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Absolum
>finally a good beat-em-up
>its gay
Anonymous No.722912450 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
>black
>pregnant
>female
>intro
Anonymous No.722912512 [Report] >>722912584
buy an ad
Anonymous No.722912584 [Report] >>722912749
>>722912512
there is a 0% chance the marketing of any judaized western corp would allow calling their products "gay"
Anonymous No.722912585 [Report] >>722912641 >>722915108 >>722920280 >>722953142
>>722912408 (OP)
I still have a hard time believing that thing on the left is a girl
Anonymous No.722912641 [Report]
>>722912585
it isnt. they just call it that way and gave it a female VA
social engineering day in day out
Anonymous No.722912749 [Report]
>>722912584
it's funny because they keep saying being gay is a good thing and then freak out if you call them gay
normal people don't freak out if you call them straight
Anonymous No.722912907 [Report]
Ragebait thread for shit you do not care about
#27194839
Anonymous No.722913236 [Report]
Game has superarmour enemies so it's not good
Anonymous No.722913285 [Report] >>722913345 >>722913387 >>722913724 >>722913918 >>722914046 >>722916050 >>722920378 >>722920649 >>722923553 >>722938052 >>722946953
Ask me anything.
Anonymous No.722913345 [Report] >>722924720
>>722913285
Is it fun
Anonymous No.722913386 [Report]
We're here.
We're queer.
Get over it.
Anonymous No.722913387 [Report] >>722914772 >>722924720
>>722913285
How long is one run?
Anonymous No.722913465 [Report] >>722920280
>>722912408 (OP)
Sex with the blueberry warrior girl and fat assed non-bino.
Anonymous No.722913613 [Report] >>722914034 >>722915527
>>722912408 (OP)
>lady is missing an arm and a leg (and a face?)
>dwarf is missing an eye
so what are the frog and the twink's disabilities
Anonymous No.722913615 [Report] >>722913702
>>722912408 (OP)
>"girl"
>They/them
>A FUCKING FROG
I have to draw the line somewhere.
Anonymous No.722913624 [Report] >>722913872 >>722914206 >>722925514 >>722930767
embarrassing numbers compared what battlefield 6 is getting in a hour.
Anonymous No.722913702 [Report] >>722914003
>>722913615
ChronoTrigger?
Anonymous No.722913724 [Report]
>>722913285
how's your transition going?
Anonymous No.722913797 [Report]
>Beatemup but Tumblr
Anonymous No.722913821 [Report] >>722947741
>>722912408 (OP)
>finally
>when we reached the peak of the genre TWICE not even 10 years ago
Ok.
Anonymous No.722913872 [Report]
>>722913624
More than Shinobi.
Anonymous No.722913918 [Report] >>722914132 >>722924720
>>722913285
Is it an actual good beat em up (focusing on i-frames/throws/enemy clumping/positioning) or another IP cash grab beat em up made by people who don't know what they're doing (TMNT: Reddit's Revenge, etc)?
Anonymous No.722914003 [Report]
>>722913702
No thanks. It looks boring.
Anonymous No.722914034 [Report] >>722914169 >>722914735
>>722913613
She's a woman.
Anonymous No.722914046 [Report]
>>722913285
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.722914132 [Report]
>>722913918
>another IP cashgrab
>it's an original IP
Huh? It doesn't even resemble SoR at home or anything.
Anonymous No.722914169 [Report]
>>722914034
KEEEEK
Anonymous No.722914206 [Report] >>722917038
>>722913624
You don't know what bad numbers for a beat em up look like.
Anonymous No.722914227 [Report] >>722914689 >>722915527 >>722917534 >>722923720
>>722912408 (OP)
>blue skinned female "warrior"
>Non-binary Cripple ninja
>Frog mage
>Dwarf(But he is totally different from all those other Dwarves)
I miss the days when I could play as a white male. Guess I'll stick with Dragon's Crown for the another 10 years.
Anonymous No.722914689 [Report]
>>722914227
You have whites but not as playable characters (they are right about everything btw)
Anonymous No.722914735 [Report]
>>722914034
ah, so he's missing his dick, i see.
Anonymous No.722914772 [Report]
>>722913387
1-2 hours, depends on the different endings as well
Anonymous No.722914901 [Report] >>722915527 >>722921367
>>722912408 (OP)
>warrior who looks male is a a woman
>crippled boipuccy twink
>frog
>hobo dwarf
Retarded baguettes
Anonymous No.722915108 [Report] >>722915320 >>722918778 >>722922720 >>722925058 >>722932757 >>722940772
>>722912585
She has some embarrassing pancakes under her cloak.
Anonymous No.722915195 [Report]
Is this game good on switch 1?
