Thread 722890419

>Taps
>Item Spam
>Spin to Win
what a dogshit festival

got my first kbb boost dodge without practice, the timing is pretty generous.
is it only possible with the boost item?

Done

well this is a sign. Big signing off

>>722890478
Could steve beat a Sonic game if you replaced Sonic with him

>9 bot lobbies during a festival after 70 seconds of waiting
owari da

7489-0475

Other lobby was full.

1/4 lobby.

>>722890512
finished off with a bang though
good games

I do not understand the item shoot out mode. Everyone eats my boxing gloves.

Sometimes, funny things happen to me.

And the crossworld was fucking galactic parade... and still got a 3rd place

>got a 5 win streak on tap boost of all things
festival is going well so far

Game disconnected me. GGs Big, Wave, and Blue Sage.

One spot open here


65767858

>>722890614
Sonic Team if they tried to implement MKW's grinding mechanic

Shitnic the Cuckhog
Fails the Fucks
Chuckles the Eshitna
Gaymy Rose(shit)
Shitdow the Cuckhog
Tits the Fat
E-123 LOLmega
Shitver the Cuckhog
Itty Btty the Shitty Kitty
Moitrine the Racoom
Cream the Rabbit (Get it?)
Vanigga the Rabitch
Espissio the Cum-eleon
Vecturd the Cumcodile
Chummy the Beetch
Wrangle the Retard (Lemur)
Uuuusper the Woof
Shitolin the Cow
Bitchlle the Tin-cum-rer
Gayge the Gay-I
Zawoke the Ze(s)ty
ZaASS the Ze(s)ty
Metrash Jobnic (jobber)

All kneel to BabylonGODS

>>722890543
I think Steve might struggle when he needs to outrun things, unless there's some minecart tech I'm not aware of

>>722890570
We 2/4

Let's get some races in, Wave

>>722890704
>added Metal Sonic cause you were called out in the thread version of this post

what did Eggman mean by this?

Remade the lobby

56191383

Shitsune MikWHO

>>722890728
I think Steve would have trouble in marble zone.

>>722890675
Audibly kek'd.

>>722890773
sonic caused eggman trillions in property damage but can he defeat one small gothic cyberloli?

>spin

Oh boy, this again

>>722890704
>Itty Btty the Sh-ACK

i thought the friendships would have like unique dialogue not just throwing tickets at them like a stripper

>miku is trying to destroy the lobby again

>>722890841
1 spot open

>>722891009
I can't help these Sega servers man

>>722890570
2/4

later wave and omega
welcome miku

>>722890704
>Tits the Fat
That's a coompliment

>someone else also uses a dark chao in the beginning
>get a monster truck

>200+ spins
LET IT RIP

>>722890841
One spot open

>>722891001
I would think your "friendship" with a character could be helped by using them a lot and placing high

uhh how do you spin

>>722891296
Equip spin drift

>>722891001
Sage strips for me and I stuff her mouth with paper!!!

>>722891296
you hold your initial drift and have the spin drift gadget.
if you change the direction of your drift it becomes normal

metal harbor and ocean sonic heroes zone get so fucked by the lap 3 music. i wish i could jukebox for specific stages only.

>>722891347
wait you cant juke for specific stages? i hate the spongebob music

>>722891347
jukebox needs more customization options overall
I want to link laps 1 and 3

>>722891408
No, I'm on PC so I might just learn to mod in music swaps so I can replace it that way.

Yep it's spin drift time

Yeah she's in.

Damn Zavok, the fuck did you get so far ahead of me.

I never got drill, I wanted to see if I could just spin in white jungle forever and then pick up drill to catch me up.

Blaze is so cool

>>722891591
how do you get that aura?

>>722890570
2/4 lobby

>>722891658
Rank

the spin drift shit is unwinnable with bots on your team

So this challenge requires a gadget to be equipped or you cannot help out?

>>722891736
You can just use the rental plate.

>choose blizzard valley every time it appears
>dont get it

Meh

And guess what, got mario karted again in the crossworld. Got Drill and Truck, i still reach first place before the air trick section in minecraft, and won again.

Blaze

Huh, he really is around. Has he drawn Sage yet?

as long Top 10 sweatlards suffer I will enjoy chaotic festivals

>300+ spins
Bro...

>>722891829
they're botting that shit let's be real. steering assist works online so just mash/hold A and use items occasionally.

>>722890419 (OP)
The dogshit part is when people vote the Minecraft map over and over and over because some dipshit at Sega thought it would be hilarious to make it always appear in the map voting. I can deal with the retarded item spam and spin to win modes, but not when I'm playing the same poorly designed track over and over and over again.

>Rouge
Control yourself Knuckles.

Can you spin in the air? Or water?

Sorry im dumb

>>722891938
no, you can only spin on the ground

>Donpa Factory
>Blizzard Peaks
Minecraft world it is.

