Thread 722873818

Alice Otherlands would have made such a good game. Anyone know why McGee wanted a retread of the original instead?

>>722873818 (OP)
>Spend your entire career in gaming
>Game after game of failure
>Every game you make fucking sucks
>A boom of thunder is heard, a strike of lighting flashes across the night sky, you're struck by an epiphany!
>Actually make a good game that's talked about for over a decade
>Is admittedly a bit rough, but none the less, finds a dedicated fan base
>Tease a sequel, fans are overjoyed!
>Don't continue it and fuck off to obscurity
It's because American McGee is a genuine retard.

>>722873818 (OP)
Is this cancelled?

Alisa - moya koroleva.

>>722876220
This shit has been obliterated

Play new Alice
https://avdossow.itch.io/alice-slaughters-wonderland-demo-version

>>722876056
Mcgee should work at Konami or Nintendo

Tea party?

EA disgusting me

>>722873818 (OP)
It's awwwright

>>722876056
>don't continue
Nigger he literally cannot. He doesn't own Alice, EA does. The tease was "hey guys I have lots of ideas if only EA would let me do it."

>>722877370
Both look good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv6wAAfDN0

>>722879867
It's funny that we can't even argue that Alice is public domain therefore he should be able to do whatever he wants because THIS FUCKING RETARD signed a contract specifically banning him from making ANY Alice related gaming content unless through EA.

How about McGee adapts this Alice instead?

>>722880053
or other dark folklore

Update when?

>>722880053
The ending was corny. You would expect that the little girl would arrive at some deep truth etc. but no... She was just a mythological le lovecraftian monster

>>722873818 (OP)
Dare he developed Arale in Otherland?

>>722876056
>His real name is American McGee

>>722881458
You should read his Wikipedia article. Dude has every excuse to be retarded, he never had a chance.

>>722881714
Retarded? Ubisoft mostly.

Big sinoaboo Alice from spicy horse

>>722881714
Holy SHIT. You were not kidding. I may have called him retarded early in the thread, but all things considering, he's doing better than anybody.
Talk about overcoming adversity.

>>722873818 (OP)
No rights

>>722873818 (OP)
Alice is a cool concept but both games fucking suck

>>722876056
>Have schizo tranny mom who sold everything including house for her tranny bf surgery
>Still managed to grad and find jobs in one of the biggest game companies at the time
More than 80% of /v/ would have broken down and shit post here all day instead if you were in the same situation.

>>722882747
Play Bayonetta trilogy and DmC (2013)

>>722876056
>Don't continue
He fought for it. EA are a bunch of faggots

>>722883056
Okay now what?

>>722876220
EA was just bought out anon nothings on the table

>>722883479
>tfw the Saudis will not only kill the woke department but likely the entire company with retarded Arab business practices
>this will then be used to somehow prove that wokeness works and not that a bunch of retarded Muslims are retards

i'm impressed by how good the first game is in terms of visuals, weapon variety, and really everything. also amazing ost and for the most part very cool voiceacting. i love the burning house background with the jabberwock ranting at alice and then her wail of agony. also the cutscenes with the gryphon were epic. i haven't played the sequel yet.

>>722883634
probably my biggest gripes about the game were the weird ledge holding at times and the retarded flying bug enemy that shits bombs on top of your head.

>>722883634
Take God of War, now make it the worst fucking game youve ever played but you play a hot anorexic goth slut

should've been a shooter instead

>>722883690
I haven't played any of the god of war games because I don't like greek mythology that much visually, so I have basically zero experience with games like this. Fucked up as it is I play games for their aesthetic over really everything else

>>722881714
>American McGee is an American
Big if true

Give Alice mushroom for growing fuel package bulge.

>>722881458
Check out Anne Rice's real name as well. Some people really shouldn't be allowed to name their kids

>>722883913
>Howard Allen Frances O'Brien
Why does she have 4 names in her name

>>722883913
>be girl
>Your parents name you after a boy 4 fucking times
What the hell is wrong with these people

>>722884043
Frances gets a pass, the rest don't

>>722884043
Her mom was a massive retarded hippie who was like "duuuuude, imagine a girl named Howard... so unique, it'll open up so many unique opportunities for her" unironically

>>722883913
>>722884142

suffering leads to good art, people should suffer more

>>722884098
You sure about that, hombre?