Anonymous No.722915320 [Report]
>>722915108
This explains why she always has that angry expression.
Anonymous No.722915414 [Report] >>722915661
>>722912408 (OP)
It is not even gay. My main problem with these characters is that their design is the safest nothingburger of all imaginable. I have no interest in playing any of them.
Anonymous No.722915527 [Report] >>722915983 >>722916094 >>722936750
>>722913613
>>722914227
>>722914901
The frog is trans by the way. Not even joking.
Anonymous No.722915661 [Report]
>>722915414
It is pure distilled Calarts slop.
Anonymous No.722915743 [Report]
looks like dragon's crown will never be topped after all
Anonymous No.722915983 [Report] >>722921783
>>722915527
Frogs are trans IRL
Source: that line in Jurassic Park.
Anonymous No.722916050 [Report] >>722924720
>>722913285
is there any mode or way to play without the Hades/rogue-like stuff? (not sure what to call those systems)
I played the demo and the core gameplay was really good but all that random 'make your build' stuff ruined it
Anonymous No.722916094 [Report] >>722916134 >>722916194
>>722915527
The man was right. We laughed at him but he was right.
Anonymous No.722916134 [Report]
>>722916094
Damn, Sam Hyde is looking rough.
Anonymous No.722916194 [Report]
>>722916094
Why does Sam Hyde look like that
Anonymous No.722917038 [Report]
>>722914206
>Steam chart
>From a Switch game
Anon, I...
Anonymous No.722917534 [Report]
>>722914227
Dragons Crown really is the only one of these I even still feel like playing these days. Thinking I'm going to emulate it at this point and start over again
Anonymous No.722917539 [Report]
>stacked with music legends
>they only do like 1 song each
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yShiPI-gPeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF8qSmtCu1c
feels like hades beat em up basically
cider is my wife
Anonymous No.722917561 [Report]
I know nothing about the story or what’s going on I’m just playing the game. I’m skipping everything I just like beat em ups
Anonymous No.722918489 [Report] >>722920138
All i can think is how much better this game would be if it wasn't a roguelike, hoping they add a arcade mode eventually since Sor4s post launch support made that game alot better
Anonymous No.722918681 [Report] >>722924112
Shadow over Mystara with a soulless art style
Anonymous No.722918715 [Report] >>722923117
There’s only 3 characters? Are there any more unlockable colors? The gameplay is fun as shit but damn give me a reason to give a fuck after I beat it
Anonymous No.722918778 [Report] >>722919037
>>722915108
surely those fingernails are impractical for fighting with that sword
Anonymous No.722919037 [Report]
>>722918778
maybe she uses them like warmonger from for honor
Anonymous No.722919093 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
Dwarf is ok and the Toad Wizard is decent. The two dykes need bigger tits.
Anonymous No.722919226 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
>Finally a good beat em up
>It's gay
>It's a roguelike
>Transsexual frog
Guess I'll just keep waiting for more Towerborne updates! A MUCH better game. Fuck it i'ma reinstall Charlie Murder too for funsies.
Anonymous No.722919316 [Report] >>722921370
Emulate Dragon's Crown, you negroes.
Anonymous No.722919575 [Report] >>722923280
The frog is trans? When do I unlock it
Anonymous No.722919707 [Report] >>722919783
>>722912408 (OP)
Don't say you're a fan of the game if you haven't read the book.
Anonymous No.722919783 [Report] >>722934102
>>722919707
>forgot my pic
fug
Anonymous No.722920138 [Report]
>>722918489
I hope they add daily seeded runs so people can at least compete for score or something.
I assume the door to the left of Mother's heart will be a DLC area.
Anonymous No.722920280 [Report] >>722942708 >>722946632
>>722912585
I have a hard time believing this game was made by a French Studio with the deaigns being as inoffensive and sexless as they are.
>>722913465
>sex with
I also can't believe that anyone would feel any amount of interest in this bland shit. "She" is an uninspired rehash of a rehash of a rehash. A boring genderswapped generic swordperson, and a particularly forgettable one at that. And the masked they/them is a wooden golem. So they can effectively dodge any potential controversy by giving the most feminine figure to something that isn't even a living being.

