Skate
seems like some peeps are having instability issues
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 8:49:20 PM
No.722850669
>>722855652
bump
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 8:49:52 PM
No.722850724
>>722850575 (OP)
for me it's just my daily tasks that are bugged
let me nose manual for money FUCK
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 8:49:59 PM
No.722850730
>>722851617
>thread the anchor
>hip to flip
these are definitely new
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 8:56:57 PM
No.722851309
>>722851645
>>722864904
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 8:59:19 PM
No.722851513
>>722851549
>>722851780
Where's the "block party"?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 8:59:51 PM
No.722851549
>>722852235
>>722851513
the area in front of the church iirc. that park with the statue in the middle
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:00:34 PM
No.722851617
>>722850730
they were both in the prerelease tests, but new since early access I guess yeah
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:00:50 PM
No.722851645
>>722851742
>>722851767
>>722851309
if i install this on steam will it link to my EA?
im just on there since insider tests.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:02:06 PM
No.722851742
>>722851936
>>722851645
You actually have to link or make an EA account to play on the steam version, so no worries
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:02:23 PM
No.722851767
>>722851936
>>722851645
Yes, I was an insider as well and switched to steam, kept my shit
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:02:34 PM
No.722851780
>>722852235
>>722851513
on the skywalk above what you would assume is the block party.
next to the Ring statue park is a seasonal street course, you know, on da bloc. but above it is some rolling spine ramps, funboxes and shit, which is where that challenge actually counts.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:04:07 PM
No.722851909
>>722852937
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:04:31 PM
No.722851936
>>722851742
>>722851767
oh nice, i'll probably make the switch at some point, i've no other reason to use this other shitty app.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:05:59 PM
No.722852081
>>722852937
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:07:28 PM
No.722852221
>>722851000
she's gonna spray the graffiti tag next
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:07:41 PM
No.722852235
>>722851549
>>722851780
Seems like it counts anything in that general area, thanks
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:09:05 PM
No.722852338
>>722851000
lmao this is the most offensive caricature I have ever seen
thanks EA very cool
Oh this lil nigga goin ham
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:12:09 PM
No.722852586
>>722852474
lmao. is he trying to manual the crosswalk for that bearing challenge?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:16:13 PM
No.722852937
>>722853242
>>722854226
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:19:10 PM
No.722853159
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:20:21 PM
No.722853242
>>722853580
>>722853729
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:20:55 PM
No.722853287
>>722853492
>>722854221
Every single person doing a shuvit out of a grind failed in doing a flip trick. This is an objective fact
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:23:33 PM
No.722853492
>>722855002
>>722853287
Hey, I happen to like doing 360 shuvs
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:23:45 PM
No.722853507
Lots of frame drops on my series s
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:24:33 PM
No.722853580
>>722853242
>1.24 MB, 1080x1063
literally how
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:26:29 PM
No.722853729
>>722853242
based, add a flying player somewhere if you can
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:28:26 PM
No.722853898
>>722854368
>>722855065
this one sucks
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:31:53 PM
No.722854153
>>722852474
lmfao how the fuck is he even doing that
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:32:55 PM
No.722854221
>>722853287
yeah I never thought of shuvs as a flip trick either
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:32:57 PM
No.722854226
>>722852937
its basically the same engine as the sims
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:33:30 PM
No.722854271
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:34:40 PM
No.722854368
>>722854690
>>722855138
>>722853898
Tried doing it with a friend in coop and despite both of us doing all objectives (including the one sequence one) it refused to count the challenge as completed in coop.
We had a bunch of challenges with the same issue today.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:35:37 PM
No.722854457
>>722850575 (OP)
Is this shit fucking dead already barely anyone in my lobbies
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:36:42 PM
No.722854532
I hate that I'm enjoying this slop so much
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:36:56 PM
No.722854549
Someone made a steamgroup last thread
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/virdhouse
I saw some anons having issues joining.
What worked for me was:
-go to the store page in the steam client and middle click a game
-this will open a new steam browser window
-you can paste the link above in the window address bar and you can then join the group
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:37:15 PM
No.722854571
>>722850575 (OP)
you playing this on a $100 xiaomi, rajesh?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:38:47 PM
No.722854690
>>722854368
I don't have any of them complete in co-op
took a break and came back and finally got it though
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:41:05 PM
No.722854889
>>722855070
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:42:39 PM
No.722855002
>>722855070
>>722853492
oh don't get me wrong, doing shuvs or bigspins into something or on a hip is steezy, just that every single clip I see of someone doing one out of a grind you can tell they meant to do a flip trick and fucked up
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:43:27 PM
No.722855065
>>722853898
i was shocked when i got it within 10 tries since im kinda shit
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:43:32 PM
No.722855070
>>722854889
>>722855002
yeah, you're on the money there
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:44:16 PM
No.722855138
>>722855224
>>722854368
I had 2 of the 9 seasonal challenges I had to reset because it wasn't counting any of the "trick on the spot" co-op objectives.
And then four client resets due to party bugs leaving one of us stuck in limbo, or "server full" issues.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:45:32 PM
No.722855224
>>722855469
>>722855498
>>722855138
>had to reset because it wasn't counting any of the "trick on the spot" co-op objectives.
>And then four client resets due to party bugs leaving one of us stuck in limbo, or "server full" issues.
I've played over 600 hours and have never experienced this.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:48:21 PM
No.722855442
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:48:40 PM
No.722855469
>>722855224
Congrats, you got lucky, or rarely play co-op with people not currently in your server.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:48:57 PM
No.722855498
>>722857427
>>722855224
probably because its a new bug, dipshit
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:49:06 PM
No.722855513
rando joined in on the fun
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:50:35 PM
No.722855652
>>722855891
>>722914425
>>722850575 (OP)
>>722850669
Looks like the game was released 10 years ago, is this a ps5 game by chance?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:51:07 PM
No.722855696
>>722850575 (OP)
What ps2 game is this?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:53:44 PM
No.722855891
>>722856359
>>722855652
It's on PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, PC and soon mobile.
>try to tailslide
>keep getting a bluntside/boardslide
Is this just a lining-up issue?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 9:59:38 PM
No.722856359
>>722857426
>>722857560
>>722855891
>its on ps4
Oh damn, thats even worse. Hard pass.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:00:24 PM
No.722856417
>>722856071
hard to say without seeing anything
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:08:43 PM
No.722857095
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:11:05 PM
No.722857259
>>722857502
Game became more fun after I put allowed fall height from 0 to 1. Feels like too many of these challenges were made with that handicap in mind, otherwise you're stuck retrying 6-7 times to get the perfect line-up on a jump/fall, otherwise your legs crumple.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:11:53 PM
No.722857321
>>722851000
aww hell nawww she gon do a trick
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:12:16 PM
No.722857339
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:13:17 PM
No.722857426
>>722856359
mobile is what's holding it back the most I think but I'll probably play it on mobile sometimes
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:13:17 PM
No.722857427
>>722855498
new bug my behind, ive been experiencing near constant issues with the party system since launch. thankfully im not getting put into other players challenges anymore, but they certainly get put into mine
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:13:21 PM
No.722857434
sorry wrong clip
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:14:18 PM
No.722857502
>>722857767
>>722857259
dunno how you're even supposed to do some of the shit in the game with the fall damage handicap turned off honestly
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:15:06 PM
No.722857560
>>722857802
>>722858747
>>722856359
Embarrassingly, the game runs god-awful on PS4 despite looking what it looks like, which is SUPPOSED to be mobile-friendly. Meanwhile, THPS1+2 absolutely shits all over it while on the same platform.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:17:08 PM
No.722857721
The stability of this game's physics confuses me at times. Haven't even been on one minute and already this happens.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:17:39 PM
No.722857767
>>722858113
>>722857502
i keep it at 2 always
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:18:01 PM
No.722857802
>>722858028
>>722857560
this shit is for sure not optimized. actually we already have proof that it isn't like this. 3 skyscrapers inside of each other all rendering. guess they don't care about burning up their player's hardware which pisses me off.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:21:07 PM
No.722858028
>>722872345
>>722857802
Funny enough, that's my webm. That isn't the problem so much that the game is fucking CPU hungry for some reason. Even with an SSD on my PS4, it struggles to keep up on streaming in LODs and textures.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:22:06 PM
No.722858113
>>722857767
same here. that's the only handicap thing I have on but I turned down/off everything else.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:29:52 PM
No.722858747
>>722858897
>>722857560
its gotten so much worse with season 1. certain line challenges suck mega dick because you're getting intense pop in and extra input delay as you go along
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:31:49 PM
No.722858897
>>722858747
The input delay is the main thing that turned me off from dicking with the PS4 version too much. I can deal with 30fps cap, but the controller input delay on PS4 @30fps feels doubled compared to my PC w/ 30fps cap turned on.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:34:46 PM
No.722859138
>>722860552
>>722860706
comfy spot. using street signs is super underrated. only kind of quick drop items I actually enjoy
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:41:17 PM
No.722859619
#GiveUsFreeRewardsForThisAwfulSeason
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:53:54 PM
No.722860552
>>722860710
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:54:04 PM
No.722860564
webm conversion gave it that "ripped from an old 411VM VHS" type stank.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:54:49 PM
No.722860614
>>722860752
we need to combat these realistic niggers boring ahh webms
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:55:49 PM
No.722860703
>>722861945
>>722850575 (OP)
wouldn't instability issues mean stability? If you're having an issue being instable, then you're stable
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:55:51 PM
No.722860706
>>722859138
I'll use those or sometimes the plywood boards to get a roll-in for a handrail or something like that. Those feel more in the spirit of street skating than plopping full kickers and flatbars down.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:55:56 PM
No.722860710
>>722860552
hell yeah very sick
I went over to the brickswitch shore to skate the park and ledges there
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:56:39 PM
No.722860752
>>722861873
>>722860614
yeah bro let's christ air through the church window
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 10:57:59 PM
No.722860841
Longest handrail?
