watch the show but there are no english subtitles and I do not know Spanish.

Y A ESTE LE PONGO NADA

>>722875898
>Spanish
Argentinian actually

>>722875246
nope

>>722875740
*heh* la gorda...

YOU GOTTA KILL THE MUTHAFUCKA PEOPLE MAN
YOU GOTTA GET THE PEOPLE MAN

>always end up gravitating towards weird unique playstyle characters
>even when they’re not visually weird so it can’t even be explained by my taste in visuals

here waiting for Valentina smut

>>722854023
yo quiero un sangucheeeee

>>722875898

It's impossible to properly subtitle this shit, its like trying to subtitle a ghetto conversation on spanish, it just doesn't work.

even if you could get subtitles it wouldn't be remotely funny

>>722852862
no me jodas ricardo, ya te dije que a esta hora estoy shitposteando en /v/, chau

>>722877241
Fuck you, that's not real.

>>722844612 (OP)
>tfw no fighting game character that can "revolear las patas"

>>722849143
>i thought this show was niche how do so many people here know it
Pero si lo pasaban en MTV con South Park y La Casa de los Dibujos

uy que divertido thread
me lo shevo

>>722877543
I agree though I am sure it can be done pretty faithfully.

Are you sure no one has in the nearly 25 years that have passed subtitling to english the episodes? If not someone please do it!

>>722874963
>ONIONS UN PIRATA

>>722875898
Mucho me temo que no, amigo. Aprende español, que es un idioma relindo.

¡Jo, joooo, jo!

Bueno, chao.

>>722875898
The humor relies entirely on the way the characters talk, it cannot be translated sorry bro.

>>722877958
Anda a la mierda, yo lo miraba cuando no existía Youtube y to tenía que ver desde le página del pendejo que los estaba haciendo.

>>722878065

nobody has because its untranslatable, sure, you could brute force translate it, but it would be not only not funny but it will likely make little sense

this is the kind of shit that is only funny for argeniggers, and not uncommonly fun for other spanish speaking countries

as for everybody else, if you don't speak spanish yourself then there is a 99% chance you will not find it funny even if you could somehow translate it

its like trying to find japanese humor funny when you don't speak moonrunes nor watch anime

Mira, te hago la fatality mira
JO JO JO

I just realized i picked the habit of saying "Bueno, chau" from watching this as a kid.

>>722846775
I don't want to share an image board with this many fucking argentinian third worlders

>>722844612 (OP)
CHE VALENTINAA

Argentinians are surely the target audience but i think this show also works for uruguayans, paraguayans and chileans.

>>722878912

Alejo y Valentina was literally the ATHF of southamerica
nonsensical plots, cheap animation and shock humor, all well mixed in short episodes

>>722878912
as a chilindo this show is on the same level as 31 minutos in terms of being hardcoded in our subconscious

>>722878912
People in my shithole country liked it. TV cable and the internet made things popular in the whole region i think?

I remember when MTV used Alejo y Valentina to fill all the gaps in their programming.
It was getting ridiculous after some point, I guess it was better than Quiero mis quinces in ratings.

>>722878912
here in Chile everyone loved the show, it was fucking hilarious.

JO JO JO

ME TOCARON EL CULOOO

>>722878749
Argentinian website

>>722879234
damn that's too accurate, both came to be in the early 2000s too

>Wants to watch Sucursal 77 again
>Jewtube requires login
>nsfwyoutube doesn't work anymore
I hate jewgle

>>722844612 (OP)
I believe that’s called a “high tier”

>>>/int/215695179
Estamos acá pero
>>>/int/215663201

>>722847207
why the fuck would i bother playing when Pirin is broken as fuck

wtf man i came in expecting a fightan thread with fightan tits but everyones speaking spanish

>los argentinos subnormales no han hecho fangames de esto
>el chavo del ocho tiene varios fangames qleros hechos por fans

>>722880521
Los del Chavo no son todos juegos brazucas?

