Thread 722940858

People keep saying stuff like Doritos and Pizza are gamer food but they get your hands dirty and leave a mess. What are some mess free food to eat while gaming?

>>722940858 (OP)
>Solves your greasy gamer hands problem

Because despite how much 4chin hates it. Weed was always a big culture for gaming in the 90s and early 2000s. You'd get high order a pizza eat doritos and drink soda while playing shitty games on the snes/64/ps1/ps2/gc/ og xbox. Marketing during the 360 era kind of killed it by shilling dew and shit with codes.

>>722940858 (OP)
just use a napkin to pick up the food or do this >>722941074

We have this in australia. It's pure fucking guilty pleasure slop but whatever

>>722941074
This. I have a nice pair of chopsticks that I've ended up using only for chips.

>>722940858 (OP)
Take a break from the game, sit at a table, focus on your meal so you can fully enjoy it then wash your hands afterwards like a civilized human.

>>722941183
We have this in San Diego. It mogs your chips/fries.

>>722940858 (OP)
pretzels. grapes. aside from finger food there's also anything that you can eat with a fork. why do you need to eat while gaming though

>>722940858 (OP)
sandwiches, get yourself a nice sub and you're gaming.

>>722941074
>le reddit omg so kewl lifehack ;)
How about dont eat where you pc and wash your hands like normal fucking people. Finding a clean and """"fun"""" way to fuck your face with food isn't a flex.

>>722941074
>using chopsticks

>>722941314
carne asada fries? so good.

>>722941314
At that point you should just wrap it in a tortilla and call it a California Burrito instead.

Pretzels
Goldfish crackers
Cheerios?
Plain, no seasoning air popped popcorn
Tortilla chips can be a little dusty/salty but not too bad
Most fruit is usually easy enough to eat without making a mess too.
Good luck to you.

>>722941314
>San Diego
my condolences

>>722941391
You cant say that without sounding like a faggot. Go ahead say it. Carne a fagga.

>>722941314
Ngl Carne Asada is hella overrated. I live in Cali too and everyone shills this shit to me. I think normal nachos or just chilli cheese fries are better.

>>722940858 (OP)
cereal

>>722941413
goldfish will leave grease and cheese powder on ur fingers

>>722941480
>anon literally can't speak without homos on the brain
>somehow this is everyone else's problem

>>722940858 (OP)
I eat doritoes directly from the bag. Thought this was commonplace.

>>722940858 (OP)
You can use a fork spoon or bread so their not much mess.

Just hold the package and pour the snacks into your mouth you lazy retards

>>722941480
Carne asada is like the most manly thing you could ever eat.

Carne asada is just naked burrito

>>722940858 (OP)
I don't understand why do you even feel the need to eat when playing games
I just want to play the damn game, I'll eat when it's time to eat

>>722940858 (OP)
>eat
>while gaming
I've never understood this
is there a particular reason you can't just get up and go eat for five minutes
is it just nostalgia for childhood slumber parties or something

>>722942209
it's so you can keep on gaming without a break!

>>722941727
That's the actual slob way of eating.

i mean that's why picrel and bagel bites exist

>>722941972
The things I have to read, pinches gringos.

>>722942502
When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.

>>722941480
>t. ate street food and got the runs

People eat while gaming? I just pause the game and go eat like a normal person.

>>722940858 (OP)
They say that because you can eat pizza with a single hand. If you need both hands for your game, there is no fast food you can eat without reddit lifehacks or getting your hands greasy.

>>722942672
What? It doesn't even make sense in the context, schizo. You should have said
>t. Pronounced it like a faggot and got mocked by street food vendors

>>722942751
yes, that's how we got gamer fuel(tm)

>>722943065
CASHEWS OF CHAOS

Eat before or after gaming, or take food breaks, you fucking animals.

>>722942751
YOU CAN'T PAUSE ONLINE GAMES, MOM

>>722940858 (OP)
take a break and eat.

>>722941714
Is there a variety of baked beans that aren't sweet?