Any favorite areas you just like skating through?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:02:35 PM
No.722861143
>>722860916
>brickswitch shore to skate the park and ledges there
pretty chill here
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:04:52 PM
No.722861315
>>722856071
Lets say you're going towards the rail you want to grind from the left (the rail is to the right of your character) and you're not skating switch or anything weird.
Once you ollie towards it try to "land" slightly to the left of it.
Once in the air after the ollie pull back on the right stick and rotate quarter circle to the right and hold it there.
You should land with your tail on the rail and do a tail slide.
For a nose slide push the stick up and rotate quarter circle to the right.
If you want bluntslides land more to the right of the rail (your jumping over it) and rotate the stick to the left.
For board/lip just pus the right stick to the right or left (no rotation or quarter circle movement.)
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:07:19 PM
No.722861473
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:09:50 PM
No.722861658
>>722861770
>30 fps
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:11:49 PM
No.722861770
>>722865904
>>722861658
>he's playing on console
oh no no no
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:13:12 PM
No.722861873
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:14:13 PM
No.722861945
>>722860703
kek but I read it as the issues are the instability
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:20:05 PM
No.722862353
>>722862450
Frostbite for this game was a mistake. Shit is built for pushing AAA visuals and has the overhead required for such.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:21:29 PM
No.722862450
>>722862353
>use same engine as all the other teams
>don't get any engine support
>don't use any features build for other Frostbite games
it was indeed a complete waste
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:23:25 PM
No.722862610
>>722860916
The big open plaza of The Vault + Lucre Financial Gardens has a lot of fun stuff. It's a bit too open though.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:24:45 PM
No.722862692
>>722860916
Pretty much just Bricswitch
HOW THE FUCK DO THESE KIDS DO THIS MEME CHURCH JUMP I CANT GET IT AT ALL
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:37:28 PM
No.722863562
>>722863732
>>722863401
face it, old man. the youth of today are just better than you
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:38:15 PM
No.722863608
>>722863732
>>722863401
Damn unc, looks like you're going back to the training island
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:38:22 PM
No.722863614
>>722863784
>>722863806
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:39:59 PM
No.722863732
>>722863608
>>722863562
It's harder than literally any realistic webm
I think it's just luck no skill
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:40:55 PM
No.722863784
>>722863910
>>722864569
>>722863614
>1 og unc
>2 youthful white skater girls
can you guys not call it a threesome
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:41:23 PM
No.722863806
>>722863614
Autists......roll out
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:42:47 PM
No.722863910
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:45:15 PM
No.722864092
>>722864181
I keep opening the skate pass like maybe I missed something actually good.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:46:29 PM
No.722864181
>>722864092
i want the muddy combat boots
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:51:23 PM
No.722864557
>>722864409
It still doesn't have grab grinds or figner flips, so no
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:51:34 PM
No.722864569
>>722865036
>>722869102
>>722863784
we had a three way with a car hood if that counts
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:51:49 PM
No.722864593
>>722864409
Depends on what you mean.
Well, not really because the answer is most likely no.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:52:48 PM
No.722864671
>>722865036
>>722865304
>>722864409
game's perfect anon
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:56:13 PM
No.722864904
>>722851309
does not show up when i search for it
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:56:14 PM
No.722864906
The lighting sucks in a lot of places.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 11:58:15 PM
No.722865036
>>722865465
>>722864569
>>722864671
FUCK my game crashed I'm coming back to the comfy spot
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:02:16 AM
No.722865304
>>722864671
realism haters have been real quiet since this dropped
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:04:36 AM
No.722865465
>>722865507
>>722865036
bros the game is stuck like this after loading for several minutes its so over
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:05:17 AM
No.722865507
>>722865553
>>722865465
jej does it work if you try to teleport to someone?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:06:04 AM
No.722865553
>>722865596
>>722865507
>722865507
menu was just a black screen, relaunched but its loading for an excessively long time again
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:06:40 AM
No.722865596
>>722865689
>>722865553
restart your pc maybe
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:07:54 AM
No.722865689
>>722865596
worked the second time but looks like the party is full now. I'll try again in a few minutes
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:11:05 AM
No.722865904
>>722861770
works fine on my no games device (ps5)
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:11:50 AM
No.722865940
>>722866041
>>722866260
>Game is rated T for Teen
I'm fucking impressed. The game does fucking everything it can to try to be an E-for-Everyone game, yet it gets rated the same as Skate 1-3 did which was gritty, and had blood/scuffing in it, alongside some crude language here and there.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:12:22 AM
No.722865982
Anybody have trouble getting into a obby today on the Dreamcast version?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:13:12 AM
No.722866041
>>722866729
>>722865940
pretty sure they were aiming for an E10 rating which is why the song lyrics are so heavily censored and they dropped hall of meat
didnt help in the end. bring that shit back
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:14:34 AM
No.722866134
love an easy challenge
because i just want to get this shit out of the way
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:16:15 AM
No.722866260
>>722866451
>>722865940
pretty sure one of the older games had a part where someone says "shit" or "fuck" too
but how in the fuck is this even rated T? because of lyrics in some of the songs or something? this seriously should be rated E because it's soft and babyish as fuck. if they're still going get a T rating then they might as well make it less pussified.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:18:59 AM
No.722866451
>>722866260
pretty sure in either skate 2 or 3 the cameraman would say "Holy shit" and "oh my god"
maybe I'm misremembering but those games were always rated T for song lyrics also. they could say bitch and shit, I think.
damn maybe I'm remembering wrong but I'm like 90% sure thats how it was
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:22:58 AM
No.722866729
>>722866041
I completely forgot about music considerations. Just had that shit muted from the get go when I noticed how bland the entire line-up was.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:25:31 AM
No.722866926
>>722863401
You don't need much speed, don't even need to ollie, adding a kicker inside will add magnetism to make it easier.
I honestly don't get why people hang around that ramp, there's not much you can do without placing objects around, riding down the parking lot wall quarter pipe is way more fun than the church itself.
I also wonder just how many of these normies even realize that these spots aren't even hidden or secret, one of the challenges requires you to jump over the church and starting the challenge even places you in a position where you can glide down and get huge air.
I find the mega ramp to the north where you hop a rooftop onto a big quarterpipe more fun as you can at least land a trick there and there's fun things you can do with kickers too
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:26:55 AM
No.722867023
>>722867107
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:27:59 AM
No.722867107
>>722867141
>>722867172
>>722867023
everytime i see that skull i get reminded of this
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:28:29 AM
No.722867141
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:28:51 AM
No.722867172
>>722867241
>>722867107
I'll forever wear my skull until the game offers a better option for completely hiding the fugly-heads this game forces.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:29:17 AM
No.722867203
>>722867927
you know that sewer entrance under the curved rail in the waterway?
stand on its ledge looking into the sewer
hanging with the boys is very chill. even when a random shows up and builds a psychitic ramp setup thats near impossible to skate lol
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:29:46 AM
No.722867241
>>722867408
>>722867172
same and I just kind of like being a skull faced dude
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:31:11 AM
No.722867349
>>722867214
>psychotic ramp setup
lmao i thought the same
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:31:17 AM
No.722867356
>>722867214
Hey, look, there I am, dead on the floor
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:32:08 AM
No.722867408
>>722867496
>>722867241
We should have named the /v/ group Bone/v/ros.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:33:14 AM
No.722867496
when you hold the board, why is it griptape side out?
why dont they show off the deck art instead?
and why is this the animation at all? it should be a vertical hold from the nose so throwing down can animate more smoothly. I'm pretty sure it was like that but someone would have to post footage of those early leaks
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:35:07 AM
No.722867637
>>722867214
I was at a spot before and someone started skating it with me but after a few bails they just put ramps in front of every rail to get on...
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:36:10 AM
No.722867706
>>722867531
idk and skaters actually hold their board griptape side in so it doesn't slide around. posers made this but we already know that......
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:36:26 AM
No.722867725
>>722867789
>>722867531
>why is it griptape side out?
Because that's how you hold it in real life bro
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:37:06 AM
No.722867779
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:37:12 AM
No.722867789
>>722868148
>>722867725
no you don't cuz then it slides on your clothes and shit
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:37:56 AM
No.722867841
>>722867531
>it should be a vertical hold from the nose
nobody carries a board like this. it would be nice for the throwdown animation but just doesn't make sense. We're lucky they don't mall carry the boards by the trucks
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:38:42 AM
No.722867886
>>722867531
Nfc. You held the board the other way around in the Skate series up until this new one. Why you would hold the grip side against your arm is beyond me if you're not just holding it by the nose or its trucks.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:39:14 AM
No.722867927
>>722867203
It's more noticeable if you hang from it instead.
Anyone done this without cheesing it?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:40:46 AM
No.722868043
>>722867929
yeah but it was a bit of a pain
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:41:04 AM
No.722868064
>>722867929
There was a cheese? I just did it the way I figure the devs intended, which is just doing a body flip, and modifying a grab in the middle of it, for each ollie you get off the humps, with a manual inbetween.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:41:40 AM
No.722868112
>>722867929
Cheesing how?