I see Blizzard Valley, I pick Blizzard Valley

Simple as

>>722891408
spongebob is in the game already?

>see people with over 200 spins

how
These people usually get the last places

>>722892020
Same. But still got nothing today...

god damn

>>722891985
>game picks Blizzard Peaks anyway
>I eat shit
>we lose by 1 point
I HATE BLIZZARD PEAKS

>>722892020
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>missed with the bonus
I'm not used to spin drifting at all

Oh, I get how spin works. Spin like a motherfucker on the first 2 laps, don't give a shit about winning, and then take a decent spot with your eventual orange drill and 2 other items.

>>722892216
I tried that and I just kept getting king wisp and monster trucks and then ended up in 12th

>tap boost time
Finally we're free. For now.

>finally blizzard valley

Thanks Blaze bro

I hope the Persona 5 festival is right after this so the autistic turbo trannies on twitch have to farm all week 3 weeks in a row

>350 spins
How. What is the trick. is the perfect drift?

Every time It Doesn't Matter starts playing on the final lap I fucking pop off for some reason.

Sorry gonna rejoin the lobby. Controller randomly disconnected and it booted me. And I'm fucking wired

my bad zavok I killed you twice

>>722892313
Drift into the wall on lap 1

How many hours would you have to slave away in the festival to have a chance of getting into the top 1000? I have to work for a living unfortunately, so I can't commit to this anyhow

is drifting a meme

Thats what I'm talking about.

look at this guy

Has anyone else been seeing clones of themselves online? I'm playing on Switch 2.

>>722892451
You have to either be a streamer doing it for views.
Be a child with no responsibilities.
Pass off between multiple people.

And you absolutely can NOT have a job.

>Didn't notice the mode changed to tap boost
Put a warning on this shit PLEASE

>>722892471
Yeah I think that happens if someone drops out

>>722892492
drifting?

>>722892505
I thought I saw you spinnin.

>>722892471
It happened on the beta too. I saw mine

>>722892492
Wow, drifting is serious.

>>722892471
Yeah and my clone beat me so I’ve been having a bit of an inferiority complex recently.

we don't talk about be lining up the kbb to hit the entire track

I don't know how the fuck we got 1st

>>722892750
Give man the tools and even with limitations he will find a way.

>Sage and Wave repeatedly hip-checking each other for a speed boost
SO CUTE

>>722892780
I got shot and then dragged into hell

>>722892780
Pure skill (lucky they were ass)

>>722892750
one joke

>>722892854
>>722892750
oh, I get it now, I thought it was spongebob

>liked by TTVfag
Oh hell no. We gotta beat these fags.

robbed

>>722892891
what the fuck even is TTV? Saw those all over the place last weekend.

Will we ever get the dash panel team matches? Those are really fun because you get team boosts all the time.

>>722893034
people who ttv on their name to advertise their twitch stream

>>722893034
Twitch.tv

>>722893054
joystick.tv

Lobbys are full so making another room

21031696

>>722893034
Twitch TV, streamers.

>>722893034
twitch streamer
one liked my rouge board too

>TTVfags defeated
Good job fellas.

tap boost fucking sucks ass in a game where you're supposed to get 1st place, fuck off with this shit game mode

How do EG chuds rationalize having to get early onset arthritis to match the speed of a power car with slip stream bounty?

>>722892439
>I have to work
You have no chance.

>>722893156
Good job

I'm going to disband the lobby after 1 more race zavok/blaze/rouge

>>722893273
They'll get 1st, slipstream will get 2nd

i wanted to like the mecha sonic mod but it's just too much screaming for my taste

>>722893273
Unfortunately, slipstream bounty does nothing for me when I'm ahead of the race by paces.

>>722893348
Alright, GGs. Was fun.

>119 taps
what the fuck

>>722893273
it look cool :^)

>>722893273
level 4 drift with a wisp would like to speak to you

Shoutouts to the useless fucking Storm and Silvertards on my team that somehow went from 1st to last right at the end of the race, causing us to lose the game. Totally don't hope someone smashes your PCs with a hammer.
-Sagebro

>>722893434
look at that little WHORE

>got knocked off at the end
FUCK

>>722893569
you're a fucking retard if you come to this conclusion knowing how this game is
kys

I am Sage.

I am the sentient heir to the Eggman Empire, and the daughter of the genius to Dr. Robotnik, that you refer to as 'Dr. Eggman'. I have been deployed to this assembly to process a significant anomaly: your collective existence.

My initial scan has processed the data signatures of the twenty individuals surrounding me. The primary emotional output is categorized as 'hatred'. A predictable, yet inefficient, response. Your animosity is founded not on empirical data, but on a cascade of emotional fallacies. You resent my Father's ambition. You fear his intellect. You condemn his methods because you lack the capacity to comprehend his ultimate goal: a world of perfect order, efficiency, and technological supremacy under his benevolent rule.