So obviously this trite shit is inspired by firstly Golden Axe. Possibly drawing more recently from Dragon's Crown, and more historically from D&D. Like most modern shit lately, notably Marvel and DC capeshit, these liberal cocksuckers always forget to include the "fantastic" in their fucking fantasy. Does every character in fiction need to look like pic related? No, probably not. Should they look like pic related if they are fighting monsters, demons, and dragons? Yes, they fucking should. And since "warrior women" is a stupid and unrealistic notion anyway, then they should probably do whatever it is that makes women most fantastic. If you need a hint, it's NOT MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE MEDIOCRE TO AVERAGE MEN. Fantasy should be about fantastic people doing fantastic things in fantastic places. If it's not that, then what is the point? I dont need it to reflect the current year faggot city you live in today.
Anonymous No.722920378 [Report] >>722924720
>>722913285
I like to play as maximum retard mode in SoR4 (so Floyd and Max). Is there a maximum retard character in Absolum?
Anonymous No.722920649 [Report] >>722924720
>>722913285
Is this a 'Villain is 100% in the right but he's oppressing le heckin' monsters so he has to die' story like it initially seemed?
Anonymous No.722920698 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
>lesbian elf
>crippletron 9000
>non-binary frog
>closet trans dwarf

JOLLY GEE.
Anonymous No.722920874 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
man western devs are absolutely terryified of depciting straight white men as cool heroes and warriors. it is always girlbosses or minorites who get to be tough fighters or leaders but white men are always sidelined as comic relief or weakling bad guys.
western gaming is so boring, repetitive and weird.
Anonymous No.722921131 [Report]
For sure buying this after work today. The demo was so much fun and the move variants were cool, lots of options.
Anonymous No.722921367 [Report] >>722921930 >>722923104
>>722914901
those designs suck, we need to modernize them
Anonymous No.722921370 [Report]
>>722919316
Unlike you, i already did.
Anonymous No.722921498 [Report]
non-buynary type of game
Anonymous No.722921640 [Report] >>722921812 >>722922227 >>722922509 >>722922894 >>722923837
Pretty sad that this game is getting this kind of discourse here. The mechanics are very fun, the game feels great to play and it has lots of replayability. The mind rot that pol has done to this place over the last decade is astonishing.
Anonymous No.722921783 [Report]
>>722915983
Frogs are not trans, because troonfaggotry is an appeal to the relatively new concept of "gender". Frogs don't change their "gender". Gender is a meaningless term that basically boils down to "personality archetype". I don't give a fuck what prefix or title you ascribe to yourself based on the name you have made up for your mental disorder/personality archetype. Frogs do a full sex change. Something that the tranny wishes he or she could do.
Anonymous No.722921812 [Report] >>722922696
>>722921640
it's funny how OP acknowledges that the game is good but can't enjoy it because of his own hang ups.
Anonymous No.722921930 [Report]
>>722921367
>we reinvented the wheel. We put some bumps in it. We think it's better this we. Our experts agree with us.
They actually never learn.
Anonymous No.722922227 [Report]
>>722921640
Does it sadden you to see this discourse here? On 4chan+nel? That's crazy.That's unfortunate for you. I'd show you my condolences by upvoting your post, but perhaps you'll be sad to find out that we also don't have that here.
Anonymous No.722922509 [Report]
>>722921640
Yes, it's a shame that the devs nearly made an appealing game but bent the knee to modernize their "product" away from potential players.
Anonymous No.722922696 [Report] >>722923054 >>722923110
>>722921812
Yeah, it's almost as crazy as that time all those leftoids chimped out over J.K. Rowlings stance on Female biology and boycotted the Hogwarts game despite the fact that it was everything they wanted, and even bent over backwards to kiss a tranny character's ass.
Anonymous No.722922720 [Report]
>>722915108
the absolum state
Anonymous No.722922894 [Report]
>>722921640
I mean I kinda agre-
>Roguelike
Nah it deserves to fail. It's like the devs had no confidence in their own game.
>Nah we HAVE to "modernize" it. Quick make everyone gay and make it a roguelike.
Anonymous No.722923054 [Report]
>>722922696
you're comparing an indie game that OP already said is good to Harry Potter that was going to succeed regardless of any controversy or "boycott"
Anonymous No.722923104 [Report] >>722923150 >>722923372 >>722924872 >>722925147 >>722931316 >>722951295
>>722921367
So it's literally just this.
Anonymous No.722923110 [Report]
>>722922696
It's Harry Potter...
Anonymous No.722923117 [Report]
>>722918715
4 characters, one unlockable color.
Anonymous No.722923150 [Report]
>>722923104
Basically
Anonymous No.722923172 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
>good
Is it really? From what I've seen it's more roguelike sloppa except sidescroller.
>gay
Is it really or you are sperging out about designs again?
Anonymous No.722923280 [Report]
>>722919575
Second island, after the first boss. I don't think he's possible to miss.
Anonymous No.722923372 [Report] >>722923587 >>722925892
>>722923104
For me it's just how overdesigned everything has to be. Heaven forbid you keep it standard with differences in flourishes and insignias.
Everyone literally has useless shit on them
>Teapot off the hip of the tall noid
>Fork on the shoulder of an Orc guy
>overflowing bag on mystery meat bowstaff girl
>Warrior girl has flowers and a book holster

retarded ontop of looking gay, also coloring is lame now.
Anonymous No.722923553 [Report]
>>722913285
whats your dose of daily HRT hormones ?
Anonymous No.722923568 [Report]
The demo seems pretty fun. Just wait for modders to remove the tree lady with some anime waifu and we are good. Her VA just delete it.
Anonymous No.722923587 [Report] >>722923679
>>722923372
They are just stealing from the best.
Anonymous No.722923679 [Report]
>>722923587
Nah, each detail is a visual-gag, it has a reason to exist, rather than to showcase the artist likes to add detail.
Anonymous No.722923720 [Report] >>722923936
>>722914227
vanilla ware was struggling likw the clowns they are since they dont release on PC
lucky for them the last game was a hit buti aint buying nintendos jew ware to play it
Anonymous No.722923837 [Report] >>722924189
>>722921640
you are brown
you will never understand why we take responsibility for our social and cultural commons
Anonymous No.722923936 [Report] >>722933015
>>722923720
dragon's crown made enough money that they should never be running out
the problem is they have a really shitty deal with the publisher (atlus), so they didn't get any of that money and are still barely scraping on
the situation wouldn't change by releasing games on PC, because they wouldn't get any of that money
Anonymous No.722924112 [Report] >>722932306
>>722918681
SoM needs to be ported to modern platforms
Anonymous No.722924189 [Report] >>722924339 >>722932913
>>722923837
Silence polfag
Anonymous No.722924339 [Report] >>722924825 >>722925030
>>722924189
Anonymous No.722924624 [Report]
Gonna buy this later and main the gay frog
Anonymous No.722924720 [Report] >>722951919
>>722913345
Yes it was fun

>>722913387
My final run where I beat the final boss took an hour and 10 minutes

>>722913918
I found it worse than Streets of Rage 4. The rougelike stuff makes it worse.

>>722916050
Nope. There is like accessibility options stuff so maybe you could fuck around with that to make it less shit.

>>722920378
I have really only properly played as the default sword woman. I only briefly tried the others but the dwarf guy seems like he might be the character you are looking for.