>>722867789
Yeah man, I want the griptape grinding against me and wearing down my clothes , feels good. Also, putting down the board is totally smooth afterwards, only have to rotate it 270 degrees in a way my wrist doesn't bend.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:42:56 AM
No.722868209
>>722867929
I just said fuck it after missing the "all in one sequence" too many times. Also I literally changed into that exact outfit minus the hat just a little while ago.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:43:18 AM
No.722868235
>>722868148
no one who skates should care about their clothes because they're going to get fucked up anyway
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:43:33 AM
No.722868249
>>722868148
better than it rubbing on my forearm. it probably goes both ways but I always held my board grip in
but I also held my board with the opposite hand because I like to caveman with my FS hand
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:44:26 AM
No.722868293
>>722868148
>only have to rotate it 270 degrees in a way my wrist doesn't bend.
wut
I fucking love this ledge at the brooklyn banks spot. super fun to hit going up or down because you have to squeeze past the rail and planter
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:47:52 AM
No.722868492
>>722850575 (OP)
>Open game
>Crash
Ok I'll try again
>Endless loading screen
I uninstalled
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:48:48 AM
No.722868550
>>722868483
nigga on the phone not even looking
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:52:21 AM
No.722868743
>>722868821
>>722868885
>>722868483
whats the EA Id? wanna skate with yall
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:53:43 AM
No.722868821
>>722869641
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:54:48 AM
No.722868885
>>722868960
I also cant stop doing this fake finger-shuv. looks just good enough to be a fun trick
>>722868743
yeah find us in the steam group hop in bitch
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:55:51 AM
No.722868960
>>722868885
i forgot the fucking clip kill me
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:55:55 AM
No.722868965
Anyone know if any glitches still exist to get to the underground tunnel? Was a cool skating/luge spot.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:58:14 AM
No.722869102
>>722869161
>>722878005
>>722864569
This spot is cool
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:59:15 AM
No.722869161
>>722869505
>>722869102
what the fuck nice fingerflip at the start. really good timing and maybe the angle helped hide the animation but that was sick
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:00:53 AM
No.722869281
>>722869320
>>722869551
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:01:40 AM
No.722869320
>>722869281
I fucking felt it when we hit this clip lol and then you got on your phone and confirmed it
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:04:57 AM
No.722869505
>>722869161
Thanks man. Yeah the angle is definitely doing a lot of heavy lifting, spent ages getting it just right to hide the kick
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:05:40 AM
No.722869551
>>722870182
>>722871010
>>722869281
we can hit this cleaner but that was crazy for the first attempt
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:07:08 AM
No.722869641
>>722869853
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:10:18 AM
No.722869853
>>722869641
In steam, yes.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:15:46 AM
No.722870181
>>722870950
This one was a bit painful. Clipped the damn vent at the end but I was too pissed off to keep trying. The run up sucks ass and the angle and speed necessary to hit the bank just right are tight as hell
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:15:48 AM
No.722870182
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:19:23 AM
No.722870428
>tfw only stunts and bearings missions left
I remember liking skate. when I was a kid, but this game is seriously pissing me off and I don't know what to do about it.
I feel like the turorialization is dogshit. They're like: "here's an ollie, here's a kickflip. Now, go launch into this pipe and earn a grillion points in one trick" and it just ramps up from there. Like I'm in the starter zone and one of the point gets was 750 flip trick with a grab and 180, and doing several variations of that would get me like 600. Had to do some random z-flick flip and a backflip to hit the point par.
Also, even though it's the whole point of the game, collecting all the Simon says shit like "kickflip over the stairs" or whatever just isn't fun anymore.
Fuck, maybe this is a me problem.
Fun spot in Mile, should add more variety
>>722870434
The real problem is that it leans too much into the tutorialisation - every mission is just a tutorial. You'll be several hours in and finally unlock the next mission just to find out it's a manual tutorial. It's very dumb.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:23:00 AM
No.722870609
>>722870538
Maybe I should do the main missions and stop trying to collect all the bearings.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:24:03 AM
No.722870681
>>722870434
>>722870538
not only that, it treats you like a retard the whole time
"haha here's a wholesome chungus dialogue to show you how to kickflip for the sixth time xD"
even worse when you recognize gravette's voice and the first thing you remember is his tantrums and doing drugs while ripping the fuck up
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:27:01 AM
No.722870868
OMG I DID A FWEAKIN INFUNUT KICKFWIP ON DA WEEWY BIG WAMP AT SWAPPY'S CWUBHOUSE
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:28:44 AM
No.722870950
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:29:03 AM
No.722870973
>>722878868
this gap is so fucked up I dont know how we hit it at first and cant anymore
I kinda managed but tailtapped the rail and last step so its still FUCKED
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:29:47 AM
No.722871010
>>722869551
these are amazing considering they are just off the cuff
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:29:51 AM
No.722871016
>>722871063
>>722871241
death/v/ish is a better name...
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:30:56 AM
No.722871063
>>722871221
>>722871241
>>722871016
Make your own group, show those /v/irdhouse sellouts how it's done
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:33:52 AM
No.722871221
>>722871384
>>722871456
>>722871063
>no groups bigger then 4
>no actual team feature
>no team sticker
>no multiplayer modes at all
no thx, im not playing this faggot game until they add more then 5% of what made skate good
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:34:14 AM
No.722871241
>>722871016
>>722871063
>blackie is on /v/irdhouse
>mr. clean joins death/v/ish
>racial skate wars
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:36:41 AM
No.722871384
>>722871221
We could just get on Skate 3, if anyone still has a functioning PS3.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:37:46 AM
No.722871456
>>722871587
>>722871221
Real shit. How do you make a online only multiplayer focuses game and not have any real fucking multiplayer in it
Even Skate 3 has online teams
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:40:09 AM
No.722871587
>>722871456
to be honest in the closed access they had two different team modes both in parties and in made teams so I'm sure they're coming
like stickers and custom shit they're probably scared of SCHUTZSTAFFEL SKATEBOARDS or something similar or there are other technical shit to do first
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:41:04 AM
No.722871626
>>722870434
its probably an expectation problem like, imagine playing Tekken 10 years ago then picking it up today and expecting to hit those mega juggle + wall combos. rather than just enjoying the process and gameplay for what it is.
and the point of the game is too skate. the tutorial missions and challenges are just live service junk to work through at whatever pace, they aren't going anywhere.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:42:09 AM
No.722871682
this one came out cool. i had to really zoom in since we were kinda far apart but it worked out nicely
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:47:10 AM
No.722871982
>>722850575 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!? You're fucking instable motherfucker. Fucking come on my website talking shit... fuck you! Your fucking mom has instability issues! You little fucker!
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:48:32 AM
No.722872072
>>722872159
>>722871872
niice. and the ollie over the rail before that was bonkers. how tf did you do that
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:49:56 AM
No.722872159
>>722872072
At the last spot? I just got a lucky throwdown that maintained super high speed and I boned the ollie out as fat as I could. I still clipped the rail and steps so it wasn't actually clean I'll probably try to hit that gap again some time
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:52:47 AM
No.722872345
>>722872490
>>722872516
>>722858028
Yesss... "the game is CPU hungry" that's what it is. What do you know about the engine the game runs on? You guys still haven't realized these games are manipulated by AI in real time. If you want to see a major difference go unplug your router and then play. Crazy how it's not CPU hungry at all anymore huh?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:53:47 AM
No.722872417
>>722872592
>>722871872
Why is there a black person?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:53:57 AM
No.722872425
>>722870538
This is nutty. That tail to manny is smooth as eggs
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:55:00 AM
No.722872490
>>722872985
>>722873627
>>722872345
>What do you know about the engine the game runs on?
it's used in literally every other EA title from sports games to Need For Speed. Idk about the rest of the schizopost lol. It's a poorly optimized always online game. The one good thing about a potential mobile port is that the game will run like fucking butter at that point. But it might also hinder the amount of physics calculations going on
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:55:23 AM
No.722872516
>>722872345
>If you want to see a major difference go unplug your router and then play
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:56:23 AM
No.722872592
>>722872417
Bite your tongue that's Vantablack the OG /v/irdhouse realistic skater
if the character creator is fucked you may as well make a groid, I suppose
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:57:39 AM
No.722872669
I was afk too long and got kicked I'll be back after a smoke break
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:02:08 AM
No.722872979
>>722873714
>>722877407
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:02:15 AM
No.722872985
>>722873179
>>722872490
>The one good thing about a potential mobile port is that the game will run like fucking butter at that point.
