Thread 722892008

>one of the characters I included in the game is an Irish woman
>only problem is that i am a Korean man and had never even saw an Irishman irl before
How could i write an Irish woman? How should she talk?

give her a craving for african cock

>>722892008 (OP)
in this day and age she's probably being raped by migrants

>>722892058
>>722892069
>/pol/ answers
I am serious

Is her being irish somewhat important to the plot/setting/lore? Yes? Then make her irish. No? Then don't make her irish. It's that simple.

>>722892129
Stop giving reddit tier answer. OP asking for A and you give B.

>>722892008 (OP)
Do you want racist answers? Cause that's the only reason to ask on 4chan. Historically they all about potatoes

Devout Catholic and cares about her family deeply

>>722892008 (OP)
Just writer her like any other woman. They just have an accent. In America the stereotypical Irish woman is no different from a Scottish woman, an angry redhead. If you want an idea of how to write them, you should look at Irish media:
>Oi! Tale of Bardic Fury
Written by an /ic/ gooner, so the characters are more sexy. But there's a good range of personalities. Look it up on Webtoon
>House of Guinness
Netflix show dramatizing the history of the famous Irish stout
>Anything from Cartoon Saloon
Irish animation studio that pulls a lot from Irish history and mythology. Probably your best choice, but their movies always have children stand in as the main characters.

>>722892284
I mean more about how the irish speaks and acts but ok

>>722892289
>devout catholic
but makes homo exceptions for childhood friends and her nephew

>>722892219
Fine then, do your own homework faggot.

CHEWSDAY
INNIT

>>722892704
no that's the island across the water

>>722892008 (OP)
Make her a female Rory McIlroy

>>722892008 (OP)
>mean
>loud
>retarded
>excessively puritan but is a hoe actually
>gets uppity over anything
That's your average Irish female basically.

>>722892754
who

>>722892859
#2 golfer in the world

>>722892008 (OP)
are you legit retarded?

>>722892008 (OP)
i know this is a tough one op but
>write a character
>use female pronouns
>say somewhere that she is irish
it's that simple

>>722892008 (OP)
who cares just give her red hair, big tits and flat ass

>>722893208
Can she have brown or blond hair

>the indian parody thread got more replies then this
should've guessed theres more jeets on 4chan then irishmen

>>722892008 (OP)
fuck you nigger chink, stick to writing asians ONLY

>>722892008 (OP)
Why choose an ethnicity if you don't have any preconception of its character?

>>722892853
potato here. pretty much this, just make her fat, ugly and give her a massive ego too then you have 95% of women on this shithole island

>>722892008 (OP)
>gossipy
>hypocritical
>gloomy
>emotionally driven
for a touch more authenticity, throw in some family drama/trauma that makes her resent her family as much as she loves them

>>722892008 (OP)
here's how the Irish lassies talk

https://youtu.be/oj2fzL0TBbQ

also, make them fart out babies round the clock, it ain't called Irish twins fer nothin

>>722892008 (OP)
If yiu want a more grounded version, I woukd suggest making her from the countryside of Ireland and very relaxed and playful.

Irish girls, the ones not pumped up on Burger Social media are genuinely quite relaxed, and still have a tomboyish streak where they're not afraid to get their hands dirty.

They like to tease / slag playfully among their friends and are far, far more genuine than the passive aggressive banshees of America.

I also suggest using a Cork accent for character.

She must have 0 ass.

>>722892008 (OP)
I'm reminded of the time my Irish friend and I went to Japan and a foreigner was very excited to meet us, but spoke somberly to my friend about "The Problems" (referring to The Troubles lmao). 20th century Irish history is a treat

>>722892008 (OP)
When I was a young lad, I was in Ireland on a school trip. My friends and I went to visit the pub "The King's Head", for some reason, we had to wait outside. We admired the architecture and so on, when a group of schoolgirls passed us by.
My friend laughed about something and accidentally bumped into one of the girls. She was tall, athletic, elegant looking with a long neck and tied up ponytail. She thought that my friend laughed at her. She pushed him back, spat on his shoe and insulted us all in Gaelic.
They walked off and laughed.

>>722892008 (OP)
Watch an Irish movie, choose a female character, base your game character's personality entirely on that movie. Also, give her am Irish name that every other character will mispronounce.

Devout catholic, goes to church every Sunday, swears like a sailor, blames the British for every problem in her life

Isn't that PS3 game Folklore set in Ireland?

>>722894341
I like the aesthetic

very fucking loud for one

>Can't say anything plainly, everything must be jargon.
>Overuse of "grand" and "lovely".
>Some variation of ignorant is the most common insult. "Ya don't know nothing".
>Impressed if your property has road frontage.

>>722895946
Bro just included it into some art then

What if she's a nun or some shit

>>722895946
Their personalities are rougher than their looks. They're not outright mean, they just enjoy being witty.