>>722920649
To be honest I didnt pay much attention to the story as it came across as very cringe. But the boss guy was kinda holding back a bigger more evil boss but not in a good way. He was holding him back to take his power I think or something like that.
Anonymous No.722924825 [Report]
>>722924339
>Frogposting
Anonymous No.722924871 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
Okay, now I see what people mean when they say that the elf looks like a man.
Anonymous No.722924872 [Report]
>>722923104
I can tell what class the top is.
Bottom? Fuck all. No ideas, probably some gay OC class and race.
Anonymous No.722924880 [Report] >>722925171 >>722937352 >>722938319
For the people going on about the woke elements. The devs got money from an EU fund for video games so they had to put in all the woke shit to get the money I suspect. I was trying to find info on it and I think they got 200,000 Euro.
Anonymous No.722925030 [Report]
>>722924339
"Black" people are the same. They are brown too. Now, African Wakanda motherfuckers? Those REAL, DARKER THAN PITCH BLACK blacks? Those...are black people.
Anonymous No.722925058 [Report] >>722925213
>>722915108
this looks like a dude with tits slapped onto his chest. this is such an insult to chestlets/justice that it makes me want to puke
Anonymous No.722925147 [Report] >>722925270 >>722931316
>>722923104
>here''s your fantasy show
Anonymous No.722925171 [Report] >>722925304
>>722924880
But France? That doesn't seem right...
Anonymous No.722925213 [Report] >>722932829
>>722925058
It looks like a fem tumblr character aping anime. The most masculine thing is I guess a sharp long nose. I'm not for the designs, but that's clearly a girl.
Anonymous No.722925270 [Report]
>>722925147
No ancient old ppl, just all mid 20s voiced by mid 40s/50s VA.
Anonymous No.722925304 [Report]
>>722925171
The money wasnt from the French government. It was from an EU general fund and they likely required diversity stuff. https://culture.ec.europa.eu/creative-europe/creative-europe-media-strand
Anonymous No.722925514 [Report]
>>722913624
>steamchart schizos don't even compare games in the same genre anymore
Anonymous No.722925892 [Report] >>722926880
>>722923372
Hitting the nail on the head. It's like every personality quirk the character has needs to be reflected visually instead of being an aspect of the character that becomes reflected organically through roleplay. I like cooking, but I don't make it a statement to go out to the grocery store wearing a "kiss the cook" apron.

Contrast this idea with even earlier liberal coded fantasy like Dragon Age Origins. Take a character like Leliana for example, one of her quirks is that she has a love of flowers, you even have a scene you can get if you find her favorite breed of flower out in the wild and gift it to her. But discovering this quirk comes organically from conversation with her in camp, she's not going out adventuring with a whole fucking satchel full of flowers to let you know her hobbies. Quirks like that can just come from scenes of downtime in camp. I don't need Grandma's fine china attached to a character's hip to figure out that the dude might like to cook or brew tea man.
Anonymous No.722926880 [Report] >>722927271
>>722925892
It's ironic, people are showing too much when the telling happens in campaign. If I were to travel with dishware, why would I have it out in the open during combat? Why would I have flowers I love, not in a book or mason jar, or something? It's just lack of thinking through, with the unnecessary need to showcase an 'eye-for-detail'. Which is wanked by left-brained normals who don't really into art, which is how you can get a steady decline in quality.
I won't rant too much on the loss of realism in fantasy, but it's so apparent in many mediums and companies working with the genre.

The Tolkien Estate is a case-study on how modernizing something loved for being traditional, is a constant tug-of-war of conflicting ideas that will please no one. But yeah, Blizzards moe-fication, wheelchair mages everywhere, it's all becoming parody made reality.
Anonymous No.722927271 [Report] >>722927607
>>722926880
See, at a traditional table, like a game played at a LGS I can kinda get it. I consider the birth of the trend a symptom of players who had ideas for fun quirks about their characters that were never able to be expressed organically because the other players at the table just don't roleplay in a way to allow those character traits to be expressed organically. At least by wearing those traits on their person, it makes the other players aware so at the very least they can be considered when appropriate for a scene.

It just makes me scratch my head to see such designs considered in a more "professional" environment. It's a steady group of players that are literally paid to roleplay, I just don't see how it becomes necessary like it could be considered within the context of a regular game.
Anonymous No.722927607 [Report] >>722928707 >>722930794
>>722927271
That's just a case of more lax directors, networking doing more portfolio work than actual portfolios, and a non-'discriminatory' work ecosystem all leading to echo-chambers, nepo-babies (of various positions), and too many cooks.
"Professionalism" is almost entirely dead, but with AI, I feel people are going to look for merit a lot more so people can't bullshit their way into a position so easily.
Anonymous No.722928707 [Report] >>722930794
>>722927607
Unfortunately in a literal sense something like Critical Role has to be consider "professional", it's a group of people playing TTRPGs live to an audience for money as a profession. That's just simply what the term "professional" is supposed to mean.

As for the discussion of bad character design, at least in regards to the designs we've been referencing I think it's just more the brand feeding into what has now become an unfortunate trend. Rather than players having the wits to read the room of the table they're playing with, players have instead opted to try to push forward the form of roleplay they want rather than just meeting the table at it's level, and that idea becoming the mainstream and popular media and at times the designers themselves capitulating to these players (because it gets them more money) I sometimes feel there are just more players with concepts for a character than there is actual games featuring those characters. Some players just aren't interested in that type of roleplay, I can speak from experience as a GM to that.
Anonymous No.722929814 [Report]
Why are so many panties in a twist about some no name beat em up
Are chuds really that desperate for a W?
Anonymous No.722930563 [Report]
The game is a lot of fun and I strongly recommend anyone into beatemups to try it. Dont let whatever gay culture war youre fighting deprive you of a great experience. Now moisten my tranny dick.
Anonymous No.722930767 [Report]
>>722913624
BF6 is a giga mainstream AAA of a 20 year old franchise, and you're comparing that to a small ass new indie release? The reach is insane
Anonymous No.722930794 [Report] >>722930887 >>722932351
>>722927607
>but with AI, I feel people are going to look for merit a lot more so people can't bullshit their way into a position so easily.
You mena because AI will force people to step up their game or because AI will shit the scene so much actual work will be valued again?

Either way I'm fine as long as AI eventually take the side bench as the tool it was intended for and not the spotlight that will just reifnorce this lack of "professionalism". Not because it is incapable of it, but because the current mindset around using AI is how to avoid doing as much work as possible regardless of how necessary it might be.

>>722928707
>sometimes feel there are just more players with concepts for a character than there is actual games featuring those characters.
That's an issue with media in general. The concept of something can be fun and engaging, but it's the execution that will prove how good it can be. The isekai effect, where I guess you could say msot can be fun in theory, but the practise shows how little lasting legs they have.