They'll only optimize the Mobile build and put none of that towards the other versions. People were already reporting in the closed mobile playtests that the game was overheating their higher-end Pixel and Samsung phones, while murdering the battery in the process.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:05:26 AM
No.722873179
>>722872985
I played the last mobile build and I have a pretty old and shitty phone. The game did run hit, and was locked to Streamlined controls. I tried pairing my controller with Bluetooth, and it did work, but I could play the game with my actual control setup. So even at 30 fps, 360p on my Pixel 6s, I would have put up with it. But the controls were a dealbreaker
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:05:45 AM
No.722873198
Here's a challenge: Try to land any trick from this bridge to the roof below and clean exit through the gate. I just can't keep away from gaps with fucked up angles and timing, I must have spent close to 30 minutes here and only got two good clips out of it. Ended up sweaty from sheer frustration lol
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:06:15 AM
No.722873227
>>722873292
>>722873363
Is there a board tap emote you can unlock, i havent bothered much with progression thus far but if there is i will grind that shit out
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:07:07 AM
No.722873292
>>722873227
yes
I use it kinda all the time since I unlocked it, but people are usually doing challenges and they don't see it
a shame
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:07:26 AM
No.722873314
>>722873478
popsicle emote where your guy waddles around like a little faggot afterward
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:08:08 AM
No.722873363
>>722873227
there's 2
the board sap emote is kinda weird but the board smack I think it's called is probably what you want. They are both available in the free boxes but I can't remember which, sorry
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:10:07 AM
No.722873478
>>722873314
One of my good friends who is literally the best skater I know and has met so many pros it blows my mind, but he popsicled many years ago and literally broke his dick. It takes him like 20 minutes to piss now after like 15 years. It's so fucked I feel so bad for him.
But yeah I'll never laugh at a popsicle slam again
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:12:11 AM
No.722873597
Any double body flips? Do you need to fool the game like in previous titles?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:12:35 AM
No.722873627
>>722873768
>>722874008
>>722872490
Ohhh... so other games with extremely heavy AI use? "Schizo". One day you're going to be dying exactly how schizos said you would and nobody will know or care cause you're just some retard that writes people off based on your own lack of understanding. You're a literal retard. Don't even reply you brainlet
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:14:00 AM
No.722873714
>>722874152
>>722872979
nice one. this is a sick session
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:15:00 AM
No.722873768
>>722873912
>>722873627
Extremely based post I hope you have a good night brother
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:15:07 AM
No.722873773
>>722874768
>>722874970
Had to step up the skinny ledge game
>>722871872
this one is cool because it's just me following you around
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:17:22 AM
No.722873912
>>722873768
I hope you do too, and the guy I insulted.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:18:59 AM
No.722874008
>>722874574
>>722873627
What is the AI doing in these games?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:19:46 AM
No.722874054
>>722873898
weird how distinctly I remember all these lines. That's when we first showed up at the spot and I was sad I fucked up by not clearing that final gap.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:21:20 AM
No.722874130
>>722874232
>>722873898
Would be cool if you could get a camera out to film your friends yourself.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:21:41 AM
No.722874152
>>722874238
>>722873714
gonna go work on some challenges now cuz i want that board tap emote
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:23:02 AM
No.722874232
>>722878005
>>722874130
this is something I remember being suggested multiple times in the closed forums. they never e en bothered to make a working replay system before release so its no surprise it also doesn't have a cool fun coop filming mechanic
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:23:05 AM
No.722874238
>>722874334
>>722871872
>>722874152
>>722873898
Love this spot, sad it's basically the only thing to survive the playtests
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:23:43 AM
No.722874280
>>722874494
>>722874605
>>722873898
Is there a way to control your height with the free cam in the editor? Feels suuuper clunky to record in free cam and the rest of them look like shit
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:24:45 AM
No.722874334
>>722874238
only because its based on a real new york spot
but its weird that its called SAN Vansterdam and not NEW Vansterdam soo they could both justify all the NY spots and the lack of hills at the same time
FUckign RETARDS
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:27:42 AM
No.722874485
>>722850575 (OP)
Skate. GOTY even though it fucking sucks
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:27:53 AM
No.722874494
>>722874280
i never use free cam, too difficult to make it look good. i only use follow cam, tripod or fixed.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:29:07 AM
No.722874574
>>722874008
It keeps a log of reactions. It updates the log on your habits and tendencies to repeat certain actions. Then it attacks those reqctions and tendencies like MGSV does by defending against your typical attack, sports and racing games do this also. It can then identify your areas of strength and defend against them at will. Your console and pc also typically have recording devices that pick up your reaction to those situations. They can use AI to build an entire profile on you and then use AI to execute attacks. They told you they were recording your gameplay and voice interactions when you agreed to the terms. They told you they were recording your keystrokes. None of this is schizo, it's bragged about by devs such as MGSV. I'm just trying to tell the truth. If you care, now you know. If you don't, sorry for wasting your time.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:29:45 AM
No.722874605
>>722874280
no.
I always use freecam because it tickles my autism to have a little filming minigame but there's no height control which just further rubs in this stupid cope I have for a lack of keyframes.
>>722873773
nice one mr koston. you inspired me to do this
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:34:44 AM
No.722874905
>>722875653
>>722874768
Fps is too high. Need to turn on vsync and/or lower refresh rate to 80-100
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:35:50 AM
No.722874970
>>722875009
>>722873773
>>722874768
Guys what game is this?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:36:36 AM
No.722875009
>>722875493
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:41:49 AM
No.722875327
>>722876621
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:44:45 AM
No.722875493
>>722875009
narbacular drop?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:47:23 AM
No.722875653
>>722874905
what does fps affect
also, i don't know how many fps i'm getting but i'm running this on a 10 year old machine
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:04:15 AM
No.722876621
>>722875327
cute 90's stacy
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:08:07 AM
No.722876845
>>722876929
dear devs
somehow you have good animators
add the flamingo, people here would say "kino" to it
thank you
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:09:14 AM
No.722876929
>>722876991
>>722876845
I'm really hoping they add the dolphin flip
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:10:14 AM
No.722876991
>>722876929
and hospital flip
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:11:50 AM
No.722877078
>>722877173
>>722877252
that double flip seasonal challenge has a minor cheese if you go off the side of the second ramp. landing in the manual after the first flip seems to be the hardest part
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:13:12 AM
No.722877168
>>722850575 (OP)
My game crashes and runs like shit after the update and the piss filter looks like shit. RIP I was enjoying what little the dogshit devs had to offer
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:13:21 AM
No.722877173
>>722878619
>>722877078
>that board
I hope they add this hat just for you
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:14:40 AM
No.722877252
>>722877078
Body flip into manual in general is unreliable as fuck I've come to notice over the past month.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:17:26 AM
No.722877407
>>722872979
this is the one i was trying to get
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:27:21 AM
No.722878005
>>722869102
>tripod to gameplay cam
My nigga, that is how it's done.
>>722870538
Love that spot.
>>722874232
I honestly just don't think it'd work that well in practice. It'd be cool if the replay system was like Halo's where you can send people the replay file and they can move the cameras and keyframe it etc themselves so you can kinda have someone do the filming for you in that sense.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:38:11 AM
No.722878619
>>722878671
>>722877173
he cant wear that hat he isnt oriental
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:39:11 AM
No.722878671
>>722878619
just like Raiden
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:42:47 AM
No.722878868
>>722870973
oh i missed the clip. this is nuts
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:26:45 AM
No.722881482
>>722882452
>>722882485
Just noticed this bird statue has a french fry. Was trying to get a good stall on its right wing but it's a pain, especially getting out of it back into the wing.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:45:38 AM
No.722882452
>>722881482
I'm also trying either a stall or handplant but yeah it's really sketchy
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:46:10 AM
No.722882485
>>722881482
Is that THE gullcrest?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:46:09 AM
No.722882487
>>722882841
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:50:40 AM
No.722882746
Cleanest grind/stall I got.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:51:23 AM
No.722882789
my nigga joa streamin but he aint talkin no skateboardin
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:52:13 AM
No.722882841
>>722889118
>>722882487
>They told me the new board had pop, but this is ridiculous!
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:52:14 AM
No.722882845
..and the closest I got on the handplant.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:53:01 AM
No.722882884
>>722883031
>>722883783
Can someone please explain to me why ollie height is so fucking random? I've been working on Haul More Butt for an hour and I can't even finish the goddamn route.
Can't grind on the fucking planters 80% of the time and can't make it over the garden 100% of the time.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:55:42 AM
No.722883029
>>722883094
Also my favorite song disappeared from my favorites playlist and that pisses me off.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:55:46 AM
No.722883031
>>722883145
>>722882884
Bone every ollie. Boned is always max height for your character, otherwise regular ollies depend on your flick speed and crouching.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:56:47 AM
No.722883094
>>722883029
I GOT DIRT ON MY HANDS!