>>722884017
there's no legal limit on the number of middle names a person can have

>>722884230
>Feminine name
>French man
Many such cases

taken day off

ALICE! ALICE! I LOVE ALICE!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3677050/HABROMANIA/

>>722881714
WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST CALL HIM AMERIGO

>>722873818 (OP)
This shit was so bad. Ugly, and boring. The different studios just made a huge disjointed mess. feel bad for people that backed it.

>>722873818 (OP)
What happened to American Mcgee? Didn't his sister get kidnapped or something, or is he just a schizo who made that up?

>>722882630
>Talk about overcoming adversity.
he did the opposite, he succumbed to it and now sells plushes to groom children
imagine having your parent abandon you as a kid to pay for a trannies surgery

>>722890218
she went missing in 2015 and the police never found her. she straight up got disappeared. nobody knows if it was murder or an accident or who the fuck knows

>>722890269
the heart one is kinda cute
>tfw tunnel visioned so hard on it i just realized what the other ones are and i just read your post
oh.

>>722890269
>anxiety
>autism
>bpd
>adhd
Where's the huge penis disorder rabbit?

>>722890508
torn in half...

>>722890595
Damn.

>>722880048
He should have done something with Oz as most of it's books are public domain now including the big one The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. As long as you don't bring any movie specific lore into it (like the color of the slippers or the Emerald City actually being Emerald (it as a con by the Wizard) then you're good to go.

>>722873818 (OP)
>>722876459
>>722877370
>>722880053
>>722888139
I could fix all of them

>>722873818 (OP)
Is that nigger McGee still in China?
It always felt like he had a screw loose.
I mean what fucking games did he even make during his time there?

>>722891037
I thought he stopped making games lmfao

Wake me up when there's an Alice in Sexland sequel

>>722873818 (OP)
The second game wrapped up nicely didn`t it?
Where would he even take it?

Why did the creator feel the need to put his name on the game? I never knew who he was. Miyamoto didn't put his name on Mario 64.

>>722883773
What the fuck are you talking about it was? Please explain right now

>>722891835
Can you please get your programming improved?

>>722873818 (OP)
In my experience every girl I know that played alice madness returns were mentally ill. It's actually insane is like fallout new vegas for girls

>>722891879
I think he wanted to be a household name eventually. I read somewhere he thought he was going to be the next Disney.

>>722891879
*Why did the publisher push to have the name of an ex-id dev on their game.
Gee anon I wonder

>>722873818 (OP)
He was hoping that if he retraces his steps he'd be able to piece together where his sister vanished to.

>>722891879
it kinda rolls off the tongue nicely desu

>>722892220
It’s crazy how many girls love madness returns. It’s certified girlslop

>>722891879
I believe it was EA's fault. He wanted it to be Alice and EA thought "Isn't this the guy who helped make Doom?" so slapped his name on the box. It's also why the sequel isn't American Mcgee's Alice Madness Returns

*manifesting a new Alice game to piss off American Mcgee*

>>722880048
At that point in his career, he had very few prospects. The best part of his resume is:
>I got fired from id but please give me a job doing that same thing I got fired for but with more responsibility lmao
He did not have publishers in a bidding war for his shit. He did not come from a rich background. Dude had no future. EA threw him a lifeline. Of course he's going to take anything they throw at him.
Not to excuse EA though. They were/are shit in so many ways.

I love Alice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtRDs8vbqHw

is the classic Doom easy to install mods?

>>722883479
I'm hopeful that before they kill the company completely, they'll sell off the old, unused IP's in an attempt to recoup some cash.

>>722898210
in gzdoom i just click mod file/s, drag and drop them over gzdoom icon and it starts with the selected mods you dragged and dropped

>>722890923
Gimme American McGee's treasure island

>>722898298
oh cool

>>722873818 (OP)
Is that Robot Chicken?

>>722877370
>DISCLAIMER: THIS GAME HAS NO SEXUAL CONTENT.
THE MAIN CHARACTER'S ATTIRE HAS CLEAVAGE, BUT THAT DOESN'T EQUAL SEXUAL CONTENT, IT'S JUST A DESIGN CHOICE; THERE'S NO NUDITY AND NO SEXUAL SITUATIONS AT ALL.
Well, fuck off then

>>722881714
What the actual fuck. I'm surprised the guy still continues to soldier on. Seems like life really hates them, just punch after punch.