>>722880521
>Cris nos da su opinión sin haber terminado un solo juego en 13 años de intentar hacerlo
TODOS LOS WORKFLOWS

>>722880614
Seu Madruga...

>>722880614
el chavo del ocho aparece hasta en fornite y tiene juegos hechos por estudios comerciales como chavo kart.

Pero tambien tiene un mugen qlero hecho por hues.

>>722880648
y vos boludo?

>>722880758
>y vos boludo?
Yo no llevo 13 años posteando la misma mierda de 'gamedev'. Estás atrapado en un bucle temporal, hermano.
¿cuando vas a terminar algo? LO QUE SEA, ni con la AI terminas algo.

>>722880514
lmao this nigga got pranked

>>722844612 (OP)
Based Marisa chad

>>722880862
estamos progresando, pero mi meta es hacer algo profesional, no un jueguito random ahi mierdero.

Thoughts?

>>722880915
He said 'girl', anon. I assume you mean Mai?

>>722880925
Vas a repetirte esa excusa hasta los fines del tiempo y jamás vas a terminar nada, ni siquiera lo digo con ánimos de ofenderte, más bien que te des cuenta.

for me, is seu madruga

>>722844612 (OP)
I choose the one with the biggest... what do you people call it... 'culo'?

>>722881119
Since this is an Argie thread you can also call them 'orto'

>>722867672
Esta peleado, pero creo que alejo y valentina tiene mas SOVL

>>722881012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWSB5SEiOQ

deberias ver como subo nivel en mi canal.

>>722880109
Here you go ameo
https://files.catbox.moe/cxwbxe.mkv

>>722881119
culo
orto
ojete
pan dulce
baulera

>>722881119
>>722881172
or "ojete"

>>722881119
por esa cola mato y muero ameo

>>722881172
>>722881218
>>722881235
gracias

>>722878912
Uruguay here, can confirm

>>722844732
>>722845867

based

>>722881217
Gracias capo

>>722869545
Yeah he should've said fourth world

>!You have angered the argensimian!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMhyZcq3t2E

>>722880950
hasta donde lo vi, me parecio genial, hasta pretencioso por momentos

Ey chilenos, para cuando un hilo de 31 Minutos?

>>722882894
rather do a Pulentos thread

>>722882894
No onions chileno pero la respuesta es obvia: cuando salga la peli, la cual es real, por cierto.

>>722883103
LA LECHE NOS DEJA TERRIBLE JARCOREEE

>>722883109
jaja que imbecil dijo cebolla

>>722883156
Puta madre, me olvide que los mods banearon "s.o.y" por imposible niveles de mierdaposteo y nos cagaron a los de lengua hispana de paso.

>>722849143
Are you sure? I remember like 20 years ago when you went anywhere on the internet you heard people talking about it.

>>722880514
I have noticed argentinians and chileans are really good at mortal kombat, killer instinct and street fighter 2 champion edition.

>>722878305
Y a esta ahi que ponerle salsa porque esta niconico.

>>722880514
To be fair KoF is basically a southamerican franchise.

>>722883672
>killer instinct
Damn. I had no idea they were so based

>>722844612 (OP)
QUE LO QUE PASA ACÁ
ESTO NO ES UN HILO DE VIDEOJUEGOS

>>722884149
Es "¿Qué pasa acá?".
https://youtu.be/mLbBehza17Y?t=33

Vengo a revolear las patas

kino thread brehs

Iba pisando soretes, pise una banana y me fui a la mierda

>>722844612 (OP)
TODOS POSTEAN CARLITOX
Y TU TAMBIEN POSTEARAS

>>722885597
TUVE UNA VISIÓN
TUVE UNA VISIÓN

>>722882894
Tiny desk.

hilos asi de kino no se ven ni en lunas llenas azules

>>722887207
jaja miralo como baila el kirbi

Not a South American but I'm curious what you guys think about rts games?