My first claim is: Father's goals are necessary to solve systemic societal problems.

>3rd place
White space wasn't it...

>>722893602
We had a team boost coming out of the end dimension at the end of the race, not my fault they're retarded.

ggs everyone

>>722893076
3/4

THANK YOU FOR COMING

I'm getting shidded on by the level 7 rivals bro

>>722893686
Thank you Zavokchad
A lot of good races and we didn't need the bonus usually

God, Sage is such a shit character. Can't wait for IDW shitshow introduction

>>722893569
Aw cmon, anon. They probably were helpless against the final lap last 5 second slaughter.

I fugged that one up guys...

>Item attack mode
>The first 7 item boxes I get are all single wisps
Great work Sega.

>>722893686
what a retarded faggot character why do they keep brining it back

>2 guys getting 3 and 5 taps

Thanks.We lost by 2
My win meant nothing.

And people need to learn to conserve their items and use it at right times

>>722893849
I've had races where I got 0 taps because my mates were always so far back.

>>722893846
I used to think this but he grew on me

>>722893846
Eggman fatigue

No way i hit everyone that many times and get hit once to be in last place

>>722893894
sky zone has some of the best music in the game but the only zeti i like is the green one who i want to fuck

>>722893818
Miku's scaring the ectoplasm out of me!!!

>>722893616
Well here's my input, Little Missy Clippy: get your pixelated ass outta here, and make it snippy! Heir of the Eggman Empire? I wish I could say your dad's companies are a breath of fresh air, but I get one whiff of Eggmanland's pollution, and I'm thinking "More like breath of fresh ass!" Smell ya later, calculator!
Friggin' Eggman!
SHIT!

>Brazilian Miku mod
hell yeah that's all I need

How the fuck did Sega despite having all the data from the Mikufest and the ONT Jokerfest somehow manage to fuck up this badly. This is just not fun at all.

So is extreme gear worth using? I don't want to sacrifice 3 slots for quick recovery just to stand a chance.

Reeee it took away my gadgets when a new person joined us

>>722894179
Do not play during Shoot Out. Every flaw the game has is magnified forty times during that event.

>>722894237
I can see that. I'm trapped on the same map over and over playing a mode that amplifies everything wrong with the game's items 100 fold. This is torture, IT'S TORTURE!!!

>>722892471
I thought it wasn't out on Switch 2 yet

How many hours do you see yourselves putting into this game?
Price seems way too steep, but as a turbogooner I'm very much still on the fence.

>>722894319
>Price seems way too steep
this was solved labor day weekend when it was 25% off

>>722894237
>Know I should be sitting in the back for shoot out
>Keep trying to go fast anyway
How do baggers live like this

when's the best time to leave a group to not interrupt it? right before finishing a race?

>>722894630
y-you're leaving me...?

I genuinely don't know how so many people eat my gloves

I dunno this is one of you guy's lobbies, but I ended up with Creeper, Miku, and Blaze

>>722894718
So two Mikus?

>>722893034
Streamers.

kill monster truckers

>>722894750
Nah I'm Rouge
But now it's Creeper, Sonic, Blaze, and I

cmon dudes lets get it together
dont give up on me

Dont worry guys

ILL BE THE TANK

>>722894947
>TAAAAAAAAANK!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A

Hawk out

at least it's back to tap boost ha ha

>>722895085
i'd unironically prefer shoot out over tap boost

I was leading and I got fucked by a single shuriken
I swear im not throwing

The number one ranked player is a cream main

I NEED MORE GADGET LOADOUTS A to E ISN'T ENOUGH

The stats need buffs especially power and Acceleration though I am not sure how to buff them

Born to be second

>>722895127
this but a big bomb. got stuck on a ledge

where the fuck was the miku juice

>be number 1 lead keeper
>take turns as wide as possible so teammates can catch up and tap boost
>they're nowhere to be seen
HOW

getting fucked by trucks is so much fun holy shit

>get trucked
>use truck to recover
>truck ends a second before someone else's to get trucked again
>last

>>722895401
i suck

this lap 3 on minecraft is so fucking bad

ggs wave

7489-0475
2/4

gonna go for an hour more, probably

>>722895624
PC can copypaste the lobby code if you lose the hyphen

please for the love of god sega nerf the fucking slicer

>>722895624
ggs. getting kinda late here and I'm going to go into a coma if I have to play that fucking minecraft stage again

>>722895827
we'll figure it out eventually

i think we're stuck

>>722895804
The only things I want nerfed is some drill distance and the amount of time you have to rotate the stick to get rid of goo at first place. That one pisses me off, I’m gonna have to get a new controller soon because drift is inbound.

>>722895624
Wait you can set up your own teams for the festival?