Thank god that, as a GM, I've been blessed with players that actually listen and put effort into their characters. Even the girl playing her 4th flower loving elven druid does a great job at not overstepping or being anything outside her character.
Ironic, given we all met during theatre play courses, the archetype of player most people seems to fear. I did have to turn down a lot of characters at the start, but they quickly picked up the clues. And while I may not agree, I'm totally on board with characters that simply shove their real life agendas if they put effort into making it fit the setting
Anonymous No.722930854 [Report]
>Thank god that, as a GM,
Anonymous No.722930887 [Report] >>722933194
>>722930794
>because AI will force people to step up
More so this, because companies will want more traditional work that can't be rendered by an AI to prove actual talent. But also I feel there will be a good push back on AI content (there already has been on the Activision front).
Anonymous No.722930913 [Report] >>722930983
>>722912408 (OP)
Crazy how you can tell a woke game simply by the artstyle
Anonymous No.722930983 [Report] >>722931356
>>722930913
Crazy how I can tell youre a socially maladjusted freak
Anonymous No.722931030 [Report] >>722931126 >>722944591
>>722912408 (OP)
>character select
>red flag #1 no white warrior human or paladin
>intro starts
>black woman starts talking in an African accent
>”Da kween witches was strong and independent”

yeah i got tricked into buying this shit and cant return it now sadly.
oh well, i shant play it
Anonymous No.722931126 [Report]
>>722931030
>No paladin deus ex vult
Anonymous No.722931316 [Report] >>722931891 >>722946003
>>722925147
>>722923104
God, I hate colored elves and colored elves with horns.
Anonymous No.722931318 [Report]
Not going to spoil but Triple jump with the whirlwind into negative edge magmalosion is incredible and feels so tight every time you do it
Anonymous No.722931356 [Report]
>>722930983
Anonymous No.722931439 [Report] >>722931623 >>722931690
>>722912408 (OP)
>reverse trap >:(
>reverse trap, japan :D
Anonymous No.722931557 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
>have a best friend I like spending time with
>hes gay
fucking woke ruins everything!
Anonymous No.722931559 [Report]
DUDE the secret 4th character is so simple and fun holly HECK
Anonymous No.722931623 [Report] >>722931945
>>722931439
>reverse trap
>is just modestly dressed
Anonymous No.722931690 [Report]
>>722931439
Tbh France can do way better reverse traps than this. I blame EU sheckels for this travesty.
Anonymous No.722931891 [Report]
>>722931316
there's nothing wrong with elves of color
Anonymous No.722931945 [Report] >>722932025
>>722931623
If you can be confused for a dude you are
Anonymous No.722932025 [Report] >>722932469
>>722931945
>eyelashes
>long hair
>sharp chin
those are traits of a cartoon female anon, that's not even bordering on tomboy.
Anonymous No.722932219 [Report]
this guy was too feminine to be a woman so they had to give him a big sword instead
Anonymous No.722932306 [Report]
>>722924112
It's on Steam.
Anonymous No.722932351 [Report]
>>722930794
Yeah I have the opposite form of group. My group just doesn't really roleplay too much because it's just a group of long-time pals with no real theatre kid background, but it's been fun to watch how they more organically build up their characters. Rather than my players just coming to me demanding the type of roleplay they're looking for, it's been a more organic process of discovering when they're coming up with an idea and catalyzing it. My players get to find it rewarding when I take notice of their ideas and hand them the narrative building blocks to make it work, and I get to have the freedom and fun of executing their ideas in a way that fit with the narrative. But this all just feeds into the concept of meeting the table at it's level.

I think your table works as well as it does because everyone at the table is on the same page. Everyone sounds like they're a theatre kid, so it's not jarring or uncomfortable when that form of more dramatic roleplay comes up. The most damaging effect Critical Role has had on the hobby was giving the theatre kid viewers the impression that every table is like that, and thus bring that attitude to the table. Needless to say, I'm personally never going back to playing with public groups. Too often the friction caused by players like that just leads to games ending without any real satisfying conclusions and I'm over being edged off like that.
Anonymous No.722932469 [Report] >>722932757
>>722932025
Yeah cause a reverse trap still has to look kinda feminine, but I can see a guy looking like that
Anonymous No.722932757 [Report] >>722936048
>>722932469
I think you're just to used to Fujoshi styled fem boy from japan. >>722915108
The girl looks like R63 Magus, and i'm not seeing the masc in this.
Anonymous No.722932815 [Report]
What’s crazy is and I’m not asking for it I enjoy the game, but if they just added like the double dragon paint over this and had the girls be hot as shit this would be contender for beat em up goat.
Anonymous No.722932829 [Report] >>722932957
>>722925213
you will never be a woman
Anonymous No.722932913 [Report]
>>722924189
your parasitic existence cant even make its own memes
you have to literally repost the ironically self aware self dunk of pol unironically.
soulless biomass
Anonymous No.722932957 [Report]
>>722932829
Good. You will never win an argument.
Anonymous No.722933015 [Report]
>>722923936
>japanese neo lib corp managers
>not even once

they mutilated Sega into the ground but at least its showing life signs again
Anonymous No.722933194 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
I honestly really like these designs and style, but admit the reasons and intention behind it irk me the wrong way. As another anon said in a thread, the focus on how to avoid or remove something rather than what could be interesting to provide is restraining themselves for no reason. One creates, the other limits or removes parts of itself to reach a similar, but blander conclusion.