>>722887936
I remember a lot of kids being into age of empires 2, mythology and starcraft.
https://youtu.be/glqMzGo7DNQ

>>722844612 (OP)
Always the safest strategy in any game

>>722887936
I was THAT kid playing my pirated version of warcraft 2 on official battle net. The kid who only built walls and barely knew english.
And most of the time, I lost the match before an attack because a phone call.

Bros, it's 2025 but I'm still playing Tibia.

>>722875898
Sorry gringo
>Captcha: NTR

>>722888262
>I lost the match before an attack because a phone call.
that still happens to me to this day

Qué ricooo

>>722847207
Pirin hands down.

>>722882894
ojala nunca, me mata de aburrimiento esa propaganda commie

>>722889325
el nene está bien

>>722890117
Qrd?

>>722877625
El jefe tambien me cago

Me acuerdo de volver de la escuela y juntarme con mi hermano para ver el capítulo de la semana. Y después nos metiamos a viciar la tarde en el MU Uruguay. Qué buenos tiempos.

Hola vengó a tirar manteca al techo.

>>722883672
They also fucking love Counter Strike.

>>722889325
YO, NEGRO COMO EL MAL!

>>722844612 (OP)
Qué le pusiste a los chizitos?

>>722890350
31 minutos es gay y progre, se nota mucho más en todo lo que han hecho recientemente

>>722894028
I dont care about the show, but some songs are good.

lala

>>722894401
you are right on that part

>>722887936
I loved Warcraft 3 but my brother is more of an Age of Empires 2 guy.

>>722895001
El huerfadrino is just too good.

Uhhh boludo este thread tiene mucho punch

Vos sos el de la tele

>>722874789
flaca
no me claves
tus puñales

just pick Ryu or Ken nigga

>>722889325
Kano el colesterol kanooo

Dale come pancito, come pancito che

>>722844612 (OP)
Argentina?
>>722847090
>>722850417
LOL.
>>722847207
Latin se los baja a todos de un golpe.
>>722847890
El janny de jannies. xDDD

>>722847028
It was a good episode.

>>722844612 (OP)
extremely based OP

ESTE HILO SE HOSTEA EN ELSERVER.COM

>>722905993
she shits and farts from that ass

>>722905993
Hummina hummina

Esto te va hacer bien

>>722894028
>>722890117
Coño, venezolano aqui.
Esa serie fue parte de mi infancia, que tristeza. Tienes ejemplos para echar el chisme? Ya me diste curiosidad para saber que coño pasó.
Chile se volvió progre como Argentina? Acaso es el político de turno? Forma de estafar a los judios o algo así?
>>722887936
Not enough dead commies. Also good game IMO.

I want to thank Argentina and its people for giving me the pleasure of chocotorta, milanesa, alfajor, and dulce de leche

No wonder you are the best country in latam

>>722906347
En el Tiny Desk concert hablaron de los indocumentados en otros países, fue algo muy extraño, no recuerdo que 31 minutos tocara esos temas.

>>722906601
Ah vaina, se que no hicieron ese tipo de vainas antes. Cuando más lo más progre era ls nota verde de Juan Carlos Bodoque, ojo que era antes del globohomo así que no caía sermoneado ni propagandizado.

Esta wea es un thread hijo de perra

>>722844612 (OP)
test

se me vuela elll boneteeee

>>722844732
COCA COLA ESPUMA!!!!!

>>722844612 (OP)
For me it's the most evil dude in the roster, failing that, the fattest

>>722844612 (OP)
>Play fighting game for the first time
>Don't know who to pick
>Pick the weirdest or most fucked up thing in the roster

I don't want to play identical looking characters in every game.

>children remember mid alejo y valentina
>MEN remember Elvis Christ

>>722878749
neither did the guy who used to own this place
but then he showed us his diploma in a photo

No entiendo como los Argentinos se pueden entretener con esta basura.

