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People keep saying stuff like Doritos and Pizza are gamer food but they get your hands dirty and leave a mess. What are some mess free food to eat while gaming?
Anonymous No.722941074 [Report] >>722941170 >>722941206 >>722941370 >>722941381 >>722946741 >>722953285
>>722940858 (OP)
>Solves your greasy gamer hands problem
Anonymous No.722941103 [Report] >>722948639
Because despite how much 4chin hates it. Weed was always a big culture for gaming in the 90s and early 2000s. You'd get high order a pizza eat doritos and drink soda while playing shitty games on the snes/64/ps1/ps2/gc/ og xbox. Marketing during the 360 era kind of killed it by shilling dew and shit with codes.
Anonymous No.722941170 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
just use a napkin to pick up the food or do this >>722941074
Anonymous No.722941183 [Report] >>722941314 >>722947887 >>722948586
We have this in australia. It's pure fucking guilty pleasure slop but whatever
Anonymous No.722941206 [Report]
>>722941074
This. I have a nice pair of chopsticks that I've ended up using only for chips.
Anonymous No.722941268 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
Take a break from the game, sit at a table, focus on your meal so you can fully enjoy it then wash your hands afterwards like a civilized human.
Anonymous No.722941314 [Report] >>722941391 >>722941401 >>722941448 >>722941497 >>722947121 >>722947887 >>722948856
>>722941183
We have this in San Diego. It mogs your chips/fries.
Anonymous No.722941317 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
pretzels. grapes. aside from finger food there's also anything that you can eat with a fork. why do you need to eat while gaming though
Anonymous No.722941337 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
sandwiches, get yourself a nice sub and you're gaming.
Anonymous No.722941370 [Report] >>722948959
>>722941074
>le reddit omg so kewl lifehack ;)
How about dont eat where you pc and wash your hands like normal fucking people. Finding a clean and """"fun"""" way to fuck your face with food isn't a flex.
Anonymous No.722941381 [Report]
>>722941074
>using chopsticks
Anonymous No.722941391 [Report] >>722941480
>>722941314
carne asada fries? so good.
Anonymous No.722941401 [Report]
>>722941314
At that point you should just wrap it in a tortilla and call it a California Burrito instead.
Anonymous No.722941413 [Report] >>722941590
Pretzels
Goldfish crackers
Cheerios?
Plain, no seasoning air popped popcorn
Tortilla chips can be a little dusty/salty but not too bad
Most fruit is usually easy enough to eat without making a mess too.
Good luck to you.
Anonymous No.722941448 [Report]
>>722941314
>San Diego
my condolences
Anonymous No.722941480 [Report] >>722941694 >>722941814 >>722942672
>>722941391
You cant say that without sounding like a faggot. Go ahead say it. Carne a fagga.
Anonymous No.722941497 [Report] >>722948642
>>722941314
Ngl Carne Asada is hella overrated. I live in Cali too and everyone shills this shit to me. I think normal nachos or just chilli cheese fries are better.
Anonymous No.722941560 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
cereal
Anonymous No.722941590 [Report]
>>722941413
goldfish will leave grease and cheese powder on ur fingers
Anonymous No.722941694 [Report]
>>722941480
>anon literally can't speak without homos on the brain
>somehow this is everyone else's problem
Anonymous No.722941698 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
I eat doritoes directly from the bag. Thought this was commonplace.
Anonymous No.722941714 [Report] >>722943405 >>722950532 >>722950864 >>722953831 >>722957074
>>722940858 (OP)
You can use a fork spoon or bread so their not much mess.
Anonymous No.722941727 [Report] >>722942476
Just hold the package and pour the snacks into your mouth you lazy retards
Anonymous No.722941814 [Report]
>>722941480
Carne asada is like the most manly thing you could ever eat.
Anonymous No.722941972 [Report] >>722942552
Carne asada is just naked burrito
Anonymous No.722942115 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
I don't understand why do you even feel the need to eat when playing games
I just want to play the damn game, I'll eat when it's time to eat
Anonymous No.722942209 [Report] >>722942256
>>722940858 (OP)
>eat
>while gaming
I've never understood this
is there a particular reason you can't just get up and go eat for five minutes
is it just nostalgia for childhood slumber parties or something
Anonymous No.722942256 [Report]
>>722942209
it's so you can keep on gaming without a break!
Anonymous No.722942476 [Report] >>722951104
>>722941727
That's the actual slob way of eating.
Anonymous No.722942502 [Report] >>722942618 >>722950279
i mean that's why picrel and bagel bites exist
Anonymous No.722942552 [Report]
>>722941972
The things I have to read, pinches gringos.
Anonymous No.722942618 [Report]
>>722942502
When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
Anonymous No.722942672 [Report] >>722943006
>>722941480
>t. ate street food and got the runs
Anonymous No.722942751 [Report] >>722943065 >>722943273
People eat while gaming? I just pause the game and go eat like a normal person.
Anonymous No.722942908 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
They say that because you can eat pizza with a single hand. If you need both hands for your game, there is no fast food you can eat without reddit lifehacks or getting your hands greasy.
Anonymous No.722943006 [Report]
>>722942672
What? It doesn't even make sense in the context, schizo. You should have said
>t. Pronounced it like a faggot and got mocked by street food vendors
Anonymous No.722943065 [Report] >>722943145 >>722943493
>>722942751
yes, that's how we got gamer fuel(tm)
Anonymous No.722943145 [Report]
>>722943065
CASHEWS OF CHAOS
Anonymous No.722943154 [Report]
Eat before or after gaming, or take food breaks, you fucking animals.
Anonymous No.722943273 [Report]
>>722942751
YOU CAN'T PAUSE ONLINE GAMES, MOM
Anonymous No.722943289 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
take a break and eat.
