Thread 722904584

>One item removes most debuffs and status effects
Is this good game design?

I love water so much it's unreal

>>722904584 (OP)
Yes, great for inventory optimization

I'm going to drink some water right now

>>722904584 (OP)
how did god do it bros? this drink is a masterpiece

>>722904584 (OP)
Dilution is an ancient practice

>>722904671
drink that fucking water you whore...

Protip - try freezing it then breaking it into little bits and pouring fruit juices over it.

>Some servers let you get it for free from your sink
>On others the faucet water can kill you and you have to buy it in bottles instead
Fuck this game

>>722904584 (OP)
>Item becomes so rare it collapses the MMO economy and leads to the third great guild war

>>722905113
good morning sir

>>722905204
Good morrow to you comrade. Have you broken your fast?

>>722905139
>New faction joins the third war

How many sugers you guys have with your water?

>>722905298
However many sugars come in cucumber slices or orange slices.

>>722905298
Not sure, I just take a can of energy drink and dilute it with a glass of water to make it healthier

>water
Fell for it again.
That's not water.

>>722904584 (OP)
why is it so blue? and what's up with those weird bubbles? are you trying to poison me?

DRINK water DRINK water DRINK water

I drink water from the Ganges river all the time.

>>722905360
I like how oranges come pre-sliced, it's a neat QOL feature.

>>722905445
Oh god is it that hydrogenated oxygen shit again?
>>722905506
Its condensation Johnny

>>722904584 (OP)
Water? Why would I want crummy water?
You should be drinking pokemon creatures!

>>722905540
You're welcome.

>>722905506
Damn you got me, it's actually pure liquid oxygen. I dunno what would've happened if you tried to drink it. Presumably something bad?

>>722905540
My dad used to do this Fonzie thing where he'd slam an orange on the counter and it would break open into the preslices.
My dad used to spend all day at the factory doing that for people so they could have their oranges.

>>722904584 (OP)
>Item has a supercharged variant

>>722905283
what the fuck is their problem? I don't like their attitude

>>722905759
I'd rather have milk
It's legal

>>722905759
Guten Morgen, mein Herr

>>722905759
waterfags KNEEL to pissGODS

>>722905775
Asked a guy once, he said they were royalty.

>>722905805
No blacksuited thug is going to show up and stop you from enjoying your own piss.

>>722904584 (OP)
No. Water is overpowered and needs to be nerfed. Coffee and alcohol are crazy popular in most servers, I don't know why the devs insist on forcing them to have so many debuffs when people are just going to use them anyway. Why don't they just give them some of water's traits?

>>722905759
does it taste good?

>>722905924
>No. Water is overpowered and needs to be nerfed
why would anyone ever say this

>>722905936
Aherents swear by it. They say it tastes like piss.

>>722906016
so (((he))) can sell you (((alternative products))) instead of water

What's /v/'s opinion on omorashi?

>one simple activity buffs all your stats and also grants you resistance to some debuffs
>most people refuse to do it anyway

This is why we need yellow paint. Some players are just retarded.

>>722906295
>just hurt yourself to grow stronger
I'm not falling for that one!

>>722904584 (OP)
water hose > sink > fridge > water bottles

>>722906215
Based.

This technology terrifies and confuses the American.

>>722906393
toilet >>>

>>722906383
>I'm not levelling up, I might lose some HP, the EXP is not worth it
Weak

>>722906295
What games have the best environmental storytelling?

>>722906295
>depleting your nutrients
shygddt

>>722904584 (OP)
Water is only good for thrist status. Does nothing for any other debuff or status effect.

>>722905204
>good morning sir
Clueless esl tard, the tap water from flint michigan USA can fuel your car. Jeets have cleaner tapwater from the remaining brit infrastructure than burgers do.

>>722904584 (OP)
https://2018.vidyagaemawards.com/winners
Water was chosen by /v/ at the 2018's /v/gas as the best gaming beverage of all times, so it makes sense.

>>722906542
>fell for dr. shlomoberg's lies
most health problems can be fixed by drinking a lot of water and getting rest

>>722905642
>But it tastes like ejaculate
I understand you have to balance, but you know...

>>722904636
Based

Reminder not to drink too much

>>722904584 (OP)
Fuck pokemon creatures, all I need is a pail of water all day every day

>>722906215
I like it, especially when it's girl-on-girl toilet access denial.

>Hey mayne watur like i love wotr or summ, virtu signalin how ahs love drinkin watur makes me elite golem o algo
Circumcised, desert-dwelling amerinigger retard thread + normalfaggot shitter meme.

>>722905759
Light beer drinkers be like

>>722904584 (OP)
mmmm delicious municipal warder, thank you science!

>>722906769
go take a shower

Just filled my water bottle up, it's so nice and cold right now.