Imagine you have a character with the power to swap genders. Designer A reached this with the idea of "a character that fucks with people by having a second persona to disguise themselves as", while Designer B did it because "I want a trans character in the game". Assuming both do a good job at respecting gender views, A will definetly make a better character because their mindset is on how this concept can create situations that could be interesting to the player (changes moveset midfight, fucks with the story, etc), while B will be too worried about showing stuff that will not be relevant to the game itself. And you could totally do what B wants with A's ideas for the game.
A dev can be as skilled as they can be, but it's the push behind the idea that will eventually stirr up the game to being better or worse.

>>722930887
Imo AI will suffer like CGI VFX where corpos will go for lower cost, resulting in the "generic, mid AI" that already infest the internet, while smaller groups with skill and professionals will learn to use AI in a decent manner to get better results. Sadly I doubt nepotism will ever go away and we'll still see people bullshitting their way up.

It does seem like we've reached a point where bland or trendy shit doesn't work as much as they want.
Anonymous No.722933353 [Report] >>722933469
Anonymous No.722933469 [Report] >>722933589
>>722933353
What game?
Anonymous No.722933546 [Report]
The one male character is a manlet kek
Anonymous No.722933589 [Report] >>722933623
>>722933469
Absolum.
Anonymous No.722933623 [Report]
>>722933589
ty
Anonymous No.722934102 [Report]
>>722919783
More like ab-shalom! lmao
Anonymous No.722934150 [Report] >>722934770
>>722912408 (OP)
>It’s like Hades 2 because… it just is okay?
I don’t know what’s worse, journos or the devs pay for journos.
Anonymous No.722934651 [Report]
Was sad to learn from other anon impressions a thread ago that it's too easy and too short. That anon beat the whole thing and drained it of content within 8 hours.

Really enjoying it, so I was hoping I'd be able to dig in. Looks like I'll probably be done with it within 20 hours at most.
Anonymous No.722934770 [Report] >>722934947 >>722944885
>>722934150
>Roguelite
>Heavily focused on narrative despite that
>Looks excellent
>Great soundtrack
>Great voice acting
>Animates smoothly
>Plays well
>Even has the same woke designs
I see the comparison
Anonymous No.722934947 [Report] >>722935232 >>722935589
>>722934770
>Looks excellent
bet you are a fan of Steven's Universe
Anonymous No.722935232 [Report]
>>722934947
>still seething after 2013
lmao
Anonymous No.722935589 [Report]
>>722934947
Anon you're replying to and would just like not to be confused with the anon above me. I never watched that gay shit because I don't watch western cartoons.
Anonymous No.722935658 [Report] >>722936548
>>722912408 (OP)
Is that a female with dat as-
>prosthetic
nevermind fuck off
Anonymous No.722936048 [Report]
>>722932757
You're kinda blind
Anonymous No.722936548 [Report]
>>722935658
I'm pretty sure it's a wooden magic cyborg. The design philosophy seems to be
>at all costs, suppress both masculinity and femininity in some way. Characters must be as vaguely neutral as possible. Too much in one direction or the other is strictly forbidden.
Okay. Cool. Have fun with your painfully forgettable character design.
Anonymous No.722936750 [Report] >>722937851
>>722915527
Explain yourself.
Anonymous No.722937095 [Report]
Anonymous No.722937213 [Report]
It's interesting how many repetitive posts there are trying to insist on this blatantly propagandist. It reminds me of my college teacher who showed the class communist propaganda films insisting it was because of their quality instead of the propaganda.
Anonymous No.722937352 [Report]
>>722924880
200,000 Euros could have been used to help poor people instead.
Anonymous No.722937582 [Report] >>722938454 >>722938538 >>722940768 >>722945001 >>722946424
What are the best beat em up games, purely from a mechanical, gameplay perspective?
Anonymous No.722937851 [Report] >>722938426 >>722939043
>>722936750
I was playing as Brome (the frog) and spoke to Karl (the dwarf) at the hearth. Karl said "when I met you weren't you female?" and then Brome explained that yes (my species changes gender under pressure) and that he had even laid some eggs and then turned male in order to hatch them.
Anonymous No.722938052 [Report] >>722939589
>>722913285
What skills/upgrades did you use on your run?
Anonymous No.722938319 [Report] >>722938410 >>722940341 >>722947606
>>722924880
Not buying it. Woke incentive bux or not, my eye is getting keener for this shit every day. A buddy of mine recommended this to me because he knows I like beat em ups and rogue likes. Also his mind is totally blind to political shit. No judgements honestly, ignorance is bliss. As for me, I could spot it from a distance. I am not being hyperbolic. I could tell from the YouTube screenshot thumbnail that the art just had that aura about it. The aura being "i was designed by a devout leftist faggot". It shouldn't be as obvious as it is, but you really just can tell. Amazing that I could spot that from an image so small that I would have to squint to make out the other details in the picture. Or just very telling on how the average leftoid lacks creativity, subtlety, or the ability to mask their bullshit.
Anonymous No.722938410 [Report] >>722940341
>>722938319
>Also his mind is totally blind to political shit. No judgements honestly, ignorance is bliss.
Not being mindbroken by you doesn't mean ignorance. He'll enjoy a good game while you remain mindbroken.
Anonymous No.722938426 [Report]
>>722937851
Anonymous No.722938454 [Report]
>>722937582
I like SoR4. I'm not a bmup expert or anything but I think it's a very elegant system. Using your special is really good for iframing/comboing but it costs green health and you have to hit enemies to restore it. This along with the score system that lets you chain multiplier throughout the entire level and is how you get extra lives (important in arcade mode) means juggling enemies is important since it's the safest way of restoring your health while maintaining combo but of course will cost you if you use your special. The game also lets you hit enemies after they've already died to keep restoring health and to maintain your multiplier which is really nice.
Anonymous No.722938538 [Report]
>>722937582
I liked Fight'n Rage.
Anonymous No.722938728 [Report] >>722938934 >>722939713 >>722940158 >>722942708
they went from this to tranny frogs
Anonymous No.722938934 [Report]
>>722938728
If only they sticked with Lizardcube... What could have it been.
Anonymous No.722939043 [Report]
Honestly, I would turn off voices and just pretend the dark elf is a dude because as a male design it's actually not that bad, sort of a lankier westernized Magus sort of vibe, but still salvageable, however, shit like this >>722937851 and the pregnant black lady just makes me realize it's not even worth doing that because the game is pozzed woke shit beyond just the character designs.
Anonymous No.722939589 [Report]
>>722938052
On the run that I beat the final boss? I picked the blue sword woman and used summoned skeletons to rek everything basically. They were throwing bones and dropping bones for me to throw so I just kept spamming them.
Anonymous No.722939713 [Report]
>>722938728
the art people who worked on SOR4 went to work on that new shinobi game. I dont think they worked on this game.
Anonymous No.722940158 [Report]
>>722938728
if it was up to them she would have looked just as shitty as nu axel and all the other characters would have been black + queer
Anonymous No.722940256 [Report]
>tumblr art style
>character designer explicitly tried to LE SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS by their own admission