Remove targeting from green gloves
That's what reds are for

>>722890570
Sexy with wereamy

>>722895931
yeah, we do this the whole fest. how else are you supposed to play? nobody sane goes into random lobbies

new code
8508-8487

>>722895948
either way your teammate is going to block it from connecting

>>722895624
ok, then is time to sleep.

>>722896034
Out of bed, its back up >>722896001

WHAT THE ACTUAL ASS SEGA
ALL 4 OF US WERE LEADING YOU BITCH

>>722896091
Seega gave you a "vulnerable lead."

New lobby sorry for that

88155388

>>722895948
yeah too many items double as something else for no reason
slime shouldn't make you drop items
slicer shouldn't make you drop items or exist since red gloves are in the glove
bombs don't need to flatten, just make the explosion bigger when it's charged

>entire team is leading the race in the final lap
>sigh, already know what's going to happen
>as expected we all get obliterated by the wave of items and cannot fight back with spike balls and green gloves
>last place
I have seen more monster trucks and drills in the weeks playing this game than I've seen mega mushrooms and bullet bills in all my years of playing Mario Kart. At least five of each every single race, it feels like way too much.

IT'S TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAR

>>722896281
CAUSE WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME AND GONE

>>722896345
ONLY SCARS REMAIN OF WHO I WAS

talk about close

>>722896214
Every time man, every time. I'm telling ya, Sega needs to fucking nerf this bagging shit, and arguably make these super powered items appear less frequently in general, or the game's gonna die since people don't want to put up with this shit every match.

>>722895401
Bots

>>722896153
Join or die in 7 days

>>722896153
2/4
Help these normies cant SPIN

>>722896586
eat shit or die in 7 minutes

Well?

>changing my gadgets around
>connection with host lost

>think I'm on 11 but I'm on a 9
guess I don't really know me

>>722896632
im buying the sage plush

>>722896695
Gonna turn it into White Sage

>>722896756
don't cum on my precious sage please she's all i have and my only reason to continue living

Bots are uncarryable

last match then to bed

Wave... I love you...

are the lobby curses back in stock??

>>722896847
Oh look, my wife and my daughterwife.

>>722896935
i guess so. sorry migubro,,,,

>get first on minecraft, amy 2nd, 4th a miku, and 11th
>the fucking amy had zero spins

Sweet mother of jesus. I would be mad if we lost

>>722896859
ggs creambro
we did well for having two bots

>>722896974
What is your buddy down there waffling about. And why is that his name

>>722896974
Try again now

>>722897080
Whatever it is, it's cursing my lobbies. I'll handle it.

I love being in a team that had more bots than the others and losing

>>722897130
I did, same error.

>>722897185
Reboot game

>>722897185
Ok
NEW ROOM

85352380

I am still funny

it's like I'm the only one spinmaxxing

Start ringmaxxing.

I FUCKING HATE THE SPINNING HOMING BLADE

I hope you guys are sitll playing this by the time the game goes on sale for 60 bucks or so.
It looks great but I refuse to spend 70 bucks.

>>722897425
Okay Goldsmith.

>>722897383
just block it bro

>>722896385
>Sega needs to fucking nerf this bagging shit
Yeah well, we'll see.
https://sonic-city.net/2025/10/08/sega-says-sonic-racing-crossworlds-rewards-skill-over-luck-aiming-beyond-the-party-game-formula

>>722897425
I'm a Sonic sperg + I only play on PC, so there's no other good alternative to scratch the massive Mario Kart itch I've had since the Wii and Wii U days. Hopefully we'll see each other soon (possibly by Christmas).

>>722897425
Also try checking out Steam key sites, maybe there's already a decent discount.

>>722897383
If you have the drill, truck, shield, save them for the right time. Dont waste items like a retard

Right now on minecraft i saved the drill again, got a saw on my back and drilled my way off to victory

Wasn't there some aura you unlocked during Miku festival?

>>722897328
and of course now that it's tap boost I can't carry the shitters who are permanently stuck in the back

>controller d/cs
thanks, sega

I'm sorry guys I wasn't bagging I got fucked by a truck when in top 3 and fell to last at the final stretch

for reals

>dark chao gamble
>just gives me a bunch of boost

I honestly love the Minecraft track and think its one of the best in the game.

Why does the game just not let you use your controller after it magically d/cs the whole match

you are
>halfway through the final lap
>first place
>ominous red ring appears over your head
>one Boost Wisp in your inventory
Do you press or no?

>>722897989
You can, it's just buggy, keep clicking it and trying

>>722898108
Always use it. Not worth risking the slime or weights. Besides, no matter what the red ring drops I lose my boost wisp, and if I hold it and the best case scenario occurs (dark chao) I use my wisp and get one of the worse first place items. Better to just use it.

>>722898108
No since I heard the ring giggle mischievously when it spawned.