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:57:47 AM
No.722883145
>>722883487
>>722883031
>boned
I don't know what that means
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:59:19 AM
No.722883210
Feeble grinds are the final boss of the game.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:03:05 AM
No.722883414
>>722883498
>wanna chill after a long day of work
>fire up skate
>endless loading screen
t-thanks
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:04:28 AM
No.722883487
>>722883145
hold up on the flick
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:04:38 AM
No.722883498
>>722883731
>>722883414
Seems to happen at least half the time when I start the game since the update.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:09:37 AM
No.722883731
>>722883498
Yeah it never happened to me until this update
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:10:50 AM
No.722883783
>>722889040
>>722882884
if you want to cheese it, ollie or kickflip or whatever and mash one of the grabs for half a second, it forces the max ollie height
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:11:38 AM
No.722883827
Didn't notice the second clip had an error exporting from the game. Kinda feel like editing a little video together but don't want to put a lot of effort in before we get replay editor updates.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:12:07 AM
No.722883847
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:13:09 AM
No.722883898
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:14:13 AM
No.722883959
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:15:34 AM
No.722884032
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:16:50 AM
No.722884097
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:20:27 AM
No.722884295
>>722884661
Man it feels so fucking good playing this with a dualsense
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:28:15 AM
No.722884661
>>722884935
>>722884295
Does it have the extra features on PC or just on PS5?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:29:37 AM
No.722884724
what the FUCK is with this negative grind assist bullshit
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:32:44 AM
No.722884884
>>722885312
just realised the curved-top quarter pipe is gone from my ramps inventory.
anyone else?
i used that thing for getting speed for big gap clips. why would they take it away
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:33:31 AM
No.722884935
>>722885056
>>722884661
i don't remember but I think steam tells you if the game fully supports dualsense features
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:35:46 AM
No.722885056
>>722886849
>>722884935
From briefly looking it up it looks like it does do all the extra stuff on PC. Been needing to pick up a new controller and been on the fence whether to get a DS4 or Dualsense.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:40:32 AM
No.722885312
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:03:05 AM
No.722886450
>knob enthusiast title
Yeah i'm keeping that one
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:10:34 AM
No.722886849
>>722887047
>>722887146
>>722885056
Battery life being shit on both is why I still primarily use my DualShock 3 on PC.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:14:52 AM
No.722887047
>>722887146
>>722886849
Dualsense has this thing where if you don't fully charge it it will only last a couple of hours but if you get it to 100% charge it can easily last the whole day
idk what the fuck is up with that
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:17:12 AM
No.722887146
>>722887225
>>722887539
>>722886849
>>722887047
From what I read the cool features only work when using it wired. I mostly use my DS4 wired anyway though.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:18:46 AM
No.722887225
>>722887146
>only work when using it wired
on PC* I should say
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:25:10 AM
No.722887539
>>722887809
>>722887146
I played death stranding on pc and I can confirm the rumble only works while wired. Trigger pressure does work on wireless
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:26:08 AM
No.722887595
is boned ollie the hardest trick in the fucking game? i keep doing kick/heelflips and its pissing me off
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:30:24 AM
No.722887809
>>722887539
Interesting. Good to know, thanks.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:54:55 AM
No.722889040
>>722883783
Didn't know this thanks
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:56:40 AM
No.722889118
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:04:39 AM
No.722889513
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:18:51 AM
No.722890165
>>722890916
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:20:14 AM
No.722890239
>>722891520
>>722891758
>>722850575 (OP)
>seems like some peeps are having instability issues
Yeah it's me. Please tell your masters to fix it so I can play the game again. I'm fairly certain it's related to other players on the map since inside challenges (where every other player model isn't loaded) it runs completely fine, but as soon as I'm back into the main game there's a massive framerate dip and frequent stutters. Also one time I was somehow in a game with only 4 other players and it ran fine then as well.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:33:23 AM
No.722890916
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:39:56 AM
No.722891190
>>722903874
A few threads ago people were talking about handplanting this spot
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:40:15 AM
No.722891213
It's going to take months of chip grinding to get that one achievement, isn't it.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:45:58 AM
No.722891520
>>722894920
>>722890239
Have you tried disabling cross-play in the settings? Think I heard that can help.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:46:12 AM
No.722891531
Things that need to be fixed ASAP
>cant rotate objects vertically and they fall if you arent constantly fucking with the height button
>no find new session button so when everyone leaves you need to quit and restart the game
>retarded pussified story that needs retconned like everyone being invincible and everyone jerking off skaters and not hating them
>90% of the time when you do a drop your character will spazz out and ragdoll
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:51:29 AM
No.722891758
>>722894920
>>722890239
I had a lot of stutters and this fixed it. Go to Uninstall programs, look for Microsoft Gameinput, uninstall it all.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:52:42 AM
No.722891804
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:55:54 AM
No.722891975
>>722892068
>>722893823
I swear, when im bored and I go here and do this, people gradually stop coming here from embarrassment
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:57:10 AM
No.722892025
>>722899383
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:58:12 AM
No.722892068
>>722898058
>>722891975
I set up a little ramp into a quarter pipe on the right for people to aim for and go straight into the air and people usually go for it (except for the fags who turn off buildings)
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 8:34:54 AM
No.722893806
>>722896297
How the fuck has anyone unlocked this on PS4?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 8:35:16 AM
No.722893823
>>722891975
Strangely serene.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 9:00:31 AM
No.722894920
>>722891520
>>722891758
I'm on Series S I can't do any of that shit. But also I just got on now and seemingly am not having any stutter issues anymore despite being in a lobby full of players, so maybe they updated some shit server-side or something.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 9:11:43 AM
No.722895357
GET UP OUT THIS FUNK
OUT THIS FUNK!
IT BE NIVR TO KNOW YOU LISTEN WHEN I TALK
WHEN I TALK!
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 9:19:30 AM
No.722895679
WHO want it
WHO want it
WHO want it
WHO want it
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 9:33:50 AM
No.722896297
>>722899204
>>722893806
probably paypiggers, im pretty sure shop clothes give you rip score
im still at 6k myself
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 10:15:37 AM
No.722898058
>>722892068
>(except for the fags who turn off buildings)
Hey now.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 10:42:11 AM
No.722899204
>>722896297
shop clothes and battle pass items give you rip score
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 10:46:27 AM
No.722899383
>>722892025
tiktok kids would do anything but play the game and unlock the fast ravel points
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 11:25:02 AM
No.722901117
>>722902014
game started feeling like shit control wise this update honestly idk why
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 11:44:21 AM
No.722902014
>>722901117
It's fine on my end, game actually runs better
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 11:50:42 AM
No.722902267
>>722902570
>>722902702
least organic thread I've seen in a while
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 11:57:47 AM
No.722902570
>>722902267
please sir, i need the money to feed my little gupta and my little shanesh. kumar promise me 500 rupees if i post clean lines to thread, please no expose me sir, i ask you
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:01:23 PM
No.722902702
>>722902267
what's wrong with it except being dead at these hours
Anyone using quick ollies?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:14:09 PM
No.722903224
>>722903526
yep, still basically a fucking general yet you retards insist on a 24/7 /v/ thread
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:21:12 PM
No.722903526
>>722903604
>>722903224
idk bro i tried /vm/ didn't realize it wasn't actually for general style threads so maybe someone should do a /vg/ thread then? you have free will you can do it yourself if you want to. you have control over your actions in life
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:21:37 PM
No.722903540
>>722903648
>>722903016
What does that actually do, and are wallies better on or off
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:23:24 PM
No.722903604
>>722903628
>>722903526
It takes one or two clicks to hide a thread. vm is better if the Steam group wants to chat, vg is too fast and this is still for discussion of a new game that just got an update
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:23:57 PM
No.722903628
>>722903604
yeah i'm perfectly fine staying on /v/ honestly i just think complainers are huge babies lmao; until the mods actually do something who gives a shit
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:24:13 PM
No.722903646
>>722874768
Hell yeah man, gaps to ledge manuals are always a nightmare even at 0 grind assist, good shit
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:24:19 PM
No.722903648
>>722906665
>>722903540
You.........quick ollie. Like the automatic ollie you do when hopping over a ledge
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:28:15 PM
No.722903816
>>722903016
Yeah they're really useful for small pops up or down and for getting into stalls
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:29:47 PM
No.722903874
>>722891190
Nice, that's about as close as I can get to the skull, speed just dies before I can get any further
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:39:08 PM
No.722904252
>>722903016
yeah i turned it on yesterday because i specifically wanted the aesthetic of a lil tail scrape ollie with something i was doing, and was getting pretty frustrated how over the top everything is in this game. minimum everything all assists off etc it still feels like im on the moon.
sometimes i vow that Session would be more for me, but then i see clips of it and... lel
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:39:22 PM
No.722904263
>>722922618
This is harder and more annoying than salmon run by far
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:03:13 PM
No.722905350
IN CIIIIIRCLES
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:15:32 PM
No.722905893
>>722906579
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:17:57 PM
No.722906006
vacation well spent. done barely anything else but play the game and smoke
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:31:37 PM
No.722906579
>>722905893
I was thinking last night of recreating that video of the dude bombing the staircase and the random woman runs up to applaud him
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:33:31 PM
No.722906665
>>722903648
I have auto ollie or whatever off.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 1:54:46 PM
No.722907603
>>722907978
why are peeps having instability issues?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:03:38 PM
No.722907978
>>722908435
>>722907603
EA spent too much money on marketing for /v/ and too little on developers
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:14:00 PM
No.722908435
>>722908474
>>722907978
Well they should've spent more money on r*ddit those people absolutely hate the game
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:14:54 PM
No.722908474
>>722908906
>>722908435
really? but they made the game all reddity.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:23:03 PM
No.722908906
>>722910503
>>722911113
>>722908474
They hate it because you can't buy Nike or other IRL brands
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:53:39 PM
No.722910503
>>722908906
to no one's surprise
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:05:44 PM
No.722911113
>>722911732
>>722908906
who the fuck skates in nikes
I'll be honest I do only want actual skate brands though and don't care about the random slop they have
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:13:13 PM
No.722911476
>>722911113
>who the fuck skates in nikes
I swear to god none of you have ever touched a skateboard in your life
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:21:49 PM
No.722911934
>>722912052
bad to the bone
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:22:38 PM
No.722911967
>>722912084
>>722911732
should've seen the griptape posts yesterday
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:23:23 PM
No.722912006
>>722912084
>>722912363
>>722911732
lol I never heard of this shit. I don't doubt it's a thing though like maybe where you're from in poserville it's normal. also I haven't skated in years and I don't remember ever hearing about nike skate shoes.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:24:15 PM
No.722912043
>>722911732
when i was a kid, nikes were for niggers
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:24:26 PM
No.722912052
>>722912524
>>722911934
BASADO bone gang 4 lyf (deth)
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:24:51 PM
No.722912084
>>722912159
>>722911967
shutter to think about it desu
>>722912006
>lol I never heard of this shit.
yeah because you don't skate lol
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:26:19 PM
No.722912159
>>722912192
>>722912084
I don't still skate but I did and sometimes just skate a little bit in the garage these days because my friends and I all fucked up our bodies.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:26:52 PM
No.722912192
>>722912724
>>722912159
>my friends and I all fucked up our bodies
brains too, apparently
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:30:11 PM
No.722912363
>>722912006
its some cockgobbling corpo-skater thing, i think that nyjah houston kid was on Nike (realizing he's probably like 30 now...)