>>722943065
do you think we could gaslight retarded children into eating healthy by marketing dried fruit and kale chips as "powerups" or something

>>722943405
I mean you can put whatever you want in/on beans, "baked beans" as a dish are typically sweet for the same reason apple pie typically isn't salty
nothing stopping you from making bean soup or something

>>722943493
put on levels, achievements, etc. maybe.

>>722940858 (OP)
use spoon and fork

>>722941074
>need two sticks to eat
>and one stick to carry two buckets of shit

>>722941314
i like the idea but the fries just get too mushy. i'd rather just a set of tacos and a side of fries.

>>722941183
>>722941314
Behold the famed cuisine of Rochester, New York, featuring home fries, mac salad, and baked beans with as many cheeseburgers/hot dogs as you care to order on top of it, then covered with a spicy meat sauce, mustard, and raw onions

>>722947887
I would crush that

>>722940858 (OP)
Pizza is ninja turtle food

>>722940858 (OP)
>he doesn't de-grease his 'za
NGMI

>>722941183
chili cheese fries?

>>722941103
>despite how much 4chin hates it
I hate how tourists showed up here and shouted everyone else down and now people think that's what 4chan is.

>>722941497
>hella
you didn't need to specify you're Californian, we could already tell

>>722943405
the British kind made with tomato sauce. They created it because of sugar shortages during WW1

>>722941314
>inconsistently cooked, bland, sad looking fries
>powdered parm cheese
>overcooked, dried out mystery meat shit all over
>piles of california puke in there for good measure

damn bro, you sure showed the aussie how shit your sandy eggo cuisine is; I kneel.

>>722943405
the blue can heinz beans that made in the uk. you can find them in the us too.

>>722940858 (OP)
Why are you eating and playing video games at the same time you fat fuck? Take a break, sit down at a table, and act like a human being and it won't matter what you're having for dinner.

>>722941370
Eating while gaming is a divine experience.

>>722943862
>nothing stopping you from making bean soup or something
Every christmas when our family would get together we'd have a spiral cut christmas ham that we'd all just munch on through the day so no one had to cook. At the end of the day the meat would be cleaned, and then the ham bone would go into this family soup that's like a cross between split-pea and navy-bean soup. Looks like a bowl of vomit, and it was so thick you could stand a spoon in it.
I miss that every year since I've been on my own because I can't eat a whole spiral cut ham in a reasonable amount of time.

A lot of proud casuals in the thread.
That's nu-/v/ for ya.

>>722949151
you can get ham bones or ham hocks at a grocery store and make split pea soup, its amazingly cheap. pork belly (not bacon) also works great.

>>722948642
I'm not from here but their retardation has rubbed off on me. You're right I should kill myself.

>>722948639
It's just annoying any time you mention drugs it's "dude weed lmao" like these zoomie retards have never gotten high and played games. They're missing out then shitting on experiences they never had.

>>722942502
jesus christ, along with the bigger one, the cheese/tomato sauce is like molten lava.

>>722948476
I probably every other week feel the pain of no longer being able to drive into town and get one of these after a long day at work

>>722950279
its says as much on the directions lol, you gotta let them stand a little before eating.

>>722941714
Now THIS is a meal fit for a gamer

>>722941714
this nigga...

>>722942476
Call me a slob all you want, but my hands are clean.

>>722940858 (OP)
Just put whatever food you want to eat in between two slices of bread, or a demi baguette and youre good

>>722941074
That doesn't work for everything.

>>722940858 (OP)
the obvious answer is pretzels. especially something like Comboes, because they're bite-size.

>>722941714
Tasty.

>>722947887
Damn, now I'm hungry.

>>722940858 (OP)
pause, go eat, go back to gaming
or ANY food you eat with a fork and knife to eat during cutscenes IE mac'n;cheese, ramen

burgers

>>722940858 (OP)
Gamers don't care about things getting messy.

>>722941714
based and fartpilled

>>722940858 (OP)
I don't eat while gaming

>>722940858 (OP)
Gamer Grub solved this problem 15 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyNErkgfFwM

>>722940858 (OP)
I use a large spoon to eat pizza and Doritos.