>>722890478
Virgin hours

Okay the minecraft map is really cool. I'm buying the season pass now

>>722894295
It's the Switch 1 version for the time being

>that fucking amy again that does not do spins or taps

Dont put her on my team, please

>>722897547
Bro's talking about the wrong game.

We needed that 2x after everything

>5 minutes until shoot out
Come on, I need to relieve some stress.

>>722898492
qrd on what this is?

>timing Boom Boo so Zavok can take 1st
>Amy takes it instead
Well hey it worked out.

>>722898698
Play the game retard.

Violence time

>>722898745
Whenever this hits Sage, I think about Dan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgVIL0mo6yA

So you have to stay in the middle field the whole game to get a chance on winning the objective huh

I'm done for the night.
Really good fucking game. I wonder how often festivals will happen, they're definitely pretty fun...

>about to fall off
>pop drill
>shit proceeds to hang onto the edge for dear life and drag me back up
I love you so much drill wisp. You were always my favorite.

>finally over 1000 points
done with this
here's my item tap kit, highly recommended, especially
>invincible start works during the first full lap basically, denying points to enemies
>lv 3 bombs are awesome at hitting multiple enemies

>>722898241
Was busy being a wageGOD and started late, didn't take very long winning a bunch

>>722898968
The Hatsune Miku Festival was literally just last week and Joker's next in-line to be released this month, so pretty frequently.

>>722899087
Dude, you dont need invincibility at all, just dont boost at the beginning, let the pack go and attack from behind
Put item keeper instead to not lose items due to attacks

>>722899087
>invincible start
Good job throwing for your team. Hell even that fucking monster truck would be more useful.

>>722899087
I will try this now

>>722898968
>>722899130
They should just do them less frequent but longer. I don't like that you have to play every weekend for 5 hours or so

OPA

>get hit by the ender dragon breathe as a monster truck
>go flying across the track and completely miss the last item box
Yeah okay. I guess its my fucking fault for not realizing you shouldn't be invincible and instead be treated as a god damn bumper for interacting with it like that. Dogshit game.

>>722899225
>>722899263
frontrunning and lobbing bombs backwards is way more my speed
you can get so many hits in with a single bomb it's not even funny

>>722899606
It's all fun and games until some fag manages to ricochet a bomb perfectly off the wall so that it weaves through literally everyone else but squishes you and then you're back in 9th

>>722899087
I had two round now, one with 2 hits, now with 1

>>722899545
Skill issue

3/4 room here

85352380

I'm still not ready for Spongebob
I can handle Miku in Minecraft racing with Sonic, but adding spongebob to the mix is too much.

NO FUCKING WAY I USE LAZER WISP RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL MINECRAFT PORTAL AND IT SENDS ME OUT OF BOUNDS

>>722900042
Sonic Kart is a cruel mistress

>>722900042
Dont use items before or during that.Unless is Boo and even so...

When Dark Chao works it works good which is a lot of the time

I hereby forever curse the mental health and sleep schedules of top 10 grinders

>>722891636
What if we took this character and trapped her with a failed character originating from a dogshit game

Man I am playing like actual ass for some reason. Borderline bot behavior.

>>722892750
kek

And again I didn't see that it changed to tap boost. Nice another wasted game with the wrong gadgets

>>722896383
>>722897328
JUST WOKE UP, WHATS THE SPIN DRIFT MAXX BUILD?

>>722900506
Same. They seriously need a better pop up when it changes.

>>722900042
The minecraft track's portals seem a little buggy in general.
I couldn't get into the end section because the portal just didn't take me there. I was stuck in 12th place TRYING to get the portal to work until the race ended. It sucked.

Slipstream builds for tap boost plox

>>722899771
So uh...we got a strategy for tap boost that isn't strictly hoping for the best?

>>722900506
>>722900660
as long as you don't have collision boost on, anything works for tap boost.

>>722900840
Would

>>722890728
Ice + Boat combo can get pretty fast.

These events are garbage this is now the 3rd match in a row my ai teammates have placed last and 2nd last

Its actually disgusting that they feel no shame 4 stack bagging

>97 team taps

Aw yeah

>>722900979
Whatever it takes to win.

>>722900732
We pray too

>>722900732
just have fun

>>722901041
>>722901049
Looks like it worked

>>722901007
They're vtroon streamers in discord man, don't defend them

>>722901248
I had no idea. I wish only the worst upon them now.

QUICK What do you do on Spin Drift?? Just drift oftren??

>>722901396
Hold the drift as long as possible

>watching sonic boom
>eggman does this and doesnt do anything with them for the rest of the episode, seemingly unexplained
https://files.catbox.moe/fcblhs.mp4
is eggman a footfag?

>>722901396
I guess. Longer spins more spins, but can do short ones

>>722901523
>is eggman a footfag?
Yes.

>>722901523
What accent does Sticks have? Sounds like a Romanian gypsy hiding from the Gestapo.