>>722892008 (OP)
Have her ritually sacrifice a potato every night to keep the spirit of Cromwell at bay

>>722892008 (OP)
why not just make her a korean man then?

>>722896528
Idk

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red hair, negroid facial features(think haaland), low intelligence and a craving for violence, constant seething at UK, supports celts, has a sack of potatoes she has with her all the time etc.

>>722892704
irish accent is most similar to american more than anything

>>722892008 (OP)
Make her a cute ginger and crude in manner to juxtapose her cuteness

>>722899121
>negroid facial features
>think *swedish person*
man you people are poothetic

>>722899664
norwegian actually

>>722899980
all germanics have ape faces.

>>722892008 (OP)
All women are the same. Write a korean woman, then just raceswap her. Throw in a few token, shitty luck o' the irsh type 'banter' lines and you have a true to life fenian female.

>>722900218
dios mio, los grandes y terribles simios del norte

>>722895649
Watched an irish film it was very funny.it was about a bunch of girls that have a hairdresser.local gangs come to extort money from them and they kill them all an get away with it. Very nice film. I should start watching irish films they barely speak english though with there tick alcoholic breathe. Sometimes the smell is so strong you can hear it on the tv

>>722892008 (OP)
Red hair and freckles is the obvious. IF you want to make her really realistic, make her have a nigger boyfriend

>>722892008 (OP)
Research latinas.

>>722895847
>>722892008 (OP)
What's irish pon like I can never find ny?


There accent is so weird

carbomb

>>722900218
slavs/nords/brits share similar phonetypes, pale pink skin, asiatic faces and giant ogre-ish bone structure

>>722892008 (OP)
Go ask /lit/

Why write an Irish woman if you don't know what they're like?

>>722902208
I watched this movie about the Irish coal miners and I was inspired because the Irish women seems sweet

>>722892008 (OP)
>How could i write an Irish woman? How should she talk?
Like Kerillian

>>722903695
>kerillian
>irish
You trying to spin OP a silk didgeridoo, m8?

>>722892008 (OP)
Actual answer from someone actually in ireland : They are like every other woman on earth, nothing particularly specific about them, maybe look into the culture interms of gender dynamics but eh. i

if you are stuck watch irish movies or movies set in ireland or just watch videos of actual random irish women. The accent is easy to google, slang etc

Maybe look at the general popular irish personality stereotypes about the women and try to adapt it using your context of korean women. It's not that hard don't over think it and don't bash people over the head by including every possible irish fact. people are people.

>>722892008 (OP)
They're short stacked and their beards aren't as long as males
When you catch one you can woo her with gold and maybe she'll share hers

>>722892008 (OP)
Make her a gender bent Aran Ryan.

>>722892704
CAN I GET A BOO OF WAAA

>>722892008 (OP)
Make her a communist who loves cocaine, EDM, aborting white babies, and brown people.

Congrats: you just made a typical millenial and younger Irish woman.

No one White or East Asian likes brown people especially not Irish lol
I know an Irish family who refused to have an Italian Indian over because he was too dark

>>722892008 (OP)
>How could i write an Irish woman
write what you know

delete the irish woman and make her korean

>>722892008 (OP)
Watch picrel

쓰레기통은 쓰레기통에

조선인은 조선 반도에

>>722907756
A fine chink ching to you my fellow good man

>>722892008 (OP)
just spam
oh bagora
oh jesus
whenever something happens.
the irish are simpletons that don't say stuff they just spit out phrases.

>>722892008 (OP)
just write a reddit woman

>>722908776
What is that

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>>722892008 (OP)
>Irish women
They are absolute skank trash now.

>>722892008 (OP)
>>only problem is that i am a Korean man and had never even saw an Irishman irl before
Imagine a vase getting thrown at your head and you having to duck out of the way.

>>722892284
>racist
you mean sexist. Bunch of incel answer

>>722892284
NOOOO

>>722892008 (OP)
Mrs. Glitch Gremlin?

>>722892008 (OP)
Write her with large milky tits and have her feed the younger troops to give them a buff.
Give her the ability to cook Shepard's pie (or my favorite Minnesota Tater Tots).
Give her a cute face with freckles.

>>722892008 (OP)
I've been to Ireland recently and I don't know what to tell you. Women seemed friendly and well meaning as all people there and those outside Dublin for the most part had an accent that was kinda hard to get when ordering for example at a pub and there was loud music on.

>>722892008 (OP)
OP see >>722892853
and then watch something like Derry Girls or The Field for an idea on the dialogue.

>>722895616
>insulted us all in Gaelic.
Your shoes still need spitting on.

>>722892008 (OP)
Why are you gooks so cringe, gay, and retarded?

>>722916478
I wanna lift up their skirts and stir up their haggis