>>722898671
There were a couple shorts he put out that he Kickstarted. I think he uploaded both and even posted an iso for the blu-ray if you've got a burner.

>>722900034
>I'm surprised the guy still continues to soldier on.
There's nothing surprising about that at all.

>>722883773
>brat with the gat
but both games had plenty of shooting in it so I don't really get what you feel was missing.

>>722876056
uhhh american mcgee alice and madness returns are great games

>>722900328
yeah, they have some neat ideas and different artstyles, Alice made it good in my eyes but i'm biased

>>722890923
Wizard of Oz is an incredibly untapped IP which is also weird because you'd assume americans would use the incredibly american fantasy setting to their advantage especially since it was popular as hell in the past and still persists today

>>722901286
We're already getting a wizard of oz game

>>722901414
Yeah by koreans, why the hell don't americans use it?

>>722901665
Because zoomers don't watch movies made before 2023, so they wouldn't get the references. Bugs are constantly referencing golden age movies and classic literature because they produce nothing good of their own.

>>722901725
>he says, as America makes the 9874564978th "homage" to Seven Samurai or Yojimbo or Zatoichi.

>>722902118
>Yojimbo
>he doesn't know Yojimbo is a ripoff of Red Harvest

>>722902261
>Red Harvest
It was Glass Key, retard.

>>722902312
It was Red Harvest.

>>722902352
Kurosawa stated that the inspiration for Yojimbo was Glass Key. Critics of the film made mention that the plot resembled Red Harvest more.

>>722901665
> Dorothy is a nigger with vitiligo
> Toto is a chungus capybara
> Scarecrow is a toxically masculine white male
> Lion is a tranny
> Woodman is a cripple
That will be $200

>>722891879
because it's his take on Alice? dur. Also its a weird name it adds to mystique like
>Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

Or like some sideshow carnival thing
>Ferdinand Boink's house of the bizarre

>>722901286
>>722901665
Redpill me on Wizard of Oz, bros. Is it worth reading beyond the first book?

>>722890269
WHy does the adhd rabbit have the star of chaos?

>>722890269
I'd buy the anxiety bunny and gift it to my BPD goth GF who's covered in tattoos and has had multiple abortions, if I had one. I'm sure she'd be delighted.

>>722896378
I hate her fans

>>722906286
why

>>722901665
>>722901414
I wanted Japanese made the games

>>722890508
>>722890269
He probably like newhalfs doujin

>>722893237
good its a great game, the story is great and alice is not even the worst victim in the story. The children are.

>>722899770
It itch new policy

>>722906904
I don't give a shit. No sex -- no play. Why the fuck you would use THIS as your character and then be all puritan about it.

the second game is an anti-pedo game.
You still see suspicious pedos seething in these threads over it

>>722901665
Most Americans are domestic terrorists who hate their country, it's history and (perceived lack of) culture....aka LEFTISTS!

>>722903452
I don't think most people are even aware there's more to Oz than is covered in the movie.

>>722879206
It should be illegal to sit on IPs and do this shit.
The man wanted to make the game and would have been able to crowd fund it but EA just cucked everyone.
People, don't buy EA games.

If the buyout doesn't result in the termination of the agreement that is stopping McGee from making Otherlands, the buyout won't do anything good.
This is a single issue that determines the fate of EA's future. Without this, there is no hope. This is the most blatant case of shameless abuse we've had in the last 20 years.

>>722901725
>”Because zoomers, zoomers, fucking zoomers bro”

Obssessed faggot

>>722907226
Not enough cute pictures of bunny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uii_52La4lU

>>722881458
Then why is he Chinese?

>>722909087
NONCE

>>722909292
>get named American
>become Chinese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqFLo_bYq0

>>722909292
Enterprise opportunity until 2016

>>722909430
Knowing EA reception, can repawn entertainment handle Alice Asylum without American McGee involvement?

>>722909430
Knowing EA reception, can respawn entertainment handle Alice Asylum without American McGee involvement?

