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Anonymous No.722906987 [Report] >>722907172 >>722907217 >>722907232 >>722907353 >>722907414 >>722907563 >>722913137 >>722917387 >>722917478 >>722922976 >>722925475 >>722928918 >>722929950 >>722935178
Let's settle this once and for all
Is this Lucia or not?
Anonymous No.722907101 [Report]
Maybe
Anonymous No.722907172 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
Yes. The users on Reddit investigated this pic fully.
Anonymous No.722907217 [Report] >>722907386
>>722906987 (OP)
Why is the lighting in this game so drab?
Anonymous No.722907232 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
I hope there's a scene where she kicks a naked guy in the testicles over and over again with her bare feet
Anonymous No.722907313 [Report] >>722915759 >>722927538
Idk why anyone even thought she wasnt. Same body type and same moles. Is the average gamer so much of an incel chud shut-in now, they cant recognize women when they put on makeup?
Anonymous No.722907353 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
Again with this shit, yes it her, the leaks already showed Jason and Lucia have their looks and appearance with greater levels of customization, tracing back to San Andreas and moving up further.
Anonymous No.722907363 [Report]
This is exactly what the prostitutes they hire for the IDF photo ops look like. Coincidence ?
Anonymous No.722907386 [Report] >>722907546
>>722907217
Is there anything you wont find to complain about?
Anonymous No.722907414 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
yes
and this is rockstar showing us how in-depth makeup is going to be, so that they can finally lure the fabled + coveted "female gaming crowd" into GTA once and for all
Anonymous No.722907469 [Report] >>722907789 >>722907956 >>722908329 >>722910525 >>722910651 >>722914895
Calling it:
>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible
>When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are
>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)
>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut
>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident
>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification
>Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even
Anonymous No.722907546 [Report] >>722915616 >>722919425 >>722924417
>>722907386
It's just so bland, I thought Miami was supposed to be sunny and colourful, that looks hazy and miserable
Anonymous No.722907563 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
god i hope we can make our characters go full nude in this game like in bg3. i wanna go on a shooting spree as a psycho naked latina and see her fat ass shake as i run away from the cops

likely will never happen tho considering 80% of the gta core fanbase is underaged, and r* knows that for a fact
Anonymous No.722907789 [Report] >>722908329
>>722907469
GTA is unironically the only IP in the industry that is just too big to flop. Hoping for it to fail because you don't like all the released trailers so far won't do your mental sanity any good, anon. GTA 5 is literally the second highest grossing video game of all time, right behind Minecraft.

Pretty sure there are plenty of people out there who will actually buy a PS5 just to play the game. It's literally been a 13 year wait.
Anonymous No.722907956 [Report] >>722908329 >>722910948 >>722932634
>>722907469
This

Niggers don't belong in GTA, go woke go broke
Anonymous No.722908329 [Report]
>>722907789
>It's literally been a 13 year wait
this. i'm 28 years old.

my high school best friend and i used to play gta online together back in 2014. we've since graduated high school, went to college, met girls we liked, graduated college, got jobs, proposed and got married to said girls, and now i'm currently expecting a kid that will be born a couple months before gta 6's release, and he has a 1yo son.

i don't have a ps5 rn but i will legitimately buy one just to dick around with him in gta6, just like old times. and he's planning to do the same. call me a normalfag but i don't care. it's been 13 fucking years man.

>>722907469
>>722907956
>still wokebrigading in 2025 on /v/
>on gta 6 no less, an absolute titan of a gaming franchise
you're massive faggots lmao. you're like the delusional retards that day china is going to collapse in 2 weeks every week. grow up and get a job man.
Anonymous No.722909810 [Report] >>722910703 >>722916923 >>722923361
gta vi if it were good
Anonymous No.722910167 [Report]
Is this the official gta 6 waiting thread of today?
If so what do you guys think the story is going to be about? Do you guys think it will still be decent when all of Rockstar's best writers have now left the company?
Anonymous No.722910525 [Report]
>>722907469
>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible
So you will kill yourself once Rockstar announces it sold at the very least 20 million copies on day one?
Anonymous No.722910651 [Report]
>>722907469
With posts like these you can see how utterly stuck in a bubble /v/ is. There's scenario in any reality where GTA6 doesn't break every record known to man.

The level of stardom Rockstar has achieved is something no game developer on Earth can boast.
Anonymous No.722910703 [Report] >>722911320
>>722909810
I want this guy as a major story character.
Anonymous No.722910948 [Report] >>722920224
>>722907956
GTA:SA doesn't exist? Or VCS? Or 4 EFLC? Or 5? Niggers have been a staple in GTA ever since Lance Vance was introduced in VC dude. Get a grip.
Anonymous No.722911320 [Report]
>>722910703
based
Anonymous No.722913137 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.722914895 [Report]
Hot body ugly face. Even her body is still a little fridge like.