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:30:15 PM
No.722912371
>>722911732
fuck nike because they are pushing skater owned brands off the shelves in skateshops. they have a mandatory "this big shelve with only nike shoes" if you wanna sell their product
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:30:49 PM
No.722912397
>>722912589
>>722912709
I'd be willing to play this if there was an offline client.
Fuck this always online nonsense. I'll keep playing my abandonware.
Why are all skating games cursed?
The people who claim not to know about Nike's skateboarding shoes have to be trolling. You don't even need real life experience, Nike SB shoes are in the original Skate games as well as many Tony Hawk games, you'd have to be completely new to not know about them.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:32:43 PM
No.722912495
>>722912942
>>722912401
man they'd probably feel very bad if they started skate shoes in the 90s precisely because they had none and a really really good and popular skater developed them with nike before he was even of age and then nike sponsored quite literally everyone even if they didn't wear their shoes just to develop the sport and then go full jew to push out other brands but still it's old as shit now
>>722912052
>fleshskaters when they have to do a boned ollie
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:34:31 PM
No.722912589
>>722912397
After 1.6k hours in XL and 2k in Session I'd tell you to just play the EA slop for you to get it
If everything is dead I at least will have fun
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:36:48 PM
No.722912709
>>722912397
The always online is completely inobtrusive, hell, they don't even have other players around when you're doing a challenge. I'm more concerned about them eventually shutting the game off when their skate bucks sales go to shit.
>Why are all skating games cursed?
It's just not a huge market, Easy Day Studios ran out of money and Crea-ture Studios has like 10 employees and literally can't afford to expand. This new skate game would have been doomed if they did what we want and focused on skateboarding at a 60 dollar price tag. It is what it is.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:37:08 PM
No.722912724
>>722912804
>>722912192
ok retard newfag kid
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:38:45 PM
No.722912804
>>722912865
>>722912724
t. alleged skateboarder who doesn't know skate brands
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:38:51 PM
No.722912810
>>722912524
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:39:44 PM
No.722912857
>>722912524
SOAKED TO THE BONE
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:39:54 PM
No.722912865
>>722912915
>>722912804
nikes are gay
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:40:38 PM
No.722912915
>>722912865
and (You) are retarded
you can continue arguing with yourself, I will cease giving you attention
>>722912495
>>722912401
This seems like something someone who doesn't skate and just reads about it on reddit would know. But if you actually skated no one was wearing nikes.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:41:22 PM
No.722912959
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:42:04 PM
No.722913000
>>722912942
kickflip yourself
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:42:27 PM
No.722913023
>>722913181
>>722912942
>someone who doesn't skate and just reads about it on reddit
>because they know nike makes skate shoes
the mental gymnastics you guys do to cope with not skateboarding irl is insane
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:43:25 PM
No.722913091
plese saar all skater vear nike only real skatar vear nike saar plese do the needful so i can feed my sweatshop of chinese toddlers
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:44:30 PM
No.722913149
this retard is mindbroken
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:44:36 PM
No.722913153
>>722913251
>>722912942
You'd still have to be in a bubble to not know about Nike SB. They're in pretty much every skate shop, they sponsor pro skaters, they're in most skateboarding video games...
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:45:00 PM
No.722913181
>>722913246
>>722913504
>>722913023
it's just that I did skate and no one was wearing nikes or I was just skating and not paying attention to all of this shit because I was just having fun skating
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:45:58 PM
No.722913246
>>722913337
>>722913181
>I was just skating and not paying attention to all of this shit because I was just having fun skating
you could have just said this in the first place instead of making up all of this weird cope about how nobody who actually skates would know that nike makes skate shoes
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:46:03 PM
No.722913251
>>722913309
>>722913153
I already said I haven't skated in years and there have been no skate shops around here for a long time. I always wore vans, DVS, DC
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:46:59 PM
No.722913309
>>722913251
you could have just said this in the first place instead of making up all of this weird cope about how nobody who actually skates would know that nike makes skate shoes
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:47:21 PM
No.722913337
>>722913406
>>722913246
you're losing context from previous posts because I already said I didn't see anyone skating nikes and it was years ago. and I barely watch recent shit mostly older skate videos and if I do watch something newer I'm not like OMG HE'S WEARING NIKES
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:48:27 PM
No.722913406
>>722913493
>>722913337
okay but your ignorance does not excuse your retarded claims
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:50:08 PM
No.722913493
>>722913572
>>722913406
sorry I hurt your fee fees because you love nike so much and exposed you for reading reddit only and not skating
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:50:21 PM
No.722913504
>>722913181
>I was just skating and not paying attention to all of this shit because
good reference my man, you moved goal posts because of tom schaar's part in vert's not dead
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:51:30 PM
No.722913572
>>722913717
>>722913493
sure man continue to project in order to cope with your own mental illness that leads you to pretend to skate online
get back to posting your sick trickspam lines and front flips or w/e
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:53:57 PM
No.722913717
>>722913572
projection btw for the third time I don't really skate ANYMORE so try not to forget that like an ai bot again
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:55:01 PM
No.722913786
>>722913957
>>722914072
do you guys think they will add other board shapes?
What are your favourite skate vids? I'll always have a soft spot for Cheese and Crackers but other than the obvious Baker 3 I think Yeah Right is probably my top
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:58:08 PM
No.722913957
>>722913786
I don't know if they'll bother, I get they could sell some skate bucks, but it would require some adjustments in animations, etc. It's easier to just sell some t-shirts.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:59:17 PM
No.722914019
>>722914087
>>722913871
Zero ones and the obvious classics like baker, yeah right, stay gold and shit, but I will always have a soft spot for my first tape:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tx2Q9pNxPc
modern shit I like deathwish and creature and their really creative video names like deathwish video and creature video
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:00:11 PM
No.722914072
>>722913786
that'd be neat
i was gonna say won't do single tails, but who am i kidding. i can totally see it as a season pass thing and they would ignore all the goofy clipping and animation issues and just skin it over a regular modern board.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:00:36 PM
No.722914087
>>722914293
>>722914019
oof that's vintage gold
realized I should have linked cheese and crackers, I know it didn't get huge reception cause it was just a goofy mini ramp sesh -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqBz4CjPu0
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:01:49 PM
No.722914156
>>722914354
>>722917828
>anons realizing we live in the bad timeline
why did(n't) you do it bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10MvJdtOcZ0
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:02:26 PM
No.722914180
>>722914859
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:03:12 PM
No.722914217
>>722912401
Someone who quit following in the 00's and didn't watch many vids might not know. I heard about them years after they got into extreme sports due to seeing events and stuff when I started watching new vids and heard Koston was on them so figured there were in some way legit.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:04:25 PM
No.722914281
>>722914859
>>722913871
i like stay gold, it's also one of the few i have in physical media
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:04:36 PM
No.722914293
>>722914859
>>722914087
I swear that daewon is mentally ill
>tfw tranny will never feel this good in any skate game and despite having good ass animators EA won't push it through
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:05:38 PM
No.722914354
>>722914156
see I'm right
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:06:56 PM
No.722914425
>>722855652
This game makes my cpu shoot up to 73C. It has no reason doing that looking the way it does.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:10:49 PM
No.722914670
>>722914859
>>722913871
Shorty's Fulfill the Dream and Osiris - The Storm. Used to watch those all the time before going skating.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:13:45 PM
No.722914859
>>722914180
>>722914281
>>722914670
appreciate the recs I've got a list of stuff for the side monitor today
>>722914293
agreed that's why I tend to stick to street and just hitting spots in skate, there's always this weird lag even with proper pumping where the game catches up to you or something
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:15:55 PM
No.722914981
also I hate that the braille guys fell out, fucking aaron being a scientologist killed everything. crazy seeing JD grow up with them and the shit he's doing now
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:17:40 PM
No.722915073
the wall ride physics are fucking insane
All of these clips look incredibly stiff and robotic. Are the animations really that bad or is it an effect from assists fixing your landings and grinds?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:20:35 PM
No.722915258
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:22:15 PM
No.722915364
>>722913871
Yeah Right for this scene. My friends thought it was real. Ali Boulala parts. Koston game of SKATE where he is down like 4-1 then suddenly back to back goes maddog and just pulls the most retarded shit. The one where they are gapping over a bike rack in an indoor park and one guy gets nutted on it. I can see the fukin company logo in my head but can't remember. My friend loved the Baker vids. My friends also believed the guy falling from the roof gap and a chunk of his brain came out was real. Personal vid where I hit a bank on a parking lot and stalled on a couch. Never found out why there was a couch in the parking lot. Clip of my friend where I lay on the ground and found an angle that made it look like it was the most insane drop ever through camera hijinx.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:22:40 PM
No.722915391
>>722915642
i know, i know. this line is pretty bare bones
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:22:40 PM
No.722915392
>>722915521
>>722915215
lmfao did you ever play any other skate game
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:23:09 PM
No.722915420
>>722915451
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:23:41 PM
No.722915451
>>722918201
>>722915420
what im saying is skill issue
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:23:57 PM
No.722915471
>>722915606
>>722915857
>>722915215
>best animations in skate games
>retard spouts this shit
and you wonder why people hate you animeniggers
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:24:22 PM
No.722915487
why doesnt it wook wike weal wife
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:24:50 PM
No.722915521
>>722915392
All of em actually, but I never fucked much with replays/clips. They look far more rigid from a pulled out perspective than they do while you're playing
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:26:19 PM
No.722915606
>>722915793
>>722915471
Enjoy the $0.05 deposited to your account Rajeet. EA really appreciates your efforts
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:26:57 PM
No.722915642
>>722915754
>>722916515
>>722915391
damn, that line line was bad to the BONE. almost gave me a BONEr! ha ha just a joke ha ha
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:28:43 PM
No.722915752
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:28:44 PM
No.722915754
>>722915826
>>722915946
>>722915642
use ur own avatar nigga
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:29:24 PM
No.722915793
>>722915606
thank you sarr, my adjacent junior marketing boss Burshurj Lahek paid me $10 to tell you that you suck 2D cock and your switch flip looks like shit
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:29:49 PM
No.722915826
>>722915754
avatarfagging is a bannable offense
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:30:22 PM
No.722915857
>>722916037
>>722915471
He's right, pulling out the camera changes how it looks, the biggest reason being that there is an uncanny valley in terms of movement as your mind can tell that they aren't actually rolling over surfaces and having real world factors applied. This happens with pretty much any games with motion other than those where you move on foot as good walking animations can disguise it. Unless you really pull back and realize they are just sliding across a map.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:31:54 PM
No.722915946
>>722916118
>>722915754
sorry didn't know the black skate 4 guy looking high was copyrighted
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:32:06 PM
No.722915954
>>722915694
Oh wow so they are worse
Thanks for the comparison
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:33:33 PM
No.722916037
>>722915857
also when you're actually playing the game, the camera perspective and being distracted by actually playing hides a lot of the janky animations. The replay camera gives you a different perspective where you are focusing on how it looks rather than just doing the tricks so it stands out a lot more.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:34:53 PM
No.722916118
>>722915946
you will hear from my black lawyers
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:35:08 PM
No.722916129
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:37:22 PM
No.722916260
>>722916494
>>722915694
left is infinitely better. right looks like they're stiff as fuck and like a noob who's scared for their life while skating.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:40:49 PM
No.722916494
>>722916260
Skating is better though.
>>722915642
that was pretty humerus :)
unbonelated but you guys got any suggestions on good webm programs?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:42:23 PM
No.722916587
>>722921952
>>722916515
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:43:26 PM
No.722916643
>>722916790
>>722921952
>>722916515
I just use online converters to make it webm with removed audio then another online converter to lower the file size if it's too big. I just googled "convert webm to mp4" and "lower webm file size" and pick whatever comes up
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:45:58 PM
No.722916790
>>722921952
>>722916515
>>722916643
Just use webm for retards, guys. You literally just choose a file, choose 4mb as the size, and it does all the work for you
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:49:18 PM
No.722916997
>>722916515
i use a script some anon shared
>>722916515
i'm still using the ancient dead 4Bakas frontend
there is a slightly less ancient and still dead 4Retards repo here, but i remember not liking it
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:53:38 PM
No.722917258
>>722917328
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:54:52 PM
No.722917328
>>722917043
>>722917258
and as a retard I now see that it's the same thing lol
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:57:22 PM
No.722917486
>>722917519
>>722917689
Old heads might appreciate this
A bit of a history lesson on Love Park with Kerry Getz and some others. Lots of old philly skate footage in the video
https://youtu.be/3AIjfaUstq4?si=EsLEo9TO_TiXQHQW
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:57:48 PM
No.722917519
>>722917816
>>722917486
dern bros vids are great
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:00:05 PM
No.722917689
>>722917486
great vid + already watched it
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:02:03 PM
No.722917816
>>722917519
they need to lay off the bam cope, they're interesting enough on their own. bam's just
>hey, remember me? i'm back, just fatter and older!
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:02:16 PM
No.722917828
>>722914156
I'll always be mad at myself for skating my Consolidated BS Drunk Mids.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:03:22 PM
No.722917905
>>722915694
The cruising around looks bad in the new game but most of the tricks look better in my opinion.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:07:54 PM
No.722918201
>>722918949
>>722915451
are you trying to say that looks realistic? up to the manual sure but the gap at the end is the kind of cartoonish shit that ensures clips never look good in this game
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:18:32 PM
No.722918949
>>722918201
It's a downhill landing so it isn't really that far off if someone really could pop hard off a nose manny. Put height on min and don't bone and you will pretty much get realistic results.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:20:12 PM
No.722919050
>>722919419
About to log on for the first time today. Any spot or trick challenge?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:20:13 PM
No.722919056
>>722919149
>>722919185
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:21:27 PM
No.722919149
>>722919056
That neck is broken
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:22:03 PM
No.722919185
>>722919056
you broke your neck, roll a new character
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:24:18 PM
No.722919364
>>722919495
>>722919731
People who don't like this game don't actually fuck with skateboarding
By far the best physics and animation in the series, don't give a shit about story or challenges, just find realistic spots and set your own list of tricks to land
Same way I played all the other skates
The one thing that sucks is the character design is ugly as shit but you usually don't see face so you can ignore it
>>722915215
It's the replay editor
You have to fuck with it really heavy with all the queuing to make it look realistic, one static level camera angle highlights all the video game qualities because skateboarding is never seen like that
But also you have to play it fluid, don't stop spins mid air, don't take clips that are jerky in the grind locks and pop-offs, etc
You have to work to make it look good which is half of the fun
>>722919050
hippiejump the bikes
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:26:04 PM
No.722919495
>>722919364
you're expecting too much from le epic /v/ ragebait ea hatepost and the session schizo
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:29:07 PM
No.722919731
>>722919923
>>722919364
any frostbite engine game not made by dice is just plain bad. no exceptions.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:30:21 PM
No.722919816
>>722919915
>>722919419
do those bikes have accurate collision? so if you were even slightly off the board would get stuck? pretty cool trick in that case.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:31:38 PM
No.722919915
>>722922294
>>722919816
yeah you have to thread the board through the needle
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:31:42 PM
No.722919923
>>722920106
>>722919731
they have a single good game in their entire history and it uses unreal 3
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:33:17 PM
No.722920024
>>722920232
I've completely every single available challenge. skate needs moar skate
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:34:22 PM
No.722920106
>>722919923
mirrors edge was supposed to be on frostbite but only the console version was ready so they decided to do ue3 since it has pc+console.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:34:41 PM
No.722920132
>>722920382
>>722922294
>>722919419
Map location please.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:36:00 PM
No.722920232
>>722920364
>>722925372
>>722920024
This is when you set your own challenges , fun actually difficult ones, crazy shit you wanna see in a real video
Find a hubba:
>Big inward heel switch smith to regular
>Nollie back shuv overcrook nollie hardflip out
>Kickflip back tail bigspin out
>Nollie front 270 tail kickflip out
>Varial heel back salad big heel out
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:37:47 PM
No.722920364
>>722920872
>>722920232
>crazy shit you wanna see in a real video
>>Big inward heel switch smith to regular
>>Nollie back shuv overcrook nollie hardflip out
>>Varial heel back salad big heel out
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:38:00 PM
No.722920382
>>722922294
>>722920132
at the dot near the center of the screen
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:44:43 PM
No.722920872
>>722921645
>>722920364
Not my fault you don't like insano shit
Give the Japanese skaters a few more years
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:45:19 PM
No.722920925
>>722921391
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:51:37 PM
No.722921391
>>722920925
mirrors edge ahh location
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:53:00 PM
No.722921485
tiktok thread
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:53:30 PM
No.722921515
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:55:09 PM
No.722921645
>>722921886
>>722920872
Yeah I like skating with that has at least the tiniest shred of style and grace.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:58:42 PM
No.722921886
>>722922145
>>722921645
Me too but not exclusively, the thing is a big backslide flip down a 15 takes one try so if you want a challenge you have to push it to hypothetically realistic NBDs
Although if you're a replay edit guy then it's more about creating the edit so that's different, I don't really fuck with replays
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:59:50 PM
No.722921952
>>722922726
>>722924501
>>722916643
>>722916790
>>722917043
thanks bonebros
>>722916587
keep ya bones peeled, brotha, we gotta keep em rattled
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:02:45 PM
No.722922145
>>722921886
Yeah the latter is me for sure. Sometimes it's about making it look good not even in the replay, just retrying things to just barely clear, spin just slow enough, try a specific tweak, etc.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:04:56 PM
No.722922294
>>722922668
>>722925574
>>722921332
>>722920382
>>722920132
>>722919915
>>722919419
https://streamable.com/mwkyyr
Doing this made me learn you charge the hippie jump by holding square and x, I always just pressed them.