Anonymous No.722943405 [Report] >>722943862 >>722948710 >>722948867
>>722941714
Is there a variety of baked beans that aren't sweet?
Anonymous No.722943493 [Report] >>722944509
>>722943065
do you think we could gaslight retarded children into eating healthy by marketing dried fruit and kale chips as "powerups" or something
Anonymous No.722943862 [Report] >>722949151
>>722943405
I mean you can put whatever you want in/on beans, "baked beans" as a dish are typically sweet for the same reason apple pie typically isn't salty
nothing stopping you from making bean soup or something
Anonymous No.722944509 [Report]
>>722943493
put on levels, achievements, etc. maybe.
Anonymous No.722946686 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
use spoon and fork
Anonymous No.722946741 [Report]
>>722941074
>need two sticks to eat
>and one stick to carry two buckets of shit
Anonymous No.722947121 [Report]
>>722941314
i like the idea but the fries just get too mushy. i'd rather just a set of tacos and a side of fries.
Anonymous No.722947887 [Report] >>722948476 >>722955375
>>722941183
>>722941314
Behold the famed cuisine of Rochester, New York, featuring home fries, mac salad, and baked beans with as many cheeseburgers/hot dogs as you care to order on top of it, then covered with a spicy meat sauce, mustard, and raw onions
Anonymous No.722948476 [Report] >>722950372
>>722947887
I would crush that
Anonymous No.722948525 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
Pizza is ninja turtle food
Anonymous No.722948573 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
>he doesn't de-grease his 'za
NGMI
Anonymous No.722948586 [Report]
>>722941183
chili cheese fries?
Anonymous No.722948639 [Report] >>722950247
>>722941103
>despite how much 4chin hates it
I hate how tourists showed up here and shouted everyone else down and now people think that's what 4chan is.
Anonymous No.722948642 [Report] >>722949902
>>722941497
>hella
you didn't need to specify you're Californian, we could already tell
Anonymous No.722948710 [Report]
>>722943405
the British kind made with tomato sauce. They created it because of sugar shortages during WW1
Anonymous No.722948856 [Report]
>>722941314
>inconsistently cooked, bland, sad looking fries
>powdered parm cheese
>overcooked, dried out mystery meat shit all over
>piles of california puke in there for good measure

damn bro, you sure showed the aussie how shit your sandy eggo cuisine is; I kneel.
Anonymous No.722948867 [Report]
>>722943405
the blue can heinz beans that made in the uk. you can find them in the us too.
Anonymous No.722948905 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
Why are you eating and playing video games at the same time you fat fuck? Take a break, sit down at a table, and act like a human being and it won't matter what you're having for dinner.
Anonymous No.722948959 [Report]
>>722941370
Eating while gaming is a divine experience.
Anonymous No.722949151 [Report] >>722949319
>>722943862
>nothing stopping you from making bean soup or something
Every christmas when our family would get together we'd have a spiral cut christmas ham that we'd all just munch on through the day so no one had to cook. At the end of the day the meat would be cleaned, and then the ham bone would go into this family soup that's like a cross between split-pea and navy-bean soup. Looks like a bowl of vomit, and it was so thick you could stand a spoon in it.
I miss that every year since I've been on my own because I can't eat a whole spiral cut ham in a reasonable amount of time.
Anonymous No.722949204 [Report]
A lot of proud casuals in the thread.
That's nu-/v/ for ya.
Anonymous No.722949319 [Report]
>>722949151
you can get ham bones or ham hocks at a grocery store and make split pea soup, its amazingly cheap. pork belly (not bacon) also works great.
Anonymous No.722949902 [Report]
>>722948642
I'm not from here but their retardation has rubbed off on me. You're right I should kill myself.
Anonymous No.722950247 [Report]
>>722948639
It's just annoying any time you mention drugs it's "dude weed lmao" like these zoomie retards have never gotten high and played games. They're missing out then shitting on experiences they never had.
Anonymous No.722950279 [Report] >>722950465
>>722942502
jesus christ, along with the bigger one, the cheese/tomato sauce is like molten lava.
Anonymous No.722950369 [Report]
>fried brain druggies yelling into the sky completely unprovoked
Anonymous No.722950372 [Report]
>>722948476
I probably every other week feel the pain of no longer being able to drive into town and get one of these after a long day at work
Anonymous No.722950465 [Report]
>>722950279
its says as much on the directions lol, you gotta let them stand a little before eating.
Anonymous No.722950532 [Report]
>>722941714
Now THIS is a meal fit for a gamer
Anonymous No.722950864 [Report]
>>722941714
this nigga...
Anonymous No.722951104 [Report]
>>722942476
Call me a slob all you want, but my hands are clean.
Anonymous No.722951469 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
Just put whatever food you want to eat in between two slices of bread, or a demi baguette and youre good
Anonymous No.722953285 [Report]
>>722941074
That doesn't work for everything.
Anonymous No.722953772 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
the obvious answer is pretzels. especially something like Comboes, because they're bite-size.
Anonymous No.722953831 [Report]
>>722941714
Tasty.
Anonymous No.722955375 [Report]
>>722947887
Damn, now I'm hungry.
Anonymous No.722956025 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
pause, go eat, go back to gaming
or ANY food you eat with a fork and knife to eat during cutscenes IE mac'n;cheese, ramen
Anonymous No.722956342 [Report]
burgers
Anonymous No.722956542 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
Gamers don't care about things getting messy.
Anonymous No.722957074 [Report]
>>722941714
based and fartpilled
Anonymous No.722957235 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
I don't eat while gaming
Anonymous No.722957292 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
Gamer Grub solved this problem 15 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyNErkgfFwM
Anonymous No.722957472 [Report]
>>722940858 (OP)
I use a large spoon to eat pizza and Doritos.