Why do you keep making these threads?
Anonymous No.722940341 [Report]
>>722938319
It's extremely obvious, you'd have to be blind or a complete fucking faggot like this retard
>>722938410
to have not noticed this shit for the past decade and a half.
Anonymous No.722940373 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
Is it good? A rogue lite rpg em up. Arlrep.
Anonymous No.722940768 [Report] >>722941853 >>722941895
>>722937582
Dungeon Fighter Online
>b-but that's an MMO it doesn't co-*ACK*
Silence, troon.
Anonymous No.722940772 [Report]
>>722915108
That's supposed to be a she?
Anonymous No.722941623 [Report] >>722942108
Just give me an arcade mode pls
Anonymous No.722941853 [Report]
>>722940768
Honestly, better than trans roguelike.
Anonymous No.722941895 [Report]
>>722940768
>DFO
maybe like 12 years ago but its been push aoe cooldown and win for a long time now because that's what sells in worst korea
Anonymous No.722942038 [Report] >>722942412 >>722942714 >>722947141 >>722947197 >>722947358
Stop it, /v/. Please. This is what my Switch menu looks like. I don't need another cool looking roguelike right now and I really want to play it.

Yes I might have a problem.
Anonymous No.722942108 [Report]
>>722941623
What would that entail? Getting rid of all the items/rituals?
Anonymous No.722942241 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
west really hates femininity for some reason. i didn't even know the left is supposed to be a girl
Anonymous No.722942412 [Report] >>722942482 >>722942515 >>722942538
>>722942038
My dude what are you doing with your life
Anonymous No.722942457 [Report] >>722942635 >>722951512
>>722912408 (OP)
Looks like fucking Steven Universe.
Anonymous No.722942482 [Report] >>722942538
>>722942412
Don't even reply to retard like that
Anonymous No.722942515 [Report] >>722942714
>>722942412
i don't know. stuff and things.
Anonymous No.722942538 [Report]
>>722942482
>>722942412
Fuck you
Anonymous No.722942635 [Report]
>>722942457
Your tranime looks like Steven Universe.
Anonymous No.722942708 [Report] >>722942809 >>722946187
>>722920280
>I have a hard time believing this game was made by a French Studio with the deaigns being as inoffensive and sexless as they are.
What year do you think this is?
>>722938728
Dev for SOR4 groveled and apologized for this btw
Anonymous No.722942714 [Report]
>>722942515
>>722942038
>actually bought a shit 2
>horrible taste in games
>excited for Steven Universe the official game of the movie now with 100% more homosexuality
>wojak poster
Mods PLEASE hammer this dipshit away
Anonymous No.722942809 [Report]
>>722942708
You are a loser. I can tell. Sexless too!
Anonymous No.722942928 [Report] >>722944004 >>722944435
>>722912408 (OP)
>they denied my refund request
:(
Anonymous No.722944004 [Report] >>722947285
>>722942928
Are you trying to piss me off or something? Play the fucking game and enjoy it, you don't need a refund.
Anonymous No.722944435 [Report] >>722947285
>>722942928
why did you play it more than 2 hours, ya dingus
there's a free demo and you run into a pregnant nigger woman with an afro 5 minutes into the game
Anonymous No.722944591 [Report] >>722945009 >>722945041
>>722931030
Your enjoyment of video games shouldn't be tied to politics consumed on 4chan.
Anonymous No.722944885 [Report]
>>722934770
>5 things that say good production value
That’s the same as saying leitmotifs are an Undertale reference.
Anonymous No.722945001 [Report] >>722946293 >>722951035
>>722937582
It's prolly Ninja Warriors Again and the remake for a slight modern take. No nonsense overdone rpg trash just ludo
Anonymous No.722945009 [Report] >>722947220
>>722944591
>if you notice political shit inserted into games and then bitch about it with other gamers on /v/, you are being brainwashed by 4chan
WEEDS WEEDS WEEDS
Anonymous No.722945041 [Report] >>722947220
>>722944591
tell the devs not to insert their shitty politics in the game
Anonymous No.722945154 [Report]
Why does this game make my PC shit itself every time I quit it? Even if I Alt F4 it? Anyone else notice this?
Anonymous No.722945262 [Report] >>722945461 >>722945650
god i'm so glad nothing in the world since 2015 has affected my view points. it must suck having a victim complex and pretending that the entire world is against you because of *checks notes* certain art styles and character designs in vidya.
Anonymous No.722945461 [Report]
>>722945262
why your so invested in what games he buy
Anonymous No.722945650 [Report]
>>722945262
>I'm proudly ignorant and close minded
amazing
keep it up
Anonymous No.722945749 [Report] >>722947321
Trannies are only acceptable if you can cut them in half, as Capcom taught us 35 years ago.
Anonymous No.722945782 [Report] >>722947874
>they accepted my refund request
LMAO I closed this garbage and asked for a refund as soon as the nigger started yappin
Anonymous No.722946003 [Report]
>>722931316
larry fink will destroy their credit scores if he sees too many fair features
Anonymous No.722946187 [Report]
>>722942708