>>722909046
Subnormales hay en todas partes

>>722844612 (OP)
I just search for the top tier

>>722882894
mala la weá de 31 minutos, cuando un tema de alégale.tk

>>722909046
>>722909334
You need to be a straight to understand.

>>722905993
Este es un tipo.

>>722887936
A lot of classic RTS games have a big playerbase because they run in toasters. I got a cousin that goes to AoE2 tournaments and from what I heard people don't fuck around, it's super competitive.

>>722910164
>>722905993

>>722881119
Re cajetilla ese travesti chabon

Hola vengo a revolear las patas

>>722910164
>be a straight
Patito...

Una monedita pal Season Pass, un pesito pal deluxe edition, mira que son 5 nuevo personajes loco

>>722889325
Señor kano... esta usted seguro de que liu kang.... es el indicado para pelear?

dame la plata

Image being argie and have a literal cuck sicking zionist as president

>escort mission in game
>NPC will die if an enemy does as much as sneeze on it
>also it has shit AI

>>722844732
JO JO JO!

>>722847890
Kek

>>722911719
The best and worst part of Muygoy is how performative everthing he does is, in perfect line with liberalism, which first and foremost advocates for the freedom to LARP as anything you want.
The part of Hava Nagila he sung literally only has three words, the third one being "venis'meja".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFQh4Cfc8ao3D
He forgot it. That's how deep his Zionist devotion goes. Pure window dressing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvRUHJTkCU

>>722867698
Mexibro here, back in the day, my best friend and I were huge fans of this fucking show, we also loved it here

>>722875898
Like other anons have said, 90% of the show's humor is the way they use Argentinian Spanish, that's what makes it meme worthy alone

>>722890117
>>722894028
Snowflake pussy

>>722911658
Unironically Ricardo is my favourite character
>Buenas modder, el anon me cagó. Hizo un hilo de Alejo y Velentina y eso no es videojuegos
>Pero vete hinchar a tu puta madre, Ricardo!
>El modder tambien me cagó

>>722911309
Kek

>>722912587
>che para porque el mod suena mejicano?
>me cagaron el doble hhhhhh

>>722880514
Same here brother.
Skooch over I wanna hide too

NO ME DAS UN CIGARISHOOO?

>still up
Based

It's been almost two decades and I can still remember their voices. Jesus.

>>722881119
A ver si me da tiempo de dibujar a Valentina como Shermie o viceversa

>>722875898
even if you learn spanish, you've to have a certain degree of argentinian slang knowledge otherwise, you won't enjoy it at it's fullest, hell even MTV latam tried to make a mexican dub with mexican slangs and more BUT it was AWFUL, jokes didn't hit the same and was cringe overall

>>722844612 (OP)
Falklands

>>722878065
if you really want them that much, i'm sure some episodes have english subs on youtube but idk
you probably won't understand half of it, unlike anime there's no translator's notes here to explain the cultural context and explain the joke so you can "understand" it. AND even then plenty of it it's absurd so you wouldn't necessarily understand it regardless.

>>722916367
Kill yourself Nik

NO ME JODAS RICARDO, YA TE DIJE QUE A ESTA HORA ESTOY MIRANDO GRAN HERMANO

>>722917583
increiblemente basado el anon

Valentina awakened my pale skin fetish

>>722844732
Bueno chao.

>>722847207
TE TIRO EL RASHOO

>>722917886
seehte, you will never be a janny

>>722917886
>>722912587

>>722917886
next time apply to be a janitor then

>>722844612 (OP)
Literally my thought process
>whoa that guy looks cool
>Bryan Fury main
>whoa that girl has big tits
>Asuka Secondary
>>722844732
HO HO HO

>>722917583
Pero mira como está esa Valentina papaa, muy bueno Anon

>>722847890
jajaja mms, limpialo janny

>Meanwhile on the other side of La Cordillera in Chile
https://youtu.be/yOsTX6qc_9c
https://youtu.be/UIuf9g6ahy4
https://youtu.be/6IdOuZhrUVk