>>722907469
I worry that black fatigue will damage the game.
Anonymous No.722915069 [Report]
about 200 days left till we get to play greatest game of all time. I get up from bed with a smile on my face for the past 2 years, knowing that VI is releasing. GTA is the most important thing in my life.
Anonymous No.722915616 [Report] >>722916850
>>722907546
You have never been anywhere near the top of a building but i think you should try it and then jump
>literal fucking shut in retard complaining about hazy city skylines behind a poolparty
Anonymous No.722915713 [Report]
When are we going to get skin that doesn't look like plastic in bideo games?
Anonymous No.722915759 [Report] >>722916690 >>722934474
>>722907313
>Same body type
as if modern devs aren't usually just slapping the same body on pretty much every character
Anonymous No.722916690 [Report]
>>722915759
the first trailer already shown that r* is implementing so many different female body types in the game, so idk what you're talking about
Anonymous No.722916850 [Report]
>>722915616
mentally unhinged response, why are americans incapable of disagreeing without posturing like violent apes?
Anonymous No.722916923 [Report]
>>722909810
i always wanted to stick it in julia ngl.
Anonymous No.722917387 [Report] >>722919195
>>722906987 (OP)
Have they released anything that made the game look good?
Some gameplay or something? I'm just... totally un-hyped for GTA VI and I don't quite know why.
Anonymous No.722917478 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
don't care
i just want to be able to have sex with hookers as lucia
if they make hooker sex a jason-only thing i will riot
i need my agpkino
Anonymous No.722919195 [Report] >>722921142
>>722917387
Honestly hype for R* games only picks up after the gameplay trailers get released, which would be 2 months before the actual release date. So wait till March of next year for daily hype/doom threads to be made for the game.
Anonymous No.722919425 [Report]
>>722907546
Miami gets plenty of clouds, it's in Florida, the hurricane capital of the US.
Anonymous No.722920224 [Report]
>>722910948
also 8-ball
Anonymous No.722921142 [Report]
>>722919195
Fair enough. I've never been a big graphics guy. Hell, the thing I still want most vis-a-vis crime games is SR2's PC patch, so I guess the cinematic trailer just did nothing for me.
...
That being said, SR2's graphics being updated wouldn't be the end of the world. The random NPC models are pretty bad sometimes.
Anonymous No.722922976 [Report] >>722923247
>>722906987 (OP)
He is actually Jason you can feminize him in the game
Anonymous No.722923247 [Report] >>722934871 >>722934943
>>722922976
>lucia is just jason's true self interacting with him like joker with batman in arkham knight
>the ending has jason "dying" and you start playing as lucia
Bravo rockstar
Anonymous No.722923361 [Report]
>>722909810
>shart
Anonymous No.722924417 [Report]
>>722907546
Colorful graphics are a lost technology, please understand.
Anonymous No.722925475 [Report] >>722929897
>>722906987 (OP)
why are her tits so small maaaannnnn
hopefully we can give her a boobjob :/ she needs them
the average latina baddie is NOT this flat................
Anonymous No.722926494 [Report] >>722927580
Lucia is going to be the one with agency in this game, and Jason will be the orbiter that just goes along with everything. He will not out shine or ever make her do anything that she doesn't want to, it will always be the other way around, where she bends him to her will. Because that's the only type of story (the STRONG WOMAN) the modern AAA gaming and Hollywood knows.
Anonymous No.722927538 [Report] >>722928357 >>722928486
>>722907313
Real answer: It's common for Rockstar to use random women in GTA marketing material.
5 has all those blondes that resemble Tracey but aren't.
Anonymous No.722927580 [Report] >>722931984
>>722926494
Wasn't this already obvious enough ifh when the first scene of trailer 1 was Lucia talking to Laqueesha the prison psychologist? And the only word Jason ever says in trailer 1 is "trust".

Also I'm pretty sure the lead writer for 6 is a woman, think I saw it somewhere in an article. Lucia is so clearly a self-insert here: pudgy brown skinnyfat woman with B cups. And Jason is the handsome 6'3 white chad with blue eyes and an 8 pack.

The game's whole fucking premise feels like your average faerieporn for foids, except Jason is a huwite man instead of a minotaur
Anonymous No.722928357 [Report] >>722928682
>>722927538
Pretty sure the "hot random covergirl" this time is the hillbilly mudgirl.
Also who would your Jason choose, /v/? Dixie or Lucia??
Anonymous No.722928486 [Report]
>>722927538
>5 has all those blondes that resemble Tracey but aren't.
4 had the six-fingered hooker, Chinatown Wars had that Asian lady on the boxart.
Anonymous No.722928682 [Report]
>>722928357
dixie because my jason will not be a filthy racemixer
i will have sex with every white hooker and stripper in the game while lucia is forced to watch me make aryan babies with them
Anonymous No.722928918 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
It's up your ass for sure.
Anonymous No.722929190 [Report]
Probably.
Anonymous No.722929897 [Report]
>>722925475
it's miami, land of silicone/BBLs
i'd be surprised if we couldn't give her any surgical augments
Anonymous No.722929950 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)
it clearly is
Anonymous No.722931984 [Report]
>>722927580
>faerieporn
Good word, surprised this is the first and only instance of it in the archives
Anonymous No.722932634 [Report]
>>722907956
??
Anonymous No.722934474 [Report]
>>722915759
Usually everything but the most low-effort asset flips uses a different character model for the player character than it does for random NPCs.
Anonymous No.722934871 [Report]
>>722923247
>Male main character does a bunch of heinous criminal shit
>Troons out and is portrayed as being completely moral now that he's a "woman"
>We're supposed to forgive this dude for all the murders because he's "a different person now"
Emilia Perez: The Game
Anonymous No.722934943 [Report]
>>722923247
>Lucia just appears as a hallucination like Johnny Silverhand in CP 2077
Kino.
Anonymous No.722935043 [Report]
sex
want have sex see woman hot sex
Anonymous No.722935178 [Report]
>>722906987 (OP)