>>722905253
>tattoos and has had multiple abortions
Meanwhile ganguro fraternity has more baby.

>>722907226
And? Evil children need correction.
>>722851459

ALICE!

>>722907136
IT'S NOT???

>>722890269
Honestly ADHD rabbit is kind of wicked

>>722913217
What drug do to people.

>>722876459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmr0l5fHBhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgGlj6Od5pA

Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFV-hlUZQ-s

>>722890269
The designs look cool so you are the faggot in this one

>>722888139
>only 4500 more until it reaches the extra outfit stretch goal
Nice

>>722888139
>>722880026
>Lore accurate Alice mog hot topic Alice
Kino!

>>722918467
You could never handle the TRVE lore accurate Alice.

>>722918985
That is a man.

>>722919014
That's just how women looked before we started pumping all our food and water with growth hormones

>>722919187
Can't believe the Jews did something good for once.

green tea or honey tea?

>>722919925
Pokemon S&S should get Alice edition

>The only people who did Alice justice were a bunch of Ukrainians who made their own design just to spite the commissars who wanted a blonde hair, blue eyes Alice in a pink dress
So what do you all know about the Soviet-era Alice cartoons?

>>722873818 (OP)
Maybe he thought he had a better chance of holding the attention of people who played the first two games this way? But I agree. I had pointed out it's just essentially a remake of the first game with the only difference really being that Alice was younger for some reason, most people tried to deny it. Otherlands actually seemed like an interesting concept and it was underutilized.

>>722920592
>who wanted a blonde hair, blue eyes Alice in a pink dress
Thanks god for Princess Peach

>>722873818 (OP)
Oh you meant CLAIR OBSCURE EXPEDITION 0

>>722920592
>soviet Alice
It's kino but Disney struck gold with their design. Blonde hair blue-eyed little girls simply can't be beat. Also lets not forget that despite Alice being based on Alice Liddell, she's depicted with blonde hair in the original illustrations

>>722903173
>Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
>Ferdinand Boink's house of the bizarre
They're not the same, retard.
The factory and the house are Wonka's and Ferdinand's properties. Alice is not AMG's property.
It's just like Tom Clancy's game or Sid Meier. They're all just narcissists.

>>722890269
Wtf? How is this allowed in china?

>>722923257
If sold money.

Alice
Arisu
Aris
Aerith
Aeris

So last time I asked this we couldn't reach a consensus.
What does "I'M GOING TO ALICE" means to you?
Like you'll turn into Alice like the "I'M GOING TO MORB" meme from a few years ago?
Or like you're going to where Alice is, that is Wonderland, that is suicide? Like that "I'm going to Gensokyo!" pic of a noose?

>>722881714
>McGee had a number of stepfathers when growing up until his mother finally settled into a relationship with a trans woman. When McGee was sixteen, he came home from school and found his house empty and abandoned; the only things left were his bed, his books, his clothes and his Commodore 64 computer. His mother had sold the house to pay for two plane tickets and the fee for her girlfriend's gender confirmation surgery, leaving him on his own. He packed up his computer, dropped out of high school and took a variety of odd jobs, finally settling on a Volkswagen repair shop.[5]

breh

>>722890269
Chinked

>>722924132
Woman moment

Can the saudis revive Alice?

Can Xi McGee revive Princess Daisy games or lollipop chainsaw 2?

>>722925226
Unironically yes, they love AGPcore. But if they get Mcgee on board then the wave function collapses

Miku skin for Madness Return?

>>722926145
>*WHHHRRRRL*
>OH NO NO NO! I NEED A-MAH OPEN WORLD! OW WOWOWOW!

>>722873818 (OP)
why does it look like someone nutted on her face?

>>722926553
It's probably some shitty glaze meant for painted clay. It gives everything a shiny look.

>>722926145
Cringe. Get your irrelevant Japslop out of here.

I'm going to be honest here. After a lot of introspection and analyzing of countless images and videos, I have come to the conclusion that Alice has a 10/10 butt. It's not too oversized and it's not too small. The shape is perfectly balanced. There's just enough meat for a full handful of grabbing, palms full of cheeks, but not so little to the point that it's flat and easily mistaken for a male. The form is well balanced and looks frustratingly appealing from any desired viewing angle. It feels natural and not artificially inflated or gravity-defying. She might honestly have the most perfect butt out of any video game character, possibly even in the overarching realm of fiction as a whole. If there was ever a girl who I felt I needed to prone bone with every fiber of my being, it would be Alice. It's as if some primordial deity has dug its claws into me, down to the imperceptible genetic level, and has persuaded me to make this post expressing my deep-seated desire to physically interact with her butt in every way humanly possible.

I would give up everything just to have Alice exist right in front of me with her butt facing in my general direction. I genuinely believe that I would not have the strength to resist any urges that manifest within me in that moment, and that deeply concerns me. If I could just have her butt in my hands for five minutes, just five minutes is all I ask, I could life the rest of my life without a single regret. Clothed or unclothed, it matters not, it's just something I need, for my own psychological, emotional, and mental well being. It's unreal how much I need this butt in my life, fucking hell.

>>722928652
>I'm going to be honest here. After a lot of introspection and analyzing of countless images and videos, I have come to the conclusion that Alice has a 10/10 butt. It's not too oversized and it's not too small. The shape is perfectly balanced. There's just enough meat for a full handful of grabbing, palms full of cheeks, but not so little to the point that it's flat and easily mistaken for a male. The form is well balanced and looks frustratingly appealing from any desired viewing angle. It feels natural and not artificially inflated or gravity-defying. She might honestly have the most perfect butt out of any video game character, possibly even in the overarching realm of fiction as a whole. If there was ever a girl who I felt I needed to prone bone with every fiber of my being, it would be Alice. It's as if some primordial deity has dug its claws into me, down to the imperceptible genetic level, and has persuaded me to make this post expressing my deep-seated desire to physically interact with her butt in every way humanly possible.

>I would give up everything just to have Alice exist right in front of me with her butt facing in my general direction. I genuinely believe that I would not have the strength to resist any urges that manifest within me in that moment, and that deeply concerns me. If I could just have her butt in my hands for five minutes, just five minutes is all I ask, I could life the rest of my life without a single regret. Clothed or unclothed, it matters not, it's just something I need, for my own psychological, emotional, and mental well being. It's unreal how much I need this butt in my life, fucking hell.

I'm going to play madness returns I hope it's fun.

>>722928652
She is like... a child?

>>722928187
Post cringe on anime websites

>>722928187
Tongued my feet

>>722928187
>>722928652
SEX with my wife Alice.

Animu Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fDBQ3x9X9g

>>722901286
Funnily enough, Amercian McGee DID want to make an Oz game. Called it OZombie. But the kickstarter failed, terribly.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spicyhorse/ozombie

>>722880048
Can you sign a contract like that? Waiving your rights in perpetuity like that doesn't seem like something that should be legal.

>>722925226
In theory, yes.

>>722876056
He had a hard life.

>>722907136
Her design alright but teens just work.

>>722883634
Second game also looks pretty (in a somewhat different way), but I found the gameplay less fun (more platforming focus, fewer weapons, fewer enemy types)

>>722933124
No playboy outfit?

>>722935002
No.

>>722933124
>best dress
>dlc
good riddance

>>722935089
Yeah. I'm pretty sure they were shoehorning the word DLC in there just to appease EA since they would definitely have wanted all kinds of monetization, but still...