Cool that they actually tried to model the collision for minute stuff precisely.
we do a little stunting from time to time
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:07:51 PM
No.722922507
>>722922305
nice drop in through the leaves
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:09:19 PM
No.722922618
>>722922829
>>722904263
but this is piss easy
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:10:02 PM
No.722922658
>>722922305
like a music video intro to an 80s action adventure movie its peak
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:10:15 PM
No.722922668
>>722923405
>>722922294
What are you running this on
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:11:01 PM
No.722922726
>>722923349
>>722921952
I can't figure out if you wrote "appetite" instead of "appetit" on purpose. this vexes me.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:11:45 PM
No.722922784
>>722923003
>>722924597
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:12:21 PM
No.722922829
>>722923246
>>722922618
Nah the grind gap is annoying as fuck, salmon run is piss easy for me though you just do 2 quick ollies in that "hard" part
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:12:35 PM
No.722922857
Fuck Nikes, where are my ÊS?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:14:27 PM
No.722923003
>>722923160
>>722922784
peak skate culture
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:16:31 PM
No.722923160
>>722923003
I just wanted to see if I could sit on the balloons :(
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:17:01 PM
No.722923194
>>722923296
>>722923508
>watch video of guy playing skate
>he bails
>falls 30 feet off ledge
>does not restart
>spends the time to watch his skater take the massive drop and skid across the concrete
>literally waits for his skater to come to a stop before resetting
do people really?
with no skeleton in hall of meat?
i restart the second i bail lmao
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:17:38 PM
No.722923246
>>722924275
>>722922829
The grind gap is easy, prioritize speed and then do a 50-50 grind, from there gapping to the next ledge is pretty much automatic.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:18:22 PM
No.722923296
>>722923563
>>722923194
Once in a great while the bails can actually look pretty funny, I had one where I kinda sacked a rail and the skater ragdoll somehow looked like he took a few steps straddling the rail to try avoiding it like IRL.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:18:40 PM
No.722923315
>>722923414
>>722923773
uh...you DO have it right anon? you aren't a casual right?
>>722922726
completely unintentional i'm just all bone no brain
also foreman, you are black
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:19:47 PM
No.722923405
>>722922668
Pentium 4 with V-tec turned on. The visual difference is probably just compression as I am using Streamable instead of making webm because... reasons.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:19:53 PM
No.722923414
>>722923315
no because im balancing my time between sakura wars and disco elysium i only have time for dailies please understand
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:20:21 PM
No.722923450
I wish they added an immediate rewind function like in Riders Republic
For when you're cruising and haven't set a marker yet
Skating gameplay in that sucked ass but that function was nice
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:21:06 PM
No.722923508
>>722923563
>>722923194
>He doesn't enjoy ragdoll physics
You aren't a human being
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:21:29 PM
No.722923531
>>722923935
>>722923349 (You)
i just realized i've been cutting the ends of my clips off in the converter
talk about bonehead
>>722923296
meh, ive got shit to do.
>>722923508
got over it with saints row when i was like 12 dude
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:22:06 PM
No.722923579
>>722923349
Wth, haven't even seen this yet
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:23:43 PM
No.722923721
>>722923563
>Saints row ragdolls
For me it was the original Spider-Man 2 and Crackdown. You could pin people to far away walls by shooting their limbs with a harpoon gun.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:24:33 PM
No.722923773
>>722923315
getting this is ass because there's no way to view your stats
i do almost have the 11 000 rip score one though
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:26:30 PM
No.722923935
>>722923531
I've been lucky with webm for retards or whatever it's called now only cutting off the last 0.5 seconds, but you gotta do what you gotta do to hit that 4chan limit
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:31:12 PM
No.722924275
>>722923246
I got a gap for ya
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:31:17 PM
No.722924280
>>722924408
>>722924212
omg its like a art, bro
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:33:07 PM
No.722924408
>>722924280
top 10 free skate wallpapers
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:33:22 PM
No.722924425
>>722924212
from the thumbnail i thought this was a nice floral player banner...
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:34:32 PM
No.722924501
>>722921952
skeleTEN out of ten
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:36:10 PM
No.722924597
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:37:41 PM
No.722924696
>>722923349
Bone-afide banger
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:38:42 PM
No.722924781
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:40:46 PM
No.722924928
>>722925070
>>722925135
Thought I might boot up the game to knock out the last few challenges I couldn't be fucked with yesterday.
Silly me though. I forgot loading now takes 10 fucking minutes.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:41:05 PM
No.722924951
>>722925786
>>722922305
okay wtf that looks pretty soulful
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:42:07 PM
No.722925034
>>722925123
>>722923563
>i've got shit to do
bro did you know you're playing a videogame and videogames are supposed to be fun
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:42:32 PM
No.722925070
>>722925331
>>722924928
Yeah I fucking hate nu-gaming constantly gotta be online and in a server shit
There is nothing online I want to do in this game yet I'm forced to queue
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:43:08 PM
No.722925123
>>722925807
>>722925034
whats fun about watching my guy skid across the street with no internal broken skeleton for the 1000th time
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:43:19 PM
No.722925135
>>722925331
>>722924928
just dont alt tab while loading
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:45:49 PM
No.722925317
>>722925383
>>722925148
Damn that's janky but good handplant bro
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:46:03 PM
No.722925331
>>722925459
>>722925070
Not even a queue. Just general loading. Having to wait through a queue on top of this would be horrendous. Still loading btw.
>>722925135
Bold of you to assume I can alt+tab to begin with.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:46:05 PM
No.722925336
>tfw not only I let my character bail but I also never intentionally use fast travel or anything similar
be sure to tune into my skautistic part for the /v/irdhouse video
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:46:28 PM
No.722925369
>>722925584
>>722925148
Where the fk is this?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:46:30 PM
No.722925372
>>722920232
they were fun i hope i did you proud.
the 270 nollie tail was the hardest because i couldn't get the prewind down for a bit, probably holding my controller at the wrong angle. kinda cleared half the hubba here, but will practice that one.
didn't get to the salad before dinner time.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:46:40 PM
No.722925383
>>722925148
>>722925317
I don't think it's even possible to make the handplant not look janky. always looks fucked up for me too.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:47:10 PM
No.722925423
homegirl showed me a sketchy spot, almost shat my pants
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:47:45 PM
No.722925459
>>722925518
>>722925331
you have an ssd? works on my machine
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:48:33 PM
No.722925518
>>722925887
>>722925983
>>722925459
No, but that's my mistake. I should have known to purchase SSD to play always online mobile game skate(.)
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:49:22 PM
No.722925574
>>722921332
nice
>>722922294
dude who called the challenge didnt even bother to respond so I am giving you props as well
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:49:28 PM
No.722925584
>>722925369
the stairs next to bonski park
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:52:15 PM
No.722925786
>>722924951
the best part it's just gameplay, not rehearsed and first try.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:52:34 PM
No.722925807
>>722926096
>>722925123
why do you go on rekt threads on /gif/
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:53:11 PM
No.722925843
>>722925905
>looking at the gay pass
>p.5 says earn 335 blue shitcoin to unlock
>have 3,815 blue shitcoins
?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:53:40 PM
No.722925882
>>722925958
>>722926039
how can i make my character look more like a cholo?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:53:45 PM
No.722925887
>>722925518
modern games on an HDD is a mistake lmao
either way, running anything from spinning drives is kind of retarded nowadays. it was even retarded back then, but it was all we had; flash is so much fucking better genuinely
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:54:03 PM
No.722925905
>>722926027
>>722925843
335 more than what you have anon
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:55:03 PM
No.722925958
>>722926256
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:55:29 PM
No.722925983
>>722925518
SSD's are basically minimum requirements for modern games.
That says more about how bad development and optimisation is now rather than anything else, but it is what it is.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:56:04 PM
No.722926027
>>722925905
ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:56:11 PM
No.722926039
>>722926256
>>722925882
that almost look like one of my unironic character fits kek
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:56:43 PM
No.722926096
>>722926120
>>722925807
i used to years ago when i was a kid, but i also got over that shit pretty quick
my bad for being desensitized at the youthful age of 29 i guess
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:57:08 PM
No.722926120
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:57:21 PM
No.722926135
>>722926194
>>722926236
Is there a way to play alone ? Too much lag
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:58:21 PM
No.722926194
>>722926135
Nope, welcome to the wonderful world of online only video games.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:58:49 PM
No.722926236
>>722926135
yes actually! pray that the game bugs out and renders everyone in the lobby invisibly. its easier than youd think!
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 6:59:14 PM
No.722926256
>>722926331
>>722926623
>>722925958
>>722926039
i wish the game had all black sunglasses
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:00:34 PM
No.722926331
>>722926512
>>722926256
do they even have polos that aren't button up?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:01:18 PM
No.722926387
>>722926456
>>722923563
>I've got shit to do
No you don't, you're posting on /v/
Quit larping as a normal person and kill yourself
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:02:05 PM
No.722926456
>>722926661
>>722926387
i do, like skating irl for real or cooking lunch in like half an hour
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:02:56 PM
No.722926512
>>722926570
>>722926625
>>722926331
this one in the battle pass but i don't have it yet
also a backwards white cap
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:03:42 PM
No.722926570
>>722926512
that one is perfect kek
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:04:18 PM
No.722926623
>>722926256
it does but you need paid currency to get it
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:04:19 PM
No.722926625
>>722926512
more like cholo
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:04:53 PM
No.722926661
>>722926769
>>722926456
sooooo much to do
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:06:36 PM
No.722926769
>>722926661
my bad, i meant to copy and paste my list of errands and household tasks