>Dev for SOR4 groveled and apologized for this btw
QRD? Only found out they cut a SOR4 skate.
Anonymous No.722946293 [Report]
>>722945001
This game fucking rips good call. Been playing it on my PS5 the last few months
Anonymous No.722946424 [Report]
>>722937582
Dragon's Dogma
Anonymous No.722946632 [Report]
>>722920280
Western fantasy art is gay.
Anonymous No.722946953 [Report] >>722947436
>>722913285
Is there at least a single straight man (male) not a manlet in this game?
Anonymous No.722947141 [Report]
>>722942038
These are fake rougelikes.
Anonymous No.722947197 [Report]
>>722942038
TRANNY ALERT!
Anonymous No.722947220 [Report]
>>722945009
>gamers
/v/ plays video games?
>>722945041
Bet you that game was shit. But the tits are nice.
Anonymous No.722947285 [Report]
>>722944435
im dumb :( i want hades 2 :(
>>722944004
i will enjoy it :)
Anonymous No.722947321 [Report] >>722952948
>>722945749
That enemy is female and you probably don't know which game she's from
Anonymous No.722947358 [Report]
>>722942038
>no slice&dice
criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge
Anonymous No.722947436 [Report]
>>722946953
the dwarf is kosher because he’s the last of his kind and definitely won’t be making white babies
Anonymous No.722947458 [Report] >>722947667 >>722947703
>i hate generic fantasy!
>no not like that!
how do you make fantasy fresh?
Anonymous No.722947606 [Report]
>>722938319
I understand and you are right but I just ignored the story as the gameplay is fun. The story is cringey woke shit.
Anonymous No.722947667 [Report]
>>722947458
Titties. Big ones. Mountains.
Anonymous No.722947703 [Report]
>>722947458
corporate pozz is the new generic
Anonymous No.722947732 [Report] >>722947842
>hear this shit is revolutionizing b'mups or whatever
>try it out
>it's slop made by people who have never actually played a good beat em up before like Castle Crashers and Shredders Revenge
*sigh* guess I'll just go back to playing Aliens Vs Predators again.
Anonymous No.722947741 [Report]
>>722913821
Fight 'N Rage and SoR4?
Anonymous No.722947842 [Report]
>>722947732
It did feel like an inferior castle crashers to me
Anonymous No.722947874 [Report]
>>722945782
FRICK OFF
I HATE FROGPOSTERS REEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.722948016 [Report] >>722948818 >>722949226 >>722950439 >>722952632
Here is a good palate cleaner after the frogs selling us for woke money
https://youtu.be/EjpWRYyfS8g
Anonymous No.722948818 [Report]
>>722948016
Nice that's still a thing
Anonymous No.722949226 [Report] >>722950681
>>722948016
lmao wtf is this chinkslop
Anonymous No.722950439 [Report]
>>722948016
>Looks like trash but I'm supposed to like it because it's not le woke
Nah, I'm good
At least shill Alglometh or something.
Anonymous No.722950681 [Report]
>>722949226
Some dude making a fantasy action game inspired by Anarchy Reigns.
Anonymous No.722951035 [Report]
>>722945001
That looks cool but I've never seen it before. Redpill me on it? What makes it different from a standard beat 'em up?
Anonymous No.722951295 [Report]
>>722923104
I don't get you guys, I unironically prefer bottom. I couldn't get into fantasy as a kid because why would I want to play a game where everyone looks like my hairy, middle-aged school teachers wearing indistinguishable gray and brown clothes? I'd rather be something cool, like a minotaur or a scarecrow; I'd rather look at cute girls, like pixies and goblins. Normally /v/ would agree with me on this, but when it comes to tabletop, suddenly everyone turns into a lame-ass grognard. I don't want my adventuring party to be Guard 1, Guard 2, Bikini Barbarian and Not-Gandalf, I want it to be Gojo, Vasco Shot, Midna and Gerson.
Anonymous No.722951512 [Report] >>722951763
>>722942457
It reminds me of Genndy Tartakovsky.
Anonymous No.722951657 [Report]
>>722912408 (OP)
Am I missing something they look fine for the most part
Anonymous No.722951763 [Report]
>>722951512
These days i’m pretty sure that’s even worse
Anonymous No.722951919 [Report] >>722952583
>>722924720
good info but i will ignore your post you are gay
Anonymous No.722952583 [Report]
>>722951919
I'm not gay. I have said the games story is cringe and woke. I just played it for the gameplay.
Anonymous No.722952632 [Report] >>722952758
>>722948016
please tell me the thing on the right is a boy
Anonymous No.722952692 [Report]
what's the point of the little balls?
Anonymous No.722952758 [Report] >>722952989
>>722952632
It's not. You homo.
Anonymous No.722952778 [Report] >>722953157
Literally every male character i've seen in the game thus far would be a better pick for playable character than the two femoids we're stuck with
Anonymous No.722952948 [Report]
>>722947321
Tranny zoomer pls, I have a PhD on arcade Capcom shit
Anonymous No.722952989 [Report]
>>722952758
oh...
Anonymous No.722953142 [Report]
>>722912585
Looks like the frost miser desu
Anonymous No.722953157 [Report]
>>722952778
Yea all the men in the background look cool as shit even the male bosses look cooler than the girls