>>722929074
>Здecь я бyдy чecтeн. Пocлe дoлгих paзмышлeний и aнaлизa бecчиcлeнных изoбpaжeний и видeo я пpишeл к вывoдy, чтo y Aлиcы 10/10. Oн нe cлишкoм бoльшoй и нe cлишкoм мaлeнький. Фopмa идeaльнo cбaлaнcиpoвaнa. Mяca хвaтaeт poвнo нa цeлyю гopcть хвaтaний, c лaдoнями, пoлными щeк, нo нe нacтoлькo мaлo, чтoбы oнo былo плocким и eгo лeгкo пpинять зa caмцa. Фopмa хopoшo cбaлaнcиpoвaнa и выглядит paзoчapoвывaющe пpивлeкaтeльнo c любoгo жeлaeмoгo yглa oбзopa. Oн кaжeтcя ecтecтвeнным, a нe иcкyccтвeннo paздyтым или бpocaющим вызoв гpaвитaции. У нee, чecтнo гoвopя, caмaя идeaльнaя из вceх пepcoнaжeй видeoигp, вoзмoжнo, дaжe вo вceoбъeмлющeй oблacти фaнтacтики в цeлoм. Ecли бы кoгдa-нибyдь былa дeвyшкa, кoтopyю, кaк мнe кaзaлocь, мнe нyжнo былo бы нaпpячь кocти вceми фибpaми cвoeгo cyщecтвa, тo этo былa бы Элиc. Кaк бyдтo кaкoe-тo изнaчaльнoe бoжecтвo вoнзилo в мeня cвoи кoгти, вплoть дo нeзaмeтнoгo гeнeтичecкoгo ypoвня, и yбeдилo мeня нaпиcaть этoт пocт, выpaжaя cвoe глyбиннoe жeлaниe физичecки взaимoдeйcтвoвaть c eё ягoдицaми вceми вoзмoжными чeлoвeчecкими cпocoбaми.

>>722935513
>Я бы oтдaл вcё, лишь бы Aлиca cyщecтвoвaлa пpямo пepeдo мнoй, пoвepнyв пoпкoй в мoю cтopoнy. Я иcкpeннe вepю, чтo y мeня нe хвaтилo бы cилы coпpoтивлятьcя любым пopывaм, кoтopыe вoзникнyт вo мнe в этoт мoмeнт, и этo мeня глyбoкo бecпoкoит. Ecли бы я мoг дepжaть eё пoпкy в cвoих pyкaх вceгo пять минyт, вceгo пять минyт — этo вcё, o чём я пpoшy, я мoг бы пpoжить ocтaтoк жизни бeз ни eдинoгo coжaлeния. B oдeждe или бeз, этo нe имeeт знaчeния, этo пpocтo тo, чтo мнe нyжнo для мoeгo пcихoлoгичecкoгo, эмoциoнaльнoгo и мeнтaльнoгo блaгoпoлyчия. Hepeaльнo, кaк cильнo мнe нyжнa этa пoпкa в мoeй жизни, чёpт вoзьми.

>>722935089
Serve the queen!

>>722932538
Animu Alice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccd1puHxfwo

>>722888139
>>722918467
the most hot one is always original

>>722876056
I know you aren't implying Alice was a good game anon. It was a janky, mediocre platformer with spooky music that people barely know.

>>722881714
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_McGee
>she was thinking of naming me "Obnard"
>We could have played Obnard Mcgee's Alice

>>722936793
>McGee had a sister, Mercy Covington, who was reported missing on November 10, 2015. As of January 2024, her case remains unsolved.
>Had a sister
>Missing
>Not dead

>>722935513
>>722935624
>He translated it into Russian
lol

>>722936179
I like walk sign.

>>722876056
>Tease a sequel, fans are overjoyed!
>Don't continue it and fuck off to obscurity
>It's because American McGee is a genuine retard.
EA said no and they hold the rights to the IP.

>>722926145
Cat sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddPvJ3pTfSc

>>722880053
For me its red riding hood

>>722937491
Disney Alice do not smoke.

>>722937923
Alice is a bad influence on Alice.

>>722937923
this

>>722929074
>Бyдy oткpoвeннeн. Пocлe дoлгoгo paзмышлeния и aнaлизa бecчиcлeнных фoтo и видeo, я пpишeл к вывoдy чтo y Aлиcы зaдницa нa дecятoчкy. Oнa нe чepecчyp бoльшaя, нo и нe мaлeнькaя. Идeaльнaя фopмa. He плocкaя, нe мyжицкaя, пpocтo двe бyлoчки чтo лoжaтcя идeaльнo в мaцaющyю лaдoнь. Hи нaкaчaннaя, ни иcкyccтвeнaя, cбaлнacиpoвaннaя и мaнящaя co вceх вoзмoжных cтopoн. Кaк пo мнe, eё пoпкa лyчшaя cpeди вceх бaб в игpyлях, нe, я бы дaжe cкaзaл вo вceй фaнтacтикe. Ecли бы я мoг тpaхнyть кaкyю yгoднo дeвкy, этo былa бы Aлиca. Клянycь, мнoю движeт нeчтo пepвoздaннoe, чтo зacтaвилo мeня нaпиcaть o тoм, кaк я хoчy пoтpoгaть eё зaдницy.
>Я бы вce oтдaл, лишь бы пoявилacь Aлиca, пoвepнyвшиcь кo мнe зaдoм. Клянycь, я бы нe cмoг coвлaдeть c coбoй, и мнe oт тoгo cтpaшнo. Дaйтe мнe ппять минyть пoжaмкaть eё пoпкy, и я бyдy cчacтлив нa вcю жизнь. Гoлaя, oдeтaя, мнe пoхpeн, мнe пpocтo нaдo, для ceбя, дyши, и paccyдкa. Eбaть, кaк жe мнe нyжнa eё зaдницa, гocпoди.

>>722938984
Much better.

I bought Madness Returns during the recent steam sale. Honestly, the gameplay is like a 6/10 at best, but it's a very charming game. You can tell it was made with a lot of creative passion behind.

>>722941280
You can tell there was a lot of interference from the publisher too. Like you can pretty much see where the various boss fights were going to happen before they were cut from the game.
But yeah it's a very pretty game with a great atmosphere and I still replay it once every few years along with the original.

Alice bump

>>722918985
>Ackshually
Read, "The Annotated Alice," which I recommend, and you will learn that Lewis Carroll just took the name from Alice LIddell.
The commissioned illustrations specified the character being way different from Liddell.

This was taken from a Brazilian website. It was the only one that has both pictures together.
Lewis Caroll was blonde pilled. And people don't say that if he married, his position would've changed.
So he had to keep working there at the church/ school to have where to live, because his family was kind of poor.

Now I feel way smarter than Marilyn Manson who said that Alice being blonde was an addition by Disney.
But then again, that's not saying much, I bet the average motherfucker is smarter than Marilyn Manson.

>>722937923
Neither of them smoke.
>>722937947
Nah, she's a hero. Whoever draws these pics never played the games.

>>722944573

And once a girl said her age wrong and Carroll kissed her on the lips in front of her family, which was not as weird back then. Apparently the younger the kid the less weird it was.
And the family was upset. And then Carroll sent a letter like: I'll make sure not to kiss the mother next time.

They should make a Carroll movie starring Johnny Depp as him, he supposedly had a weird walk.
Like wading through water, or making his way through a field of very tall weed, waist or chest high.

It'd be fun if the movie starts with Jack the Ripper, and then Jack the Ripper crosses path with Carroll at night.
And Carroll stutters and says "good evening." Because there's a theory that Carroll was Jack the Ripper.
Which is stupid, but it'd fun for an opening.

https://www.cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester-cheshire-news/cheshire-cat-come-from-go-22013686

>>722890923
He tried. The kickstarter failed.

>>722945740
>there's a theory that Carroll was Jack the Ripper.
The only way was proven if he was after children.

>>722891835
>The second game wrapped up nicely didn`t it?
Idk man, my impression with it was that Alice despite knowing the origin of her trauma and knowing it was not her fault, she ends up losing her grasp on reality yet again by the end of the game, where the streets started looking like they were combined with wonderland stuff.

>>722945740
I have a theory that Alice Liddell was the bastard daughter of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson and Lorina Reeve, the wife of Henry Liddell. Because he was unable to see his daughter without raising suspicion with his friend, Dodgson became close to Alice, telling all kinds of stories that star her. At some point, Henry Liddell discovered the affair and there is a falling out between the two former friends and while Dodgson writes about this in his diaries, the owner of the volumes destroyed specifically the one that explains his falling out due to it going against the idea that Dodgson was a meek storyteller and not a horndog.

>>722947717
I had a similar idea, but mine was more that the last daughter of the Liddells could be Dodgson's (Carroll.)
She' less known and not of the main three sisters.

But it seems that there were many rumors about Carroll, and one of them was him chasing the girls' teacher.
The other rumor was him chasing the mother. So maybe, the break was to avoid further rumors that would harm the Liddells.

>>722928187
I really like the blend of realism and exaggeration in that image, it's a very distinct surreal look.

>>722948059
>The other rumor was him chasing the mother
This is where my theory comes from, but instead of merely chasing Mrs. Liddell, he shoved his vorpal sword into her bandersnatch and made Alice. Then, to ensure that everyone in the whole shebang left unscathed, Dodgson and Liddell parted ways, with the relationship between the Liddells never being the same knowing that Alice was the product of a tramp and a mathematician.
Makes more sense than him being a pedophile.

>>722948389
I heard somewhere that it was accomplished with photoshop, but I cannot say how true that is. Nevertheless, the print ads look amazing.

>>722944747
Lizards smoke

>>722942312
>interference from the publisher
Maybe but I think McGee himself said budget and deadlines were just being mismanaged too

>>722949248
Same with crocodiles.

>>722923971
anyone?

>>722949912
I'm going to (play American McGee's) Alice

>>722949912
I'm going to play super princess peach

>>722937763
>gets jumped by incubus
>rapes him to submission
oh my
also the whole last volume was absolute trip

>>722901286
Never forget that Wizard of Oz owes its Russian knock-off a revival after heavy criticism in late 50s (followed by ban in american libraries and schools) only to learn that the knock-off is exremely popular in USSR and became a cult classic (with a bunch of movie adaptations and like five sequel books), after which americans scratched their heads and wondered "wait a minute, why do we hate Wizard of Oz again?"

>>722951126
It like shaman king epilogue

>play alisa
>disappointed it has nothing to do with alice
>still a great game despite that
someday we’ll get another great alice game im sure

>>722952747
>>722888139
This is looking to be pretty great if you're into point and click games. Unfortunately the full version is a few years away.

>>722949912
I think of it like a shittier version of "I'm going to Morb".

>>722953328
>This is looking to be pretty great if you're into point and click games. Unfortunately the full version is a few years away.
This is the only Alice point-and-click game you will ever need. Accept no substitutes.

>>722953347
>>722940104

>>722954084
I would like to thank an anonymous artist on /co/ for blessing the planet with thicc MILF Alice.

>>722953412
Alice for Wii U

>>722953347
"I'M GOING TO ALICE" has existed longer than the Morb one

>>722954443
>>722953347
Make her blonde (super saiyan)

>>722956371
Not unless the original artist miraculously appears here. I do not wish to ruin his masterpieces.

>>722890269
Lumping love in with personality disorders is kind of fucked up.

>>722904309
Wait a minute? Who have adhd?

>>722873818 (OP)
Wish white queen appeared more

>>722936597
The first one was good.

>google Alice Liddell
>first image is her with her nipple out
huh

>>722959116
Do her milk taste like rabbit?

>>722959116
Don't even remind me, one time I fetched that one to post in some discussion over at /vrpg/ without inspecting it too closely and got perma b& for "underage models", when I tried to appeal it as honest mistake the sentece got commuted down to 30 days. Been few years ago and I'm still salty. Damn brat Alice getting me in trouble.

>>722959837
This is why I only post pictures of Alice when she's older.

>>722903452
They're all right. Mostly fun in that turn-of-the-century-anything-goes-child's-novel sort of way. Whimsical and grim at the same time. Fun, but L Frank Baum is hardly the best writer. Even more so when it becomes clear he was only writing Oz novels for a paycheck.
When >>722901286 says Oz is an untapped IP, they're sort of incorrect. Correct for this century, but Baum was trying his absolute best to whore out the franchise via theater productions after the success of the first novel.

I feel like the big conflict with Oz in a modern landscape is
>the 1939 movie is all people actually know of the franchise. Damn near nobody born with the last 100 years had read the novels.
>post-2000 adaptions all try too hard to make grimdark, realistic shit. Like that one recent one Sam Raimi directed that was trash.
>Wicked also further poisoning perceptions of the franchise and taking it further away from what Baum wrote.

>>722962718
As much as I rep Soviet Alice, Lewis Carroll fucking sucks as a writer. If we're talking about the best portal fantasy novel, I'm on team Michael Ende and The Neverending Story. It's such a great book and I am sad that the film only covers the first half of the book (and is a bastardized version at that), but the music and practical effects are fantastic.

>>722962718
Ink

>>722873818 (OP)
alice but she has two machineguns and bandoliers of ammo and grenades and wears a cool helmet and has combat boots and guns down her enemies and pulls the grenade pin oht with her teeth and blows everyone up and walks away

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