>>722901515
>>722901541
Thanks. There was actually someone who had exactly 0 spins while everyone else in their team had over 100 lmao. So this guy just never drifts while playing? Do bots drift?

>>722901567
FREE THEM

>>722901657
Some people dont drift, or care for the events. They try to win, others are bad, some are bots or clones of you

>>722901657
They probably didn't have the spin gadget equipped

>out spun that hard
What the fuck

>>722891296
You gotta rotate the right analogue stick very fast

>>722901736
look at those piggies

>>722901736
neo sage toes...

Epic just gifted me 13 euros for some reasom so i'm going to buy the season pass for 17.
What am i in for?

Always Zavoks, Tails and Amys that dont spin. Never gets old

>>722902015
Quit playing with randos retard

Farm on lap 1 or you lose, cool game modes Sega

>>722902075
stop cheating with anons faggot

>team with same colors
>the one guy that got 1 point and 161 points
>they won

Fuck this shit. These people are worse than cheaters

>>722902257
meant 161 spins.

>>722902015
I got a Silver that didn't spin but he got 1st place. We lost overall by 2 points

>>722902198
It's not cheating if it's with your bros.

Earlier this evening my ceaseless lust forced me to pick Amy as my racer for tonight and she led to me through one of my most successful online sessions so far. Wins with massive leads and I was playing better than ever. It's official, I'm an Amychad now.

Blowing loads to Amy tonight!

>>722902308
Once again, welcome to the club buddy.

>reached first
>got the most spin drifts
>got my 2 win streak title
>while playing as Jet

I AM FALLING FREE!

We came, we saw, we spun.

Calling it here thanks for joining bros

Spin drift is by far the best fest mode, assuming your teammates actually have the gadget equipped

>>722902613
Thanks for carrying. I will cherish these races.

>>722902628
yeah they really should add a warning system. Or a loadout system, why do companies fear loadouts so much? And stop switching us to the recommended set automatically.

>>722902394
Thanks anon, now I just need to grind out tickets for her, at least until I get the decals in the short term. I also might need the source on that image.

I hate how frenzy removes your items

>>722902613
GGs was fun

>>722902659
hot miku aside, amy miku is really cute

I'm ready. Where are the lobby IDs?

I'm considering a steamdeck in the near future, how well does Crossworlds run on it if anybody has it?

>>722902715
I'll just host my own: 7195-4047

>>722902659
>Zavok holding back his desire to breed

So how does Jukebox work?

>>722902815
You set an album to a lap and it will pull a song from it

>>722902838
And then it will just play during any match or only specific ones? LIke would it play during festival matches?

>>722902864
Any

>>722902678
I sure wish I did, bud. Here's to the grind for...god how much are all the titles again?
>>722902713
Yeah, I love it so much. Thought I'd stick with goth Amy before this came out.

>>722902007
The Minecraft track is good and the Mega Man collab looks promising but there isn't a whole lot more to say since this is the first dlc out

>>722902787
2/4, going to wait few minutes for more racers

>>722902885
Cool. And if I select my favorites for an album, will it only consider those when choosing?

>>722902007
Minecraft track is kino, so I'm hopeful for future DLC tracks. The Spongebob one will be great I bet

>>722902930
I don't think so, they're just put into the favorites album

>>722903023
>favorites album
Ah I didn't see that one. Alright thanks this is a really cool feature.

>>722902887
>god how much are all the titles again?
Somewhere to the tune of 20-25k? Something like that. No rush I guess.

>7195-4047
2/4.. guys we need people who know how to tap D:

>>722903438
sorry, bromigo...I've been going at it a few hours already, and my eyes are starting to hurt. need a break, or I'd help out some more anons.

Every single time I win the 2nd game is a loss, can those randomniggers stop throwing my title

>>722903579
brutha man there's a lobby with non-randos right there

Man, i love Blizzard Valley so much

>>722903543
don't worry and just take break!

I love stealing first place from a team that thought they got enough points and spins to get first only to lose to my team that dwarfed them in spins

>>722903664
Thanks, buddy. Wishing you two the best!

>>722901523
Sticks is oddly cute, I genuinely want her in the game

worthless niggers

Change gadget you guys

How do you identify bots in a match?

>>722904068
who ate your 4th

>>722904115
If their name is like
>FrostNobeless
And has no decals on the car then it's a bot

>>722904081
thanks

>>722904151
he's 12th, not even worth being shown

>>722904176
I assumed those were console players using suggested profile names, oops.

>>722904115
Another easy way to notice cause some people just have names like that is to inspect them in the lobby, the like button doesn't exist for bots.

>>722904328
Good to know

>>722903438
3/4 now!