>>722906613
>WATER ONLY WATER
>IS THAT HALF A CELERY STICK? YOU OBESE FUCK
i miss it

>>722904584 (OP)
>le water
Drinking water is easy
Now try sleeping 8 hours a day, that’s hard fucking work

>>722905113
>grew up in an area with great tap water, literally the stuff they bottle and sell as fancy spring water elsewhere
>people still insist on bottled water and filters, even see people buying it from the brand that's bottled nearby
I wouldn't be able to live anywhere the water is shit.

Itt: tendie disney """""adults""""" feeling accomplished because they succeed hard tasks like: doing the laundry and drinking water

>>722906862
cold water = feminine energy
hot water = masculine energy
men should have cold showers and drink hot water

You're not tricking me again.

MILK

IT'S LEGAL

>>722906769
>>722906945
seething africans

>>722906951
Cold water makes you burn more calories.

>>722906795
They're putting chemicals in the water to make the fish happy!

>>722906676
Uh, how do you know what cum tastes like?

>>722906982
STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE!

>>722907023
yeah it will burn your calories, enlarge your breasts, shorten your penis etc.

>>722906763
based taste

>>722907060
I recycle my own semen so I don't have to clean it with tissues.

>>722906945
Just had another sip.

>>722906732
What if it smells like petrol?
One motherfucker keeps pissing himself and it smells like he’s been rolling around in petrol.

>>722906016
Because the theory doesn't line up with what people actually do in real games. You have all of these metafaggots who tell you that water is S tier and you shouldn't use anything else, but that's such a boring playstyle, which you can see because the vast majority of people are using different beverage weapons. Stuff like Cola Cola's speed boost and alcohol's pain dulling effect can win games, but waterfags are terrified of downsides, so these options are "bad for you".

>>722904713
>ERMM... THE FISHES NEED IT MORE THAN YOU CHUD!!
Why does God hate us?

I have one of those sticks that measures the quality of water, and it says 155. Is that good, anons?

>>722905759
Matt Damon is in
Are Urine?

>>722907332
My piss is cleaner than 155

>>722907287
Do these retards dont know what rain is?
And even the drinkable water needs to be processed before it's safe.

>>722907287
penguiniggers need to hand over all the glaciers right now

Party time, bros!

>>722905113
>some servers have a load of fucking lime, chlorine, and probably lead clogging them that forces you to buy the filtration dlc with monthly auto-renewal
I hate this game
>>722905506
Antifreeze

>gives you great stat buffs
Choccy milk my beloved

>>722906732
Reminds me of a porn vid I saw where the chick was making herself "squirt" and then gushed out dark yellow piss and then said something along the lines of "Oh I've been eating a lot of vitamins lately so my squirt was vitamin colored". You ever start laughing at a porn video too hard to even finish?

DRINK
WATER

>>722907169
dont tell the americans about him unless you want him to disappear

>>722907612
nuh yeh

>>722907637
They can have him. The asshole has his own miasma that trails him like a Mario kart ghost

>1 element is better than all elements
Pic related

>>722907287
If we hadn't abandoned nuclear energy because of ""The Greens"" we would have had enough energy for desalinization to be viable.

>>722904584 (OP)
water has actual genuine healing properties

>>722907807
>secret is unseeable without enough insight

>>722907807
Woops, forgot the image!

>>722904584 (OP)
Agua por Favor

>>722906431
my roommates keep putting tap water in the kettle
thinking of disabling the carbon monoxide alarms

>>722908005
I mean, they're right. Brita shit won't do anything for water hardness, which is what fucks up your kettle. You either need a proper RO filter, or to buy bottled water that's softer to deal with that.

>>722906951
>he has feminine showers
faggot

>>722908157
you're assuming a lot
midwit behavior

>>722908419
If your issue is the taste of tap water (retarded when you're adding it to garbage like tea and coffee anyway), just empty the kettle before you use it? I don't understand the issue.

>>722908021
fuckin' based

>>722904584 (OP)
>most
no
it should be all

>>722908480
>still assuming
you must have been the smartest retard on the short bus

>>722904636
Imagine drinking boring water instead of tasty water (better and funnier in every way).

>>722908909
I like sugar water occasionally, but I only have a bottle every month or so. Tastes the best when it's almost frozen.

>>722908909
>fat water
No ty

>>722906968
did this alcoholic ever fuck his cousin or what?

>>722906968
Sauce?

>>722908157
I think Brita has a filter specifically designed for hard water.
I'm using a different brand's filters that reduce water hardness and I don't get scale in my electric kettle for about 300 liters of water.

>>722908909
enjoy your kidney stones

>>722904584 (OP)
Is water good for you?

>>722904636
Based

>>722904584 (OP)
>cold water in summer
Literal ambrosia
>Room-temperature water in winter
Sad and not satiating at all

>>722905759
t. Bear

>>722910996
Fucking based moment

>>722911014
cold water is ambrosia ever season

>>722907287
DO NOT MY FRIENDS
BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER
IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU
AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE