Thread 722912493

What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch right now?

its booty butt cheeks and not the good kind

I still don't understand why they'd make a game around porn characters and don't include any porn in it

>>722912493 (OP)
>play OW1
>Blizzard kills it
>can't play OW2 because I don't have a NATO phone number

>>722912493 (OP)
>needing an excuse

>>722912521
and what is the good kind. post 50

>>722912493 (OP)
No canon futa sex scenes, no play

>>722912493 (OP)
They turned Pharah into lesbian just to spite me, hence why I threw up my hands said "THAT'S IT" and uninstall

I fucking hate you, Blizzard

>>722915382
I wish Widow would fuck my ass while Tracer held my hand and called me a good cockslut

>>722912493 (OP)
It was fine when I played it twenty years ago, but I've heard it's mostly infested with bots nowadays.

>>722912493 (OP)
Dealock and Rivals are a bettet product. And i will never forgive blizzard at this point. Ill still browse the porn once in a while thom

>>722916450
why is she a hitler fan?

>>722912493 (OP)
I realised that I didn't actually enjoy playing it.

>>722916502
>brappp
Imagine the smell

>>722915382
Nyls Tracer + Widow animations are some of the cutest shit out there and I don't even like futa

>>722912493 (OP)
I stopped playing when overwatch 2 came out and it was so badly botched that I realised there was no future for the game

I was playing overwatch regularly right up until ow2 released

dogshit gameplay, just like marvel rivals, and people who still play it and not rivals are gooners and fags

how do you escape this

Not nearly enough robofucker gooners in the game for me to take notice.

>>722917035
sure you don't, troon

>>722912493 (OP)
they made pharah not fly anymore so i dont give a fuck

>>722918921
Then where the fuck does justice rain from?

>>722919113
a couple meters off the ground but only for a couple seconds and then justice gets a bit tired and has to come back down

>>722912493 (OP)
its not a good game and if it didnt have sfm coomers keeping it on life support it would've already had blizzard support cut from it entirely.

I have never played Overwatch and I have probably masturbated to orgasm to Overwatch over one thousand times

>>722918816
What a weird projection

>>722919491
>masturbated to orgasm
does that need to be specified? like have any of you ever just masturbated *a little bit* then put it away?

>>722921509
No dummy, I'm specifying that it was to Overwatch, I didn't have to tab over to Sindel or Blake Blossom or anything, Overwatch finished the job

For me, it’s Pharah.

I want to BE Mercy!

>>722917016
Problem?

>>722923392
I want to cum on her feet.

>>722912493 (OP)
I still cosplay as d.va while I play her regularly.

>>722917615
I wouldn't want to escape

For me, it's Sombra