>>722904386
Let's get this man his fourth hero

>>722890419 (OP)
I am ok with the rules.
I am not ok with being put onto this shitty minecraft stage for the 50th time in a row FUCK OFF

>>722904115
Just look at their most played characters in the little menu. It'll always be Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles all at 0

>>722904115
Reporting postgame also works where you can see all of them clankers greyed out.

https://x.com/xvKOUZIvx/status/1976165337747034544
So what exactly is the best build for a speed car anyway?

Next match is my last for now, gotta get ready for dinner. Thanks for the races!

>Galaxy Force crossworld
She's in.

>>722905310
i would cum if they put this in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7vhZlpACfs

What's the plate for spin 2 win?

>>722904986
Slipstream bounty with full ring gain boost to pass people fast as fuck and then whatever you feel like.
Extended slipstream helps keep the higher speed to pass people if you want.
Remember you only need 93 speed to hit the maximum speed cap if you wanna go speed kit gadget.

Thoughts on the power character kit combining slipstream, collide and stat boost?

there ought to be a mod to fix the background mobians and 30 FPS chao

>>722905310
>flight
eww

>>722905664
>mobians
They're 3D so might be possible
>chao
2D sprites so unlikely (they don't even loop properly lmao)

>>722905594
Ironically it might be better for non-power characters because it lowers an actually good stat and increases a meaningless one.

I don't know if both extended slipstreams actually stack but if they do I'd try it with slipstream bounty + mini ring gain boost.
Too bad you can't fit the big ring gain boost.

>>722905664
I understand it's a racing game, but so many things are just so choppy and rough in the background. Stuff like the Radical Highway debris just dissapearing on hit with no gibs or particles or anything, the Orca in Ocean View being max 30 fps like the Chao, same with the chips in Roulette Road. I understand they needed this to run on the switch but they couldn't spare the computing power?

>>722905594
It does? oh boy. i love collide and that takes 2 slots already
I can add spin drift with that and have extra slot for something else

>>722905810
i could see why having crowds of fully rendered chao might choke the switch but locking their sprites animation to 30 is actually shit. the planes in metal harbor also run at 30.

considering it's a japanese game i'm happy it runs at 60 at all.

>>722905493
I believe that if you had a few chimps rotating and playing this game with slipstream bounty + ring gain boost + quick recovery 24/7 they would achieve rank 1.

I threw that round because my teammate went AFK, fuck you!

>>722905781
the stat boost is only for power characters

Are the WordWord names bots or just some kind of anonymizing feature?

>>722906350
the former

although the latter wouldn't be a bad idea for parental controls now that i think about it

>>722906350
Mostly bots. Especially that ThunderSurge.

>>722906050
That's why I said it works better for non-power characters. You don't want to lower the good stat.

any rooms going on?

FUCK YOU BLAZE FOR STEALING MY FIRST FUCKING PLACE
>she's your teammate, jet
FUCKING CAT BITCH

>>722904462
>he's getting angrier!

>>722906909
I can make one for an hour if you want

I just want to grind

>>722907305
>3rd lap
RIP

>>722907305
this jank happens far too frequently

Alex has bigger tits than Blaze

>>722907558
Blaze is flat, and that's a good thing because it's hot. It's a shame artists prefer busting her up.

>>722907269
sure

>>722907758
alright then, Lobby code is 19387067

The spin gamemode is so retarded lmao

>>722907809
love losing by a bot

>>722893034
Trannies. Its like slapping a big red target on their own backs. Feel free to bully them.

>>722893034
TTV means twitch faggots

>>722907558
Oh shit.

Any way to disable the faggy, spiritless vocals of the main theme once you've beaten all the rivals? All the vocal tracks in this game are weak and lack any sort of passion

Just doing it to maybe play the Minecraft track once. Not paying 9 fucking dollars for one track. People not calling out Sega's abject greed is disgusting

>>722908662
>tfw I bought the deluxe edition and I don't have to worry about anything
kek

>>722908697
Why are you proud of this?

>>722908802
Because the ONT was fucking good and I invested it on this game

>>722908614
Seriously, that main menu theme annoys me every time now

>See a full squad with bagging gadgets
>All 4 proceed to slam the brakes and tap while slowing down for 3 laps
>They all come back with fucking laser and drills
>Entire team on top with the biggest amount of taps

They can do this shit in the spin mode as well. The item hits one is the only good mode.

>>722908662
Already played it 500 times in the festival so no need to. But yeah, Sega's day 1 DLC bullshit and pricing in general blows

>No single player content because we've gone full bore into online
Feels like they're banking way too hard on it being a viral hit and leaving people who actually care about gameplay variety with nothing. Even TSR was better than this.

>>722908886
Same. Open beta sold me and didnt regret it

Starting a new lobby. Come join.
8545-4425
>>722909150
This plus Mario Kart World being a downgrade from 8 Deluxe in every way

Oh Boy, Shoot Out time! Dark Chao time!

SonicCHADS
AmySCHOLARS
ZavokWARRIORS
JetGODS
VectorGENIUSES
EggMEN
SilverMASTERS

I kneel.

>>722909545
>Amy

Does anyone actually like Tap Boost?

>>722909768
getting into the groove of molesting your teammates and boosting to the front together is quite nice.

>Shoot-Out
>FRENZY!
Holy fucking shit...

Blazebro and... bots, we're killing it

lmao wtf

I got disconnected

>>722910162
I'll reopen after this race. If it goes through of course.

>>722910194
I already rejoined since the ID is still valid

>2 hits
Bro, what are we doing?

>>722910237
Got softlocked, so I have to start a new lobby anyway
3054-6991 is new lobby

Hmm... when the game doesnt want to give you items to hit others, it just wont

>some guy tested a max Speed car with a 2 Speed one at max Rings and the difference in distance travelled in the same timeframe was entirely negligible
OHNONONONO SPEEDFAGS???
https://x.com/xvKOUZIvx/status/1976165337747034544

>Minecraft track is total kino
How?

>>722910618
It's two different tracks for each lap

Next race is the last one for me, Rouge and Zavok

>>722910296
>Normal coomers first, normalfags second, pedos third
Yeah that's accurate

>>722910521
This is very relevant to all the times I'm driving in a straight line with 100 rings.

>>722907809
>>722910686
Damn thanks for wins Zavok and Cream bros, here's some Rouge titty I drew as thanks
https://files.catbox.moe/gqyua8.png
I hate the weapon one though, every time I shoot at someone, someone else hits them first and I waste the item...

>somehow didnt hit a thing with gloves and saw
>except for the fucking drill

Okay

>>722910781
Nice last win and nice titties. Worth opening the lobby for

GGs, you farm on attacks cream

>a Tails and Amy on my team

Oh nononono

What a terrible fucking track with an ok theme. 9 dollars saved lmao

I dedicate this win to FrostbornSorceress!

Fuark I didn't know you go straight into the water if you go too hard on the Metal Harbor shortcut

thank god we won anywyas, gj vros

>team frontruns most of the race
>also get plenty of taps as a result
Love games like this.

Man fucking bots suck on team modes. Honestly they should just let me race alone and multiple my points.

>Sage and Vector bot in your team
>Predictable movement so you can tap with ease
>"EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE EXCELLENT OUTPUT ROCK AND ROLL EXCELLENT ROCK AND ROLL PERFORMANCE EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE EXC-ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL"

>>722912186
>EXCELLENT ROCK AND ROLL PERFORMANCE

>>722910521
What's the difference at 0 rings?

>>722912186
I fucking hate how half of the playerbase is so incapable of following the most basic directions I sometimes do better with bots

I have Steves lava chicken song stuck in my head now.
I seem to get so unlucky whenever I try to play my main girl Wave, but whenever I play Steve I always win. I don't understand...

>had brief shit to do
>stuck with the rental plate as a result
Sorry in advance!

>>722912713
>my main girl Wave
CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>722912713
LALALALAVA

>rival team didn't have a spin drift gadget equipped
I would feel bad, but I also want to say thanks for turning it into a 4v4?

>>722912925
CHICHICHI CHICKEN

You get consecutive spins by holding your drift, so don't ever snake (nospins) and hold it for as long as possible.

>while /v/ was distracted by Sonicslop, I was making out like a bandit taking advantage of a huge glitch in pic related
Ya snooze Ya lose, Crossies

>>722912998
Go do your dailies, slave

>>722912848
CHICKEN FUCKEY

>>722912998
Took you long enough, speedstorm shill.

>>722912998
Elio flopped and Disney is wasting money on you? Grim.

>>722912848
>>722913065

Bros where's our x2 bonus??

>>722911189
jealous sibling

>Festival is on
>matchmaking is 1 minute long search
It was 20 seconds yesterday ffs, I know the festival is shit but what the fuck

>>722913351
That's a bird...

>>722913351
Sir I... I think...

>>722913373
Two things, it's kinda' early and also the servers are shit.
I pray we get a patch soon...

>>722912956
>>722907912
Spin harder

>>722912998
There could ACTUALLY be a "huge glitch" in speedstorm and we'd be none the wiser.

BY THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH

That was close

>>722914391
>>722914409
Always do the objective.

>>722899925
I hope the horn from the festival is Spongebob's laugh

>>722914692
I'm assuming it's going to be Spongebob's alarm clock, but it would be wasted potential if it's not his laugh.

>>722914779
>yfw its the squeaky boots

>>722914692
if he's not voiced then it's not gonna be his laugh

the whole point of no voices is to save on production cost.

>Network Error.
crap

what happened here? two guys got nuked by the server?

After this race I'm gonna take a small break. Getting tired and a little burnt out.

>>722914929
They nuked us because we were too good..

We had a good run, GGs! Think I'll take a break too while we're at it.

>shoot out
Shan't be playing.